The BJ Discount EP-279 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-04-14
https://open.spotify.com/episode/24tYMACE1bfBemFoTDEs6P

This transcript was generated automatically. Its accuracy may vary. 0:00 From Cabin Chaos to Hot Tub Horror: Chuck's Day Unravels Before we get started, a quick reminder. The thoughts, opinions, wild takes, bad ideas and occasional life advice you're about to hear belongs strictly to us. 0:16 They do not reflect the views of any sponsors, partners, advertisers, family members, employers, pastors who are officers, or anyone else trying to keep it clean. Reputation. 0:31 If something offends you, that sounds like a personal problem. Now buckle up and enjoy the show. Dozers the. 0:40 Speaker 2 Thoughts and opinions? 0:41 Speaker 1 Expressed on the show are for communicate purposes only. They are not a reflection of Chuck, Iron Fist or female pressure. Enjoy the show, dozers. 0:47 Speaker 3 I'll Rock You like an STP with a black hole sun. I ain't going down. We're going to have 1:00 Speaker 4 Tuesday. This is a special Tuesday because it is exactly 6 months and I get my haircut today. My name is Brandon Thrasher. It's the daily dosha. Over there is Chuck Iron Fist. How you doing? 1:00, we'll do a little check in. But he's still good for this time, and that's when he starts getting a little sadder. He's like. 1:00 you got up top was just transferred from down below and that's why it's gross. 1:11 Speaker 2 I'm not good, Brandon. 1:12 Speaker 4 Yeah, I could tell when you first came on. You're very sad. Something something happened to you. What happened? 1:16 Speaker 2 Well, it's 1:33 I'm not going to say any names. 1:34 Speaker 4 Yeah, don't say names, but we got to talk about it because I can tell when I talk to you throughout the day like I can, you know, usually Chuck checks in if it's like a recording day and he's doing stuff, especially during the week and start of the day, he's very chiffer and happy. He's like, yeah, man, I just got to run up to the cab and do these two things. I'll be done, man, not a big deal. I'll be perfect day, It's fine. 1:50 And then usually around lunchtime, maybe around 1:57 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, I should be home by then. 2:00 Speaker 4 There's a lot going on, man. And then right when we're about to record and he's he's, he's having his wife text me. I know it's serious. It's bad time. He doesn't want to have to talk to two people. He's like just relayed the message to Brandon when I'm going. 2:10 Speaker 2 To be on. 2:11 Speaker 4 I did. 2:12 Speaker 2 I did I because I it's, it's, it's that bad. And I don't, I know Michael Germany. I apologize. He's been calling me all day. Just he's like, hey, man, when you get a second, I need to talk to you. I doesn't want to let Michael Germany know that second never came and I and I greatly apologize to you, Mark you as well. 2:27 I know you've been calling me and I've been texting you. I cannot talk because of all the stuff that's happening. So I'm going to give you the first one because this is insane. How like I I almost. 2:38 Speaker 4 Well, your, your day, your your plan today was what? Just to go to the cabin, do some stuff and prep to get ready for Mark to come do wires and whatnot, and then you had something else to do and you're coming home. 2:47 Speaker 2 It was the easiest thing in the world. I, I took off work today because I was going to go up to the cabin. I was going to do a walkthrough video for Mark, send it to him. And I said, you know what, while I'm up there, I might as well restain this handrail and the deck because I power washed it because there was mold on it because it's like under trees, you know, so it just gets dirtier than the rest of the deck. 3:08 So I said, you know, I might as well make the old trip out of it, you know, enjoy, you know, have a nice little hour, hour and a half out there staining with my gun, you know, that I bought on online. This will be a good day. And then I'll come home and record and that's my day. And it just like such a chill day. So I drive up to the cabin, uneventful. 3:26 I get there and I got to pee. So I go into the cabin. Now mind you we have a cleaning lady that cleans the cabin that we pay her to clean the cabin in between stays. We have guests checking in tomorrow. OK. I walk into the cabin, I've already paid her and it reeks. 3:43 Dude it it smells like something died in there and I'm going what could this be? 3:43 Dude it it smells like something died in there and I'm going what could this be? So I walk over to the washer and dryer. I open up the dryer. It's completely full of a sopping wet blanket and comforter and sheets. 3:57 Speaker 4 It happened me one time in a cabin. 3:59 Speaker 2 Oh my God. And and then there's another wet one on top of the washer. She just said I'm done. So I'm, I'm already like, OK, well, now if that, if that happened, I need to check the rest of the cabin to see what the situation is. So I go into the master bath, not touched. 4:00. I'm hauling butt back to coming. So I'm get I get, I get 30 minutes away from coming. 4:15 I go into the the guest bathroom hairs all in the bathtub, not clean. I go downstairs, one not vacuumed 2 my security closet that has my bulletproof vest and all my guns in it wide open, unlocked with the light on. 4:31 OK. 4:32 Speaker 4 This lady's done like fucking then had a cartel heist or something like that. 4:35 Speaker 2 I, I don't know what's going on. So I, so I, I called Megan. I said, hey, I got to clean the cabin. Like I, I, I, I'm going to be cleaning. So I start cleaning the cabin. I clean the whole cabin. I get it perfect. I get all these like and and dude, she has her kid with her when she's cleaning. Yeah, the little the little bastard just goes around licking the windows and touching them and stuff. 4:52 Speaker 4 Rubbing shit all over the walls. 4:54 Speaker 2 Oh, it's so bad. 4:54 Speaker 2 Oh, it's so bad. So I Windex all the windows, all the windows, all the doors, I Windex everything. So I spend an hour and a half doing that and then I say, OK, you know what? I'm going to go out there and I'm going to stain my little deck area that I come up here for. So I put the stain in the machine and it won't come out because I used what's the what's the type of paint that feels like late? 5:13 It's latex. Latex. I used latex paint in it and now it gummed it all up and it won't work. 5:20 Speaker 4 You're supposed to run mineral spirits through that to clean it out. So you're telling me you you stained it and you just left all that dunk in the gun for like 6 months? 5:29 Speaker 2 No, I used latex paint once after I stained and the latex paint is what I left in there and now it's ruined and I couldn't do it and I'm so mad. So I'm up there, I'm doing this. I'm just getting mad and I'm taking the gun apart, wet paint still coming out and I'm like how's that even possible? 5:44 It's been 3 months but wet paint still coming out of the gun. So then I'm like, OK, this, this is not going to I'm not going to be able to stain today. It is what it is. I'm going to head home. So before I go home, I'm going to check the the hot tub to make sure that she at least clean the hot tub. I take the lid off the hot tub. 6:00 I guess it was an algae bloom. I don't know what you call it where the water is just glowing green. So now I'm really pissed. OK, So I sit there and I, I start letting the water out, 'cause I'm like, OK, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta drain it and refill it 'cause we have people checking in tomorrow. 6:18 So I'm draining it. 6:18 So I'm draining it. I'm looking at my clock. I'm like, OK, I look at my clock, it's an hour later. I'm like, OK, I look at my clock another hour later, I'm like, OK, I gotta leave here at 4 'cause I got an appointment and coming at six. So I'm freaking out dude. So finally I I called this other cleaner who bought a fast drain thing which I've never heard of. 6:36 Have you ever seen one of these? It's a tube and allegedly you can just stick it in the water and it drains out. It's like a siphon. 6:42 Speaker 4 Oh, oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Siphon, yeah. 6:44 Speaker 2 Yeah, How do you use it? I don't know how to use it. She's like, she's like, she's like, oh, you just have to put it under the water and then you just shake it many, many times. And so I'm in there like shake, I'm soaking wet. It won't work. So finally I, I, I said, screw this. I texted Megan, said Megan call the cleaner and tell her I'm going to have this thing empty. 7:01 She needs to come up and refill it before they get here. Megan says OK, so I get it empty. I put the lid on. I leave. I'm pissed. It's 7:18 I get notification on the camera. Someone's at the cabin, so thank God cabin cleaner's there, right? I pull up the video. Dude, I should, I should send you this video. This video would make you cringe. She brings her freaking snot nose kid and he's licking and hitting all the windows outside. He's just going around the and and then and then I see him run into the cabin and I go, what do I I give up? 7:39 I I I give up on life at this point. So he's in there just do just destroying everything. I did everything I spent the whole day doing. So Megan texts her and say, hey, like make sure you Windex everything, whatever. I don't even know she knows how to turn the circuit breaker. I don't even know if she's I don't know if she does. I don't know why I pay this lady. 7:48 PM and I just walked in the door because I've been gone all day dealing with insane issues, insane like things. And you know, I'm not, I'm not going to talk. You know what, not not going to talk. 7:54 So I'm pissed off at her right now. All right? You know, just get this out of the way, because this is insanity. Say what the Chuck? Just say it all. 8:00. He goes, that's really late for a steak dinner. I'll be there, dude. Like, relax. Yeah. 8:03 Speaker 4 Right, we're going to go and get into what the Chuck. What the Chuck? Yeah. You want to Chuck me? Chuck it real hard, Chuck. 