Echo Chamber Recording Session EP-313 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-06-01
https://open.spotify.com/episode/52A06VGhqIIZTdHnb04Apz

This transcript was generated automatically. Its accuracy may vary. 0:00 Disclaimers, Mic Issues, and General Podcast Chaos Before we get started, a quick reminder. The thoughts, opinions, wild takes, bad ideas, and occasional life advice you're about to hear belongs strictly to us. 0:16 They do not reflect the views of any sponsors, partners, advertisers, family members, employers, pastors, pool officers or anyone else. I'm trying to keep it clean. Reputation. 0:31 If something offends you, that sounds like a personal problem. Now buckle up and enjoy the show, Dozers. The thoughts and opinions expressed on the show are for immediate purposes only. They are not a reflection of Chuck, Iron Fist or Female Thrasher. Enjoy the show, Dozers. 0:47 Speaker 2 I'll Rock You like an STP with a black hole sun. I ain't going down. We're going to have 1:00. I, I see a couple of billboards, a Dade's couple billboards, daily attorneys and that's just Georgia and it's 56. 1:04 Speaker 3 We'll get to that here in a minute. I don't even know if my mic's working. OK, now it's working. It's all fucked. All right? I was. I was throwing up watermelon gummies this morning. I'll paint you a picture, but that's all I'm doing. The pink painters going to handle the rest. With 35 years of experience in commercial painting and wall covering, they've got you handled. 1:20 It's a Hatfield company. Shepherd Hatfield. He knows you. You know him pretty much already quiet. So just give them a call and get your get your shit. I ain't it, man. Office buildings, retail, spacious, medical, industrial. Give them a call 943-257-7031. My name is Brian Freshers Daily Dosho. 1:37 Right here is Chuck Iron. Just how you doing? 1:39 Speaker 4 It's sounds like we are in the biggest tunnel in the world right now and you're being so loud, it's screaming. It's it's you have the phones on, you're locked. 1:55 Let's turn around field down it. You're wrong. Oh my God. 1:59 Speaker 3 It it was that Chris made it to be handed like Pike. He's just going to hair a mupple. 2:00 and doing that every morning. 2:00 in the morning, his naked mom walks in and turns on the lights because that's her face. 2:00. 2:04 Speaker 4 Oh, you're before him. 2:06 Recording in a Chairless Office and EMP Car Battery Debate I, I will say. So in case you guys have noticed, we're in our new office, right? And we get here this morning very early, bright and early. Manny lets us in the building and he shows us our office. And the thing that he failed to tell us was there's no chairs. 2:21 Speaker 3 Yeah, we're chairless. We're I would be. God, that was way too fucking hot. But I can't believe our chairless. We have nothing. We're at the basement. But it's also, I didn't know there's a basement in this establishment. But if you look around, it's fucking awesome, man. It's just a good time here. 2:36 I appreciate being here. You know, it's wild, but I you know, I got up early to come up here and I can't confusion. I understand why, you know why people complain and bits about the world and why they kill themselves because they have to get up and do that every morning. I cannot imagine getting up at 2:54 That's this is so painful. I don't know how you people do it. So I'm going to applaud. You got new respect for me. 3:00 Speaker 4 You have headphones on now? Yes and I just want you look at the board when I'm talking. Do you see where the the greens at? Yes, it's the roof people, their cars right now, if you're going, Oh my. 3:00 in the morning, the stands going full blast right next to our bed and I'm kind of in and out. I hadn't really slept really well because of the heat. 3:17 Speaker 3 God, yeah, I can't hear you at all in the headphones. I don't know what the fuck's going on, but say somebody yet. OK, well, there we go. 3:22 Speaker 4 Why don't you take them off? 3:24 Speaker 3 Because I need to monitor how loud we are on here. 3:26 Speaker 4 Then how are you being so loud? 3:28 Speaker 3 Because that how I don't need to be. That's right. That level's right. 3:32 Speaker 4 3:32 Speaker 4 Which one's me? 3:33 Speaker 3 2. 3:34 Speaker 4 Oh, what's the left and right then? 3:36 Speaker 3 That's just left. 3:38 Speaker 4 Right audio. OK, I see now. So we're not, you're not that loud, you're just screaming. Well. 3:43 Speaker 3 Says to me now I would tell you but but more here, we're here, the Royal Opera Office and it's great. Chuck did not take any Viking in this morning. He's, I don't think he's never going to get up off this floor, but he's trying. 3:54 Speaker 4 Yeah, man, that was my biggest view when I walked in. And they were like, hey, do you guys want us to set everything up for you? We're already crunched for time because we're going to do this one episode here in our new office, and then on Monday we're going to have our new office. It's all going to be set up. We're going to have a nice view, all that. 4:10 And I said too, we're good. We don't need chairs. And then I bent over to pick up something and I realized and take a bite in him. So luckily Manny's staff is on top of it and they had a lot of ibuprofen, which I can't get arrested for. If you don't have a prescription, even though it's 200 milligram and I took 800, I think I'm good. 4:31 Are you going for a while? 4:31 Speaker 3 Yeah, that's what I about to say. 4:31 Speaker 3 Yeah, that's what I about to say. I don't know if I'm good or not. I just, I took a drink and I energy drink over here to wake up and I know I'm like breaking out the sweats and I'm like I'm about to throw up. 4:39 Speaker 4 You seem to sweat your face. Yeah, alright. While you're doing that. 4:43 Speaker 3 You know, I used to don't see your feet, but you got to tore up down there. You've been walking barefoot a lot of places. 4:47 Speaker 4 Not do my toe up. That child of it though. Yeah, man. Rough. Can you not Mark? You're wearing two different socks? They're not even matchy. 4:54 Speaker 3 Yeah, they're both short socks then, so it doesn't matter. 4:56 Speaker 4 Get a New Balance and an Under Armour. Yeah, unprofessional that is. And we're in our new office. It's so embarrassed. 5:03 Speaker 3 Get down here. I'm like I've always this is an area where I need to take my shoes off. This is like a shoes off time having establishment down here and you, you are fucking foot boss I. 5:11 Speaker 4 Didn't know where you're going to be sitting on the floor. I thought we were going to have a nice desk. I thought we were going to have somebody coming in serving us coffee during the actual interview, you know, like with like AI don't know someone with white gloves. See where it is? I'm not playing dummy. I'm trying to like a like a like a oh man, almost said word. 5:29 That's probably appropriate. What do you call somebody that just serves you, that wears white gloves and a Butler? Butler. 5:35 Speaker 3 What were you going to call us? Like, Hey, she's rubbing. It's like he buzzed me, the person to bring his coffee around everybody. 5:46 Speaker 4 OK, so I got addressed some that we talked about on Friday's show cause very rarely is Brandon completely wrong about something and I'm right and I don't get to call him on. So I did my research, man or Brandon, did you know that during an EMP car batteries still work, don't get affected? 6:08 Speaker 3 I think it depends what kind of car battery it is right? Like an AGM battery, it'll kill it. 6:12 Speaker 4 It has to have a computer chip. 6:15 Speaker 3 What the battery? Yep, and then what? It fucks it up. 6:17 Speaker 4 Yep, but if it doesn't have a computer chip, you're good to go. Meaning what I said about older cars. 6:23 Speaker 3 You're going to trust a 30 year old fucking battery. They only last but like 4 years at most and they start deteriorating because I mean I got a batter of 30 years ago, I got a computer chip in it and guess what it only start none either. 6:30 after going to bed at 6:34 Speaker 4 Do not with the goal poster, OK, it originally stayed that was the battery be fraud. It will not be fried. So if anybody's out there and you're worried about an EMP or you're worried about, you know, your bug out situation, batteries will still work. So when you load your car with all your guns and ammo and food monitor, grab extra batteries. 6:51 Speaker 3 I think checks just lying to everybody because you're going to buy new batteries to put it in your car. You can't use a 30 year old battery and then everyone's going to die outside of the road ball. Oh yeah, I got here. He's so fair. But he looks at the chop. Say batteries, he'll be OK now he's fucking. 