Release The Mad Dog EP-300 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-05-13
https://open.spotify.com/episode/30AqxLwKc6pcSmEHwOyAdH

This transcript was generated automatically. Its accuracy may vary. 0:00 Show Introduction and Early HIV Transmission Inquiries Before we get started, a quick reminder. The thoughts, opinions, wild takes, bad ideas, and occasional life advice you're about to hear belongs strictly to us. 0:16 They do not reflect the views of any sponsors, partners, advertisers, family members, employers, pastors, pool officers or anyone else. I'm trying to keep it clean. Reputation. 0:31 If something offends you, that sounds like a personal problem. Now buckle up and enjoy the show, Dozers. The thoughts and opinions expressed on the show are for immediate purposes only. They are not a reflection of Chuck, Iron Fist or Female Thrasher. Enjoy the show, Dozers. 0:47 Speaker 2 I'll Rock You like an STP with a black hole sun. I ain't going down. We're going to have and I'm doubled up right now man I am cold. 1:00. I got the the fuel tank dropped and I got the fuel pump out and I went up to the parts store about 3/30, 1:03 I don't know if I'm getting my 1 yearly sickness or if it's just because it's cold as hell in the house. RAC just randomly changes the temperature all the time. My name is Brandon Thrasher, it's the day of the no show over there. It's Chuck Arfitz. How you doing? 1:15 Speaker 3 HIV is real, man. It's real. 1:18 Speaker 2 HIVII talk about it all the time and you're always like, you're not going to get AIDS. I might have AIDS, I might have contracted it because Bradley from Bradley's in Cadillac's in town. So he just flew all across from Texas to like New Orleans and then here and his fucking his foreman like a couple weeks ago we think he had the hantavirus so. 1:38 Speaker 3 Wait, how did AIDS come out of that? Did you swap blood with them or something? 1:41 Speaker 2 Not that I know of, but it's very possible, I guess, you know, like you brush up against somebody and you like both got cuts on your arms. It's like, oh, I got AIDS, you know. But his boss had like all the symptoms was like either the norovirus or the hantavirus. So hopefully he didn't bring that home. 1:54 Speaker 3 I bet you can get it from a toilet seat. 1:56 Speaker 2 Hantavirus. 1:58 Speaker 3 Aids. 2:00 Speaker 2 Can you do that like if you rub your Dick hole on it? 2:03 Speaker 3 I don't know. Honestly, I don't know how it works because I've done, I know we discussed this before, never in this detail, but I've done a lot of research because I mean, you know, I, I was young once, I was single and I was very concerned about that, right? 2:18 I don't think, I don't know if this is true. This isn't science. So if anybody's out there and you're thinking about just going out tonight and doing some unprotected stuff, don't take this as gospel. But I don't think a heterosexual dude can give it to heterosexual chick. Just saying. I don't think there's ever been a case of that happening. 2:35 Did you know that? 2:36 Speaker 2 I think if you have AIDS in your Dick and you bang a girl, I think that she's going to get AIDS in her vagina. 2:42 Speaker 3 Well, I don't think a female can give it to a guy. 2:46 Speaker 2 What if that girl goes and starts banging dudes? Yeah, she can give it to him. I. 2:49 Speaker 3 Don't think so. I don't think so. If you Google it, I don't think there's ever really been a documented case of a straight dude. I'll get up with a chick and then she gives him AIDS. 2:58 Speaker 2 So if there's a chick, so you're telling me right now, if I find a chick that's super hot but she has AIDS, I can fuck her, I'm OK? 3:00 in the morning and they were just giving them out. 3:04 Speaker 3 I'd say 99% chance you're OK. 3:06 Speaker 2 Let me look it up. Can you contract aids from a woman? 3:09 Speaker 3 I did a lot of research on this and and it gets a little odd because they don't want to tell you the truth, but I think it's mostly transmitted through, you know. 3:19 Unpacking Controversial HIV Transmission Theories and Cases Since it is possible to contact HIV from a woman through unprotected sex contact or by sharing drug injection equipment. 3:25 Speaker 3 That's where you start getting, Yeah, now, now you're using drug inject because it's got to be a penetration thing. So if you're dealing with like needles and stuff, I think so. But when? 3:35 Speaker 2 It's just where Where are you putting your Wiener during sex? 3:38 Speaker 3 But you're not the one with HIVI think if you're the one I I, I care. I I'm just saying the numbers get a little skewed when you start talking about a dude without kick with what are the chances? If you just put that in the Google search, it goes down tremendously. 3:57 Speaker 2 Why would you find like a hot chick or find out about an actress that has aid and you're like, can I still bang her and be OK? Like what are the odds of me contracting it and dying? You're like. 4:00 and they had to order it. 4:03 Speaker 3 No. 4:04 Speaker 2 Good, I think I can do this. 4:05 Speaker 3 No, I told you my buddy when we were in Africa and he decided to fall in love with an African prostitute. 4:10 Speaker 2 Oh, you thinking he was banging a black guy? 4:12 Speaker 3 No, no, he was with a girl, but she was a prostitute. And I said, dude, what are you doing? And that's when he sat me down. His name is Derek. He's a very nice guy. And we were at the piano bar at the LA Meridian Hotel in Senegal, Africa. And I had this whole, like, heart to heart with him. Like, dude, you can't, you can't marry this prostitute. 4:29 This is crazy talk, right? Because he was in love with her. He was giving her money to her family. He was talking about bringing her back to the US. And I'm like, dude, what are you doing? You got a beautiful family at home. He had wife and kids. 4:39 Speaker 2 Is it is it more of a problem that she was a prostitute or African? 4:44 Speaker 3 Definitely the prostitute. I mean, the African part, I don't really care. I think that's kind of exotic. Like that's kind of cool. Like if you said to me like Chuck, I'm going to date this African chick that didn't speak English, that's kind of cool. I'm giving you a street credit. 4:50. And then I found out today that the tires finally got on the the big, the big bus, the guy. 4:55 Speaker 2 I think it's more like saying I drive a foreign car and they're like, what is it? And it's like a Volkswagen. And I was like, it's technically foreign. It's, you know, German. But I don't think people are like, Oh my God, you drive a Volkswagen? 5:00 PM. Going to be fucking awesome. We got the most badass, best fucking law firm in the nation, rural law firm representing the entire fucking thing. We got a big B out there she'd get after you ask too. Manny, you know, he's dealing with shit France on that day, OK? 5:00 PM at New Realm Brewing where we had it last time. It's going to be great. We're going to be outside this time. You can still go inside if you want because it might be hot. Cool down, get some food, drinks. 5:05 Speaker 3 I'm not saying foreign, I'm saying exotic. It's exotic. 5:08 Speaker 2 Exotic. OK, yeah, I, I don't know if exotics is always good though. You know what I'm going like. 5:14 Speaker 3 Name me what exotic car you wouldn't drive What? 5:18 Speaker 2 See, that's what I'm trying to figure out. What's the difference between an exotic and a foreign? 5:22 Speaker 3 Like Jaguar would be exotic. 5:25 Speaker 2 Yeah, I probably don't want a Jaguar. They got a lot of problems. 5:27 Speaker 3 But a lot of guys do. It's, it's not that you don't want it, but a lot of guys do want it. And if you got a buddy that gets a Jaguar and he's in the Jaguars, it's not like you're going to say, oh, it's not exotic enough or, you know, it's too exotic, you know, So that's how it was in Africa where I looked at Derek and I'm going, it's too exotic. 5:43 You know what I mean? Like you just went too far. 5:43 You know what I mean? Like you just went too far. I mean, if we, if we're in Sweden and you want to date a Swedish chick, that's exotic, not too far. You get a prostitute from Africa little too far, you know what I mean? So I was trying to explain this to him and that's when he told me he did research and I don't know why he researched it. 6:02 I guess he was scared, but he researched it. And if you're a guy without HIV and you hook up with a girl with HIV, the chance of you contracting said HIV is very low with protection. 6:14 Speaker 2 It goes really low. I love this, 'cause you were, you know, you grew up when the, you know, people thought you just get aids from like rubbing shoulders and everything. You're like, Oh my. 6:21 Speaker 3 God, it's a. 6:22 Speaker 2 Gay disease and then it works, so it's hard to say it wasn't a gay disease, but you're putting it back saying it is only a gay disease. 6:29 Speaker 3 I'm not trying to say that I'm not. I'm not trying to. I mean, that's. 6:32 Speaker 2 The end goal period. You're saying it is a gay disease? 6:35 Speaker 3 I'm saying I'm saying there has to be some sexual deviancy involved for you to get it through. What gayness? Yes, I'm just saying penetration has to be involved. That's that's what he said. Now I've researched it after that conversation with him because I did, we do honestly, I don't know how long it lasted. 6:54 We left Africa. I know he kept in contact with her. His end goal was to fly her to the States and marry her. And I don't know, maybe it happened. I left, I lost contact with contact with there. We should get him on the show sometime. But but I will say everything that I looked at after that and I'm going, OK, is he, is he right? 