We're Shipping Packages EP-288 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-04-27
https://open.spotify.com/episode/0CQXi1nfjDlswhG288fUFw

Transcript Chapters This transcript was generated automatically. Its accuracy may vary. 0:00 Setting the Stage: Disclaimers and Show Opening Before we get started, a quick reminder. The thoughts, opinions, wild takes, bad ideas and occasional life advice you're about to hear belongs strictly to us. 0:16 They do not reflect the views of any sponsors, partners, advertisers, family members, employers, pastors who are officers, or anyone else trying to keep it clean reputation. 0:31 If something offends you, that sounds like a personal problem. Now buckle up and enjoy the show, dozers. The thoughts and opinions expressed on the show are for communicate purposes only. They are not a reflection of Chuck, Iron Fist or female pressure. Enjoy the show, dozers. 0:47 Speaker 2 I'll Rock You like an STP with a black hole sun. I ain't going down. We're going to have 1:02 Chuck's Son's Baseball Adventure and Autograph Quest got a lot of new listeners. I see. We appreciate it. Thank you for coming on over. The general consensus I got from everyone that's now listening is I don't really listen to podcasts, but I can listen to that shit all day. That shit being the Daily Dose Show. My name is Brandon Thrasher over there hosting dinner parties is Chuck Arnfish. 1:19 How you doing? 1:20 Speaker 4 Hey, it's been a long day. It's been a long weekend. You know, I had baseball and the boys unfortunately came up short again, but they had three wins in a row before they lost. So we have the best record I've ever had in travel baseball without just winning rings. 1:38 I don't, I don't even know what's possible. We're 14 and 6 and we're losing tournaments. This is crazy. I If this was the Tigers, I'd be ecstatic, right? Or the Braves, which? 1:48 Speaker 3 The Braves are, they've not lost the series yet and they're the first team to twenty wins. So they are rocking and rolling. Just got to keep everybody healthy. You know, they got to play the long game. Can't have people blown out their knees and their Achilles and, you know, fucking their fingers up because fingers are real big in baseball. 2:00 I'll have a phone call from my wife. 2:05 If you think about it like you get a bad finger injury, like it broke in half or it comes off, it's a little hard to adjust. Like football you can do it. Soccer you could probably do it. Basketball you probably just use your other hand. But I feel like baseball you got to use both hands and all 10 fingers quite often. 2:20 Speaker 4 That was the dumbest thing you've ever said. Yeah. I would say that you pretty much need your fingers for every sport except for soccer, right? I mean, hockey kind of important. Basketball, definitely. Football huge. I don't. 2:33 Speaker 3 Think even football. No, you see people all the time. They got their fucking hand all taped up at the club, or they got 2 fingers taped together, or they got one finger taped to their pinky. I mean they're not really. They don't use their hands or their fingers individually as much. They use them as a as a unit. 2:47 Speaker 4 Yeah, Yeah. You're talking about like one position, OK? You're talking about a lineman or a linebacker. OK, You know what? 2:54 Speaker 3 That's like 12 people on the field at any any given time. I don't. 2:57 Speaker 4 I don't even understand why you're talking about how are you even coming up with this? OK, listen to me. The point of the the whole point of this conversation was that Brandon was gracious enough to give me tickets to see the Detroit Tigers coming to Atlanta to play the Braves this coming week. 3:16 And my son is ecstatic because Uncle Brandon gave him some tickets. He gets to go watch it and we looked it up. He can go in two hours early. That's when the I guess the doors open. I know, I know, dude. He's going to be hammered. 3:29 Speaker 3 Dude, you can't start drinking that. 3:31 Speaker 4 Early Yeah OK well here's the this has already cost me more money than I expected because Carter Carter looks at me and he goes OK so we got the tickets I said yeah man Brandon came through we got the tickets you're going to watch the freaking Tigers and the Braves on Tuesday it's going to be legit and he goes can I get one of those city connect Detroit Tigers jerseys he. 3:52 Speaker 3 Knows exactly what they are too. Sell them there. 3:56 Speaker 4 No, we had to order it. So we had, and then we had to pay for express delivery. This stupid Motor City jersey is costing me like $119, right? And so Carter's all ecstatic and he goes, OK, so OK, I got the jersey. I got the jersey. 4:11 Can you ask Brandon, So if I get in, let's say, let's say we get in two hours early, as soon as the gate opens, we go in. Will I be able to get autographs from Tigers players when they're doing BP? And I said, I think you're, I mean, being a kid, I, I kind of think you have a shot like me, Brandon up there like, hey, Cunya, can we get your autograph? 4:34 He's he's going to be, you're an idiot, right? But if you're wearing a shitty Kinect. 4:38 Speaker 3 Where's up there up top? I ain't giving you all nothing. 4:41 Speaker 4 That's true. Yeah. We've already been. We've already been banned together from the field. You can never know. Yeah. 4:46 Speaker 3 I think he could probably, you know, before the game starts, you know, ever. I see all the kids down there around the edge and whatnot. You know, they're like yelling at players like hi, sign this or give me a ball or something. I think, you know, as long as he has his own Sharpie and he's very polite, they normally will do it, you know? Yes, Sir, No, Sir, please. 5:00 PM, get all the information over there and also the merch store, be sure to check that out, Michael. Jeremy does a good job doing that, so we appreciate that. 5:02 Thank you. Because I see a lot of kids. You'll see that in like videos of people walking, mainly football ones where you'll see them, you know, walking through the tunnel or whatnot and like some kind of they're like sign this, you know, it's like, take it real quick, snatch it and run off. Like, are you fucking kidding me? Come on now. Just show a little appreciation, you bastard. 5:18 Speaker 4 Yeah, I think you got to be polite and you got to. I think it's going to help that. He's wearing an out of town jersey. Obviously the Tigers know that they're the away team, so I think that'll help him a little bit. But yeah, so we got that plan. That's going to be huge. 5:31 Analyzing NFL Draft Picks and Stafford's Marital Woes And then, you know, it's been, it's been a busy weekend, dude. I mean, I've been watching the NFL draft. I don't know how much you've been paying attention. I'm obviously rocking my Detroit Lions hat today because I'm very happy that the Detroit Lions are going to have you heard it here? You heard it here first, Brandon, the best offensive line in the NFL this year, the bet by far the best offensive line. 5:55 And I'm OK with that because if you got a great offensive line, you're going to have a great offense and the rest is history. So how are you feeling so far? You're, you're a, you're a Falcons fan, true and through. How do you feel so far with the draft? 6:08 Speaker 3 I feel fucking great because yet again, the Falcons made a great decision in the third round. I believe it was because we didn't even have a first round this year. Mind you, we we didn't have a first round. We had no fucking first round pick. We traded to The Jets last year. 6:21 Speaker 4 Don't act like, don't act like there's good decisions in the third round. OK, there's there's luck. There's luck in the 3rd and 4th and 5th, whatever. But all right, who did they get? I don't. I don't even pay attention to the Falcons because I don't care who'd they get. 6:33 Speaker 3 They got the fastest man in football, Zachariah Branch, from UGA. Insane wide receiver. He runs 26 miles an hour just shy of Usain Bolt. It's fucking insane. Literally I saw that and went and watched his highlights from 2025 right before we got on. 6:50 He was hurt a little bit last year. I think that's what hurt his draft stock. But I saw that and I was like, thank God, Falcons, you did a fucking good job. All right, so now we got a solid fucking receiver. Now we just got to find one of the cripples to fucking throw it to him because we got cripples at the quarterback position. It's fucking terrible. We've got one dude that's literally one hit away from being mentally retarded forever and the other guy blows out his knee or his ankle every fucking four months. 7:12 I mean, it's absolutely insane. We got rid of Kirk and I know if I were to sign a, you know, billion dollar contract, probably to go to Raiders. Fucking ridiculous that guy. I mean, you could only stuck around factors like, yo, we can't afford to pay the 140 million for the six games you played. And then you told us your shoulder was hurting, but you didn't tell us and you lost all those other 7. 