Raw Dogging Bullshit EP-332 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-06-26
https://open.spotify.com/episode/54S8PZ0xe164QMIz7kqfyF

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We're going to have I talked to has better Internet than I do, except for the pink painters because they don't need it. 1:00 in the morning so you could listen, but sometimes you just don't get to listen. 1:00 in the morning so you could listen, but sometimes you just don't get to listen. And if Spotify doesn't want to let you, you could go over to the Apple podcast. 1:00 and then we had to make it back. So we had to go to this game. 1:07 They're in the field everyday baby handling your commercial painting and wall covering and they've been doing it for so long 35 years. They don't even know what Internet is. They just know walls painting and wall covering. It's a Hatfield company give them a call. Shepard Hatfield's been a long time listener and interact with y'all on the in the group and everything so we we appreciate him they he does office buildings, retail spaces, medical, industrial anything pretty much besides just your regular house. 1:34 Give him a call 943-257-7031 over there. It's Chuck Charles iron fist with a devastating defeat today. From what I hear, how you. 1:44 Speaker 2 Doing buddy, it's I'm, I'm, I'm tired, boss, I'm tired. It's been a, it's been a long day and for some reason my camera's all messed up. I don't know what's going on, but Nah, man, I might be the lighting too. I don't know, man, I, I might get a hostage situation right now. I feel like it's very, very late. 2:01 Full disclosure, it's, it's after 2:18 Speaker 3 This is this is what I'm going to tell you right now. That's what I was talking about when I figured out everybody had better Internet than me. So I got a call from Jeremy this morning. I saw the call. I did not answer because it was early. And I'm like, all right, there's only one thing he can be calling about this early in the morning and it's the episode not being uploaded. 2:34 And I go in there, I check it, it's good on my end. So I revert the draft and back to publish. And then I guess we were good after that, but about a few hours after that, did you do Nate hit me up and he said, hey, are you having problems with Spotify? I said I am. I uploaded the show twice last night. 2:50 It said error one time, and the second time uploaded it and it did not publish this morning. And he sent me a picture of his upload time and it was over 1000 minutes, which was absolutely insane. And his upload speed was 145 megabytes a second, which still kind of low in the grand scheme of things, but mine's even lower. 3:00 to 3:09 It's at 40 because I don't have fiber, so it's not me. It's a Spotify thing. They've been having a lot of trouble with their servers over the past couple months. You can look at news stories. They've been saying that. So it's not all my fault, but I do try to check it, you know, every chance I can. 3:24 I hit upload and sometimes I go to bed, you know, and I'm like, I hope it does everything it processes and I don't have to double check fucking Spotify's work. All right, so did you do Nate's having a problem? He's the God of digital stuff, so it's got to be Spotify. 3:39 Speaker 2 OK, just because there's people in their car right now that are I'm trying to do the math, how many minutes did, how many hours did it take him to upload the episode? You said the 1000 minutes. 3:49 Speaker 3 Yeah. Well, as of right now, I don't think he, I still don't think he's uploaded yet. 3:52 Speaker 2 I think that's what, 9 hours? 3:54 Speaker 3 18. 3:54 Speaker 2 Believe 18 hours, wait 60 minutes. 3:59 Speaker 3 60 and then you have 20. That'd be 1200 and he's right there like a little over 1020. You got 60 minutes times 20 hours. 4:00. But dude, I just my favorite part of the day because I, you know, I took it, I took the loss hard at 1st and then I'm just like thinking back and I'm going nobody made an error. 4:09 Speaker 2 Oh, we're doing, we're doing 20 hours. That'd be 12. All right, whatever. It's a long time to do this. 4:15 Speaker 3 Right now. But anyway, everything's good. We're uploaded, we're fine. You know, it happens, OK, I'm sorry for the people that's got to go to jobs at like 4:32 That's always an option as well. We do not promote them as much because we're not hosted there. And I don't think Apple likes this a whole lot. But you could also listen to it over there. But everything's good. Chuck, how was your day? Well I know it was bad but just walk you through it it. 4:47 Speaker 2 Was so bad dude, it was so bad. I I do, I do got to say though, so because I this is actually what I was going to get into for what the chucks. So just go ahead and say the thing. Oh. 4:55 Speaker 3 Dude, you're going into fucking like interrogation mode, like where you get like silhouetted, you know, like they're talking to people in 60 minutes and like they got that voice. Got like boy, all morning. Always in Afghanistan I should. 5:00 in the morning. You know, that's why we started changing it to 5:00 and then go to my regular team and go 6 to 8. So it was just constant. I loved it. It was great. But I feel like that's what, you know, because a lot, not a lot of these kids are going to go pro. 5:06 Speaker 2 I should I should be in that right now. I feel that way back A. 5:09 Speaker 3 Little further, it'll go all black for your silhouette. 5:11 Speaker 2 No, I think it just shines on my face. I mean, I hit it higher like that anyway. Just say it. 5:17 Speaker 3 All right, we'll go and get into what the Chuck that looks way better. 5:22 Speaker 2 It does, right? All right. 5:22 Speaker 2 It does, right? All right. Sorry, I had to. I had to fix that. So anyway, Oh my God. So first and foremost, have you been, have you seen the news about Saint Simons Island, Jekyll Island and Hilton Head? Have you seen the news? 5:36 Speaker 3 No, the only news story I've been seeing was the one about the Canadian shit going on. But what's going on down there? 5:41 Speaker 2 So allegedly, I didn't know this was a thing in 2026, right? Allegedly there's fecal matter in the ocean, right? Like, like a lot of it. OK, so he's over. 5:53 Speaker 3 From India, yeah. 5:55 Speaker 2 I don't know where. 5:56 Speaker 3 They're on the Atlantic Coast. That shit sucks ass. That's why people like the Gulf better. 6:00 Speaker 2 I don't know where it's coming from, but I just, I know that one of the families that we came here with, they put out like a message to everybody and they were like, hey, check this out. And it was from like the Glenn County Press, right? It was like, Hey, Saint Simons Island, Jekyll Island and Hilton Head beaches have been shut down due to high levels of fecal matter, right? 6:00 to 6:21 And so of course I'm like driving and I'm hearing about this and I'm going like, are the fish pooping a lot? Like what are we talking about here? Like we're, we're what kind of poop are we? When you say fecal matter, I, I assume it's from fish, right, because there's no, surely we're not dumping our poop into the ocean. It correct? 6:37 Speaker 3 Well, I, I don't know. Whenever I hear fecal matter in the water, I think of Indians and I'm like, where was Manny at? No, I'm just kidding. He was in France, but he's back home now in Atlanta. But I always if, if there's fecal matter in the water, I instantly think of Indian shitting in the Nile. So how will the Indian population down there in Saint Simon? 6:54 It's not. 6:55 Speaker 2 That's nothing to do. People are just dropping trout and pooping in the ocean, right? It did not happen. So we started. So I started asking the locals, right, 'cause I'm like, look, I, I don't wanna, I don't wanna take my kids into a poop riddled ocean, right? You know, especially right before we're going on, we're embarking on Carter's travel Tournament of the Century, right? 7:14 So anyway, so we were talking to locals and they're like, oh, no, no, it's not that ocean, you know, that it's not the part that opens up to the ocean. It's the, the intercoastal. It's like the inlands or like the inlets and things like that. Because all the raw sewage, I guess I don't know if it, I guess it's, I don't, I don't. 7:32 Speaker 3 I don't just circling around in there. Shit tornado. 7:37 Speaker 2 I don't know any. Like, I've never dealt with this in my life. So anyway, so I'm like, OK, so you're telling me. And again, I'm talking to the locals, so I don't know if it's even true, right? And I'm like, so you're telling me we can swim in the ocean? And they're like, oh, yeah, you're fine over there. Just make sure you go to East Beach. 7:52 It's open to the Atlantic. You're fine. And of course, one of the dads that I'm with, he's like, I grew up swimming in the Chattahoochee man. Ain't nothing going to hurt me. I don't care if there's turds floating by me. I'm getting in it. I'm like, what? Like what are you talking to? And he was serious. He's like, I don't care. I'm getting in. 8:00, I'm going out there. 