8:12 Speaker 2 Me Chuck, me Chuck. Me, Chuck. 8:12 Speaker 2 Me Chuck, me Chuck. Me, Chuck. Me. I'm full of Chuck. 8:16 Speaker 4 Oh Chuck, Chuck it real good. 8:20 Speaker 2 What the Chuck, OK, OK, I'm changing a lot. I'm changing a lot. I'm not going to put names here, but I do have to put, I have to cross people off the list, 'cause when I tell this story, there's going to be so many people that go, Oh my God, Chuck's dropping dirt again on somebody. 8:36 Yeah, yeah. So no, no, you do not know this person. And I just want to know. I just when I tell this story, there's a lot of people that are think I'm going to talk. I'm talking about a certain person. I am talking about one individual and he is Hispanic so that that eliminates all my friends that could be in the culprit here so. 8:56 Speaker 4 I was just like, oh shit, I better listen closely so. 8:59 Speaker 2 Oh God. So I go, I go, I get this call from this lady and she said, hey, my neighbor gave me your number and I need an estimate. I was like, perfect. So I drive to her house and I, I do the estimate and as I'm leaving, there's her neighbor comes out, the one that I did the job for. 9:15 She was, hey, she's like, can I get an estimate on this tree? And I said, Oh yeah, yeah, whatever. So I'm looking at it. And she goes, can I get the same deal I got last time with the with the discount? And I said, well, the same deal I gave you last time was $2000, and this isn't a $2000 tree. 9:31 And she's like, yeah, but can I get the same discount? 9:31 And she's like, yeah, but can I get the same discount? I said what? 9:34 Speaker 4 Percentage. 9:35 Speaker 2 What? So I said what what discount? So I'm, I'm thinking in my brain because I all these people run together. I don't really I'm like what? I'm so I'm trying to think back on it. She goes, yeah, the you know, the sexual favors 1. And I go, what? 9:52 I'm so confused and I'm going, I don't even know what you're talking about. She goes, oh, oh, forget I said anything. Oh my God, I'm so embarrassed, blah, blah. And she's still say, OK, never mind, just give me the estimate. And I'm like, I don't. So I'm, I'm like trying. So I go back and I'm looking for her address in my invoice like system. 10:08 And I and I find it OK. So I start doing a little research and I put this whole thing together. This is incredible. So there's a contractor that I do subcontract work for. He's a, he's like a builder. He does all types of work and I he subcontracts the tree work with me. 10:27 Speaker 4 Correct. 10:28 Speaker 2 And again, that's throwing this out there to all the friends, especially the ones that I, you know very well. It's not, it's not your husband, OK? It's like I said, because because I have a lot of friends that are contracted, They're all, they're all listening and they're going, Oh my God, you just. 10:45 Speaker 4 Got to call like 50 people afterwards. After this shit airs, they're like, look, you can't tell my wife you're not talking about me. 10:51 Speaker 2 No, so, so This is why I'm, I'm, I'm really upset. So I, I go back to the text messages. This general contractor said, hey, I need you to go and give me an estimate on this lady's house for these trees. I went and did it. It was $3000. OK, I, I, I sent her the estimate. 11:07 Contractor calls me and he says, hey man, she's only willing to spend 2 grand, can you drop $1000? And I'm going dude, like I don't want to do that. But he's also a general contractor that gives me a lot of work. 11:23 So sometimes you just got to do jobs for free so you get more jobs, you know what I'm saying? Like you want, you know, whatever. So I said I guess dude. So anyway, so this dude older, he would take $1000 off the trees for a blowjob. 11:39 Speaker 4 Damn, that's an expensive blowjob. Is she that hot? 11:42 Speaker 2 No. And then and I'm going and I'm and I'm sitting here and I'm looking at all of our messages back and forth and I'm thinking, I can't believe that this dude bartered my prophet for this. Or a blowjob. What the fuck? 11:57 Speaker 4 He didn't even bang her. He's got a blowjob from a sex so I. 12:01 Speaker 2 So I text this guy, right? I text this contractor and I said, hey man, how you doing? You know, whatever. And he's like, oh good, what's up? And I said, hey, I just met with and I'm not going to say your name, I'm not going to say your neighborhood, but I, I just met with Sally over in Lawrenceville, right? 12:17 And dude, crickets, right? Like nothing. I said, yeah, she wants another, give me a blowjob. I said she wants she wants another job done. And she asked me if I'd give her the same discount you did. You gave what discount was that? Crickets, dude. 12:30 Speaker 4 Crickets. 12:30. So there's no way Chuck's talking about us. 12:32 Speaker 2 So this dude is married, right? Married. And I mean, she's not she's, she's single and she's. 12:40 Speaker 4 Prostitute herself out all she wants. 12:41 Speaker 2 I know, but I'm, I'm and now I'm so pissed dude, I'm so pissed. So now I'm trying to figure out, do I actually I guess like do I go after him? Well, do I go after him for the $1000? Like he just literally took $1000 out of my pocket and gave it to a chick for a blowy I. 12:59 Speaker 4 Would tell him this right here, I would make sure it's not blackmail. But look, dude, you either need to give me that $1000 or I'm going to talk about it on my podcast with your name in it. And he's not going to want that because I mean, legally you can talk about it. I mean, it's like this guy fucked you over. You're doing a favor right now, but not fucking him over. 13:15 But if you don't give you that $1000, I think we can talk you. 13:18 Speaker 2 Know I'm already talking because if. 13:22 Speaker 4 We'll tell the whole story again with your names in it, and make it even more dirty. 13:25 Speaker 2 Let's just say I'm no longer going to be working with this contractor. And he is a married man and he lives in the North Atlanta area and he's, he's Latino though. He's Latino. I got to throw that out there because I'm, I'm, I'm saving, I'm saving a couple of my boys right now 'cause they are, when they hear they're over there with their wives are looking at them in their car. 13:46 It's not, it's not him. So whoever you're looking at, it's not him unless, unless it's this guy's wife. So anyway, so I'm like, I'm like just so blown away right now, no pun intended. I'm, I'm just like, I don't understand. How does this crap happen to me? 14:00 Speaker 4 Do you think his wife would be OK with it? She that kind of wife or she'd be pissed. 14:05 Speaker 2 No dude, she she's Latino too. 14:07 Speaker 4 Look, oh, oh, yeah, she's going to stab the shit out of him. We need to. All right, It's it's went up now, $5000 while we talk about it on the show. You know, it's not extortion. It's just like, look, that's what you owe me. And then I had to this lady offered me a sexual favor. And then I had to explain that to my wife. And that was very awkward. 14:24 So you had to get like pain and sorrow. You know What is it called? 14:28 Speaker 2 Suffering. 14:29 Speaker 4 Suffering, pain, suffering. There you go for having to deal with that, for being sexually aroused while on the clock. 14:34 Speaker 2 So you know what sucks about it too is I've done so many jobs for this guy and he's done this to me several times. 14:40 Speaker 4 You get blowjobs all over the place. Like how? 14:44 Speaker 2 Do you? How do you even bring that up? I can't even imagine giving a lady an estimate and going, well, you want the do you want the BJ discount? Because we do offer that. And I mean, who does and what she's and, and and there's just some woman out there that's going, Oh yeah, I love the BJ discount. 15:03 I'd get the cops called on me in like a heartbeat. 15:07 Speaker 4 How long do I have to suck it? Oh, OK. All right. 15:10 Speaker 2 She did say she was. She's like, I had a lot to drink that day. I was like, oh cool, that's. 15:17 Speaker 4 Very nice. Yeah, I think we can get some money out of this. 15:21 Speaker 2 We what? 15:23 Speaker 4 Was my idea, you know, to, to, you know, talk about it on the show, you know? 15:29 Speaker 2 So without without giving his identity up, how do we mess with him on this? And like, like, do you call him and act like you're the lady's husband and just go and just go? Hey, blow job discount. I was, I was, I was deployed to Iraq. 15:47 I come back and I find out that you gave my wife the BJ discount and just see what he says at that point, because I don't know. He's got to, he's got to be held. I mean, he's got to be held accountable because he's not answering my texts. He's never obviously not. I'm not going to take any more of his work, but you know this. 16:03 Speaker 4 This is what we need to do. We need, we need to get a chick on on the show and have her call him like, hey, you know, like I need some trees down. And I heard there's a blowjob discount. And he'd be like, what? No, but Oh no, it's getting around. Like my friend told me about it. She heard it from so and so. 16:18 Speaker 2 OK, now you're on to something. OK, If we have any females that would do that and we're not going to we're not going to give his name and we're not going to share his phone number. Still all we'll record is just him answering the phone and then her asking the questions and seeing if she can get the BJ discount. And then and then if he says well, yeah, Ioffer that gotcha. 