7:31 So it was fucking nightmare. But we got we got that right branch. That's good. 7:36 Speaker 4 You guys are so screwed and it's funny when you watch teams like the the Rams who have Matthew Stafford who won the MVP last year, is that correct? He won the MVP, correct? 7:47 Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 7:48 Speaker 4 And they draft I Simpson at quarterback at and they use their number one pick for that to pick up a quarterback when they have the MVP on their on their team. So I can't I if I'm a Falcons fan, I feel a little bit better knowing that you guys are not the only organization that is completely broken. 8:09 Speaker 3 Well, if fucking if Stetson Bennett can stay sober, he's definitely a a better quarterback than Ty Simpson is. 8:15 Speaker 4 Wait, Stetson Bennett still in the NFL? 8:18 Speaker 3 He's on the ramps, he's back up to Stafford. OH. 8:20 Speaker 4 My God how many years did he do in? This Dude must have been on some stuff because he was in rehab for like what, 3? 8:27 Speaker 3 Years. He went to rehab for a year I believe. I think it was a year the year after. 8:31 PM. 8:32 Speaker 4 Time for rehab bro. 8:34 Speaker 3 Well, I don't know if he was in rehab the whole fucking year, but they weren't like going to like send him to rehab for three months. But oh, you can come back like the last two games of the season. They weren't doing that, which they weren't going to have him start anyway. I mean, Stafford's their fucking guys. So they just need someone whenever Stafford, you know, dies out there or or I don't think he's going to get traded away. 8:50 I'm sure LA, that state or that city has plenty of money to play all pay all their fucking players. I mean, it's just money, Money, money, money, money, money. 8:57 Speaker 4 What do you what do you think Stetson Bennett did in rehab? 8:57 Speaker 4 What do you what do you think Stetson Bennett did in rehab? Do you think he threw and stuff? 9:02 Speaker 3 Through the football, yeah, probably. Yeah, probably just threw the football without doing drugs after throwing it all. 9:09 Speaker 4 Right. 9:09 Speaker 3 Throw the ball. OK, OK, now, now you don't chug a beer. OK, well, you don't drink a beer. All right, now, keep throwing it. But when do I drink the beer and do the coke? No, we don't do that no more. You just throw the football. That's it. So it's. 9:21 Speaker 4 A It's a year for him to get that through his. 9:23 Speaker 3 Head we, I mean, yeah, because I mean, the man, you know, I mean, won back-to-back national championships at Georgia. I mean, that's just absolutely insane. So I mean, that's like you're out of your life, so you're just going to go party and crazy, you know, Life can't get better than that ever, you know? 9:36 Speaker 4 Well, yeah, that's when Matthew Stafford's wife slept with his backup quarterback, correct? Yeah, that dumb bitch she. 9:42 Speaker 3 Goes on a podcast and just talks too much shit. She just wants to be relevant. You know, like Stafford gets all the attention and the girls or their daughters and she gets nothing. She's like, well, let me go talk about people where I fuck around on my, you know, UGA quarterback boyfriend with his backup. 9:56 Speaker 4 9:56 Speaker 4 And to be honest, dude, like I don't want to say that I don't want to, I don't want to talk bad about any woman, you know, ever because I don't do that. But dude, Stafford let and and this is, I'm not just going to say Stafford. I'm I'm going to use Stafford as an example, but I'm going to say this about all NFL quarterbacks. 10:14 If I'm an NFL quarterback and I'm making, I don't know, 100 million a year, right? I'm the MVP of the league. OK, Tom Brady, he married Giselle and he was fine to let her go. 10:29 You know why? Because he's doing it right, right? Matthew Stafford married this chick from college. He's still with her and she gets on a podcast and says, oh, I slept with his back up corner. Dude, what are you doing? If anything, he shouldn't have got the MVP for the bad decision he made in life. 10:47 I mean, this dude should already be out there. Tom Brady it up. 10:50 Speaker 3 Well, he probably, he probably got married to her young and then now, you know, he didn't have a good prenup and everything's probably in his fucking name. So when he goes through a divorce and they got like four daughters, so they're going to need a mom, you know, I mean, I could you imagine taking care of four daughters, That'd be absolutely insanity. 11:04 Speaker 4 You know, if I had if I had like 3 supermodels out on my yacht topless and you said truck, can you take care of your four daughters? Yes, I can take care of my four daughters. Called a nanny. OK, Like hey, watch them if you have to hang out. 11:18 Speaker 3 3 supermodels right now. What you're saying is you divorce Megan. 11:21 Speaker 4 No, not at all. No exactly how it sounded. 11:21 Speaker 4 No, not at all. No exactly how it sounded. You like? No. 11:26 Speaker 3 With the yacht and three models I'd say fuck my wife and I'd take the kids with. 11:29 Speaker 4 Me on the yacht, I'll be honest my wifes hotter than her. I don't even she's not an attractive. I feel bad now because Matthew probably listens to the show and he's going to be all upset. 11:38 Unhinged Listener Attacks and Online Community Standards Yeah, he. 11:38 Speaker 3 Texted me the other day about something we said knew. That's funny, man. Don't talk. 11:42 Speaker 4 I'm sorry. You know what? I'm just kidding, Matt. I'm just kidding. I call him Max for boys. But anyway, so, so yeah, so that's that's all I did. I watched the I watched the draft. I had some baseball and then the last thing I wanted to get to and and and dude, I hate getting into drama. This this show is not a drama show. 11:59 We don't do that. I got to address this because I feel really, really, absolutely horrendously terrible. And Brandon knows exactly what I'm going to say. So we had a we had a listener over the last few weeks that has been just a lot, man, just just a lot on socials, just, you know, just not, not not living up to the community standard. 12:26 And I don't, I don't know what the community standard is in this community, but. 12:30 Speaker 3 I kind of thought it was whatever. 12:32 Speaker 4 Well, I did. I did too for a while. But I think there is a, there is a line you can cross, right? Because, you know, we don't want anybody to be in here and, you know, having to deal with hate speech, hateful people and just whatever. Yeah. Anyway. 12:47 Speaker 3 Hate speech and it isn't about the poor black people that ride Marta. 12:50 Speaker 4 I do not do that and you are the only one that does it and I correct you on that and I fight it. But anyway, so I'm I'm dude. It's like Saturday morning, man, and I'm and I'm you know, I'm on social media and I'm looking and I see this one listeners freaking being just mean, you know, mostly to me, OK, But I had enough and I'm sitting there going, you know what, dude? 13:11 Like I don't we don't get paid enough for this. I don't get paid enough to get your attacks all the time. Now, some of you, Josh Gibbs, Josh is a tool bag. He knows that I tell him that, But I I enjoy I enjoy his commentary, OK, because he does it with love in his heart. 13:28 OK, He does it out of a good place, even though he's mean. So I and I, I do not. I'm telling you, Brandon, I can count on one hand how many times I've done this since we've had this show. I blocked this listener. I do it. It was me, right? 13:44 Totally me. So I blocked this listener. 13:44 Totally me. So I blocked this listener. Yeah, Yeah, No, that was a good one. I So I blocked this listener. And I'm like, you know, whatever, dude. So I'm at the field on Saturday. And so. Tara is the admin on our page. 14:02 Now, granted, Tara does admin and Tara, you know, she approves all the posts, she approves all the comments. She knows Tara does her thing and she's great. We love Tara, but I still have admin approval. But I don't really use it because I don't really care about, you know, I'm like, hey, like Brandon said, let people post what they're going to post. 14:22 All of a sudden, all of a sudden on Saturday, this dude gets blocked and he starts like hurling some stuff at Tara, like calling her like this and that. And it was some vulgar stuff. He was attacking Tara hard about being blocked, being kicked out of the group, right? 14:43 And, you know, essentially like, I'm going to create another account. I'm coming in, you can't stop me and this and that and blah, blah. You better watch your back be, you know, like it was just like crazy stuff, right? So Tara's screenshot and all these messages and she's like sending them to me and Brandon going like, hey man, this dude's unhinged. 