Aunt Jemima Banging Jimmy Dean EP-305 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-05-20
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And that is a good thing because I've been thinking about it and Aunt Jemima is not, and the left killed her, and I'm still thinking about that from yesterday's episode. My name is Brandon Thrasher, It's the Daily Doe Show. Over there is Chuck Iron Fist. How you doing? 1:15 Speaker 2 I'm just excited, man. We're going to announce the the 5th judge for the June event. Brandon went back, checked the voicemails and drum roll please. It is. 1:25 Speaker 3 It is Chris Myers. 1:28 Speaker 2 No that. 1:30 Speaker 3 What? 1:30 Speaker 3 What? Who was it? He didn't fucking tell me who it was. 1:32 Speaker 2 You're supposed to go back and listen. 1:34 Speaker 3 Well, you clearly know who it is. If I said Chris Myers and you were like, oh, that's not it. 1:38 Speaker 2 I've never heard that name. I just want to keep asking you until you finally do tell this person who it is because I know we have the voicemail, but I am excited. Why? 1:45 Speaker 3 Don't. Why don't they just show up that we already told them on air we don't remember. Just fucking show up and tell us you're a judge, We'll believe you. But. 1:51 Speaker 2 What if we have 6? 1:53 Speaker 3 Well, then we have to get just one more for seven. We're going to have like 22 people, but what do you want more, 20? 1:58 Speaker 2 Three. All right, we're going to need all 474 people to confer and let us know who the winner is of this year. Battle of the Bands. No, man, it's really, I'm, I'm really good. I, you know, I had a decent day. It was, it was a busy day. I was driving all over the place and made it back and I would have tried taking a nap again. 2:16 And I think I'm getting sleep apnea and I freaking woke up. I don't even know what made me think to do it. And I feel like right here, see, I'm pointing that like that I have like a big bone lump on my on my gum ulcer. 2:33 Speaker 3 Sure, It's not like a a ulcer up there or a gum ulcer. 2:35 Speaker 2 No, it doesn't hurt it. It's called like a Taurus or something. It's just like a bone growth on your gums. And I dude, it's it's massive. Like I showed, I showed Megan and she goes, Oh my God. 2:46 Speaker 3 Yeah, I mean, honestly, you probably are transforming into something else if you're taking naps because you need energy, your butt's been injured a lot, and now you got weird bones growing in your face. I mean, you might be turning like a fucking werewolf. 2:55 Speaker 2 Dude, it's really, really bad, but it doesn't hurt. It feels like I have another tooth under my skin. It's like a Hard Rock right here, but it's so big. And then I started looking. I think I'm getting them above these teeth too. So I googled it and, you know, And then of course I got the on my butt cheeks itch and now and now this. 3:00 in the morning to drive to school to be there by 7. 3:13 So I don't know what's going on right now, but I've got a lot of medical stuff, but nothing that I think is too alarming. 3:19 Speaker 3 Do you normally take naps? Are you a napper? 3:22 Speaker 2 Not really. But when I know that I got a busy night and, and I get home and Megan, you know, I get home, she's folding laundry and, and I'm going, I'm going to think I'm going to try it. And then I lay down and I try, but then I stop breathing and I almost die. 3:37 And then I say, OK, maybe this isn't a good time. Take a nap. 3:39 Speaker 3 And then you wake up and all your pores are clogged and you get like a weird sweat and you're like, oh, where am I? Feel like you just woke up in a trench in Vietnam. 3:46 Speaker 2 Why would my? Why would my pores be clogged? 3:48 Speaker 3 I don't know, every time I fall asleep on the couch, like, and I'm really tired, like my, my sweat doesn't come out like the right way. I don't know, probably because of like in my clothes, you know, I guess I don't know. And it's just like staying on me. But I just feel really hot when I wake up and I'm like not sweating but I feel like there's some cloggage going on in my my sweat glands. 4:06 Speaker 2 Are you naturally greasy? 4:08 Speaker 3 I mean if I don't shower for like 3 days, yeah. What does naturally greasy mean? 4:12 Speaker 2 Somebody that doesn't shower for three days, you actually go three days without showering. 4:17 Speaker 3 No, it's been a long time. It's been a long time. I you know, when you're a kid, you can do that because you don't really sweat or do anything and you're just drinking apple juice all day, so your piss smells like fruit juice. But as you get older, you know, you start drinking beer and other shit, start eating stuff besides chicken Nuggets and whatnot, and then your piss starts changing so you got to shower because you know, you always get dribbles down there in your your Gooch area. 4:38 Speaker 2 OK, yeah, no, that's not I don't experience that when I when I nap, this is, but I do want to. I got a question for you because I saw this commercial today and I immediately thought of you because I think you can shed some light on this for me. 4:51 The Value of Degrees and Aunt Jemima's Erased History And I don't understand it. We've all seen it. I think everybody and I'm sure we have listeners that have done this. And my mind is blown because I can't think of why on God's green earth this happens. But I saw a, a, a commercial and it was a lady that was, let's say mid 30s, right? 5:00 PM New Rome Brewing brought to you by the Aurora Law Firm. If you do something stupid, you get in trouble. 5:09 And she's all proud of herself and she's got her cap and gown on and she's getting her diploma. And she's like, you know, I was a stay at home mom and all I did was take care of the kids in the household. And I decided to go back to DeVry to get my degree and finish my education, right? 5:26 And then she's all like proud of herself. And all I can think of is if you're like a stay at home mom or you're not like why did why do people do that? Like school sucks. I can't imagine leaving school, raising kids and then going back to school because it costs money to do it. 5:43 And nowadays, is there really a benefit to having a degree? I mean, I don't, I think that's gone right. So I don't understand what's going on. 5:52 Speaker 3 If you're fucking 35 and you got two kids and you're a single mom or a stay at home mom but stay at home mom's a little different. But if you're a single mom and that's what she meant by stay at home, I don't quite know what she meant by that. Like she have a husband that was like working. 6:05 Speaker 2 Sound like, sound like a husband that was paying the bills and she was just she just wanted to go back to school to finish her to achieve her goals. 6:12 Speaker 3 Right. Yeah, that was, that was just for fun, because she was born. She probably wanted to see some college Dick while she was up there, just like, oh, yeah. But because if if you're 35 and you think your life's going terrible and you think a college degree is going to help it, it's not, it's going to make it a lot worse because you're going to be having to go to college pay for that. 6:29 You're going to be looking at kids that are like 2021, like you guys are just fucking off. If only they knew that life's going to suck and they're going to come back at 35, at 35. I mean, college, I don't believe college is going to help you depending on what you do, unless you really want to be a doctor, you really want to be a lawyer, you really want to be something with medicine. 6:46 I don't see college really helping you in the long run. Or if you're maybe like underdeveloped and you're like, you know, you're still not ready to be put out in the real world and deal with real world shit. Maybe you need another four years of transition time, which I think is what a lot of people go to college for also. 7:03 Speaker 2 Well imagine if you got a criminal justice degree and your goal is to be a police officer that makes $40,000 a year and 90% of the people you work with don't have degrees because nobody wants to do the job. So I just don't understand. Criminal justice degrees are stupid because there's no money in it anymore. 7:20 What's your own business? Management, social services? Like what do? 7:26 Speaker 3 You creative writing. 7:27 Speaker 2 I mean, come on, come on. I mean, come on. So I just don't. I don't understand it. 7:30 and she goes, well, if if you want just going to record and you can just have leftovers. 7:31 Speaker 3 Liberal arts, That one's fucking crazy, you know? You know, they fucking learned liberal arts. They learned to get rid of Aunt Jemima. I'm still upset about that. We I don't think we fully discussed the Aunt Jemima situation. She was a big part of my Life, OK? 7:44 Speaker 2 Because this is now came up in 2 episodes, I feel like we have to address the elephant in the room. And when I say elephant, I'm not referring to Aunt Jemima as an elephant. I'm just referring to for some reason, Aunt Jemima has been on Brandon's mind and I don't know why. I've never, we've never cracked. 8:00 in the morning. And I purposely changed his, his alarm so he was set for 8:00 PM and bastard and he missed it. 8:01 We've never cracked into this. We've never delved into Brandon's psyche with Aunt Jemima. We do know how he feels about women that he's attracted to. And I can tell you Aunt Jemima would never really fit that bill. So I'm curious, explain the Aunt Jemima? 8:18 Well, you have right now. 8:20 Speaker 3 You know, when, when I was growing up, you know, I was, you know, as a, as a young white child, you know, I was white growing up. I'm a CIS white. I'm not like a trans white or anything. So I was a white kid. So we didn't see a lot of black people, you know, as normal, you know, except for, you know, out and about and everything, you know, because we do live in the South. 8:30 Saturday and Sunday, so good for them. 8:35 But and I only had two grandmas. You know, some people have more, some people have less. But I always looked at Aunt Jemima as like a sign of hope, like it's going to be a good morning, you know, pancakes and syrup. And she just when I saw her face on there, it just made me know, made me think that like my grandma made it, if my grandma was black. 