7:12 He wasn't wrong. I mean, Google, when you start getting into the weeds here and you start really researching HIV and contractions and all that, very rarely does a heterosexual male get it from a heterosexual female. Very rarely, the heterosexual female is the one that hasn't. 7:27 Speaker 2 Does it change your odds though? If they have like they're like day one HIV, like they're a newborn HIV person or they're like full blown AIDS, like they're about to fucking their Dicks about to blow off. 7:37 Speaker 3 They're. 7:37 Speaker 2 About to explode with AIDS. 7:39 Speaker 3 I don't think that's how it happens with it. I don't think there's anything blowing up at all. I would say that HIV is definitely different, but I still think it's contractible the same way. So I, I just, I don't know. I'm, I'm just saying, I don't, I don't think that people need to be as afraid of it anymore as they were. 7:55 Speaker 2 I think what, like AIDS, that's the end goal of HIVHIV is like, we're graduating, congratulations, we're on to AIDS. But if you fuck someone with AIDS, you don't get AIDS right off the bat, right? You get HIV and then you got to graduate yourself to AIDS. 8:08 Speaker 3 Right. Wait, is that true? 8:10 Speaker 2 I think so. I think you have to start with HIV like you got to have your prerequisite, you got, you got to have your. 8:15 Speaker 3 You're telling me I could I, I'm not saying I'm not going to, OK, I'm not going to say me, but like you're saying that like you go to a bar and you meet a girl that's like stage 5 AIDS. OK, I don't know what that is, but stage 5's got to be pretty bad. She's stage 5 AIDS. You hook up with her and a month later you're diagnosed with HIV. 8:34 One. 8:36 Speaker 2 Yeah, but what that that that. Yeah, that's what I thought normally. But now you're telling me that's not not not really a thing. I. 8:41 Speaker 3 Don't think it is. I don't think it is. I'm. I'm just saying the research I've done says heterosexual males cannot get it from heterosexual females, and if they do, it's very, very rare. 8:51 Speaker 2 OK, So what if what if a what if a do with AIDS puts it in her butt and then you go over next week and put it in her butt also and she ain't been like cleaning it. 9:02 Speaker 3 I don't think that matters. I think that you're still OK 'cause the penetration wasn't done to you, I think. 9:08 Speaker 2 OK, I see. I see where you're going now. I just didn't know something to get in your pee hole and that's like penetration. 9:12 Speaker 3 See, I think that's an old wives tale, 'cause mine closes up pretty tight. 9:16 Exploring Personal Peeing Habits and Debunking Urethra Myths I don't like like I've never went into a pond and then I had to like go home like oh, my stomach's her. It's full of pond water, you know what I mean? But. 9:24 Speaker 2 Now I'm hydrated, mom. I've been sucking water up through my cock all day, thank you very much. 9:28 Speaker 3 But you mean no, you know, like our whole lives we've been told that like, oh, you know, there's, there's all these different diseases you can get with your pee hole and you're like, I've never, if there was diseases to be had that could crawl inside of my body through my urethra, it would have happened in the ocean. 9:45 I don't know, like nobody would ever swim in any open body water. Never again. 9:49 Speaker 2 Now they do say there are that there's the little fish over there in the Amazon that'll swim up your pee stream and get in your Dick. But I think that's because it's kind of like like the Death Star. You know, you can only get in when it once it's open, you know, so you're opening your Wiener. I mean, the floodgates are open as long as they can counteract the PSI and the flow of your, you know, the GPM of your piss stream. 10:08 I think it can get in there because you're you have the gates open. 10:11 Speaker 3 I don't think so. I'm trying to think because, you know, there are flesh eating bacterias that people have gotten like ziplining and they've fallen into the waters in Costa Rica and they cut their leg open and then boom, they got all this flesh eating bacteria that goes into the cut and the next thing you know, they lose their leg, then they lose their arm, then lose their life, right? 10:27 So I get that, but the pee hole, I mean, dude, we've been doing this for a long time, OK? Like being a guy, I don't know how many times I've peed in my life, but whatever. 47 times, 365, Is that what? What? 10:42 Speaker 2 47 times. 10:44 Speaker 3 No, no, I'm trying to, I'm trying to figure out like how many times I've peed in my life. I mean, I'm just trying to give you because I think at this point we are experts on it. I'm 47 * 365 days. And then how many times do I pee a day? 11:00 Four. Yeah, I'll say. 11:01 Speaker 2 3-4, yeah. 11:03 Speaker 3 I'm going to say 6 because I've had a lot of days where I had a lot of pee. So that means I've peed 102,930 times OK out of that. 11:12 Speaker 2 What we need to start, we need to do a little series here, a little documentation of it. We just need to start pissing in jugs for like the next two weeks to see how much piss we're putting out. And over like a two week span 'cause I think it's a little better to judge, you know, how much gallon, Like what's the rate we're pissing at? You know, 'cause some people, they got slow streams and they start and stop often or they get weak streams or they take long pisses and they get like explosive blasts like a fucking fire hose and they chip paint off the wall. 11:37 So it's different with everybody else. So I think you need to, we need to start pissing in jugs. Everyone listening, let's all start pissing in gallon jugs for the next two weeks. And then in the two weeks, we'll, we'll get a consensus on how much everybody peed, you know? 11:50 Speaker 3 But I think everybody pees the same amount. I just think it means like if you don't pee a lot per one sitting or standing, whatever, then you just pee more. So like if I pee an entire pint in one piss and you only pee half a pint, I only pee four times a day. 12:00 to 12:06 You pee 8. You know what I mean? I don't. 12:08 Speaker 2 Think so. I think it depends on how much you're putting in because you got to get you don't just like suck. 12:11 Speaker 3 On the air, of course, of course. 12:11 Speaker 3 On the air, of course, of course. But either way, at the end of the day, our wieners don't suck up water. That's the the one medical phenomenon that I've never heard of is somebody go, hey, my penis can actually suck up water. 12:24 Speaker 2 But vaginas can suck up air and then they queef. 12:30 Speaker 3 Does that have to do with HIV? 12:33 Speaker 2 You just talk, you know, like the, the, the vagina opening is also a hole, like the penis hole and things can go up in there like they can create a vacuum or suction up in that bitch. So I'm thinking if they can do it, there might be a way. You know, we just don't know it because our, our opening's smaller. 12:47 Speaker 3 No, because women don't do it with their urethra, they do it in their vagina. 12:52 Speaker 2 Yeah. But once it's up in there, I mean, it can go anywhere at once, you know, it's it's. 12:55 Speaker 3 Like one of the urethra, though their urethra is the same way as ours. It's it's one way out. 13:00 Speaker 2 Oh, so you can't. Oh, OK. All right. Learning new. 13:03 Speaker 3 Stuff, you know, you know the urethra is a different hole, right? Yeah. 13:06 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, well, that's what I'm thinking. Like can you accidentally go in that hole and fuck shit up? 13:10 Speaker 3 No, it's the size of a pin, like a like a like 1/4 of your pinky. I don't. 13:15 Speaker 2 Know I just didn't know if you could stretch it. Dude, I can't. Oh man. OK, I I, I. 13:23 Speaker 3 Don't want to go down this road any further because I know how bad it's going to get. That's the year. No, it's. 13:30 Chuck's Latest Lawsuit Threat and the 'Mad Dog' Lawyer's Defense Not. 13:30 Speaker 3 Because that brings me to my first. 13:32 Speaker 2 Point I was about to say yeah, you've been, you've been off the past two days. You've been real sad. I feel like you're grumpy too and you're just aggravated with the world. What's going? 13:38 Speaker 3 On I, I am because, well, congratulations to Brandon. I want to thank him for getting us slapped with another lawsuit threat. So that's nice. That's nice. It's always nice to be able to join the show and be able to tell people I get to pay for Brandon's action. 13:56 So if you guys listen to yesterday's episode, you know that I was over here like, dude, I don't agree with Brandon. I'm not a part of this thing. I got my own. I'm my own, I'm my own person. I, I got like a Brandon disclaimer, which again, Brandon, his own person. I do not agree with anything Brandon says. I would never will never have. 14:11 And anything that he says cannot be used against me in a court of law. OK, so anyway, so I and I, I got to be careful. I say this, let's just say that correspondence took place between people that were discussed on this show and we, we. 14:30 Speaker 2 Didn't say any names though. I mean, I don't know any of these people. 14:33 Speaker 3 We said company, we said a company and and what? 14:38 Speaker 2 I said that's fine, I'm talking about company. 14:40 Speaker 3 OK. Well, that company was not happy with the coverage that was provided and therefore sent a threatening message to me and OK, go ahead. 14:58 Speaker 2 I'm sorry. I just, you know, I, I think. 15:00 Speaker 3 Just do me a do, do me a favor, do me a favor. And I'm asking because I know, I know you're going to talk about this for I'm just asking this. Do not, do not, do not for the love of God say the name of that. Do not say it. OK? If anybody's curious what's going on 2 episodes ago, that's all I'm going to say. 15:15 We're not taking it down because I'm not trying to bend the knee. 15:20 Speaker 2 Oh, they want you to take it down? Put a bunch of pussies. 