Catching Kelce Reboot EP-309 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-05-26
https://open.spotify.com/episode/38fgfRPrROdRbGxY4uMGr7

This transcript was generated automatically. Its accuracy may vary. 0:00 Disclaimers, Greetings, and Memorial Day Reflections Before we get started, a quick reminder. The thoughts, opinions, wild takes, bad ideas, and occasional life advice you're about to hear belongs strictly to us. 0:16 They do not reflect the views of any sponsors, partners, advertisers, family members, employers, pastors, pool officers or anyone else. I'm trying to keep it clean. Reputation. 0:31 If something offends you, that sounds like a personal problem. Now buckle up and enjoy the show, Dozers. 0:40 Speaker 2 The thoughts and opinions expressed. 0:41 Speaker 1 On the show are for immediate purposes only. They are not a reflection of Chuck, Iron Fist or female Thrasher. Enjoy the show, dozers. 0:47 Speaker 3 I'll Rock You like an STP with a black hole sun. I ain't going down. We're going to have 1:01 Speaker 2 Hope everyone had a great Memorial Day. It was, it was very raining from what I remember, from what I could tell. But yeah, it's going to be a good week. Actually, I, I lied, I think it's supposed to rain the entire week as well. But the Pink painters brought to you by a Hatfield company. They are the sponsor of the show. 1:17 Get all your commercial painting and wall cover needs done. Give him a call. The Pink Painters will put that information on the screen. And he's a listener, a long time listener. So we appreciate you. Shepard Hatfield, Go over there. He does a great job. Great job. Anything you need done, you got office buildings, retail spaces, medical and industrial. 1:33 He's got you covered. My name's Branden Thrasher. It is the Daily Doe Show. Over there is Chuck Iron Fist. How you doing? 1:38 Speaker 3 Did you practice that or did you just do that off the cuff? 1:40 Speaker 2 That was off the cuff, yeah. 1:41 Speaker 3 That was really good. 1:43 Speaker 2 That's how I like to do them. I like to just off the cuff and then they'll get dialed in like the, you know, if you listen to it, John, I'll heart right up. You know, we're gonna try to get to that. That's the idea. That's the goal. But hopefully you had a good Memorial Day. I, I had a good one, except for I went and ate Wendy's and I found out I cannot eat Wendy's sober. 1:59 It's a terrible idea. And I've, I compiled a list of like restaurants I can't eat sober. And usually it was only Waffle House on there, but now Wendy's has been added as well. 2:07 Speaker 3 So why do I have an echo? 2:11 Speaker 2 Why do you have an echo? Oh, I have no idea. 2:11 Speaker 2 Why do you have an echo? Oh, I have no idea. I hear, I hear no echo. 2:14 Speaker 3 You don't hear it. 2:15 Speaker 2 You know what I think we lost power. My board reset everything. Tell me if you how about now? Do you hear an echo? How? 2:23 Speaker 3 About now. Do you hear an echo? No. We're good. We're good. Yeah. 2:26 Speaker 2 I had to turn my monitoring back on for for witch McCall it. 2:29 Sober Wendy's Regrets and Sydney Sweeney's Nudity All right, so before, before we get into everything that's happened over the last 24 hours, I got to know because you ate Wendy's. What, are you crapping your brains out or what happened? 2:38 Speaker 2 No, I'm throwing up. And I think the problem is problem is usually when I eat Wendy's, I got a lot of alcohol in me. So I think all the, I think the alcohol kills all the bullshit. But I, I didn't have any alcohol before I ate it today. My buddies, I'm going up to Wendy's to grab some lunch. You want to go? I'm like, yeah, you know, I don't have Wendy's in a while, Let me give them a shot. 2:53 You know, I don't have Wendy's sober in a while. Let me give it a shot. 2:53 You know, I don't have Wendy's sober in a while. Let me give it a shot. Gave it a shot. It was absolutely terrible. I had to throw it up. Few, few hours later my stomach's killing me. So I started drinking beer to try to counteract it and it seems to be helping. 3:04 Speaker 3 Well, you know, it's funny. So my Wendy's situation is when we we moved, we bought this house, we had nothing around us at all. And all of a sudden they're clearing land and you know, we're like, what, what's going on? This is going to be amazing. What's going on? Publix got built right down. 3:20 I mean, you know, you've been to my house. It's, it's almost walking distance, which was good. Well, they started building fast food restaurants and you can tell because of how they build them. And it's the same standard, whatever. And I'm going for the love of God, dude, please be a Taco Bell, right? That's all I cared about because I love Taco Bell. 3:38 Boom, I get a Taco Bell. Well, the second one's being built and I'm like, for the love of God, please be a McDonald's because I don't know why, but McDonald's Breakfast Mcgriddles. Oh God, it calls me right? Well, it was a Wendy's, right? 3:53 So anyway, they built a Wendy's and I'm like OK, I can deal with Wendy's. The line for Wendy's everyday is freaking ridiculous. So I never go there because of that. But I I'm glad that I don't go there now because obviously it causes you tummy issues. 4:09 Speaker 2 4:09 Speaker 2 Yeah, it's bad. Unless I'm drunk, and then I can, I can eat it. I can eat anything after I've been drinking for a while. But sober? Hell no, man. Like Waffle House cannot do it, I'll be throwing up in the parking lot. Taco Bell can't do it, I'll be throwing up in the parking lot. McDonald's sometimes I can, Chick-fil-A I can always. But those other restaurants, man, they just, they just fucking kill you. 4:27 It's not good. So it's bad. It's real bad. But also, wait, you said you did start watching Euphoria. Your wife won't let you. 4:35 Speaker 3 I saw the article today and that has sealed the deal that now Megan has blocked me from. Did you? Are you talking about what I think you're going to talk about? 4:45 Speaker 2 Full frontal nudity. Sidney Sweeney just riding cock like crazy in this episode. It was like, OK, you don't see any Dick, just a lot of tits bouncing and she's going wild. 4:53 Speaker 3 So allegedly it's amazing, but I wouldn't know because I got on Yahoo this so I, I, so I stopped getting my news from like Fox or CNN or whatever. Like I I now I go straight to Yahoo because Yahoo seems to be the most by, you know, is it bipartisan? 5:00 PM at New Realm Brewing. 5:00 PM at New Realm Brewing on the Beltline. Brought to you by the Aurora Law Firm. If you do something stupid or you get in trouble, call the Mad Dog, even if it's not something you're sure if he can handle or not 'cause I'll tell you right now I'm not 100% sure what all he can handle either. That's why I just ask him everything and then he'll point you in the right direction. 5:11 Bipartisan, I guess, yeah. Let's say that they they don't care. They just tell you the news. So first thing I see is, you know, Sydney Sweeney, you know, worries of her being typecast because of all the nudity she does. And then they and I obviously clicked on it because I'm like, OK, what are we talking about? 5:29 Right. And, and I'm having breakfast. Megan made biscuits and gravy. And I'm sitting there and I click on it and the headline is all about her being naked and how often she's naked. And it says Euphoria in it. And so Megan looks at this and she goes, wait, I saw I saw Euphoria in your watch history on Prime Video. 5:51 And and I was like, what? You know, that's weird, right? And she goes, are you watching that show? And I was like, no, I said Brandon talked about it one time and I tried it, but it's not for me, right? And I'm only on Season 1. That's not even the good 10. 6:06 Speaker 2 Yeah, she never got naked yet in that. 6:07 Speaker 3 One I I know so now. 6:11 Speaker 2 Even a half. 6:12 Speaker 3 So she's already now she's she went on to Prime Video. I don't know how she did this. She blocked me from like renting rated R movies. Like I can't even watch. I I've got like I she had a passcode because she's like, I know you're going to watch it when I'm not around. I was like, I wouldn't do this, but you want to watch it. 6:27 Speaker 2 My prom account on your phone that's. 6:29 Speaker 3 What's going to have to happen eventually? 6:30 Speaker 2 It's going to add it's got clueless someone else I can't remember. And then I'll just put not Chuck and that'll be Chuck's channel. But no, it was. I wouldn't pay attention a whole lot last night, but they had it on upstairs because I hadn't watched the the last one. So I was like, I'm not going to really pay attention. 6:46 But when Sydney's Sydney's just screaming at the top of her lungs naked, you watch, you don't question you. 6:50 Speaker 3 Watch Would you just run upstairs to watch it? 6:52 Speaker 2 No, I was sitting upstairs, but I was playing on my phone and I was like doing stuff on my computer. And then I'm like, what? What's going on up there? 6:57 Crazy Mark's Ponzi Scheme and Termite Troubles Dude I got an echo again. 