8:07 Speaker 3 I think as long as you keep your penis closed, your butt hole closed, you don't have any open wounds, and you'll put your mouth underwater and you don't breathe any in, I think you're good. You know, shit, you're OK. 8:16 Speaker 2 I'm Saran wrapping all my kids, putting zip lock bags on them all their. 8:20 Speaker 3 Inks and everything. 8:22 Speaker 2 Carter, Carter, you better cover your pee hole. He's like, what? 8:26 Speaker 3 I've got this little ear play. We got to roll up and put it in the pee hole, OK? 8:30 Speaker 2 So, so we get there and, and you know, we're, we're hanging out, we're having a good time. You know, it's, it's like 8:44 Speaker 3 Have you ever played? 8:45 Speaker 2 Cube, cube, cube. OK, you I'm, I'm you're, you're responding the same way I responded to him. OK, this is the exact conversation. And he goes, dude, it's called cube. I was German. 9:00 and I, I'm, you know, I usually like doing these because I know it's going to be fresh in Brandon's memory. I ain't got to worry about him not uploading it. But Brandon struck again today and you didn't upload the you didn't upload the episode, which is pretty cool. 9:02 I said, what is that? And he goes, it's a how did he Oh my God, I got to use the exact terminology. It's a what are those people called from like Sweden and Switzerland and all that. And like not close, close. You're right there. It's a Oh my God, it was a long not Oh my God. 9:19 Anyway, he said something like, I'll, I'll use Norik's example. He goes, oh, it's a, it's a, it's a Nordic yard game. He said, what, what like what? You don't have a football or something. And he's like, dude, you're going to love, you're going to love, you're going to love Goob you. 9:30 in the morning sun wasn't that bad. It's like 95° that day or yeah, yesterday. 9:30 in the morning sun wasn't that bad. It's like 95° that day or yeah, yesterday. But you know, we're having a good time. And one of my buddies, he goes, he goes, hey, man. 9:33 Speaker 3 Ever heard of football? 9:36 Speaker 2 What are we? 9:37 Speaker 3 Doing. 9:38 Speaker 2 Norwegian. Norwegian. 9:38 Speaker 2 Norwegian. Norwegian. It's a Norwegian. It's a Norwegian, Norwegian yard game, is what he called it. 9:43 Speaker 3 So they're from the Norwegian. 9:44 Speaker 2 Yeah, I guess. I guess, dude. So he pulls it out. It's like all these sticks and like blocks. And then there's like this thing in the middle and he's like, OK, so the point of the game is to knock over the blocks with the sticks. And those are called skulls, and these are called throwers. And this look, what are we doing out of here? 9:59 So I'm throwing these sticks, yeah. 10:02 Speaker 3 You see those games and it's always so medieval. Like, how retarded are those people over there still? You know, that's one thing, One thing to play with, OK? I, I, I don't need all these rules and shit that I'm trying to learn on this random beach and with all the shit water around and my kids are swimming in there and they got baseball tournaments. 10:10-ish when I watched Red Dawn for the first time and my dad backed it up in that scene where Patrick Swayze is holding Charlie Sheen and he's like, he's starting to cry. 10:18 I can't be remembering 40 fucking rules to play your game, Dan. OK. 10:23 Speaker 2 And every time, every time I did something, they're like, oh, you got an extra throw with the thrower and the skulls are now doubled and you need to throw the skull up in the air. You can step up to that location and throw your next thrower, but only one thrower. And each person on your team has to throw 2. And I'm like, what? I'm like I what? 10:40 Speaker 3 You ever watched that episode of I think it was Friends and Joey's trying to give money back to Chandler or whatnot or Ross, like he gave him money and he's like, he don't want to give it to him though. So he makes up this random ass game. He's like, oh, you 2, you scored two in the fuzzle. So that means you get another three Rangels, you know, and then the Rangels that you have three now at the last it's meckle of the game. 11:01 You automatically get I get 10 points. So all you have to do is not fuck this up and you win the Smiggle honors and. 11:06 Speaker 2 100 bucks. That's exactly what I felt like was happening today. So the whole time we're out there and the boys are like, I want to play Goob. I want to play Goob. I'm like, what is going on? Like this is so weird that we're even out here doing this. So they play until like 11:22 We had to go to our first game of the tournament. And I'm like, you know, I'm, I'm, I'm just feeling a little uneasy. I'm like, dude, I took these kids to the beach all day and like, they'll play and they're playing. They're playing cube, cube. And I'm like, this is really weird, right? I'm like, but we'll be OK. I mean, it's a first game. 11:37 Nothing, nothing can go wrong, right? It can't be that bad. So we get out there and I'm talking to the coach from the other team and I'm like, hey, what you do with your kids? You know, today he's like, oh, he went to the beach. I was like, me too. I was like. 11:50 Speaker 3 11:50 Speaker 3 Goob. 11:52 Speaker 2 Hold on. So, so we're playing team and, you know, first innings over it's 11 or 00. And I'm like, OK, this is going to be a good game. And then we have a lightning strike close by. So they shut it down for 30 minutes, right? Well, in that 30 minutes, in case you're wondering, Brandon, that's how long it takes for the wheels to fall off 30 minutes is how long it takes for wheels to fall off. 12:12 We get we get back on the field and next thing you know it, the floodgates open, right? And we're just like, like hit. They're just crush them crush and they're hitting where we're not at. It's nothing we can really do. But I look up scores 4 nothing, 5 nothing, 6 nothing, 7 nothing, 8 nothing, 9 nothing, 10 nothing. 12:27 And I'm going, this is really bad. This is this is getting really out of control. So we're losing 10 nothing. And I walk over to the tugout and I hear one of the boys go, dude, I totally got your skull in the second round. 12:43 And you. 12:46 Speaker 3 Just like we're playing fucking baseball, not BLOB or go over whatever the fuck that weird man was saying on the damn beach. 12:54 Speaker 2 I was like you guys talking about give they were like, yeah, that games really fun. Well, that you're you're losing. 13:04 Speaker 3 Well, that that's that's what blows my mind is like you just give these these kids so much free time like before a game or after a game and like swimming and like you're letting them like act like they've accomplished something, like they haven't accomplished anything yet. He was like, oh, go play in the ocean with all the shit and the turds. And we're like, you know, it's practically India and go over and play goob or globe with this, you know, Randy Norwegian man, And it's just like it should be in the hotel rooms. 13:28 Fucking go over game plans going over fucking aping shit. Just let these kids do whatever they want. And then he's so surprised when something bad happens. 13:37 Speaker 2 Well, I'm going to say so it was it all worked out. It did. I mean, we lost 12 to one. It is what it is. But but I will say like it. I I mean, you know, obviously I see a lot of baseball at every in softball and there's some games where like legitimately there's nothing you can do, right. 13:54 I mean, if, if you're hitting into gaps and I'm not, it is what it is. And it didn't really the game didn't matter. I mean, it was just like the first game and we did get a really bad start time at 14:14 Like I, I mean, really it's just, it's just it wasn't, it wasn't as bad as the score show. I mean, it was actually they played really good. But you know, nobody's like nobody's striking out. They're all hitting the ball, but it's just, you know, right to him, it is what it is. So, but my favorite part of the day was the whole like, we just got here. 14:31 We're all excited to go to the beach and I got Carter over here like dad, I think I see a turd and I'm like, Carter, there's not like you're not going to see a turd like floating by you. So so that was funny. But the the goob, the goob thing was my favorite part because it's just funny how kids are. 14:48 Speaker 3 Yeah, well, that's what I was going to ask too. Like what were the kids mentalities with this? Because like, I remember when I was playing sports, like if we were going out of town to a tournament, there wasn't no fun involved. The only fun we had was like we I'd drive, we'd get to the hotel, we'd hang out, I'd see all my team mates and everything in the lobby. We'd say what's up, you know, maybe do like some passing drills in the lobby or some shit just to get our feet warmed up. 15:08 Maybe go to a team dinner that night and then it was straight to bed. Wake up in the morning, go to the field at like 9, start practicing, get off, you know, have like a light lunch. If we had like a late play date or a late play time, eat, eat snacks, hang out around the field and just really just practice. 