16:37 And then we and then we use that recording to Yeah. 16:41 Speaker 4 16:41 Speaker 4 And then we, we got to make it like sex hotline, like how big are you? And he's just like, Oh yeah, you're gonna get big for me baby now. And just like, fuck with him like that. That'd be hilarious. 16:52 Speaker 2 I think we can't get, we can't get in trouble for this, can we? 16:55 Speaker 4 Nah, we got that disclaimer at the beginning. We do anything we want. 16:58 Speaker 2 Even extortion. 17:00 Speaker 4 It's not extortion. It's pretty much just like a, like a deal, you know? It's just like he, he's, it's, you know how? 17:06 Speaker 2 If you, if you tell somebody, if you tell somebody you're going to release incriminating evidence against them unless they pay you, that's not making a deal. Brandon Brandon's like, I mean, if you kidnap someone and you ask for $1,000,000 and they give it to you, that's a deal. 17:23 I mean, that's just you making a deal. 17:26 Speaker 4 Yeah, but we're not the ones doing anything illegal right here. We could talk about it for free. Yeah, we could talk about it. But if he would like that information redacted, he can pay for that. You know, people did that. That's what we'll do. We'll go ahead and record the show and, you know, like the A show later this week, we'll go ahead and record it and then we'll send it to him and be like, if you want this redacted, it's like $10 a word, you know? 17:52 Speaker 2 And you're over here just talking as much as you keep reading from the alphabet, read from the dictionary. I, I don't know, man. I, I just, I'm very upset about it. It made me very sad today. So how many? 18:05 Speaker 4 How many blowjobs do you think you paid for? How much in lost profit were due to this guy getting blown? How? 18:11 Speaker 2 Many Do you think I've paid for? Yeah, yeah. Looking at the books I'm I'm guessing 3 but. 18:16 Speaker 4 $3000 worth of blowjobs. Oh my God. 18:19 Speaker 2 No, no, no. The first one started low because he'd say, Hey, you know, this, this customer needs $400.00 knocked off and they're, they're going to go with you and I go, OK, you know, then the next one was, hey, this customers, you know, wants $500 to meet their, how much their insurance will pay. 18:34 Like, OK, And the last one was $1000. So I, I mean, now I'm, I'm trying to remember the other two customers. If and I I'm not trying, I'm not, I'm not trying to put looks into this or saying like A1 girl would be worth more than the other girl, but they do kind of play out. 18:52 Speaker 4 That way. Oh yeah, 100% yeah. Yeah. 18:54 Speaker 2 300 to 500 and 1000. 18:57 Speaker 4 100% yeah different prostitutes cost different amount of. 18:59 Speaker 2 Money you would you would literally say 468 like it's so funny I don't I can't imagine what a 10 would be he'd be like hey Chuck, I'm going to need you to do this one for free, but I'm going to get you so much work it's a $5000 job you know he's. 19:13 Speaker 4 Going to be like all right, so I need you to cut all the trees down and then pay her 500 when? 19:19 Speaker 2 You're done. And then I, I get done. He comes out in his bathrobe. He's like looking good, Chuck looking good. 19:26 Speaker 4 Oh man, that's funny. Or, you know, you could call and get like a dude to call or, or one of us could call him and be like, hey, you still do that blowjob discount and be. 19:37 Speaker 2 Like my wife. 19:38 Speaker 4 Be like I got a wife, you know, you know, you you want her. And if you depending on what he says, you'd be like how much if I do it also? 19:48 Speaker 2 I thought you were just going to say you you should do that. You should call him and and ask him if he'd give you a discount if you do it. Maybe he's maybe he's equal opportunity discounter. 19:59 Speaker 4 I mean, you think he's going to know, right? Once we call him. 20:03 Speaker 2 Oh yeah, we should probably have the girl do it first because I think the girl's going to be unassuming. Now after the girl, that's when we do it and that's when he immediately is just panicked. 20:12 Speaker 4 And then we get listeners his number and they just call him all day, just like. 20:16 Speaker 2 No, because he answers the phone with the name of his business. I'm not. I'm not trying to throw his business on. I don't. I don't want to ruin this guy's business because he is a very successful person, but now I'm kind of wondering, is he like. 20:27 Speaker 4 I said you got to strike a deal with him. You know, a very persuasive deal. Like I make you a deal. I won't talk about it on the podcast. If you give me my money back, you know he stole from you technically. 20:38 Speaker 2 Well, yeah, and what makes me mad is he did the job he was doing was probably $40,000. So why not just discount your job? Why are you discounting me? 20:48 Speaker 4 Fucking Chuck the tree guy over down here for his blow job. 20:52 Speaker 2 Like why discount the tree guy that's only doing 2 grand worth of work when you're doing 50K? You couldn't have just said you know what Juan, take the day off today. I'm not going to pay your wages. You know, that's just the job and lay the tile yourself you idiot. But instead you're over here going Chuck, I'm going to need you to cut that 33% and she'll accept it. 21:11 I like what is going. 21:13 Speaker 4 On I think there's an opportunity here for us to make some good money off that, you know, just and it was pretty much all lost money to you to begin with. You know, you're just now figuring out about that. So we could use that for like advertising for the show, you know, or billboard. 21:23 Speaker 2 Look at that. I'm gonna I'm gonna start donating to the Patreon. 21:28 Speaker 4 Yeah, just put that in there and then I think it'll work because he also doesn't want to go about it the legal way because then that's gonna bring it all up in court and everything his. 21:36 Speaker 2 Wife. 21:36 Speaker 2 Wife. Oh my God dude, his wife would be pissed. And what's funny is whenever he pays me, he always just says, Hey, go to my house. My wife's got your check. So I know his wife because because he, he just sends me to his house and I know exactly where he lives. And so I go to his house and pick up his check and his wife's out in the front yard because she's a stay at home mom and she's got all five of their little Rugrats running around and, and she's a very sweet lady. 21:59 And, and now I just in my brain, I'm thinking maybe I swing by and maybe I say something because it just, it really pisses me off, man. Like, I don't care if you do it, not that I would. Would you ever do like so if you were doing an irrigation job, right? 22:14 Let's just say B man thrashers out there and let's say the girl's an 8, right? But she's got kids, you know, which I know you don't like. I think it's beautiful though. So that's just Brandon. That's a joke. So, so you're out there and and you're and you meet this young lady and she says you give her the quote and you're doing a startup, you're doing a repair and you're doing a valve change. 22:34 See, I know my words, right? And you say it's going to be, it's going to be $750, right? 750. Was that a pretty good estimate? I think it was actually. But anyway, and then she goes, well, are there any, you know, like discounts? 22:50 And you're going to say what kind of discounts? And she's going to go, I don't know, like you come inside for 45 minutes, come and suck my pussy. But and then she said, can I get $200 off if I do X? Would you do it? 23:06 Speaker 4 23:06 Speaker 4 Yeah, probably because that what you. 23:10 Speaker 2 Do you're such a freaking big? 23:12 Speaker 4 That's only $40 worth of parts. So I'm still making a profit and I'm I'm still in and out in 15 minutes too, so it's great. 23:18 Speaker 2 It's prostitution. 23:20 Speaker 4 Yeah, but I'm not the prostitute, so I'm not the bad person here. 23:23 Speaker 2 You're you're charging her, she's charging. Wait, you're getting wait. You're paying her for the sexual activities. 23:32 Speaker 4 No, I think that's called a deal. You know, you're making a deal right there. It's not prosecution. It's like what we're trying to do with this other dude is an extortion, you know, because he's not going to, he's not going to sue us for extortion when we have a podcast with a hell of a good disclaimer and then it's going to bring it up in the fucking courts again. 23:47 You know, if he sues us, then we have the right to talk about it unless the judge seals it. But we can get off, you know, a good few line 1 liners about it before the judge shuts us up. You know we did it before. 23:55 Speaker 2 You can do it again. I don't know, man. Yeah, I I can see it now. We're going to see Brandon on Chris Hansen to catch A and you're going to be sitting at the bar with your pizza and your 6 pack of non alcoholic beer. 24:11 And Chris Hansen comes out and he goes, hey Brandon, I'm Chris Hansen with to Catch a Predator. You want to tell me what you're doing here tonight? And you're like, I'm here to make a deal. I'm just here to make a deal. I mean, I'm not here for any other reason. I'm just here to make a deal. Were you going to have sex with that underage miner? 24:28 I mean, I was just going to make a deal. I would have. 24:31 Speaker 4 An underage miner own a house, damn it. 24:34 Speaker 2 Have you never seen the Catch a Predator? 