15:01 And I'm over here at the at the ballpark thinking like, Dang, better her than me, right? But but then I realized that it was me that blocked him and she's getting attacked hard. So I just wanted to come on and, and just clear the air and let everyone know it was me. 15:23 All right? Tara is not to be blamed for anything. Tara is a sweet, sweet girl and she did not deserve that. And I just, but I'm also going to let you guys know I've done it twice. I'll do it again. I will, dude. I will if you get crazy. 15:39 Now granted, like like Josh Gibbs, right? Like I, I, I for some reason when we started this show, Brandon says to me, I say, hey man, do you get a lot of friend requests 'cause I get, dude, I was getting 10/15/20 friend requests a day. And Brandon's like, Oh yeah, man, you just, you know, the secret is just to approve all of them. 15:59 Speaker 3 That's why approve, approve. Until someone like comes across weird and I'm just like, I'm just not going to look at their messages anymore. 16:05 Speaker 4 Yeah, so, well, you know, that was dumb on Brandon's, on Brandon's part. And and so I, I try to take his, you know, advice and I'm like, OK, I guess I'll prove all these people. I put up a picture of like my grandmother and, you know, up in Hale, MI and, and some listener would comment like, hell yeah, mother effer, this is the shit. 16:27 You know what happened. 16:27 Speaker 3 And I'm going. I love grandma. 16:29 Speaker 4 'S I got a grandma and I'm going what? Oh my God, you know, like my, my aunts and uncles and everybody's on this, like this is my personal page. So I I'd slowly get rid of people. So anyway, allegedly Josh Gibbs somehow snuck in very early in this whole like Brandon telling Chuck to just accept everyone as a friend. 16:51 So Josh up until about 3 months ago was on my personal page, as was the person that I booted from the group, right? So I'm going, jeez, man, like Josh's duty. And he was, he was off the train with his comments on anything. 17:08 And then I'm I'm at the beach and I have a listener. I put up a picture of my wife and you know, she's laying out by the pool, she's drinking a drink, she's in a bikini. And this listener goes, now that's a vacation, right? Oh my good God. So I'm trying to, I'm booting all these people. 17:23 So Josh, he sends me another friend request. It's still sitting in my queue. Josh, there's no way I'm ever going to accept that friend request, just so you know. But anyway, so Saturday, my kid hits his first out of the park home run. Hell yeah. At the ball field, right? 17:40 It's a absolute tank. Dude hits it out, we win, everything's great. Well, the organization that I coach for say, hey, we're going to put this up. You know, we're going to we're going to put it on the page because they do that for all the kids in their home runs or, you know, whatever, you know, put these kids on Facebook, social media and talk about how great they are. 17:58 I swear to God, Brandon, the listener that we banned or that I blocked, they put this picture up of my kid. This dude likes it and tries to tag me in it from the organization that my kid plays baseball from. 18:19 And that's when I got a little creeped out and I was like, OK, now we have an issue, right? Because I'm, I get it, you know, you, you guys, you know, hey, we do the show. It's a good time. But, you know, don't, don't tag me when it's a picture of my kid Mill. 18:36 Speaker 3 Creek Group. I'm just. 18:38 Speaker 4 Kidding. Because now, now I'm getting now I'm getting to the point where it's like, OK, we got to take some some action. So anyway, right now as of the recording, I think everything's cool. I think that we fixed everything. But I just want to let everybody know it was not Tara. It was 1000% me. 18:54 And I'll do it again. I will 100% do it again. If I think you're being, if you're here for the wrong reasons, then absolutely. I mean, this is, this is a good time, man. You don't do that. 19:03 Speaker 3 Yeah, save all your hate speech for the Spotify. Please put it on the Spotify if you have anything to say at all or anything bad. I mean, honestly, if we could just turn like the the Spotify comments into like a feed, but I don't know if you can respond to each other in there, like have a conversation thread. We can do that on there. That'd be great. 19:18 I mean, you can do all your hate stuff you want and Spotify, well, I think they allow pretty much everything. If not, you must have said something really bad because I don't you know, there'll be like restricted messages. It'll be like need review. Same thing with friend request approve, approve, approve, approve, approve. I don't even read a math down. 19:34 I just approve everything because I mean, it just it just shows Spotify like people like this show or they really hate it. So let's keep showing it to them. So they keep commenting on our platform. That's all everyone cares about, even Spotify. They just want people on their platform. 19:45 Speaker 4 I don't care about Spotify, you know, because I see, I see all the stuff because Josh is very, very big on trying to attack me on Spotify. But yet, but yet, when somebody else attacks me, Josh will direct message me and he'll be like, Hey man, I will kill that mother Effer. 20:02 Who, who is it that's attacking you? Dude? I will go, I will find them and I will kill them. And I'm like, I don't, I don't know if, if Josh is like a protective, I don't know if he's like my guardian Angel, but it's, it's, it's so weird because he attacks me all the time. But if somebody else attacks me, Josh texts me and goes, I will, I will go, I will go to war for you. 20:24 It's like he it's like he's like, I don't know, I don't know. It's weird. It's he's very protective. 20:27 Speaker 3 It's like you're his prison bitch. Oh crap, it's it's exactly what it is. 20:33 Speaker 4 So if we were in prison, yeah, he's a protector. 20:37 Speaker 3 Well, he'd also want some other stuff from you. But yeah, he protects you from the other inmates. That's that's what you do. Like make a deal to the big one. And you're like, hey, you know, I'll, I'll take your Dick in my ass and, you know, blow it every now and then. After shower. Only after shower, Reggie. And then it'll protect you. 20:51 Speaker 4 He's not the big one. He's like he's little. 20:55 Speaker 3 Yeah, well, you're not prison, so you ain't got to worry about that. But if you ever were, find the big one. I'm just saying in this scenario, that's kind of what it's like. 21:02 Speaker 4 If I'm ever in that situation, I'm not picking the big one. I can tell you this and and Speaking of that, the last thing I got to tell you. So this is out of control. 21:13 Speaker 3 I love this. Yeah. Keep doing it. Keep doing it shut. 21:15 Speaker 4 Up so I'm at the dude dude so so me and Megan have done nothing but work on our backyard for a year now right like I'm laying mulch I'm bringing in rock I'm putting up decks I'm trying to get gazebos I'm trying to freaking decorate I'm I'm work every spare minute I have is in my backyard trying to make it an Oasis that I can enjoy my life and just chill away from the world away from the madness so I'm back there I said to me I said hey I said let's go swim but I got to lay mulch She said OK so 21:48 put on my bathing suit it's oddly enough it's the bathing suit I'm wearing I. 21:53 Speaker 3 Figured you would have got rid of that after your incident. 21:55 Speaker 4 It's the last time I remember wearing it. So I'm Outback and Megan thinks it's funny because I'm working, I'm laying mulch and I'm bending over and I guess my butt crack's showing, right? And it's not even that much butt crack. It's it's, it's maybe an inch of butt crack. It's showing. 22:11 And Megan takes that weird picture of her like a selfie, but my butt crack in the back. And she's like, look at, you know, working from home. Chuck's you know, I'm enjoying the view of Chuck's butt crack. So next thing you know, everyone starts AI in this thing. Michael Germany makes it 3 inches deep with hair and it's dark and it's so profound. 22:33 He did like an AI regeneration of my butt crack. It's so disgusting. 22:38 Speaker 3 It's funny because other listeners have jumped on to it now. Like every time I'll see like different people posting it. I mean there's probably been at least 15 of them, but it's fucking hilarious. I love the one of you in front of the stripper pole and then you, I think Germany did it, you in front of my tunnel entrance. Like pulling me out of the tunnel. 22:53 Yeah, they're fucking hilarious. I love every time I go to the group I'm hoping there's a new one in there 'cause it's just so fucking. 22:59 Speaker 4 Funny. Well, yeah, dude, the 1 today was me cleaning off the home plate and the umpire standing back there and I'm cleaning it off. It's just so stupid and and it's it's my wife's post and it had like 88 comments and I'm going why would my butt crack at a SO Then my mom calls me Saturday. 23:20 Speaker 3 Or, son, I told you to keep it hidden. 23:22 Speaker 4 She goes, She goes, hey, can I talk to you about something? I say, yeah, what's up? She goes, Why would your wife do that to you? So I don't know, Mom. You know it. It's mean. It is what it is. And she goes, well, I don't think it's very funny. 