7:02 Speaker 4 Dead buy an older battery that's not been used yet but it's been well kept. 7:07 Speaker 3 30 year old battery that's never been used and somehow it still has a charge good idea. Great. Good. Yeah, we're this is very uncomfortable, but we're here. We're on concrete floor. I think this is where pee pee used to be. And if it was, I can see why he left. 7:24 I'm just kidding. It's it is a good, good, good, good time down here. I like it. Chairs, You know, if I had any recommendation, more chairs would probably be a good idea 'cause I don't know what what happened to clients Come in here. 7:35 Speaker 4 Like they sell the board. Yeah, they do this. OK, that's nice. Alright. 7:35 Speaker 4 Like they sell the board. Yeah, they do this. OK, that's nice. Alright. Well, how do you think he has so much business? This is like, this is very nice. Oh, that's a. 7:44 Speaker 3 Is that an Indian thing or is that like an Asian? That's like a Chinese thing, right? 7:47 Speaker 4 Like we're sitting on floors. Yeah, it's a Middle Eastern. 7:50 Speaker 3 But the Chinese do that right though. They sit like crisscross, eat dinner. 7:54 Speaker 4 I think they just have low seats in low tables. 7:57 Speaker 3 It's like being closer to Brown. 7:58 Speaker 4 But I think all of them do one thing. 8:00 Speaker 3 Eat rice. 8:01 Speaker 4 And sit on pillows. Oh. 8:03 Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah, we forgot the pillow. 8:04 Speaker 4 'Cause I'm losing all my body heat in the car. 8:07 Speaker 3 I'm not worried. Was your ass getting itchy? 8:09 Speaker 4 Oh, not yet, but it will how it will. As soon as we know what we're going to have this times, we'll know exactly how long this and I'm a hard serious before my butt starts itchy. 8:17 Speaker 3 Yeah, this. 8:17 Speaker 3 Yeah, this. What are you? 8:18 Speaker 4 Doing I'm trying to get my phone out because. 8:19 Speaker 3 Normally I research shit on the computer, but I don't want to touch what's going on over here because it's a very finicky operation, very unstable setups. So I was just going to look up something for dumb news. What? Oh, OK. All right. So I just all right, all right, all right. 8:36 I've got I've got some notes here. 8:40 Speaker 4 OK, I got notes too. So you want to do you go? I got them again. 8:43 Speaker 3 Yeah, it seems like a good way to do this. You know, I hope you're you're being recorded. I think you are. Oh, that's why I can't hear nothing 'cause I don't have this turned on. Hello. 8:54 Speaker 4 Dude, we are in a legal establishment. You can't do that. That's how we needed to come back. What? Because I camera trying to keep you used to that. I'll bet it can hear us up there, Jenny. 9:00 to 9:10 Dude it's echoey, but I guarantee you it just amplified to the entire office. 9:15 Speaker 3 9:15 Speaker 3 Look at that, we're back now. We can hear ourselves on the headphones too. 9:18 Speaker 4 All right, I can't believe you just did that. I'm sweaty, dude. Keep doing that. I got to tell you what happened. 9:26 Megan's Sleepwalking Adventure and the Fan Attack All right, good. 9:26 Speaker 4 So I have a this is a weird situation and I don't know how to fix it. I don't think there's a way to do it unless you Do you believe in meditation? Yeah, somewhat. But I'm not meditation. I'm sorry. Hypnosis. 9:30 and. And then did I tell you our air conditioner went out you. 9:38 Speaker 3 Yeah, somewhat. 9:39 Speaker 4 Oh, OK. All right. So here far. So Megan, since we got married, has always been a sleepwalk, right? And it's only when she's had, like, I don't know, four or five glasses of wine, and then she goes to bed, and then she sleepwalks. 9:55 So I thought I had this thing nipped in the butt. But over the last two years, you've not really had any serious sleepwalking situations. We've had a couple of close calls, but nothing crazy. So last night, well, I'm sorry. It's Friday night. Remember when I told you she went to Diesel with Carter? 10:11 Yeah. You're so sweaty. So anyway, she goes to Diesel, she has a couple glasses of wine. She gets home and then she's like, you know what, We're gonna keep this party going. So I see her, she'll open the bottle of wine. She has like 2 more glasses of wine. So she has four, five glasses of wine, whatever. And she goes to bed. 10:26 We're laying in bed at 10:31 Speaker 3 Told me on the ride up here, 'cause I was telling you I was about to fall asleep to die. 10:34 Speaker 4 Do do it was it's, it's been absolutely horrible. So our air conditioner upstairs went out. We got a guy coming out to to fix it that they can't get out for a couple of days. So we're dealing with looking at the thermostat and it says 81° upstairs at our house. 10:50 So I got fans in all the rooms with the box hands going. I think a couple kids just tapped out then went downstairs or slept in the living room. Anyway. So we're up there. It's hot already. So, you know, Megan's like obviously, you know, we, we both slipped naked because I don't know why you wouldn't. I mean, especially if you're married like. 11:07 Speaker 3 Yeah, I think, I think people do that to keep from like shit standing, getting on the couch, I mean, on the bet. 11:12 Speaker 4 What are you talking about? 11:13 Speaker 3 11:13 Speaker 3 No shit stains. 11:14 Speaker 4 Why would you? Why would you have stains on the bed? 11:17 Speaker 3 Because you're not wearing underwear, so they're wiped the transfers onto the sheets. 11:20 Speaker 4 It's not true. That's disgusting. That means you don't take care of yourself and you don't like you're not hygienic. 11:26 Speaker 3 Yeah, but like underwear is there to trap stuff like accidentals like farts and everything, you know? So if you're farting in your sleep in your bed, I mean, you're probably probably reason beyond use brown sheets, so. 11:36 Speaker 4 No, that's true. And I don't use, I, I do use, I use grey sheets this way, 'cause I, I got my tattoo, I went to bed that night, I put Aquaphor on it and I woke up and then got mad at me because my tattoo was perfectly stained under the sheets from all the the. 11:52 Speaker 3 Lucrative resist Bob. 11:55 Speaker 4 So, so last night got fans going out, all those stand up fans. I'll put the no guard on it. And you know, I see it and I'm I'm kind of aware of it because for years I've been worried about her sleepwalking. Well, the older the kids get, the more concerned I am about it because, you know, I mean, there's nothing scarier for Kerr than at the 12:19 She walks around the entire house. She flips all the lights on and off, on and off, on and off. And then she'll go to the next room. That's just what she does. 12:25 Speaker 3 But she the dreaming, She's a fucking home inspector. Oh no, that's room's good. Next. 12:32 Speaker 4 Then it's just the weirdest thing. I I followed her around before I videotaped her. I've showed her these videos. She's just like, I don't have a problem. So last night, it's two, 12:49 She gets out of bed, dude, and she's sleepwalking and I see her. I'm going like, what is she doing? She's standing up and she's staring at the wall. She's not moving and it lasts 130 seconds. Then all of a sudden she turns and I guess because the fans never there, her sleepwalking self didn't know there would be an obstacle. 13:07 So she hits the fan, it falls down, the metal guard busts off of it, and all I hear is and I just hear her start screaming because it's just eating her ankle up, eating her up. And I'm I, it's what scares the crap out of me. 13:23 Our doors cracked open. I'm freaked out. The kids are going to get scared, run in. Boom, same problem. Megan naked mob's there. It's scary. So I shut the door. I turn on the lights and she's sitting on the bed, dude just staring at me and I'm looking and the fans on the ground. So I turn it off and I'm like about to have a heart attack. 13:41 So I, I put her back to bed. 13:41 So I, I put her back to bed. I put everything back the way it is. I'm like, you know what, you can deal with that injury in the morning that morning, the next morning was it was, it was this morning. I get up to go, I said dude, you, you, you wreak havoc last night and I tried to tell her what happened and she does not believe me at all. 13:58 Considering Hypnosis with Risky Side Effects for Megan Damn. Yeah, but you said you recorded her. 14:02 Speaker 4 Not last night. Oh I feel weird about recording her now because whenever she sleepwalks naked so. So I feel like it's a like it's illegal. 