6:59 Speaker 2 OK, well I don't know then because the buttons are all still the same. 7:01 Speaker 3 But it's definitely on your side. 7:04 Speaker 2 I don't think so. I mean it stopped after I I changed my thing I mean. 7:09 Speaker 3 If it sucks, it sucks because I, I know that you guys love good content and I heard a lot from crazy Mark today because he said his podcast is so good. It's the best thing that has ever hit the Internet. And I, I listened because I didn't know what Brandon was going to do with your editing. 7:26 So I went back today and I'm like, OK, I'm going to listen to it. And I listen to Dean and, and his wife's, you know, show. And you know, it's what it is. It's, it's, it's obviously a couple and they're doing their thing. And then all of a sudden crazy comes on and I don't get it. 7:42 But I will say there's a lot of Spotify comments that they people liked it. 7:46 Speaker 2 Yeah, they liked it. I I happen to see a lot of people with the last name of Nello commenting that as well. But there were some people that I recognize as well also. But there's a lot of new people out of coincidence. So I think what's that called in? It's one of those kind of schemes where you act like the value of your property is worth more. 8:04 So when you go to sell it, it's worth more. And then people get it and they realize, you know, it's, it's the Ponzi scheme. That's it. I. 8:12 Speaker 3 Have no idea what it's. 8:14 Speaker 2 A Ponzi scheme, you know, you, you, you act like your, your stock's better than it is. So when you go to sell, people are like, oh, I'm getting a great deal. And then they get it and they're like, what the hell? 8:22 Speaker 3 Is this so, Mark? So Mark's doing a Ponzi scheme on us. 8:25 Speaker 2 I think he's trying to do it on Spotify, like Spotify it and be like, damn this. They really love this episode. You're going to give, you know, they're probably going to reach out to him about a Spotify deal and everything. And then he said I'll do 1 episode every three weeks. That's it, $100 million. 8:38 Speaker 3 8:38 Speaker 3 So I I will tell you I spent a lot of time with crazy yesterday. 8:42 Speaker 2 And he came, we recorded before him and Justin came over because they were just there to hang out, I guess, and play with each other. 8:49 Speaker 3 Oh my God, dude. So yesterday crazy comes over to do this freaking job for my wife. It's not even, it's not even I, I don't even care, right. So he's cutting holes. We're all hanging out in the pool and it's just like like he's got his machines going and Justin's like he's like, he's like, dude, Chuck, you know what would be awesome is if we could just relax in peace, right? 9:12 Because he's like doing his thing. So anyway, Mark comes out and he goes, he's like, hey, I think, I think you might have termites. And I'm like what? Like I have termites and he pulls me in the freaking bedroom and he shows me and I'm like, I don't think that's termites. 9:28 He goes, it's definitely something I'm not going to fix the drywall because you need to have exterminator come out and fix it. And I'm like, OK, dude, he's. 9:38 Speaker 2 Probably got like a little jar of termites he just keeps on him When he sees drywall and he doesn't want to fix it. He just tosses them in there. Yeah, you're fine. I don't do drywall either. And you need you need someone to look at that. 9:47 Speaker 3 That's probably what happened. He planted them there so I would freaking have to get it fixed. So now I got an exterminator coming out tomorrow because Mark said my house is going to fall down. 9:56 Justin from Verified Home Services Joins as Manager So anyway. 9:56 Speaker 2 9:56 Speaker 2 What's hanging out? You fucking filled your yard full of rocks and concrete. Now they're like, where do we go? They're like, oh, look at that house that's got wood in it. So you kind of did that yourself, I guess. 10:04 Speaker 3 OK, don't even say that. Don't. I'm already worried now because I'm Mark's, I'm like, it looks like rabbit or it looks like mouse poop and he's like, it's not mouse poop, it's way too small. I'm like, what do you, what does termite poop look like? He's like, I don't know, but I think that's what it is. So anyway, we're doing our thing and we're all at the pool and Mark, you know, he's done working. 10:24 It took him, I'm going to go crazy. I'm going to say 5 hours, right? And so I said, hey man, you got your swimsuit, jump in the pool and hang out with us. So he didn't have a swimsuit. So I let him paro swimsuit, he comes out and he's hanging out now. I have Justin from Verified Home Services with me at this point, and you've hung out with Justin. 10:45 So you know Justin very well. 10:47 Speaker 2 Yeah, he's wild. 10:48 Speaker 3 Dude, so these two, these two, these it was, it was like magic, right? And I just sat there and watched them the whole time arguing like it's just, it was a nonstop argument for five hours. It was it was 1130 before Mark left and him and Justin are in the pool. 11:00 when they left last night. For five hours, Carter's out there freaking throwing her in the pool and they're catching frogs and they're like doing all this stuff and and I said I wasn't worth it and Carter's like, man, I should have charged 200. 11:04 So of course Mark Silvey, he's like, I'm the producer of the show. I'm the man right over. So I'm telling about the buses situation. I said, here's what we're going to do. I said, I got a band. We're going to hit the road in February and March of next year. And we are going to travel across America and we're going to do these pop up shows and we're going to do live shows with the the band and I'll book all the shows, but it's going to be two weeks. 11:28 And I said, you know, crazy. Are you in And of course I love you, Tara, don't take this the wrong way, but he was like, as long as I'm not on the same bus with Tara, right? And I'm like, OK, but, but we'll work all that out. That's exactly what's going to happen. So anyway, so we're, we're hanging out and I, I, I finally, I, I look at Justin and I said, I said, hey, man, like you're, you're the only business owner that's ever set us up with, you know, like meeting sponsors and try and you're promoting us. 11:58 I said, what, what do you think about just like doing this like full time, like you just get me and Branden sponsors and you can manage this thing. And he's like, dude, I don't know. And so anyway, him and Mark started arguing so much that I made the decision without even asking you. 12:00 to 12:14 So real quick, Brandon, to finish the story and talk about how it went last night. I would like to introduce the manager of the Daily Dose Show. We can't find him whatever, but we're not going to here he is. Justin from Verified Home Services. 12:29 Speaker 2 Hell, yeah. I imagine it went something like crazy Mars, like, oh, Justin can't do it. He's not going to be able to do it. I can't do it. And he just talks you into it. I'm glad. Look, that's we we employed him for that. So now Chuck already had you sign the dotted line and everything, right? 12:42 Speaker 4 Already done. Yes, Sir. Yesterday. Yeah, we're doing our thing. And yes, already done when we are already ready set to go. And it was really fun just playing with Marcus. Like he takes it so seriously. And I'm at this point I'm just fucking with him. 12:58 But he doesn't, he doesn't think, he doesn't think, he thinks it's like real. And I'm just I'm just fucking with him the whole time, you know, and he just just ball busting them and whatever. And him trying to get, you know it, you know, him trying to ask Chuck to pay $800.00 for, you know, the drywall and then then this and that and then comes back out and says something about the termites and then he won't do it. 13:20 And I'm like, just freaking do it and we'll talk about it Like, OK, your job is not worry about termites. And first of all, you're not a bug guy. First of all, OK, so you don't know what's going on, OK. Second of all, you just need to basically do the drywall. 13:35 Speaker 3 Do what you're paid for. Get the fuck out or. 13:36 Speaker 4 Or I mean, and hang out or do whatever you want to do, right? You know, I know that Mark's a big part of the show and stuff. He's like, you're wack pack with freaking Howard Stern, you know what I'm saying? So it's fucking awesome. 13:46 Speaker 2 Was there something in the deal of you being a manager that you now live at Chuck's house because you've been there for? 13:51 Speaker 4 Yeah, so no, I went home last night, but I forgot my phone. 13:51 Speaker 4 Yeah, so no, I went home last night, but I forgot my phone. So then my daughter was like, oh, she's like, we get to go back over to Savannah, Chuck's house, and we get to play in the pool. And I'm like, no, we're just going to pick up my phone. And then I get those freaking big old eyes and all that shit. And so I'm like, sucker. 