23:36 Speaker 3 What the fuck was that, the dog? 23:39 Speaker 4 Yeah, I did. I think he's going blind. He just ran into his dog food bowl and just like got scared. That was weird anyway. And so my mom's all like, hey, I don't, I don't think it's that funny that she is putting this picture up of your butt crack. 23:54 It's a violation of your privacy. And I'm and I'm going like, what? What privacy? You know what, what violation are we calling? I mean, at this point she's just mean. And what am I going to do? Am I going to I'm going to take a picture of her butt crack and put it up. It's not even funny. 24:09 People are going to be like, oh, that's hot. You know, I can't, I can't even get her back. It's a it's my mom's like, well, I hope you find a way to get her back for that. Like, there's no way. 24:21 Speaker 3 I, I mean, we are getting a lot of traction from them. Maybe we should start showing your butt crack more. You know, we might have to do it. Only fans of just Chuck's crack. Chuck's crack. There we go. Look at that. And then it's just pictures of your butt crack in different scenarios. 24:32 Speaker 4 It's not even my real crack. I'm telling you, Michael Germany AI D it to make it way deeper, way more profound and way hairier. It's gross. 24:41 Speaker 3 We're on to something, though. 24:41 Speaker 3 We're on to something, though. If Michael Germany can do all that. We need them to start making like, you know, like AI sluts, you know, do door girls and then we'll start only fans with them. I don't think it's a league. 24:53 Speaker 4 Just fake people. 24:54 Speaker 3 Yeah, fake people. A lot of people have been doing it lately, I hear. 24:57 Speaker 4 So it'd be a deep fake, but they could use your face. 25:01 Speaker 3 Yeah, I guess we could, yeah. 25:03 Speaker 4 And Jose's face. I'm. 25:04 Speaker 3 Going to be oh, I'm going to have tits and a puss, no. 25:08 Speaker 4 What are you talking about, dude? You're going to still be a dude. I'm not going to put Jose's mustache face on a chick, OK? But you know, just like you, we could do it that way and make money off. 25:18 Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, we could, yeah. Give it a shot, see what you come up with. So I, I know some of them let you do nudity, some of them don't. But find the one that can, you know, might have to go on the dark web or something. But there's there gotta be out there somewhere, you know? 25:29 Speaker 4 There was a there's a girl. Oh my God, this is gonna kill me. 25:29 Speaker 4 There was a there's a girl. Oh my God, this is gonna kill me. Hopefully I can remember there's a very, very famous actress that just got on only, oh, it was the girl from American Pie. Boom. Nailed it. Did you ever watch the show or the movie American Pie? 25:46 Speaker 3 Yeah, I did. But I don't know exactly what you're talking about. It's been a long time and. 25:49 Speaker 4 The the foreign exchange student. The foreign exchange student, that was beautiful. 25:54 Speaker 3 Was she on all of them or some of them? I. 25:57 Speaker 4 Think she was in the first two at least. But anyway, she she, that's when his webcam was up and she had the talk scene and all that. So allegedly she got married. I guess she got married and she spent some time, you know, married whatever husband, Her and her husband get divorced. 26:12 I think she's close to 50 now, or maybe 45. Are you pulling it up? No. 26:17 Speaker 3 No, no, no. 26:18 Speaker 4 You're killing me. Can you pull this chick up? Pull this chick up. Oh. 26:21 Speaker 3 Shit, son of. 26:21 Speaker 4 A bitch hot chick from American Pie 'cause I got this is a great story and I need listeners to jump on this 'cause I don't want to do it. 26:28 Speaker 3 American Pie girl naked pornhub. 26:31 Speaker 4 No foreign exchange student. Foreign exchange student American Pie nude. You'll pull it, you'll get her SO anyway. 26:39 Speaker 3 Shannon, Elizabeth. 26:40 Speaker 4 Yes, yes. So Shannon Elizabeth is now doing only fans, right? Because I guess she got, she got divorced or whatever she's going through. So she's so she's doing that. So here's the problem with the only fans right, is that if you sign up for it, your spouse will see that. 27:01 OK, So what are you talking about? 27:05 Speaker 3 Why? Why? Why would she see it? What are you talking about? Why are you? 27:08 Speaker 4 With pull it, pull her up. I just want to make sure it's the right chick. I mean you got it already so so she's on only fans, but I don't know. I don't like you just said with only fans. You don't know what you're going to get. You don't know if this is like and I've never done. There it is, yes. 27:25 Speaker 3 That's what you're looking for down here, right? 27:26 Speaker 4 Nadia, why stop doing that? But that's Nadia, so she's now on Only Fans. But you don't know what Only Fans are going to get. Like technically, I don't think, I don't think they have to show you anything. Is that correct? 27:40 Speaker 3 No, they don't. Yeah, they can click bait you and whatnot, but you just got to wait. How long you got to wait for her to be around? Long enough so you can go on Reddit and look at it for free. 27:47 Speaker 4 I mean, that's the problem is that she she joined Friday, I think. 27:51 Speaker 3 Oh, give it a couple weeks in this. I want to get it on Reddit for you I. 27:53 Speaker 4 Don't know if I can wait two weeks. 27:57 Speaker 3 Yeah, you got it. Yeah, or or you can go to your local library and use their computer. 28:01 Speaker 4 But I you still have to pay for what I'm saying is somebody has to have an account. Somebody has to have this information. If you could just DM Brandon and let him know, yay, nay, not worth it, worth it. And then he can pass it on to me verbally. 28:15 Speaker 3 Or just if you do subscribe, you can just send me a picture of it and then I'll send it to Chuck right when he's, you know, when his wife have his phone while he's doing. 28:23 Speaker 4 Baseball Verbally. Verbally. 28:27 Speaker 3 OK, all right, we got to get check these nudes from Fort Zane student and so. 28:32 Speaker 4 Shut up, dude, Can you hear me? No, but somebody's going to make a stupid meme about it and then it's going to be on Facebook and my wife's going to. 28:39 Speaker 3 Look, all right, we'll ask nicely for no one to make a meme, and maybe they won't. 28:44 Speaker 4 Oh, yeah. That always works so well. Hey, hey, guys. Would you might would you mind not putting anything out there about the American Pie question I had because I don't want my wife to find out. Mark my words, tomorrow by 29:00 Speaker 3 OK, all right, I will do this first. If you listen to it you're on iHeartRadio podcast or Spotify, but surely it's a five star of you and a follow. Really appreciate, really do it helps out a good bit and we see y'all doing it all the time. We also got the Patreon down below. We use that for pet advertising for the show like doom that scary hookers, heroin, prostitutes, anything else of that sort that we need. 29:22 We got the website dailydoseshow.com go over there to get all the information about the show. Our event coming up June 7th, New Rome Brewing, 12 to 29:38 Branden's 'Glitch in the Matrix' Diesel Water Discovery So you got anything to add that for? I got to bring this up. 29:41 Speaker 4 No, let me hear it. 29:42 Speaker 3 OK, All right. Well, I today was changing the oil and fuel filters in the in the truck, right? And part of it is you got to drain the fuel water separator. It's a little thing. It drains and you catch it in a bucket and you set it aside. Well, it, I, I looked at it, you know, I was stone cold sober too. 29:58 No weed in me, no beer, nothing like that. And I'm looking at this and this is what I see. It might be like a, like a glitch in a matrix because I don't know why it would do this or someone's got to be able to explain it. All right, here it is. Look at this. All right, so this is it's in a bucket, right? 30:17 It's in a bucket. This is like watery diesel mixture. OK, this is a bubble up here and this is like a straight laser beam going through it. And then it comes to this thing that's in the shape of a star. Is that not absolutely insane? Like I don't understand what's going on here. 30:32 That's that that happened in like regular water or anything like why is there a star with a laser beam so. 30:39 Speaker 4 I don't want to bore you with science, OK, but if you have a bubble that would work as a magnifying glass, which would focus a light of from like the like from the Jesus Christ. 30:56 I can't even the star I I'm trying to be all technical. I can't. I can't even. All right, So look, you ever held a magnifying glass up and burnt ants? 31:05 Speaker 3 Yes, all the time. I still do that. 31:07 Speaker 4 31:07 Speaker 4 That's what you just did. That's all that is. 31:09 Speaker 3 Yeah, but no, when you do that in water, though, that's not how it doesn't do that in water. 