14:10 Speaker 3 Yeah, I don't think so. I think you're in here. I think you can record whatever sleepwalkers do it, you know, because they're they're obviously, you know, I had buddies that slept walk when we were younger and I was kind of jealous of like, man, I want to go with adventures at night, but. 14:22 Speaker 4 Ain't sleeping, you know. 14:23 Speaker 3 That sounds awesome. But as I got older, I'm like, I think it's something wrong with their brain. You know, It's like they're not in control. I can't control her body or what happens when they're sleeping. So I don't understand it. You know, there's got to be a correlation, though, between people that sleepwalk and like, I don't know, some kind of mental retardation. 14:41 Speaker 4 I that's what I'm saying, hypnosis. So I heard, OK, hypnosis can fix things like that, but what I'm afraid of is she's going to get hypnotized and she's never going to come out. I had. 14:54 Speaker 3 To be like, asleep forever. Like she's not permanently sleepwalking. 14:56 Speaker 4 Not asleep. I mean, I don't know if I don't really believe in hypnosis to a certain extent. I guess I think you have to be weak minded. 15:04 Speaker 3 Yeah, well, if you're already sleepwalking, you probably are. 15:07 Speaker 4 Dude can you not say things like that? I'm talking about my wife and if she hears it, she's going to blame me for these comments. But but but I do think it will work on her to a certain extent. But what I'm afraid of is like some if I have one, you have to have a girl do it right because of because God, you know, for all I know, a male had note had. 15:28 Speaker 3 He might hypnotize her in the sleep while you go to his house and like blowing him. Yeah, it could be a plot. 15:34 Speaker 4 Oh shut. Oh, we're falling in love with him, You know what I mean? Like he hip, he hip. What do you call it When? What if the tongues hypnotize? He's going to hypnotize. 15:44 Speaker 3 Damping into the word. 15:49 Speaker 4 Anyway, he's going to hypnotize her to feel a certain way, but for him, and then she's just going to come home. She's not going to sleepwalk anymore, but she's going to just sit there every day and be like fantasizing him up. This guy hypnotized her because he did it. 16:05 So yeah, it has to be a woman. 16:06 Speaker 3 Or yeah, or, you know, the other way it could go, like they could solve. Yes, it's always the question what would happen if you were able to make a werewolf invisible? You know, technically there was 2. There's two out. But the best case scenario is the the moonlight doesn't hit him 'cause he's invisible, it has become a werewolf. 16:24 Worst case scenario is you now have an invisible werewolf. All right, so you got to look at your scenario here. Good news is she doesn't sleepwalk anymore, but bad news is she still is. But now she's like a secret assassin. She's like Burr. 16:37 Speaker 4 See, I was wondering where you're going with that. That was a that was a very interesting way. 16:41 Speaker 3 That was a long road that was like 285 which I wrote on earlier and they got that shit so fucked man. It's like a down like a 8 inch lit to get on 285 now it's like a rock problem trying to get on this fish and the retards did it in patches like you got like 200 foot then they just stopped and they pick up again. 16:57 I don't know are you allowed to say retarded in the law office or not? I don't. 17:01 Speaker 4 Think so, but I'm just, I'm busy. Just when you buried a werewolf and I'm I'm like, where's it going with this? So yes, I reduced 285 Statement 285 is a mess. I did not take it today. The GPS was smart taking around it and I just went all the way down and came back up 400. But oh God, no. 17:21 The word I'm looking for is hypnosis. OK, that's the word I'm looking. 17:24 Speaker 3 For and later we can direct some hypnotic take a bus bike in it. 17:29 Speaker 4 17:29 Speaker 4 Not hypnosis. So what I'm afraid of is that but my crumb is if a female hypnotizes her, is there any negative that could come from? 17:41 Speaker 3 That she might become lesbian and she might not be like a hot lesbian. She might go after like dice, you know, and she like she will find like a real Butch woman that just dominated her while she's sleepwalking. 17:52 Speaker 4 So every day I come home and she's sitting there having a glass of wine with like, a really lesbian lesbian. 17:59 Speaker 3 Yeah, and she's telling you to do stuff I took I got half some rocks up that or how did you do to whereas. 18:05 Speaker 4 She's making me do a lot of work. Megan's got contractors. Everybody's fixing our stuff with the air conditioning unit. It's all women. What are we doing here? She's like, don't worry about it. 18:14 Speaker 3 It's like orange is the new black. I come over here a bunch. 18:18 Speaker 4 All right, I'm going to, I'm going to deal with the sleepwalking for I guess forever because I'm not going to do that gnosis thing. Now. I'm a little worried about that. I, I kind of talked myself out of it, but that's the problem too. Like even when we have friends or family there with my parents, I have to monitor. Oh yeah, 'cause I can't even imagine what would happen if she walked into my mom and dad's room when they're at our house and she started flipping on the lights on and off and she's butt naked. 18:41 Speaker 3 Get him. Well, your grandma was there. She's like. 18:44 Speaker 4 Oh, thank you, Lloyd. Thank you. Out of it. 18:48 Speaker 3 Or you see your grandma walking around and at night that can come down to sucks. Oh I like this. Just takes her clothes off dude. 18:57 Speaker 4 OK, I feel like that. Yeah, that's exactly the way I won't sleep. We already have tits out all the time. I walk, I walk downstairs. I've heard my grammar. Naked in the room watching the view. 19:08 Speaker 3 Loss. Oh my, that'd be an experience. Yeah, I was, yeah. I was looking at my notes and a couple of these. I probably can't stay in the law firm, so we'll wait till I get home on those just because of who's around and I don't know, More people are coming today, man, he just said. I think Friday's like a free day for the most part. 19:25 You kind of do what you want. 19:26 Speaker 4 Yeah, but if you break a law in a law firm, that's bad. 19:30 Speaker 3 Yeah, I'm not breaking any laws, but no. Yeah. So we got to the office. I like it here. It's cool. It's you got. 19:37 Speaker 4 Yeah, what the fuck are you doing? 19:39 Speaker 3 Chloe. 19:40 Speaker 5 I need to do some work all. 19:42 Speaker 3 Right, we'll go over there to be quiet about it, OK? They'll step on our cables. Yeah, damn attorney's just walking through and everything like that. But. 19:50 Speaker 4 You know, while we have better, I'm just going to ask the question. Beth, would you ever be hypnotized? 19:57 Speaker 3 Yes. 19:58 Speaker 4 Would you be worried that the person that's not he doesn't know how to say it? Hypnotizing you would make you want to make. 20:09 Speaker 5 Love, I wasn't worried about that until you said that. 20:12 Speaker 3 No, it's a dangerous thought. 20:14 Speaker 5 I I would be worried about tanks and soul searching first to make sure I'm his secrets that that I don't want to come out. That was what I would be worried about. 20:22 Speaker 4 Do you? Do you sleepwalk? No. Oh. 20:25 Speaker 3 Chuck's wife does it and she does it naked, so it's not helping the situation. 20:30 Speaker 5 With the hypnosis, are you had a? 20:32 Speaker 4 No, Boo do me, I'm a hypnotizer. 20:35 Speaker 3 You're going to fuck it all up. It's going to be bad or you're going to turn it or toward it or something. 20:39 Speaker 4 Like dude, Chuck, you can't. No hypnotizing more than three times a week. 20:43 Speaker 3 You're gonna be, you're gonna like transform her too much like you're gonna like want to tweak something and you're gonna have hip type hypnotize her again. We can. 20:50 Speaker 4 Get it too? 20:51 Speaker 3 Because I'm sitting next to a retarder, yo. So, you know, it would be like a new movie obsession. I think that's kind of like that with the guy who wishes for a perfect girlfriend, but she's like super obsessed, crazy as hell. I think you would do that. I think you would start tweaking her too much. 21:07 And the breaker. 21:08 Speaker 4 So you're saying if I was gonna hypnotize her, I have to be careful that I don't push her too far in One Direction? Like with the whole taking her clothes off thing and sleeping Nick? Like I I keep doing it every single night and then eventually she's never wears clothes again. 21:21 Speaker 3 Yeah, you could fuck it up like she just, you know, going to school. Nick here, ride the peloton outside of the front lawn. Nick here just wouldn't be a good luck for you and your family brother. 