14:08 And then end up staying talking bullshit when Chuck and Megan and all that stuff, you know? 14:13 Speaker 2 Well, fuck yeah. Well, we're excited about it. Get we got we got AHR guy and a manager and a producer follow one week. That's fucking awesome. We're rocking and rolling. 14:20 Speaker 4 I'm ready to go. Yes, Sir. And can't wait, can't wait to see you on Friday with Charlie Junior for painting plus and siding plus and also you being able and me being able to hang out with Manny. That'll be really, really cool for us to all. Yeah. 14:33 Speaker 2 We talked about that. 14:34 Speaker 4 Just please, please don't dress up like a Dubai character again, OK? Like a fucking chic. You don't It's it's it's not, but it's not going to be a nice place so you don't have to pretend to be some fucking chic or whatever you were last time. You really all right, man. 14:51 It's been really good talking to you. Love you brother, you. 14:53 Speaker 2 Too Love you too. Appreciate it, man. 14:55 Recounting Past Lawsuits and Branden's Role But all right, we got a lot going on here. Chuck's like foreshadowing too, because he saw a new manager and now he's got a Turning Point USA shirt on. Like, are you about to get shot or something? What's going? 15:04 Speaker 3 On dude No, that's this was a gift from Jose from E Pawn Superstore in Stockbridge. So if anybody needs Turning Point stuff, I guess Jose is the guy. When a Venezuelan dude sends you a Turning Point shirt, you wear it. OK, so whatever. 15:20 Speaker 2 Why I didn't you know, you can wear it all you want. I just thought now was like odd timing that you would wear that as we're announcing a manager like. 15:26 Speaker 3 No, dude, because I'm telling you right now, the my favorite, like he got, he got obliterated last night, obliterated. And him and Mark were arguing so loud in the pool that I looked at Megan and I said this is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life, right? Like this. 15:41 They were just like, you're stupid. No, you're stupid, right? And they're just like going back and forth. So anyway, today I wake up and I'm watching TV and all of a sudden the phone's ringing that I've never heard the ringtone of my life. And I go and I walk over and I look at it and I don't know who's calling it. 15:58 Nick something. And I, I, I go, Megan, I'm like Megan, whose phone is this? She goes, I think it's Justin's. And I was like, oh God, now he's going to come back. So dude. So they get here. First thing Justin does is walk in the door and he's like, hey, where's your vodka? 16:13 I don't want to give him a crazy mark. Sorry. He's like, he's like, yo, dog, where's your vodka? And I said, what? And so he's already hitting it. So that I told him. I said, hey, they're watching the game Outback, the Orioles and the Rays. And I said, I'm going to have you on the show. Like you need to come out and talk and whatever, but it's wild in here, man. 16:32 It's wild, yeah. 16:32 Speaker 2 It's getting crazy. Not now I'm thinking about it is you're bringing him in as a handler and you're the turning point. I'm the Charlie Kirk in this situation. I'm going to be willing to get shot because Jack's going to be like, we got to get him to stop talking about the Jews and the blacks and the poors and the women. And then we're going to go to this deal or something and I'm going to get blown up on the way home is what's going to happen. 16:48 And then you're going to bring fucking crazy Mark in as your Co host and that's what's going to happen. 16:53 Speaker 3 You honestly think I would do that? 16:55 Speaker 2 You probably bring someone else in, but it got dark as hell outside. But we not lose power. I have no idea. We'll see if we can get through this, but that's a wild time. Yeah. OK. All right. Well, I got to watch my back now. I'm still talking about, though. If that's what I die talking about, fine with me. You know I'll be a martyr. 17:11 Speaker 3 So, so we, we, you know, Justin's trying to get caught up on all the drama and, and he's talking about like lawsuits and all the things that we've went through. And he's like, all right, so explain to me the first one. And I said, oh, it was the thing in Michigan. My grandma's got this guy. He's going to do XY and Z. 17:26 And then I'm at the freaking Crowne Plaza in Orlando. And Branden and our previous host decided to call me when I was at the Crowne Plaza. I didn't answer. So they decided what would be great to dox this guy and put his information out there for the world. 17:45 And my attorney calls me and goes, hey, man, you're going to lose this lawsuit because of this. And I'm going Jesus Christ. OK, Like, so I fix it. And I said that was the first issue. And then the second issue is when we are talking about the baby in the, the fetus in the jar, oh, fetus in the jar. 17:59 Speaker 2 Yeah, that one, that one. Great. I love that one. That was the most fun one. 18:03 Speaker 3 My dad, my dad's like 8 years old with my cousins and they're freaking playing with, you know, the baby in the jar cause the baby had passed away and they put it in formaldehyde and they're like, hey, who wants to play with my sister, right? And so they're all out there, but I'm saying names like I'm dropping names, whatever, all of them. 18:24 So I get a freaking message and it's like, hey, you're going to get sued on this. So I told Josh, I said that was the second one. And then the third one is when I start talking about some other stuff baseball related and got me in trouble again. And I said boom, I get another one. 18:39 And I said so so we get sued a lot, but it's it's just me. And he goes, whoa. He's like, I don't mind helping out with Manny's expenses, but he's like, he's like, but isn't Branden the one doing all this? And I said, yeah, dude, like that's the problem is Branden is the one that gets all this done. 18:58 But they send me the cease and desist letters. 19:00 Speaker 2 All right, well, you can't say that on the first one. I didn't have any control over that show. Second one, you're the one that brought up the fucking fetus and everything and named every hillbilly cousin you had at the time and tell them about throwing at the fetus and it's twirling through the air in the woods. And then the third one, I just responded the only way I know how, which was the correct way. 19:18 You know, we didn't tell any lies and I was just speculating, which is perfectly legal. So. And then we got dropped too. So look at that. We're fine. We're good. 19:26 Speaker 3 We had three episodes that people can't listen to. 19:31 Speaker 2 I thought you guys were like on like episode 1000, but yeah, we had to get rid of 100 though. 19:37 Speaker 3 So yeah, so so now we have crazy Mark and Justin. 19:37 Speaker 3 So yeah, so so now we have crazy Mark and Justin. They're going to be trying to get us some sponsorships. We'll see how that goes. But yeah, it was good. It was good night, man. It was good. It was a good weekend all together. 19:48 Fortifying the Tunnel and the 'Comes in Threes' Curse And so you didn't I heard what did you because I told Megan goes, why are you and Branden were recording so late on Monday? And I said Brandon's got to re fortify his tunnel. So what happened? 19:59 Speaker 2 Well, I went and bought stuff for the tunnel because, you know, we've been having a shit ton of rain and I wanted to brace it so it's not collapsing, but I didn't have time to do it until, you know, the rain. And I thought I was going to do it after this episode, but it looks really fucking dark outside, which is good. But no, I got to fortify the tunnel, you know, and I had to get head or ear muffs because that fucking jackhammer that I got, that motherfucker is so loud underground. 20:20 I mean, it was nauseating. So I had to get headphones. It's like a demolition hammer with a shovel attachment on the end, and it just chisels right through that motherfucker. I mean, I look like a straight Mexican. 20:30 Speaker 3 How far are you in the into the ground? 20:33 Speaker 2 Like 4 feet. 20:35 Speaker 3 That's it. 20:36 Speaker 2 That was just handing and I haven't used the shovel, the automatic thing. I tried it for a little bit and like I said, I felt like I was about to throw up from like 45 seconds, just jackhammered underground in this hole. I'm like, and then I started looking around, everything shaking. I'm like, I probably need to support it now for sure 'cause I'm vibrating a lot of stuff and it's been so fucking raining and wet that I'm like, any mode of it could collapse. 20:54 So I'm like, before I do die, let me let me do this. But speaking up about people dying, did you see Kyle Busch died? 21:04 Speaker 3 It's a terrible story. Did you see how he died? 21:06 Speaker 2 I heard he was coughing up blood the day before. He went to the hospital and gave him a shot. He died. 21:11 Speaker 3 Pneumonia and sepsis. 21:12 Speaker 2 Well, you know what the crazy thing is, is you had Biff. That was his name. Biff. No, be like Biff. Yeah, yeah, that's all right. So what? 21:21 Speaker 3 I'm saying Bubba Wallace, no. 21:23 Speaker 2 No, no, the other guy that died, Biff, he died on his private airplane like 2 months ago. What? There's another race car driver, Biff that died. Private airplane. 