8:53 I'm like, this is awesome. I like this it it it warms my heart. I mean, she was there on Christmas mornings, on Saturday mornings, on school mornings occasionally. She, it was a big part of my life. And then they just fucking rip her away because they called it racist. And then they just erased Aunt Jemima altogether. And I still to this day, like when I grew up, I thought, you know, I thought I was going to get to meet Aunt Jemima one day. 9:12 If I had one celebrity to meet, it'd be Aunt Jemima. And the fucking Liberals killed her, man. They hung her. I can't believe they lynched Aunt Jemima. The left lynched Aunt Jemima. 9:19 Speaker 2 So I'm I'm 100% convinced that you're getting Aunt Jemima mixed up with Missus Butterworth, no? 9:25 Speaker 3 No, no Aunt Jemima, black lady, big ol smile. 9:28 Speaker 2 But how did you see her? 9:31 Speaker 3 As a great syrup maker and like. 9:32 Speaker 2 No, no, that's where I think you're wrong. See you. You're you're thinking of Miss Butterworth. 9:38 Speaker 3 No, no, I'm not. I know. We only had Aunt Jemama syrup growing up. 9:43 Speaker 2 What are you talking about, Aunt Jemama? I don't think that's true. I don't hold. 9:49 Speaker 3 On again. 9:50 Speaker 2 I don't want to. I don't want to. 9:52 Speaker 3 See, you're one of the people of the problem, all right? 9:52 Speaker 3 See, you're one of the people of the problem, all right? You you you forgot about Aunt Jemama completely. You said you wouldn't forget, damn it. And you forgot. 10:00 Speaker 2 No, dude, Aunt Jemima made the pancake mix. 10:03 Speaker 3 No, she made the she made the syrup. 10:05 Speaker 2 You're thinking of this lady. 10:07 Speaker 3 No, look up Aunt Jemima, dummy. 10:09 Speaker 2 I did, and there's no such thing as Aunt Jemima syrup. 10:12 Speaker 3 No, you're lying. You're just, you're just trying to make me think of something crazy. Oh. 10:16 Speaker 2 Man, I I do remember that you're talking about that one. 10:19 Speaker 3 Hold on. Wait. I don't see it. Yes. Yeah. I love that fucking face. I was like, yeah, I'm about to put yourself all over my food, lady. I appreciate it, Aunt Jemima. 10:27 Speaker 2 Nope. 10:30 Speaker 3 I heard that was a dog fucking shit up. 10:30 in the morning, please. Thank you. All right, I'll, if not, I'll have, I'll get your number from Chuck. I'll text you. All right. What else do you need? 10:32 Speaker 2 He just knocked over like a whole tape. 10:32 Speaker 2 He just knocked over like a whole tape. I don't even know what's going on. Anyway, Yeah. Now. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Because now it's called. 10:39 Speaker 3 Per milling. 10:41 Speaker 2 Oh, that's terrible. 10:42 Speaker 3 They got rid of her. They got rid of the hot Indian lady on Land O Lakes. They got rid of Aunt Jemima's husband, Uncle Ben. I mean, they got rid of everybody that was good. I'm like, on the face of food, Like, why would you do that? Because they're not white and all these people are like, it's racist to have black people on food items. 10:58 Let's get rid of them so it's not racist. And then you just erase who they are, you fucking idiots. You killed Uncle Ben, Aunt Jemima, and the hot Indian on Land O Lakes. I hate it. 11:07 Speaker 2 Is Miss Butterworth white or black? 11:10 Speaker 3 You know, that that that was that was more of like a psyop, I think. I think they were trying to transition into faceless, you know, breakfast brands. And they just went for, you know, no name, you know, kind of like Tony, Tony's, Tony's. Tony's been repping for a while, but he always stays the same. 11:28 And I appreciate it, but he's not a real person. So he just lives forever. 11:31 Speaker 2 11:31 Speaker 2 See if this is smart, This is really smart. What they did here. It says here that Miss Butterworth was designed to be a black woman, an issue that also lies with the fact that early commercials used a white woman for her voice, which got a lot of people talking right. But they didn't like that that they're using a white woman to be Miss Butterworth when she was supposed to be black. 11:50 You. 11:50 Speaker 3 Speaking proper, how about that? 11:52 Speaker 2 But in 2020, they decided they would make her white to prevent her from being cancelled as well. Smart, right? So they were like, no, no, she was never supposed to be black. She's definitely white. And they were like, right, we'll let her stay, right? 12:00 to 12:07 They're like, dodged a bullet on that one. So I think, yeah. But it it was, man. 12:14 Speaker 3 If if if I'm correct, I believe Aunt Jemima was secretly fucking Jimmy Dean, right? 12:18 Speaker 2 That's not even true. 12:20 Speaker 3 Yeah, well, they had to keep it quiet because, you know, back in the time blacks couldn't mix with the whites. But I I believe I read that somewhere. Aunt Jemima was fucking Jimmy Dean. 12:29 Aunt Jemima and Jimmy Dean's Alleged Love Affair OK, well I'm not going to write that, but let's see if they dated. You're talking about Jimmy Dean from Jimmy Dean Sausage. 12:34 Speaker 3 Yes, yeah, Big Breakfast people. 12:36 Speaker 2 12:36 Speaker 2 God, that would be a freaking match made in heaven, wouldn't it? 12:38 Speaker 3 I, I think, you know, it wasn't too pub, too public, but I read and I went down to wormhole about it. 12:46 Speaker 2 Well, she was. She was born in 1890. I don't even think they crossed paths, dummy. 12:51 Speaker 3 He was, he was like in the early 30s, I think, wouldn't he? 12:55 Speaker 2 Jimmy Dean. So because she was in 1890, this would be amazing. Though if they did Jimmy Dean hooked up with Aunt Jemima, there was no way they would allow that to happen. 13:08 Speaker 3 Well, they can't, obviously, because it's black and white. That's why they had to do it secretly. Aunt Jemima and Jimmy Dean fucked. I'm I'm telling you that right now. But they had to do it secretly because they couldn't let it get out or it would ruin both the fucking brands. 13:19 Speaker 2 He wasn't even born until 1928. 13:22 Speaker 3 I said the 30s, is it not? 13:25 Speaker 2 He would have been. He would have been 3. 13:28 Speaker 3 Yeah, but he could have banged her when he was 15, you know, he started making them biscuits. She's like, damn boy, you got a good biscuit. Let me put some cereb on your biscuits. 13:34 Speaker 2 She'd have been 45. 13:34 Speaker 2 She'd have been 45. OK, you know. 13:37 Speaker 3 Milfs are still a thing back then. 13:39 Speaker 2 There's no way he would risk it all. Well man, she is older. 13:44 Speaker 3 Yeah, and she was already in the breakfast gang, you know? 13:47 Speaker 2 Did you know that Jimmy Dean is the same Jimmy Dean that sings? 13:51 Speaker 3 Yes. 13:51 Speaker 2 He sung Big Bad John. 13:53 Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah, he fucking makes biscuits, fucks Jemima and sings. 13:56 Speaker 2 Dude that that guy was that song made me cry my eyes out when I was a kid. Have you ever heard it? 14:02 Speaker 3 I think, yeah, if you played it, I would hurt it. 14:04 Speaker 2 Oh my God, no, you've you've heard. 14:05 Speaker 3 Don't play it right here because we're going to get fucking taken down and everything. But yeah, And I think he's dead. We can't, like, tell him. We were just talking about how he was banging Jimmy, Aunt Jemima. But that's true. That's true. If anybody wants to know, Aunt Jemima and Jimmy Dean had a secret hook up, but they couldn't tell people about it because the black and white thing, when it got people all out of control and it would have ruined their breakfast game. 14:27 But they started banging and making biscuits and, you know, syrup together and then both great traditions. 14:34 Speaker 2 14:34 Speaker 2 None of that's true whatsoever. I'm. 14:36 Speaker 3 Trying to get a clip, damn it. 14:38 Speaker 2 Oh, sorry dude. Say it again. Say it again. 14:41 Speaker 3 Doll, you heard it. Here. Hold on. Let me start over. Yeah, I'm telling you, man, you look it up. It's real. Jimmy Dean and Aunt Jemima were fucking all right, but they had to keep it on the down low because black and whites were not allowed to mix at the time. And it would have screwed up both their breakfast game. 14:57 But they were banging. Now we got great fucking breakfast sandwiches and you can put some banging syrup on there as soon as we get rid of that bitch Pearl. 15:06 Speaker 2 That's exactly how the Mcgriddles came about. Nobody knows that it's actually because of the relationship between Aunt Jemima and Jimmy Dean. The Mcgriddles came about because McDonald's got involved. They're actually the one, allegedly. I don't know if this is true, but the owner of McDonald's is the one who caught them having the love affair and they they gave him the rights to the Mcgriddle to shut him up. 15:26 It was. 15:26 Speaker 3 Crazy. Yeah, because you've seen that movie about McDonald's, about how he was. He was a sneaky motherfucker. He took the restaurant out from underneath the actual owners. I can't remember his name but. 15:36 Speaker 2 Michael Keaton. Michael Keaton, that stupid idiot. 15:38 Speaker 3 Yeah, but his name in there, I can't remember what it was. And they filmed that in downtown Newnan where I live. But yeah, he definitely I, I can see that. I didn't know that part of it, but that makes more sense to tie it all together. 15:48 Speaker 2 It does. That was really good. That was well said. 15:51 Speaker 3 All right, that was it. 15:52 Navigating Professionalism and Tricky Guest Bookings Good job. All right, we just need to start doing one of those like 1 episode, all right? So we just fucking clips in there. People like what? 16:02 Speaker 2 It's funny because you know, because you know, Brandon knows this. We we got reached out to by a person that I got to be careful what I say here because I don't want this. I don't know if all right, I'm just going to say what I can say. So we got reached out to somebody like a publicist, I guess, if you will, right for like people that are paying to do interviews on different podcasts and stuff like that to spread whatever they're spreading. 16:24 And it came about for the war stories thing. And I told Brandon today, this is, this is so awesome because all these guys are lined up to come on war stories with me. And I don't know if I, I guess it's a thing right where they're like, Hey, shoot me your address. 16:39 I'm going to send you a signed copy of my book, and I'm going, OK, you know, like, here's my address. Like, cool, you know free stuff, right? 