Pill Poppin Party EP-312 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-05-29
https://open.spotify.com/episode/5eZ2mFrnzX6IB31QIdpKD8

This transcript was generated automatically. Its accuracy may vary. 0:00 Disclaimers, Show Intro, and HOA Mushroom Painting Saga Before we get started, a quick reminder. The thoughts, opinions, wild takes, bad ideas, and occasional life advice you're about to hear belongs strictly to us. 0:16 They do not reflect the views of any sponsors, partners, advertisers, family members, employers, pastors, pool officers or anyone else. I'm trying to keep it clean. Reputation. 0:31 If something offends you, that sounds like a personal problem. Now buckle up and enjoy the show, Dozers. The thoughts and opinions expressed on the show are for immediate purposes only. They are not a reflection of Chuck, Iron Fist or Female Thrasher. Enjoy the show, Dozers. 0:47 Speaker 2 I'll Rock You like an STP with a black hole sun. I ain't going down. We're going to have 1:02 Speaker 3 Aurora law firm. No, we're not. I'm just kidding. I'm not telling exactly when or where we're going or anywhere like that, but I did get a new credit card today and I could use that to pay for my next commercial paint job with the pink painters. Man, they really got it handled. You can use a credit card if you want to That, that, that that's fine. 1:17 You can do it. That's cool. But they're great. It's a Hatfield company. It's it's a listener from down here in Atlanta, man, and he loves y'all. And he's like, man, I need to let these dozers know that if they got a big building, I'll fucking paint it, man. And he will. Office building, commercial spaces, medical, it doesn't matter what you have as long as it's big. 1:34 It's really large. And I was talking to Shepherd about this. And I don't quite know where you draw the line between residential and commercial, because sometimes you got something that's really fucking big and it's almost the size of commercial. So just give him a call. Either way, just let him know. He'll let you know if he can help you out or not. 1:50 But the pink painters, man, we appreciate them. My name is Brandon Thrasher. It's the daily Doshaw over there is Chuck Ironfest. How you doing? I got. 1:56 Speaker 2 A question, question about that. So I mean, he's sponsoring the show. He's got an awesome painting company. Why don't we just, I mean, and tell me if I'm crazy, couldn't he just paint the bus? 2:09 Speaker 3 No, I think that's a different kind of painting that's like a you need, that's like an autistic style type of painting that you need for the bus. You know, like artistic an autistic, an artistic autistic yes, we'll be able to do it 'cause you those, those people are always weird. Not I'd, I'd I'd commend them for what they do. 2:25 I mean they do really cool artwork like you pay someone to come in and do like a mural on your wall. I don't think he does that. I think that's more of like a hippie or something. You're. 2:32 Speaker 2 Talking about like Mellow Mushroom. 2:34 Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah, something like that. Now, they might have commercialized their whole shit by now, but I'm sure there's some kind of, you know, hippie freak that would do it. 2:41 Speaker 2 So it's funny because I don't know what Shepard does, but I'm sure he does this right because this is commercial. So when we, I was remember I was on the HOA for a while. I was the president of the HOA for like 4 years and I got I didn't get kicked off. 2:54 Speaker 3 You're getting peats, didn't you? 2:55 Speaker 2 Not no, no, no, I, I, there was a situation where there's these kids that kept smoking weed up at the, up at the pool house or whatever and they're like teenagers and it was making me so mad. So one night they were out up there smoking weed and while they're smoking weed, I went up there and I let all the air out of all their tires and just to, you know, prove a point. 3:20 And and then they then somebody made a complaint to the HOA president who was me. And they were like, oh, somebody let all the air out of our kids tires up there and somebody's got to get this place under control. And I couldn't tell them like it was me, you know, it's under control, damn it. 3:36 So I was like, well, let's go back to the cameras. So I went, I pulled up the cameras and it showed the kids smoking weed and I knew how to avoid all the cameras, obviously. So I voided the cameras and but I let all the air out of all their tires. So when they got done smoking weed, it was Dunsky's. 3:52 But anyway, it just it got it got to the point where it was getting stressful and I didn't want to do it. So the point of the question, the point of this, this whole conversation is we had a big mushroom, you know, those big mushrooms that are like kids splash pads, like they just like rain water and there's like a waterfall. 4:06 Speaker 3 Yeah, I got a big mushroom every morning, baby, that rains down. 4:09 Speaker 2 OK, OK, I know you do. I know you do. But just stick with me. 4:09 Speaker 2 OK, OK, I know you do. I know you do. But just stick with me. I know you're saying we couldn't get anybody to paint it. Nobody would paint this thing. So I had to call a company that paints lines on the road, OK. And I said, hey, do you guys paint mushrooms? Is that they were. 4:24 Speaker 3 Is that the same ground line painting guy that got us our water supply for our dunk tank? 4:29 Speaker 2 Yes. 4:29 Speaker 3 He does that. Also he supplies dunk tank water if you need that as well. 4:33 Speaker 2 Well, he said to me, he was very, very honest. He said, Chuck, I paint lines on the road. You're asking me to paint a mushroom. And Megan said. And we want it to look like a mushroom, like an actual mushroom, like from Mario Brothers. 4:47 Speaker 3 He's got, he's like, I got you yellow and I got you white. That's about all the colors I got and stuff. 4:53 Speaker 2 So he went out and bought all this paint and he did it and within, I don't know, a month it turned all green from algae and it was fading and it looked terrible. Pleasure. I felt so bad. 5:08 Everybody was so mad and I'm like, we couldn't find a painter. So I bet you he does that. Would he do something like that if I called him? 5:16 Speaker 3 He might. I mean I don't know what you mean by painting like a mushroom like the like, are we talking like 2 tone? Are we talking like drawing like autistic artistic stuff in there or what's going? 5:24 Speaker 2 On Have You ever? Have you ever saw Mario Brothers? 5:26 Speaker 3 Yeah, that's a lot of detail, I think you know. 5:28 Speaker 2 No, they're they're red with the big white circles on them. 5:32 Speaker 3 I think the circles is where it gets you in trouble. You know people that's. 5:35 Speaker 2 What he said, he was so mad when he was up there on a step ladder. 5:39 Speaker 3 Circles. What the fuck we do it lines. Lines bro. No circles. 5:43 Speaker 2 He was so mad at me and then when it started fading, he's like, I told you, I don't do this. I told you so anyway. But no, I think if anybody has a mushroom they need painted, call our boy Shepherd and he'll and he'll probably do it right. 5:58 Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah. No bigger. It doesn't matter how the size. Nothing too big or too small. 6:02 Speaker 2 That's what cheese. 6:03 Speaker 3 The mushrooms. 6:05 Chuck's Back Injury, Vicodin Use, and Sobriety Challenge Yeah, So before we get into this episode too far, I just gonna let you guys know because I don't know what's gonna happen. I've never been in this situation. I don't think I I'm sure I have. I've been in this situation where I got my wisdom teeth pulled and when I was in the hospital the first time I almost died in Mexico and then probably one other time in 2003 when I got malaria. 6:27 But either way, I don't take a lot of drugs. Like I'm not like a like a like not not drug drugs like like painkillers. It's. 6:32 Speaker 3 The same too. You should do more because right now I know you're about the same. I know, I see you're having a great time. 6:37 Speaker 2 I'm not noble, dude. So I was, I was playing so I went out today and I worked all day and then I went. We actually are recording late because I couldn't even move. So I went out and I was collecting all these checks from the whole week and it's just been a mess. 6:54 And for some reason, the guys didn't take these big trees down behind this house and just drop them. I had my chainsaw and I tell this Indian guy and he's like, he's like, I don't know what to do. They did not lay these trees down. I cannot pay unless they take these trees down. And I'm like, OK, Sir, like I'll just drop them. 7:09 Is that cool? He's like, yes, but you must drag them into the woods. They must be dragged into the woods. And I'm like, OK, I can do that, you know, because it's kind of a downhill pull. So I dropped these trees and I'm pulling them down the freaking hill. They're big and I'm pulling treasure. 7:23 Speaker 3 Like you're your body. 7:24 Speaker 2 My body and I'm cutting them. I'm cutting well, I'm cutting them into pieces that I can manage. And it was behind this house. I couldn't get in it. It was a cul-de-sac. Couldn't get back there. So anyway, I get like half of it done. And I and I lied because my back at that point, I was like, my back's like feeling weird, right? 7:30? And I'm going, I don't, I don't know what to do. So I'm like, I got to eat. So I eat some lasagna and then I'm, I'm. And Sydney says she she wants to make something and she goes, I need the Sriracha, right? 7:39 So anyway, I'm like, hey, man, I'll be back tomorrow, which I don't know, I might just let that one go, you know what I mean? Like, congratulations, free work because I don't know if I can do it. But anyway, so I get back and Carter's Carter says to me he's because he, you know, he hasn't really played baseball because of the weather and Memorial Day. 7:55 And he said, Hey, do you mind? Do you mind pitching to me? I'm like, yeah, dude, like I'll go pitch to you. So I throw him like 203 hundred pitches just in the cage, right. And then we start running, we start to running stuff, me and him. And, you know, it's like one of those friendly like. 8:08 Speaker 3 What do you mean running? 8:09 Speaker 2 Stuff like like like racing, like like racing poles freaking and showing him how to do suicides, you know, just trying to gas right, just trying to like, you know, show him that the old man still got it right. So I'm beating him, you know, and I'm doing pretty good and then all of a sudden, I don't know, man. 8:26 I mean, it felt like I ran at least 2 miles. I mean, I probably ran 10 sprints and. 8:30 Speaker 3 Backyard. 