15:25 Just kicking the ball back and forth or I guess in your case catching or whatnot. But I remember on game days or even traveling from the time I got in the car, I'm nervous. I've got a pit in my stomach. I'm like, holy shit, I'm here for one fucking thing and that is to play my fucking sport. But it sounds like the kids main goal was just to go to the beach eat and not actually. 15:43 Speaker 2 Play the game, I don't think. 15:45 Speaker 3 I don't. 15:46 Speaker 2 Because here's my thing, like, you know, I feel like, and, and, and the way that I think it is even with softball and when, when I'm coaching, it's like, especially when you know that you're going to have multiple days of games and you got pool play before that, which doesn't really matter much except for seeding. That first game is really where you OK, you know, how, how serious do we have to be? 16:07 I mean, especially at this age, they're young. So even before the game and I told the other coaches, like, I don't care what happens, but I don't want to win by like 15 runs because I, I think that's when that's when you're screwed, right? You go out there that first game, you destroy your opponent and the kids are like, dude, we got this right now. 16:27 You're setting yourself up. But a loss like this, your first game, I, I feel like it does light a fire at any age where you're like, OK, like we got to buckle down and we got to be serious and we got to treat. So I think it's going to, I think it's going to have that effect. I really do. And, you know, maybe I'm wrong. 16:42 And on Monday I'm going to come on here and I'm just going to be all sad and stuff, you know? But I I, I have faith. 16:48 Speaker 3 Turned out they actually only cared about the beach. Yes, they. 16:50 Speaker 2 Did not they only cared about Geeb. That's all they cared about was the. 16:56 Speaker 3 Professional Geeb players is what's going to happen now. I, I, I hope they, I do, I really do. I hope they bounce back because I mean, that's going to be a hard ride home and sad for everybody probably. Like we came down here and you know, we didn't perform how we wanted to, But is that how you were when you were a kid playing sports? 17:12 And I, you know, I, I didn't travel a lot for sports, but every now and then we'd have to go, you know, like 4 counties over in a few hours or whatnot and play games. And I was just like I said, I was just always in that holy shit, dude, I'm so fucking nervous. I just want to play. I'm not going to the beach. Is that how you were in sports? 17:28 Speaker 2 So I think that's the that's the sad thing about it is when you look back on when you're that age, even even like through high school, I never took sports as serious as I should have, right? Like, like, you know, did I hit the, I didn't hit the weight room. 17:44 I didn't do all the things I should have done. I just relied on the fact like, oh, I can run fast and I can play this sport well and I don't have to do anything special. I can just come out here and whatever. And I even like losses. I took losing really hard. I hated losing. But when it came to preparation and dedication to like, you know, doing everything I could do, going over the playbook, going over, you know, whatever, I didn't do that. 18:08 And, and so I, I try to like even with whatever sport I'm coaching, you know, like telling these kids like, dude, like, you know, and I always, I say it all the time. I say, you know, like look up at the stands, look at the stands right now. You see all those parents. There's not one parent out there that would not kill to be in your position and be on this field right now playing a game because you know, every every one of us, maybe we do. 18:33 We remember the last time that we were on a field of whatever was like you remember the last time you were on a soccer field. You remember the last time you you kicked a goal and that's crushing when you look back on it and go, dude, man, like, you know, you just take it for granted. I feel like, and and so like I even at this young age, I feel like you can't do that. 18:49 You got to just tell them like don't take it for granted. Work hard. Every game counts. Everything matters and I'm trying but I don't. 18:57 Speaker 3 I don't think I really take it for granted. I think what it is is, you know, I, I, I appreciate everything I did on the field and you know, my, my life doing that. You know, I broke my leg and shit changed my life. And you know, I didn't. I mean, I cried about it for a little bit when my legs snapped in half and I'm like it's bouncing all around on the, you know, on the ride up the driveway. 19:14 But I'm like. 19:15 Speaker 2 What the fuck? 19:16 Speaker 3 Man, like it wasn't ever like, Oh my God, my start career is over because it was just one of the things that just happened to happen. But I think what I missed the most is just the training for it, just like the dedication that I remember, I remember putting towards it. Like that was my whole life. Everything I knew from the time being four years old until I broke my leg at 13 was I've got soccer three days a week, no matter what, you know, from 19:38 If I'm playing for when I was playing middle school, I would do 19:54 You know, I mean a small majority of them are really even. You might have one on the whole team that actually goes the whole way, does the circuit and makes it MLB. But the, the main part of sports is just like showing the dedication and the drive and something you care about and really putting your effort fully towards it and really caring about the outcome. 20:12 You know, like I said, I, I was bad with losses too. I wouldn't talk to anybody, but I really wasn't any better with any regular season wins either. I'm like, I was, you know, it, it's funny. I, I, I didn't know how to explain it until I saw that I think it was Kobe or LeBron. 20:27 I think it's Kobe. He's like, why you smiling? You know, you won game three. He's like, the job's not done. You know, like this is a win. This is a win. I got to get through. I'm not going to celebrate this shit because this ain't the fucking championship. And I just don't know if there's that mentality in kids anymore that just really want to fucking win and understand what it means to win like majorly and like just for yourself as like an upper, just like it's like a drug, honestly. 20:51 Playing sports, winning or losing, losing, you're on a terrible trip. 20:51 Playing sports, winning or losing, losing, you're on a terrible trip. Winning feels like you're on a little bit of a high, but when you win it all, you're like, holy fuck, this is the best drug ever. I just don't know if kids really take part in that as much anymore. 21:06 Speaker 2 I think you know, I, I, you know, I've always said like my, my biggest pet peeve is when kids cry because of a bad performance that that really bothers me. Like, I hate it when I see a kid cry because of a bad performance. However, when a kid cries because they lost a game, I kind of dig that because now the game's over. 21:26 You know, you're not crying about your performance, you're crying because you lost. And I'm like, OK, you care. Like I, I dig the passion. I don't want to take that passion away from you, but you got to keep it and you got to channel it in the right way to make yourself better. Now, real quick, I'll tell you because you said the thing about your knee. I forgot to tell you this part. 21:43 So I met this guy today and he was his his buddy. It was his buddy was getting ready to, he was, he was on the PGA Tour, right? And he went, this is terrible. He went to, he went to Saint Simons Island and he's made, he made the PGA Tour. 22:01 He goes to Saint Simons Island. And you know, you know, you ever used a skimboard? It's the one that you like throw across like shallow water and you get on it and you can ride it. 22:12 Speaker 3 I've used boogie boards and surfboards. I don't know about a skim board. Is it thinner than the boogie board? 22:17 Speaker 2 It's it's real thin. It's almost like thin wood. And you just like, throw it down on like an inch or two of water. You jump on it and you can like, you know, ride it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this dude, this is what I'm saying. It's so terrible. So this dude makes the PGA Tour. 22:34 He's getting ready to embark on his first tour. He goes to Saint Simons Island on vacation. He gets a skim board. He throws it down. He's never ridden one before. He runs. He jumps on it. The board goes out from underneath him. He goes to catch himself with his right arm, Tears all the ligaments in his elbow. 22:53 Oh God, Lord's got to have Tommy. 22:56 Speaker 3 John's surgery playing golf first, motherfucker Amber. 