16:47 Speaker 3 Tell them like, I'll put it up back there, but I don't know how to fucking read, man. 16:50 Speaker 2 Well, dude, that's so the best part is today one of them sent me a Kindle copy. So I get, I get this notification to my phone and it's like bloop and it says you have a Kindle book that has been delivered for blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. The title is blah blah. 17:07 And I'm going, I don't even know how to read that. Like I didn't even know I had Kindle on my phone. 17:12 Speaker 3 I don't like that. You should probably preface this by telling people like you read like the bare minimum. Like you haven't opened a book in like probably 20 years. You. 17:20 Speaker 2 Want to know the last time I read a book? 17:23 Speaker 3 7th grade. 17:24 Speaker 2 Couldn't tell you, dude. Couldn't tell you. It was probably. It was probably John Grisham maybe 20 years ago, I don't know, something like that. 17:32 Speaker 3 But to me, that just seems odd, like a Kindle book. Like we can't display that in the background or anything like it. Sometimes I will see people, you know, I was thinking about that. After you tell me they're sending books, I'm like, damn, I need to get a bookshelf. I'm not going to read them ever. But I can display them in the back, you know, make people think I'm smarter than I am, you know? No, no. 17:47 Speaker 2 That's the best part is they're sending me Kindle books and they're sending me hard copies. They sent me the Kindle book so I can read it before the interview. 17:55 Speaker 3 Yeah, it's not happening. 17:56 Speaker 2 I didn't, I didn't want to say that I, you know, because I definitely want to do these interviews reviews, but I'm going to read, I'll read the narrative, you know, I'll read the synopsis that I that I can get on Google because I've googled a couple of these dudes. They're legit. They got good stories. They got, and you guys are going to hear about it on war stories next week. 18:12 But now here's my other problem, right? The way we do war stories is I take the best 15 minutes and it's attached to an episode. So these people never fails. Hey, you know, send me the link. So I send Tracy, who if you guys listened to yesterday's episode, Tracy was the last 15 minutes. 18:32 Tracy Sherman, great interview, very interesting. Being a Coast Guard. I didn't I've never had that. She's a cocks cocksman girl, something like that. She's a cocksman is what they're called. But I called her Cocks Girl because it was funny, but she just had like funny stories and she was talking about did you listen to the did you listen to the episode? 18:49 Speaker 3 Oh yeah, I don't listen to all of them all the time. Yeah, everyone. 18:52 Speaker 2 So you listen to the Brazilian fart porn. 18:55 Speaker 3 Oh no, I did not. 18:56 Speaker 2 OK, so just, you know, a lot of funny stuff in it. She was actually a very good interview. So today, you know, she texts me and says, hey, can you send me the link so I can listen to it? So I send it to her. Here's the problem that we're going to have with this Brandon is you name the episodes, right? 19:13 So I send her the episode that she's in and it says and it's right right there and itch deep in my butt is the name of the episode. So I sent it to her and I said, Hey, here's here's your episode, right? 19:31 And she said an itch deep in my butt question mark. And I said, I'm so sorry. I don't name the episodes, right? So so here's here's here's the thing with with the episodes that are coming out where we have these people coming on that are actually being sent to us from a publicist and they're actual real deal authors and whatever. 19:52 You're going to have to like, change something. 19:55 Speaker 3 They, they all right all right all right First off, let me explain how this all happened, right? So I, I started getting e-mail. First off, I don't know how they got my e-mail. I'm guessing they're, they're finding the main show and my emails connected to it and they're sending me an e-mail. Well, we've had like 3 people do that. They send me an e-mail and as soon as I see it's talking about war stories, I just forward to Chuck. 20:13 And then whenever they send me a follow up e-mail, I'll send that to Chuck also. But So what she is is essentially what we had at the radio station. So these people will pay. Let's say you got a book or you're a porn star and you know you're about to shove a 20 inch dildo up your asshole. 20:28 And they're like, I need people to know about this before I release it. So you would find APR agency, you'd find someone like this lady. She's based out in LA. Her name is Eve. She's from what I can tell, seems legit. Her her lowest option on her website for monthly support is $3000 a month. 20:44 So people pay her 3000, $1000 a month for the lowest 1. And essentially what her job is, is to find shows or radio stations that fit the demographic they're looking for this other book. Now, when we're at the radio station, we had a dude, he was also based out of California, did the same thing. 21:00 He would send, you know, when someone's ready to do a radio tour, they're like, all right, we got you here in Atlanta on 100.5. We're also going to send you over here to 99.7 in Atlanta in the same building. And then we're going to send you down the street and then you're going to Florida. And then you're just bouncing around doing a radio tour or you're just calling in. But so this lady, I don't know if she thinks we're like a radio station or a podcast, but people are paying her to get on our show, essentially. 21:25 And we're still making $0.00. But we think it can be a good fit because ideally what we'd like to do is kind of reach out to her maybe next week after Chuck gets a few of these war stories done that she has sent us because that's a good check on her book. And they're going to love the show. 21:40 They're going to see, you know, scratch deep in my butt. They're like, wait, what? And they're going to listen to the rest of it. Like these guys are hilarious. Like I love my 15 minutes, let me go listen to the rest. But I think it's going to work out good because we can have her give us guests and we're going to, we're going to be helping her by promoting her guests. 21:56 And in turn, we need to be getting on some other shows as well. I think is the way to do it. You know, instead of paying 3 grand because the highest package is like the highest one is 8 grand and then there's another one that says I'm ready to get this thing going huge. So that's the one we want, but we want it for free. 22:13 Speaker 2 Yeah, OK, Well, I'm glad that we worked it all out because I've been very, very bad that if somebody reaches out to me and they're like, hey man, I want to be on War Stories and I want to talk about my stuff and I go, OK, cool. And I just e-mail them back. I'm like, cool, right? And then I just don't care. I it's not that I don't care. 22:29 Speaker 3 Up One day they're just going to pop up on Stream Yard when he sits down. 22:33 Speaker 2 I'm very much just like, look, dude, if you really want to be on, don't you, you need to reach out to me and go, hey man, here's all the information, here's my e-mail, send me the stuff. Don't make it hard for me to track you down. I, I mean, I'll tell you, there was one dude I really wanted this guy on. He had a charity here in Atlanta. 22:49 They're doing A and I'm not going to say anything bad about him because I mean, there's nothing bad to say, but he's doing a charity event for golf. Huge, huge golf tournament here in Atlanta and he owns the charity. Otis. No, I can't. 23:04 Either way the guy goes, he goes, hey, man, I need golfers. I need golfers for this event. And I'm, and he's talking about some of the Braves are going to be there. It's this huge, huge thing and he goes, but I need your help. He's like, you know, do you got, do you got listeners in Atlanta that might want to play in this thing? It's, you know, 200 dollars, $300 or whatever for per golfer. 23:21 I'm like, yeah, I mean, I think that'd be a good fit. I I think we have plenty of people that golf. I don't golf like even Brandon's freaking Rory McIlroy compared to me, right? Like I don't golf at all anymore. I've given it up, but I'm, I'm telling this guy I'm like, yeah, man, absolutely. 23:36 I message him, I go, hey, like we got to record between Wednesday and Sunday. I feel like that's a pretty big window. OK, I'm not. 23:44 Speaker 3 It's like the majority of the week. That's like 7575% of times available in a week. 23:49 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, exactly. And so I'm saying you're like, hey, dude, like we got to do this. And and and you know how I go, how I work. Hey, you tell me what what time works for you and then I'll build my schedule around you. And this dude, I swear to God, he goes, yeah, I'm feeling a little under the weather. 24:04 I can't do it till October. What? And I'm, I'm pretty on AIDS. I don't know. I said, I said it's only going to take an hour. And he goes, yeah, man, I'm going to just keep me on the schedule and I'll, I'll, I'll do it in October. Keep you on the schedule. 24:20 Like what do you think? Like I'm not, I've got maybe 2 to 3 deep at any at any time. And when I reach like I reached out to a dude yesterday. This dude's a professional bodybuilder. He just won his first like bodybuilding championship thing and he's a vet. He he's a 30 year vet now. 24:37 He's in now, he's bodybuilding and I reach out to him like, yo dude, do you want to come on? Like I got an hour and an hour, right? And he's like, I'm doing, I'm doing personal fitness chaining at the gym right now and I pretty much do this everyday. OK, guess what, you gone. 24:53 I, I don't, I don't have time for that. Like if you want to come on, come on. So that's why I think Eve's going to help because these people are paying. So I have a feeling they're going to come on like they're not going to miss this. And so when they do, I need you guys to, you know, to help us out. So when you when you hear the one on Monday, you know, comment like, Oh my God, this dude's amazing. 