21:30 Speaker 4 828 Yeah, I. 21:32 Speaker 3 Don't know it would be worse what if your mom was like a Playboy model or like an only fans model? Or if she slept walk naked to the neighborhood. 21:42 Speaker 4 Hey Beth, can you do me a favor? Grab those TPS reports when you get a chance. 21:46 Speaker 5 Yeah, I need to make a phone call. 21:49 Distinguishing Lawyers from Attorneys and Multiple Income Streams OK. 21:49 Speaker 5 But. 21:50 Speaker 3 You're feel free to leave. 21:52 Speaker 5 Well, OK, I guess if if you don't want to just be quiet in here. 21:57 Speaker 3 OK, yeah, we'll try to buy it. We'll we'll keep it down. Solid, solid twins. More Brandon screaming F bomb. Oh, so I guess I guess this is Beth's office also. I don't know Nanny. Nanny doesn't move this all in the one office. 22:10 Speaker 4 Well, she's she's starting through the bar. 22:12 Speaker 3 Yeah, I'll see ya tell us that earlier. And I was very fierce. I'm like, what do you got to study for? Just don't get hammered, you know, do a little pre gaming and then it's. 22:19 Speaker 4 Slapped. 22:21 Speaker 3 22:21 Speaker 3 But frail as some kind of legal there. 22:22 Speaker 4 And she and she does it. And so and I didn't realize she's a lawyer. She's not an attorney. I thought they were the same thing. 22:28 Speaker 3 Now a lawyer can like it buys you on laws and stuff, I think and tell you like, but you're fucking up, but they can't represent you a court. So Manny, an attorney can actually represent you like a lawyer just gives you the information like where you fucked up, what you should do, how to handle it. 22:44 And Manny's more of a he's the attorney where he can do all that. But then he's also like, all right, follow me. We're going to the courthouse and we're going to submit this. Do that or I'm doing this for fly to Memphis because I, I believe you didn't shoot all those gang numbers. 22:56 Speaker 4 I don't think, I don't think a lawyer can like tell you anything because they just graduated college. They don't know anything really. 23:01 Speaker 3 Well, that's their, that's their base level, though. They know that they're like, all right, well, we got a lot of people that are new out of school and we can't, you know, we can't trust them too much. So we're going to see how this let us start giving small advice to people work their way up. 23:15 Speaker 4 I don't believe that the paralegals. What are you thinking? 23:18 Speaker 3 About that's just like an assistant, that's just like a coffee Gator that works in the wall. 23:22 Speaker 4 These people are going to hate us too, so much. There's paralegals that work here. 23:28 Speaker 3 Yeah, I know, and they're doing a great job and getting coffees done. 23:30 Speaker 4 You can. You can go on Monday. They're all listen to the show and is it crew? I thought they were like, hey guys, let's get in at six and listen to the episode. They recorded Friday because they did it in our office and then they'll record again on Monday. 23:47 Yeah, figure it all the pair there's going to be like, that's those guys, man. Fuck you. What's cool? 23:55 Speaker 3 I mean they can make fun of what I knew. I don't really understand what I do either honestly and it's so hard to explain to people. People ask me what I do, I don't even know what to tell them or I just don't why I don't do really anything that I just I just too much to explain. 24:13 Like I tell them about the sprinklers and then I'm like, yeah, I don't really do that, but I do do it was I Jack my prices up and everything and people still want me to do it. 24:20 Speaker 4 But then I do like a podcast. 24:21 Speaker 3 And then do social media videos. But sometimes I'm working on trucks too, so I'm like a freelance so. 24:27 Speaker 4 I think it was a, it was a listener who reached out to me and they said, Hey, I want multiple streams of income, right? And they said, what are your multiple streams of income? And I told him, I said, we know I'm retired Air Force. And then I got my retirement government and then I did the tree thing. 24:43 Speaker 3 Yeah, truck fell out of the back of the C130 on the runway. Now it's get the check it. 24:48 Speaker 4 Was my fault. 24:50 Speaker 3 Just like I have a condition right now, my back is hurrying from that it's. 24:53 Speaker 4 Nobody told me how to do it properly. OK, anyway. And then so I said, but I asked, you know, I coped my daughters in softball and they said, well, you make money from that. I said, no, like that's not a stream of income. I said, I'm not really. I said, but but I do the podcast and they said you make money from that. 25:11 Like not really not that is you're realizing half of the stuff I do, I do it for free. I'm a I'm a volunteer. 25:18 Speaker 3 Yeah, and you try to do that with tree work too. At the time you're just like, fuck, I'll cut it down for free. 25:22 Speaker 4 Well, that's what happened Friday. And that guy was like dropped those lobs into the woods. And I was like, you know what, brother? You can keep this job. 25:29 Speaker 3 I he'll free trees, Brooke, Free trees. 25:34 Uncovering Surprising Facts About Attorneys in 'What the Chuck' You know, we should get into because we already talked. 25:35 Speaker 3 About what to throw up what? 25:37 Speaker 4 What the Chuck? Because it's all about the attorneys. All right, hold on. Let me catch. 25:42 Speaker 3 My birth here we'll go and get into. 25:44 Speaker 4 Boy, this. 25:45 Speaker 3 Chuck, I'll. 25:46 Speaker 4 Kick your butts. What the? Chuck. Yeah. You want to Chuck me? Chuck it real hard. Chuck me. Chuck me. Chuck me. Chuck me. I'm full of Chuck. 25:58 Speaker 3 Oh Chuck, Chuck it real. 26:00 Speaker 4 Good. What the Chuck DJ envision. I'm telling you, you're really, really loud. It's a read. 26:08 Speaker 3 OK, sorry. Go ahead. 26:10 Speaker 4 All right, so here we go. So I put together this what the Chuck, because there are some very interesting facts Otisburg to get up with attorneys that I was very surprised about and I guarantee you I don't think you'll get any of them right. 26:24 Speaker 3 But. 26:25 Speaker 4 I'm gonna ask you the questions about attorneys and you're gonna tell me the answer. We're gonna see how good you are. OK 'cause if we're gonna work here, we got to know this stuff, and we could arrow these facts at Manny to make give us a promotion and give us another office. Yes. Yeah. Cornable. All right, here we go #1 how many attorneys are there currently in the United States? 26:46 Speaker 3 I'm a guess. Let's see, we got Manny at 27:01 Let me take it simple. I'm gonna guess there are 6200. 27:11 Speaker 4 Tricks Outs 2 62. 27:15 Speaker 3 100 in the US, yeah, I feel like that's that's fair. Do the math. That's about there's 50 states, yeah. So that's, that's a little more than 100 per state. What are there more or less? 27:28 Speaker 4 You think there's only 100 attorneys and he's hired? 27:33 Speaker 3 No, a little more. So it'd be 6200 / 50. What's that so? 27:38 Speaker 4 116. 27:40 Speaker 3 100, yeah, probably 150. I mean, that sounds about right. I mean, you got 162 counties in Georgia. I bet you didn't know that. There's no way you honestly. 27:47 Speaker 4 Believe that answer. 27:48 Speaker 3 I mean it make like how how will letting this many people slip through the system become attorney? If you don't need that many, that's a problem. We got too fucking many you don't know how to pick. 27:56 Speaker 4 One all right, the correct answer is 1.35 million. Oh, that sort of taller. There is one attorney in the United States for every 250 people. Why? Why do we need that many? I don't. I'm not saying we need them. 28:11 That's what we have. 28:12 Speaker 3 That's outrageous. And they still be. 28:13 Speaker 4 Hey, crazy, 62 hundreds. You're like, no Manning, not us. We found a Unicorn then. Like not many people are friends of attorneys. There's only four in the state of Jordy. 28:26 Speaker 3 There's a handful of them out there and that's it, man. Yeah, but what? What are those like practicing attorneys still are those like they, they pass the bar, they did something and they pass the bar. 28:34 Speaker 4 Oh, that's the bar there. It's her. 28:35 Speaker 3 So they're not quality attorneys. He's. 28:38 Speaker 4 Insane. 28:38 Speaker 3 Quality as an attorneys OK I. 28:41 Speaker 4 Think it's hot in our office? It is. 28:43 Speaker 3 Can you crack that window or? I don't. I think it's muggy outside though. Oh yeah, right. God. 28:47 Speaker 4 Dude, it's freaking. 28:48 Speaker 3 Balls. 28:48 Speaker 4 Hot here. Oh, alright, next the bar exam. I guarantee you, you're going to Jack this up so bad. It's so funny. You're gay. How many questions are on the bar thing? 