24:36 Speaker 4 Yeah, but why would they be coming after me though? That would be like to catch a prostituting whore and. 24:41 Speaker 2 Because now you're now you've moved on to miners because you're such a sicko. Oh. 24:45 Speaker 4 I don't think so, because miners can't afford to pay anything. 24:51 Speaker 2 So, so so 16 year old girls out there changing the valves, you're like, you want a discount pedophile? 24:58 Speaker 4 Oh man, good old pedophile jokes. They're always fun aren't they? Especially with the town we live in. 25:04 Speaker 2 Making a deal. Making a deal? 25:05 Speaker 4 It's always fun. Yeah, I think making a deal. So yeah, reach out to that guy and just tell him I look hey talk with my Co host. Does he know you do a podcast? 25:12 Speaker 2 No, but first we got to get a, we got to get a girl. We got to get a girl to call. We have to have that first. 25:17 Speaker 4 Yeah, yeah. And then we can bleep out his business at first or whatnot and then show him the unedited version, you know, be like, look, this is it. But once you say Co host, I think he's going to know like, oh God, what the fuck? Co host of what? That means They talk about stuff on some kind of platform, some somewhere. So I think it'll be good. I think we'll get him with this one. 25:33 That's going to be fun like that, talking with people you. 25:36 Speaker 2 Know. 25:38 Speaker 4 Thanks, George. And we're making a deal, a deal this man cannot refuse. Or he can refuse it because his life's going to fall apart very quickly. His life's going to take half the business and all the kids. He's going to be living in a trailer outside of, you know, Chattahoochee County or something. 25:54 Chattahoochee County. Oh man, that's cool. 25:56 Speaker 2 Again, all those, all those people driving around up in North Atlanta and your husband maybe owns a, a home builder, lots of those. Not your husband. Not your husband. 26:07 Speaker 4 Unless he's Hispanic. 26:09 Speaker 2 26:09 Speaker 2 Now I'm worried because I think there is a couple that I'm friends. Oh man, just if your husband fits the criteria. Short too. 5455 Medium build, 30 to 45. 26:23 Speaker 4 Freshly sucked cock. Thing is, things are shining. Motherfucker's getting one every day. He's losing $350,000 of business a year on blowjobs. 26:36 Speaker 2 But he's not paying. He's screwing his. 26:38 Speaker 4 Subcontractors, dude, that would be the biggest. I mean I don't even know how do you go is that is that illegal to I mean is it illegal to take your like give a discount for someone else for and it be a blowjob in return? Can he do that or can all these other contractors be like this guy was using my money for blowjob money, I think. 26:56 Speaker 2 I think he found a loophole because technically he didn't pay a dime. His business did not not offer a discount. So I I think he found a. 27:06 Speaker 4 Loophole and you agreed to the terms, so. 27:08 Speaker 2 Yeah, I mean, I agreed. I agreed to the terms because of the business it was going to provide me. So I think this dude has figured out a way to make prostitution legal, which is pretty respectable honestly. 27:19 Speaker 4 Yeah, if it's not, you know, you know, if it's not legal the way he's doing it, then you might be wrapped up in something, might be some kind of weird operation. I'm. 27:28 Speaker 2 Going to get arrested for conspiracy to. 27:31 Speaker 4 Money laundering prostitutes is what it's going to be. 27:31 Speaker 4 Money laundering prostitutes is what it's going to be. You know, it was like, well, we never actually paid her for the prostitute, but we moved some money around and gave her discounts, you know, wrote it off and shit. 27:41 Speaker 2 Look at Exhibit A, Chuck here says, yeah, that sounds good to the $1000 discount. And he knew what it was. He knew. 27:51 Speaker 4 Yeah man oh man, hope neither one of us have to go to court anytime soon because a lot of bad shit we say come up and deal with. 27:58 Speaker 2 You say I don't say anything. 28:01 Speaker 4 Yeah, but they're going to play me saying something, they're going to see you in the square next to me, and they're just going to associate that, you know, you say the same things. Guilty by association, I believe. 28:10 Speaker 2 I just, I feel better not. I got that off my chest. I was pissed all day. Yeah. 28:14 Speaker 4 You'll seem a little lighter about it. Cool, awesome, But you didn't get any kickback from your guy who likes to shit on his wife in the shower? 28:21 Speaker 2 No, I don't think he listened to that episode or he did not imagine that it was me talking about him. 28:27 Speaker 4 He's probably like, wow, there's other people to do besides me, that's cool. 28:30 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, this is so cool that there's other people because, you know, me and my wife. It was actually 28:38 Speaker 4 He's like, huh, 11 AM time slot? I haven't thought about that, honey. 28:42 Speaker 2 Moving up, doing a lot tomorrow. There's another couple. Chuck just talked about them. It's crazy. They're friends. 28:47 Speaker 4 Maybe we can go shit in their shower too. 28:51 The Quest for a Pool Table Light and Mark's Future as a Lamp Fucking. 28:51 Speaker 2 Freaks. 28:52 Speaker 4 All right, if you listen to us you're on IR radio out podcast or Spotify be sure to lose a five star review and to follow helps a good bit It really does we see y'all doing it all the time, so please keep doing it. We also got the Patreon down below use that for paid advertising for the show and for doom that scary hookers, heroin prostitutes, blowjobs on the job. 29:12 Anything else we need of that sort. We also got the website, dailydoseshow.com. Go over there, check that out, get all the information on the website. We got all the, you know, about the podcast, about the event. We also got the merch store over there as well. The Patreon link is there too. If you have trouble finding it. 29:28 It's on the website. It's there. And then Michael, Jeremy does the the shirt shop, merch shop, whatever the hell you want to call it. So we appreciate that. We got the band coming up for this event, June 7th. It's going to be opening. They'll be, I believe, on Thursday's episode. 29:44 Yeah, recording Wednesday. So that's how that works. Yeah. All right. Cool. Chuck, you got anything to add to that? 29:49 Speaker 2 Nah man, again, Mark's going to be meeting me at the cabin this weekend and I got to get him a pool table light for my pool. If anybody knows anything about pool table lights, shoot me Adm or something. I don't know anything about them, don't already get it. But I got to have it to Mark's trailer by Saturday and I don't. 30:04 I don't know anything about pool table lights. 30:07 Speaker 4 Wait, why? Why wouldn't you just give it to your house and then you just meet them up there with it? 30:11 Speaker 2 Because he's getting there early on Sunday. I got to coach baseball to the boys loose and that could be late. That could be late. And he's like I said, I might be there at 30:24 Speaker 4 Be sitting there with, you know, a nice tablecloth and candle lit and bottle of wine and steak like. 30:28 Speaker 2 Ice getting cold? Hurry up, I gave you $1000 discount on the electrical. 30:34 Speaker 4 I'll give it to you later. Oh, man. OK, so you do it. Wait, All right. What did you think he just made pool lights, like in his shed? Like he's like a little elf just making pool lights and electrical stuff. 30:45 Speaker 2 No, he said he's going to put up whatever I send him. So I'm sending him a couple accent lights and I'm sending him a pool table light. I have no idea. I got an Amazon. They're all janky. So I don't know if like somebody has an inside, like I don't know. I don't think about pool table lights. I've never put one in. I'm not still not going to, but Mark is. 31:02 So if anybody knows how to get one of these, and it's got to be today, you hear this episode, you know, somebody shoot me their info. It's got to get to Mark Asat. 31:09 Speaker 4 You saw him about, it's like got the change and it looks like the like a little roof. It's got lights up in there and it's got like little ladders going across. 31:16 Speaker 2 What? 31:17 Speaker 4 Got like little ladders going across. 31:18 Speaker 2 Why would it have little ladders going across? 31:21 Speaker 4 To diffuse the light, it's like a little ladders going across I've. 31:24 Speaker 2 Never seen that, but I don't know. 31:24 Speaker 2 Never seen that, but I don't know. I don't know. 31:26 Speaker 4 Like a little ladder. 31:28 Speaker 2 I don't know. Who am I to argue pool table lighting. I don't know anything about it. I've been in one pool hall of my life and I think they're the dumbest thing on earth. But there seems to be a lot of gentlemen that enjoy it. 31:38 Speaker 4 Really. Yeah. We got one down here. It's called. Damn. What's it called? It's over there in Peachtree City. I can't. 31:45 Speaker 2 Remember the name Booze and billiards? 31:47 Speaker 4 No, not that one. I can't remember what it's called, but it is. It's a smoking bar. Also. That shit is rough, man in there. And they got like the casuals on one side and then you got the professional pool players and you know what a professional pool player looks like when they're night not actually on the pool national circuit, whatever it is for. 32:07 Speaker 2 What do they look like? What do they look like? 32:09 Speaker 4 32:09 Speaker 4 They look like, you know, they, they, they, they live there, you know, they look, they're very greasy normally and they're, they're always, you know, they got weird patches of hair in weird places, You know, it's just odd. And they're not very nice and they don't have very much many social skills. 