21:39 Greg Biffle. Yeah, Greg Biffle. He died. But no, what I'm saying is all these people. Have you ever heard of the YouTube Cletus McFarland? 21:50 Speaker 3 No. 21:50 Speaker 2 OK, so Completus and them they, they, they he had a big pop on. I don't watch them a whole lot, but I, you know, my buddy does and I remember things that are happening. They had something big happen on his channel. And then shortly after that Greg Biffle died. And then the guy, you know, a month ago, he found the guy that originally got him into doing videos on YouTube, right? 22:12 He he did a video with him. He got him a brand new C8 Corvette, gave it to him. Then two weeks later that guy died and then he was doing a lot of videos with Kyle Busch and few weeks later, a month later, Kyle Busch is now dead. And they used to say it comes in threes. So now they're thinking he's some kind of might be some kind of weird ritual shit going on here or something. 22:29 The fact that everyone, three people around him have died, all in the same kind of field. 22:34 Speaker 3 So you should reach out to this guy and see if he'll have you on the show. 22:38 Speaker 2 Yeah, because I won't die because that's four people and I don't work like that, you know? But what would happen if I'm on the show then? Like you might die, you know that would that wouldn't. 22:46 Speaker 3 Be I know because I'm always the one that gets hit with everything you do. All the crap you do sticks to me. 22:52 Speaker 2 Yep, yeah, pretty much. So I'm just saying watch out, be careful. I just thought that was crazy. You know, every time you got three people like that to die and they got, you know, common person celebrity they've been hanging out with, it's always just kind of like, let's look at him a little bit. 23:03 Speaker 3 It does suck. I I mean, because he was young too. He's, I mean, he was 41 years old, which that's in my opinion, that's young. What, what do you think is young? Like if you're if you hear somebody died and you hear an age, what age do you go that makes sense Or what age you go, yeah, that sucks. 23:21 They died young. 23:23 Speaker 2 Well, I think 40s like mid aged, you know, I mean, you're literally middle of the age, like you're halfway to death more likely. You know, I think average lifespan US is what, 86 probably. OK, All right. So I would say if you die, I mean, if you if you're anywhere past 75 and you die, I think it's kind of, you know, anytime it could have happened below 30, I would say young. 23:45 They be like, oh man, they had so much life ahead of them. And then maybe 30 to like 75 is kind of like, damn, I can't believe it. You know, that was wild. Maybe still a little past 30s like the young part, but I think it was more like AI can't believe it happened. You know, it's still real sad and you can't believe what happened. 24:00 But it's like, I mean, you know, he was NASCAR driver and he didn't even die in NASCAR, died from some kind of weird infection. 24:07 Speaker 3 Sucks and that's why now I got now I'm worried about it like because I like Megan came out today. We were, we were hanging on the backyard and she's like, I have this weird pain in my leg. What do you mean? She goes, well, when I move my leg a certain way, it really, really hurts. 24:23 I said we need to get checked out. And she goes, it's probably not a big deal. But then I think about stuff like that and I go, that's what's going to kill her. You know what I mean? And I don't want to be a widower. 24:35 Speaker 2 Yeah, that'd be weird. Can you hear me? What? 24:37 Speaker 3 Did you say 04? 24:39 Speaker 2 Because it started really stuttering on your end. 24:41 Chuck's Dilemma: A 13-Year-Old Wants a Thong I think my Wi-fi's about to go out. Are we on a delay right now? 24:46 Speaker 3 No. 24:46 Speaker 2 OK, All right. Much different for a second. OK, we have to get through all this quickly. If I go out, you're just going to have to just do what to Chuck by yourself and we'll have to put stuff. Oh. 24:56 Speaker 3 No, I can't do what to Chuck by myself. It's it's a it's a serious question that I need your help with. 25:01 Speaker 2 So should we do it now? 25:03 Speaker 3 Hurry up, OK? 25:04 Speaker 2 All right, we'll go and get into what? 25:06 Speaker 3 The Chuck. 25:08 Speaker 2 What the Chuck. 25:08 Speaker 2 What the Chuck. Yeah. You want to Chuck me? Chuck you real hard. Chuck me, Chuck me. Chuck me. Chuck me. I'm full of Chuck. Oh, Chuck. Chuck it real. 25:19 Speaker 3 Good. What the Chuck DJ and vision. So do all right time's come in my life when having a teenage daughter is a problem, right? 25:34 Speaker 2 Always. 25:34 Speaker 3 No, no, this is this is serious. So I'm I'm laying in bed. Was this Friday night and Savannah walks in and she goes, hey, you know, can you take me to the mall tomorrow? And I said, why? 25:49 And she said I want to get a thong. And I said, I said, I said I'm not, I'm not, I'm not saying you get a thong like it's not happening. And she goes, mom took me to the mall and she like holds up her, her hand like this and like holds her bra strap up. 26:05 And she goes, mom took me to the mall and got me this really sparkly bra from Victoria's Secret and I need a thong. And I said, I'm not doing that. That's not happening. So anyway, last night we're all hanging out. Justin's wife Barb was here. 26:21 And Savannah's talking to Barb like offline, like completely. Like I'm not a part of this conversation, whatever. And so this morning I get up and I go out and I got my coffee and I'm just sitting in the back and I'm watching baseball highlights, whatever. And Savannah goes, oh, she Facetimed me from her room, which is weird too. 26:40 And she's like, hey, So Barb said she'll take me to the mall to get me a thong and I just want to make sure that was OK. And I'm like, dude, I'm not like, I'm not doing this. I said, Savannah, let me talk to your mom and I'll call you. I'll call you back stupid. She's right upstairs. 26:57 So. So anyway, so Megan comes out and she's talking to me. And Megan goes, well, she's uncomfortable with having underwear lines in her. Like, I guess yoga pants is the best I can explain it. Whatever the leg, the leggings, the girls wear. 27:14 And I said, I said, well dude, like boys shorts would fix this whole thing, right? Like if she just wore like, like impression shorts, you know what I mean? Like. 27:24 Speaker 2 They're called like cheekies or something. 27:26 Speaker 3 Yes, yeah, I said that. I said that would fix it because now the the the line is low and whatever. So anyway, Justin was coming over to get his phone anyway. So Barb walks in and she's like, hey, I'm going to take the girls to Victoria's Secret. 27:42 And it was, it was Savannah and her friend from school, her other friend who's a year older. And so I, dude, So I, I pulled this girl aside and I said, dude, you're a bad influence, man. Like, what are you doing? You know? 27:58 Yeah, dude. And she's like, she's like, oh, no, we just, you know, thongs are like what girls should wear. And so this whole conversation goes down. I'm talking to Megan. I'm like Megan, she does not need to be wearing a thong 13. So she pulls the van out. 28:13 We're all having this conversation. I was like, sell me on it. Like sell, sell me on the idea of why this is OK. And she's like underwear lines and this and that. And so Long story short, dude, Barb's got him at the mall right now and they're allegedly at Victoria's Secret picking out thongs. 28:33 What age do you think is appropriate for a 13 year old girl? What age do you think it's appropriate for them to buy a phone? 28:46 Speaker 2 You see, this is like a it's like a weird question because at the end of the day, it's like, I mean, they're not taking their clothes off around people, right? So essentially she could be wearing no underwear at all. I don't know why that wasn't an option. Just said not wear underwear because a lot of people go, a lot of girls go commando a lot. A lot. I remember in high school a lot would I'm like, all right, that sounds cool. I'm gonna start doing it too, so I would do it also. 29:02 What? 29:04 Speaker 3 Do you mean a lot? I don't. How do you know all these girls go commando? 29:07 Speaker 2 Well, they tell you be like, I'm not wearing underwear. That's nice, that's cool. I'm not going to wear mine tomorrow either. But like, like I said, I mean, it's not like she's going to be walking around the house in them, right? I mean, what's your biggest fear of a thong is what I'm trying to figure out. Because if she wants to do something anyway, I don't think you know, underwear, boxers, boy shorts, anything's going to stop her. 29:26 Speaker 3 Well, I explained Whale tale to her today because that that bothers me. You know whale, you know whale tail is. 29:32 Speaker 2 Bunched up in the back. 29:34 Speaker 3 No, it's when a girl wears A thong and she wears low cut jeans and you can see the thong like on top of. 29:41 Speaker 2 It oh oh come up, oh the side over the hips or what not. 29:44 Speaker 3 Yeah, it's called whale tail, right. So that that bothers me because I don't. Yeah, I just think, I think thongs are sexualized and at this age, no girl should be wearing a thong. At 13, I'm thinking not. 29:58 Speaker 2 Showing it off though, right? She's not doing that, she's just keeping it under her pants. 