31:13 Speaker 4 I'm not saying it's burning, but I'm saying it's giving you the same effect because you got a bubble. 31:17 Speaker 3 I know, but if you have a bubble in any other liquid, like why would it not do this in water? I've never seen that happen in water before. Why is it doing it only in like diesel? That's weird. Like and it doesn't do it in gas, so why is it doing it in diesel? That just blew my mind. I mean, are we not? 31:33 And I thought I had like a scientific breakthrough here, you know, I'll be. 31:37 Speaker 4 I'll be 100% honest with you. Look at that. 31:39 Speaker 3 That's an airplane. 31:44 Speaker 4 I can't. 31:46 Speaker 3 Yeah, there's two of them. What does it mean? 31:50 Speaker 4 So you took this picture? 31:52 Speaker 3 Yes, yes, I took it today. I saw it. I was like, what in the fuck? I mean, I think this is like a breakthrough. 31:57 Speaker 4 31:57 Speaker 4 All right, so the more the more I look at it. 32:00 Speaker 3 Doesn't it look crazy? 32:01 Speaker 4 Though the more interesting it is. Can you zoom in on the other? 32:04 Speaker 3 Bubble the other. 32:05 Speaker 4 The other star? Yeah, that one. 32:07 Speaker 3 Look at it, it's like the same exact picture. It's like a airplane or a * and there's light, light it. The picture doesn't do as much justice. Like, I mean, this was like a solid beam coming through it. Like it was insane. It blew my if. If y'all listen in the car, you don't know what the fuck's going on. We sound schizophrenic as fuck. But if you're watching, it all makes sense and your mind's like, whoa, it's fucking crazy. 32:28 But yeah. 32:29 Speaker 4 I, I, I will, I will say I don't know the like the science behind that, but I, I feel like there has to be a scientific answer here. I'm going to say the bubble created the magnifier for the light which caused the beam, which gave you the reflection at the bottom of it. 32:47 And just because it's a different mixture, it's not water. That's why you had it. So I think it's not going to be. 32:53 Speaker 5 Afraid of here? 32:55 Speaker 4 I it's. 32:56 Speaker 3 Kind of hard like kind of like what the? 32:57 Speaker 4 Fuck, you know, I don't like the fact that the one looks like an airplane. The one that looks like an airplane kind of weirds me out a little bit, but I'm trying to be devil's advocate here. 33:06 Speaker 3 Yeah, well, the devil's probably what's doing this shit, all right? It's fucking, he's fucking with us, all right? He's shooting laser beams in my fucking diesel water. 33:12 Speaker 4 Yeah, that's what I guarantee you. That's how the devil gets us all. You know, they wait till we're changing out our oil and they're like, he's like, this is going to be awesome. I'm going to, I'm going to shoot a laser beam through his oil, you know, come on, dude. No. 33:25 Speaker 3 The devil was playing games, you know. I mean, he played a whole fucking game for a fiddle and I did a contest. 33:30 Speaker 4 Oh, you're talking about the The Devil went Devil went down to Georgia. 33:34 Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah, I like that one, but OK, cool. All right, well, let me know if you know what the fuck's going on there. If you're driving, you don't know what's happening unless you're watching it on your phone while you're driving. That's pretty cool. That's that's awesome. I I still want to get the. That's what you need. You need to get the magic box. Why don't you get one of those winter birds? 33:50 Speaker 4 It's not going to work, dude. It's not going to work. 33:53 Speaker 3 What do you mean it's not? 33:54 Speaker 4 Going to work. It's all lies. None of that stuff works. It's all fake. It's just they they make little infomercials and buy this and you can watch TV on your screen. It's not true. 34:03 Speaker 3 You got to get the Magic Box 3 point O. 34:06 Speaker 4 How much is it? 34:07 Speaker 3 It's like 350. 34:08 Speaker 4 Yeah, I'm not buying that. 34:09 Speaker 3 But didn't even watch TV so much easier on your on your driving around time. 34:14 Speaker 4 Yeah, I will say it sucks man. Every time I every time I take a turn or something, my phone falls off my dashboard and goes in the other floorboard. 34:21 Speaker 3 Yeah, you just got your Sidney Sweeney porn just blaring in the floorboard. 34:25 Speaker 4 I don't even have that. That's not true. I'm not. That's you. 34:30 Speaker 3 Yeah, I just watch you for you. 34:30 Speaker 3 Yeah, I just watch you for you. I got to watch that of the night. Actually, at the time of this recording, it's on now. Exactly. We got to go. No, I'm just kidding. We'll finish. All right, let's go ahead and get into daily DOS, Adam. 34:40 UK's Tobacco Ban: A New Black Market Opportunity News. 34:40 Speaker 2 That's your daily 35:03 Speaker 3 UK Parliament has approved. We haven't talked about this, have we? I don't. 35:07 Speaker 4 Know what you're going to say? I don't even know what you're going to say. UK Parliament has approved. Have we talked about this? I don't know. 35:17 Speaker 3 We don't talk about the UK much so I figured not in a good center in a news story style, but the UK Parliament has approved the Tobacco and Bates Bill, which bans the sale of tobacco products to anyone born on or after January 9th. January 1st, 2009. 35:33 It'll go into effect January 1st, 2027 and does not penalize possession or consumption, which is absolutely fucking insane. So essentially what they're saying is you're born after 2009 in UK, You're not going to be able to buy tobacco or vapes or anything like that from the store. 35:52 But interestingly enough, it says you can, you can't get in trouble if you possess it, possess it or consume it. So I don't know what the fuck these lawmakers are thinking, but they essentially just established a, a black market for tobacco and vapes in the UK. You know how much dangerous it's going to get? 36:08 Not only are they going to get all the fucking side effects of whatever's in tobacco and vapes, but they're going to be, there's a good chance you're going to get shot in a, a tobacco deal gone wrong or stabbed, or they're going to get laced tobacco or shitty homemade vapes. I mean, I don't know what they're thinking because people are going to get stuff no matter what. 36:23 I mean, you ban guns and you ban drugs. Guess what? We still have guns and drugs everywhere, and they're even more dangerous when they're not legal. So I just feel like this is not a solution to anything and just going to cause a major fucking problem over there in the UK. I mean, I'm sure some people are going to get rich. We might be able to start a black market and make a lot of money off of it. 36:41 Speaker 4 I'm trying to do the math. Is that what 17? Is that what they're saying? 17 is the cut off? 36:48 Speaker 3 Well, right now it's it's 17 or 18, but if you're born after January 1st, 2009, you're never going to be able to buy tobacco in life ever in the UK. Wait, what? Yes, that's what it says. Ever. Ever. It's a lifetime ban, yes. 37:05 Speaker 4 That's just admit that's that's not true. 37:08 Speaker 3 Yes, look it up. God damn, why would I fucking bring it? 37:08 Speaker 3 Yes, look it up. God damn, why would I fucking bring it? I don't. 37:10 Speaker 4 Know that's not even true. So you're telling me that if I was born in 2009 and the year is 2049 and I'm 40, I can't buy it but my boy who was born in 2008 can buy it legally? 37:28 Speaker 3 Yes, correct. 37:29 Speaker 4 That's the dumbest I know. There's no way this is real. There's no way. 37:35 Speaker 3 So what's going to happen? 37:37 Speaker 4 So what's going to happen if somebody's I don't know? I'm just getting crazy here. The year's 2079 and I'm 70 and Brandon's with me. Or I'm saying, let's say I was born in 2008 and Brandon's with me and he's a couple years younger, but we're 72 and 70 and you're not allowed to buy it. 37:58 Speaker 3 Yeah, but I can possess it and consume it. So you can buy it for me. Oh. 38:02 Speaker 4 Dude, this is the black market's going to go huge. This is huge. 38:05 Speaker 3 Yeah. So we've got, we've got six months to establish a black market for nicotine products in UK. We've got to find someone on the inside over there to help us that wants to do this. And hopefully he'll, we'll take the fall for everything. And, you know, we'll just like, block his number if something goes bad and we'll just be quiet over in the US. 38:22 Speaker 4 Is it? 38:22 Speaker 4 Is it? Is it all nicotine products or just vapes? 38:25 Speaker 3 It is tobacco and vape vaping product. It's the tobacco and vapes bill. 38:31 Speaker 4 So wait, tobacco cigarettes too? 38:33 Speaker 3 Yes, any tobacco they're trying to get. 38:36 Speaker 4 Dude, this. There's no way. 38:37 Speaker 3 BBC reported on it. Time magazine reported on it. Sherwood News. Nikka tios ambientalis. That's got to be something over there. Desert news. Desert News. 38:50 Speaker 4 You're telling me just 'cause we don't know what's going to happen in June with Dubai and my vacation, and I might get moved to a different location for my vacation, right? You're telling me that if I bring over, I don't know, 7 to 10 sleeps of Velo, there's 17 year olds over there, They cannot. 