32:26 But there's one dude at that place I'm talking about. His name is Boots, man, He will fuck you up in a heartbeat. Like in Pool. I don't think he's real short too, but he's there every time I think he lives there and it's crazy. His name's Boots, isn't. 32:37 Speaker 2 His boots. 32:38 Speaker 4 Boots. Yep, Yep, just like in Dora. 32:40 Speaker 2 Why do they call him Boots I? 32:41 Speaker 4 Don't know we don't get that far, but he wears boots every time I see him. Maybe that's it. We lost 40 bucks to him. It's like going to the carnival game. You know, you just fucking do it for fun and then you you know you're going to lose, but it's fun to do it. I made one one time and I every time those people are like call ball, pop call pocket every single shot. 33:01 Fuck. So I made one accidentally in the wrong hole. Like no, I didn't call ball call pocket my. 33:06 Speaker 2 God, all right. 33:07 Speaker 4 Back up or I get a. 33:08 Speaker 2 Stick smacked by boots. 33:08 Speaker 2 Stick smacked by boots. Losers, man. 33:11 Speaker 4 It's crazy and it smells like cigarettes and everything. Pretty tasty though, if if you're drunk, you're drunk. But yeah, what are we talking about? Pool table lights. Yeah. Yeah. OK, Yeah. 33:23 Speaker 2 So anyways, you have any pool table lights if anybody knows anybody? Yeah, anybody called Boots? Called Boots. 33:28 Speaker 4 You can probably get a marketplace like bars that close down. They have them. I saw AI got to get this. 33:32 Speaker 2 To him by Saturday. 33:34 Speaker 4 Dude Facebook marketplace is like picked up that day. 33:36 Speaker 2 But Mark, I guess Mark can pick it up then they might kill him. Not feel bad. 33:40 Speaker 4 And then he wouldn't have anyone to put a light up. I'll say it would. 33:44 Speaker 2 Suck even worse not No, I don't mean to be even worse than him dying. You know that would suck too. That'd suck the worst. But if he didn't, I'm sorry, Mark, I'm. 33:51 Speaker 4 Going to dissed into it. You're like, oh shit, that just made the day even worse, you know? 33:56 Speaker 2 I'm at his funeral, we're talking and you know there's only going to be 6 of us, right? And, and I'm like, I want to give him my best memory of Mark. Well, it never happened because he died, but he was going to put up lights for me. You know, that would be my eulogy for Mark. I'm just kidding, Mark. 34:11 I would talk about you really very well. 34:13 Speaker 4 And he's like, but now his light will shine down on me forever. Oh man, that's that's what we should turn Mark into when he dies. Like a lamp. 34:24 Speaker 2 Just stuff him and have him just holding the light bulb, his hand and it's on. 34:28 Speaker 4 Yeah, yeah. And his other hand is like the electrical cord that you plug into the socket. The electrician you know. 34:34 Speaker 2 Yeah, how do you plug it in? 34:35 Speaker 4 Oh, yeah, It'd be like a little figurine. And this, this arm's like loose. This one holds up the bulb, you know, like, like a torch, like a torch. And then you just the fingers or the plugs, you just plug in the wall. It's got wires running through it, obviously. 34:50 Speaker 2 OK. And then have him make and have him make that face. It's on all the stickers he got made where he's like. 34:55 Speaker 4 34:55 Speaker 4 Yeah, that'd work. Yeah, that'd work. That's. 34:58 Speaker 2 The plan. That's the plan, Mark. We need you to put that in your will when you die. That we get, we get, we get to keep your body. We get to do whatever we want to it. That came out. But, you know, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 35:06 Speaker 4 Chuck's going to get his blowjob contract. 35:10 Speaker 2 Shut up. That's so gross. No, I wouldn't. Yeah. 35:13 From 'Insurance Policy' to 'Taliban Cowboy': Crafting New Film Concepts So, but no, before we move on, I've got AI, got a great movie concept idea. I've been, you know, all the movie concepts and ideas nowadays are just fucking terrible, man. They're just like boring. There's nothing going on. But I thought of a fun one. All right, we're going to call it insurance policy. And this is what happens. All right, opening scene, you know, you got some buddies, they're partying together. 35:30 I'm thinking it's two probably. And they're like, you know, in their mid 20s. They're like, man, life sucks, you know, and everything, we're poor. We ain't got no job or we got shitty jobs. And they're like, I got a great idea of like, let's take life insurance policies out on each other. And that way if one of us dies over the next 15 years, you know, the other one at least will have some money and then we'll make something out of one of our shitty lives. 35:52 And then it flashed forwards like 15 years. Both of them are still alive. They got shitty fucking lives, though, like 1's married and his wife's cheating on him and she's got kids and they're like annoying the other dudes like hanging out with his buddies and they're all broke. They work at like a pizza factory or a pizza store, something like that. 36:07 And then they both both parties remember the same time, you know, they need money. Like, oh shit, I took that life insurance policy out. And so and so, so then they continue to try and kill each other but make it look like an accident because it can't be like an assassination and it can't be like a suicide or anything. 36:22 And then they just got to be like, like trying to kill each other. And then at the end they all come together and like, you know, they make some money somehow. That's it. 36:31 Speaker 2 That's it. 36:32 Speaker 4 Yeah, fill in some gaps for me there. 36:36 Speaker 2 Who do you want to play the main characters? 36:39 Speaker 4 You could probably get like it's, you know, it's got to be classic, you know, like 2 white guys. 36:47 Speaker 2 Jonah Hill See, I was saying about that, but I don't know, you know? 36:51 Speaker 4 He played a lot of those movies. I mean, he would fit that for sure. But I feel like maybe someone a little more serious, you know, on one side or maybe someone they got to be about the same age. Yeah, I don't know. 37:01 Speaker 2 What if you made it even funnier? And they did it when they were in their 20s, and now they're old. And so they decided, you know, now they're hurting for money and they're maybe successful, maybe not, whatever. But you get, like, Brad Pitt and George Clooney to do it. Oh. 37:15 Speaker 4 That'd be good to be like Ocean's 11. They burn through all that fucking money. 37:18 Speaker 2 Oh, that's a good idea. Insurance policy. Ocean's 11/17, right? 37:23 Speaker 4 11/17 I. 37:26 Speaker 2 Don't know is that what they did? They did like Ocean's 11, the Ocean's 12 and Ocean but. 37:29 Speaker 4 Then they do Ocean's 11/17. You know what? 37:32 Speaker 2 I you know what I meant because we have to tied it together so it has this insurance policy, Ocean's 11, I think 17. 37:39 Speaker 4 I think it would just be Ocean's 17 at that point. 37:41 Speaker 2 No, because it's not. No, because insurance policy is the name of the movie. And then you got Ocean's 11, so people remember, oh, it's Ocean's 11, It's just Brad Pitt and George Clooney. Maybe we get Don Cheadle to make like a special guest appearance. And then it's like Ocean's 11, Insurance policy 17. 37:57 No, it really, I think it, I think it'd really ring with the audience. 38:00 Speaker 4 Yeah, I just thought it'd be a good movie idea. I thought it'd be fun, you know? 38:03 Speaker 2 'Cause you gotta write. Why do you, why do you, why do you come up with all these ideas? I'll be honest, they're not bad. You're not a bad movie writer. You're or an idea maker, but you're a terrible you're not. Taylor shared. I mean, he comes up with Yellowstone and he writes it. You come up with insurance policy. 38:19 Remember the freaking the, the Cohen movie we were going to make the this the, the Arab that blows up what, what was the name? Alaban cowboy, Taliban cowboy. Great movie. I I mean, that thing would have won all the IT probably won the Cannes Film Film Festival. OK, but you never wrote the script. 38:36 It's like you just you got to put pen to paper. 38:40 Speaker 4 Yeah, I, you know, I was really good at writing essays back in school, but whenever I go to write something, I don't know how to do it right, like when it comes to a book, because I've never wrote a book before. Oh, actually, I take that back. I wrote horror stories when I was like 8 years old. 38:51 Speaker 2 You know what? All right, here's the deal. Matt Damon and Ben Affleck wrote Goodwill Hunting when they were, I think, 2021 years old, OK? And you know how they wrote it. 39:01 Speaker 4 39:01 Speaker 4 Oh, drunk it high. 39:03 Speaker 2 No Ben. Ben wrote say scene one or, or the 1st 10 minutes of the movie and then he would give it to Matt and Matt would write the next 10-15 minutes and then he'd give it back to dip and Ben and they, they literally tag teamed it. And that's what makes it so good. 39:20 You just you're fresh, you're fresh. So what if we tag team Taliban Cowboy first? I think Taliban Cowboy is your best work yet that not that you have any work, but I think that's your best work. Well. 39:30 Speaker 4 The problem with me is like I don't know when to do like stage enter left like camera pan up light. Oh, I can. 39:35 Speaker 2 I can do that. I can do that. I can do that. I can write all that. So I can give you. I can write opening scene and all that stuff so you can. 39:42 Speaker 4 See like the like the like the like the like the book version and you put it in the movie version. 