8:31 Speaker 2 No, I took him up to the the field. We went, we went to the softball field to run because there was nobody on the softball field. And I, you know, I was like, this will be fun. You know, we can go up there and do it. So dude, I felt something in my back like it was like, it felt like it something got pinched above my left butt cheek, like in my lower back and, and I'm going, oh, that hurts a little bit, you know, And then it started hurting below my butt cheek and then it started hurting like in my groin area. 8:55 And I'm like, this is weird. So I get in my truck, I'm coming home to record, and Megan picks up Carter, taking the diesel tap house, the place you guys went when you come to my house to get to get dinner. 9:00 in the morning? No, bitch. That's why your country lost two wars, all right? And you need a daddy to help you out, you know, and we, we should have gave you a bigger spanking than we did, but we didn't. 9:05 Speaker 3 Oh yeah, we go up, you fucking monstrosity of a fucking football field. 9:11 Speaker 2 Yeah, yes, yes. Wow. That was yeah, yeah. Could pull on that be for football field stupid. 9:17 Speaker 3 Remember that was like, there's like nothing out there. Boom, massive stadium. Nothing. 9:21 Speaker 2 Wing spot, That's it. I'm, I'm getting to the point of why I don't remember. OK, so I get home and I'm in serious pain. I don't know. I at this point I'm like, OK, I dislodged a kidney stone 'cause my dad told me the first time he got a kidney stone, he called, he called 911. The animals came and got him for a kidney stone. He's like, dude, it is brutal to get a kidney stone. 9:39 So I get home and I'm like, Oh my, I can barely breathe. 9:39 So I get home and I'm like, Oh my, I can barely breathe. Every move. I'm like, you know, and you're like, hey, are we still good for 9:56 I'm like, OK, get the sriracha. And she goes, it's on the top shelf. And I'm like, I do, bro. Yeah, exactly. I look, I look across the kitchen and the top shelf look, it looked like the top shelf at Lowe's. I'm, I'm not dude. 10:12 And I just looked at her. I said I baby, I don't know if I can move. And she's like, I guess I'll do it, right. So she pulls a drawer out in the kitchen. 10:21 Speaker 3 Standing. 10:22 Speaker 2 There and tries to climb up into the drawer and I I'm like, Oh my God no. So I jump up. I freaking hurt my back even worse. I get the sriracha at this point I can barely breathe. So then it dawns on me. My wife has has had she's had so many surgeries on stupid stuff right. 10:41 I I, you know, taking you way back, I mean, she, you know, all the I'm not just saying plastic surgery, but they do get good stuff for plastic surgery too, right to get. 10:50 Speaker 3 Fucked on this episode. 10:52 Speaker 2 So no, no. But then she had all those foot surgeries where they like, shaved off her bone spurs or cucumbers or whatever they call them. I don't know what they call them, but they have these things. So I'm sitting here and all I can think of is like, dude, she's got Vicodin. 11:07 I know she has Vicodin up there. So I go up there. I can barely freaking walk, man. And I get up there and I find it and and she's like, she's like, I probably shouldn't even say anything because somebody can break in my house and steal it. But I find 3 bottles of like hydrocodone. 11:23 Speaker 3 That's the heavy shit. That Vicodin, man, that shit's good, man. You start doing more recreationally. We used to like the way you feel. Now the only reason you don't feel guilty because you is you have some pain, but it's taking away the pain, but it's also making you happy because I had the same thing way back in the day. 11:40 One time does it feel like someone like jabbed a knife in your back? And every time, like trot, it feels like someone's giggling, the blade up and down, like they're just wing bowing. 11:48 Speaker 2 And it's hitting the bone. It's like yes, on your on your bone. 11:51 Speaker 3 It's so weird. I did that. It was my last game that I ever played. It was actually my last game I ever played of soccer. I went out there, we were playing a team. It was Smoky Road and they're absolute dog shit, man. It was just a bunch of lineman out there because their soccer team was asked, but their football team was good. And we we were in middle school and I was, we were playing at the high school I was going to go to on their field for the playoffs. 12:12 And I'm like, oh, we got these guys all day. I go trotting out on the field. I had tweaked something in practice earlier that week. As soon as I plant my foot, it felt like someone stabbed me in the back with the knife and just blinging the blade up and down and I'm out there for probably like 2 minutes and I cannot fucking move. I'm like coach, I gotta fuck go. 12:28 He's like, are you fucking sure? All right. 12:29 Speaker 2 Where are the playoffs? I'm like. 12:31 Speaker 3 Dude, I feel like I'm going to hurt the team more being out here than on the sideline. All right, someone else got to get it and then we ended up losing that fucking game, which pissed me off. I was, I was about to just cut myself like my back off like it was so I could not move. 12:44 Speaker 2 I was going to go to the hospital because I don't. Did I tell you I had to go to the I had to go to urgent care for an allergic reaction yesterday? 12:53 Speaker 3 Today. Yesterday, No. 12:54 Speaker 2 Oh God. Anyway, so I'm like, I'm going to go back to the freaking hospital. I can't. Something really, really bad is going on. So I take a Vicodin. I'm like, please, for the love of God, like just get me through this. Because I was going to be able to record. I was like, I can't. I can't. I was going to be sitting here like this the whole time. 13:13 That's how. Yeah, right. So I took, I only took, I only took one. But dude, that was 30 minutes ago. And I feel like a brand new man. I feel like I can go out there and run again. I'm not. 13:23 Speaker 3 Drugs are great dude. Drugs are awesome. 13:25 Speaker 2 The prescription drugs are great. That's that's why oxycodone and all that stuff so habit forming because it's so good. It takes away your pain. I haven't taken drugs in forever. It's awful. I got something I'm not saying like pharmacy, pharmacy prescription stuff. Well. 13:40 Speaker 3 Technically it you are taking illicit drugs, illegal drugs because they were not prescribed to you or they were prescribed to your wife. 13:45 Speaker 2 Oh, shut up. That's not. 13:47 Speaker 3 True it is. It is 100%. 13:47 Speaker 3 True it is. It is 100%. If you were to get pulled over and you're high on Vicodin and you got your wife's pill bottle, they're going to be like, these are not your pills and me, you'd be like. 13:55 Speaker 2 No get high on Vicodin with one Vicodin. 13:58 Speaker 3 Yeah, you can. Hell yeah. 14:00 Speaker 2 No, you cannot. One Vicodin just takes the edge off. 14:04 Speaker 3 Chuck's like it's cool, man, I'm fine. 14:07 Speaker 2 I'm not. It's all right. I'll tell you right now if if you told me right now that I had to live with the pain I was in a second ago or take that Vicodin and get arrested for being on a prescription drug that's not mine, I'm taking it and I don't care because that's the worst pain I've ever been in in years. 14:22 Speaker 3 But but it's so it's fun to do because you know, it's like formulated just to get fucked up and it that's how it gets through the pain you get. So it just the the pain, you forget about the pain like you forgot what you're even talking about. You're like, I'm back. It's not hurting hurting but Oh yeah, I took those drugs, you know, I'm. 14:37 Speaker 2 Telling you I don't know because we're going, we're going to be a rural law firm when you guys are listening to this, and I might be on another one because I'm telling you I'm not going. I'm not going through that pain again. I'm going to go see a massage therapist tomorrow. 14:47 Speaker 3 That's what we should do Friday after we get done with the meeting and everything. We should just go pop Vicodins and chill at your pool. 14:53 Speaker 2 That sounds terrible idea. 14:56 Speaker 3 Why? 14:56 Speaker 2 14:56 Speaker 2 Why? You know what? I take that. No, I'm not giving you Vicodin. That's illegal. 15:00 Speaker 3 No, all right, you're fine. I'll just you just leave it on the counter and I'll sneak one. Be like that Rascal. Brandon stole one and now he's. 15:06 Speaker 2 Hot. Did I tell you the the story about when my buddy came over after Megan had Sydney? And he we're he we're like literally Sydney's here. Like she's a brand new baby. We just brought her home. She's been here for two days. And my buddy walks up to Megan. He's like, hey, so I bet they gave you some really good painkillers that you and Megan goes, I don't know. 15:25 I don't know what they gave me. And he's like, can I see it? And so anyway, she's like, yeah, I guess. So she shows it to him. He's like, mind if I mind if I grab like 3 or 4 of these? And Megan goes and like literally Megan's like sitting there with, and she goes, yeah, I, I guess. And he's like, oh, that's awesome. 15:41 And he puts, he puts him in his pocket. He just like takes him, puts him in his pocket. Like what just happened? 15:45 Speaker 3 He's like he's looking at her body. You know, you seem pretty comfy. You know you're in pain at all. You're going to get 4. You know you're not going to need all of these. 15:51 Speaker 2 But freaking drug head. 15:53 Speaker 3 Yeah, it's crazy. It's, I don't know, you got all these pills while you don't just like pass them out at your parties. 15:58 Speaker 2 You know, like, but that's that is it's illegal. 16:01 Speaker 3 Yeah, but once they eat it like there's no more evidence. 16:04 Speaker 2 You. 16:04 Speaker 3 Brought that Vicodin from home. 16:06 Speaker 2 That's not true because I, you know what, now that we have them and I know that where she keeps them and I know she has them, I'm because I've, I've used what I've had one and 10 years and I forgot how much, how well they work because I used to take Motrin, but the doctor told me I got to stop taking them because Motrin's mess up your liver. 