39:13 But I don't think they buy it anyway. But I could I could sell this probably for more money, correct? 39:19 Speaker 3 Yeah, they might be stocking up now, but they probably buy it from the store. But you might be able to get it. You know, you sell it to them cheaper. If we get it cheaper, I don't know how that works. I don't know if there's it's cost more over there for them, but this goes into effect at January 1st, 2027. So that's what I'm saying. 39:33 Speaker 4 We got about 8. 39:34 Speaker 3 Months before we can you know well we got 8 minutes to plan is what I'm saying and and mobilize and get ready so we got to find someone in the UK. We talk a lot of shit about them, but we'll make some money with you if you can be our insider guy I. 39:46 Speaker 4 Don't. Well, yeah, because, dude, running drugs is scary, right? I feel like, you know, cartels, they'll kill you. And then you got to worry about the DEA, you got to worry about the cops. You got to worry about the drug dealers, you know about the drug takers. But dude, Vilos Zen, I'll run that all day. 40:03 This is awesome. Because there's no way the cartel is going to well, they might want a piece of it, though. And then we got to fight with them. 40:09 Speaker 3 Yeah, I see. I don't know if we could just like buy a shit ton of Vilos and ship it over to our guy over there. He just buys it and then he that'd be the best way to do it. We just find a distributor that's on board and we just ship it over there to them. Do like war dogs hide it behind a bunch of potatoes? 40:22 Speaker 4 Yeah, it's not a bad idea and and they're OK. I know there's a few military guys that are listening out of Lake in Heath just. 40:31 Speaker 3 Dropped their location already. 40:33 Speaker 4 Oh, sorry, I meant I meant I meant I meant Milnall. 40:37 Speaker 3 Post St. in that brick house with the red door. 40:39 Speaker 4 Probably. 40:39 Speaker 4 Probably. I'm just saying if you wanted to make some good money before you get out, this is really not illegal what we're going to do, but we're going to ship you a crap ton of nicotine products and next year you're going to kill it and then we're good and we'll give you 20. 40:53 Speaker 3 Percent yeah, because, because the US doesn't give a fuck what you send out. Like they they'd just be pissed if we were like dealing drugs inside the US or we're getting drugs shipped in. But they, I, I think they're going to be cool with us. You know, if the, if the UK calls like the Washington's like, hey, we got these two guys that are, you know, sending over illegal tobacco products. 41:12 We don't give a fuck and hang up. 41:14 Speaker 4 Exactly. They're not going to extradite us for that. 41:16 Speaker 3 Hell no. They're not going to send us to the UK. Are you kidding me? They're going to be on our side. They're going to be like, all right, guys probably chilled out or found a new distributor. That guy got bugged here. We're going to set you up with the CIA guy and he's going to give you all Intel on how you can run your operation. 41:29 Speaker 4 Better. So would you do this if I told you that it would make more sense for us to create an LLC and you to be the president and me to be the Vice president? 41:39 Speaker 3 See when you start doing that, that just seems even more sketchy. I feel like we just like there's no paper trail at all. 41:45 Speaker 4 But would you say that you're in charge of this? 41:48 Speaker 3 No, I'm going to say the guy our contact we find in the UK is in charge. He's the guy. 41:54 Speaker 4 But who's in charge stateside? 41:56 Speaker 3 We'll, we'll hire someone. 41:59 Speaker 4 Oh, that crazy Mark dude. 42:01 Speaker 3 Yeah, Crazy Mark would love to do that. 42:02 Speaker 4 Job we'll tell him that's a great idea. So So what we do is we make him the president of the LLC, we'll create an LLC, we'll make him the president and me and you were just silent partners that don't know anything about what's going on. And then Mark runs the business. And then ultimately he got, he got, he probably goes to jail. 42:22 Speaker 3 But he'll be out and not long at all because, I mean, the US is not going to give a fuck. And when he gets out, we'll just stop and we'll have a bunch of money, you know? 42:28 Speaker 4 And we'll have him on the show. 42:30 Speaker 3 Yeah, look at that. Yeah. All right, Plan figured out. All right, now he's got to find someone living in the UK So when you go over there, need you to start asking around, all right, You know, probably go to a sketchy area at night. Hey. 42:41 Speaker 4 Kids, have you ever been to? I don't know, London what's what's the place where a white Chapel? No, White Chapel? London where Jack the Ripper killed all the hookers? I'm guessing it's probably still a little shady, right? 42:58 I'm. 42:58 Speaker 3 Not asking you to find children, I'm asking you to find a guy that would be the distributor like. 43:02 Speaker 4 I know I'm on vacation with my family. I can't just be like, hey, Meg, I'll be back. I'm going to Whitechapel. I'm going to The worst part, she's going to think I'm getting a prostitute. I got to take my family with me and then I'll have to tell her at that point, like, hey, I'm not going to. I'm just trying to find some guy that'll sell illegal stuff for us. 43:20 Speaker 3 It's not illegally. All right, First off, stop saying that. That's not not we don't, we can't be saying that we got to sell product is what we're selling. We're selling product. 43:27 Speaker 4 That's exactly what drug dealers say. 43:30 Speaker 3 OK, and they know not to say we're selling illegal shit, all right? 43:33 Speaker 4 Product product never gives it. Oh, what do you got there? Product, OK, that's. 43:40 Speaker 3 Worse in the transcripts when you saying illegal product 87 times versus me just saying product like 20, All right. 43:47 Speaker 4 So come up with a different word for it. 43:49 Speaker 3 All right, we got to figure that out. Damn it. 43:52 Speaker 4 No, now give me one right now. Better than product, better than illegal stuff. 43:56 Speaker 3 Sugar. 43:58 Speaker 4 OK, that's absolutely worse than both of the other ones we had. That's those. They call it booger sugar. 44:05 Speaker 3 Yeah, but they're going to be thrown off because we're not shipping cocaine. They're going to be looking for cocaine. And we don't have cocaine. We have pouches and nicotine and tobacco. 44:13 Speaker 4 Let's just say packages or something. 44:16 Speaker 3 Packages. All right. We work for fucking Amazon. Cool. Yeah, we'll ship it in Amazon packaging. There we go. That'll work perfectly. 44:25 Speaker 4 I don't think that's going to work. I I think, 'cause then you got to have Amazon. 44:29 Speaker 3 Deliver it. No, no, we just have Amazon packaging. Damn it, You've not heard about that? People will buy old Amazon vans and they'll put Amazon stickers back on it and they'll transport a bunch of drugs and they'll be like wearing the Amazon outfits and everything. They're doing that in the States and they get caught because America's like, hey, stop fucking around here. 44:45 But if we do it in the UK then I you give a fuck. 44:47 Speaker 4 You think they have Amazon deliverers? 44:47 Speaker 4 You think they have Amazon deliverers? They're over there. 44:50 Speaker 3 Yeah, they got Amazon every. They got Amazon at any fucking place in the world. 44:54 Speaker 4 Do they drive on the right side of the road? Is the steering wheel on the same side? Do you think he's driving the fucking locals driving it? 45:01 Speaker 3 Why would we be driving the Amazon van through UK? We are just sending the shit over and he's doing it. 45:06 Speaker 4 I don't know what if we're over there visiting and we want to deliver something? 45:10 Speaker 3 Jesus and damn it you're just trying to get us to get caught and get arrested. I want to go see the rel like he's just right on the route. I'm like fucking am I 6 is like we got all three of them in the in the vehicle. Mike the Americans in. 45:23 Speaker 4 Brandon's over there like I told him. We didn't want to see the route, I told them. 45:28 Speaker 3 Chuck just wants us to have all the information so when we're questioned, we know everything. 45:31 Speaker 4 All right, dude, I don't want to know anything else. All I'm going to do is just I'm going to say yes, and Mark's in charge. 45:37 Speaker 3 OK, yeah, that'll work. And we just got to find someone over there to, you know, we're just shipping it to him. One guy, we don't know what he's doing with it. We don't care. We just thought he liked a lot of them, Put them in his butt is what he told us. 45:47 Speaker 4 45:47 Speaker 4 We could get a lot too, especially with your contacts at the gas station. Oh yeah, I don't. 45:52 Speaker 3 Know which one exactly? But what what my contact's at the gas? 45:56 Speaker 4 Station. Yeah, the one that has nicknames for you guys. 45:58 Speaker 3 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He he moved to a a different region, but he's, he's still alive, so I could probably talk to him. 46:05 Speaker 4 What do you mean he moved to a different region? What does that even mean? 46:07 Speaker 3 He's like regional manager of the BP at like in the ghetto now. 46:11 Speaker 4 What ghetto? 