39:47 Speaker 2 There's no that's not it's it's the same thing. You just got to all you got to do is just put like, you know, Taliban cowboy and then what he's saying like the the model. I don't. 39:57 Speaker 4 Know you got like you got like the the parentheses and then you got like square brackets. Then you got the the brackets to go. You know it's got the brackets. 40:05 Speaker 2 40:05 Speaker 2 Yeah, right. All the brackets. All right, write the right, write the story. But you can't write the whole story. Because if you write the whole story, then at the end of the show it's going to say written by Brandon Thrasher and that sucks. And it's going to say screenplay by Chuck and nobody cares about no, nobody cares who did the screenplay. 40:25 No, no, I'm letting you be. 40:27 Speaker 4 President. I'm vice president when we run for that. All right, so just let me have writing credits on this one. I'll give you writing credits. You can write like the last two lines. 40:34 Speaker 2 Then I would be a writer that would make. 40:35 Speaker 4 It. 40:36 Speaker 2 Oh yeah, that's fine. As long as I get to write, I get I get to write at least one line. Therefore, I get writing credit and we share it 5050. 40:44 Speaker 4 OK, but you got to do all the fucking parentheses and brackets and everything. 40:47 Speaker 2 I'll do the. I'll do all the screenplay, you do all the. 40:50 Speaker 4 Writing people for the movie. 40:52 Speaker 2 Oh, I'll definitely get a Oh, wait, no, no. 40:53 Speaker 4 We got once we have a script, we take that in like Netflix, right? 40:53 Speaker 4 We got once we have a script, we take that in like Netflix, right? And then they let us pick who we want to be in the movie, or how's that work? 40:59 Speaker 2 I think we go straight to Sasha Baron Cohen and say, look, this was written for you, this. 41:04 Speaker 4 Is where he lives. 41:06 Speaker 2 We can find that out. That's not a big deal. And I don't think he's that big of a celebrity anymore. We could probably walk right up and knock on his door at least. At least get close enough to, you know, yell his name. How many? 41:15 Speaker 4 Pages is the movie script. 41:17 Speaker 2 It does. It's not. It doesn't matter. Nobody cares how many pages. It just got to be good. You think Taylor share. Taylor Sheridan got Michelle Pfeiffer and Kurt Russell to sign on to the Madison. Not only that. 41:29 Speaker 4 A standard feature length movie script is around 90 to 120 pages. Oh, that's easy as fuck. I could do that. I thought it was like 500 pages. I was like, God, that's a lot. 41:37 Speaker 2 Well, you know, well, you no, no, no, no. You're writing the story. 41:37 Speaker 2 Well, you know, well, you no, no, no, no. You're writing the story. It has to be 500 pages. And then I put it into screenplay which is the actual script. 41:45 Speaker 4 Well, 500 pages, I can't do that. That's too many pages. 41:49 Speaker 2 You can't expect me to put all that stuff in the screenplay. I don't even know where this stuff's happening. You're going to be. You got to write the story. You got to say, hey, they were in, you know, Amarillo, TX. They're at the biggest bull riding convention ever put together, called the PBR 17,000. 42:05 All that sexy stuff. And then I just put in the script. 42:07 Speaker 4 Yeah. Well, it says one page of written story is one minute movie time. That's what I need to know. I need a time basis. 42:14 Speaker 2 OK, so give me 120 pages. 42:17 Speaker 4 All right. Sounds good. I'll start on that. 42:18 Speaker 2 I I need you to do it because I'll do the screenplay and I'll get you Sacha Baron Cohen. OK? I'll make that happen. And then I'm sure he'll be able to tell us where to go to get it made. 42:28 Speaker 4 Oh, we could be the the Cohen triplets. 42:31 Speaker 2 Why would it be the Cohen oh, 'cause we're going to make no 'cause then he's going to want to be part producer. We don't need a producer. We can produce this too, I think. But Netflix is probably going to want to do that. I. 42:39 Speaker 4 Think we need someone with cameras like? 42:41 Speaker 2 Better than ours, you. 42:43 Speaker 4 Know. 42:43 Speaker 2 For 4K we got our phone, Sasha. We are filming this entire movie on iPhone sixteens and Androids. That'd be amazing. 42:52 Speaker 4 Yeah, we're just like, too sunny. One day we're like, oh, fuck it, can't do it. Wait till tomorrow. I think that'll work. All right, we'll write Taliban Cowboy. I'll write it, and then Chuck will screenplay it because I don't know how to screenplay it, but you got to get in front of somebody. So all right, I'll start on that tonight. 43:08 Eric Swalwell's Misconduct Allegations and Herpes Misconceptions All right, we're going to get into daily Dosa Dum News. 43:14 Speaker 3 That's your daily Dosa 43:35 done. 43:36 Speaker 4 Representative Eric Swalwell resigned from U.S. House after sexual misconduct allegations. It's actually kind of funny that this is the news story. One of them and Chuck's. Chuck's a contract, but he's doing the same thing. He was a Democrat from California, announced his resignation from Congress on Monday after allegations of sexual misconduct. 43:57 And then it also says here, Representative Tony Gonzalez, Republican at Texas, who had been dogged by allegations that he had an affair with a staffer who later died by suicide, said in a post on Monday he would file his retirement from office when he returns to the House on Tuesday. 44:12 So what the fuck's going on here? We got one dude that's doing some weird freaky shit and then you got another dude that was banging A staffer and then she ended up killing himself that, I mean, are they both equally? And like, why, why does one guy got to resign and one guy gets to retire? 44:28 Like the dude that oh, 'cause she, she can't testify. That's it. Got you that. 44:32 Speaker 2 'D probably be part of it, but Swalwell, he didn't he also pull out of the gubernatorial race for California. He was running for mayor. No governor. He was going to run for governor of California and and he pulled out weird shit. But have you seen, have you seen his TikTok? 44:47 Speaker 4 Yeah, well, what is it? 44:48 Speaker 2 Oh my God, it's, it's amazing. It's it's so inappropriate. He's so creepy. And he does him in the pool with his shirt off and he tries to be funny, but it comes off as just straight up pedophilia. He's a creepy dude. And there's been so many allegations in the past and now all these pictures are coming out and he's like, what? 45:08 The one lady was a sex worker and he's jamming his tongue down her throat and she said this was, you know, he forced, he forced this hat to hat to happen. You know, essentially she's saying like he sexually assaulted me in this photos. He's jamming his tongue down her throat. 45:23 And I'm thinking like, I, I mean, I'm not, I'm not that guy. I, I don't, I would never hook up with a, a professional, right? But if I did, the last thing I'm going to do is kiss him on the mouth. 45:35 Speaker 4 Right, Yeah, what the fuck? Andy's trying to get deep down the throat where all the herpes and other shit is, you know, like. 45:40 Speaker 2 I don't think it's, I don't think it's deep. I think it's just. 45:43 Speaker 4 That's where it comes out the end of the Wiener at, so I'm guessing it's like right there in the back of the throat. 45:47 Speaker 2 What it just once you get it on your mouth, it's on. It comes on the outside. That's where you get the cold sores. 45:52 Speaker 4 Yeah, I know. But she's probably got a lot of like a pocket of nasty comeback there that it's. 45:57 Speaker 2 Not true. I it's. 45:59 Speaker 4 Probably all crusty. That's probably why they got those weird voices like help me. 46:05 Speaker 2 I just have you ever got a cold sore? 46:07 Speaker 4 Yeah. 46:08 Speaker 2 So that's herpes. 46:09 Speaker 4 Yeah, I know. Yeah. As long as you don't have it on your Dick, everyone's cool with it. That's the truth. They ain't got it on your vagina lips or your Dick. Everyone's. Yeah, everyone's got the mouth one. 46:23 Speaker 2 I I don't have it. 46:24 Speaker 4 It's like 90, it's like 90% of people have it or something. I haven't had a cold sore in a long time though. I used to get mine from stress back in the day that stressed out real bad and it'd pop up. 46:33 Speaker 2 That's not how you got it the first time. 46:36 Speaker 4 Yeah, I don't know. I don't know where I got it. 46:38 Speaker 2 You got it from somebody that had it. 46:41 Speaker 4 Yeah, probably and. 46:42 Speaker 2 It has and it has to be active, yeah. 46:45 Speaker 4 I don't know. So you. 46:46 Speaker 2 Probably made out with some 16 year old girl with like just when you were 16, just nasty and you were like, man, I don't even care man. I don't even I'm a Wiener. Oh come on. No, because then you have it down there. 47:00 Speaker 4 Yeah, it's different kinds. 47:02 Speaker 2 Well, I think I want. 47:04 Speaker 4 It too. 47:04 Speaker 2 But if you if you touch the one on your mouth to like down there, then it just turns into the other one, right? 47:11 Speaker 4 I don't think so. I think it just stays up top one's type one up top one's type 2 down below in your genitalia because it likes different juices I guess. 47:18 Speaker 2 But you can't have type 1 down there, and you can't have type 2 up top. 47:20 Speaker 4 Yes, correct, because they're two different things. 47:23 Speaker 2 Oh, I guess I, I didn't know that. I always thought that the 47:31 Speaker 4 Yeah, I don't know. I mean, you want me to search up herpes and shit or you want to go on the next news for me? You. 47:35 Speaker 2 Can just go on. I don't need to. Nobody needs to know. There's one guy. There's one guy in his car right now, listening, going. 