15:22 Speaker 3 OK, Jesus Christ. 15:23 Speaker 2 I mean, what can I say and not say here? 15:23 Speaker 2 I mean, what can I say and not say here? Like do, do you just like need to? We did that one time before like our like 2 lawsuits ago. You had to like black off the screen for a minute and then you came back on. We need to get you like a poster board that just, you just hold it up and it's just like Chuck's not here right now. 15:37 Speaker 3 No 'cause I think they're looking for you too. The way that it's worded, either one of us will do, but we've been notified that, you know, like legal action, blah, blah, blah, blah. I mean, it's the story of my life at this point. 15:54 I, I know that everybody wants to threaten legal action and for some reason I'm always the one that they contact for that. And so Brandon, I called Brandon today to discuss this legal action and Brandon had the best answer to this. Go ahead. 16:09 Speaker 2 I think what I realized is I say a bunch of crazy and wild shit and I don't really have like any responsibilities to keep except for like keeping my own self alive. And I rarely do that, barely do that, but I'm doing it. And I don't have like, you know, family or anything like that. So and then you got Chuck who's the complete opposite. 16:25 But we're both just like 2 dudes at the same time. But I think people when they listen, I don't think they think I'm an adult. I think they think you're the adult in this situation and you're like my overseer and you, you, you like control everything. And you tell me to say all these bad things and I'm like you're like puppet or something and you're the adult. 16:41 So any bad things I say like you got to get that gun under control. And you're like, these are grown man, what are you talking about? He's not a child. What the fuck are you talking about? I think that's the problem. People don't see me as adult, but they see you as one. 16:52 Speaker 3 And it drives me absolutely crazy because because it really, it's been that way for a long time, but now it's bad because because everything like I've, I've even been more, I don't want to say PG, but I've I've really like, I've tried to step back and be more of like to keep this thing on the rails because of things like this. 17:10 Like when this happened and you went like you went way off the rails. I mean, you went with, you went hard, dude, you went hard. And as soon as you did it, I knew I said, well, that's it. Like that's, that's the one. Now, sometimes I say that to myself once a week where I just go, well, that's the one dude. 17:28 Like that's the one that that cost me my life because my, I'm going to lose my house. I'm going to lose everything in this lawsuit. And then sure enough, dude, I get a message. I'm going, why am I the only one on it? Like why, why is Brandon? Like, I didn't even say it. I mean, I, I speak the truth. 17:46 Brandon speaks hypotheticals. So I will say, hey, I'm trying to think of a company I hate. Hold on a second. I got a lot of them, like stables, A Priceline, right? Priceline sucks. I hate Priceline, right? So that's what I say, hey, here's what happened with Priceline. 18:03 They're idiots. They cancelled my flight to Dubai and now I'm fighting Lufthansa with my flight. They're idiots, OK, That's all fact. OK. And then Brandon jumps in and says. 18:14 Speaker 2 I said, Oh yeah, dude, I was at a fucking Priceline and they wanted to stick, you know, a carrot up my ass. And I I let them first one but then they started really raping me hard and I hate being raped. 18:24 Speaker 3 OK, pause for the jury to enter the room right now. I just got a lawsuit against me because of what Brandon just said. Because what I said is true. They suck. This is what they did. And then Brandon says because of this and this and this and this, which isn't even true, but for some reason we get hit with this, Hey, this is what's going to happen. 18:46 You guys are throwing, you know, lies out there and you're throwing. And that's like, God bless. And so it makes me not even want to tell the truth anymore because you say things that piss people off. Well, and then I get threatened with lawsuits. All right, Well, look. 19:02 Speaker 2 First off, I'm sorry they all the lawsuits come to you. I would like to be involved with them. It sounds fun. You know, I'd take some of the, you know, stuff off your plate. I can I can entertain this. That's fine, but it's not my fault. It's these people being pussies, all right, That's the problem. You know, you bring up a situation where I'm deeply. 19:20 Speaker 3 Think about that. Please. Just think about what you're talking. 19:22 Speaker 2 19:22 Speaker 2 About OK, all right, well, the people that want to complain because they have nothing in their life, yeah. 19:29 Speaker 3 I'm trying. I'm trying to walk the fucking. 19:31 Speaker 2 Lawn here, David, okay, keep you from having a heart attack over there. You've been off for two days because of this shit. No, I, I just think they're, they're sad people and we can't, we can't give in to sad people, all right? We're not Santa Claus. We can't make them happy, all right? We just got to keep doing what we're doing. 19:47 And if they're upset about it, they can spend all the money they want on attorneys. But as soon as the attorney hears those first two fucking disclaimers and then they see they're trying to sue you and not me, and I'm the one said it, their whole case is out the window and they just lost all their money for their baseball team. Now they're definitely. 20:00 Speaker 3 Happy. Why are you going to see it? Why are you going to say that? 20:03 Speaker 2 Oh, I was just going to say then they're definitely not going to have money to hire 17 year olds. But I, I nothing of that bad. Like nothing I said there can get us in trouble. All right, what we just start doing is I need you to start. First off, every time we get a lawsuit, direct it to HR, OK? 20:19 And then we'll have a funny HR e-mail and then we'll have them do like a crazy request, like, all right, Sir, we need you to be standing in your driveway with only flip flops on. We've been getting a lot of AI requests, so we got to make it specific. All right, once you're in the driveway with your flip flops on, FaceTime me or let me know. And all right, now I need to take your shirts off and put, you know, clips on your nipples. 20:36 All right, now we can begin. What's your problem? And then I'll just be like, all right, fuck off, dude. All right. You know, did you not hear the disclaimers? 20:42 Speaker 3 OK, OK. Either way, we're moving on. We're I just want to let everyone know that is what we deal with at this show. I deal with a lot of harassment and I deal with a lot of legal threats and I'm tired of it. 20:58 I just want so from now on, if anybody has an issue and you want to sue the show or you want to get mad at somebody, Brandon is on social media. You can message him on Instagram, Facebook. Can I put your e-mail out there? 21:13 Speaker 2 Yeah, I guess. 21:15 Speaker 3 B.manthrasheryouresuchachildbmanthrasher99@gmail.com Shoot it to him. He'll he'll take care of all your legal questions. If you want to sue the show, he'll handle it. I don't want to see any of it. I don't want to get a call me. 21:31 I don't want you to try. Somebody tried to WhatsApp me about this. 21:34 Speaker 2 Like wait for the same situation. 21:37 Speaker 3 Yes, Mexican. 21:39 Speaker 2 It had a bit of Mexican. We only talked to Mexicans on WhatsApp. 21:39 Speaker 2 It had a bit of Mexican. We only talked to Mexicans on WhatsApp. They that's the boy, Jose. 21:43 Speaker 3 That's the problem, right, Is I'm on WhatsApp because of all my amigos, and then somebody reaches out to me with perfect English and I'm like, wait, this is weird, right? So of course I look, it's this and I'm going, man, you got me on WhatsApp. 21:57 Speaker 2 Should we read what the guy sent to you? 21:59 Speaker 3 Oh no. 22:01 Speaker 2 We talked about it afterwards. I need, I think I need to know this information because like I said, you just keep me out of the loop and then you get mad that it'll help because I don't know what's going on. And then you try to blame me and then you're all out of whack for two days. So that's what we're trying to figure this out. 22:13 Speaker 3 Now I'm just going to tell you his name and I'm going to I already told you what the crutch. 22:18 Speaker 2 Everything you just bits at me about. And now you're about to list this guy's name on the podcast. 22:23 Speaker 3 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm going to tell you his name. I'm not telling anybody his name. I don't need him losing his mind. He obviously has more money than me. Here's the problem. If you're going to need to fight with somebody, they got to be poorer than you. That's that's the rule. Even no matter what you do in life, if you ever look, even if you're a bar, right, and some guy walks up to you and he's like, hey, you looking at me, right? 22:45 You look at him and you go, OK, does this guy have more money than me? Now, common sense would tell you, you want to have more money. So that way when you hit him, you know, you can, you know, get a lawyer and protect yourself. That's not how it works. You want him to have more money than you, right? 23:01 That way when you punch him, you can sue him and be like, well, he started it and I hurt my hand, right? He's going to settle, so whatever. 23:09 Speaker 2 I I think, I think I mean, the problem is he doesn't have a lawsuit to stand on. And if he keeps going with this, I'm going to sue him for affecting the show for fucking with you over here because you're, you're just, you're just different. You know, you're all pissed off and you're upset and I can tell. And that's costing U.S. dollars that we don't have. 23:25 Like we're not. That's the reason we're not earning dollars these past two days, because this. 23:29 Speaker 3 Guy what it is the last two days people have tuned in and we're like yeah, Chuck sounds really mad right now he. 23:39 Speaker 2 Sounds like he's going through the 2008 financial crisis. 