25:11 I bet his book's so good, right? And I'll tell you what's good, because I'm going to read it. 25:15 Speaker 3 Now he, he won't, he'll skim it, he'll read the back of it and then they'll be like, Oh yeah, that's real good. I love that one. But yeah, no comment on the Spotify that helps the most. And then they can see it also. But that's the goal. We'll we'll see how that goes with them. And they reach out to us, you know, and you're talking about a guy like keeping us on their, our schedule. 25:31 Like dude, our schedule's like made-up day off, you know, besides the events, you know, sometimes I won't. I didn't answer Chuck's call today till like 3 because I was in a fucking nightmare situation. That house with 25 year old system breaks everywhere. Finally I called him. I'm like, hey, what's up guy? 25:47 Anyone record today? My yeah, we can record today. That'd work. And. 25:50 Speaker 2 And, and, and it's definitely later than we wanted to do, but then I wanted to go earlier. But Megan was making spaghetti and the noodles weren't soft. I was like, dude, I'm like, what is going? I'm like Megan, you told me I could record at 26:09 I'm like, well, leftover spaghetti or leftover yesterday she was yesterday's I'm like, what the heck, Why? It's so weird. It's like she gets mad at me and then I get stuck with two day old chicken. I'm going, but you got the spaghetti done. But she's she won't let me eat on the show anymore either because you idiots, Chuck's smacking and we and Chuck can't do that. 26:29 So Megan, I guess that drives Megan crazy. So anyway, so I had to record 30 minutes later. It's nuts. 26:34 Speaker 3 Yeah, that's cool. And you scarf your spaghetti down and shit it out instantly. Chuck's like I'm pooping and I'm ready. 26:39 Speaker 2 OK, Why do you why do you got to tell? Why do you tell everything about our conversation? Can we not? You said it to me two days ago. Yeah. 26:46 Speaker 3 You could have told people and I don't care. I literally said on the show, like Monday, I was like, I ate a bunch of gas station chicken. I'm about to shit my pants, you know? And then then at the show, I said, all right, I'm about to go shit out of this gas station chicken and it's not that big a deal. 26:59 Speaker 2 It's that kimchi, dude. It's that kimchi. That kimchi is killing me. 27:03 Speaker 3 You know, I, I haven't ate dinner with like, you know, on like a regular basis with people like a family style. 27:09 The Realities of Pay-to-Play in Georgia High School Sports Do y'all all sit in the dining room and eat or y'all like at the bar and some people are in the living room, some people are in there, you know, I don't know, outside eating or y'all like strictly like family's got to be here eating every night. 27:19 Speaker 2 We only do the family thing if we're all here and we all don't have anything. So Savannah's Savannah made the middle school softball team for Secondger. So she's dude, she her, her life is about ready to get crazy. So she's doing that. By the way, she's doing fundraising for the for the school, for her team. 27:38 So I'll definitely hit you up with that. What? 27:43 Speaker 3 Hey, who? What me up? 27:44 Speaker 2 Yeah, who else am I talking? 27:45 Speaker 3 To I didn't know you talked about listeners in general. I don't. 27:47 Speaker 2 Know no, I'm talking to you. I mean it's just, you know, it's not a big donation like 1 or $200 will get it done. How much? 27:53 Speaker 3 For us to get a daily dose Show billboard out there. 27:55 Speaker 2 We're not doing that. We're not. We're not. We're not. We're never associating anything with me and the show with that team. 28:01 Speaker 3 Savannah, it's a it's one to the fucking fence. And it's like, oh, and a nail the Daily dose show sign. I almost do not listen to that. OK. 28:09 Speaker 2 Who? Who allowed that sign to be there? That's weird. I can't believe somebody would allow that. Right? No doing that, but no, it's you were just doing, that's how they that's how they roll. Allegedly, if you play high school sports, I don't know enough. I, I mean, I, I played high school sports in Michigan and in Michigan it was this crazy thing where if you went to public school and you played high school sports, it was free. 28:29 It was wild, I mean, wild, wild times. You know, you'd pay, obviously you'd pay for your football pads and your helmet and all that, but that was it in Georgia. What I found, I don't know if this is SEC, if this is just because of where we live. It's the dumbest thing ever. You have to raise money to be on a team and it's essentially pay to play. 28:50 Speaker 3 Except for football. Football has so many booster clubs because we are a football state. Any other sport though, yeah, they're like, yeah, we just don't have any money for you. Like we got, you know, the $1,000,000 is all going to football and we don't have any for you guys. So how about you raise the money? Do your own thing? 29:05 Speaker 2 Like, how mad would you be if you went to Beaufort High School, right? And they just spent what we talked about it the about, I don't know, 50 episodes, 100. 29:13 Speaker 3 And 20 million or something crazy. 29:14 Speaker 2 On a football field and then your kids playing tennis, right? And they're like, yeah, it's going to be $7000. You know you're going. 29:22 Speaker 3 I mean, and then it goes back to like the WNBA question about why they get paid less because people just not watching it, they just don't care. I mean I football. 29:29 Speaker 2 Yeah, but it's a public school. It's a public school system. 29:32 Speaker 3 Yeah, But they, you know, it's football down here is the staple because if you can get into football, I mean, you've got a million opportunities to go play and you could go play in college. And half the time people don't even care if you go to pro. They just want you playing at a good college and being a starter. Because, I mean, nowadays you can make millions doing that and never have to go pro. 29:50 And you don't even have to use your college degree. Just take your, you know, $5 million, spend a million, put the rest in the bank, and you're set for life. 29:57 Speaker 2 Well, the the best part is you're not going to use your high your college degree anyway, so. 30:01 Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, But yeah, that's just what it is. I think football just runs deep in the South and it gets the most viewers out of any sport I'd say. 30:11 Speaker 2 I no, I agree with all that. I just, I just saw the number that they're trying to raise per player. Well, I mean for like if she makes JV next season, which she should, I mean, she's on the A-Team for middle school. 30:27 So she's moving up to she's moving to to junior high. I'm sorry, high school. So she so. 30:32 Speaker 3 She right now she's. 30:34 Speaker 2 Going to 8th grade, so she made the A-Team, there's 12 girls on that team and then obviously those 12 girls on the middle school team are moving up to high school, right? So she should make JV team, yeah. 30:46 Speaker 3 But you have like four other schools that are also moving their top 12 girls up. 30:50 Speaker 2 Exactly. So you're going to have, what is that 2020, 4848 girls that are competing for, you know, a slot on the spot, 20 and dude, it's like 7 grand that they're asking for. 31:02 Speaker 3 Dude, that's like a semester at fucking college, you know, like like West Georgia was like 4 grand a year if you didn't have any benefits or something like that. But it was that's crazy. 7 grand. But I mean, is, is this a school that like, you know, when she goes to the high school, I don't know what high school she's going to, but are they going to be are like scouts like really looking for college, you know? 31:21 Speaker 2 Yeah, I mean, 'cause she's going to be, she's going to be playing against, you know, the Mill Creeks and the Buford and all those big high schools in the area. I mean, it's, it's a big, I mean, it's a, it's a 3A school. But I think really, but the other schools here are like 5A. 31:37 Speaker 3 Dude, the school I went to is the highest class. It's it was 7A and then they brought 7A down South. 6A is now the highest. That's the school I went to was a six AII figured y'all schools were bigger up there, but I guess down here they only had three of them. So we got a lot, you know, rednecks out in the middle of nowhere. They had to go to school too. 31:52 Speaker 2 They had to get up at 31:57 Speaker 3 Yeah, middle school was. It was a fucking 30 minute ride. 31:59 Speaker 2 How how many people graduated in your high school class? 32:03 Speaker 3 I believe it was 900. 32:05 Speaker 2 Yeah, well, that's about what her class will be. I know. I'm sorry. No, her class will be closer to six, 600. But as before, they built a new school. I mean, all these schools just have way too many kids, dude. Like, they don't even know each other. Like, when I was in school, we all knew each other. Like, it's weird. 32:21 Like Carter, you know. 32:23 Speaker 3 Yeah, but my dad graduated, he said. He had like 20-3 people in his graduating class or something crazy. 32:27 Speaker 2 That's legit dude my buddy out in Montana they played Iron Man football and it was only like 7 on 7 and he would have to drive from Montana to Denver to play. He he did get in a bus and drive for like 12 hours to play a game and then drive back the next day. 32:44 I'm like, that's legit. That's what I'm talking about. 32:46 Speaker 3 Well, hell yeah. Well, I'm glad Savannah's on the team. I don't know how what that had to do with everyone eating dinner at the same place. 32:54 Speaker 2 Oh, because, yeah, because, I mean, if we're not here, you know, we got stuff going on and she's babysitting. She's making a lot of money. She's made $1000 this month. 33:01 Speaker 3 That's good man, that's like 2 months of living here at Def August's house. 33:05 Speaker 2 Yeah, I mean, the problem though is that she's she's going to get fired, so. 33:10 Speaker 3 She's dropping the children. She keeps giving them stuff they're not supposed to have. 33:13 Slugs in Vents and Worms in Fish Tanks Well, that's the problem. Like she lets the little girl, so the little girl I think is 3 or 4 that she babysits and and she came home and and I said how'd it go? And she goes it was pretty good. I don't I don't even know the kids names. So I'm going to say Julie, right, the little girl. And she's like, but Julie, Julie was collecting slugs and I was like, OK, where was that at? 33:34 She goes Outback and I saw not a big deal. And she goes, well, then she put them in their house. I said, well, what, what, what their house? And she goes, well, they, she made them like a little cardboard box. And I was like, OK, and then what she was we took them inside. I said, I said, OK, well, you know, that's not that big of a deal. 33:51 And she goes and then she dumped them all down the air vent and like, and like I said, what? So she took an entire box of slugs and Savannah's watching this little girl and she just dumps them all down the air of it. And so Savannah's trying to get the like, the register off the floor, but they were screwed in and she couldn't get them off. 34:12 So she just didn't tell anybody. 