29:01 Speaker 3 Oh, I think most of them are like open-ended or essay style. 29:05 Speaker 4 I'm give me a 8, there's only 66 questions and two practical still skills questions. 29:13 Speaker 3 OK, so 8 is it? 29:15 Speaker 4 Little total question. And then you got the multiple choice. How many multiple choice are there? 29:18 Speaker 3 I think there's 342. 29:26 Speaker 4 I'm gonna go. I mean, it's not a bad get 200. OK, now wait. 29:31 Speaker 3 That's actually lower than like a standard test. 29:33 Speaker 4 Yeah, but you don't know how long they had to take that. 29:35 Speaker 3 How long they had to do just. 29:37 Speaker 4 The 200 multiple Tories questions How long do you think they had to answer this question? 29:41 Speaker 3 Six hours. Six hours, Yeah, See, that's standard testing, yeah. 29:45 Speaker 4 How'd you your one for? 29:46 Speaker 3 Two hours. I took the ACT, damn it. All right. 29:49 Speaker 4 Same thing. All right #3 what is who? OK, First off, I'm going to ask this question. We'll see if you can even get this right. Statistically smooching who has a better winning percentage, male attorneys or female attorneys? 30:09 Speaker 3 Seems like a trick question because I guess it's dependent on the type of jury or judges they got, right? 30:16 Speaker 4 OK, I'm not. I just want the stats don't but I just I got the stats. 30:19 Speaker 3 OK, males. 30:21 Speaker 4 Nah so women statistically win more cases, but what percent do you think women win compared to men? This is crazy. 30:31 Speaker 3 Dude I'm so confused. 30:33 Speaker 4 A bet should be in charge right now. Bet BET should be the only one running the show. 30:36 Speaker 3 22. 30:37 Speaker 4 Not women win 70.19% of all cases tried. MIT only win 57.47%. 30:48 Speaker 3 Yeah, but how many women attorneys are there compared to men? 30:50 Speaker 4 I like 4 women they. 30:52 Speaker 3 Probably just get the cupcake shit. We'll let it. Oh you, they're probably beautiful. I'd love for you to help me with this. Divorce sells it. 31:00 Speaker 4 Some some got to murderer's wife and the the female attorneys representing the wife in the divorce. 31:08 Speaker 3 31:08 Speaker 3 There's no way you're going to. 31:09 Speaker 4 Lose the dude's life for life. Oh. 31:12 Speaker 3 OK. Yeah. So all right, that's good to know. All right, Nets. 31:17 Speaker 4 Is it illegal? Is it illegal to sleep with the attorney that is currently representing you? 31:24 Speaker 3 Holy fucking shit, dude. You know, I had a crazy comparison. Actually, I was thinking about, I can't remember what it was, but it was, it was something about attorneys fucking their clients. And I'm like, you know, Mad Dog can't do that. Oh, I remember what it was. All right, so Mad Dog can't be banging his clients, but his workers could be banging each other. 31:42 All right And that's legal, but banging into your banging your Co workers is legal. But no, you cannot to be banging the person you are representing because it's a complicated interest. 31:53 Speaker 4 It's a limo. Yes, that was incorrect. 31:56 Speaker 3 No, it's not. 31:57 Speaker 4 No, it's unethical. Well, you can be disbar. Yeah. Lovely. 31:57 Speaker 4 No, it's unethical. Well, you can be disbar. Yeah. Lovely. Hello. 32:06 Speaker 5 Hey I do hope to get some work done you. 32:10 Speaker 4 Have to go ahead, can I ask you a question? 32:12 Speaker 3 We got like 30 minutes left. 32:13 Speaker 4 Sure is it I got to wear this the right way? Is it illegal for you to sleep with a client? 32:23 Speaker 5 Like as a as an attorney, it creates a conflict of intro. 32:28 Speaker 4 Just what is it but it illegal? 32:30 Speaker 5 It's against the ethical rule that we were subject to discipline. 32:35 Speaker 4 See. 32:35 Speaker 3 OK, so though it's it's illegal as in like a lawyer lawyer term like the bar has been like, yeah, we don't want you paying people. 32:42 Speaker 5 Yeah, it's not. You're not going to hit arrest. 32:44 Speaker 3 But you could get like disbarred. You could. Yeah. See. All right, so it's not legal. It's illegal for lawyers. Attorneys. No, it's. 32:51 Speaker 4 Illegal. 32:51 Speaker 4 Illegal. It's unethical and it's a violation. 32:53 Speaker 3 Yeah, it's not illegal, but of our people are going to say, hey, it's illegal. If you don't like that, do you think you would? 32:57 Speaker 4 Ever have a client, let's just say more merrier that you were like I don't care what speeds awesome. 33:06 Speaker 5 If it would get me this far, maybe I want to get this far. Oh, that's mere neighbor. 33:13 Speaker 3 Like what Kanye said all that crazy shit to get out of his contract and then. 33:17 Speaker 4 If you are new of a attractive attorney that want to be this far, would you tell Brandon so you could hire her so I. 33:27 Speaker 3 Still have to pay, but it's at that point it's like. 33:28 Speaker 4 Prostitution. I think you have to pay because you got to get her to. 33:31 Speaker 3 Represent a retainer. 33:32 Speaker 4 Yes, and then you sleep with her. She gets what she wants, you get what you want and you lose your case. But I'm going to be key, said you. 33:38 Speaker 5 Know what if they just what's they just buying her though she doesn't get this part. 33:41 Speaker 4 00. 33:42 Speaker 5 She doesn't have to be. 33:43 Speaker 4 So he'd have to like VOT. I probably hear his part. 33:47 Speaker 3 Yeah, maybe I have to do something weird like drag my nuts across all the law boats in the office. 33:53 Speaker 4 Knew you were going to go somewhere, but I didn't want to go. Oh, and the last one before you get work. I'm sorry. Oh, do you know what the average wing percentage on female attorney based on male attorney is? 34:06 Speaker 5 It's probably. 34:09 Speaker 4 You should at. 34:10 Speaker 5 Least 20% or higher. 34:12 Speaker 3 I said 22 so. 34:14 Speaker 4 You said men win more. 34:16 Speaker 3 Yeah, but I said 22 you. 34:17 Speaker 4 That doesn't make me right. Women win 70% of the time then when Dictie sat and pulled 4% you ain't should be one in this place too. 34:27 Speaker 3 Yeah, but then Chuck's. Then Chuck said he's like, there's not a lot of female attorneys. There's like 4 about me. I'll just get Cupcake. I didn't. 34:33 Speaker 4 I need not say that. 34:35 Speaker 3 I got the tape right here. We rewind. 34:36 Speaker 5 Ran it so the ratios just fired because that's you were willing to do it again. 34:41 Speaker 4 34:41 Speaker 4 But you should be running this place something essentially because you have a better weighing percentage, even though you haven't really tried anything yet. Well, that. 34:47 Speaker 5 I'm undefeated because because of that, Marwin is. I mean, yeah, really, I'm on feed. 34:53 Speaker 4 Do they make women score lower in Barnes and. 34:56 Speaker 5 Yeah, are the are the required actually no men pass the lower, but there's. 35:02 Speaker 4 Like the other, let's say you take it and a man takes it. Does a man have to score higher than you like ADEI thing? 35:10 Speaker 3 Truck's asking if they set the bar lower for women. 35:13 Speaker 5 No, they settle lower for men. Men are men are Dumber. 35:15 Speaker 3 Oh, this play that. 35:19 Speaker 5 Yeah. 35:20 Speaker 3 Well. 35:20 Speaker 4 All right. Last question, this is interesting and I bet you can't answer this, not yet. Brandon, what do you think the average cost per hour in the United States for an attorney is? 35:35 Speaker 3 375. 35:38 Speaker 4 Wow. What do you think, Beth? 35:41 Speaker 5 I think the average might be something crazy like 800. 35:46 Speaker 3 35:46 Speaker 3 Wow, what did? 35:46 Speaker 4 I don't know if we want the best representative. 35:49 Speaker 5 I'm not saying nod, I'm just saying like there's a ton of Bing firms that charge like 900 a thousand hours. So if you might raise the average, really. 35:57 Speaker 4 There's there's a turn for every 200. 35:59 Speaker 3 Yeah, just found that out. I figured there was like 6200 attorneys in the US like 101st day so but you don't make sense. There's too many of them. 36:07 Speaker 5 I think it's number. 36:08 Speaker 4 Yes, well, there's millions, I think. Yeah, there's 1.35 million attorneys in the United States now because of that. You, you said it earlier, you should, you almost got this right because you actually made the comment. You said there's too many and there's really crappy ones out there. So they're probably charging like 50 bucks an hour. 36:24 Yeah, yeah. I was trying to make them up. So the average United States, so this is now, this is not obviously a land. We're not talking about the a war law for it. So they'll come in here and say, hey, Mary, Chuck said that the average is $349. I pay more than that right now. We're talking about Iowa from Nebraska. 