23:42 Speaker 3 I'm going through my lawsuit in Michigan again, like everything's just, I'm having my life flashed from my eyes. I will never get out of courts ever. And it's because of Brandon. 23:51 Speaker 2 What? First off, I had nothing to do with your Michigan thing. I actually maybe I did say some crazy shit about that guy on the old podcast. 23:57 Speaker 3 You did and you said his name and you called me at the Crowne Plaza when I was in Orlando and you guys literally said his name on the freaking show and told everybody to freaking call him and harass him and then. 24:11 Speaker 2 Oh no, I never said that. I never said that. 24:13 Speaker 3 You guys totally did. And then and then and then I freaking I see it on social media and I'm sorry, I get a notification from the the lawyer. My lawyer goes, hey dude, we have a serious issue right now. And I said, what's that? And he goes the show you're on, I guess, talked about this dude and named him and said where he's from. 24:34 And then I'm like, what? Right. That's when I found out this whole thing. And of course that cost me $10,000 to try to fight that in court. So I don't trust anything, anything that revolves, you know what from now, I'm not talking about stuff that can get me sued. 24:50 I'm not ever again. Well. 24:52 Speaker 2 That's probably a good idea in general. I don't ever talk about that stuff either. But yeah, but what's he trying to sue you for? What's he saying? Defamation or what? 25:00 Speaker 3 I don't know why you want me to answer your questions on the show, but I'm going to tell you, OK, things were said that were true. Things were said that were true, and then you said things that were not, and those things could be misconstrued as truth to people that don't know any better. 25:23 Therefore, people were angry with the statements you made, and they were blamed on me, like always. Like always. 25:33 Speaker 2 Oh, man. Well, yeah, that's crazy. 25:33 Speaker 2 Oh, man. Well, yeah, that's crazy. We'll talk about it afterwards. I think we're going to be fine. You know, we we've made it through every lawsuit so far, like Scott free, pretty clean. And if we really got to get Manny involved, we'll get Manny involved. OK, All right, He'll handle it. He's going to tell this guy same thing. Fuck off. Be like your wife probably does. 25:48 Do that. Sorry. So. 25:50 Speaker 3 Just just for the sake of time, I want to move on. But I, I do want people listening because I know that there's some trolls out there that are listening right now because they're trying to get more information. Brandon, talk about the June 7th event specifically who's sponsoring it, just so we can get that out of the way. 26:05 Go ahead. 26:05 Speaker 2 OK, yeah, so we got our event coming up June 7th. New Rum Brewing, 12 to 26:23 He's dealing with international high class podcasters like ourselves that are in the same predicament, and he's handling it in a sweep for free because he fucked with these people like he does that. So yeah, he's he's he's got us. He's got us. We'll be all right. Everything's going to be fun, but the event's going to be great. 26:39 If you're not fucking with us, you know, worry about the Mad Dog. You'll be OK. It's going to be fun. We have the Battle of the Bands out there. We're going to have a lot of food, drinks. We're going to be on the Beltline outside. It's going to be hopefully great weather. We have room out there to move around. I'm hoping to have one of the buses up there by then. 26:55 That'd be nice. That'd be cool to be able to drive that up there. It's going to be a good time. Cannot wait. Go ahead and put on your calendar. I said I'm bringing my crew up there. I think we're taking the bus up there. So as long as just running and driving, we'll get into that here in a little while, the bus situation. But yeah, Aurora Law Firm, yeah, they're handling it. 27:12 Look him up. 27:12 Speaker 3 Buddy, that's all I needed. Thank you. So that's, that's the most important part of this is our boy Manny has our back. So and I have faith in that. I I love Manny. He's a friend. You know, when Manny came to my Christmas party, Manny showed up. Brandon, you were there. What would he show? 27:27 He showed up like what, 5 hours early? 27:29 Speaker 2 He showed up early because he just wanted to hang out with us and he didn't want us to get too busy with all the other people around. He's like, I just like hanging out with you guys. I'm like, we like hanging out with you too, Mad Dog. 27:37 Speaker 3 It was so nice. You know, we're sitting out there with, with the Mad Dog, Manny Aurora, the biggest, best lawyer in Atlanta. And we're sitting in the garage. We're just drinking some beers. We're talking. And Manny's like, you know, I'm just glad I got you and Brandon as friends. And I said I made it feel glad that, yeah, it made me feel good, too. 27:53 And that's when I said, well, I'm just glad I got you as a friend. So when people call me or e-mail me or text me or WhatsApp me or GroupMe or whatever the heck you guys are doing, Manny's my friend. And I just want to pass this on that I can make him your friend too and or I can make him your enemy. 28:12 But that's all we're going to talk about with that. So we're going to move on and get into what the Chuck or daily dose, whatever you want to do, go ahead. 28:19 Speaker 2 Oh, OK. We'll go ahead and need to say anything else about that situation. 28:23 Speaker 3 I think we should just let it go and we'll move on. Oh, OK, alright. 28:23 Speaker 3 I think we should just let it go and we'll move on. Oh, OK, alright. We made our point. We made. We made our. 28:28 Speaker 2 Point once this lawsuit is settled, though, I'm going to have a rehash of everything I want all right, you know everything. I got to put it all back out in the open, you know, and then they just going to look at the fucking all his money that he burned trying to fight the Mad Dog. Just go away, you know? So, all right, we'll go and get into what the Chuck. 28:46 Chuck's Embarrassing Softball Awards Ceremony Name Mix-Up What the Chuck? Yeah. You want to Chuck me? Chuck you real hard. Chuck me. Chuck me. Chuck me. Chuck me. 28:53 Speaker 3 I'm full of Chuck. 28:55 Speaker 2 Oh Chuck, Chuck it real. 28:57 Speaker 3 Good what the Chuck DJ envision. All right, so this is this is a relatively short one, but it's so terrible. Dude, I am, I am a, so I try my best to be a good person and I try my best to do good things for good people. 29:16 And I like coaching my kids and I like, you know, working at the school and I like doing all this, you know, and so, you know, I, I, I taught at 4th grade today, you know, and I'm hanging out and it was just, it was just a good day. And, but I have a problem. My, my problem, Brandon, is I am absolutely effing terrible with names. 29:36 I, I cannot remember someone's name to save my life, which usually is not a big deal because I'm very, I've gotten very good at doing the whole like, hey, buddy, you know, or what's up, friend, you know. 29:48 Speaker 2 Have you ever like, got the wrong name so bad that you like, I don't know, you put the wrong kid on the roster or something for a baseball game? 29:56 Speaker 3 Don't think it's very good of you to bring that as no, no, I have not all. 30:02 Speaker 2 Right, you just you're poking me, all right, You just, I'm holding it all in and just. 30:05 Speaker 3 Little holes are coming out. I have not. I have not done that because you would have to be a complete moron to do that. But if anybody had, I would tell them they're an idiot and that would be the end of it. But anyway, thank you, Brandon, for that little nugget. So anyway, so I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm doing my thing. 30:23 Very busy day. I, I'm, I'm teaching 4th grade. I'm running around. I actually covered for kindergarten for an hour just because the kids have to see me. You know what I mean? 30:30 Speaker 2 Were were are these kids normal teacher Like what what the fuck is she doing? Like why did they say that you in like are are you the best they've got? And I feel like especially with all these lawsuits going on, you probably should not be teaching the kids. 30:39 Speaker 3 Why would you? Jesus dude I you realize people can listen to this show right? 30:46 Speaker 2 Yeah, but the people who are on your side are already on your side. They just know. They know me by now and they know I got a lot of jokes. But I'm joking to *** what can I say? Oh. 30:56 Speaker 3 My God, no, don't joke around like that. No, actually that's one of my biggest fears. That's that's one of my biggest fears that I've had in in for a while now is because you've already created the investigation with Mill Creek, right? Like the organization that I love, I love, I respect, I care about, I, I, I they are top notch. 31:16 They are all very, very, very professional. Everything's very great with them. And then all of a sudden, because of Brandon's comments and, and, and statements, some parent decided I'm going to throw Chuck under the bus. This will be funny. Let's get them and put it under investigation by everybody. Baseball, softball, cricket, polo, right? 