34:15 Speaker 3 There's going to be fucking they love that environment to a cool and wet place to live. They're going to they're going to breed like a mother. Dude that housing tried to explode with slugs. As soon as they're ready for their March, 10,000 slugs are just going to emerged from the air pants. 34:29 Speaker 2 Thousands. So that was the first thing that scared me. And then the second thing, the little boy, he's 7 and he went out collecting worms and he's all, you know, he and Sabina's like, oh, he loves worms so much. He loves worms, you know, he collects worms. So he puts them in his like little thing. 34:44 He's like a little Brandon, you know, he's got his like little like dirt soil box and he made a Tupperware with all his worms. So she said she's watching, she's watching a movie with them and she said, hey, I'm going to go make you guys lunch or whatever. And she gets up and leaves. 35:00 She comes back and she sees his hand over this huge, like it's like an expensive saltwater fish tank, right? And she goes, she goes, what are you, what are you doing? And he goes nothing. And she looked and there's all these freaking worms in the water and all the fish are just swimming around them. 35:18 They're not messing with them. So she, she, she gets in the truck and she goes, dad, they'll eat them, right? Listen, I don't, I don't know. I've never, I've never went saltwater fishing with a worm, you know what I mean? So. So I'm guessing they're all going to die and they're going to be. 35:34 Speaker 3 Like what the fuck is that? The fish are like, what kind of weird fucking fish is this? Is that is that? Is that Brad's Brad the eels cousin? Is that like Mark or something? 35:46 Speaker 2 I don't know. So. So we'll see how long this lasts. Right now she's she's raking it in, but she's not a strong babysitter. 35:53 Speaker 3 Yeah, it's not good, but I mean as long as she keeps doing until they find out, you know, she just have one client or multiple because she's just. 35:58 Speaker 2 11 client and they got her every weekend. I don't know what these people do. I'm impressed whatever they're doing because they're working from 36:10 Speaker 3 She's probably a stripper, he's probably the manager. 36:13 Speaker 2 They're both, I think they're both either doctors or they're some type of medical because they always have scrubs on. So I don't, but I don't, I don't know what they do. But yeah, I mean, she's doing, she's doing good. She's just, she's going to kill. She's going to have a lot of dead animals in the house by the time she's done. 36:27 Speaker 3 Yeah, or she got a trained fish to eat. Worms, you know, saltwater fish I know you can eat. 36:32 Speaker 2 That shark. A shark. 36:34 Upcoming Live Event and How to Support the Podcast All right, well, if you listen to us on iHeartRadio app, podcast or Spotify, be sure to leave us a five star review and a follow. It helps out a good bit. It really does. And we see y'all doing it all the time. Don't forget we're doing APS 5 giveaway at 1000 reviews on the Spotify. Y'all keep it up. 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Yeah, I think that of that. 38:22 Speaker 2 Did you call Dean Stewart back about the hardwood flooring in the Freightliner? 38:26 Speaker 3 Dude I I don't even have his number when did he ever call me? 38:29 Speaker 2 He's texted you like 5 times and he texted me and he's like dude, Brandon will not call me back. 38:33 Speaker 3 I, I don't have it. I don't know if it's going to spam or what, but I've not seen anybody say, hey, it's Dean got carp or I, I got wood for ya. 38:41 Speaker 2 All right, Dean, reach out to him again. He'll he'll answer. 38:43 Speaker 3 Tomorrow and it's to me today at like 38:52 Speaker 2 That's it. That's it. Good job you. 38:54 Speaker 3 Want to hear something crazy? 38:56 Speaker 2 I'd love to all. 38:57 Speaker 3 Right. We're going to get to daily DOS, Adam. 39:00 Speaker 2 News. That's your Daily dos 39:24 Kars 4 Kids and Other Questionable Non-Profit Organizations California Superior Court judge found Cars for Kids violated state false advertising and unfair competition laws. I found this very convenient, you know, since considering we got the buses, we stole them from Cars for Kids and you know. 39:41 Speaker 2 Wait, wait, wait. We did not steal them from Cars for Kids. 39:45 Speaker 3 39:45 Speaker 3 We took it right out underneath of them. We took it right. 39:47 Speaker 2 Out from underneath. They were going to cars for kids and then we offered more money. Yeah. 39:54 Speaker 3 Well, we took it out. We took it out from right underneath of them, and I'm glad we did. Do you know why Cars for Kids is under? Is California's no longer allowing them to advertise in their state? California donated around 30,000 cars a year. 40:10 They were the they supplied 25% of the cars for Cars for Kids and California said enough. Can you guess why? 40:17 Speaker 2 I'm guessing they were reselling the cars and they were keeping 80% of the profit and donating 20. 40:25 Speaker 3 Who do you think they are and who do you think? 40:27 Speaker 2 The management of cars for kids or the owners of cars for kids? 40:30 Speaker 3 Yeah, OK. All right. They're Jews, all right. The Jews owned cars for kids, and they were. Instead of aiding children's charities, the majority of proceeds are funneled to an Orthodox Orthodox Jewish organization called Aura. 40:46 The funds pay for programs such as religious summer camps, gap year trips to Israel, and matchmaking for young Jews, facts that were intentionally omitted from their catchy nationwide commercials. And they also built a new facility of $16,000,000 in Israel. 41:05 Dude, are you fucking kidding me? 41:05 Dude, are you fucking kidding me? So all these times people thought they were giving their cars, they're getting a ride off. They're like, all right, someone's going to sell my car for three grand and we're going to have kids, you know, that are in need in Mississippi or Alabama or Montana or New York or Georgia. They can't afford to eat. 41:20 They're in terrible situations. They're going to get this money wrong. It's all going to the Jews, man. It's fucking insane. I could not believe it. Everybody is pissed off and it's not going to Jews that need help. It's going to these Orthodox organizations and the rest of it's going to Israel. Almost 95% of it was going to this organization. 41:39 Speaker 2 Why are you mad? This is exactly what you said you wanted to do. Yeah, but. 41:44 Speaker 3 I mean, the Jews thought of it first. This bastards. 41:50 Speaker 2 But why are you mad? It's like what they did is exactly what your business model was for us to start a charity so we could use the money to not have to pay taxes and pay ourselves. That's. 42:00 Speaker 3 Fun. That's completely OK, but I'm not going to lie and tell people that were helping sick kids when really we're just taking trips from here to fucking Mexico. 42:09 Speaker 2 What were we going to tell people the charity was for? 42:12 Speaker 3 We'll make something up about us, you know, we're gonna, we're giving money to the homeless, which is what we're gonna do. OK? But we are gonna do that. Yeah, that probably. 42:21 Speaker 2 I mean, but technically they probably help some of the kids. No, all I'm saying is this is genius. You can't get mad. It's exactly what we would have done. They just wanted to. They just shut up. That's not even true. That's not even true. That was that was that's hurtful. 42:36 It's a mean comment. 42:38 Speaker 3 It is, and I hope. 42:38 Speaker 2 You know what? What if I'm? What if I'm 30% Jew and I don't even know it? It's good that you shut up. Shut up. That's not true. You're not. You're mean. You're. 42:48 Speaker 3 Gash you, gash you at 30% bud. 42:50 Speaker 2 Oh my God. 42:53 Speaker 3 I'm just saying it's a this is a bad look for all the anti, you know, Jews are always complaining about anti-Semitic stuff. This is a bad look. You're taking money from children and you're taking money from and you're not, you're taking it out of the country, you're putting it into Israel. Why does Israel need a $16,000,000 cards for kids? 43:10 The building over there? Why not keep it in America? 43:13 Speaker 2 You're talking about, I mean it, it doesn't matter. I mean, like, look at, look at Black Lives Matter, right? Look what? Look what? 43:18 Speaker 3 Happened in there. Fucking idiot. 43:20 Speaker 2 This happens all over the place. You I'm I'm sure there's plenty of white charities that do the exact same thing. They're all Jewish. 43:29 Speaker 3 Probably no. No, if you were dumb enough to give money to Black Lives Matter, you're a fucking idiot. The thing with the cars thing is you thought your car was going to get sold and some kid in your county was going to get to eat piece of fucking bread. No, I don't use wiping their ass with that bread. 43:44 Speaker 2 I don't I don't want to talk bad about Wounded Warrior. I I really don't want to talk bad about Wounded Warrior Project. I don't, I don't, but I'm going to it. There was there was a lot of research done, investigations ran in on Wounded Warrior Project where they found out at one time, and I'm going to get you the exact number because I don't want to get blown up by somebody that oh, choke Chuck threw out a fake number. 44:10 So if you donated to Wounded Warrior Project, right, which we all know what it is, if you donated that, how much do you think goes to Wounded Warriors? 44:19 Speaker 3 10%. 44:21 Speaker 2 10%, yeah. The current number is 54%, so 54% and do you think that's OK 54% of what you give I. 44:41 Speaker 3 Mean, yeah, I, I guess that's about right, probably. We got to you got to pay the people and everything and whatnot to work. 44:46 Speaker 2 For it's a non profit, it's a non profit. That's my thing with non profit organizations is I'm going dude, if it's a non profit organization, it should be 100% after you have to obviously you get to pay some people right? Well, you, I think most people are volunteers. 