16:23 Speaker 3 Yeah, how well they work and how good they are. It's like almost the same sentence. They're really good. Yeah, but no, they all fuck up your liver and kidney because your, your body's like, what the fuck is this? But what? You know, if if you're trying to stop drinking or something, you can just pop a Vicodin every night instead of like a nightcap, Just like half a bike. 16:39 Speaker 2 So I did. I tell you I'm not? 16:39 Speaker 2 So I did. I tell you I'm not? I'm not. I'm not drinking again until July 7th. 16:44 Speaker 3 All right, First off, wait, don't get a, a, a bike mixed up with a Victoria. But why do you do this? Why do you why do you stop drinking like a week before the event and then you don't drink at the event and then three weeks later you pop on and you're drinking like a a beer? 16:58 Speaker 2 Because I, why do I, why do I, why can't I have, I never have a good month, dude. There's never a good month. Like there's never a month of your life you can go through and you're like, because it's, you know, like, Oh well, you know, I'll be good to not drink because I have nothing going on. I got Memorial Day. I got freaking all these things. 17:14 Speaker 3 Yeah, you got our event and you've got after that, So you don't have anything from June 7th? 17:17 Speaker 2 I don't want to drink at the event. 17:19 Speaker 3 Not a lot. I just drink a few. You know, everyone's going to be like truck can I can I drink a beer with you? That's different people to not drink a beer with someone. 17:26 Speaker 2 I do, I have the non alcoholic ones. And last event is when Josh Gibbs got mad at me and started screaming at me because he bought me a shot and he's like, oh, I've had a shot with everyone from the show. You're the only one that's saying no and this is stupid. And I'm, I'm going, dude, you know what? 17:42 Speaker 3 Disrespectful. 17:43 Speaker 2 I took it. I said OK, I didn't want to stab me in the neck. 17:46 Speaker 3 17:46 Speaker 3 All right, so everyone do that, you know, if you want Chuck, drink a beer just like, oh, please, man, OK, I'm here just not drinking a beer with you because it makes no sense. I look, I started my sobriety after, after the event and then I went to Kentucky. Then I came back and didn't drink for three months or whatever because I, I, I plan it around things like like in winter there's nothing to do February, March, April, there's not shit to do. 18:07 Speaker 2 I like to be involved at the event. I like to know what's going on and be friendly and talk to everybody and spray fart stuff on you. I'm not saying. 18:15 Speaker 3 And pop you Vicodins I'm saying have a beer with. 18:17 Speaker 2 People, I'll have beer. I'll have beer. You just they might be non alcoholic. Yeah, that's but nobody's going to know. 18:24 Speaker 3 That's usually what I, I end with, you know, is that not alcohol? It's just the wind things down because I know I got to drive home. 18:30 Near-Death by Cinnamon: An Allergy Shot Story But I'm, I'm very happy you were experiencing drugs in a positive manner. That's good. 18:35 Speaker 2 Don't stay it that way because now you're going to make it sound bad. I'm injured and I'm taking prescription pills. 18:41 Speaker 3 Technically you'd fail a drug test because you do not have the prescription. 18:44 Speaker 2 So I could get a prescription right now if I wanted to get a prescription, I could get one. 18:48 Speaker 3 Tell us how, please. 18:49 Speaker 2 Go to the doctor and tell them what happened and they'd give me a pain pill. 18:53 Speaker 3 So I just tell them my back's hurting. They'll just give me like 30 Vicodins. 18:56 Speaker 2 Dude if it's as bad as mine was, yes they well they wouldn't give you probably 30, they'd give you like 5. 19:01 Speaker 3 Come back in five days. Bye. A Vicodin is gone, but it's still fucking hurting Doc It's bad. 19:06 Speaker 2 So yeah, dude, yesterday I had to go get a freaking a shot. An allergy shot. 19:12 Speaker 3 What are you, what are you allergic to? I literally had, I had my honey bees today. I was sitting on the mower and they were just flying up to me. I was on those side of the house and it landed on my fingers and everything. I'm like, yes, my little nicotine addicts. 19:21 Speaker 2 Continue to breed. They didn't sting you. 19:25 Speaker 3 No, they like me. They're they're chill. They. 19:28 Speaker 2 Like me, they do not like bees. 19:29 Speaker 3 They, they only, no, they're all females, all the, all the workers are, but these were, these were forgers. I think they might have been they might have been females that were just checking out the surrounding area. 19:41 Speaker 2 What does that have any do with them stinging you? Oh, I. 19:44 Speaker 3 Thought you said they were gay bees. 19:46 Speaker 2 What did I say that? 19:47 Speaker 3 Oh, I swear you said something about gay. It's like they're gay bees. 19:50 Speaker 2 I didn't say anything. 19:51 Speaker 3 About gay bees. I could swear I heard gay. 19:53 Speaker 2 Oh, I said. I hate bees. 19:55 Speaker 3 Oh. Oh, I thought you said gay bees. No, I. 19:58 Speaker 2 Hate bees? What? What Doesn't matter if they If I said gay bees, why would you say they're all females? 20:07 Speaker 3 Because they are all females. All the workers are. 20:10 Speaker 2 So what? Boy bees are gay and females can't be gay, no. 20:14 Speaker 3 But they wouldn't be gay with me if they're landing on me and like, you know, liking me. Yeah. Come on now, follow along. 20:19 Speaker 2 That was, that was deep. No. 20:19 Speaker 2 That was, that was deep. No. So, you know, dude, what got me, what got me to go to urgent care was, you know, remember when I got all those allergy tests and they were, they told me I'm allergic to bacon and I'm really allergic to almonds? Yeah. 20:31 Speaker 3 A handful of almonds will kill you. Like two or three of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 20:34 Speaker 2 Well, so they, they, they told me I'm allergic to cinnamon, right? But I've been eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch my entire life. I love Cinnamon Toast Crunch is my favorite cereal. There's nothing better, right? So we're at the we're at Publix and the kids wanted this new cereal called Fruity Pebbles Cinnamon. 20:52 So it's just cinnamon Fruity Pebbles. 20:54 Speaker 3 Sucks like fuck yeah, we're getting all of them and you ain't having chicken. Yeah, 1 box. That's it. 20:59 Speaker 2 So that's what happened. So I got it was buy 2 for the price of 1 or whatever. So I get I get 2 boxes. I come home and I'm all excited. I'm like dude, this is going to be great. Well, allegedly Cinnamon Toast Crunch ain't got no cinnamon in it because. 21:13 Speaker 3 Really. 21:13 Speaker 2 Can't, it can't. It's all sugar. Because when I eat sugar, I don't know what it is. I just know when I eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch, I don't almost die. OK, I I know that that doesn't happen when I eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch. When I eat this stuff, dude, I got halfway through a bowl of Cinnamon Fruity Pebbles and I start coughing and my, my throat starts swelling up and I'm going, this is how I go, dude. 21:35 Like, this is it, right? So, so Savannah and her friend wanted to go to Sky Zone and I'm going, I can't believe I forgot to tell you this yesterday, remember, we had our list. I had so much going on. So I'm sitting here and I'm going, you know, the whole time I'm trying, I'm drinking, pounding water. So finally I dropped the girls off at Sky Zone and I'm like, I'm going straight to urgent care 'cause I, I know I need a shot. 21:53 Like something, something bad's about to happen. And Savannah goes, are you OK? I said yeah. And she goes, well can you at least come in and sign the waiver before you leave? 22:00 Speaker 3 You're giving me the ick, Dad. All right, die after you sign the waiver so we can jump, please. All right, they have an ambulance here just riding that. 22:08 Speaker 2 That's exactly how it went down. And then I'm in there and I'm trying to sign it. I'm going to the freaking drinking fountain, the nasty one with all little kids licking it and sucking on the whole. And I'm like trying to get some water. Shut up. And I'm going, Oh my God, dude, I got to get out of here and it took forever. Finally I get out, I go to urgent care and I'm like, hey, man, I got a serious situation right now. 22:24 My throat feels like I'm going to die and and the lady's like, oh, no problem, we'll get you right back. So they take me back. Didn't even check anything doctor, like what are your what are your symptoms? And I told him I was like, dude, my throat, I ate cinnamon. I'm not allowed to have cinnamon. He's like, oh, no problem. Gives me a shot. 22:40 I'm out of there in 10 minutes. It was it was awesome. Cost me 50 bucks, but I thought I was going to die. So that's I don't have we got on that, but that's how we got on it. 22:49 Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah, No, we're talking about you're also having to go to the hospital the day before. And I said something about bees, and I thought you said gay bees. I was explaining how they're female. And you're like, why can't females be gay? And I'm like, well, I thought you were playing with me, but they're not. That was a misunderstanding. And then you about died eating cinnamon because you're not supposed to and you ate it. 23:05 Speaker 2 Yeah, so if anybody's allergic to cinnamon, don't eat that cereal because it's. 23:08 Speaker 3 Loaded but you can eat cinnamon toast crunch which is artificial cinnamon I guess so it's good for people like you are are you allergic to bees? Like if if one sting to you, do you like squaw up real bad? 23:19 Speaker 2 No man, I got stung one time like 30 times. 23:22 Speaker 3 What if it was? What if it was like a a honeybee farm that was like pollinating a bunch of cinnamon? 23:30 Speaker 2 Yeah, probably kill me. 23:31 Speaker 3 Yeah, that's what I thought. 23:31 Speaker 3 Yeah, that's what I thought. I said. You better be careful. 23:33 Speaker 2 You're going to, I'm going to see. Hey everybody, this is Brandon. This is day one of pollen or making cinnamon honey. 23:40 Speaker 3 I'm have a little bee carry with me if I need assassinate Chuck. Just release it any second he's going to find you and laying down and sting ya like. 23:47 Speaker 2 That's a cute bee, Brandon. Well, he's going to kill you. 23:50 Speaker 3 Not the gay cinnamon bees. Oh God, they're coming for me. 23:56 Navigating Europe: International Licenses and Manual Car Woes Speaking of, yeah, foreign shit, Jose texted us today about something I've never heard. So Chuck, you know, Chuck's going to his, he was supposed to be going to Dubai and they they're blowing that shit up. So now he's going to Germany and doing like a kind of Europe, Europe world tour and he's going to let his son see boobs on the beach for seven days straight, bringing his whole family fat occasion actually, which is, you know, still debatable of like if that's, is that a good family vacation or not. 24:23 But Jose texted me today or the group chat and asked Chuck said, Hey, are you getting an international driver's license? I think you need one over there. And I'm typing, I'm thinking, you know, I went in 29 or 2018 and I went to Germany. I drove over all over that bitch, you know, in a smart car manual. 