22:59 Speaker 2 And guess what he does now? He's a golf professional. No, he's a golf. He's a golf pro at like some Gunch or some Golf Club up in Braselton. And I was like, dude, that's a terrible story, man. 23:16 And he's like, yeah, he took it for yard. 23:18 Speaker 3 I mean, that's like when I broke my leg, like I could have played, you know, my life would have been completely different if I didn't ride a homemade dirt bike down a gravel dirt Rd., you know, going full frog you. 23:26 Speaker 2 Didn't make you didn't make you didn't like make MLS, but you didn't just sign a contract to MLS to go play for the freaking. 23:34 Speaker 3 LA Galaxy. No, of course not. I mean, but he wasn't doing, I mean, he wasn't making any money off the just the signing. He had to still go and perform and make the cut and everything like that. But what I'm saying? 23:44 Speaker 2 Is Happy Happy Gilmore made like $10,000 to show up? 23:49 Speaker 3 Yeah, that that was back in the day and the night they they've changed the whole platform and oh, we actually talked about that, how Tiger Wood, we'll get in that in a second, how Tiger Woods just changed the entire platform after his DUI. But I'm saying it just changes the course of your life when you do something fucking stupid, you know, you don't really think about it like he him never skimboarding before. 24:06 Hop on a skimboard breaks his fucking elbow. You know, how many people do you hear about I'll broke my elbow, you know, but are you a baseball player, bud? No, I was supposed to be a golf player, but I was skimboard. Same thing with me riding a homemade dirt bike when I've been playing, you know, soccer for 13 years. I was in the shape, condition and everything to keep playing and hold my dirt bike, break my fucking leg. 24:24 But shit fucking, you know, life has different changes and whatnot. But The funny thing you said is like when kids get upset and they cry about a performance. I remember I stopped when I stopped crying, but for the most part I stopped like crying over dumb shit when I was I think 10, 24:50 He's like, let it turn to anything else. Let it turn to anything else. My dad backed it up. You know, he's like, listen to that son. Let it turn to something else because sadness does not help you at all in this life. I'm like, you're right, Dad, not going to cry anymore, but that's cry. 25:03 Speaker 2 Anymore. 25:05 Speaker 3 It's too good. Yeah, let it turn to so you have. 25:06 Speaker 2 Not so you have not. You've not cried since you watched Red Dawn. 25:11 Speaker 3 I have cried. I think I only see times. The only times I cry are funerals for people that I know. And I I never cry at the funeral. I never do that. But when I'm that at that night, the night after the funeral and I'm laying in bed, you know, by myself or I'm out of town, I'm laying on the couch, That's when I'll start crying and I'm I'll get into like a really one of those nasty cries, but it's just. 25:35 Speaker 2 Yeah, what's a nasty, what's a nasty cry for you sound like? 25:38 Speaker 3 You know, just and everything and it's just, it's just, I mean, I just, I just let it all go because I feel like there's other times in my life that I needed to produce sadness, but I'm just always in the mentality like, no, let it turn to something else. Like you cannot be sad right now. 25:54 There's a lot of other people. Like every time there's a funeral, I got all my young cousins and all my older cousins and older, older aunts and everything that they see me being strong and they're like, well, he's, he's taking it real well. But that's just what I do. That's just always how I felt like I've got to take it strong. I got to be a, a symbol of strength. 26:11 And then when I'm by myself at night at home, then I'll let it all out. 26:16 Speaker 2 You know what's funny is the older you get. So I think it was probably until I was about 40 to 43, I was the same way, man. Like, you could not get me a cry. I mean, I, I, I would have to make myself like, especially if it was a situation I was like, I need to, this is pretty sad, right? 26:32 Like I got to like when my grandfather passed away, you know, things like that. 26:36 Speaker 3 I get accused all the time at fucking funerals for having no emotion is what all my cousins tell me and everything I'm like no I do, I just I hold it all together and tell I'm by myself. 26:45 Speaker 2 Well, wait until you're like 45 because now I, I will cry at like an Instagram video, right? Like like a Facebook video. Like dude, if it's any like if James Blunt is singing, I'm crying. I don't even know why. I don't know what it's about. 27:00 I just start crying. Like anything like like music gets me, dude, commercials get me. It's like I'm going through menopause or something. I don't know what's going. 27:10 Speaker 3 On I will tell you something that I did. Fucking August is calling me. Let's see what he's got to say. 27:16 Speaker 2 That's given the last time he cried. 27:18 Speaker 3 Hey, I'm on, I'm on air right now, so don't say nothing crazy, but what's up? Well, I was just, I, I said you too early for your midtown. Like I just made your home. I'm just making sure you weren't asleep or nothing. Oh no, I'm not asleep. I'll be up in like 30 minutes. 27:35 Speaker 2 Ask him. 27:35 Speaker 2 Ask him. Ask him last time he cried. 27:37 Speaker 3 The audio is awful and he's drunk, but what was I saying before that? 27:44 Speaker 2 You're talking about, well, you're talking about crying like the last. 27:46 Speaker 3 Time I tried. Oh actually, no, I actually did get a little a little teary eyed the other night. I don't know how far you've got on from, but you see the Donna scene. 27:55 Speaker 2 Which one's Donna? Is that the the fat lady? 27:58 Speaker 3 The Colony House leader. Yeah, Lesbian. 27:59 Speaker 2 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What are you doing? I've been here, dude. I I can't binge watch anymore. Where you at 'cause I'm here. Where? 28:09 Speaker 3 You at on there? 28:12 Speaker 2 Season 3, Episode 8 Oh, OK, All right. I'm I'm the chick, the chick, the chick that she stabbed. The one chick stabbed the other chick with the garden shears and now they're trying to hide her. 28:26 Speaker 3 Oh yeah, it's going to get real good after that. I'm I completely done with it until Friday and we got one more for season finale and then we got season 5. Anyway, I just had to bring that up real quick. But your grandfather used to tell you something. 28:37 Speaker 2 Yeah, so, so no, I, I remember like, that's when I, that's when I, you know, I, I should have been an emotional wreck. I mean, I spent dude. So I, I I know I don't want to press for I don't want to press this for time, but so I went to I went to when I went to the beach, when I went to the beach today, I had a towel that had been given to me when I donated bone marrow, right. 28:59 And one of the people that were at the beach and have a towel and I say, Hey, you can use this one. Like I got an extra towel and she's looking at it and she's like, what the heck. I mean, it's really weird. It was like a, you know, be the be the choice or be the cure, whatever.com. I don't know what it was. And she's like, why do you why do you have this towel? They. 29:14 Speaker 3 Asked her to nut into this thing every week and then after years and listen it back to them. 29:19 Speaker 2 So I said, I said, I said, well, I don't need bone marrow a couple times. And so she asked me the questions like, why did you donate bone marrow? So I, I tell her the whole story about what happened and how I got selected and how I got chosen. And then they made me take the shots and get platelet, you know, all the stuff with platelets. And I had to fly to DC and they took all my platelets. 29:35 And then they, after that they, they gave it to the cancer patient that I was donating to. And they said, Hey, if it doesn't work, you might have to donate. You will ask you to donate one more time. And I'm like, OK, cool. So five months later and dude, I started crying. The only reason I'm telling you, I started crying when I told the story. So I'm going to try to get through it right now because you know what I'm telling you, it's brutal. 29:53 So I, I, they called me five months later and they said, hey, the cancer's back, the trans, the, the, it didn't work. So we're going to ask you to do it again. If you would, we'd appreciate it. If not, we'll let her know. And I'm like, what? You know, let her know like, oh, Chuck said he's going to let you die. 30:09 I'm like, I'm not going to do that. So I said I'll do it again. So I go through the, the whole thing again. It sucks to go through this. They fly me to DC and they do, they strip my blood again. They went to the dialysis machine. They do this whole thing. So anyway, when I'm done, they said, hey, because you donated twice to her, you know, we can't tell your name. 30:26 We can't tell you where she lives, but we can let you send her a letter. And if you want to give, if you want to send her anything you can. So I sent her and I, I did a lot of thought process. I, it was a lot of thinking and I sent her a, a camera. Do you remember the old throwaway cameras that like you just take a picture and it's like, that's it, right? 