45:02 Speaker 3 I mean, I think you got to figure out what your time's worth, you know? I mean, you're working 8 hours a day and you're running this shit. Was it worth $100.00 an hour, $800 a day? 45:09 Speaker 2 Yeah, yes, yeah. If me and you are, if me and you are running a charity, yes, that's how we're going to run it because we're trying to make money off of it. Of course we're doing it for tax evasion. We're. 45:18 Speaker 3 Going to give homeless people food every now and then, all right? It's going to be OK. It's going to be cool. We're going to do parties and whatnot. 45:23 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, but see, people know if we had the charity, nobody's going to sit there and go, oh, could you, Can you believe that Chuck and Brandon are only given 54% to the homeless people? They're going to go, holy crap, Chuck and Brandon are given 54%. That's amazing, right? Because they're going to expect us because we set the bar really low, right. 45:41 Wounded Warrior Project is set up here. Cars for kids. I don't even want to say it's set up here because as soon as I I mean dude, that that song alone had to be worth a. 45:50 Speaker 3 $1,000,000 I mean, it's such. 45:54 Speaker 2 AARS cars for kids. Oh dude, it's so it. 45:58 Speaker 3 Was a little juicy the whole time we didn't even know it. 46:00 Speaker 2 Oh my God. 46:01 Speaker 3 Craziness. 46:02 Speaker 2 My point is, it doesn't matter who runs the charity. 90% of charity, you got to do so much research on charities to make sure your money's actually going where you want it to go. And if and if you're charity, Wounded Warrior Project, Black Lives Matter, if your charity can be on my check, like when I go to order checks and I get all my checks, say I love my husband, Full disclosure. 46:27 And Megan gets so mad when I order checks and it says I love my husband in huge letters, but it's so funny. But like when you order your checks, you can get you can design them, right? And you can get Baltimore Orioles, Atlanta Braves checks, whatever you want. Did you know you can get a Black Lives Matter check or a Wounded Warrior Project check? 46:44 Speaker 3 Oh, to make it look like that you're part of the organization. 46:47 Speaker 2 I don't know. I don't know. I just think it's funny because it's like, what? What are we doing here? 46:51 Speaker 3 Well, you know, it's it's you know, I'll, I'll, I'll get on Black Lives Matters ass any time of the day. You know, I'm glad you brought that up also. But, you know, obviously they got in trouble. They took all that money. They said they're going to help black people. And what did they do? They stole it all, bought a bunch of mansions and cars and then went to prison for it. 47:06 But there was also like a group that I think it was also socially closely associated with them that they were going to buy some land in Georgia. They're going to buy like 100 acres and they're going to turn it to like a a black only town. You hear about that? 47:20 Speaker 2 I mean, it makes sense. I think that'd be good. 47:22 Speaker 3 Yeah, I mean, it's called downtown Atlanta right now. But they wanted to be. They thought it'd be nicer and better. So they went up there and they bought the land. They took the pictures and everything. Can you guess what happened? What, Somebody ran off with all the money? 47:37 Speaker 2 All right, so. 47:39 Speaker 3 The stereotypes just write themselves. 47:41 Speaker 2 All right, so I'm going to read you. Do you want to hear the list of the 10 worst charities in America as of 2025? 47:47 Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah. Do that. 47:49 Speaker 2 47:49 Speaker 2 All right, the worst charities in America, the number one, the Front Range Equine Rescue. 47:57 Speaker 3 OK, rescuing $15,000 horses, $30,000 horses. Wow. 48:02 Speaker 2 Is equine a horse? 48:03 Speaker 3 Yes, what? 48:05 Speaker 2 I don't know either way it gets a it gets AD cause only 39. I'm sorry. It's spent only 39% of its cash expenses on programs for horses. 48:17 Speaker 3 Right. Is, is Brett Favre's organization on there? I think he took like 99% of that. 48:22 Speaker 2 #2 is Black Lives Matter Global Network Foundation. It is rather separately incorporated with its in mind. The foundation spent only 47% of its cash on actual programs during the fiscal year. 48:40 Oh my God, Children's Cancer Research Fund is #3. 48:44 Speaker 3 Oh yeah, that's Jewish owned too. 48:46 Speaker 2 Oh my God, Committee for Missing Children is Georgia based and it only spends 9% of its so that's something we would run. That sounds like one of ours. 48:58 Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah. But we're going to help homeless and we can actually, you know, we get pictures every, you know, quarterly of us doing stuff. 49:04 Speaker 2 Feed the Children is a charity whose former leader appears on Charity Hall of Shame. For all the scandals, 41% of its money was spent. Cars for Kids made the list. 49:19 Speaker 3 Yeah. 49:20 Speaker 2 Look at you, many people think it is Jewish owned. It is not. 49:24 Speaker 3 You just made that up. 49:25 Speaker 2 Yeah, that did make that up. Protect the Saint Joseph's Indian School. 49:32 Speaker 3 Oh how fucking retarded are you to donate to an Indian school? Really. 49:37 Speaker 2 The Tria Senior Citizens League, it's a Virginia based social welfare nonprofit, spent only 30% of its cash on the charity for the Troops, a california-based charity, spent only 36%. Let's see if I can get in the air that. 49:52 Speaker 3 You know, I'm, I'm trying to figure out, you know, you say, let's say the nonprofit makes 1000 a year, right? And they give 300 away, but they got 7 people that were working and you give them $100 each. I mean, he gave 30% away, but seven, you know, 70% was to pay the people that were out there working. 50:12 Speaker 2 But it's a nonprofit, therefore it's a tax write off. Therefore all the hours you donate are tax deductions. You're donating your time. Haven't you ever volunteered? 50:20 Speaker 3 No, I have not been a criminal. 50:22 Speaker 2 You volunteered. You volunteered on the Super Bowl party. 50:27 Speaker 3 I think that was more hosting. 50:27 Speaker 3 I think that was more hosting. I mean I did an Eagle Scout project and everything. I don't like the word volunteers. I feel like you're just weird to me. I do appreciate volunteers though when they come out and help, but I don't consider them volunteers. I consider those listeners that want to be a part of something cool. I hate the word volunteer. 50:42 It just seems weird. It seems like it seems unskilled when the when you say volunteer, seems like, yeah, you get in the bottom of the barrel because you can't afford to hire anybody to come out here. That's the only problem I have with volunteer. But when we do our events, we got high class people to come out there and help us and they know what they're doing all right, because they love the the content and the program. 51:02 Speaker 2 And all the time that you're out there, you can write that off. So June 7th, if you guys come out, that is an event, we're going to be donating money to the West Foundation. You simply being there is you volunteering your time. Therefore, on your taxes, you can save five hours donated community service and you can value that at $5000 if you'd like and. 51:22 Speaker 3 You can probably write off all your food and drinks while you're there because you're working and you got to eat and you got to drink to entertain the other folks there. 51:27 Speaker 2 And your gas, that is you can get there. And the wear and tear on your vehicle. 51:30 Speaker 3 And if you buy a car right before you come, you can write the whole thing off. 51:33 Speaker 2 The whole car. 51:36 Speaker 3 So everybody buy a car, We're going to have a whole parking lot on June, on June 7th is going to be brand new fucking cars out there. Like everybody, we're writing this thing off IRS is going to be like, so you had an event, people wrote off $1.5 million. How? 51:49 Speaker 2 Much. How much did you guys make? We were able to donate a solid $425. That's pretty awesome. We made a lot of money. 51:56 Speaker 3 And we got a shotgun and we gave it to someone else and that was a big ordeal that was crazy ATM. Like, wait, wait, wait, what? But yeah, it's fucking wild. It's crazy. So, all right, up next, I really have a headline for this, but Spencer Pratt to win mayor of LA? 52:20 Spencer Pratt's Campaign and California's Voter ID Issues Maybe. More than likely. 52:21 Speaker 2 I hope he does, yeah. 52:23 Speaker 3 What's fucking crazy, though, is what I mainly want to talk about is the fact that California has no voter ID laws whatsoever. So what people have been doing and are continuing to do is they're flying in or they're driving in from other States and other cities to go to LA to vote for Spencer Pratt, which is kind of fucking funny. 52:43 It's kind of like you gotta shot yourself there in the foot, didn't you, liberals? But not wanting any voter ID because it's racist or some shit. Now you got people flying in from all across the country that want Spencer Pratt in there. He plans on getting rid of the homeless, either putting them in mental institutions, hospitals or jails. 53:00 I think those are the three options he gave them. And I think that's right. I think it's what you should do. And the liberals lost their fucking mind. They even did a a campaign against him saying Spencer Pratt wants to get homeless people off the street and put them in hospitals or mental institutions. 53:16 And people are watching that like, yeah, yeah, I think everybody in LA wants that. Get the fucking homeless off the street. Ain't doing no good, man. They ain't doing nothing worthwhile. And they're just, they're bad for the city. It's fucking insane. But I think he might win. And if he does, he said he's bringing the IRS in to overlook all the books and everything from the previous administration, all the income, all the expenses and everything paid for. 53:39 So they're freaking out now. So they're like, oh, my God, we cannot have Spencer Pratt, fucking mayor of LA. Have you heard anything about this? 53:47 Speaker 2 Yes, I have. Now I just want to let everyone know that since Brandon brought this up, right, I got online and I went to Vote America, right? Vote America, where you can request your absentee mail in ballot for California. 