24:42 It was absolutely terrible. But I was like, you know, I, I didn't have to get any kind of license. They didn't even ask if I had insurance or anything. It was like €150.00 for like 6 days, no questions asked. And I was like started thinking about it. I don't is, is our license like just represented everywhere? 24:59 Because if you have like a guy that comes from India, I mean we don't want him driving on our roads, right without a real license. I mean, you see what happens with the truckers and everything. It's I don't know if there's vice versa or if we have rules, but apparently there is an international driver's license. Did did you know anything about this? Yeah, so I'm getting one. 25:14 Speaker 2 Next week I have an appointment to go get it. But here's here's the situation. So every rental car place in Europe has different rules. Every one of them. So if you ever go to Europe and you want to rent a car, Enterprise is different than 6th, 6th is different than Budget, Avis, they're all different. 25:30 So like Enterprise won't let you drive. They have certain European countries that are blacklisted where you cannot go, for instance, Czech Republic, if you rent from Enterprise in say, Germany, you cannot go to Czech Republic because Czech Rep because Czech Republic has the highest rate of stolen vehicles in all of Europe. 25:47 So, so they want like there's certain countries that are just like, dude, they're like, you cannot go there, you know, whatever. So, and then there's also some of them like Enterprise and I think Budget and I think, I can't remember the other one, but they have you have to have an international driver's license to rent a car. 26:04 But then other ones like Sixt and whatever, they don't care. Usually it's the German brands, they don't care if you have an international. They just look at your driver's license and be like, you'll be good. 26:14 Speaker 3 Gutentag, right? 26:15 Speaker 2 So that's that's why I'm getting it, because when I booked it, all the prices were the same. But Megan wanted, I can't remember what it was. It's called a Korak. I don't know if I'm saying it right. KORAQ is the name of the car, but it's an SUV and it's a manual. 26:33 So we know we wanted that car. It was the right price, but I can't remember which one I went through. And I went, dude, I better just get it because I think it's $50. You go to your nearest AAA and then you just walk in, show them your driver's license and go, hey, I need an international driver's license. 26:49 And they print you one out in like 10 minutes, yeah. 26:53 Speaker 3 German fuck those idiots won't print anything. We're so good at faking shit it doesn't make. 26:58 Speaker 2 Any sense, I don't even know why I'm doing it, except for just a, because I don't want to get there. And then that day they're like, I'm sorry, Sir, you cannot drive in Manheim, you know, and you're like, what? So I just, I'm, I'd rather be safe than sorry. Make sure my kids name is right on his ticket, make sure I got an international driver's license. 27:16 And you got to make sure they allow unlimited mileage because like half of them I looked at, it was weird in the very small, small, small small print, it said no more than 1299 miles or kilometers or whatever. I'm like, whoa, I'd have been screwed because I think I'm driving more than that. 27:34 Yeah. And you? 27:34 Speaker 3 Gotta do that in a manual van. That's the shit I hate. Like why do we have manual cars still? Unless it's like old school style car I don't want to be driving. Literally I'm driving a manual smart car and the bitch topped out. We were like on the Autobahn going to like the Baltic Sea. We're just like, fuck it, we're just going to go up here. 27:50 I think I, I, I think there was a mile limit on ours and that's why I got charged extra because we went all the way up there and came back. But I'm like topping out of like 160 kilometers. Like dude, we're fucking moving. People are flying by us and that small car, you're going fast. I'm like, oh, just look it up. He's like, we're going 88 miles an hour, maybe bad in the future. 28:10 Although I can go faster in my 99-F-150 on a highway in America. What the fuck is happening here? So that part, maybe that's why I got a bad taste for European fucking manuals. But I just, but honestly, I mean, I guess like in Europe, you're just driving a lot of bat countries, so you're just in a high gear and you're just fucking rolling anyway. 28:28 I will be, yeah. 28:29 Speaker 2 I mean, I'll be in the in the, in the Alps, so I'm going to be doing it. I mean, I might not make it back because that's going to be brutal and I probably deemed to downshift a lot because I don't if those break, those breaks going to burn up baby, you're going to get in there. It's. 28:41 Speaker 3 Going to be like a semi setup. It's got like 18 high and low, so you got 36 gears. 28:48 Speaker 2 Remember dude, that happened to me in England when the freaking the reverse was you had to pull up on it to get it in reverse and nobody told me that. I've never even heard of that before. So I'm sitting there and I'm like in reverse and it would go forward and I'm like oh crap, in reverse it go forward. I finally got stuck where the I was like 3 inches from a car in front of me and I just sat there like blocking everybody in the parking lot going I don't know what to do. 29:09 I think it's broken. And then some lady came out and she's like can't to find the ready virus and I said no. She jumped in and showed me. I'm like oh that was easy. But she's like, I think if I wait. 29:18 Speaker 3 12 hours here. The earth should rotate around me and I'll be facing the other way and then I can go forward. I'd be good to go. That was scary, but. 29:26 Speaker 2 What? So wait, you, you say you're a car guy and you, you don't love manuals? Like you're not mad that they're doing away with manuals in the United States and they're making them impossible. That's what makes us men bro. 29:37 Why Modern Jeeps Are the Stanley Cups of Vehicles No, I think. 29:37 Speaker 3 Personally, it's people all right, so there's have you ever heard of A73-F-250 back in the day? It's a diesel engine. People are like, man, I love A7373's are so reliable and everything. Oh, like you're you. 29:50 Speaker 2 Know engine size, not the manual breakdown 7. 29:53 Speaker 3 A73 Powerstroke came in the Fords in like the 90s and early 2000. People like, man, I love that truck. It's so reliable. It looks good and everything. But yeah, but it's got like 205 horsepower and there's like no amenities at all. Like I'm in 2026. I want a comfy seat to where I'm not sitting in it. 30:09 I'm immediately sticking to it and sweating my balls off. 30:09 I'm immediately sticking to it and sweating my balls off. All right? And they still will break down. That's my equivalent to manual cars. Yeah, they're cool, but there's no need for them. There's there's no benefit of a manual over an automatic. There's nothing. You can't outrun it, you know, you can't shift better than the computer can. 30:28 Now I do like it for like maybe a fun fuck around vehicle like, Oh yeah, manual, but I don't want to be driving down the road every morning shifting manual. I I got, you know, drinks to drink and I got to play on my phone and I got to find my vape and I got to hit that and it's just a pain in the ass with a manual. 30:43 I just don't I don't like doing it every day. But if I had like a sports car like my dad's, he's got a the Fox Body Mustang, Mustang at 89. I drove a couple times. I like that. That's fun, That's cool, but not every day. Fuck that. But I mean, it's the gas. 30:58 Speaker 2 Savings. Like you can save a lot of gas with a manual if you do it correctly. No one is. 31:03 Speaker 3 Saving gas because they're fucking shifting like they're in Fast and Furious. OK, well. 31:07 Speaker 2 That's different. I'm talking about being able to slap that baby in neutral and see how far you can make it. You know what I mean? And that's, I mean, you can do that. That's one of the reasons I like it. But the other reason is, I think, and I don't know if it's just because the generation that I came from, you know, my dad at a very young age was like, hey, the first thing you need to learn how to drive is a manual. 31:24 Because one day you might be in a situation where you got to go somewhere and there's an emergency and the only thing available to you is a manual. And so I learned how to drive it. And then I told my wife, I said, hey, the first cars our kids will ever drive are going to be manuals. 31:40 You know how hard it is to find a manual in the United States? Like, I've been looking at different cars. Now granted you can get a Jeep, get a box body. 31:49 Speaker 3 That's. 31:49 Speaker 2 What that is? What's an 89 fox buddy? A Mustang? It's. 31:51 Speaker 3 One of the most popular Mustangs. 5-O fast. I'm not getting my kid a. 31:55 Speaker 2 Fuck dude I'm not I want I love my children. I'm not going to give them a 5 O is their first car but I do but I and I don't want them to drive Jeeps because yay see? 32:04 Speaker 3 I didn't want to say it. 32:05 Speaker 2 Because I know we got listeners that Dr. Jeeps, but if you drive a Jeep Wrangler, everybody that doesn't drive one, it makes fun of you. I think we need to tell people the truth. Well, the problem. 32:15 Speaker 3 Is y'all were already on the fucking hot seat as Jeep people that just had your standard Jeeps and you just drove them around. You didn't even do any cool Jeep stuff. And then y'all wanted to go with the fucking ducks, which is the second gayest thing ever. Why would y'all bring more attention to yourself with the ducks? I don't understand the duck situation at all. 32:32 I see him in the windshield when I'm looking up behind me and I count how many ducks. I'm like all right, that dude is 25 times gayer than me. 32:40 Speaker 2 OK, OK, OK, OK. What are the what is the worst Jeep bumper sticker or thing that they put on the back that drives you crazy? What is the worst one you've ever seen? 32:50 Speaker 3 Not all who wander are lost. 32:53 Speaker 2 I fucking. 32:54 Speaker 3 Hate that dude. Are you fucking kidding me? You're on bulls, bro. In front of me in bumper to bumper traffic. You know where the fuck you are. All right. OK, OK. 33:04 Speaker 2 My favorite is, if you can read this, flip me over, Yeah. 33:11 Speaker 3 So I hate that shit. It's it's so dumb. Or or it's a Jeep. 33:14 Speaker 2 Thing you wouldn't understand like and I don't understand. 