31:33 So next thing you know, I'm getting called by everybody and they're like, hey, dude, you're under investigation. Now granted, I made it out, right? I made it out because we're. 31:40 Speaker 2 Solid. We're good. 31:41 Speaker 3 OK, well, so then, so then I'm sitting here and I'm going, man, I can't believe nobody's filed A complaint with the school yet. You know what I mean? Because I mean, just the stuff that you say they need being associated with you, it's not good. 31:55 Speaker 2 But if I remember correctly with the Mill Creek situation is they got all upset at you. You were worried about it. Now they're cool and they even gave you the green light to talk about this whole situation on the podcast. They encouraged it for you to do it. So in turn, they encouraged me knowing what I would say, so they encouraged me to talk about it. 32:12 Speaker 3 Can you just don't talk about it? OK. But anyway, so when I go to school, there's always that, that small part of me, right? That's like, Oh my, oh, my God. You know, like today's the day, right? Where like the principal walks in and she's like, Mr. Al, can I talk to you in the hallway? 32:28 I'm like, yeah, sure, you know, cool whatsoever or whatever. And I go out there and she goes, I listened to the show last night and I just go, yeah, I'll turn my badge in at the front desk. Have a good day. You know, so I'm always scared of that, but it hasn't happened yet. But, you know, still got five days left in the school year, you know, I think. 32:45 Speaker 2 I think she would say, Mr. Li, listen and oh, it's so good, but it's dirty. Don't use any of that language or you know, ideas around the children. 32:53 Speaker 3 You're good to go. I don't use that. That's not even me anyway. It's you, stupid. I don't say that stuff. 33:00 Speaker 2 Oh, well, then you're fine. You know that. They just, they don't, they just don't want my words brushing off on you and you saying it in front of kindergarteners. 33:06 Speaker 3 Exactly. So anyway, so I'm in there. I have a full day. 33:06 Speaker 3 Exactly. So anyway, so I'm in there. I have a full day. I'm teaching 4th grade. It's a good time, man. You know, the kids are all five days left in school. We're just having a blast. I, I fill in for kindergarten for an hour all day. They're all like, Oh my God, messed around. And, you know, we're having a great time. And, you know, it's essentially just like going to like a fan club at this point. 33:23 Like I just go to school and I'm like, yeah, what's up, what's up, What's up? You know, signing autographs, kissing babies, boom. So anyway, I leave there and we had to go. I do I baseball practice and I had to go to my daughter's softball award ceremony. 33:37 Speaker 2 Oh nice, she actually went to hers. 33:40 Speaker 3 Yeah, my youngest one, Sydney. Oh, OK, nice. So yeah. So I'm like, oh, this is great, you know, this is cool. So we get prizes from they all got their awards, you know, like the, you know, give it your all award and the the the best, the most improved player award and all this stuff. 33:55 So it was good. You know, we sit there, all the girls are in there and they're doing their thing. And so I started because I put all the awards together, the head coach because I didn't head coach Sidney's team. I was an assistant coach because I was already head coaching Savannah and Carter. So I'm sitting there and I'm looking over and I see the lady. 34:12 So fuck this so bad. The dugout mom, the dugout mom who literally has been in the dugout for the entire season and, you know, put the girls helmets on them, give them their bats, you know, help them when they're crying. 34:31 The dugout mom, she's there and I look at her and I go, dude, are we not going to address the fact that this chick gave up her entire life to be there every game and be in the dugout? I've talked to her more than I've talked to the other coaches because, you know, she's right there in the dugout. 34:51 So I'm sitting there and I'm like, I want to say something about her. You know, I couldn't remember her name, dude. Oh God, hold on, dude. It gets worse. It gets way worse. So I couldn't remember her name. So I look at Drew, who Drew's my, he's my drunk landscaper. 35:08 He's he's one of the assistant coaches. And I said, hey, dude, I said, what's what's that chick's name, dude? I want to, I want to say something. And he goes, I have no idea. I'm like, I'm like, what? So I said, dude, does anybody know her name? 35:24 And he goes, yeah, yeah, my wife knows her name. And I said, well, text her and find out the name because we're in front of everybody. We're in front of the parents, We're in front of the kids, right? So we're up there. So Drew's texting his wife, right? He's texting her. All of a sudden, she's not looking at her phone. 35:40 So me and Drew were both looking at her. We're like, yo, like holding up the phone into her face, like, right. So she looks at it and she smiles and she texts back. So Drew, Drew tells me a name and he goes, oh, it's, it's blah, blah, blah. And I said awesome, awesome, cool. 35:56 So So I'm sitting there and I wait till the break. You know how all the girls got their awards and I'm getting ready to do the speech for the head coach to talk about. Hey, coach, so and so has been amazing this season. You girls have no idea how lucky you are to have this guy in your life. 36:11 He's such a good leader and professional, blah, blah, blah. I said hey, before I talk about the head coach I want to talk about our dugout mom, right? And I said so and so is the best dugout mom you girls could ever have. 36:27 Now when I said the name, what I didn't understand was Drew's wife thought it would be funny to give me the name of the XY or the the current girlfriend to the head coach. The dugout mom is the ex-wife. 36:44 Speaker 2 Oh, what the fuck. Wait, what? What the hell? 36:49 Speaker 3 So the dugout mom is the ex-wife, the current girlfriend is just there, and Drew's wife thought it would be funny to give me the wrong name. So I say like, you know, and I'm just, you know, making up a name. But I said like, hey, Jessica, thank you so much for everything you did being in the dugout this season and being the dugout mom. 37:09 And we couldn't have did this without you. Like you have literally performed head and shoulders about any dugout mom we've ever had, right? And she's looking at me like everybody's just looking at me like I'm a complete moron, right, you are. And all of a sudden, his current girlfriend, whose name is Jessica, right? 37:27 She raises her hand. She goes, I wasn't the dugout mom. 37:27 She raises her hand. She goes, I wasn't the dugout mom. I went and I look at Drew and he just starts laughing and he's like, that was awesome. So anyway, it was one of the most embarrassing moments I've been through in a long time. 37:45 But it was funny. It was funny, but we ended up all laughing about it and I was like, I'm just kidding. I got you. You know, I'm not going to Jocelyn or whatever. 37:54 Speaker 2 So what? So why, why didn't you get a lawsuit for that? For like, defaming them and making them like, embarrassing, you know? 37:59 Speaker 3 Embarrassing. I probably because you weren't there. Oh, OK. Lawsuits can only be sent against me if you're there and you do dumb things. If I do dumb things like that wasn't dumb. I was trying to do the right thing. And people got and people got jokes and people got jokes. Yeah. 38:12 Speaker 2 It's like just as bad as what I said, you know, like different sense. Like they're still embarrassed, you know, because it's true. 38:18 Speaker 3 That's not what are you talking about. None of it was true. The the the I got the names wrong. 38:22 From Meaningful Tattoos to Dad's Car-in-Garage Sex Education Yeah, but I'm saying like it was, it was a good dugout mom, but it was due to the other one and the whole Drew's wife just wanted to, I don't know if she she got like some beef with these chicks or she just wanted to make you look like an idiot. 38:35 Speaker 3 That's exactly what that's exactly what she did. Because you know what people even say to me all the time? They're like, like even the baseball moms that I coach like they're kids. And I'll, I'll walk over and they'll be like, hey, Chuck, what's, what's my daughter's name? 38:50 And I'll be like, I have no idea, right? Like like I'm getting, I'm getting a tattoo. So I'm going, I'm going to the show. Oh, by the way, we got to record early tomorrow. So I'm going to get a half sleeve done tomorrow. 39:01 Speaker 2 What out of nowhere? 39:04 Speaker 3 Need some out of nowhere I get I get tattoos all the time. 39:06 Speaker 2 I've never heard when's the last time you've never gotten a tattoo? I don't think since we've known each other like recording. 39:11 Speaker 3 Well, I'm kind of running out of room, so I'm I'm going to do this sleeve now. So I'm going to do this sleeve are. 39:16 Speaker 2 You starting top half or bottom half? 39:18 Speaker 3 Top half I hate it when guys start bottom half, it's so weird. 39:21 Speaker 2 But you're not able to see if it's top half right? What? 39:23 Speaker 3 Are you talking about you see it like when I wear sleeveless shirts and stuff? 39:27 Speaker 2 Oh yeah, you do that a lot, don't you? What? 39:29 Speaker 3 Do you? Yeah. 39:30 Speaker 2 39:30 Speaker 2 Oh my God, I'm just, I'm just thinking about stuff. 39:33 Speaker 3 Yeah, so I'm going to get, I'm going to get the, the sleeve, half sleeve done. But I didn't want, I didn't have a tattoo artist that I trusted and was cheap, right. So anyway, when I, when I started coaching this season, 1 of the, one of the moms on the team was like, Hey, my daughter's a tattoo artist. 39:48 I said what? So anyway, so I started meeting her and, you know, whatever. And then, you know, she started saying stuff like, you know, and, and this mom listens to the show, so I don't want to get in trouble. But you know, she was there one day and she's like, she's like, hey, let my brother pitch and I'll give you $200 off or whatever, you know, on the tattoo. 