47:42 Speaker 4 Damn it, I'm damn it, I'm top two. What the fuck? 47:49 Israel's Controversial Tactics and the Enduring Middle East Conflict Oh, man. OK, up next report from April 2026 indicate that Israeli military officials in southern Lebanon have been urging Christian and Druze communities to expel shite Muslim residents who have taken refuge in the communities, threatening to target their towns if they do not comply. 48:09 So, you know, the war is continuing on and everything, and the Jews are mad at the Muslims. Muslims are mad at the Jews. I mean, the war's been going on for, for fucking ever now, but the Jews are pulling out a tactic that was used against them before. They're doing the old switcheroo now. 48:24 The, the Jews are the ones hunting the Muslims. And they're like, all right, they're if you got them hiding in your attic or anything, fucking put them out right here so we can take them and get them out of your, out of your country. They're, they're terrible people and they're going to hurt you. They're bad people. And I was like, damn, that's fucking crazy. They just switched it up like that. I mean, is it, is it OK if they do it now? 48:40 Do they get, do they get like a a freebie because it happened to them? 48:44 Speaker 2 Well, they're not. They're not doing all the stuff that was done to them. They're not, they're not out there executing them and sending them to concentration camps and you know, you know, taking part in all of these violations of dignity and, and human decency and, you know, law. 49:01 So I, I what they're doing is just saying, Hey, we need to get them out If they're tear now, is it right? I'm not saying it's right. I'm not, I'm not agreeing with what they're doing, but I'm saying it's not the same thing. We can't compare it apples to oranges too well. 49:13 Speaker 4 Step one step. The step ones are the same. 49:13 Speaker 4 Step one step. The step ones are the same. I would say step ones are, are current right now. I mean, they've already got the, the genocide part under control. You know, they, they're doing that. I mean, they're just bombing the shit out of children left and right. 49:26 Speaker 2 That's not, that's not genocide when you're being attacked daily and they're just saying, you know what, that we've had enough. They're, they're retaliating. It's not like they're starting it. The, the, the terrorism that has been funded by Iran through Hezbollah in Lebanon is out of control. And everybody knows that. 49:42 And they're just, I mean, what would you do if, if Canada was over there just constantly firing missiles, just constantly, just randomly, every day, they'd send in 10 to 15 missiles? United States. You think we're just going to sit here and go, well, we better find the military targets and not hurt any civilians? Eventually you're going to go, dude, make make a point, make a point and we're going to drop some bombs. 50:03 I mean, you know, we can't. I always go back to Japan, dude. We've done it before. We'll do it again. 50:07 Speaker 4 Yeah, yeah. I mean that, that, you know, that's like a World War. I mean, I feel like there's a little bit of difference when you're, you know, I feel like they, I mean, they know where Hezbollah is for the most part, right? I mean, they're over there in the, they're still in Gaza, right? 50:18 Speaker 2 Yeah, but they're hiding and they're in Lebanon. 50:21 Speaker 4 Yeah, oh, oh, OK, so it's it's I guess if if they're hiding there, you can just blow the whole fucking area up just. 50:27 Speaker 2 Well, eventually what are you going to do? I mean, that's the problem with terrorism. If you, if you want to fight a war, fight a war. Fighting a war against a country is way easier than fighting a War on Terror. Because what do terrorists do? They hide in hospitals, they hide in churches, they hide in civilian populations. It makes it very difficult for you to attack them and just and to get rid of them. 50:45 So I think Israel's at the point where it's like, OK, we have to do something or we're going to have more innocent Israelis because who's dying in Israel? Those are kids dying too. So at some point you got to make the decision and say, hey, this is what we're going to do. Now. 51:01 I'm not saying it's right. I'm not saying it's right. I'm just saying it's their decision. It's their country. I'm not from Israel. I could care less. 51:08 Speaker 4 Yeah, yeah, me too. I don't, I don't want people to think I'm on the Gaza side or the Israeli side. I I would like to see them both fall at the same time. That'd be fantastic. That'd be awesome. And the whole Middle East just implode. That'd be fantastic. That would solve a lot of the world's problems, I think, if we got rid of the Middle East because they're just bad people over there. They just don't know how to play nice with the rest of the world. 51:24 They just. Well. 51:25 Speaker 2 If we're going to take over any of them, we I would prefer we take over Dubai 1st and preferably before June 7th. That'd be great. 51:31 Speaker 4 Yeah, that'd be cool. Yeah, that's because like American territory over there. 51:34 Speaker 2 That'd be awesome. 51:36 Speaker 4 Yeah, that'd be fun. I mean, that's were they, I guess. Yeah, I guess he would get to keep the tower, right? They'd keep the tower. You know what? 51:43 Speaker 2 I can't even say you know what? I'm just kidding. I'm gonna take that back 'cause I'm what I'm afraid of. I told you guys what I was afraid of before. Is that right? When I get to Dubai, I'm gonna record yet? I'm gonna record 1 episode and they're gonna track the the show and they're gonna go All right? Hey, this just Chuck Guy's here for three weeks. Let's I'm sorry, just Chuck Guy is here for three weeks. 52:01 That's more of them. I. 52:02 Speaker 4 Don't know. 52:04 Speaker 2 That's just. 52:06 Speaker 4 Mexican. 52:08 Speaker 2 Well, these this Chuck guy is here for three weeks, but he must check his Daily dose show to make sure that he's not doing any. That's more Russian. I think that he's not doing anything. And then they go back and they watch this episode and they see me say, oh, I hope United States takes over Dubai. 52:25 And then they put me on trial while I'm there. 52:27 Speaker 4 Yeah, you guess if you're a spy or something. Yeah, Yeah, you do that with your accent Accents, you fade them out. You know like earlier you were doing a Jewish 1 and it faded into. 52:34 Speaker 2 Oh, no, my juice, actually my juice 1 was really good. It was. Hold on. I am here to talk to Brandon, my Thrasher, because he talks really bad about the Jewish people and that we are not going to have it anymore. So I just want to say that if there's anything we can do to make you appreciate us as a people, we would love to. 52:56 We'll bring you kosher, we'll bring you candles and we'll bring you the not not pork. OK, that's that's it. That's pretty good, right? That was. 53:08 Speaker 4 A good that was straight fucking Mexican. There's one word that was Jewish, that was nasal. 53:12 Speaker 2 No, it wasn't. 53:13 Speaker 4 Yes, it was. Let me. 53:14 Speaker 2 Hear, let me hear your accent. 53:16 Speaker 4 I can't ever do it, but I it's like, oh God, I can't do it. That's Jewish. I cannot do. I don't know why I can't do the Jew accent, but it's it's real nasally and it's just like. 53:26 Speaker 2 I don't know if I can. It's more like the Gilbert. I don't know what I'm trying to say, but I'm trying to say that this is how I, I think they would talk if they were going to try to borrow some money, you know, like something like that. Yeah. 53:40 Speaker 4 I think it's more like that, yeah, But it's just because I think for the most part they got larger noses, so there's more air going on. Why are you? 53:47 Speaker 2 You're so mean. No they don't. That's just a that old wives tale. 53:52 Speaker 4 I don't know, sometimes I see some honkers. I mean, there's nothing wrong with having a big nose. It's just who you are. I mean, I would say God made you that way, but they don't believe that. But that's just who they are. You know? I don't think there's nothing wrong with it. 54:04 Speaker 2 One of our one of our really good friends, she showed me a picture of her daughter's boyfriend and I guess I think they broke up and and she goes, she shows me the picture and she goes, I'm so glad they broke up. Look at the size of this dude's nostrils. And I've never heard it like said that way. 54:19 And I looked and they were really big nostrils. But I don't think that's a reason to want your kid to break up with them. But. 54:25 Speaker 4 Yeah, you don't want your kids to have a frequently large nose. 54:29 Speaker 2 You know, it's just the nostrils. 54:31 Speaker 4 Yes, that's what. Would they get them taken down or anything? I guess they can get them closed up. Or do they? They look like fucking rocket thrusters. 54:38 Speaker 2 I think you can. The problem with big nostrils, as you can see really deep into someone's nose and you can see all the hair, the boogers. And sometimes if they don't have a lot of hair up there because they trim, you could kind of see right into the nasal cavity if they're laying on their back, which is really unattractive. 54:52 Speaker 4 Yeah, yeah, they need to plug that thing up or something fucking odd. It's very weird, very weird stuff. But yeah, no, I, I, I had another idea also, you know, we what? 55:06 Becoming Gods on North Sentinel Island with Orbital Sunbeams I, I, I figured out how we get the North Sentinel people to accept us as their God, right? We remember that company reflect Orbital. Orbital, I tell you about probably every quarter or so. 55:18 Speaker 2 Yeah. 55:19 Speaker 4 Where they you can buy sunshine, they put these big old mirrors up in the sky and then they reflect it down to earth and you can buy daylight. While I'm thinking, we go to the island on a boat, we buy that the sun in the middle of the night, sun beings going to come down on our ship as we're riding up and they've got to think we're a God, right? 