33:18 Speaker 3 Why people put their Dicks in other dudes Assholes either but. 33:24 Speaker 2 OK, OK Oh, you're going to be pissed. 33:26 Speaker 3 Off now. I don't even know how we got to. Oh, we're talking about manuals. No, they're just. They're just. 33:31 Speaker 2 They just look and and then now what I've seen, and I'm not trying to, I don't want to discredit anybody that has. I don't, I don't want to make you feel bad about yourself. Like I really don't because I had a Jeep back in 97 and I had another Jeep in 99. And then I started seeing other people that were getting them. 33:47 And I realized very quickly it was like having a Fiero in the 80s, right? It was cool for a minute and then everybody started getting them and you're going, this is a bad look. So I didn't get one again the the only Jeep. 33:59 Speaker 3 That I am OK or cool with is a older style, early 2000s or 90s or 80s, two door, all metal lifted on like 30 fives or 30 sevens. Yeah, you're going to be. My buddy had one. He had a lot of Jeeps. He had one. He would drive from here to Milledgeville. 34:14 It would top out at I think 53 miles an hour. 34:20 Speaker 2 And the, and the, the speedometer would say you're going, you know, 87 because it's not calibrated with the size of the wheels. So the cops will pull you over. They're like, sure, you have idea how you're how fast you're going. You're like 84. They're like you're going 40 twos. But I just, I think the big you do you see, you see 2 the the the accessories like the pink door hinges and the pink fenders and it's become more of a Barbie thing. 34:46 You know what I mean? The the thing with me. 34:48 Speaker 3 Is like they you know, people often bitch at truck people for not using their truck like oh you're not going off road and like this thing is for looking good transporting and towing. I'm not bashing it on a dirt Rd. Jeeps that what Jeeps are for. Jeeps are meant to bash off road, go in ditches, climb hills, flip it, flip it back over, crank it up, drive off. 35:07 You know it's no no, but they turned into something crazy. And then a Jeep truck. That'll make no sense to me because you can't tow anything with it. I mean, you know, dude, you know what they are. 35:15 Speaker 2 They're, they're freaking Stanley Cups. They're Stanley Cups. That's, that's exactly what a Jeep is. It's a Stanley Cup on wheels like back in the 80s and 90s. They were made to be durable. The man, the man's man's ride. And they're cool and they're, they're affordable and they did exactly what they're supposed to do. And then all of a sudden some freaking person that was in charge of Jeep was like, you know, it'd be really cool as if we never like took them off road again. 35:39 We made them three times as much as they're supposed to be and we only sell them to gay guys and women, right. And then they started they started making this like whole like campaign. And then Stanley is who else is on it now? I don't need I can't buy a Stanley Cup anymore. 35:54 It's crazy. You're gay. You're buying it for your. 35:56 Speaker 3 Wife or daughter or something and they're overpriced. 35:58 Speaker 2 I mean, my dad has Stanley Cups at his house and I'm going, my daughters are going, hey, hey, Papa, can I have that Stanley thermos? My dad's like what? Like my dad used that thing for 20 years on a construction site. It's all crap, honey. 36:13 Speaker 3 You have it but one time in 1973 or one toilet and I had a shit in it. OK. 36:20 Speaker 2 Probably that's what they were for. I mean, they were just, you know, that's I just, I don't know what's wrong with the world, man. That's a good way to look at Jeeps. 36:27 Speaker 3 They were, they used to be affordable off road toys that your, your redneck buddy would drive every day to school. Also, oh man, driving a toy now they're like commuter vehicles that get terrible gas mileage. They're underpowered and they just, they have terrible problems. They got death wobble like a motherfucker. 36:42 You know, you go over if you get the motherfucker past 70, it's wobbling like a sum bitch. But I just don't understand them. I feel like you'd you'd be better off. You have to spend him really the same amount of money and just get a go ahead and get a truck or just get like a sports car or just like a SU regular SUV car. I don't understand it anything. 36:59 Speaker 2 Anything except for that, it's just there and I'm and again, man, I feel bad because I know we have listeners that are driving a Jeep right now and they're really, really mad at us. But we're just telling you what people talk about behind your back. That doesn't brother-in-law. 37:10 Speaker 3 Drive a Jeep like that? I don't know. 37:13 Speaker 2 Oh, he. 37:13 Speaker 3 Does yes, 'cause he, I remember, I remember I went over there, I parked my truck one day and he had the, the color coordinated bolts or something. I don't know. I don't. 37:21 Speaker 2 Know anything about it and it was painted and everything. 37:23 Speaker 3 And I asked Chuck, it was the hinges or something. They got paint matched. And I asked Chuck, I was like, Ryan fucking paint matches Jeep or something. He's like, oh, his wife got him that for a birthday present. Like, Oh my God, I just know that. 37:35 Speaker 2 I made fun of him and I got told I'm a hater. But I mean, that's, I guess that's it. I just, I don't know, whatever. I like Ryan. 37:43 Speaker 3 But he's definitely the guy that would drive a Jeep 100%. But now I'll give it, I'll say this. I have a buddy that or not really a buddy, a guy I know that does social media also. And he's got a shit ton of money. But he also happens to work at Delta like under my dad. And he wrecked his Lambo a little while ago, but he's getting something else. 38:02 But in the meantime, he got a brand new Jeep. And I will tell you, that man is using it how it's supposed to be. Brand new fucking Jeep. I saw on a story a week later, he's taking it through a fucking Creek. The whole thing is submerged up to the hood and everything. I'm like, all right, yeah, man, you're fucking crazy. But that is how a Jeep is supposed to be used. 38:18 You got to sink that bitch at least once. Yeah. And when he takes it? 38:21 Speaker 2 To the Jeep dealership and he goes, hey, something's wrong with it. And they go, what happened to it? He goes. I took it to a lake. They're going to go. Wait. You did what? Why would you Why would you ever do that with a Jeep? Sir, this is a luxury vehicle. Yeah. I I. 38:33 Speaker 3 I drove it through a a stream, you know, on my property. But did it touch the wheels? But yeah, but the wheels are not waterproof, Sir. All right, now the wheels as soon as that. 38:41 Speaker 2 Seal. 38:41 Speaker 3 38:41 Speaker 3 Hits water, whole thing falls apart. Everything's fucked son. So. But if you want some. 38:46 Speaker 2 If you want a pretty side view mirror that matches your rims and the brackets for the doors, we have you. OK, we have you. You know what? That's one car that works be like it's going to look. 38:57 Speaker 3 Great. Sitting in your driveway, OK or at the office or in traffic, you know, anywhere but off road is going to look awesome. 39:04 Manual Cars for Kids and Podcast-Branded Vehicle Ideas I don't know how we've never talked about. 39:05 Speaker 2 This before I hate Jeeves. Yeah, almost as bad a. 39:08 Speaker 3 Cyclist you know, I don't even have that as a news story, but I saw someone in Heard County ran over 2 of them and I was I was happy for him. You know he's in jail now, but but glad he's standing up, you know. But no, we got on the Jeep hate somehow because of You want your kids to drive manual cars. Yes, manual cars. 39:24 Speaker 2 Are the if anybody's listening, I, I highly recommend it. I, I, I think you need to keep, keep driving them because one day I had this weird feeling, you know, an EMP hits what's going to work. Brandon fucking. 39:37 Speaker 3 Nothing. No cars. 39:39 Speaker 2 With all but all that technology, and a lot of them are what? 39:43 Speaker 3 Mechanical manuals. 39:46 Speaker 2 Manuals. Yeah, I mean you. 39:48 Speaker 3 Still need a battery to start it and you need a starter and they still have. Unless you get something pre like 8089, you're starting to have electronics in it. So you got to get something old and you got to buy three of them. Are you fucking kidding me? Are you just going to buy one and let your oldest drive it until done? 40:06 I thought you meant for an. 40:07 Speaker 2 EMP I thought you're going you're you're getting 3 for an EMP. I'm like, bro, I'm not we're not going different directions. Like if my family has to like bug out, I'm not going to be like Art Carter, you head W Sydney, you head north Savannah, you head South. Me and mom are going to wait right here. Like what? 40:22 No, no, I'm going to get one and it's going to have to be a cheap car because obviously it's a manual and it's going to be, you know, a Honda Civic like a 2002 or something. Eric can get my. 40:34 Speaker 3 AV6 Fox body or A4 cylinder that's beat the hell you can find them cheap for for sure, like 4 grand, 3 grand. They run and drive, but they're beat up, you know? But that's what the kid needs, you know, got to got to humble him. But yeah, you got a piece of shit. Look what I drive, yeah? 40:47 Speaker 2 Exactly. And I honestly, you know what they're going to do, they're going to hit stuff. I mean, Savannah gets her permit in a year. So I mean that's she's she's going to hit things a lot the. 41:00 Speaker 3 The Exeter family, deaf Augustus family, they had, they did the same thing. They had like a station wagon that they had. It used to be a flower wagon that they would, they would transfer flower things. They they owned a florist. His grandparents did. They did really well. They actually got that car because they were they were driving down I-85 coming back from Atlanta picking up flowers or like a trade show and they got taken out by like an 18 Wheeler and the whole fucking. 41:23 Speaker 2 Van. 41:24 Speaker 3 'S rolling down the highway and flowers are flying everywhere. But his grandparents survived and walked out of that. And a black guy pulled him out of the wreckage. And she I said, grandma gave the black guy a kiss. And she's like, oh, you're the first black man I ever kissed. 41:42 What? 41:43 Speaker 2 Yeah. 41:44 Speaker 3 But he but no, anyway, they they got that car afterwards to transport flowers. So then, then it just got passed down through all the kids except for August. They didn't give him the car. He got skipped over. He had to buy his own truck. But and it's still driving today. But all the kids had the same car. And now it's not a manual and but it's covered with fucking stickers. 