40:04 And I'm like, that's a deal, you know. So anyway, but no, I'm going to get a tattoo. And why, why would we bring this up? How did this even come up? 40:13 Speaker 2 You can't remember her daughter's name. 40:15 Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah. So she's doing my tattoo tomorrow. Nobody. Her name is. 40:19 Speaker 2 Oh, dude, I are you going to get like a what are you getting on there? 40:23 Speaker 3 It's dude. So I I learned a long time ago you have to get tattoos at this age that not only when you die or not when you get old, you don't regret. And when you die your loved ones are sad to see them go. So what I did, I had all the kids, Carter, Sidney and Savannah all autograph their name in like a unique way, right? 40:44 Like Sydney did a huge heart with her Y and all that stuff. 40:44 Like Sydney did a huge heart with her Y and all that stuff. And then I have their softball and baseball numbers and each one of them, like I'm going to have a, a big #8 on my shoulder, a #21 on my bicep, and #12 on my back of my arm with their autographs in it. 41:04 And then it's all going to be shaded and there's some other stuff that's going in it, but it's just their baseball and softball numbers. Because dude, people that understand when, when you're talking about tattoos, coaching my kids has taken up, you know what, a lot of years of, of their childhood and I, I'm just like, dude, those are things you want to remember. 41:24 I mean, those are things that, you know, when I'm, when I'm 80 years old, I look down and I see my kids softball or baseball number. It reminds me of when I coached them and, and the times that we had. So that's what I'm doing. So I'm doing a half sleeve numbers, autographs. There's going to be some other flair and stuff like that that she's putting in just to feel asleep, but that's it. 41:42 Speaker 2 And then the bottom half of the sleeve is gonna be all daily dosho, right? You have like my face on there and like crazy Mark and everything. 41:48 Speaker 3 So, you know, it's funny, dude. So you look right there. Do you see that on the guitar? 41:55 Speaker 2 Is that? 41:56 Speaker 3 D It's a DG for distinct race. Oh, nice. I put that in there 'cause I'd been playing in the band for eight years and I'm like, dude, even if, you know, obviously we're never going to make it big, we're never going to play the Super Bowl. But this has been a huge part of my life. I mean, this band has been a huge part of my life. 42:13 So I had the guitar put on there with a, with a rifle crossing and then I had DG put it in the guitar 'cause I was like, dude, something you're just it. It's just things you don't want to forget. And that's why I've had my kids art put on me, things like that. So anyway. 42:28 Speaker 2 So how long have we got to this show before I get my face on your arm somewhere? 42:34 Speaker 3 I would never put your face on my arm, but I would put I I put something for you like on my upper thigh. 42:45 Speaker 2 Oh, that close to your Dick? Really. That kind of weird or? 42:47 Speaker 3 That would actually be I I might put your face on the inside of my upper thigh. Your. 42:53 Speaker 2 Dick smacks it all the time. Fuck you bastard. Like 10 years. Chuck's like I'm fucking 230. Lawsuit in fucking room stack 5 full of fucking law papers. Oh man, that's funny. Yeah. 43:06 Speaker 3 Take that, take that, take that, that. 43:10 Speaker 2 'D be hilarious, yeah. That'd be a good one. Yeah. Yeah. Then every time you're mad at me or I say something stupid, you just smack at me with your Weiner. 43:19 Speaker 3 And I'd have your face being like, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. 43:26 Speaker 2 Damn, you know, you get, you get lucky one night and Megan's going down there and she's like, Brandon keeps staring at me. 43:32 Speaker 3 Cover him up. 43:35 Speaker 2 You got like a little post it note you just put over me. 43:39 Speaker 3 Oh no, your face would be big. It'd be like this big and he'd be like you smiling. That'd be great. 43:46 Speaker 2 Yeah, piss that into Megan next time. Be like, all right, if Brandon pisses me off, I'm going to put a tattoo on my leg and smack him and face. 43:51 Speaker 3 Him, I think. I think she would. It depends. Like would you pay me to do it? 43:55 Speaker 2 Yeah, I don't know how much tattoos are, but yeah, that'd be yeah, I'd pay you. 43:58 Speaker 3 I mean, I'm doing the whole, well, I don't want to tell. I don't want to see how much I'm doing. I'll sleep well. She is hooking me up. She's she's a very good tattoo artist out of Gainesville. She's hooking me up and I'm not going to I'm not going to ruin that. But if anybody needs tattoo work done, any ink done, I'll I can definitely pass her on. She will not come to your house and do it though. 44:14 I already. 44:15 Speaker 2 I heard some tattoo artists are very picky about that. They don't like doing that. It's because, like, they think your house is weird or you got like a bunch of stuff happening and then like outside at like, yeah, kids run around dogs and they don't want to get bumped and fuck your arm up and it's permanent. And they're like, what the fuck? 44:29 Speaker 3 So it's weird. A lot of tattoo artists that I've had, I mean, I've had a lot of work done at houses. They're called tattoo parties. A lot of tattoo artists will go and do it, but the ones that are trying to follow the rules and the law, you can't do that. You got to do it in actual sterile location studios, things like that. 44:45 And she's very much like, but she's young. I mean, she's probably God, her mom's going to kill me, 2324 years old. So she's young, but she does good work, so. 44:58 Speaker 2 Yeah. So what you're saying is our operation that we had with Woodshed, Ted Tattoo and everybody like every weekend was illegal? 45:04 Speaker 3 Completely. Yeah, yeah, definitely, definitely legal. What you guys, I forgot you guys did that cause yeah, 'cause def August used to tattoo himself on his leg. 45:12 Speaker 2 Yeah, man, wish that Ted would just sit in the chairs, tattoo themselves, but they always tattoo it to where they could see it, so when they stand up, it's upside down. 45:19 Speaker 3 It's stupid. 45:22 Speaker 2 And then wish that Ted's got a massive Grim Reaper that our buddy Ryan did on his leg. I mean, it's massive, dude. I mean, it's probably fucking that fucking big on his thigh and it's so fucked like that. He didn't go deep enough and like he wiped it off and the stencil's just gone and it's like, not deep at all. 45:38 Looks pretty fucking bad, but I guess it's still there. 45:38 Looks pretty fucking bad, but I guess it's still there. I don't know if it's worn off or not. 45:43 Speaker 3 Did you get any? 45:44 Speaker 2 Fuck no no I I'm not a fan of tattoos at all. 45:47 Speaker 3 Why though? Is it because of religious beliefs? 45:50 Speaker 2 No, I, I just change my mind often on things, you know, I'm, I'm always switching things up, you know, and I think once I get a tattoo, I'm gonna be very pissed off in like 15 years when I see it. And it's like, I don't want this fucking shit, you know what I mean? I don't like him. And I think it looks weird when you just have like 1 tattoo because then then you got to either have like 15 or none, I feel like, because then you just get one and people are like, oh, what is that? 46:13 You know, they're like, you just get a little wild and rebellious and then you just get a little tattoo over there. Like, yeah, I don't really like it. This looks odd. This kind of looks like a spludge on my arm. 46:20 Speaker 3 You know what's weird? I don't I don't know if this is just me or other guys go through this, but my so Megan wanted to get a tattoo and she and she was dead set on I want to get a touch. I'll get a tattoo. I I have to think about how I'm going to word this without getting in trouble you. 46:38 Speaker 2 Want me to say it? 46:40 Speaker 3 No so so I only find women that have no tattoos or women that are covered in tattoos. That's what I'm saying is. 46:50 Speaker 2 That weird in between. 46:51 Speaker 3 It's weird. 46:51 Speaker 3 It's weird. It's like if you just have like a tramp stamp or you got like one weird tattoo, like that is such a turn off to me, especially if it's on a private area like you're like. 47:03 Speaker 2 Like what? Like Boner Garage above your vagina. 47:08 Speaker 3 What's boner? 47:09 Speaker 2 Garage. It's a It's a garage for boners. 47:13 Speaker 3 What are you talking about? Where? What is a boner? I mean, where's this at? 47:16 Speaker 2 Vagina above a vagina, it'll say boner garage, like you're parking your boner in there. It's a garage. Who has that tattoo? It was on We're the Millers. It was the stripper that was working with. She's like tattooed. 47:30 Speaker 3 Boner Garage. That's actually pretty funny. That's how my dad explained the birds and the bees to me. 47:38 Speaker 2 It's a garage for your boner. 47:40 Speaker 3 No, no, no, he said. He said, oh man, I got to be very careful because Carter might be home. Well, I know he's home, but he might be downstairs. But but my dad, he explained sex as a car pulling into a garage and then slam it, reverse and then throw it and drive and then slam it reverse and throw it and drive. 48:00 And I'm, and I'm sitting here and like when he was explaining it and I'm like, I don't understand what you're talking about, right? And so he pulled out his flashlight and he had a flashlight that had a case with it. And he's like, you know, like like this. 48:15 And he takes the flashlight out and he sticks it in the case and he takes it out and sticks it in the case. He takes it out and sticks in the case. And dude, I'm still, I'm still sitting here going, I don't understand what you're talking about. And he's like, Oh my God, he goes, you put the penis in the vagina. 