46:13 Speaker 3 It's close by. It's near where I went to school or CEC. 46:16 Speaker 4 There's no ghetto in Newnan, dude. 46:18 Speaker 3 Oh there is. It's on MLK Drive. That's where you can find, always find the ghetto. 46:22 Speaker 4 There's an MLK drive in Newnan. 46:24 Speaker 3 Yeah, that's where they put the school at the the CEC Center Central Education Center. 46:29 Speaker 4 Sucks. 46:30 Speaker 3 Yeah, it's kind of cool, though. 46:30 Speaker 3 Yeah, it's kind of cool, though. It's like, it's like you got people trying to learn and learn and better their life on one side of the street. On the other side, they're shooting each other for crack. Awesome. Wow. Difference of Rd. can make. 46:43 Carlos Rivera Shares Classic Military Pranks All right, we're going to go ahead and get into what the Chuck. What the Chuck? Yeah. You want to Chuck me? Chuck, you real hard. 46:53 Speaker 4 Chuck me, Chuck me. Chuck me. Chuck me. 46:55 Speaker 3 I'm full of Chuck. Oh Chuck, Chuck it real good. 47:00 Speaker 4 What the war stories? Oh my God. Look, you, you almost remembered that time. That was actually a pretty good transition. Yeah. So we got Carlos Rivera on for this episode. Hey, this is a good one. I know, I know. 47:15 Drew and a couple listeners have reached out to me and said, hey, keep, keep the war stories funny, right guys? 47:22 Speaker 3 People cry over there. 47:23 Speaker 4 I'm not trying to. It's dude, it's tough. I mean, this is, this was a rough one. I didn't put dude. I did not put the last 20 minutes in. It is very, very good talking about PTSD, suicide, things like that. Dude, Oh my God, this gives me chills. 47:41 But it's a great episode. Please, if you get a chance, please subscribe to the Patreon so we can get some more money raised and you guys can access to all these before anybody else, right? I mean, this is going to be our fourth episode of War Stories. Carlos was a great 1. He was 82nd Airborne Army. 47:56 He deployed 12 months to Iraq and he did 11 months in Afghanistan and great stories, great, great things that he was able to enlighten us on. Did you know, Brandon? I did not know this. Did you know the 101st Airborne never jumped out of planes again after World War 2? 48:19 Speaker 3 I guess did they not have a reason? 48:22 Speaker 4 To no, they they do, they do air assault. So the 101st airborne now they fast rope out of helicopters. They don't jump out of planes. So they do air assault. I I didn't know that. So this is like that one. I didn't, I didn't know that. So 82nd is the primary primary airborne unit in the Army. 48:39 Speaker 3 48:39 Speaker 3 Is that the guy that fell out and black hawked down and died or broke his back? 48:43 Speaker 4 I'm guessing, yeah, I'm guessing because that's exactly what they do. That's the 101st Airborne that does that kind of stuff. But anyway, it was a great, great story. So we're going to put you guys in that. You get 15 minutes of that episode and then please, please, please. Again, Patreon Brandon would love that. 49:00 We would love that and we appreciate it. 49:03 Speaker 3 All right, we'll see you tomorrow. I. 49:15 Speaker 4 it's not, it's stupid, right? I, I got to the, the, the flight line and I was working security police at the time. This was when I was 18 years old and the, the flight chief came over and he said, Hey, I need you to go to the command post and ask them for the keys to the F15 so we can get it moved out of the way. 49:36 And I didn't, you know, I didn't know any better. I'm 18 years old. So I'm thinking, well, I guess an F15 has keys, you know, So I, I go up to the command post and I'm, I'm like, hey, I, I need the keys to the F15. And then the guy looked at me and he goes, did somebody sends you up here to get the keys to the F15? 49:53 I said, yeah. And he goes, you're an idiot. You're you're a complete idiot. There's no keys to the F15. And I said what? So I went back out, you know, and they thought it was hilarious. And I was like, that's the dumbest joke I've ever heard in my life. Like, it's the it's just stupid. Did you ever have anything like that pulled on you, especially with airborne? 50:10 Because I feel like if I was in the Airborne, I 100% would have tried to put a backpack in somebody's arms, you know? And then, you know, Joe, just I got you before they jumped out of the plane. But did anybody ever pull jokes like that on Carlos? 50:26 Speaker 5 OK, so the jokes that I had pulled on me, that we pulled on other privates, what's when we, when we first got to our units and we're brands, brands spanking you granny beanies. So they said we were at the motor pole. We had to do PMCS at their PMCS on, on vehicles, which is pre emission checks on vehicles. 50:46 You're just checking your vehicles to make sure that like, you know, tires are all inflated, the engine's running good, oil's good radiator fluid, all that good shit. They're making sure your vehicle's combat ready. So they asked us to do that. And one of my, my Sergeant, my team leader goes, hey, listen, go get one of those trash bags. 51:02 And I usually get an exhaust sample. We need an exhaust sample. OK, you need to take that to, to the motor pool. We need an exhaust sample. And I was like, in my head, I'm like an exhaust sample, like, like, like, like, you know what I mean? Like. 51:17 Speaker 4 You. 51:18 Speaker 5 Do like the normal vehicle stuff, right? You do emissions testing. Like that's what I'm thinking. It's like, no, no, no, I need you to crank the vehicle. I need you to catch the exhaust, wrap it up real tight and take it to the motor pool and get an exhaust sample. Take the lower pool. Tell them you need that examined. Yeah, we did that one a few times and I was called the dumb ass several times as you have more than Oh, you. 51:39 Speaker 4 You're the one who kept getting the exhaust sample. 51:42 Speaker 5 I I did it more than once. Well, because we went to the motor pool and the guys at the motor pool, they were in on it. They were like, oh, oh, you got the exhaust sample that. No, no, hey, go take that up to the Chiefs. The Chief needs that. So I had to do the whole rigamarole and then the Chief would be in on it. 51:57 Yeah. It was the game that they played on us a lot. 52:01 Speaker 4 Carlos. Carlos is doing exhaust samples for three years. He's like, this is really weird. It's like the longest running joke in the history of the army. And it was you. So the other another question I have, and this is, you know, again, your episode 4, which I really appreciate. 52:18 Carlos, I appreciate you coming on. It's nice to have an airborne guy. And to be honest, I never knew you were airborne, which is crazy. That's how little Carlos talks about his military service. And I've known Carlos now for 17 years. And has it been that long? 52:34 God, it's been. 52:35 Speaker 5 Has it been that long making me feel? 52:38 Speaker 4 Old God you are old man. It's crazy. And now granted, I will say, you know, we're breaking down the 4th wall here. I'm going to just let everyone know this is being recorded on a Saturday night at 52:54 So Carlos has had a couple. He's had a couple beers, I'm sure. Right? Carlos, you've had a couple, right? 52:59 Speaker 5 I've had a few. 53:00 Speaker 4 All right, so that's great. So that's going to make this cut. This this this question is going to be even better. So I, I don't, you know, very rarely, I mean, we did the last episode, we got into this. I'm not going to get in this with you so much with divine intervention and saying, you know, was there ever a time when God himself because, you know, it is what it is. 53:22 Everybody has their own beliefs. But give us an example, if you can think of 1, where maybe you shouldn't have gone home that next day or you know, you maybe you shouldn't have made it back. And I know you spent some time deployed, especially I think you were you in Afghanistan or Iraq. 53:38 Speaker 5 About both Iraq and Afghanistan and actually if you've got time, I mean I've I've, I've got 2 instances that I. 53:47 Speaker 4 Shouldn't be here. Yeah, dude. 53:49 Carlos Rivera's Miraculous Survival in Iraq and Afghanistan So that's even even better. Two instances are better than one because, you know, I like to. I think this is one of those things that's very important to let the listeners hear is, you know, a lot of military people, a lot of guys. That's why we call it war stories, right? There's instances where you just should have went home and, and, and it's interesting to hear those. 