42:00 I'll tell you that. Yeah, I need a manual. 42:02 Speaker 2 So, hey, you know what? If any listener has a manual they want to sell me, I I don't care what it looks like. It's going to be Savannah's first car. It can be the ugliest, most atrocious thing in the world. I I'm down with that. You know, that way boys aren't going like Savannah can give me a ride. You know, nobody's gonna want to ride with her. I'll make. I'll make. 42:16 Speaker 3 You and Savannah a deal. If I find a car for a good rate, I'll buy it, but I got to wrap it. I got to wrap it Daily Dose Show and she's got to drive it like that. Yeah, You know what? You. 42:24 Speaker 2 Could do is you could wrap that one in Americans for incest.com and then she has to drive it to school. You know, that would be great. She would she would love that. She would love that when everyone's like, what's that about? She's like, my God's an idiot. He put that on there just that's a brilliant idea. 42:39 Speaker 3 Though is we find listeners that have kids that need cars and we just buy them a car, whatever car they want. Obviously it can't be too pricey, but then we just wrap it here's your high school car just can't take the wrap off and then we infiltrate the schools. Yeah, that's. 42:53 Speaker 2 42:53 Speaker 2 Really weird because they're all under 18 yeah, that's OK They. 42:56 Speaker 3 They still listen to bad shit. I was listening to rap and murder lyrics and terrible movies. And that's the thing you forget, you know, as you get older, I still try to hold on to it, but I remember I was just as bad in high school probably as I am now. Actually, I'm less bad than I was in high school because I realized how the world works. 43:12 But it's fucking rough in high school. But I think they they would love the content for sure. So. And a kid gets a free car out of it. 43:19 Speaker 2 I guess we'll tone down. 43:21 Speaker 3 We'll tone down maybe on their car, the Taliban imagery, because the schools, you know, schools are weird about that shit. Nowadays. You can't take a joke. 43:30 Speaker 2 You're going to put the one with Crazy Mark in the back with the Acme bomb? Like who's that? 43:36 Speaker 3 Guy but I don't know, but he's on my car and I got it for free, yeah. 43:38 Speaker 2 Exactly. Hey, what's what's up with your car, Mike? I don't know. My mom made a deal with some podcasters and this is my car. Like, that would actually kind of be kind of cool. I like it. Yeah. And there's a lot of. 43:48 Speaker 3 43:48 Speaker 3 People that need cars, you know, and it's like fuck it, we'll buy the car or we'll get a sponsor, pay for them. I'm sure pink Painters would love to buy us a car to wrap and give it to somebody or their rural law firm or anyone else that's a potential sponsor that wants to listen. If you want to be a sponsor, buy us a car and wrap it and we'll give it away on a show and Brandon will put. 44:06 Speaker 2 Insurance on it through GEICO, yeah, that's that's. 44:09 Speaker 3 Trouble. 44:12 Bus Insurance, Event Prep, and Listener Engagement I called it a guy today. He never answered me. So I guess I'm going with GEICO tomorrow for $18122. I'm telling you right now, that's a. 44:17 Speaker 2 Really bad rate you need to you need to call around to some of the lesser known insurance people. 44:24 Speaker 3 $151.00 a month's not bad though, right? I mean, it's not. 44:28 Speaker 2 Terrible, but I mean you can get it cheaper like I'm telling you. Have you called the General? 44:33 Speaker 3 No, I looked up commercial auto and they did not pop up. 44:36 Speaker 2 Oh, it's got to be commercial. It's just so fucking heavy. I would call around I I would. I would just start calling to run out of time. 44:45 Speaker 3 Because I got to get the insurance and then I got to get tires and we're like a week away, 10 days from the event. So I got to get it now and I got to drive it up there. And I hope to God August can fix the pipe before then so I'm not driving all the way up to the new realm. Bruin with the door open, loud as fuck. 45:01 Just shut the door. 45:02 Speaker 2 I'm going to die. 45:03 Speaker 3 It would be. 45:04 Speaker 2 Awesome dude. If no, I'm saying if we're at the event and Brandon's just rolling down 85 at 8 mph because his foot just happened to be still touching the gas and he's dead in the driver's seat, that's awesome story, man. 45:20 It's awesome. That thing's got a heavy. 45:21 Speaker 3 Pedal though, you really got a floor to get shit going, but we appreciate you listening if you are you're on I heart rate ipodcast or Spotify. Be sure to lose a five star review and a follow up helps out a good bit. It really does and we see y'all doing it all the time. So thank you. You're doing a little more now since we told you about the giveaway PS-5 at 1000 followers. 45:41 It's going to be awesome. We'll give that away or 1000 reviews. Sorry, on the Spotify page. I was saying about a guy that told me he started listening from social media. I'm going to tell you that here in a minute. But we also got the Patreon down below. He's ever paid advertising for the show and for damn, that's scary. Hookers, heroin, prostitutes, buses, marketing, bus, insurance, bus tires, bus tags, anything bus related. 46:01 Boy, we got the daily doseshow.com go over there, check it out. We also got the merch up there to Michael Germany. Great job putting together and he really appreciates it. When you buy something, he always lets us know he's like someone bought something. I love it. That's awesome. All right, good job, Michael. Thank you. So now you can keep making more videos for us because all that money goes with him, man, and all that money, we appreciate it. 46:21 Episode Break We also got the event coming up June 7th at New Realm. Bruin 12 to 5 PMI just got word that Bradley from Bradley's in a Cadillac may be in attendance. Brought to you by the Aurora Law Firm. If you do something stupid or you get in trouble, call the Aurora Law Firm. 46:38 I mean, even if it's a traffic ticket and you think you were in the right, just call a Mad Dog. Be like, hey, what do you think I should do about this? Just let it go ahead and build that relationship for him in case you do something even stupider. And that way he knows, oh, this is a doser. All right, These are good people, so we appreciate that that Big B will be out there. 46:54 Mad Dog will be in France fighting crime. Fuck the French, and it's going to be a battle of the band style out there. I talked to Swagger yesterday after they changed the date on their flyer. I noticed that the address was wrong, so I had to call him and Tim and he's like, oh, I guess I'm over 2 on this. 47:12 I'm like, yeah, it looks like a buddy we're just trying to dial and oh, thanks. It's going to be a good time though. A lot of drinks, beer, food, non alcoholic drinks. Everyone's going to get chucked a drink of beer with him. He's going to be hammered. He's going to be awesome. Going to get the, you know, pick one of the children to drive home. So that'll be fun, but it's going to be a good time. 47:28 Cannot wait. 47:29 Raising Money for Leukemia Research with Silent Auctions Chuck, you got to think that of that. Yeah, two things. 47:32 Speaker 2 We are going to be raising money for the West Foundation. I'm going to work with Sarah to see if we can get her on next week to come on again. Talk to me and Brandon about the West Foundation and how they are raising money for leukemia research. Me and Brandon are obviously going to ask the dumbest question she's ever heard, which makes it entertaining for the money we're going to raise. I've been in touch with a company. 47:49 They do silent auctions. So essentially what they do is they're going to bring in some awesome, awesome merchandise. You're going to have whatever we choose the theme to be. And there will be autographed Rolling Stones guitars. They'll be, you know, UGA helmets autographed by your favorite UGA players. 48:06 And then they'll be silently auctioned off. Half of the proceeds will be going to the West Foundation. I will tell you, it's not cheap. I'm, I'm going to be 100% honest with you, I'm actually looking in my background right now to see if any of the stuff that I got, I used to have a thing right here. It's up here now. It was the Rat Pack. It was autographed by the Rat Pack. 48:23 You know, Frank Sinatra and all those guys. I don't know, I'm looking Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis, Junior, Peter Lawford, and Joey Bishop. So I got that thing for $1200 at an event, but it was totally worth it. I also got an event or a signed Nirvana ticket stub from their first concert at the Cow Palace. 48:44 But that's the kind of stuff. So if you guys want, if you guys have an idea, I need to know now what theme I should go with. I have no problem going with sports. I think that's pretty fair. And then they have all the sports memorabilia out there. We can raise money for that or musicians, whatever. Just shoot me kind of some ideas, put them on social media. 49:00 That way I can let him know. And so that money's going to West Foundation. The other thing, we're going to have stuff to raffle off. I'll be honest, Brandon, correct me. I, I think if we're doing the silent auction thing to raise money, we should just like raffle stuff off for fun. Like all the listeners get like free raffle tickets and the premium Dosers will give you guys like 10 raffle tickets and then everybody else will just get one. 49:24 Is that fair? I think that's kind of cool. Or maybe even get the premium dosers 20 because they're awesome 20. 49:30 Speaker 3 7 million tickets for you, premium dosers, and by premium dosers, we mean Patreon members. You go over to the Patreon and sign up down below and you'll get your name down here at the bottom. Micro Jeremy did a good job putting that together for us. I want it to be so fucked. 49:45 We have so many that we're like Micro Jeremy's like, where do we put them? Where do we put them? Just put them all over us, put them over our face and everything, but the whole screen's just going to be fucking premium doser, so we appreciate it. Cannot wait. 49:55 Unfiltered Podcast Talk and Chuck's Marriage History Speaking of premium dosers and people leaving us a five star review, I had a guy hit me up the day. You know, I usually have about 6 or 7 or 8 of y'all a day hit me up with screenshots for the five star view and usually I say appreciate it man, thank you. And I don't really know if you listen to the show or not and you're just like from social media, you just want extra entries. 