36:39 Speaker 3 Where you're probably going to jail either way. 36:43 Speaker 4 Like the horse thieving, though, I mean, that's what they're representing out there, but $349 an hour? 36:50 Speaker 3 It's stage 360. 36:51 Speaker 4 Five. Yeah. You were calling? Yeah, Beth says. Like $8000. 36:55 Speaker 3 That's like, yeah, give me 22 K, we can handle it. No, it's a, it's a parking ticket and. 37:00 Speaker 5 Now. 37:03 Speaker 3 Oh OK, I also. 37:04 Speaker 4 Yeah, man, that's, those are interesting facts about attorneys I did not know. And, and I'll be honest, there's a lot of things that I googled. There's no answer for it. Is that mine? What? No, that's mine. That's mine. 37:15 Speaker 3 This is mine record. 37:16 Speaker 4 Oh, oh, how much is that? I'm. 37:18 Speaker 3 Going to call you Dolby not record. 37:19 Speaker 4 Yeah, stop saying that. That's a workplace violation. Now that we're here, we have to abide by the policy. Yeah. Do y'all have HR here? That's a no no. Or more informally, do you have air conditioning here? 37:31 Speaker 3 Would you? 37:32 Speaker 4 Does it work in this on form in here Little yeah Brandon's about where you pass how buddy Brazor Jesus, his space is so. 37:39 Speaker 5 Ready, you guys are Are you breathing? Have me? 37:41 Speaker 3 Yes, Brandon, everybody matter. I just do that in the mornings often. Yeah, I have problems, but yeah, OK, everything is going good. It's going well. Splendid. 37:51 Promoting the Event, Merch, and Autograph Auction Items I cannot wait though for the next reporting we do when we sit in chairs around table. I don't know if anybody upstairs going to appreciate that though. I don't know if they have like soundproof doors here or not. 38:01 Speaker 4 So at a medical update for who you were asking my my Oh, yeah. So it's been 3036 minutes and and are you going numb in your groinal area? No, see, I think something's wrong, dude. 38:17 But I numb all right here. That's not good. Oh. 38:26 Speaker 3 Sorry, it's just a lock step to look at Chuck's beat or Clorox botters that houses all our equipment and the crooked camera. But if you're listening to us, you're on our head ready up. I put podcast over Spotify. 38:42 Be sure let's pass our view and follow helps out to give a bit. It really doesn't. We see y'all doing it all the time. Remember, we're giving away PS Five had 1000 reviews on the Daily Dose Show podcast on Spotify. We also got Patreon down below. We use that. 38:55 Speaker 4 Paid advertising for the short and burden that scary. 38:57 Speaker 3 Hookers, heroin, prostitute, buses, bus bills, transportation to the royal law firm and anything else that we need. We got the website up there also daily dosha.com. Go there, check it out, get information on the show. And there's the merch store there as well. That might be dirty. Does a great job running it for us. 39:12 And he gets to keep all the money over there. So to see a designer like go ahead and buy it. So Michael Journey get a few dollars in his pocket. Oh my God, I feel the AC coming on. That is amazing. I feel it coming through my through my nut hairs. We got the event coming up June 7th, 25 PM at new room brewing out the Beltline. 39:30 Brought to you by the office we were sitting in right now. The Aurora law firm Manny won't be there. He'll be out fighting crime and France beating up all those bitches with baguettes and but big me bet we'll be here. We'll be at the event. She'll be a judge. She gonna be talking walking around. 39:47 You got a question? You know something crazy happened or you you think you're about to do something bad. I think that's that's a thing like premeditated counseling for if you're gonna do something stupid, probably just go ahead and tell you how to handle it before we do it kind of help you back in. It's gonna be awesome. Battle of the Band style. 40:03 New Road Brewing cannot wait. A lot of good food, beer, drinks, people will be outside this time. Should be a nice day, hopefully. And yeah, sure. Yeah, I think that that. 40:13 Speaker 4 Yeah, so I reached out to the guy that does the sound auction. So it's going to be helping us raise money from the West Foundation from Kuya Research. We are going to have Sarah on, I think Wednesday's episode. We're going to talk about all that you guys have till tomorrow, tomorrow, Tuesday. We have till tomorrow to be able to reach out to us and let us know, dude, what is what is stuff you guys want to see? 40:32 You want to see the sports stuff, you want to see the musician stuff, whatever. I got it all locked in. It's going to be huge. You guys came to our last event. You know that the ping pong or beer pong area that you had set up, that's all going to be auction items. And it was funny when I talked to a guy last night, he said, what do you think the price for these people is? 40:51 Like do I need to bring in high end stuff like I said that The Rolling Stones guitars or all that? And I said no, no, we need like $50 stuff up to $400.00. That's about where we're at, right? I mean, you don't think the listeners are willing to spend more than $400? 41:05 Speaker 3 I guess it depends on what it is. It's something really cool they want. I'm sure they will, you know. But yeah, probably it's the smaller ticket I had in front of the. 41:12 Speaker 4 Deck Who's Who's your favorite of all time? Who's your favorite doors? 41:16 Speaker 3 Player probably Todd Gurley. 41:19 Speaker 4 All right, so let's they had an autograph authenticated Todd Gurley signed help there. How much you dropping on that? 41:28 Speaker 3 I got 10 bucks. I'm not study. I need. I don't buy. I don't, I don't buy shit like that. You know, I just, I'm not a fan of Derseys. I, I don't like wearing them. I feel like he's kind of gay, wearing another man's name on my back. 41:38 Speaker 4 OK let me go something different that you will make him. They had an autograph nude poster of Jenna Jameis. Who the fuck is that? OK, Jennifer Aniston. OK, no, wait. But it's tops like leprechaun. Jennifer Aniston. 41:54 Speaker 3 Or like in the friends dinner. 41:55 Speaker 4 Well, it's the only nude scene she ever did was in the the the movie The Vince Vaught. 42:00 Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah, I've never seen that. 42:03 Speaker 4 But I'll say that one, but it's her. When she was walking out of the shower, she was nude. It was just the back and but she signed it, it was authenticated and it was like poster. How much would you pay for that? I don't know, man. Maybe like 15. I mean it's. 42:14 Speaker 3 Not for free on Google you. 42:16 Speaker 4 Can't get this dude. It's it's authenticated signatures. Yeah, that's that mean shit to. 42:20 Speaker 3 Me honestly authenticated. I mean, I'm only looking at it 'cause she's naked. I don't care who it is. 42:24 Speaker 4 You don't care about autographs at all? No, there's not one autograph that you'd be like, dude, I got. 42:30 Speaker 3 Up No, because I I went to a a catfish game back in the day. A what catfish game? Minor League Baseball Can he and we got autographed from all them all the balls and then I'm like, what are you doing for Hal? 42:45 Not our like, not our like little kid balls because we were young at the time, but like baseballs. But no, I didn't. I just blew down like what the fuck do I do with this now? Like I don't I don't care. No, it doesn't have moves on. 42:57 Speaker 4 You're comparing the minor league catfish players to Todd Gurley and Terre France. 43:04 Speaker 3 I They're very nice people, but like I said, well, if I got the autograph like I was like, what do I do with this? I have no where nothing to do like the the the love lackluster whatever the fuck it's called as God. It's so they saw that line was out the window. You. 43:19 Speaker 4 Don't want to like, I don't know, like have a, what's it called like not a like in your will you leave something to your children? And it's like a Todd Gurley autographed helmet. I don't think Todd Gurley's even that big of a name. So I don't want to use him. But there's stuff that like, like for instance, I, I have that Merle Haggle Beetar. 43:35 Speaker 3 They'll be like, Gee dad, thanks for this guitar. I'm a I'm broke as hell. I would have loved $500,000. 43:41 Speaker 4 Exactly. 43:42 Speaker 3 But don't get to buy that it's. 43:43 Speaker 4 There's dude, there's a lot of stuff like that. That's where we allow my could you met. I looked it up the other day. Autographed bat is 1,000,000 on millions of dollars. 