30:01 Speaker 3 Yeah. And to be honest, I don't think she's going to wear it. I think she's going to wear it one time like this sucks, you know what I mean? Because they can't, yeah, they can't be comfortable. 30:09 Speaker 2 No I don't think so. 30:09 Speaker 2 No I don't think so. They're just like a wedgie 24/7 and everything. That's why I'm confused on why they don't just not wear underwear at all. Like what? Why do you need underwear for women? 30:18 Speaker 3 I don't why haven't they? Why haven't they invented a guy thong? 30:26 Speaker 2 I mean, that's just like, that's like tighty whities, yeah. 30:29 Speaker 3 No tighty whities are like full back but I'm saying like I don't understand what the allure like thongs are only there for one reason is to be sexy but what? 30:40 Speaker 2 What kind do you let her wear a bikini at the pool? 30:43 Speaker 3 Yeah, I mean, whatever. Yeah, she wears. But you know what? That's the other thing. So she's always like, I'm not dad, I'm on my period. It's like it's the worst. Freaking like this weekend, dude. She she made me take her to Publix because she's like, I need to get this and this feminine product and, and I'm like, God, dude. 31:03 So I take her up there and then she goes, hey, I'm going to get some chocolate chip cookie dough. I said why, Why do you need chocolate chip cookie dough? She's like, I'm on my period, OK, whatever. So she gets that. And then she bought a bunch of Aulani's and then Oh my God, you got something else. 31:20 And I just remember I'm sitting there, I'm texting me and I'm going, this is stupid. Like she's literally walking through Publix and every time she picks something up, she's like, it's because I'm on my parent and I and I'm I have to buy it. But not I don't know man. I just don't feel comfortable with it. That's that's that's the down and dirty of it. 31:37 I just don't feel comfortable with. 31:38 Speaker 2 It all right now this is kind of like a catch 22 also because it does help with periods, but it's kind of like what are you really taking it for? Has the conversation of birth control came up yet to monitor periods? Because, you know, there's still the other, like a lot of, you know, from what I hear, doctors, women, they say it is good to regulate at a young age. 31:56 And then you got some people saying it'll screw you up. And then you got, of course, the other side of it. They're like, oh, you only want birth control so you don't get pregnant, you know. But I think there are good things about birth control when it comes to periods. Like I said, I'm not a genius on it. I don't know what's going on either. But you know that conversation is going to be coming soon also. 32:11 Speaker 3 So we went to a dermatologist and, and she was doing because she, she was getting mad because she had acne or whatever she had, I don't know. And there was a there's a acne medicine called like Accutane that's. 32:26 Speaker 2 What I took, yeah. 32:28 Speaker 3 You took that? 32:29 Speaker 2 Oh, for years? Yeah. About a year, probably. 32:31 Speaker 3 Did it regulate your periods? 32:33 Speaker 2 Yeah, real good. 32:33 Speaker 2 Yeah, real good. I didn't have any problems with like, you know, vagina stuff at all. 32:38 Speaker 3 So, so she's in there and I don't really think about it. I don't know anything about any of this. And she's with the doctor and she goes, I think I need Accutane, right. And the doctor is going you do you do not need Accutane. Like we, we see Accutane cases all the time and Savannah's like, you know, at this, I mean, she's 13 and she's on with that and she's like, well, I heard that it it regulates your periods also. 33:04 And I'm like, what the fudge, dude? Like, what are we doing here? And the doctor goes, you do not need to worry about that. And so now I'm freaked out because I asked Megan and I'm I'm like, dude, I don't know anything about this. Like you got to stop putting me in these situations like where like a doctor's involved and a daughter. 33:20 I don't know anything. They're talking about wings, stuff like that with. 33:26 Speaker 2 I don't know why they they you're included in these conversations at all either. I feel like your responsibility is to make sure they all have food, stay alive. And then if Carter has questions about his body, you know how to answer that. But and why was she asking you to go take you to take her to mall instead of Megan? 33:42 Is she doing it just to piss you off? Just to get and? 33:44 Speaker 3 She thinks it's funny. That's that's the problem. It's like she, she thinks it's hilarious when she says period around me because I'm, I'm just like, Oh my God, you know, And then she's like thong and, and I'm like, dude, this is terrible. It it's, I don't know, man. It's not what I envisioned being a dad. 34:00 It's not. It was like with a 13 year old daughter and and I got another one right behind the corner that she she's getting ready to move up too. She's going to be. It's terrible. 34:09 Speaker 2 Yeah, I think it just gets worse. I think right now is like the the next four years, 5, probably going to be really stressful. If she goes to college, probably 8, it's going to be really stressful. 34:19 Speaker 3 I know have boys, have boys, Branden have boys. 34:22 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, but I say the boys. I mean, you might have to get him out of jail, you know, a time or two. And you know, he's going to do some stupid stuff, but you ain't got to worry about him. You know, he's not going to get pregnant, but he might get someone pregnant. But that's not your problem. You know someone else? 34:35 Speaker 3 It kind of is your problem. 34:36 Speaker 2 A little bit, but I think it's easy to deal with if it's someone else. But no, you go tell that girl, give her this card and we're going to get the abortion now. 34:46 Speaker 3 I don't think Carter's even thinking about that. Like so, so yesterday when whenever he got here and crazy Mark's doing his freaking, you know, install and all that. So Justin and Barb have a, a girl. I mean, she's 4. She's like four or five years old. 35:02 And Justin's like, hey Carter, how much would you charge me to just like keep my daughter busy for the next 5 hours? Like just like throw her in the pool, like whatever. And Carter goes car box and Justin's like, and Justin walks over to his wallet. 35:18 He grabs $100 bill and he hands it to Carter and he goes, you're on the clock, dude. And so for five hours it was, it was I think it was 35:37 I said I now you know what it's like to be a dad, dude. Now you know what it's like to be a dad because it's exhausting. But no, I think I think Carter Carter is different, man. He's he's he's got a good head on his shoulders. He's not going to he's Oh God, I can't imagine. Dude, I don't want to be a grandpa. 35:53 You. 35:54 Speaker 2 Don't want to be a grandpa ever. What, are you going to sterilize all the kids before they leave the house? 36:00 Speaker 3 I would, I will say this. If I had to be a grandpa, I'd be a grandpa to I, I would, I would. I would prefer Carter to get a girl pregnant than one of my daughter's to get pregnant. Does that make sense? 36:14 Speaker 2 Yeah, of course that's what you know, you think now and then they'll get older and go to school or what, not get out, but got to enjoy the time now and not be so stressed out about it, I think because it's going to happen either way. I. 36:24 Speaker 3 Know dude this sucks so bad. 36:26 Speaker 2 And all the like I said, you're just now getting started, but maybe you'll learn a little bit from Savannah for the time Sydney's coming up. 36:32 Speaker 3 Oh, dude, no. 36:32 Speaker 3 Oh, dude, no. Sydney's mean. She's really mean. She's really mean. 36:37 Speaker 2 Oh, OK. Well, damn. Well, yeah, I don't think you can fight it too much, you know. 36:42 Speaker 3 So. So is she getting the thong or not? Is she getting the thong or not? 36:45 Speaker 2 I would say so probably because if you push back too much on it now, I mean, she's just going to resent you for the next, you know, five years. But you still gotta it's it's a fine line of walk in between being a good dad and protecting her. But you also got to give her a little bit of freedom and you know, because I mean, if every other girl, but that's also an argument. 37:00 You want to be like, well, everyone else is doing it. Well, you're different, but you don't want to be like in a weird different way, you know what I'm saying? 