50:14 But this guy he said he sent me the thing I said nice appreciate it and he sent me a nice nice message. He said thanks brother. I just started listening a few weeks ago but catching up quick. Started with your aunt and B videos now listen to you and Chuck almost everyday. 50:30 If you ever need any advice or help on your tobacco farming or anything else. I'm pretty knowledgeable about a lot and I feel like we would all get along pretty well. I told him I said yeah that's awesome. I always try to tell people on the vids that this isn't a regular podcast. Tobacco plants, exploding growth. 50:46 I think all the rain is almost out of here. I need to plant the rest said yeah, you guys are great. There's a lot of times I wish I could get in on the conversation lol. I live up in eastern Iowa. It just stopped raining a week or two ago. Yadda yadda about watermelon, Peppers and tomatoes. But I told them to leave voicemail if you ever have a question. 51:01 So if you ever have a question or you want to add something, leave us a voicemail. 404-890-0005. But that's also a good testament and an explanation on how you need to tell people that you know. But listen to the show. This is not like a regular podcast. This ain't no fucking PG bullshit controlled by some kind of corporate radio fag, you know? 51:19 Just gotta get all my Oh my. 51:21 Speaker 2 God, yeah, get it all out there. So I. 51:23 Speaker 3 Just I just thought I'd include that. Is that some up? Pretty much who we are, Charles, No. 51:27 Speaker 2 No, not at all. That sums up exactly who you are. And I don't care. I'll wear it. I'll wear the I'll wear the crown of being the one that doesn't do profane things and hurt people's feelings and say hurtful things about everybody. Some people would need their. 51:42 Speaker 3 Feelings hurt to wake up and realize that the world was not there. OK, you know that more than anybody. 51:48 Speaker 2 You. 51:48 Speaker 3 Got 2 wives? All right, you woke up. You're like, OK, the white one didn't work and the age 1 didn't work. Let me go back to white. Yeah, I got to. 51:56 Speaker 2 No, one day I got to have that conversation with my kids. I don't even know what the right time is. Crazy. 52:00 Speaker 3 I know dude. 52:01 Speaker 2 I can't believe they haven't asked yet. I would have asked a long time ago. Ask what like. 52:05 Speaker 3 Is this my real mom? No. 52:07 Speaker 2 Like, hey, hey daddy, have you ever? Oh hold on, put your penis in another. 52:12 Speaker 3 Woman. Yeah, you know what I mean. 52:13 Speaker 2 Like I, I, I, I don't, I think I, I think I asked that not that way, but I think it at a very young age, I, I looked at my mom or my dad and was like, have you ever kissed another man or have you ever kissed another girl? You know what I mean? Like I've had those, I had those questions and nothing, nothing even remotely to that. 52:32 Speaker 3 You should next time you see something on the TV and there's like two women and a guy, like it's not a porn, but it's like an ad for like a family or something like a a polygamist wedding. OK, what kind of ad? 52:43 Speaker 2 Is that going to be some kind of I? 52:45 Speaker 3 Don't know weird Dick pill but having too much sex with this your wife. Look kids that was almost us but I had two wives for your mom. Love you night. 52:57 Speaker 2 I actually, I actually asked Megan one time. I said when do you think I should have that conversation? And she's like, never, you know, freaking awkward. That's going to be when one of my kids is getting married, you know? And she's like, you know, or whoever, maybe Carter, you know, And they're like, hey, dad, what made you know that mom was the only woman you ever wanted to marry? 53:17 You know I fucked up. 53:18 Speaker 3 Twice. 53:20 Speaker 2 As they're getting ready to walk down the aisle, You know, like I want to. I want to be just like you dad and only get married once. You need to tell him before. 53:28 Speaker 3 That but well son, good luck everyone day, but more than likely this ain't the one That's just not how you know shit runs around here with us Mutford men. You know sometimes we fuck up so good luck. But when I when I. 53:39 Speaker 2 Told my dad I was getting divorced when I was, you know what, I don't know, 19 or whatever. When it was all over, it was all done. And he takes me to big boy and I'll never forget. We're sitting there and when I'm like, just, you know, I'm pouring my heart out, dude. I'm being deep. And I'm just like, oh, dad, I don't know. 53:55 I don't know if I'm ever going to find another one, you know? Like, I really thought that was it. You know, I really thought at the ripe old age of 19, I found the one, you know, And my dad, my dad looks at me and he's like, I could have told you at the very beginning that was never going to last. I'm like, what? You didn't say anything. 54:11 He's like, I wasn't my place. I was like, well, technically it kind of was. I mean, you were my father. 54:15 Speaker 3 Please tell me what I'm fucking up. No, it's just better you just fucking stick your nose in the Ant pile and figure out and breathe. I. 54:23 Speaker 2 Did twice all. 54:25 Firehouse Subs Tipping Drama and the State of Service Right, we'll go and get into what the Chuck. 54:30 Speaker 2 What the Chuck? 54:32 Speaker 3 Yeah, you want to Chuck me? Chuck you real hard. Chuck me, Chuck me. Chuck me. Chuck me. I'm full of Chuck. Oh, Chuck, Chuck it real good. What the? 54:43 Speaker 2 Chuck, DJ and Vision. 54:46 Speaker 3 All right. 54:46 Speaker 2 Dude, if you guys, if you guys saw what I put up on social media yesterday, I'm I'm I'm even more confused, OK, because what happened to me at freaking Firehouse, I've never had that happen before. And this is what is starting to make me mad. Did you, did you, did you see what happened? 55:02 I put it up something. 55:03 Speaker 3 About which I I completely forgot fire Firehouse Subs existed till your till your post and it was pretty much essentially you bought your sandwich. They wanted you to round up to help sick kids or someone dying or firefighters trapped in a house. Like if we raise $10, we can get them out of this burning building that's actively burning. 55:21 But yes. And then after that they asked you for a tip as well, Yes. 55:26 Speaker 2 So look, we've all gone to Kroger, we've all gone to Publix and it, it never fails, you know how or Halloween, Christmas, whatever. And and you go to check out and the lady goes, would you like to round up to the nearest dollar to save children in orphanage? And you're like, I guess you know, and are they? 55:44 Well, then you feel then you, you feel bad because you actually look you, you look and see, because they say round up to the nearest dollar. And I've, I've been up to like my, my total's been two O 197. And I'm like, oh absolutely, you know, why would I not, you know, And then the next time I go in it's like 1/12/26 and I go 74 is going to break the. 56:07 Speaker 3 Bank on me and it won't pass so. 56:09 Speaker 2 It's already a decision that you have to make. But when I went to Firehouse today, this is the first time this has ever happened to me ever. So when my total came in at 13 O1 and she looked at me and and she was just, you know, hey, would you like to round up the nearest dollar to provide life saving equipment for first responders? 56:30 Speaker 3 Yeah, you know, and I'm. 56:32 Speaker 2 Like, yeah, I guess I'm already I'm kind of like, lady, you're putting me on the spot here. You know, there's there's a there's seven firemen sitting behind me eating as she asked me. And you can almost see them stop eating while they asked me the question. And I'm like, yes. And then I looked over like, you know, got your brother. 56:51 Speaker 3 Yeah. 56:51 Speaker 2 And then she turns it around and she's like, all right, just go ahead and add your tip and we'll be good to go. I'm going and these tips were already pretty made. This was like. 57:02 Speaker 3 30% yeah, Atlanta people, they be getting crazy with the fucking tips and shit, man. It's wild, but crazy. Yeah, I don't tip. I think the consensus I saw on that was pretty much if they're not coming to your table and serving you and picking up your shit or talking to you, you don't deserve a tip because what I'm paying for is a sandwich. 57:22 You know, like it doesn't matter that I'm watching you and we're making the sandwich together. You know, I'm telling we're pretty much doing it together. You know, I, I could honestly go back there, make it myself if y'all trusted me. I don't need, I really don't need you to make it. I see where all the ingredients are and it's it's very kindergarten esque level and it's color-coded and you see where everything is. 57:39 So your job's not that hard and you're getting paid a normal wage, not a waitress waitressing wage or a waiter wage. So I, I would not tip. It just doesn't make sense to me. And well, actually you finished that. We'll go into actual tipping on like restaurant. So she told me. 57:53 Speaker 2 Immediately she goes, she when she said it, I said sorry, I only tipped once, right? And I didn't say it like mean I I said it like that. I was just like, sorry, I only tipped once. Yeah, right. So and she, she goes, OK, and she turns it around and dude, her everything changes, right? 58:14 So she goes name for your order. And I'm like Chuck, right? She goes, OK, she puts it in and then I she's like, OK, they're going to make your food. And she just like started being kind of rude. So I was like, well, can I get my cup? And she goes, yeah, she grabbed the smallest cup, which I didn't want to argue it, but I know that that little freaking cup is not what came with that combo. 58:37 I know it. I. 58:38 Speaker 3 Gave you a water cup. It was this big dude. 58:40 Speaker 2 It was that big. It was the small and I'm like you stupid. So anyway, so she gives me the cup. I go sit down and I can hear her. There's nobody else. Like it's me the fireman, there's nobody else in line. So she walks over and she goes. I hear talking and she goes tip. Oh God, she's talking about me. 58:56 I I know she's talking about me. So when she said it, the guy making the sandwich, he looks over his shoulder like and looks at me and they start talking more and I'm going what are you serious right now? Like we're we're making And so now I'm freaked out because I'm going OK your sandwich instead of. 59:11 Speaker 3 Oil. Exactly so. 59:12 Speaker 2 I'm like, OK, I'm going to go watch this. So I walk over and I'm looking over this. It was a high rail too, really high rail. So I'm kind of looking over just like I think this is a fire. 59:20 Speaker 3 Hazard Yeah, come on. So I'm. 59:22 Speaker 2 Looking And then what really set me off was the very end. They give me my sandwich and I walk over and I realized on my tray there's no napkins. And I look and there's no napkins in the lobby area. And I'm going, OK, if you've ever had a Firehouse sub, it's like a Jersey Mike's. 59:39 You're getting it on your hands. It's it's coming out. There's no way to stop it. So I walked up and I said, hey, can I get some napkins? She gives me one napkin dude. And I said, can I have more than one? And she goes OK, and she gives me another one. 59:56 I'm like, what are we doing right now? So that's what made me mad. Yeah, I, I think. 