48:31 And I said, Oh my God. Right. Like it like totally blew me away. And ever since then, it's so funny, 'cause my dad thought of for some reason, a a car parking in a garage over and over and over and over again was going to make me like, oh, I'm just. 48:45 Speaker 2 Pulling the car out and ramming it in the garage. Pulling out. 48:48 Speaker 3 What are you doing? I'm fucking dead. Me, me and Megan get married. I'm like you pregnant yet She's like, no, you've destroyed the garage and the car. 49:02 Speaker 2 Man I don't know how many more tires I can afford before you get pregnant now gets fucked but you don't want your wife to get a go back to. You don't want your wife getting a tattoo because you think it's trashy. 49:17 Speaker 3 Yeah. 49:18 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. 49:18 Speaker 3 Yeah, I do. I mean what you could, but if you but if you're covered in them, it's a different. It's it's it's it's it's. 49:25 Speaker 2 It's you're an addict. 49:26 Speaker 3 It turns sexy. 49:27 Speaker 2 Oh yeah, Because there's like no real skin left. It's just all tattoos. I. 49:30 Speaker 3 Don't know. I don't, I don't know. I, I, it's a weird situation. See, women don't have that problem with guys. I don't think. I don't think women are out there looking at guys be like, Oh my God, you know, he's got so many tattoos. It's so sex. I don't think women care, but guys do. Like would you would you marry a chick that was covered in tattoos? 49:48 Speaker 2 No, I don't think I would because I would get, I'd get lost in the tattoos, you know, I'd be like looking at them and I'd be like, that one's really dumb. That one's stupid. What'd you do here? And it's a lot of reminders of bad shit they did, you know, or dumb shit. Oh, yeah, I got this one when I got my first, you know, abortion with this guy and this guy I got right after he fucked me in the ass. 50:05 Like, I don't want to know that. Stop telling me this stuff. 50:08 Speaker 3 OK, what if, and I know this is a this is a fake, this fake world, right? There's a there's a fake world. You could never know. But what if you met a chick that had like religious tattoo, like, like, like crosses and like, you know, Bible verses and she was just like a really cool Christian, right? 50:24 And you found out and, and, and you were beyond a shadow of a doubt. You knew this to be fact. She'd been with one guy and she'd never been married, no kids, but she's tatted. Would you date her? 50:40 Speaker 2 She a white girl. 50:42 Speaker 3 She's blonde haired, blue eyed. 50:43 Speaker 2 Oh yeah, 100% yeah, baby, get over here. We're going to be Third Reichen it up. 50:47 Speaker 3 Would you marry her? 50:49 Speaker 2 Yeah, I mean, oh, hell yeah. I mean, I don't really see, I don't care about tattoos. I just don't want them personally because I think it's a bad idea and I think I would change. I changed my mind. Like a bad idea for me is I changed my mind. And a lot of times when people get tattoos, like you got a good meaning behind the ones you're going to get. I don't know about all your meetings. 51:05 I'm sure the first, the earlier ones probably have not as much meaning. Probably dumb. I just got this because I was. I just happened to to be at a bar at 51:14 Speaker 3 Half my tattoos are completely asinine. 51:17 Speaker 2 See, that's what I feel like. Either I, I don't want, I don't want to make a bad decision and then have to remember it forever. Like, Oh yeah, I remember we got hammered this night. And then, you know, because I mean, you'll have those bad nights where you go to a bar, you get in a fight or you get beat up or, you know, your girlfriend cheats on you. I don't really want something that reminds me of something bad. 51:35 Speaker 3 I mean, I have a tattoo of a dragon and. And like Game of Thrones wasn't out yet. My. 51:41 Speaker 2 My uncle did too, he had a massive fucking dragon on his back and he hit it from my grandma for like 15 years. 51:48 Speaker 3 I, I hit a lot from my mom and, and, and I mean, it is what it is. I, I mean, I, if honestly, if Game of Thrones was out at the time, I would have been more proud to tell people like, oh, yeah, it's Game of Thrones, you know, it's Game of Thrones. And they'd be like, oh, that's cool, that's sick, right? But this was in 1999. 52:05 What did you just like? 52:05 Speaker 2 Fucking Red Dragon a shit ton or fucking what? Was that one with the hello Hello Clarice? 52:11 Speaker 3 No, Hannibal Lecter. No, I actually, I actually know it was. I remember, I remember almost the exact date. It was July of 2003 is when it was, and I was in Brunswick, GA, for training and I was living there from London. We went to Savannah to party for the weekend. 52:29 And I remember looking at my buddies and I was like, I'm going to go to a tattoo part, like you're something sick, you know? And they were like, what are you? What are you going to? Yeah, what are you going to get? I was like, I'll make my mind up when I get there. 52:42 Speaker 2 Dragon wrapped around my cock smoking but. 52:45 Speaker 3 Why not? Man, this is going to be legit. So I, I freaking go in and I'm looking at the book and I was like, how much for the dragon? And she's like 90 bucks. Absolutely. You know, So I'm sitting there getting this huge freaking dragon on my arm. And then I leave and I'm looking in the mirror and I'm like, it's all crooked. 53:04 It's the whole thing's crooked. It's off. It took me, it cost me $1300 to get ink around it to try to fix it. And that had to be crooked to make it look less crooked. And the whole thing, I'm just like, what is going on with my decisions in life? 53:20 I mean half my sleeve is just me being stupid retarded. 53:25 Speaker 2 Yeah, you're getting a lot of stupid, that one from the retard, but no, it's Yeah, I can't remember. I was going to say something about the about the dragon. Oh, no, I was thinking, actually, I think a dragon Dick Dragon Tattoo would work well. Like the Dragon's neck is on your penis, the wings are above you, and then his feet that dangle are your nuts. 53:44 Speaker 3 OK. 53:45 Bus Project Update: Repairs, Urinals, and Party Bus Controversies With that, we're going to get into the bus, right? 53:48 Speaker 2 Because. 53:49 Speaker 3 53:49 Speaker 3 We got to talk about we only have like 10 minutes left. This is great. And before we get into this, can I give a special thanks to Dean from Carpet Depot for sponsoring the buses a little bit, a little bit kind of sponsor. 54:07 So go ahead, Brandon, get us, get us caught up. This is a great story. 54:09 Speaker 2 All right. So, yeah, so at the time we're recording this, that day I had to go, had to do a sprinkler job. And then I got to the bus about 54:27 So I'm getting the fuel pump for that one today to put in and we should be running and driving on the 54:39 Speaker 3 Freightliner. Freightliner. 54:40 Speaker 2 Freightliner called me this morning. He was like, it's like Nah, claws out. Oh man, good morning. I'm like good morning man, how you doing? He's like, well the good news is I don't have to get you a quote anymore on them lugs and lug nuts. And I'm thinking, oh Jesus, this shit gun like rolled in the road and got T boned by something. 54:56 It's destroyed. It's all in the church fucking graveyard and parking lot and it's all over the place. It's going to be terrible. He's like, I, I got the lung nuts off, man. I did it. I, I actually got done with it. You know, I'm like, I'm thinking to myself like what, what, what do you mean you finally got them off? 55:13 Like what the fuck were you doing wrong the first time? Like I'm so confused on why you couldn't get them off the first time. And it's not like they got like, they're like, oh, we tried all of them. We got one off. I mean, he got all 32 of them off with like no problem. So what the fuck was the first guy doing anyway? Got those off, paid the bill for that $2000 for tires final bill. 55:32 So I got the tires on. I called the tow company. I paid the original tow bill which was $800. And now we got, I don't know how much this other one is, I'm guessing 900 to get the other bus there. But they're coming, they're coming together quite well. Everything's going well. And then I got the news today that Dean from Carpet Depot will be supplying the wood for us the the hardwood put down in both the buses. 55:55 So we appreciate that. That'll be nice. That save us some money for sure on the buses. That's the big part flooring. You got to make sure the flooring's done right and it looks good because everyone looks at it because that's where you're stepping when you're walking, you're looking down often and you're like, you know, you want to have a good you want to have a good floor to look at and step on I. 56:11 Speaker 3 I was actually really surprised you didn't want to do the camo carpet like. 56:14 Speaker 2 You know, I'm, I'm thinking about all, you know, we're going to pick homeless people up sometimes in it too. And we already got to get couch covers and whatnot for that. And I'm just like, can't have them on the carpet, dude. Yeah, homeless people on carpet do not work well. And even just people in general, like with dirty shoes, we're going to have a lot of people in and out that motherfucker. 56:29 I just don't think carpet's a good idea. And we're going to get a lot of mold and spillages probably. We need to go to clean that up quickly. 56:36 Speaker 3 OK, Well, anyway, the hardwood that Dean sent us the photo of is legit. Now we're, you know, hopefully we get we get Dean down there to Noonan with me to help us install it. That'd be legit. Bring him down there. He knows what he's doing. He can probably do it in like 20 minutes. 56:51 Yeah, we just stand. 56:53 Speaker 2 There and drink beer and watch him, talk to him. 56:55 Speaker 3 Yeah, I'd be like, you're really good at this whole carpet thing. He's like, yeah, I own it. Idiots. But anyway, but no, that's going to be great. So we already got a sponsor for that. So that's going to take care of the flooring for both of them, which that's really the first step I think on the inside is getting the flooring done correct. 