54:01 Speaker 3 No way can you send it to Georgia. 54:03 Speaker 2 And I filled it all out. I put my Georgia address on there and my date of birth and my e-mail and I'm going to hit continue what it says and it says here you can finish this process online request my ballot just hit and it says please complete this. 54:30 Here are the details completed for absentee voting. I think I just ordered a California absentee ballot is. 54:35 Speaker 3 That that fucking insane. We can just all vote in California if we want to, but you know, some people are just showing up because they cannot ask you at the at at the polling place for an ID, which is absolutely insanity. 54:48 Speaker 2 It's so stupid. 54:48 Speaker 2 It's so stupid. It's so this whole, this whole thing is just ridiculous. And I mean, Spencer Pratt, I don't think is really running as a Republican. He's just running it. Oh, is he? So he has. He has decided he is a Republican. 54:59 Speaker 3 It's claimed Republican seat. 55:00 Speaker 2 I California's a crap hole. Nobody wants to live there. We know it's the armpit of America and it shouldn't be. It shouldn't be. It is a beautiful country, a beautiful state, beautiful state, but it's beautiful country, right? It's a beautiful part of this country. And until somebody gets in there with common sense that can fix it, I'm not taking my family there. 55:19 I'm not going to take my family to a a cesspool like LA when it used to be so nice. You go to Hollywood, man, it was cool. You go see stuff, Hopefully you run into a celebrity. It was just nice. Now I would you couldn't pay me to take my family to LA. It's ridiculous. 55:34 Speaker 3 It's, it's literally like downtown Atlanta, but no black homeless. They're just white and even angrier. And it's like 10 times the cost. So it's like you might as well just go through to downtown Atlanta, find a nice brother on the street. You know, he might just want some crack. Give him $2.00 and he's good. He's going to leave me alone for the most part. 55:49 Speaker 2 I'll be honest man, those people in Atlanta are pretty nice. 55:52 Speaker 3 Yeah, they're, they're pretty chill, man. I I think they're just kind of used. They're, they're, you know, they, they, they know what to do and what not to do. I think the violent offenders have been arrested or they've been stabbed and killed by the other homeless. So they don't give themselves a bad name. I think they self regulate is what I, what I mean here now in LA, no Skid Row motherfuckers. 56:09 They're all white and they don't combine. They don't fucking band together because they're all in some kind of different strain of heroin. 56:16 Speaker 2 You'll die. Yeah, you'll die. 56:18 Speaker 3 Yeah, it's it's crazy. It's wild. But yeah, it kind of sucks because I remember I always wanted to go to LA as soon as I got like out of high school and go over there. And then when I finally got enough money to do that, I'm like, I don't know if I really want to go. I don't know if there's really anything over there for me at the moment. You know, I'm like, maybe I'll let it cool down the next couple years and see how it is. 56:35 Speaker 2 So if somebody contacted you about the show and they say, hey, look, we want you guys to do to do this show, we got to do it in LA, we're going to, you got to move to LA, you got to do it in LA and we're going to pay you guys $5,000,000 a year, what would you do? 56:46 Speaker 3 It oh fuck no, because then we each get about 300,000 and then we're going to lose that all in a year fucking on property taxes. 56:54 Speaker 2 Wait your math. What 5? 56:56 Speaker 3 56:56 Speaker 3 Million, so 2 1/2 each, right? 56:59 Speaker 2 Yeah, and. 57:00 Speaker 3 Then what is it 60% over there? 57:02 Speaker 2 Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah. Yeah, it's. See. I was just going to say no just because even if it was two and a half million, I wouldn't go. But yeah, I mean, it sucks. It's crazy. It's just nobody's going to do it. Nobody's going to move to LA until it's fixed. So good luck, Spencer. Nothing but nothing but the best for you. 57:18 Speaker 3 Yeah, but I, I mean, I think that's what he needs though. I think he needs in order to get people with right ideas to invest. I mean, at this point, he's got to have a Republicans are going to be the one to like reinvent, I think LA, if he gets in as a mayor, I think they're going to be all right. 57:33 We can actually do stuff. But we got to get rid of the crime and we got to get rid of the fucking homeless people. And I saw California said they're not cops are. Maybe it's just LA, but cops are no longer allowed to pull you over for broken tail lights, no registration. 57:49 And there's like a few other things that are like, yeah, they probably need to be pulled over. No turn signal, something like that, like not. 57:54 Speaker 2 You I saw the rock, got the rock, got a ticket the other day for tinted windows. 57:57 Speaker 3 That was another one yeah tinted windows yeah it's fucking ridiculous like y'all are going after the wrong fucking problem here. You just that the actual citizens are you know doing good and you just want to fuck them now I understand I mean I mean you got a beater you know someone driving around with no fucking tail lights and no registration. 58:12 Obviously they probably don't have a lot of money so they're like oh we don't want to put them in jail, but no put them in jail damn it. What's wrong with you? That's the that's the problem with your city is you're letting poor people have too much freedom. You let them run all over you. You're. 58:24 Speaker 2 Such an elitist. 58:26 Speaker 3 That's fun. Sometimes it's funny, you know, because we're not homeless, but it's crazy. It blows my mind, but let's. 58:35 Speaker 2 Get into what the Chuck we got 3 minutes. 58:36 Speaker 3 Left, we got a little bit of time. All right, We'll go and get into what the Chuck. What the Chuck? Yeah. You want to Chuck me? Chuck you real hard. Chuck me, Chuck me. Chuck me. Chuck me. I'm full of Chuck. Oh, Chuck. 58:52 Chuck it real good. 58:52 Chuck it real good. What the Chuck? 58:57 Speaker 2 I'm going to get through these as fast as I can. 58:59 Blind Dates, Ticks, and Ruined Friendships This is dude. I, I was thinking about, you know, I have a situation with a buddy, a very close friend of mine and, and he's going through a situation in his marriage and I don't, I don't know what's going, I don't know what's going on. I, I just know that he's off the grid right now. 59:14 I talked to him a couple days ago and do I know him? Yes, yes, and but, but, but he's, he's a great dude. Him and his wife are going through some stuff and he ended up just taking a fishing trip. Like he's been gone for two days. No, it's not. I talked to his wife, she's crying. 59:30 She's all upset, scared that he's, you know, he's not. 59:32 Speaker 3 Answering. 59:34 Speaker 2 OK. Hey, if I had to pick sides, yeah, OK. 59:39 Speaker 3 The reason he's out there fishing all by himself. 59:42 Speaker 2 I mean, there, there's some things that she's upset about that I'm going that's kind of cool. But anyway, so I, I put together a list because I don't Megan, Megan said to me, she said, Chuck, you can't, you can't save everybody, you know, because I'm trying to be a good friend because I'm like worried about him. I've been texting him, calling him, he's not answering. 59:57 So I call his wife and she's like, yeah, he just texted me an hour ago. I'm like, OK, he's good, you know, whatever. So I put together a list of things that I've done. To my friends, they're. 1:00:07 Speaker 3 Going to say places to kill yourself. 1:00:09 Speaker 2 No, things that I've done as a friend, that one, I ruined them, I ruined the friendship. And two, the second one, I still am friends with the person. So I'm going to tell you they're not in any specific order. I'm going to tell you 2 situations. 1:00:25 You tell me which one ruined the friendship and which one we were able to get past. OK. 1:00:32 Speaker 3 OK. 1:00:34 Speaker 2 Number one, I I once set up a friend on a blind date with one of the ugliest chicks you've ever seen in your life. And two, I purposely waited till a friend passed out and then I put a tick on his back and didn't tell him. 1:00:53 Speaker 3 For days a tick as in like the animal tick. All right, so the first one I can see that being funny. You know you'd be like, dude, she's smoking all right, I guess there's hey, you're ugly as fuck. My buddy Chuck's pulling a prank on me. You're fucking disgusting. I'm about to throw up right now looking at you bitch and the other one, the news pot. 1:01:11 Are you fucking serious? That has Lyme disease, man, I could like never ate steak again. So I'm going to think the second one is you're not friends with them. First ones like, oh, that's funny. Fucking ugly chicks. 1:01:22 Speaker 2 Crazy, crazy. The second one was the second one was my brother-in-law, Ryan with the tick and we're still friends, you know, like everything's fine. That was awesome. But the first one, that dude got so pissed at me when he went out. Yeah, his name was Dan. He I haven't, I haven't talked to him in 15 years, but yeah, he was he was all like mad at me because I did. 1:01:40 I thought it was the funniest thing ever. So anyway, yeah, that was how that was played. I. 1:01:45 Speaker 3 Mean, you know, ugly chicks, obviously they're going to want to fuck, but you know, you get like drunk. Enough blowing. 1:01:52 Speaker 2 No, she was really. She was really bad. But we do get into that in the next one. 1:01:56 Missing Flights and Facilitating Infidelity All right, here we go. One, I made one of my very good friends miss a flight on purpose, and two, I facilitated a friend cheating on his girlfriend that he'd been with for two years, and I actually gave him the drinks, got him the girl, and made it. 1:02:14 I mean, I made it happen, right? Which one do you think I'm not friends with anymore? 