54:07 So if you wouldn't mind, pick one and and rock on. 54:11 Speaker 5 Absolutely. Well, OK, so the first one was my first deployment, which was I was in Iraq from 2008 to 2009. We were stationed at at Fog Loyalty in the beginning, which is in Baghdad and anybody who was ever deployed in Baghdad and there during that time, all the routes were named after football teams or, or, or states, right. 54:35 So you had route Steelers route Dolphin route Pluto route Florida. That's all I can remember that whatever from where we were at and we were close to Slaughter City. OK so there was a mission we were planning on going on a mission and it was me and a good friend of mine named Derek Eldridge. 55:00 I'll ask him if he's OK with me name and his name after this. But anyway, so he was in 3rd squad, I was in second squad, and we didn't know, the platoon Sergeant didn't know who was going to go on this particular mission, which our mission was just to like go through the city, do cordon searches, you know, whatever, work with the Iraqi police and kind of teach them how we go about doing business, how we search houses, things like that. 55:33 Speaker 4 Well, Air. 55:35 Speaker 5 Ended up going red. So for those that have never been to Iraq, and for those that have been to Iraq, you'll know that at certain times of the year, they have sandstorms. And these sandstorms are like if you've seen a sandstorm in the movies, like if anyone's ever watched the movies back in like the late 1990s, early 2000's, The Mummy, when there's this massive sandstorm, this white wall of sand that is damn near what it's like in Iraq. 56:02 OK, that sandstorm comes in and it just engulfs everything. You can't see past 20 feet, 25 feet. I mean, it's it's ridiculous. So when that happens, air goes red. When air goes red, that means that us in future guys, we have no air support. 56:18 OK, so when that happens, that went down and the mission was never really decided, but I. 56:25 Speaker 4 Was either. It was either. 56:26 Speaker 5 Me or my friend Derek, we're going to be in the third truck OK, for the mission and we were going to go down Route Florida. Well, we ended up not going out that day. We actually we stayed in and we got what's called a log pack. 56:43 So Fox company Fox company was in charge of bringing us our our they call them log packs. Log packs were a supply of food, water, Mr. ES, you know, everything that we needed for our cop for our JSS so that we can survive right. 56:58 So they're the only ones that operate during a time like that. Well, while they were coming down wrap Florida, an Iraqi insurgent put in a hasty EFP. So an EFP is what's known in an explosive force projectile. 57:15 OK, so essentially, they're really, really smart. They take a copper plate and they take like a concrete tube that about 6 to 8 inches big. They pack it with C4 and they put a concave copper plate. Now what that creates is a shake charge. 57:31 Now they would blow these up and shoot them at our vehicles. And now for the military we did. They did everything that they could to protect us against explosives in our vehicles. But at the time when one of those goes off, it travels faster than a speeding bullet and it turns that copper plate into a molting lead, OK. 57:55 And it goes through our armor like Swiss cheese. OK, so the number 3 truck, the gunner Specialist Davis, and forgive me, I don't remember his first name, but I remember his face. But Specialist Davis was the one that got hit by the EFP. 58:10 He made it to, he was evac to FOB loyalty and he died on the table. If it wasn't for the air being red, it was me or my buddy. They were going to be in the third truck. So one of us should have been dead that day. So that was #1 #2 was in Afghanistan. 58:29 In Afghanistan, we were stationed in the coast province and we were in in Turgutal at the time. We were about four clicks from the Pakistan border. We were traveling through Gold Eye. Now the thing about Gold Eye was when we used to go from Turgutal to Gold Eye, there was a Wadi. 58:46 A Wadi is a dry riverbed and we used to walk like we did it for probably 2 weeks. We used to walk this Wadi, this dry rubber bed. We would walk through it because it's got good defilade. Like you know, you can't see us. We could be sneaky at night, but we will walk this and we never had any issues. 59:04 So then the one day we were going to Gold Eye and we had vehicles. Now, we were taking our vehicles through the Wadi, the same place that we walked, and all of a sudden we hear a light dude. We hear a boom and Lt. comes across the mic and he goes, I think we hit an IED. 59:23 Well, proper procedure when he hit an IED overseas, it's, you know, push to the kill zone, get out of the kill zone, get away, corner off the area, right. OK, so they're like, all right, well, get the hell out of kill them, push through, let's go. So he pushed to the kill zone. Now I'm behind my platoon Sergeant and the fourth vehicle, he's the third vehicle. 59:43 He pulls up out of the Wadi, goes over like a dirt Rd. pulls off to the side. I follow behind him the same path and I pull off to the right. OK, so then our combo guy, O'Brien, and our second combo guy, which forgive me, I can't remember his name for a life of me because I didn't, I didn't spend that much time with him. 1:00:02 But he gets out, platoon Sergeant gets out and a couple other guys get out and they're walking around. They're getting ready to call EOD. And all of a sudden, our second combo guy tells O'Brien freeze. O'Brien freezes, takes a step. 1:00:20 There's a tripwire laying across his foot. So we call. EODEOD comes out, if they find the tripwire, they trace it. They there's like a battery hidden in a Bush and it was, it was a battery with a clothespin and a piece of plastic in between 2 metal plungers or like another clip which would create this or complete the circuit had it pulled out, right. 1:00:44 So we're thinking EOD comes out, they dig a little bit and they're like, oh, it's just like, you know, 6000 lbs of home explosive. So they detonated and it creates a crater that's about 6 feet deep by about 12 feet wide. 1:01:00 So it ended up being 340 lbs of HME, which anybody who's ever been deployed, when that type of explosive goes off underneath an underneath an M ramp, it doesn't matter it has AV hall or not, it'll split the M ramp in half and it'll liquefy everybody inside. 1:01:18 OK, so everyone's dead. I drove over it and my platoon started to drove over it and by an act of God, we didn't hit the trip wire. We didn't set it off. I shouldn't be here. 1:01:30 Speaker 4 God, dude. So I mean, you know Iraq. How long were you in Iraq? How many months did you guys have to deploy for when you went to Iraq? 1:01:38 Speaker 5 12 months in Iraq. 1:01:39 Speaker 4 Yes, you did 12 months in Iraq. How long did you in Afghanistan? 1:01:44 Speaker 5 12 months. Well, no bullshit. 11 months. 11 months in Afghanistan. 1:01:48 Speaker 4 So you did a combined 23 months between Iraq and Afghanistan? 1:01:53 Speaker 3 Correct. 1:01:54 Speaker 4 That actually makes you one of our longest deployers. That's pretty impressive that you were able to survive 23 months. Now, I know, I know this question is not something that most military people want to talk about. I mean, I've, I, I personally, I hate the question. 1:02:11 The worst, the worst mistake I ever did is when Ryan Ballmer, who I went through training with, when I went into OSI, he was the first agent that I was ever friends with who got killed in combat. And, and then Nate K Ryan, who I was very good friends with security forces. 1:02:29 He also died and I made the mistake of getting the dates of their deaths tattooed on my back. And I, I remember I'll never forget, dude, I'll never forget being in Charleston, SC about 10 years ago and I've never had the question before. 1:02:48 This lady walked up to me and she said, hey, I saw the dates on your back. Are those the dates that you served? Well, oddly enough, they, they'd only passed away 2 years apart. And and I looked, I'm looking at her like really like really lady, like it's two years apart. 1:03:04 Like you think I, I got a dishonorable discharge and I was like, I better get those dates tattooed on my back, right? So I, I ever since then, I'm a little bit overly sensitive to people asking the question because I always worry about how to respond because when you tell them, Oh no, no, no, those are the dates of my buddies died, right? 1:03:26 Speaker 3 Their. 1:03:26 Speaker 4 Face is just like, oh, like it's such a hard thing to tell people so but I haven't figured out a good lie yet so I just keep saying it like, hey, before I tell you it's it's OK it's been I mean it's been 13 years you know, it's one of those hey, it's OK. 1:03:42 I mean, I, I put their dates on my back because I want to remember these two guys. These these two are two really, really, really, really great dudes and I gotta remember it. So with all of your months again, 23 months, how many of your brothers did you lose in that time? 1:04:01 Final Thoughts and Episode Conclusion If you don't mind that in my.