30:41 You get 24 pictures or something like that. 30:43 Speaker 3 Yeah, it was like the old Kodak or something. 30:44 Speaker 2 So I sent her that and I sent a letter and I said, you know, I'm sending you this camera because I want you to take these pictures and, and take pictures of things that mean the most to you in life. Like right now in this situation when you know, you're, you're in bad shape, right? 31:01 Like you got cancer, you might not make it. 31:01 Like you got cancer, you might not make it. So I sent it to her with that letter and I just said, I'd really appreciate if you would take these pictures, use this camera and just send it back to me. And that's all I want, right? So I go home, they call me about 3 weeks later and they're like, hey, she got the camera. 31:17 She's she said she's going to do it. I said all right, great. So I get a call about six weeks later and they said hey, she, she passed away last night. And I'm like, what? So the worst part about it? 31:33 Well, the the worst part about it. So I was the best match that was in the system right in the registry. It bought her ten months. So by me doing it, it bought her ten months, but they would not ask me to donate again because they the most they'll ever let you donate is twice because if they didn't put a limit on how many times you could donate, obviously what I mean, I would keep her alive forever. 31:54 I mean, it'd be me donating every five months for the rest of my life and she'd live forever. Exactly. So anyway, but dude. So anyway, when, when she passed, I, I sent a letter to the to the place and I said, do do you have the camera? They were like, oh, let's look, we'll reach out to the family. 32:11 So they reached out to the family and I don't know how you feel about this. It is what it is, but the family actually developed the film and they said they didn't want to share it. So I never got to see what was on the camera. Dude, that was like a but that was like a really, really, that was tough, That was tough. 32:28 That was a tough, tough day for me. So they. 32:30 Speaker 3 32:30 Speaker 3 Probably they probably thought you were going to like share it on like a podcast or something to share it to the world. But look at my bone marrow dead man. I don't and. 32:37 Speaker 2 You know, it's about and I would like right now if I had these 24 pictures, I would obviously I, I well, yeah. I mean, that's that, that is that. Dude, if I told you, if I gave you a camera right now and you were terminal with cancer and I said, Brandon, you got 10 photos, I want you to take a picture of the 10 most important things to you. 32:55 What are you going? OK, what do you what do you take? What are you? What are your? I'm a lot. 32:59 Speaker 3 Of. 32:59 Speaker 2 I'm a lot. 33:00 Speaker 3 Of people with the worst fucking gonorrhea and syphilis and just take pictures of their shriveled up Dick so that when Chuck's like, oh, let's see what Brandon left me. Just he's just like, oh, there's a Dick. There can't be more than one Dick and he gets through like 7. Like these last three got to be meaningful and they're just a bunch of fucked up disease ridden Dicks. 33:19 Speaker 2 Why would you do that? 33:21 Speaker 3 It'd be my last joke to you. It's so. 33:25 Speaker 2 Stupid, so you don't have anything meaningful you'd take a picture of for me? 33:32 Speaker 3 I'd probably take a picture of the setup where I record from every day and where I edit from and you know. 33:38 Speaker 2 You got 10 pictures and each one's just a bud like can, but it's somewhere else in your house. You're like, that was my favorite. That was the one from yesterday. 33:47 Speaker 3 I bought 2. If I did this right you can get a bud light sponsor and you and your family are going to be taking care of forever now. OK just now I'm doing it for you now. You know, like juice. 33:55 Speaker 2 But. 33:56 Speaker 3 Crazy viral after he died. All these all these artists and rappers go crazy viral after they die, which sucks, but it's just that it is what it is. But I'm glad, I'm glad you gave him bone marrow and she didn't give a fuck about you. That's cool. 34:08 Speaker 2 I don't know it, it, it was, I mean, it was very sad. Like that was that was sad. But when they told me they wouldn't share them, I was just like, you know, I and I'm not going to be like, you know what? 34:18 Speaker 3 It's that's weird because it's not like you asked her to like just take pictures. I've heard in the moments and then send them over. It's like you literally gave her the camera, had them take pictures. They're like, oh, we kind of wanted for our old family. Like bitch, you ain't got another $20 to buy another camera. 34:33 Speaker 2 Well, that's my thing is I expected, I think, you know, like a picture of a cross, right? A picture of your family, a picture of your childhood home, a picture of your parents, a picture of your favorite vacation spot, a picture, you know, like those are the kind of things I was expecting. 34:49 So so I was like, kind of like, dude, this is what this was all meant for, right? 34:49 So so I was like, kind of like, dude, this is what this was all meant for, right? Like it's for me to be able to, you know, kind of just like can. 34:58 Speaker 3 Can I suck my bone marrow back out of her and how that she. 35:00 Speaker 2 Did no shut off. I didn't. I'm glad I did it. I, I, I will tell you, I don't think I'll ever do it again. I mean, 'cause it's a, it's a mentally and emotionally exhausting thing to do. They gotta tell everybody. 35:13 Speaker 3 They gotta do a big needle going inside your bone, right? Fuck that shit out. 35:17 Speaker 2 No. So what they do is they give you shots. So you have to get shots like every day for like a week or two. And what it does is it makes your body produce twice as many platelets as you normally have. So by the time you go in, it feels like you have sandpaper in all of your joints. 35:36 So like they're popping. Like you can hear your joints popping, you know, because you got so many platelets. So it's very painful. And then when you go in and they do it out at this place, the organization I went with, they're out of DC. So when I went in, they stick a freaking massive needle up your right arm in your vein and another massive needle in your left arm in your vein and they run all your blood through a dialysis machine for like 7 hours. 36:03 So you're just. 36:04 Speaker 3 You were in that bitch for seven hours. Oh my God. 36:07 Speaker 2 Just sitting there watching Lord of the rings, bro, like like I was and I was a Hobbit by the end of it like I I was like, this is a great show, but so I watched it all. But by the time you're done, like your veins hurt like it was like, dude, this sucks. But but it's all platelets. 36:22 So then what they do is they give them all of your platelets, which I don't know how that it goes to marrow or I don't know all the science behind it, but that's they inject all the platelets in there and then if it works, it cures them. If it doesn't work, it buys them five months and then you got to do the whole process again. 36:40 So like I'm saying now, I also was told, I don't know if this is true. You know how much money you can get paid for a platelet donation? 36:48 Speaker 3 I think you get paid in the thousands for a. 36:51 Speaker 2 Allegedly, it's like, allegedly it's like $700.00 a pop. 36:56 Speaker 3 Well, I see what I'm saying. Like you've been doing all this shit for free forever. I'm like, why don't you get paid for? 37:00 Speaker 2 It I mean, I, I don't know if I would like, like I every time I go in, like I, I donated blood, right? I told you I donated blood. Yeah, that's what I was. 37:10 Speaker 3 Saying you, you, you like charging for it. 37:12 Speaker 2 Well, I don't. Well, there's always all you got in there hooked up to the platelet machine, and all they're doing it for is grocery money. 37:17 Speaker 3 What's your What's your blood type? 37:20 Speaker 2 A negative. 37:21 Speaker 3 Oh nevermind, what is it? OOO plus or OB? 37:21 Speaker 3 Oh nevermind, what is it? OOO plus or OB? The monkey blood, that's the most rare. 37:27 Speaker 2 That no, that's OOO positive is the is the most common and they can be and they're universal. They're universal donors, so they can give to a positive or. 37:36 Speaker 3 B Positive. Well, you got you got I think OB or something that was like the original. It's like monkey blood. 37:43 Speaker 2 OB is a pregnancy test you're talking about A A/B A/B negative I believe is the most rare. 37:49 Speaker 3 Most rare, but you can also give that to everybody I believe as well, right? 37:54 Speaker 2 No, What, you're going to kill somebody? I I don't know blood types. 37:58 Speaker 3 Which is fucking crazy to me because like if you put different oil in your vehicle, I mean it's not going to like it a whole lot, but it'll still run. Which is blowing my mind, but I don't know. 38:08 Speaker 2 What would happen if somebody put the wrong blood type in their system? Like a transfusion? What would happen? 