43:53 Debating Babe Ruth's History and Sydney's Controversial Drawing You never know when you're going to get a beat. None of that beat Ruth like a chef. Hey, Otani is probably worth that much. 43:58 Speaker 3 Did the candy come first or him? I always, always think about this. What Babe Ruth candy? Did they name Babe Ruth at the candy or did they create the candy because of their roof? 44:09 Speaker 4 I don't. 44:11 Speaker 3 Like like mob mob was in the hospital mighty better roof they good now you know what time they see lot. Let me name my kid that Babe Ruth. 44:18 Speaker 4 I've never even thought of. I'm guessing he came first because they called him Ruth Spade. We went to Boston 'cause he was. I'm sorry, they called him the Babe when he went to Boston because he was the owner. He got used now he was like 1819 years old. 44:34 So they got him to Boston, and then they ended up trading him to the New York Yankees, which is why the Curse of the Bambino stuck with the Boston Red Sox until they won the World Series in, what, 2006? I'm off on that. Somebody's going to blow me up. But it was whatever it was in two early 2000s. But Babe Ruth candy bars had to come after that Babe Ruth candy history, I'm guessing. 44:58 Yeah, Boo. 44:59 Speaker 3 Boo. 45:00 Speaker 4 Babe definitely came first. 45:00 Speaker 4 Babe definitely came first. Here we go. Babe Ruth and Babe Ruth can't. Oh my God, they didn't talk about candy bar? 45:12 Speaker 3 The world may never know 'cause they don't want people to know that Babe Ruth ripped off that name. 45:17 Speaker 4 Baby Ruth. OK, here we go. Baby Ruth is an American candy bar made of peanuts and blah blah blah cardig. Yep, when it created in 1920. 45:27 Speaker 3 OK, So what was Babe Ruth born? 45:30 Speaker 4 A lot, dear. Oh Jesus. Find out when Babe Ruth was born. 45:35 Speaker 3 We're right out of fucking devices here. This is. 45:37 Speaker 4 I don't understand why they don't just say that's a pretty big deal when. 45:42 Speaker 3 Was. 45:44 Speaker 4 It's called Baby Ruth, not Babe Ruth Bar. 45:48 Speaker 3 18-9 Fox. So yeah, I guess he came first. But yeah, OK, cool. 45:53 Speaker 4 I wonder if he got residuals bad. 45:55 Speaker 3 Yeah, probably not. He's a black guy. 45:55 Speaker 3 Yeah, probably not. He's a black guy. What? He's a black guy. Then I get residuals. 46:00 Speaker 4 Babe Ruth wasn't black. Oh, who am I thinking? Hank. Harry. 46:07 Speaker 3 Said earlier up as I it's mop's good up my kid. 46:15 Speaker 4 Up are we? Why are you kidding me? 46:23 Speaker 3 Well, I guess I got mixed up. 46:24 Speaker 4 You're like, wow. I mean, Babe Ruth is one of the greatest African American player. Where? 46:29 Speaker 3 I think the problem is the old picture that showed him. He's like dirty, but it's black and white and it just looks like a. 46:34 Speaker 4 Black. No, it doesn't. He doesn't look anything like a black person. He's chubby. He's a chubby. 46:39 Speaker 3 White guy that to me looks like a black. 46:41 Speaker 4 Guy, it's in black and white. 46:44 Speaker 3 46:44 Speaker 3 They should have had colored crude back then. 46:46 Speaker 4 Oh my God, dude, that's hilarious. So you can I can't you it's funny. I can't show this on the on the on the camera. I'll try to put it up. I remember. But so I was looking at, you know, putting together my, my sleeve for next week, my tattoos. Yeah. 47:01 And, and I'm going through all the kids drawings, all the stuff that they've given me and I'm trying to find you like, oh, that'd be a cool tattoo. That'd be a cool tattoo. So I found this picture and I have like portraits they drew of themselves. Oh God. But Sydney's Sydney for some reason drew this picture and I'm I got I'm trying to figure out how to get a tattooed. 47:23 You have to tell the tattoo artist to not make it so bad. Did that go talk? I'm sure the. 47:32 Speaker 3 Cabaret fuel right there. That's crazy. But that she that's what she thinks she looks like. That's that's been sunny. 47:38 Speaker 4 No, my biggest fear is that. 47:40 Speaker 3 Can you see it? No, that's white it out. Tap on your screen or something. What? 47:44 Speaker 4 Are you talking to White about? 47:46 Speaker 3 Like it's, it's come back in and more, more more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more more up. Stop. That's Sydney. 47:57 Speaker 4 So she's in blackface? Oh. 47:59 Speaker 3 Yeah, I guess she is. Yeah, let her do that. 48:01 Speaker 4 No way, dude. Why not? Guys don't want to get it. I don't want to wear a picture of somebody in black. She isn't my daughter, but. 48:08 Speaker 3 I think it's back in style. 48:12 Speaker 4 It's not. No, it's not. It's not in style. It's offensive. Oh, OK. 48:16 Speaker 3 All right, we're going to. 48:18 Speaker 2 Get into Daily dos 48:43 The CIA Using 23andMe to Find Nephilim DNA CIA uses 23 me to find UFO blood in our DNA. So there was a whistleblower that came out a few days ago and essentially the the CIA was using 23andMe 'cause you know what 23andMe is, right? 48:59 Send them a sample of your DNA and then they send back who you're from, where you're from, Hyper Carnage York, you're going to make $1,000,000 or not. 49:05 Speaker 4 Yeah, you're pooping a cup or some. 49:07 Speaker 3 Something like that. Well, they also obviously keep that on the database and they're, they're tracking everything. But what the CIA is trying to find is they're trying to find lineage. Nekolyps. You ever heard of Nekolyps? 49:18 Speaker 4 Dude, why'd you say yes? What I just remembered that's the Cologuard thing. That's for colon cancer. You don't put their cup 23andMe, that's Cologuard. You spit in a cup for 23andMe and you just said yes. 49:29 Speaker 3 Well, you, you can shit, and if you want you to, they're going to be very surprised that they did. 49:33 Speaker 4 Thing looking Lesbie kill. 49:35 Speaker 3 I'm never doing 23. Oh, you should never do 23andMe, obviously. Plus, they're looking for a he said color guard like they're the banner. 49:47 Speaker 4 No color guard. 49:49 Speaker 3 Like you said, color guard Dicks. They're looking for nephilims. Do you know what nephilim is? Done. 49:59 Speaker 5 Hi I just need to get something. 50:01 Speaker 3 OK, yeah, go right on through. Oh, you know where the Nephilims are. 50:07 Speaker 5 The Giants. What that? Yeah, from the Bible. 50:11 Speaker 3 Yes. So what it was was the the gods were having sex with humans. God was cool with that. Guys like y'all cool that's fine y'all, you can make some pan Freddies I don't care. But then they start to get a little too crazy, had to flood the herbs and kill all of them and everything like that. That's the theory behind it. 50:27 That's what it says in the Bible also. That's what I was talking about her. That was my connection. It was like me can't bang this people that work here, but the people can bang each other that work here. That's what I was saw anyway. The CIA is now using 23 and meet you fine DNA strand or trails from people that used to be part of the Nephilim. 50:49 Speaker 4 Race OK, I'm coming right back to that. I I just think it's funny that big B keeps walking in and she's like so pissed B did B did she hijacked it, man, she did it on purpose. All right, so Nephilim's. 51:05 Oh God. 51:11 Speaker 3 Like there we are. All right, So the necklace, do you know them or not? 51:17 Speaker 4 51:17 Speaker 4 Not what I know now because B said they're giants, but then you said that the odd flooded the earth to get rid of them. I don't think that's true. 51:24 Speaker 3 Yeah, so when it's in Genesis, if you read like the first paragraph or somewhere, maybe not think that first paragraph, but it talks about how there were gods that were, you know, helping build the fucking earth and whatnot. Angels and they were having sexy tunes. They were crossbreed. I got it first. Cool, cool. 51:41 I can deal with it. And then it started getting out of hand is all right, I got to get you, motherfucker. That it's like flooded their kill but the CIA is using 23andMe to try to find them. 51:51 Speaker 4 Do you think there's still some out there? 51:53 Speaker 3 Well, I don't think they're still out there, but I think the bloodline follows down, so the CIA wants to find them so that way they can recreate them for war. 52:00 Speaker 4 Chips. Well, my favorite part of this is that Nephilim's are only mentioned the Hebrew bottle. 52:07 Speaker 3 Yeah, that's the Old Testament. 