1:00:02 Speaker 3 I I would have tipped also but I think the the smart ass comment or the backhanded comment. What do you mean you would have tipped? 1:00:08 Speaker 2 I wouldn't have tipped, no I. 1:00:09 Speaker 3 Wouldn't I would not have tipped also, but I probably wouldn't have included the backhand smart ass comment. But I already paid for the firefighters to not die on a fire. What do you need money for sweetheart? You know, I would have said that that's that was not what I don't. 1:00:21 Speaker 2 Because what am I going to say? 1:00:21 Speaker 2 Because what am I going to say? What's the other way of saying it? No tip. 1:00:25 Speaker 3 OK. 1:00:27 Speaker 2 I feel like whenever you hit no tip it, it alerts everybody. You know, It's like he goes. 1:00:32 Speaker 3 He goes, you know. 1:00:34 Speaker 2 And they're they go, Oh, he hit no tip. You just you just got to let. 1:00:37 Speaker 3 Them know that their work is not worth exceptional pay. It's not it's I mean what you're putting sandwiches together? OK First off, was she a a younger girl with a weird hair color? Was she a fat bitch that was just like, naggy? She was. 1:00:51 Speaker 2 A younger girl that had a hair color that should not been available to her. I knew it. I fucking. 1:00:58 Speaker 3 Imagine it in my head right now, all right? Tell the person you're dealing with white girl or black girl it was. 1:01:04 Speaker 2 It was not. It was a minority black girl, OK? 1:01:09 Speaker 3 Attitude already right out the bat, out the boom with blonde hair. OK, yeah, we're dealing OK yeah, that that was a fucking psycho nightmare Yeah, I would have I would have said anything to that thing, man. Probably documenting all your words and probably gonna have some some brothers, some Cubs come kill you, they're gonna hit you up. 1:01:25 But I mean, they, they, they call right here and, you know, tip man, what the hell? But when it comes to tipping, yeah, no fast food. You're not getting tipped because I'm watching you. You're complaining the whole time you're whining, you're moping around, you're pulling nugs out the back that the cooks just made you know, probably 3045 minutes ago. 1:01:42 And he's a right. And then it give it to you. And it's just like there's, there's there's no concept of IQ at all in these restaurants. Like they don't know what IQ is. And that's the problem. Like you're not going to get rewarded for being retarded. At the end of the day, it's just not going to happen. 1:01:58 It's an entry. 1:01:59 Speaker 2 Level position, yes. And you, you can't reward bad. 1:02:02 Speaker 3 Stupid behavior for that shit. You just can't. It's like a dog in there. Like shit on the floor only once. You're like, oh, here's the trick, because you only shit on the floor once. Like, no, your fucking job's not the shit on the floor at all. And then you get a treat you're talking about. 1:02:14 Speaker 2 Without a treat. 1:02:15 Speaker 3 If they don't do their job, they think like a treat's deserved or a tip is deserved, no matter if they fuck it up or they make it oopsie, they're like, Oh well, I tried at least. But all right, well, try again because you're not getting a tip now, you're not saying they like. 1:02:27 Speaker 2 Really crapped on the floor they probably. 1:02:29 Speaker 3 Would the way you described her. 1:02:32 Speaker 2 But. 1:02:33 Speaker 3 Then you go to like a real restaurant. 1:02:35 Speaker 2 And you're not? 1:02:35 Speaker 3 Obligated to tip either, you know, just do your fucking job. Like if I see you, if my drink's empty and the restaurant's empty, really, I don't even care if the restaurant's empty. Like there should be enough staff that you have your certain amount of tables. My drink's empty and he ain't been buying a while. Tips going down if you're rude when you come up tips going down if you feel like you don't want to be there, all right, why? 1:02:54 Why do I want to pay you for not wanting to be here? Your tips going down It's just how it is. You're not obligated to a tip anywhere and especially not the the fast food's out of the question. But like a restaurant iffy depending on type and who you are. I think it should just be. 1:03:08 Speaker 2 Based on how good your service is dude, like let's just get to why we have tips anyway. And if I ask for sweet tea and you bring me that stupid Peach stuff, the Lipton stuff, I don't even know. Like you owe me money at that point because that make that is my biggest pet peeve that's going around right now. 1:03:23 This is an epidemic in America where I order sweet tea and for some reason they're all going to that Lipton Peach stuff and it's disgusting. Taco Bell, stop it. That's all I got. Well, it's also you. 1:03:34 Comparing Tipping Norms: Europe, Waffle House, and Hooters Know you always have the conversation like I'll see this on social media about tip culture and the Europeans are like, oh, we don't tip we just lose fucking wars and we need America then I'll say that part but they they say like you know we don't we pay our waiters right and you know how European waiters are they're fucking. 1:03:49 Speaker 2 Terrible. You're paying 20. 1:03:51 Speaker 3 Dollars for a small plate and a coke with no ice. And then you ask, can I you get 6 ounces of coke like you got at the fucking Firehouse Subs and you ask for a refill and it's fucking it's to be another 5 year old like what the fuck is wrong with you so and you don't get. 1:04:05 Speaker 2 Ice. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 1:04:07 Speaker 3 Nothing, nothing hot coke, nothing, no ice. And what the fuck? It's ridiculous. It's crazy. They're like, you mean you don't want to be alcoholic while in Europe all the time at 1:04:25 But no, it makes no sense. I don't understand. Tip and tip. The tip should be there though. I agree. Because you have those exceptional waiters that you're like, I love this dude so much or a waitress. And you're like, I'm about to give this dude a 50% tip. I'm going to give him 60 bucks on this because because he was like so attentive. 1:04:41 He was a nice guy, he had good personality, he cared about his job. Those are the people I'm fucking tipping. And I'll usually I'll tip them. Well dude, I tip 100. 1:04:49 Speaker 2 Percent at Waffle House usually because those a lot of those old smokers like they're really good waitresses. They're like, hey, what do I you need anything else? And you know, and you're like, yeah, I don't right now crazy Mark, but when I do, I'll let you know. And they're just on it, dude. And they're bringing you coffee and they're so freaking just like they're working. 1:05:07 But it's most of the time it's because they're, you know, 60 years old. They live in a single wide and this is their only source of income. So they realize I need to make a lot of money or I can't buy my Marlboros and Budweiser. And so they they job it all day. 1:05:23 And that's why like when I get my bill at Waffle House, I'm always 100% tipped. If my bill's $7.00, I'm giving you 14 because you did great and it and that's all it should be based on. It shouldn't be based on or expected at any restaurant. I understand Alicia made a comment about she was a waitress and she understands how they get paid like crap. 1:05:41 That's fine. But even though you get paid like crap, you still have to be a good waitress. You can't just, you know, say, well, it's deserved. It's not deserved, dude. They they don't. 1:05:49 Speaker 3 Get paid like crap. It's it's it's like the it's like the essential saying, like a car salesman gets paid terribly because they're not selling cars. OK, Yeah. You're going to get paid because you're not doing your job. Your job's to sell cars. Sell cars. Your job's a waitress. Sell me. Sell me on who you are. Hi. I'm Alicia. I'm the best waitress here. 1:06:04 And I've been here for, you know, 10 years. And we got a lot of crazy shit going on, but it's always a good time. What's your name? Oh, hey, little baby. Look at you. You know I'm going to get you a lollipop or a mint and you can play with that or I'm gonna get you a cookie and it's just, or if Brandon's, if Brandon's. 1:06:18 Speaker 2 Sitting in the booth, you obviously unbutton a button, yes? 1:06:21 Speaker 3 Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah. Play. Play to your, you know, play to who it is. Got to, you know, you got big tits. And I'm like, OK, all right, every button that comes off, you're getting another $10. Speaking of that, our local Hooters closed last Thursday and I did not, not not looking good for the the tits in the world. 1:06:42 We're going to girls with Dicks. That's good. That's for another conversation another time. We appreciate you listening though. 1:06:51 Episode Break We're heading to the Aurora Law Firm as you're listening to this. Damn, I keep fucking saying that. I think people are just going to start showing up and everything. No, because we're not going. 1:06:57 Speaker 2 To do it till tomorrow afternoon, yeah. And, and and we're not going to be there on Monday either. Yeah. 1:07:04 Speaker 3 And we're actually not even going to the royal law firm. We're doing it and Manny's secret apartment that he has where? 1:07:12 Speaker 2 We're going tell. 1:07:13 Speaker 3 You guys here, we'll get out of here. No, man, I'm excited. 1:07:16 Speaker 2 You guys have a great weekend. Make sure you guys do everything you're supposed to do and just know Manny's only going to be with us for Friday. Saturday he's wide open. So if you need to call Manny because you got into a car accident or you punched somebody or you got caught taking a Vicodin that wasn't prescribed to you, all right, Manny's got you. 1:07:34 Just give him a call. And I, I really hope that you guys don't do that, but that's all you got to do. Just call Manny. We're kicking the weekend. 1:07:39 Speaker 3 Off, man, and we're popping pills tomorrow. They're Aurora. 1:07:39 Speaker 3 Off, man, and we're popping pills tomorrow. They're Aurora. We'll see you later, bud.