38:14 Speaker 3 I don't know. That's what I'm thinking about. Like oil in a vehicle, like if you put the wrong type in there, I mean, it's going to run bad for a little while, but I mean, it's still going to run. It's not going to be run efficiently, but it'll still run. 38:24 Speaker 2 So your body has like your body has like 10 pints of blood in it, right? Google, Google what would happen if you put a pint of the wrong blood type in? Like, is it going to do like, are you going to be like, is it like, is it going to blow up your engine? You know what I mean? Like your heart going to explode. Like I don't understand what it does to you. 38:41 Speaker 3 What happens if you get the wrong blood type? Oh, OK, so your body fights it causing a life threatening immune response called an acute hemolytic transfusion reaction. So it's essentially, it's kind of like a beehive. You got the wrong bees coming in that aren't from that hive. 38:58 They're going to kill all those bees. Same thing with blood. If you got the wrong blood coming in your whole body, your whole system is just going to start fighting that blood because it doesn't, it doesn't recognize the code of it. 39:09 Speaker 2 Does it kill you? 39:11 Speaker 3 Yes, because your body just fights the blood and it also has no blood. 39:16 Speaker 2 So hear me out here, how long does it take to kill you? 39:20 Speaker 3 Probably pretty quickly. I don't know. Let me see here. 39:22 Speaker 2 Because I'm, I mean, if you're picking up what I'm laying down, we might on this episode have figured out how to commit the perfect murder. 39:31 Speaker 3 How long does a blood Tran does a bad blood transfusion kill not Lily kill you? 39:46 Looks like can be fatal within minutes to a few hours if left untreated. 39:52 Speaker 2 Oh my God, dude, this is like the perfect murder because you know that they're. 39:56 Speaker 3 Going to pull the blood and they're going to, they're going to have your DNA in there. 40:00 Speaker 2 I'm not giving them my blood, stupid. I'm talking about what you do is you get. 40:04 Speaker 3 Oh, like a possum? Like possum blood or something? 40:07 Speaker 2 No, I think it still needs to be human blood, but you get them the wrong blood type. So you you get them at the wrong blood type and then you incapacitate them. So they got to be unconscious, right? And then you hook up a freaking blood transfusion, push it into their veins, and now you just walk away. 40:24 And by the time they figure out what happened, they're going to figure out what happened. They're going to wake up feeling like crap and they're just going to die. And then they're going to check the blood for, you know, drugs, poison, all this stuff. They're not going to check the blood type. I think it tells them that when they check it, when they do forensics, they don't care. 40:44 But you know how funny that'd be is they did the forensic test and they're like this guy's ABO negative, positive this is. 40:52 Speaker 3 Crazy. There's a magical Marvel look at this thing right here. They got all kinds of blood types, something terrible. 41:01 Speaker 2 I think that's the perfect murder, dude. I don't think that you would ever get caught, 'cause I mean, who's ever done that? And that's. 41:06 Speaker 3 Like that's like. 41:07 Speaker 2 The you're not injecting them with poison. 41:09 Speaker 3 That's like the most like worst way to leave your fucking DNA to a a crime scene. You're leaving your DNA inside a crimes inside the crime scene inside. 41:19 Speaker 2 Of it, I'm not using my DNA, I'm using like yours. 41:23 Speaker 3 How you go get How you go get my blood and put it in somebody. You don't unzip my pants again when I fall asleep at your house and suck it out of my Dick. 41:30 Speaker 2 Shut up. That is, that is a. That is a That's a problem I haven't really worked out yet. I get the blood but once I get. 41:36 Speaker 3 Out of Opossum you just pull out of Opossum and they they think they just got bit by Opossum and got rabies. 41:42 Speaker 2 I don't know why I am envisioning like in the heat of the night, you know, and like, it's a, it's a whole like storyline. And this dude gets injected with possum blood and they're sitting there in the Mortuary and they're talking to the partition or the medical examiner and they're like, well, how'd he die? And he's like, he got the possum blood, you know, right? 42:01 Speaker 3 Or, or they're fucking poking him be like all his vital signs are good, but he's he's acting like he's dead, man. And then he finally wakes up because you know, he's got possum blood. He's like, I'm alive, guys. I'm alive. 42:13 Speaker 2 But he got the possum. He got the possum blood, man. The possum blood, Yeah. 42:19 Speaker 3 Possums are actually pretty cool. You know they can't get rabies because their body heat is too low for rabies or it's too high. One of the two. They can't contract it. 42:27 Speaker 2 I don't think it's true that they hang upside down from trees. 42:32 Speaker 3 42:32 Speaker 3 Yeah, they're like hummingbirds. Not exactly, but hummingbirds also hang upside down from trees because they they, they are crack addicts. But instead of crack they they rely on sugar, their heartbeat so fucking fast in order to flat their wings that fucking quick that they have a constant cycle of having to get nectar and sugar out of plants. 42:50 And I told you fucking one was sucking on tobacco the other day. But they hang upside down to keep all that blood going to their head and their heart, so they stay alive while they rest for like 5 minutes. 43:00 Speaker 2 OK, you just reminded me. So I'm talking about animals. So I did a job for a customer on Thursday and they have one of those like bird houses, you know, like that are up off the ground and they got like all this stuff, you know, for birds. 43:16 And so their grandson came over and their grandson's like 7 years old and he's like, grandma, are there any birds in the bird house? And she goes, go look, sweetie. So he's so he walks over and the and the grandmother's telling me the story, right. 43:33 And she goes and Chuck, he put his eye up against that hole to look inside, and there was a king black snake and it bit him on the face. 43:42 Speaker 3 Damn. 43:43 Speaker 2 I said, dude, that's the scariest freaking thing I've ever heard in my life. Could you imagine being seven years old and you're peeking in one of these birdhouses, look for birds, and a snake bites you in the face? Like that's crazy. 43:55 Speaker 3 It's honestly probably better than a fucking bird coming out because them beaks are fucking sharp. I'll walk into our shed and those motherfuckers, I mean, they're like, like the whole, the US military designed the B2 bomber off of a bird, all right, so that you know how crazy those motherfuckers are. So if a bird's coming at you like, and it's a small opening, I mean, you're losing eyesight, you know, like a snake might bite you, like a black snake, you're not going to get, I mean, you're going to get a little stink. 44:19 It's going to be the same thing as a cat biting you for the most part. 44:19 It's going to be the same thing as a cat biting you for the most part. But birds are more dangerous, I would say, than a snake in that situation. 44:27 Speaker 2 Shut up. No they're not. Dude. If you you're telling me you'd rather get bit in the face by a snake? 44:35 Speaker 3 Than a bird that rammed into my eyeball. Fuck yeah you know what I mean Think about it. You put your eye up to the fuck I mean grandma, Grandma's got to be part retarded or just don't care. She's doing fucking natural selection with the grandkids, but I don't. 44:52 You should not put a your eyeball, the most sensitive thing on your fucking body, up to the only exit for the creatures living inside of there. 45:01 Speaker 2 You know, you know, you know, she's really smart is all of her bird feeders had massive slinkies hanging off of them. And I'm like, why the follow your bird feeders have those huge slinkies. She goes to keep to keep the squirrels away, right. 45:16 And I said, does it work? And she pulls up a picture on her phone and this squirrel is on the slinky and he's like stretched out on the the like the bird feeder and the slinky's like all bunched up at the bottom. And the squirrel's like just reaching and he's got like he's got his hand on the bird feeder and she's like, he ate all of it. 45:34 It's awesome. It didn't work. It's a slinky. Well, you. 45:38 Speaker 3 Just got to you just got to make sure you got a lot of mockingbirds in your area. Those motherfuckers, they are fucking aggressive. We got some that'll get close to us. I mean when they had a nest. 45:48 Speaker 2 Talking about what's a Mockingbird going to do? 45:50 Speaker 3 They're aggressive. They'll they'll fucking attack the damn squirrel. They won't. They will. Dude, I see, I see. They do. They always say in pairs, I I'll see crows outside, they're getting chased by a pair of mockingbirds. They'll land in a treatment park, Dive bomb the fuck out of that guy. 46:08 You got another one coming in on his flank. I mean, it's fucking crazy, dude. It's they are the most aggressive bird in the yard by far. The Cardinals. The Cardinals are second, but the mockingbirds own the fucking yard. Squirrels don't fuck with them. I'm telling you, You got mockingbirds. Squirrels ain't gonna fuck with them. 46:25 Speaker 2 None of that's true. Owls are more aggressive than mockingbirds. 