1:02:19 Speaker 3 You know, to me, I mean, I'm thinking you made me miss a flight on purpose. I'm going to be pissed because I'm probably, you know, me and my travel situations. I'm just like, I'm always flying standby and I, I normally miss flights anyway. So if someone purposely made me miss my fucking flight, I'd be pissed. I mean, fuck you, man. I was about to go to DC and you know, I don't know, fucking sit on top of the Washington Monument. 1:02:39 You know, I'm going to do something cool. 1:02:39 You know, I'm going to do something cool. And the other one, yeah, I think he wanted to cheat on her. Anyway, you were just a good wing man to like, hey, you're fucking. Your girlfriend's a piece of shit anyway. You might as well, you know, go suck on that girl's pussy juices and then take that fuck off. So I'm thinking, but I mean, if we're going off the last one, it's flip-flopped, but I'm still going to stick with my gut. 1:02:57 This one, I think you're still buddies with the guy that you got him to break up with his girlfriend. And the other one, he made him miss flight. He said fuck you. 1:03:04 Speaker 2 Yes, good job. Yes, yeah, the flight, the flight was out of Las Vegas and I was staying an extra night. This dude, one of my buddies came in, he was only staying two nights and he had and all the flights were full and he had to be up at 1:03:29 And he wouldn't go out with me at all that night. He he said he, he's he like stayed in his room. He was talking to his wife and he's all like chucked it. This chucked it. And now we're not friends anymore. And then the guy that cheated on his what? Wait? 1:03:40 Speaker 3 Did he find out you did it for real? 1:03:42 Speaker 2 Yeah, I told him I was like, this is awesome, dude. I did that for you. Well, you know, I changed. 1:03:45 Speaker 3 It so we could hang out just like in the fucking dango and be like, oh God, I fucking drugged this last night. I gave it all fucking, you know, Molly or whatever the fuck it was it was it was date rape. What do you do with the date rape? What's it called? Date rape? Date rape drug? 1:04:01 Speaker 2 Rohypnol, there you go. Yeah. 1:04:03 Speaker 3 You fucking professional over there? Texo is a fucking He's ready to go. 1:04:09 Speaker 2 So yeah, and then the other facilitating the cheating on the girlfriend, that was Ryan again. That was my brother-in-law Ryan. I did that to him in Boston. Was awesome. 1:04:19 Speaker 3 I think Ryan's at the point now because y'all always have like three months out of the year. Y'all won't talk. Something bad will happen. But I'm not talking to him or anything like that. He always. 1:04:27 Speaker 2 Comes back. He always comes. 1:04:28 Speaker 3 Back, but I think he's learning. I think he needs a break from me, from you fucking with him doing all that stuff quickly. I am looking though your fucking shoulders are lining up perfectly with your body on our background right now. Almost see that your arms. 1:04:40 Speaker 2 What are you talking about? 1:04:41 Speaker 3 Yes, it looked perfect. Look your arms lining up with our background. See it? Yeah, right there. 1:04:47 Speaker 2 Anyway, no. All right, last one. What the Hell's wrong with you? Oh, I see what you're saying. The background on the screen. I thought you meant behind me. 1:04:56 Speaker 3 No what? 1:04:58 Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, it does. It does. Look at that. That's funny. 1:05:01 Homeless Encampments, Canker Sores, and Ryan's Misfortunes All right, all right, Last one. So I once I carried a buddy out of a he got drunk and he passed out in the room and I carried him out of the room. Me and my me and my other buddy took him all the way down to a homeless encampment and put him into a homeless man's bed on the ground and we left him there and we got pictures and then we left him and then the other one. 1:05:25 I was at a bar and this girl had a massive canker sore on her mouth and I paid her 20 bucks to kiss my buddy on the mouth and she did. 1:05:34 Speaker 3 OK, all right, yeah, homeless. All right, so homeless guy, he's fucked up. That kind of fucked up. When you're passed out, you wake up and you're like, what the fuck? Yeah. And if you see a fucking black cracked out Dick next to you, I mean, you're going to be puss, man. 1:05:49 You probably got a fucking a couple needles sticking in your butt or your thigh or something, or you got a crack. You have no teeth sucking your Dick, man. It's got to be a bad time. Now the other guy I've known people to fucking, you know, you got you saw the video of me making out with an 85 year old woman at the bar. People do anything when they're drunk. 1:06:05 All right, So I think that dude was cool with it. I think he was like, oh, canker sore that whatever man, Let me see how many bitches I can kiss before it pops up. You know, see who I can fuck before it pops up. So I'm going to guess the guy that you got to kiss the bitch with the with the canker sore you're still buddies with and the homeless guy encampment. 1:06:25 He is very pissed. And if not, yeah, that homeless guy guy's got to be the coolest fucking dude ever. 1:06:30 Speaker 2 All right, so the guy with the canker sore, he was pissed dude. He wasn't he was not drunk at all. And she was and she walked up and she kissed him. She full on mouth, like open mouth and he like pushed her back and she had a big juicy crusty sore on her mouth. 1:06:48 And he lost his, he, I mean, he lost his mind. It was, it was in the friendship, that moment, 'cause he, when he found out that I gave her 20 bucks to do it, he was done. And then the, the carrying the guy to the homeless encampment. That was Ryan again. 1:07:03 Yeah, I did that to Ryan in, in Philadelphia and I left him. I'd left him in a, in a wooden, in like a wooden or not a wooden, a cardboard box. They had a big cardboard box that was like flattened, but it was like a for a big TV. It was like ATV box that was big enough like a double bed. 1:07:20 And there was a homeless guy passed out on it. But there was all this room next to him. So me and my buddies took Ryan down there and he passed out and we left him and we covered him with like newspapers and like that, that, that that homeless dude's blanket. 1:07:35 And when we put when we put him down, he actually grabbed the blanket and like snuggled up in it. It was one of the greatest moments of my life. You know we. 1:07:43 Speaker 3 We talked about Ryan when you all got mad at each other because he was swimming in your pool while you were putting rocks out. Now I think he's got a little bit more of a pass. Like you remember you made me sleep with a homeless guy. This is why swimming your pool right now and not helping you with rocks, you bastard. 1:07:59 You know, I, I, I think maybe he's getting a little bit more of a pass for all the shit you put him through. I didn't realize you made his life that much of A hell. 1:08:07 Speaker 2 Dude, before we get out of here, I got to tell you the best thing I ever did. What is we were in New York and we were at we were at this bar. It's like 1 in the morning. He was just sloppy drunk, sloppy and, and the bartender's like you got to get him out of here or you guys are out of here, right? So we just held a cab and we put we put him in the back of it and, and the cab driver goes where where am I taking him? 1:08:27 And we're like, here's 100 bucks, how far will that get him? And he goes, I don't know, like 20 blocks. And we're like, yeah, just that's fine, dude. Just take him. So the cab driver's like all right, and just took him and they dropped him off at some H20 blocks away and Ryan got out, had to go inside. They called the cops. 1:08:43 It was awesome, dude. And the cops are calling us and they're like, hey, do you know this guy? He's at such and such. And I was like, Oh yeah, he's cool, man. Can you just sleep on the couch there? We had to make this whole thing. We're like, we can't drive, you know, whatever. So he was pissed. That's the night that he had an autographed. He got an autograph somewhere and we just put it in his hands and he left it in the cab. 1:09:03 He was so. 1:09:08 Speaker 3 All right, baby, he's got a pass for swimming in your pool while you're putting out rock. Because I can't believe this fucking guy not helping me. I've been nothing but a great brother-in-law to him. Never give Chuck Silver here trying to fuck him any chance he can get. 1:09:23 Yeah, y'all should have had a vlog going, man. This is like perfect vlog moments. If y'all would have known what a camera was and how to operate one of those like, you know, five years ago, you'd have been making some. 1:09:31 Speaker 2 Dope. Remember that's he's also the one that we're in Canada and I cut my buddy's skin tag off and then Ryan passed out in the bed and we took and we took the huge skin tag and we placed it on his face and took a picture. So he had like a mole here. He had a mole on his eye. 1:09:47 He had a mole between his eyes. And we just took this bloody skin tag and just moved it all over his face and, and freaking took pictures of it. So the next day we're like, dude, look at this, you got moles. And he's like, what? What is that? We're like, oh, it's Jockton skin tag. It's awesome. 1:10:01 Speaker 3 All right, now I'm thinking more that I think Ryan just doesn't learn from his mistakes. I think he just he doesn't learn not to get drunk and pass out around Chuck. All right, so a little bit back and forth here, but we appreciate everybody listening. If you know, if you lost a friend, tell us, give us a call. 1:10:19 Leave us how? Leave us a call and tell us how it happened and what it was over. If you don't want to tell us your name and if you don't want to call back, that's cool. We can just fucking, you know, guess about the situation. It's probably going to be a lot worse than what it actually is. So if you do want to call us back, let us know, but leave us a voicemail for us 048900005 on how you lost a best friend. 1:10:38 Chuck, you got to think where we get out of here. 1:10:40 Speaker 2 Yeah, and also give us a call if you have any issues at work you need HR to help you with. We have an HR representative that is on call and we would love to be able to call with those situations and have our HR guy give you some good advice. That's what we're here for. We're here to help you. 1:10:55 Speaker 3 Yeah, both. I bet Cars for Kids didn't accept any Volkswagens. All right, we'll see you later. Bye.