37:06 Speaker 3 I'm not doing laundry anymore, I'll tell you that. 37:09 Speaker 2 You didn't do laundry to begin with, do you? 37:11 Speaker 3 Hey, come here, come here, come here is. 37:15 Speaker 2 That her. 37:16 Speaker 3 Oh, dude, this is this is what I'm dealing with. Brandon, this is this is my life. Come here. 37:21 Speaker 2 Show yet? 37:23 Speaker 3 Come here for a second. So this is this is Justin's daughter, Mabel. So she's a psycho. Well, she's cool. Hey, Mabel, do you want to say anything to all the people out there that were just hearing stories about how crazy you are and how Carter had to get paid $100 to watch you? 37:41 Mabel's Wisdom, Event Details, and Drone Mishaps I. 37:43 Speaker 5 Just but I was a bit shy but that's OK. 37:47 Speaker 2 That's OK, Yeah, yeah. What are, what are y'all doing? Where'd y'all just come from? 37:54 Speaker 5 Here. 37:55 Speaker 2 Did y'all go to the mall? 37:57 Speaker 5 No. 37:57 Speaker 2 Oh, you didn't get to go to the mall? 37:59 Speaker 5 No. 38:00 Speaker 2 Are you swimming or is it raining up there now? It's. 38:03 Speaker 5 Not raining. 38:04 Speaker 2 Oh you better, you better start swimming before it starts raining again. 38:08 Speaker 5 But him don't want to you. 38:11 Speaker 2 Don't want to? 38:11 Speaker 2 Don't want to? Oh, you don't have to. Yeah. You don't have to swim if you don't want to. 38:16 Speaker 5 He don't want. 38:17 Speaker 3 To go on, do you wanna? Do you wanna play a game able and see who's smarter, you or Brandon? 38:21 Speaker 5 Yes. 38:22 Speaker 3 OK, All right, here we go. I'm gonna ask. I'm gonna ask three questions, and we're gonna see who's smarter, you or Mr. Brandon? Right there. You ready? I. 38:32 Speaker 5 Just on I. 38:36 Speaker 3 OK, here we go. You ready? What is the most inspirational message you can give to somebody? You go first, then Mr. Brandon will go. What's an inspirational message? Go. 38:51 Speaker 5 Brandon. 38:53 Speaker 3 Oh, that's a good one. I think she said I poop on Brandon. Is that what you said? No. 38:58 Speaker 5 She. 39:00 Speaker 2 Said be like Brandon, I think and that's, that's good. That's what I would say too. Be like Brandon. 39:05 Speaker 5 Yeah. 39:10 Speaker 2 May. 39:11 Speaker 3 All right, last question. What's 2 + 2 I? 39:14 Speaker 5 Should. Should. 39:18 Speaker 3 What's 2 + 2? 39:20 Speaker 5 2 + 2 is 3. 39:24 Speaker 3 Very good job. 39:25 Speaker 2 Yeah, that's. 39:26 Speaker 3 What I say too. All right, All right, guys. I'll see you later. See you later, sweetheart. Good job. Yeah. It's my life, brother. It's my life. He's. 39:35 Speaker 2 Just going to stand in the background the whole time now. 39:38 Speaker 3 You guys can leave. Thank you. OK, I'm going. 39:43 Speaker 2 To stab you over there to go get a knife. All right, well, if you listen to it on iHeartRadio podcast or Spotify, be sure to leave us a five star review and a follow. It helps out a good bit. It really does and we see y'all doing it all the time. Remember we got APS 5 giveaway at 1000 reviews on Spotify. 40:00 Take a screenshot, send it to me, Branden Thrasher on Instagram or the Clueless 2 and we'll get that. We'll get you on the list. Don't forget we got the Patreon down below. He's ever paid advertising for the show and for Doom. That's scary. 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I don't know if there's going to be any, you know, kid peddlers out there trying to sell you stuff this time or not. They might. They might though. Chuck, you got anything out of that? 41:29 Speaker 3 No, man, that's I, I, I'm excited like you're what? We're two weeks. Is that 2 weeks away? 41:36 Speaker 2 Yeah, I think. 41:37 Speaker 3 So oh, my God, it's going to be a blast. Yeah. So we got, I will say I told Branden that they had all the bands somehow came together and reached out to me and said, hey, dude, it was so it was such a mutiny. And they said they said, hey, so we all talked about it and you want us to flip like sets, six of them or whatever. 41:57 And, you know, just like keep flipping. And I said, yeah, like that's I think that'd be good. And they're like, yeah, we don't, we don't like that idea. And I said, OK, what do you guys want? So the good news is all the bands that are coming are very good friends. Apparently they've been talking a lot, but they're coming up with the way this is going to happen. 42:14 So we don't even know as the show yet how this is going to go down. But we know we got our we got our judges and we're going to have a checklist for the judges and all that. But you might get 3, 1 1/2 hour sets, you might get 6 sets that are 45 minutes. 42:30 You, I don't know, whatever the bands decide, but either way we will have a stage. Crazy Mark is building the stage. Did you hear about this yet? 42:39 Speaker 2 You told me about the potential idea with the pallets and plywood. Is that what we're going with? 42:43 Speaker 3 That's what we're doing, yeah. 42:45 Speaker 2 That's very fitting for us, I'd say. You know, is he, is he going to stack him too high or what? Because one pallet high is probably not going to be good. 42:51 Speaker 3 Enough. He goes, he goes. How many pallets high does it have to be? And I said, dude, honestly, I think 1 pallet high is fine. You're talking 6 inches. It's still a stage. People are on it. You're good. He's like, OK, I'll do two or three. 43:04 Speaker 2 Yeah, Good job, Mark. Good call, Good call. Just get that thing really high. It's going to do like it's going to be like 20 feet in there. Everyone's going to be like. 43:13 Speaker 3 It's teetering, but no, it's going to be awesome. 43:17 Speaker 2 Some kids going to fly his drone into it. Oh my God, they hit the tower. What the fuck? 43:21 Speaker 3 Did you I sent you the drone video yet? 43:24 Speaker 2 No. 43:25 Speaker 3 Oh my God. So Barb Justin's wife has a drone, like a legit drone. And so I'm in the pool yesterday and I'm hanging out and I'm like, I look up and I'm like, what's that drone doing up there? And she's like, I'm controlling it. So what? And all of a sudden this thing dive bombs me and it stops 2 feet away from my face. 43:46 And I said, oh, this is a commercial, dude. So I'm in the pool. So I'll I'll, you know, I'll put it up. But by the time you guys listen to this episode, I'm going to put it up. I'm listening to Brandon. It's awesome. But we need, we need, we need drones for the for the event. How cool would that? 43:59 Speaker 2 Be Oh yeah, if if imagine Barb's going to be there, right? So tell her to bring hers. You know, she's not high. It'll be crashing into people on the Beltline. We're going to get sued. FCC is going to be like, ma'am, do you have a license? Like, yeah, here it is. 44:15 And it's their driver's license. Like, no, you need a you need a license to find this thing about 50 feet. Ma'am, She's like, what? So I'm guessing she doesn't have a license for it, does she? 44:24 Speaker 3 No, God, don't. She's she's not very good at driving it. 44:28 Speaker 2 Yeah, well, that's the she probably keep doing it and she can get a job here in the next couple years being like a Palantir drone driver. But those are probably more going to be all AIA Palin. What Palantir is making the drone, the kill drones that had the the explosives in them. Palantir knows. Yeah, so. 44:43 Speaker 3 You're going to give her a kill drone? 44:45 Speaker 2 I'm not giving her one hell no, but someone, someone might might be like we see you're really good at flying this thing, like absolutely stoned. And we we take that into consideration for all the people we have. So we would like you to use these kill drones and kill random people in the Middle East. 45:01 Speaker 3 We're on the Beltline. 45:02 Speaker 2 Yeah, we're on the Beltline or we're on the Beltline. 45:04 Speaker 3 So. 45:05 Drake Makes History, Outsmarts Labels, and Owns Masters All right, we're going to get into Daily Dos Saddam. 45:09 Speaker 3 News that's your daily dos Saddam. News 45:34 Speaker 2 Drake makes history at #1 two and three on the Billboard 200 with Iceman, Habidi and Maid of Honor. He's the first hard artist ever to hold the top three albums on the Billboard 200 in the same week. It's never been done before since the since the Billboard wasn't embedded in 1956. 45:52 He now brings his number one ice number one album total to 15 number one albums, pushing him ahead of Jay-Z and now he is tied with Taylor Swift for most number one albums. The only other group that has more than him or Taylor Swift is The Beatles with the record of 19 number one albums, which Drake will definitely be before he dies. 100% he will be the greatest known artist to ever, ever play. 46:19 And, and so far, you know, he's him and Taylor Swift right now. And I think he's got a lot of momentum behind him and he's, he's now independent. And the reason I this is on Daily dose of dumb News is because if you remember about two years ago, the whole thing with Kendrick and Drake and the beef and whatnot, the reason it's stupid is because UMG and that whole label is retarded. 