46:29 Speaker 3 Yeah, but they only come out at night. So the and owls are more rare than mockingbirds. Owls are in deeply wooded areas. You're not going to get one in a suburb because. 46:40 Speaker 2 Falcons, yeah, but. 46:43 Speaker 3 46:43 Speaker 3 They're high. They're high breeders. You know, they're high guys. They're high guys. 46:47 Speaker 2 Ospreys. Ospreys. 46:49 Speaker 3 What the fuck? We got Ospreys around or maybe near a lake. 46:53 Speaker 2 There's Ospreys everywhere in the ball fields. I always see them. They make these huge nests up in the lights and it looks like a pterodactyl. It's flying out of there. And I'm like, good God, son. Like they're making their nests with corn on. Like corn cops like or corn cops. 47:07 Speaker 3 He ain't fucking eating shit off a bird feeder. He's going to the lake and getting fish out of there. Unless he ain't got to worry about squirrels at all. Unless you got squirrels fucking fishing out there. I don't know if you got fishing squirrels or not, but. 47:18 Speaker 2 Do you know what Bald Eagle people stands for? The Whitehead. Oh my gosh, what does that mean? 47:30 Speaker 3 He's got a Whitehead, so we call him bald. He's not actually bald. He's got a lot of feathers out there, but it's white. 47:35 Speaker 2 Oh, nevermind, I thought you had it. No, bald. Bald is the English the English word for white. 47:41 Speaker 3 Yeah, that's what I said. Yeah, Bald head. It means it's white feathers. 47:45 Speaker 2 All right. Not many people know that, Sorry, I said to point. 47:47 Speaker 3 OK, all right, well, I've got to get into something really important because we've been fucking rolling. Oh my God, we're 46 minutes in. I love these episodes where we just like fucking talk shit and we just continue to go. We don't have any any structure whatsoever. But so this Saturday I'm supposed to be picking the bus up at Chuck's house. 48:04 It's been sitting there. Have you gotten any HOA complaints or anybody calling your brother-in-law? Like hey man, we got like fucking carrots sitting outside, like taking pictures. 48:11 Speaker 2 Of it. Oh, I'm sure, I'm sure dude. I'm not. I haven't. I haven't been answering my phone. I'm not. I just let stuff go to voicemail. I'm busy. Yeah. 48:18 Speaker 3 I'll be doing that too sometimes. 48:20 Speaker 2 But. 48:21 Speaker 3 Yeah, so I'm, I'm planning on picking it up Saturday, right? And it was a yesterday or two days ago, I had a call with our, our good buddy Dean from Carpet Depot, right? And I had to explain to him why I wanted the plaque on the floor. He's like, man, I don't want no recognition or anything like that. 48:36 I don't want, you know, nothing from y'all. I'm like Dean, look, listen, the plaque is going to be hilarious. And I after I talked to him for like 30 minutes, he he understood how hilarious it'd be. So that way every time someone walks on the bus, they see it. He's like, well, I don't want it to take away from the bus. I'm like, dude, that's going to be the first thing we tell people. 48:53 It's going to be like a tour. Like they're going to see the plaque on the ground. Like who's Dean from Carpet Depot that was born in 73 and it's not dead yet, but he's not dead. 49:00 Speaker 2 Yet 7676. 49:04 Speaker 3 Whatever 76 I was like, but when he does die, we're going to bury him on the floor. They're like, OK, and then we show him the rest of the plus. It's going to be awesome. But I was talking to him and you know, we've got a lot of people that want to produce content for us on the show, which I love. I appreciate everybody that wants to do it. We got blue collar shit. 49:20 We've got Dean and his wife and we got Mad Dog coming out with a a podcast on the show that'll be with attorneys. I think we're the the first show ever that Mad Dog wanted to do his own show on. So I thought that was pretty cool, and I was. 49:35 Speaker 2 Thinking about I. 49:36 Speaker 3 Was thinking about the whole situation and everything and Dean, Dean's very invested with it. So I remember if y'all remember month ago or so, we we trialled blue collar shit and Dean's podcast with his wife and there's mixed reviews on both of them. 49:53 But Dean just kind of wanted to dial anymore. I will say Dean took my advice a lot better than crazy Mark did is oh God, what if we do it like you said, but we, we do all this other shit and everything like that and we just do a 30 minute show, but we have Michael Germany edit down to 15. 50:09 I'm like, Mark, just do a 15 minute show 1st and just do it. Like, I'm not saying I'm the God of this, but I've been doing it for like 8 years and I've got a, you know, a pretty good following, a bigger following than anyone I've ever worked at at the radio station or anybody I know. And that's not a shot to anybody. 50:25 I'm just saying I think I know what I'm doing a little bit. Mark, I want to listen, but Dean really does. So when I go get the bus, I'm having a meeting with Dean and his wife. And I told him, like, shit, we're picking it up at Chuck's house anyway, I'll just come over, hang out at the pool, bring some pizza. 50:39 Speaker 2 Shut up. You did not shut up. You did not say that. You did not shut up. 50:44 Speaker 3 I, I, I did and I told Dina I was. He's like, oh man, Oh no, I, I think Chuck might be mad about that. Like, dude, he's not going to care. You did the floors for us. You, you're being a great help. You're, you're producing content for us. You're literally did a, a fantastic job on the floors for free. I was like, there's no way Chuck, Chuck's a good guy. 51:00 There's no way Chuck would say that I cannot meet you for 45 minutes on his in his pool area and eat pizzas with you and discuss how to do a quality podcast to provide more content for our show. I'm like, he was worried about it, but I told him like, no, Chuck would love that. 51:16 He would love for us to get just some information put together at his house while we're already there, right? You're cool with that? 51:24 Speaker 2 Yeah, man, that's good. 51:27 Speaker 3 You don't seem as enthusiastic about as I thought it would. I mean, I just like you in your house. I gotta go pick the bus up anyway. I'm like, we might as well just sit out back, Dean said. He's like 10 minutes from your house. Like what's? Eat some pieces back there with Patrick and just talk about shit and then I'll get out of there and I'll drive the bus and go home. I didn't think it be a problem. 51:43 Speaker 2 And look and look. I mean, it's okay if I bring Kyle and it's OK if I bring Crazy Mark because he, Crazy Mark's got to come get his tools anyway when he fixed your stuff, and Jutton's probably going to want to come. And dude, Death August is cool, man. I mean, he's just going to ride up there with me. It's not a big deal. 51:58 And and yeah, we'll be in and out, no problem. 52:01 Speaker 3 Well, I, I was going to Uber up there because I got, I got to drive back sober and Jutton and August are going fishing on Saturday. So unless this will be perfect, I, I don't have to go meet Dean anywhere and his wife and just come over to the house. We'll sit by your nice pool and all. We'll look at all your gravel rocks, and we'll try to count how many pieces of gravel you put down. 52:16 And we'll just hang up back there with Patrick and just watch the games and everything, and it'd be good time. I Yeah, I must say, I thought you'd be cool with it. I'd be like, I mean, you're not using the back airy anyway. I mean, he paid a lot for that pool. Might as well get some good meetings. 52:30 Speaker 2 Out of him. I'm not saying, I'm not saying anything. No, it's good. Yeah, it's good. 52:33 Speaker 3 All right. Well, the next thing, Dean was really worried about it. He's like, I can see maybe Chuck going along with it. He's like, but I think Megan might be pissed. Would she be pissed? No. 52:41 Speaker 2 No, no, no, no, no, not at all. 52:43 Speaker 3 Chuck's like, First off, it's my house, OK? 52:46 Speaker 2 Yeah, I mean, you got to, you know, come on, dude, let's be honest. Don't ever, don't ever ask that question again, OK? Yeah. 52:52 Speaker 3 See, that was your, that was your problem, Dean. 52:52 Speaker 3 See, that was your, that was your problem, Dean. He asked if Megan was in charge of anything. Checks like. 52:57 Speaker 2 No, nothing. Getting her nails done. What? 52:59 Speaker 3 What are you worried about though? I mean, while we're just, we're literally just going to be hanging around the pool and that we're not. 53:03 Speaker 2 I didn't say anything. I didn't say anything. I you, you literally are springing this on me right now. I've not even had a chance to talk about it with you. And, and I know why you're doing it because you think it's funny that you're just like going to catch me in here and you're going to bring this up and you're expecting me to react a certain way and I'm not going to do. 53:19 Speaker 3 It we, we always talk about the situations on the show for the most part about, you know, what we're doing. 