55:36 I mean, they've, I mean, we control the sun, right? Wouldn't they be like, OK, these people are real and then we can take over the island. That'd be awesome. Then we'd be like, charge people, like put them in a zoo and charge people to look at them. 55:46 Speaker 2 Oh my God, we're not going to do that. I, I, I will tell you they've, they've killed Youtubers. Not Youtubers, but podcasters that have went there already, so they know what we look like as soon as we get off and they see the Atlanta Braves hat me with my hat on backwards. We're taking 20 arrows to the throat. 56:02 Yeah, but. 56:03 Speaker 4 We have the sun on our side in the middle of the night. I mean, they're not going to know what that is. Aren't they going to think that's a sign from God? Like we came down from the heavens? No. 56:09 Speaker 2 They're probably going to think we're demons because we're coming at night. 56:13 Speaker 4 But we have the light shine through. Haven't let the light shine now anything. They heard that song. 56:17 Speaker 2 5050 chance of us getting murdered. 56:19 Speaker 4 I think it's more like 7030. 56:22 Speaker 2 And I read, I read this, this article, there was a YouTube that went there. 56:22 Speaker 2 And I read, I read this, this article, there was a YouTube that went there. The last one that went there, he snuck there, scouted kayak. He kayaked all the way to the island and actually stepped foot. He was banging, his banging something, banging like a drum or banging something or when he was blowing a whistle. 56:41 They never came out. So he got on his kayak and he went back. As soon as he got back to India, they they arrested him. He spent 30 days in jail. 56:49 Speaker 4 Oh dude, 30 days in an Indian jail. I mean that's not the the sentence isn't that bad, but I'm sure an Indian jail fucking sucked ass. 56:56 Speaker 2 Oh yeah, we're getting you're, we're getting sexually assaulted. 56:59 Speaker 4 I mean, you see how the country looks. Yeah. Well, the good thing is it probably won't go that deep, right? 57:03 Reading Listener's Mean Messages and Debating Religious History OK, real quick, what we need to get into is I, I know we talked about this last week and we have another one for this week. Brandon actually brought this up because I guess there were some listeners that said they wanted to take part in this. So we're going to put this out there. 57:19 All right, I'm going to read today. Mean mean messages or mean tweets, mean mean text from Josh Gibbs. All right. But after this, we're opening up to all of you guys. So anybody that's on the Daily Dose Show, you can comment on whatever you want to comment and you can leave whatever mean message you want to. 57:38 And once a week. Now, don't just be me, OK? Don't just don't just be like Brandon's ugly, you know, don't, don't, don't, don't be hurtful. But if we say something wrong or we're wrong on a fact, which never happens, like Brandon's herpes A&B is stupid. 57:54 Just comment on it and be as mean as you want. And whoever wins, we're going to read it the following week, and Brandon's going to come up with a prize for you. Now, here's the catch. Brandon's the only one taking part in this. So if you guys could just attack him as much as you'd like and that's how you win, That's going. 58:10 Speaker 4 To, yeah, I'm sure that's going to work out real well for you there. 58:13 Speaker 2 Dealing with Josh one-on-one, I got enough. 58:16 Speaker 4 Did you send me the message? 58:18 Speaker 2 No, I'm going to send it to you right now. 58:20 Speaker 4 Oh, I'm going to say, I thought I was like, damn, Chuck's actually going to read it. Look at that. He's not scared of it. 58:25 Speaker 2 I'm going to, I'm going to send this to you now, the only one I'm going to read because he sent me two. So I'm going to read you the one that you need to read. And then I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to send you the one that you need to read. And then I'm going to read the one that I am going to read because the second one he sent was actually my favorite. 58:41 And all it said was this is the latest. It said, hold on, I sent you the wrong one. Yeah, I sent you the wrong 1. Hold on. It's this one right here and dude, and and please don't read some of it. 58:57 There's some that even you shouldn't read, so please don't read it. 58:57 There's some that even you shouldn't read, so please don't read it. Just just be careful with that one. The whole thing. 59:04 Speaker 4 Well, you know me, I get to go on and I'm like, oh shit, all right. 59:08 Speaker 2 Hold on. The last one he sent me was you make me support mass genocide of us all. It's so mean. All right, Brandon member, there's some stuff in here that even we can't say. 59:23 Please do not say some of this, but people will get the idea. But he went, he went way overboard on this one. Go ahead. 59:30 Speaker 4 All right, Chuck, just stop fucking talking. You're arguing with Brandon over something that Epstein helped prove. You're. 59:37 Speaker 2 Einstein, you're stupid. You're so stupid you can't even read. I never learned to read man. 59:47 Speaker 4 I do. We've been talking about Epstein a lot of that. I mean it's only like 1 letter away huh? Let me start over Chuck. Just stop fucking talking. You're arguing with Brandon over something that Einstein helped prove. Your ass wasn't even smart enough to not talk about a fetus in a fucking jar and how the blood soaked Jewish hell or game clean group of redneck hillbillier mountain people when your family had a fucking fetus in a jar talk about fucking attachment issues between that and that. 1:00:13 Formed abomination of a fucking toe. 1:00:13 Formed abomination of a fucking toe. You're either God's biggest joke or you're half hill people. So go hit up ancestry.com and see how straight your family tree actually is. Fucking Hick. I don't think it's anything that bad in there. What was I not supposed to? 1:00:27 Speaker 2 Read he did goes after Jewish people. That drives me crazy. I don't want that to happen. We shouldn't do that. I'm I'm I'm an ally, you know? Well, you don't. 1:00:37 Speaker 4 You don't like Jesus Christ then that sucks. 1:00:39 Speaker 2 That's not true. It's it's they're God's chosen people and you need to realize that. 1:00:43 Speaker 4 In the Old Testament, now the New Testament, God said you're done, you're done, you're gone, all right? You didn't play right, you didn't play fair. And you're not my chosen. You're not my favorite anymore. Here's Jesus Christ. If you believe in Jesus Christ, then you believe in me. And you are the new Jew. If you believe in Jesus, but the old Jews refuse to believe, now we have Christianity. 1:01:00 Speaker 2 All right, Well anyway, so yeah, if you guys want to leave a message, you know, D actually DM us. 1:01:06 Speaker 4 No comment comment on the Spotify because that helps us DM do not help what so fucking ever. And then I can see which ones are the most popular as well because other people will like them and comment also and that's what we need. And sometimes it goes into like unread or no. It goes into like need need for approval. 1:01:24 I just accept all of them. I don't even read what you. 1:01:27 Speaker 2 Got to give me power over that. Can you at least give me some power on that? 1:01:30 Speaker 4 Oh no, we don't need the censorship guy with power over the over our. 1:01:34 Speaker 2 All right, I swear to God, Brand, if if you guys say a lot of mean stuff about me, I'm not going to let you win. I'm 50% of the vote here. And and I promise you it's only you're only going to win if it's mean about Brandon. And that's it. I've got Josh and you know what? Or Josh, you attack Brandon and then I'll take the Spotify hits. 1:01:50 But I'm not taking both. I'm not doing it. 1:01:53 Speaker 4 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So whatever you want to say, you know, I'll approve it. Spotify takes it down. That's that's up to Spotify. You know, I I'm telling Spotify, I can't help with these people type. All right, I made them a deal. All right, We're all about making deals on this episode today. 1:02:08 Oh, man. So all right, well, if a woman would like to help us out with this, we're just going to need you to call into us and then I'll call the guy and we'll do a little three-way call here. We'll be quiet. You just ask him for the blowjob discount if he still does that. If he does that, just, you know, ask how much they need to expect to swallow or something, I don't know, and just say you heard it from so and so. 1:02:28 Are we going to, are we going to get the the lady's name? 1:02:31 Speaker 2 She have a fake name, that's fine. 1:02:34 Speaker 4 But we can't tell him that. 1:02:36 Speaker 2 We'll just say the girl, she'll just say hey, talk to my neighbor and she, you know, told me that you offered discount for can we not in return for X. 1:02:47 Speaker 4 Can we not say her name and then I just bleep it out? 1:02:50 Speaker 2 Oh God. 1:02:51 Speaker 4 We really need to get him on the bait line, hook line and sinker on this one so that way we can get our money back. 1:02:57 Speaker 2 Oh God. OK, Yeah. 1:03:00 Speaker 4 Yes. All right. Someone please help us. So yeah, I think we get on out of here. 1:03:04 Speaker 2 Here comes another lawsuit. I can see it coming. 1:03:06 Speaker 4 Already. Yeah, baby, we're taking down the Mexican contractor, right? We'll see you tomorrow. Bye.