46:40 Lucian Grange, because what they were trying to do is they did the same thing with Michael Jackson. That is same, same thing with Prince. Right before you're about to sign them, you know their deal's about to be up. You try to devalue the artist to make it seem like they're not worth as much as they actually are because UMG originally paid Drake $400 million and then they they knew his contract was coming up so they had Kendrick start the beef with them and they paid Spotify to boost Kendricks numbers on Not Like Us. 47:06 So that's what the Drake lawsuit is about, the defamation claim and also the defamation claim about him being a, you know, a pedophile. The same thing they did with Michael Jackson. It's the same fucking playbook. They're just doing it here about 20 years later. Prince couldn't do it. MJ couldn't do it. They were both killed or made seem crazy. 47:21 Drake's the only one that was able to get out of that situation and he released three albums in one day to relieve his commitment to UMG. Is now a solo artist who owns his masters. Absolutely insane. 47:34 Speaker 3 Do you know do you know who the background singer is on Billie Jean with Michael Jackson? 47:40 Speaker 2 No. Who is it? 47:42 Speaker 3 Sheryl Crow. 47:43 Speaker 2 Oh, really? 47:44 Speaker 3 So Sheryl Crow sung background and I want to say Billie Jean, there was like 2 more and that's how she got her start was as a background singer for Michael Jackson. And you know, whatever, we all know how that played out. 48:00 But I'll talk with, with, with Drake. I'll, I'll say I think he sucks. I, I know that I'm wrong here because you're telling me that he dropped three albums and you know, they're all #1 whatever, but I cannot listen to that dude's music at all. 48:15 And I, I don't know, maybe maybe, you know, I have a terrible ear for music, but. 48:21 Speaker 2 You're just not a rap guy. So that's just the main the problem. And like I said, I, I grew up, you know, I was listening to Drake, Lil Wayne and Nicki Minaj, the YMCMB group, the Young Money, Cash Money Group. And that's where he got started. He got signed over there after he did Degrassi and he was the handicap guy in the wheelchair. 48:37 He's like, you know, I'm tired of this. I'm getting the music. So he got into music. He had a bunch of hits. Little Wayne kind of, you know, took him under his arm. And then he promoted Lil Wayne, did Nikki and Lil Wayne while he went to prison. He's like, all right, you guys got to take over and they just had a crazy fucking run from like 08 to 12 while he was in prison for the most part. 48:56 Speaker 3 Do me a favor, pull, pull up, pull up his number one hit that just got released. I just want to hear a little bit of it. Can we do that without Spotify taking us down Hell? 49:03 Speaker 2 No, they fucking hate that man right now. 49:05 Speaker 3 Not even. Not even on YouTube. 49:08 Speaker 2 No, I'll send, I'll send you the clip afterwards. But I mean probably the the 2 greatest on his the Iceman album is is ran to Atlanta and what is it Janice shut the fuck up which is this is his. 49:24 Speaker 3 This is his new stuff. 49:25 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, Iceman to beat the Iceman is more of a rap album. Habeidi's more of like a dance album. And then what's the third one? Maid of Honor is more of the R&B. 49:39 Speaker 3 I'm listening to WNBA right now. I don't. 49:42 Speaker 2 Think that's a new one am I on? What album was that on? 49:44 Speaker 3 Habeidi. 49:46 Speaker 2 OK, yeah, yeah. See, I'm more of I'm more of a Iceman album that's more R&B. 49:53 Speaker 3 This is. 49:56 Speaker 2 Terrible. All right, we'll argue with a 45 year old about good music. All right? I I I How? 50:01 Speaker 3 Do you even listen to this stuff? 50:02 Speaker 2 But what happened was back in the day is, you know, Lil Wayne gets out of prison and he sues Cash Money records for $51 million, sues Birdman, who owned the label. He won, but then he couldn't pay Drake Ice or Cash Money couldn't. So then there was a whole thing. He wasn't getting paid what he was supposed to be getting and a lot of a lot of shit going on. 50:21 But now he's proven to be the world's number one artist, I would say with everything that's been going on. 50:26 Speaker 3 I can't argue it. I can't argue it. I mean, if it's true, it's true. 50:29 Speaker 2 Yeah, it's pretty crazy, pretty wild. 50:31 Travis Kelsey's Party Antics and Taylor Swift Meet-and-Greet So Yep. And like I said, I there are Kendrick songs that I like. You know, Kendrick makes good music, but he's not going to out out beat Drake just because he just can't do it. It's just who he is and he's just a slave to the label, which is sad, but it is because the guy that produced his album, Kendricks was the same guy who produces the Grammys and produces the Super Bowls. 50:53 Did I halftime shows? 50:54 Speaker 3 Did I tell you what happened 2 days ago? Three days ago with my sister. 50:59 Speaker 2 No. What happened? 51:01 Speaker 3 So, so my sister sends a this music related. So she texts me and she says, you know, me and my sister don't really talk. We're not, we're not tight. And she said, Hey, who's who's Savannah's favorite artist? And I said, well, it's freaking Taylor Swift, right? It is, you know, like obviously she loves her. 51:18 And so my sister sends me a picture of her and Robert Kraft, right, the owner of the Patriots. 51:25 Speaker 2 Taylor Swift and Robert Kraft or your sister? 51:27 Speaker 3 My sister and Robert Kraft and I'm like, OK, like, what's this all about? And she said, hey, I'm at this party right now at Robert Kraft's house and Jason Kelsey or I'm sorry, Travis Kelsey is with me and and I don't, I don't, I'm not trying to throw anybody under the bus. 51:45 So I don't want to say the wrong thing, get a suit. But so so she says that Travis was blitzed out of his mind. 51:52 Speaker 2 Oh yeah. Oh. 51:53 Speaker 3 It's just gone. 51:53 Speaker 3 It's just gone. And so she was telling them, hey, my niece is, you know, 13 and she's a huge Taylor Swift fan. And you know, my my brother would totally fly her to a location to do this meet and greet. 52:08 So. So she so my sister's texting me and she goes, hey, what do you think about Philly 2027? Could you make that happen? And I was like, for what? And she goes to meet to meet Taylor Swift. I'm like, oh, yeah. I mean, like if you told me tomorrow Savannah can meet Taylor Swift in Ohio, you know, whatever. 52:26 Like I'm doing it like, yeah, Cleveland sounds great. You know, we're doing it because it's just not something that happens. She doesn't do that. And so my sister is saying like, hey, Travis, Kelsey is telling me right now that this is 100% going to happen. But she goes, I'm really worried that he's going to forget that he had this conversation with me because of his current situation, right? 52:48 Because he was doing whatever. So she talks to Robert Kraft about it. And yeah, dude, this Kraft got to. 52:55 Speaker 2 Do with it. 52:56 Speaker 3 I don't know. That's why I'm and I'm getting these texts. I'm going I'm like, I don't understand where's where's the Robert Kraft, Jason Kelsey like, or Travis Kelsey like, like meet like, like where? How does that matter? So anyway, so we're telling this whole thing and we're talking about music and, and, and Taylor Swift. 53:14 And I said, look, I, I'm not going to say I'm turned off by Taylor Swift, but how much, how much is a ticket, 'cause you know, how much is a ticket to Drake? To Drake. 53:25 Speaker 2 Oh, to Drake, probably 100 and 5200. 53:29 Speaker 3 And you're saying right now with these albums, he's a bigger artist than Taylor Swift? 53:35 Speaker 2 Yes, correct. 53:36 Speaker 3 And Taylor Swift's charging 15115 hundred. 53:40 Speaker 2 Dude is it really? I thought the lowest was like 300. 53:42 Speaker 3 I haven't. I would. If I found a $300 ticket to see Taylor Swift, I would do it. But I too. Well, yeah, I guess I have to. There you go. So anyway, so my sister's like, if I get these, if I get this meet and greet set up, will you do it? Yeah, I'm. 53:58 But it's not happening. I mean, I can only imagine the condition because my sister doesn't, you know, the way she explained it to me was that he was on another level, like. 54:09 Speaker 2 I was why do you say that? He, I, I, he's known to party. I mean, they're, they're known for being big partiers, him and his brother just drinking like crazy. I mean, when they won, when, you know, when Philly won and Philly goes fucking crazy in the parade, they're drinking like crazy. 54:25 And then when Kansas City won, you know, five years ago or so for the first time or second time in a row, he was on the pus going fucking wild. He was hammered crazy, man. It was, it was, it was out. I mean, I don't care. I mean, if you're at a party and you want to get hammered, I mean, you, you're a football player on a you won three Super Bowls and you're dating the the biggest female pop star in the world. 54:44 Like what are you talking about? 