53:24 Speaker 2 Yeah, there's some, but stuff like this, stuff like this, you usually will like send me a text and be like, yo dude, this is what I'm thinking. You're cool with it, but you didn't do that, which means I know you're just trying to get a certain reaction and I'm not going to give it to you. So yeah, it's great. 53:40 Speaker 3 So you're cool with us going to the house? 53:45 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, man, knock yourself out. What if I? 53:48 Speaker 3 Can I Can I take a shit inside before I leave? 53:50 Speaker 2 See, now see, that's see, that's where we're going with this. That's that like you just want to keep pushing the envelope as much as you can until you get a reaction. So here, no, you can't do that. OK, that's where I draw the line. Don't ever do that. 54:03 Speaker 3 Can I? Can I like dig a little? 54:05 Speaker 2 No, no, you never know with rocks. 54:08 Speaker 3 I'm sitting here, I'm sitting here drain pipe and they'd be like there's turd stuck in here, Sir, you've been shitting in your drain pipe, but. 54:15 Speaker 2 No, it's, it's funny, we had, we had Justin over from, from verified home services and you know, we're in the pool and, and he's and dude, he's in the pool with me and he goes, hey, man, like I really got to pee. And I said just go down like in the backyard and pee in the backyard, like, you know, in the back. 54:30 So he does it, so he's drinking beers or whatever. Like an hour later he's like, dude, I'm going to pee again. I'm like, well, just go where you went last time. So this time he goes like 20 feet closer to the pool, right? And then he's like, hey, man, an hour later he's like, hey, I really got to pee again. I said go pee over there. 54:46 So this time he's like 20 feet from the pool, right? Like he's, he's like, I can see him now. 54:52 Speaker 3 Kyle did that too. You remember that? Yes. 54:54 Speaker 2 And that's when. 54:55 Speaker 3 Closer when he's peeing, yeah. 54:57 Speaker 2 That's that's what I noticed. And I said, look, man, hey there. You got to stay a safe distance because I don't want to smell your pee like, you know what I mean? Like if you pee in my rocks, I'm going to smell it. OK, You got to go in the back. But see, that's the problem is like people like you, you know what I mean? 55:12 Like I can see you doing that where you're like, you just get out of the pool and pee on the hardscape. You're like, that's cool. It's cool. It drains away from the pool. Like what? No, So that's what I'm afraid of. It's mostly you. 55:24 Speaker 3 Well, I'm, I'm more I I honestly can't believe that Justin gets out of the pool to pee. And that's what I'm more surprised about. So blows my mind. I thought the whole point of a pool was it's chlorine, it's sanitizer. You can. 55:37 Speaker 2 Pee in it Dad, dad, dad, dad. Is it cool if I just pee in the Do you have any of that blue stuff that makes your urine turn blue in the pool? I'm like, no, he's like, knew it. What? 55:47 Speaker 3 I don't have to pee anyway bro. I was just, yeah. 55:49 Speaker 2 I was just, I was just kidding, bro, bro, I was just kidding. 55:49 Speaker 2 I was just, I was just kidding, bro, bro, I was just kidding. Don't worry about it. 55:53 Speaker 3 No, I, I just feel like that was the most convenience out of me, like driving the bus in my a Taliban outfit to a restaurant, meeting Dean and his wife sitting down. I'm saying a bunch of crazy shit and all the people around us are looking weird at us. Instead. I got to go to your house anyway to get the bus, say hey to Patrick. 56:08 But hey, thank you for committing felonies. Also, you'll be also be on the, the, the panel with us when we're getting, you know, sued or going to prison. So appreciate that. And Dee and his wife can sit there and eat pizza. We can talk about all the equipment they need for podcasting and the best way to do it and how to do it. 56:26 Because I think they do have a good story. You know, like, I mean, they got a lot of content. I mean, they're, they're two divorced people that had kids and they found each other and they're, you know, miraculously not beating each other up every weekend and. 56:36 Speaker 2 They're not. 56:37 Speaker 3 Cops getting called and there's no like methamphetamine use like they're both clean, honest, good people and everyone in the family seems to be having a good time. So I'm like sounds good Well, we'd love to have a podcast with you. Let's me to chucks and talk about it. 56:50 Speaker 2 And, and let's be honest, there's no way their podcast is not going to be better than the Blue Collar 1, you know what I mean? So they're already ahead of that curve there. As long as they just put together content that's decent, it'll be better than Mark's. So that's all that matters. 57:05 Speaker 3 We we've got now three shows, so we might have to do a little Christmas special thing to figure out who's the best, you know what I mean? 57:13 Speaker 2 Do you want to do it? You want to? So as soon, as, as soon as they get their podcast up off the ground, man, he gets his up off the ground. We put them up, we put them up against each other. Almost like a battle of the podcast. 57:23 Speaker 3 Yeah, kind of something like that. Yeah, we do an event or something and. 57:26 Speaker 2 We give them like you each get one minute right to give us your best one minute clip and then now you got 3 minutes and then a 5 minute and then we narrow it down, we get 2 and then we we have a winner and that winner gets like a Saturday feature. We do a whole hour. 57:41 Speaker 3 And we make them do it live on the show. Be like, all right, you're ready. Here we go. 57:45 Speaker 2 Here's. 57:45 Speaker 3 The blue collar shit or Mad Dog Manny or you know, Dean and his wife's podcast. 57:50 Speaker 2 And we give them, we give them the topic, we give them the topic talk about. 57:56 Speaker 3 Yeah, we, we'll make them do. We'll do we could do like what you just do. 58:00 Speaker 2 We just lost you. 58:01 Speaker 3 No, we lost you, buddy. You bet we've been losing you the whole time with your Internet wipe. And he called Josh the fridge guy and tell him to come back and put new fucking cable lines all in the goddamn all right, But we could do that. Yeah, towards. It's too easy. 58:14 Speaker 2 Putting stocks on chicken's head? That's too. 58:18 Speaker 3 We can do that towards the end of the year where we just have them on each one day a week. But all right, give us your 5 minutes. Cool, give us your 5 minutes, cool, give us your 5 minutes. We just talking to him for another 10 after that about how the podcast and journey been with people been saying how you like it, what do you learn, what do you hate? And then we figure out how they're doing. 58:33 And I think that'd be a good way to just kind of decipher what kind of content we have on the show. 58:39 Speaker 2 I like it. I think it's a good idea, man. I think it's good. And you know what? I do want to put this out there because I got some messages today. I'm kidding. Look, do I, does Mark drive me crazy? Yes. OK. But I love him and he knows I love him. It's all in fun, all right? 58:55 I'm not trying to hurt Mark's feelings. So everybody that's messaging me, oh, what happened with you and Mark, man? What happened with Mark? Dude, guys, come on. It's just Mark. I can't, I can't not give him a hard time. So there's shit. 59:07 Speaker 3 Happening all the time. If we're talking Mark, it's just I just try to stay out of those group messages. I'm like, Jesus Christ, what is going on here? But that'd be fun. So Dean, you heard it. We're good to go at Chuck's this Saturday. I'll see you there. We're hanging out, grab some pizzas, I get the bus. 59:23 I'll give you all the information you need on how to do whatever you want in the social media world. 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The weekend is upon us. And you know the World Cup is still going on Atlanta. So my recommendation is if you're going to go out, don't go to Atlanta. Get away from that place, right? But be safe. And if you do get in trouble, you guys know who to call. Mad Dog Manny, he's got you. 1:01:22 Don't call him before you do it, though 'cause we found out that that's actually a crime and he'd have to report you. So you call him after you do it and he'll take care of you and get you out of whatever problems you get into. Other than that, man, you stay safe. We'll see you guys on Monday all. 1:01:36 Speaker 3 Right, USA game tonight, I'm calling it. Three one against Turkey. We'll see you Monday, babe.