52:09 Speaker 4 Primarily Jesus six one through 4 where they are described the offspring of the sons of God and the daughters of men. Yeah, OK, I do. No, the turn itself generally translate to the fallen ones or those who cause others to fall. Alright, yeah. 52:22 Speaker 3 Yeah, 'cause the Old Testament is the the Hebrew Bible. But the Jews, they don't believe anything past Old Testament and that's why they hate Jesus and everything. Oh, he's outraged. But God said the Bible, the Old Testament is. We're not dealing with that anymore. We're all a New Testament. And if you ain't a New Testament, you ain't on board when the ship come back. 52:38 By then, we ain't picking you up. 52:39 Speaker 4 Yes, I don't know how much credit I put to that 'cause it says here that while Genesis narrative States and Nephilim lived before the flood, the biblical text mentions them and also afterward. This has LED to later biblical bastards. Do you think what other tribes or biblical giants encountered by the Israelites such as the Ruff Hung, the MMM and the Zuzim? 53:00 See I mean but dude, wouldn't you? I mean, I'm not. I mean, if that's the case, you're telling me that all the people in the VA are Nephilims? 53:07 Speaker 3 Oh, you must say black. No, Nephilim. No, they're not all black. 53:13 Speaker 4 It's. 53:13 Speaker 3 They're not, they're not no, that's well, the CI as trying to find it, you know, and supposedly they're also using 23 andme the CI as to find people with underlying health conditions so they can raise their insurance rates or charge them an extra premium. 53:27 Discussing DNA Privacy and the Cologuard 'Poop in a Box' Concept It's to me, it just seemed like a terrible idea. 23 andme ever, ever since the beginning. Like, I don't think I want to just willingly send people my DNA because when we do it, they're allowed to use it for whatever they want. 53:37 Speaker 4 Well, you remember the the caller that we had on your life together. Like the first, I think it was the first episode of show is the one that found out that he his dad wasn't his dad. Hey on his and his real dad was the guy was his his his fake dad's partner on police force and he like ripped out to my family and and he found his long lost half brother and his half brother was like, yeah, dad died, but you wouldn't have won him be of anyway. 54:04 So I mean it's like there's nothing positive of that. 54:04 So I mean it's like there's nothing positive of that. And he even approached his mom because never we had him back on. He he approached his mom and said, Hey, like you, what do you what do you have to say about this? And she was like, oh, that's crazy. Like 23andMe doesn't it doesn't make any sense. It's not real. 54:19 Speaker 3 Oh yeah, she was taking that to her deathbed that she was not banned. Her husband's best friend. 54:23 Speaker 4 I don't know. Would you? So if you did that, like let's say you did 23andMe, right, and you found out that you were related to your your dad wasn't your dad, would you want to meet your real dad? 54:34 Speaker 3 Oh, no, I think I'm too far. You know, I'm past the point of what it like, I still talk to my dad and I like him, but I'm past the point where like I can't be fathered anymore at this point, you know, I can't be, I can't be taught things. 54:49 For the most part I can, but it's not like there there there'll be nothing I can learn from. 54:54 Speaker 4 Does 23andMe show you if you got kids out there that aren't here, like, well, they're yours but you don't know them? 54:59 Speaker 3 I think so. And that's probably some stuff you don't want to know. You know, you start looking into it. Dylan, man, he's. 55:03 Speaker 4 Like Oh my God I got 8 kids. I mean that that could happen, right? 55:07 Speaker 3 Yeah, good. Yeah, and you just hope that that they never find you or they, you know, unfortunately passed away in an accident. 55:13 Speaker 4 So if I don't do 23andMe, can they find me I? 55:18 Speaker 3 Don't think so. 55:19 Speaker 4 I think you're good. I don't think that's true. For some reason they know everything. 55:24 Speaker 3 I don't know, unless they somehow maybe maybe they're also working with the the cola guard shit, shit in the box people with that. That was a wild concept. When I heard that, like I saw the commercials on TV. I'm like there is no way. 55:37 Speaker 4 You want me to shit in the box? 55:39 Speaker 3 And then mail it to you. It's not like a prank or something. Well. 55:43 Speaker 4 I just, I don't have the, I don't have the ability. 55:48 Speaker 3 Yeah, we should do. We should just start. We should just start doing that. Just keep sending color car a bunch of them like an unlabeled box or just get cardboard boxes every day with palatium and just the mortar shit. You shouldn't have me just send them color guard. I think this get a bunch of unworded unsolicited boxes of shit. 56:03 Speaker 4 And that to put out the statement like, please stop sitting poop. 56:08 A Whole Foods Bathroom Story and Episode Wrap-up So this morning, Full disclosure, I called when I was talking to Brandon. We're on our way to the world offer. We're hoarding right now, which is awesome, as you guys to tell. It's really nice. We're on our way in. And I said, dude, I had to stop at Fresh Market, right? Or Whole Foods. Whole Foods or is it Fresh Market? Oh yeah, I left and just so I had to go to the bathroom so bad, dude. 56:26 So I go in there and it was going to be nice and it was it did not disappoint whatsoever. And it was early. So it was like, dude, that dude was opened empty stalls. Everybody was nobody was there. So it was very, very nice. So when we I get done and now I feel obligated to buy something. Whenever I do I feel obligated to buy something. 56:43 I'm putting it out there, man. Public service announcement kind of like what cold rocks and that to do. Do not go to the bathroom in a Whole Foods for a whatever. I'm into Fresh Market. You know why? 56:55 Speaker 3 They get, oh, they get those sensors. 56:57 Speaker 4 No 'cause you have to buy something. 56:59 Speaker 3 Oh yeah, I usually do that anyway. I'm doing wasty. What are you gonna buy in there? A water? Where are they do drink? 57:04 Speaker 4 I didn't think about that. I bought I tried to buy a coffee and all they had was half calf. 57:08 Speaker 3 OK oh OK, that's good. Damn my fucking. 57:11 Speaker 4 Ass cute. My would numb it 36 minutes. 57:16 Speaker 3 I don't know why they didn't put like a SOP or. 57:19 Speaker 4 Concrete down here. 57:20 Speaker 3 A what? SOP or concrete? 57:24 Speaker 4 I just want air conditioned. 57:26 Speaker 3 Wait, keep going for a second. 57:28 Speaker 4 I can't wait till Monday. And just so you guys know, we have after me and Browning are done recording, we do have a a meeting for a potential sponsor. We're not going to mention that sponsor right now, but we do have a meeting with a potential sponsor and we're hoping that you guys just come through and we got some people come up on some autographs and pictures. 57:45 I'm sure that'll happen anyway. And if it does it, we're just going to pay a person at the front. So we'll just if we get there early before the sponsor gets there, we can just walk up to random people are off on 20 bucks to come up and. 57:56 Speaker 3 You know, it's like, hey, you see some of that guy, once he comes in, just be like, oh God, you buried and shut there. You'll come up. Some idiots come out. Oh my, are you Dallas and Ricky? 58:06 Speaker 4 I love you guys on night shift man to break show. 58:09 Speaker 3 I wasn't you guys ever since 58:13 Speaker 4 We need to put the other notes them cue cars. 58:16 Speaker 3 And this is like, hello, I am Michael. I enjoy your show, thank you. 58:24 Speaker 4 Walk. 58:24 Speaker 3 Away briskly. I'll walk up the rate that All right, we are. We appreciate you listening. Next episode we're going to be in chairs. We're moving our way up here at the royal law firm. We appreciate a Manny. 58:40 Let us come in here. He still uses a manible or man man, I don't even know how to say his Indian births too man a bar. Yeah, that's his like Indian foreign name still has that on his on his cards business card, but then or below it says Manny. Nothing wrong. 58:55 Oh, I know that guy. I I. 58:56 Speaker 4 Can tell you right now, just looking at bored, you are off the hook today. 59:00 Speaker 3 Like Tang Tang Tang Tang go what I what I always say, just go Like Tang Tang Tang. 59:05 Speaker 4 Chain chain chain chain. 59:07 Speaker 3 You might be a little lower than me, little. 59:07 Speaker 3 You might be a little lower than me, little. I don't think they're looking at the bars. 59:11 Speaker 4 I just want to apologize to everyone because if Brandon is blowing your freaking speakers, I will get that fixed for Tuesday's episode. But right now, this is what we're dealing with. We just have to work of what we got and Bran is not doing well right now. 59:25 Speaker 3 Yeah, I'm gonna go sweat in the corner for 15 minutes and you're taking a nap. Why? We see them are put.