54:46 Speaker 3 I'm not. I'm not getting sued again ever. Yeah. 54:50 Speaker 2 Taylor says lawyers probably have a lot more money to beat our disclaimer they're probably gonna like modify like take take away our disclaimers. But you hear to hear first. Travis Kelsey was drunk as hell and he doesn't care about a 13 year old girl and her wants and needs to meet Taylor Swift. That's. 55:03 Speaker 3 Exactly. He he wasn't drunk. 55:05 Speaker 2 He was, he was hammered or oh oh, was he coked out. 55:09 Speaker 3 She said he was smoking weed, like, oh OK, She she said dude, this dude was blissed and he was just smoking the whole time. 55:18 Speaker 2 See. That's cool, I like that. 55:21 Speaker 3 So, so my daughter's going to fly to Philly to see Taylor Swift and they're going to be like, we have no idea who you are. No, no, Travis said. It's cool, man. Like she was. 55:33 Speaker 2 55:33 Speaker 2 Smoking weed with my sister and Robert Kraft, you know? And then she said it was cool. It would be awesome. Yeah. I, I still don't know the Robert Kraft pull. I think maybe she just thought, you know, maybe she'd give him a hand job and he'd do whatever. 55:43 Speaker 3 Well, that's what I said, dude, I brought that up when she was there and I said, I said, hey, he's, he's, I said he's the one who got busted 'cause then he got busted for, for doing a, a rub and tug. Yes. And I and I said, so I said, dude, what are you? 55:58 What are you? Why are you at Robert Kraft's house Like this dude, You know, he's essentially pays prostitutes and she's like, what are you? 56:06 Speaker 2 Talking about they're for opportunities. 56:08 Speaker 3 Yeah, maybe. But I'm like, what are you doing? So I don't know. I don't know. The whole, it's such a weird situation. Like my mom was all on the text and she's like, Oh my gosh, it's so cool that you're hanging out with Robert Kraft. And I'm going, what? What? What are we doing here? My mom does. My mom doesn't know who Robert Kraft is. 56:25 She. 56:26 Speaker 2 56:26 Speaker 2 Thinks the guy that owns Kraft Mac and cheese, probably, probably Ona Shen just sent you home with some cheese, you know, and we'll get it probably next time we see you. Do they live in Foxborough? 56:35 Speaker 3 No, he this was at his house in outside of Miami. So it was near Boca or or West Palm or something. I don't know. It was down there in Florida. That's. 56:44 Speaker 2 Where they live in Philly. 56:46 Speaker 3 She lives in Pittsburgh. 56:47 Speaker 2 Pittsburgh, what? She was just invited to go down there to that party, allegedly happened to be in or Miami. And they're like, oh, Robert Kraft. Yeah, he would love to have you in there. 56:55 Speaker 3 Allegedly, I don't I don't know any like I'm so confused right now. Like the whole the whole text string was weird and you know, and and I don't like me and my sister aren't like tight. So when I when I hear these things and I'm going, oh, that's not true. And then I see a picture of her and Robert Kraft and I'm going what? 57:12 It's just it's like the weirdest thing ever. Like if, if if you sent me a picture of you and Cher one day, I'm going what? Like what? How does that even happen? Did. 57:22 Speaker 2 She get a picture of a Travis. 57:24 Speaker 3 That's. 57:24 Speaker 2 What we need, that's what we need. Yes, he did. You fucking have it, don't you? Send it to me now. Send it to. 57:31 Speaker 3 Me, I'm not getting sued. I'm not getting sued. 57:34 Speaker 2 These are the people that we need to fucking sue us, all right? Not some redneck and Michigan and not some redneck and Alabama and not some shitty baseball team, all right? We need we need these people who have money and they'll give us publicity. They might turn out on the podcast be like, dude, I was praising you for how high you are. 57:50 That's fucking awesome, you know? 57:53 Speaker 3 You haven't. Send it to me. I'm not doing it. I'm not. I don't. I don't trust you. What? 58:00 Speaker 2 I'm just going to say, you know, here I am with Travis Kelsey as high as hell. We were smoking. He's so bad too. I don't see. I I mean. 58:08 Speaker 3 She got she got the picture. 58:08 Speaker 3 She got she got the picture. She got so the man, dude. 58:13 Speaker 2 It's a great opportunity. 58:14 Speaker 3 So the picture of him isn't of her like like the one of her and Robert Kraft is like they took a selfie, right? The picture of Travis is him all alone, smoking. 58:28 Speaker 2 That's what we need dude, and it's not illegal. 58:34 Speaker 3 It's. 58:34 Speaker 2 Not illegal at all. And you send it to me and I'll say I got it. You know someone on Instagram DM me TMZ. Yeah, TMZ sent me this. Or we sell it to TMZ for millions of dollars. 58:44 Speaker 3 I bet you she could sell that picture because. 58:47 Speaker 2 That's why we got to sell it. 58:48 Speaker 3 1st it's pretty damning. 58:51 Speaker 2 I at least want to see it, so at least send it to me and then talk you think about it. Let me know if I can post it somewhere. 58:56 Speaker 3 I don't trust you at all, I'm telling you. 58:58 Speaker 2 Exactly what I'm going to do. I'm going to post it on the Internet. 59:00 Speaker 3 I know, that's what I'm saying. It's terrible idea. You're going to get us in trouble again. 59:05 Speaker 2 These are the people we want to be in trouble with, and I don't think we can get in trouble. I honestly don't think we can get how are we going to get in trouble for posting a picture of Travis smoking weed? All right, he's in Miami. It's legal. 59:16 Speaker 3 I see 1000 different ways we can get in trouble for that. 59:21 Speaker 2 I will tell you, if it gets too big, this will be the one person I say sorry to. All right, if it gets too bad, but you already, Justin already said he's signing on to help with manning expenses. All right, when you drop a bill, we need $800,000. 59:34 Speaker 3 Hey, hey, Justin. We're glad you're managing us. So we're getting sued by Taylor Swift. 59:40 Speaker 2 Well, you got it, bud. Appreciate it. We're going to keep doing our thing, keep talking shit. You and the Mad Dog figure it out, all right? You're our manager, so get with her team. And that's, look at that, that that's how we get Savannah to meet Taylor Swift. 59:51 Speaker 3 That'll be that's how we do it I. 59:54 Speaker 2 Think it's going to be great. I mean, I think it would because you can tell it's him smoking weed. It's you can tell it's Travis and you can tell he's smoking weed, right? 1:00:01 Speaker 3 1000%. 1:00:02 Speaker 2 Yes dude this is a gold mine. Why did you like this before? 1:00:06 Speaker 3 And you know, it's funny because my sister, you know, she's especially growing up. I mean, oh, he knew she was like sneaky and manipulative and she would do stuff to get me in trouble. And so when I saw the photo, immediately I thought back to my childhood. I'm like, oh, that sucks, dude. Like he got, he got got by my sister because he's just over there doing his thing. 1:00:26 Speaker 2 But like I said, I can stage it. It's like I was at the party in Miami too. I mean, there's a shit ton of people there, you know, there's got to be a shit ton of. 1:00:34 Speaker 3 People, I don't even know how she got there. It's the thing it's. 1:00:38 Speaker 2 Like what? I think this is great. I think this is an opportunity for all of us to really expand our opportunities. All right, the manager Justin is test mad dogs, you know and will blow up. You know, and like I said, I'm not saying anything bad about him. 1:00:53 I just got my bad bro. I I don't know, I couldn't post a picture of you. You know, I'm sorry, but it's already done. 1:00:58 Speaker 3 He'll like lose his contract. 1:01:00 Speaker 2 Really. You think, you think the Chiefs are going to drop Travis Kelsey? Yeah. You imagine that, that on ESPN, Like I, I, I go on there with the Daily Dose Show, I'm like, yeah, man, I was at the party. I I didn't want to get the dude fucked over, man. I'm, I'm cool with the Chief, cool with Travis Kelsey. And he's got Taylor Swift. He's fine, OK? 1:01:17 There's no way the NFL lets him walk. 1:01:19 Speaker 3 All right, I'll think about it. I'll think about it. All right. 1:01:21 Speaker 2 Well, we got to get out of here, quit for Chuck changing his mind so he can send it to me. But all right, Daily Dose Show, we're about to be breaking barriers, baby. It's going to be fucking awesome. You'll see us on ESPN by the end of the week hopefully, and TMZ and news stations all over the place. We might even have Swifties on our ass. 1:01:36 That would be awesome. So we'll see what happens. But big news guys, big news. Good job. Our special informant, who we will not name Chuck, got anything from getting out of here. 1:01:46 Speaker 3 I have a terrible feeling about this. I, I, it's. There's no way this works out in our favor. 1:01:51 Speaker 2 I think it goes get we'll just do a little test run. I'll post it on my Instagram as soon as we get down recording here on my story and we'll just see where it goes from there, you know? Yes. All right. We'll see you tomorrow.