57:12 Speaker 2 Yeah, I got to do I got to RIP up the floor and that's in there now and then see what we're working with below. I think it's just solid like like metal or wood down there. So I don't know if it's like a hollow core. If it's hollow core, I'm gonna like probably drill some holes in the mother fucker and like fill it full of insulation, you know, dead in the sound some. 57:32 You got to see what kind of the floor is. But yeah, no, I can't wait to get the actual flooring in. Then we get the couches on top, get those mounted because the the E 450 should go quite smoothly quickly because we don't have to worry about plumbing or water or anything like that really. The AC shit turned on the other day. Obviously I didn't let it run for a while because I didn't want to kill the brand new battery since it's not running yet. 57:51 But I think everything's going well. That one should be ready to get on the road soon. 57:55 Speaker 3 And we do needed to. I don't know how to do this. Is it possible or is it even legal to drill a urinal into the side of it where there's like a little area in the back where you can just like pee into a urinal and it just goes out the side onto the road? 58:11 Speaker 2 I mean Indian truck drivers do it all the time. I don't see why we can they always shit in the hole in the floor. 58:15 Speaker 3 Well, we're not going to be doing that, but I mean peeing because I remember we went to Orlando, we were in the freaking huge, the passing the 15 pack van with. 58:24 Speaker 2 Four of us. 58:25 Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah, exactly. And every time Brandon had to pee, he's like, hey man, I'll be in the back. Pain in a Bud Light bottle. Make sure you don't slam on the brakes, right? So of course I'd slam on the brakes because it was just funny. 58:36 Speaker 2 Just go everywhere and it's all over our stuff, like dark slamming on the brakes. 58:42 Speaker 3 But just like when you peed over the back of Mike's or Mark's van and you didn't tell him, that was hilarious. 58:47 Speaker 2 That was not me. 58:48 Speaker 3 It was you. You told me that night that you peed in the back of Mark's van. That was so funny. 58:52 Speaker 2 I peed in the back of it, but we all peed in the back of it, but I didn't. 58:55 Speaker 3 Know, but you said you peed on the ground. 58:57 Speaker 2 No, I did not. 58:59 Speaker 3 So you told me that night. 59:00 Speaker 2 I did not tell you that I didn't see. 59:01 Speaker 3 How do you like it? How do you like it when people get you in trouble? Talking smack? 59:05 Speaker 2 How am I going to get in tow from this? What's going to happen? 59:08 Speaker 3 Mark will kill you. He's been looking for the person that peed all over the back of his van for months. It's crazy. 59:15 Speaker 2 Yeah, he's worried about that. But people pissing on stuff but. And spitting. Yeah, I was spitting and you know, the slightest bit of trash you throw out the window. Oh, he's freaking out. 59:24 Speaker 3 He's a psycho when it comes. 59:25 Speaker 2 To that, but no, but yeah, sorry, crazy Mark, but no yeah, bus is going along well and I'm thinking what are we going to do? Obviously, you know we're still going to let listeners drive it whatnot if they need to anywhere, vacations, family vacations, trips, whatnot. 59:40 But I'm thinking about getting one of the homeboys getting them their CDL and have them drive it as a party bus also because those bitches rent out for $200 a an hour. 59:51 Speaker 3 Wait, wait, when you say homeboys, who are you referring to? Oh. 59:55 Speaker 2 One of my buddies, not like a black guy off the street. 59:57 Speaker 3 Dude, no, I thought you meant the homeless people. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah, yeah, you definitely want to, you know, tell them like, hey, look, here's the deal, We'll pay 100 bucks an hour to drive idiots around or Bachelorette parties. Could you it? 1:00:11 Speaker 2 Probably be like 5050 an hour probably because we got to pay for the fuel still and I got to pay for the CDL. 1:00:18 Speaker 3 OK, whatever. 30 an hour is good because he's going to get tipped. And if you're driving around a Bachelorette party, don't act like that's work. Don't act like that's work. 1:00:26 Speaker 2 He might get a couple blowjobs. Yeah. OK, I. 1:00:28 Speaker 3 Mean. 1:00:29 Speaker 2 That'd be the goal, obviously, right I. 1:00:33 Speaker 3 Don't know, I'm not going to answer. 1:00:35 Speaker 2 That question be like, look, your husband's not going to care. 1:00:35 Speaker 2 That question be like, look, your husband's not going to care. I'm just the fucking bus driver. It never, no one's ever going to know you suck my Dick and then everybody's just getting blown by 15 chicks like every night. 1:00:44 Speaker 3 Next thing you know, we're like, we're, we're looking on like some porn video gets sent to us and they're like, hey man, isn't this the Daily Doe Show bus? Have you lost? Like, no it's not. 1:00:54 Speaker 2 It's a porn on our bus. That'd be hilarious. 1:00:57 Speaker 3 No, it wouldn't. We're putting a lot of money. You're putting a lot of money into this. 1:01:01 Speaker 2 If people want to use it for porn and get millions of views, we can definitely turn into a porn bus. That's completely fine with me. 1:01:06 Speaker 3 We cannot do that. I'm taking my kids on vacation in this thing we're going to. 1:01:10 Speaker 2 Clean it. 1:01:11 Speaker 3 That's disgusting. I'm not going to let my kids be on this bus if you're going to do that. 1:01:14 Speaker 2 All right, we'll let the kids ride on the bus before we do porno shoots on it. That makes me feel better, be like, go ahead and enjoy the bus because Uncle Brand has let a bunch of porn stars come on next month and we're never going to ride on it again. 1:01:27 Speaker 3 They're like, Daddy, can we take this on vacation every time? But well, this is pretty much it guys, because it's turned into a porno studio. 1:01:35 Speaker 2 People just fucking like crazy going down the road. 1:01:35 Speaker 2 People just fucking like crazy going down the road. Cars just going in and out of garages like a motherfucker. Multiple cars, multiple garages of all different sizes and shapes. Sometimes two cars in the same garage. 1:01:46 Speaker 3 Sometimes there's a semi that parks in a small garage. I don't know how it works, nobody does. 1:01:50 Speaker 2 Sometimes there's a there's a big old limo going into a garage and another garage on the side of it. 1:01:57 Speaker 3 What's that? 1:01:59 Speaker 2 Like a girl, like licking the wig on the side. 1:02:04 Episode Wrap-Up, Event Promotion, and More Garage Analogies Oh man. Yeah, we talk about dirty stuff, but we are a team. We appreciate you y'all. You're on IR Radio podcast over Spotify. Be sure to lose a five star review and a bottle helps out a good bit. It really does and we see y'all doing it all the time. 1:02:21 Remember, we're giving away APS 5 and 1000 reviews on the Daily Dose Show Spotify. So go over there, screenshot it, shoot me a message and I will get you on the list and we'll get 1000. You keep an eye on it. We'll be doing a giveaway. So you got a 1000 chance. We also got the Patreon down below. 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It's just all figuring itself out, so we appreciate it. Don't forget the event like we talked about earlier, June 7th, 1:03:36 I don't know what all we're doing inside. I don't know if we're doing anything, but we can probably like chill. That's going to be fun. And the Aurora Law Firm is sponsoring all of it, so we appreciate that. Thank you for the Aurora Law Firm. If you get in trouble or do something fucking stupid, even at our event, we don't care if you do something stupid there. 1:03:51 I mean, you're going to go to jail. 1:03:51 I mean, you're going to go to jail. We don't have much pull with the, you know, law up there, but we do have pull with the actual, like, people who decide the law. And that's mad Doll for a law firm. I think that's it. It's going to be awesome. Battle of the Bands. People are going to be singing, going to be going crazy. 1:04:07 Chuck. Yeah. They ever get out of here? 1:04:08 Speaker 3 Yeah, just before we get out of here, let's just see how long we can go back and forth with this. You ready? Because it made me laugh. It's like parking a motorcycle A5 car garage. 1:04:21 Speaker 2 It's like taking a rotten black stick and poke it in the side door. 1:04:27 Speaker 3 What we're talking? 1:04:29 Speaker 2 That was no, that's the story I told you about when my buddy was an EMT in LaGrange and he found that dude that was pipping out his colostomy hole and people were fucking in in his stomach. 1:04:37 Speaker 3 See, I was talking about cars and garages, you know, like parking a skateboard in a pole barn, you know? 1:04:45 Speaker 2 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Or like, yeah, yeah, like a, like a tampon and like a, like a, like a subway tunnel. 1:04:51 Speaker 3 Or like like parking the freightliner in a carport? Oh. 1:04:56 Speaker 2 That'd be fun. Those are always the best. 1:04:56 Speaker 2 That'd be fun. Those are always the best. You got to start off small and then get it big. 1:05:00 Speaker 3 Oh, you're not a Freightliner. So so for like for you, the big like like parking, a mini parking a minivan in a closet. 1:05:09 Speaker 2 Oh, that's a good type one. Yeah, good type. You let us know your situation at home. What are you? Are you like scooters, your wife? You know, like a warehouse or like a duplex? You know, you got two people on both sides. I mean, I don't know. 1:05:25 You just got to let me know. Alright. We'll see you tomorrow, babe.