Underground Tobacco Farming EP-276 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-04-09
https://open.spotify.com/episode/46baBtfQKrLDx6KfsqEIOZ

Transcript Chapters This transcript was generated automatically. Its accuracy may vary. 0:00 Go-Karting, Pina Coladas, and Vacation Disasters Before we get started, a quick reminder. The thoughts, opinions, wild takes, bad ideas and occasional life advice you're about to hear belongs strictly to us. 0:16 They do not reflect the views of any sponsors, partners, advertisers, family members, employers, pastors who are officers, or anyone else trying to keep it clean. Reputation. 0:31 If something offends you, that sounds like a personal problem. Now buckle up and enjoy the show. Dozers the. 0:40 Speaker 2 Thoughts and opinions? 0:41 Speaker 1 Expressed on the show are for communicate purposes only. They are not a reflection of Chuck, Iron Fist or female pressure. Enjoy the show, dozers. 0:47 Speaker 3 I'll Rock You like an STP with a black hole sun. I ain't going down. We're going to have We have orange juice this morning that's going to be awesome. 1:05 It's a great day so far. It feels nice outside. My name is Brandon Thrasher. It is the Daily Dose Show. Over there is Chuck Iron Fist. How you doing? 1:13 Speaker 2 Live from Orange Beach Why'd you say you drink orange juice on Thursday? 1:18 Speaker 3 That's where we used to get orange juice in school was on Thursdays. I can't afford it every day of the week. 1:24 Speaker 2 How do you remember this stuff? 1:24 Speaker 2 How do you remember this stuff? Man, it's so weird. 1:27 Speaker 3 I just remember I associate oranges with Thursday and also the color blue. 1:32 Speaker 2 OK, well anyway, yeah, doing great down here in Orange Beach. The weather is beautiful. And and I took I took the kids Kart, Go Kart, Go karting. Is that what you call it? Go Kart driving? I don't know what you call. 1:45 Speaker 3 It Kart going. Yeah, Kart going. 1:47 Speaker 2 Yeah. And I will tell you this, I have 4 kids with me now. Sidney slept in. She did not make it. She partied too hard last night. And whatever she did, I don't know what she. So we, we went out to the Flora Bama, which is a very famous restaurant bar. 2:04 There's songs written about. It's a very nice place. So all the kids were drinking those, those fake pina coladas, right? They're all drinking the fake pina coladas. And we get back and they go our stomachs hurt like my stomach hurts, my stomach hurts. I'm going what you guys all have and they said I don't know boom fake pina coladas. 2:24 That's it. That's what I. 2:25 Speaker 3 Did it? 2:26 Speaker 2 They've had they've had they've tried to have two a day since we got here and I think their body is just out with with the yes. So last night they're up watching a movie and you know, me and Megan are getting ready to go to bed. 2:42 Everything's great, you know, And she. 2:45 Speaker 3 What movie was it? A horror porn movie. 2:47 Speaker 2 No, no, they watched the greatest show. Man, I've I've got them back to be in children. 2:50 Speaker 3 So that's good. Horror porn did. 2 days of horror porn is now we're back to normal. 2:54 Speaker 2 Can't do it. I mean, even even Carter, even Carter said, Dad, I just can't sleep anymore after I watch one of those. I'm like, I know you're gonna you're you're ruining your childhood. So we're in bed and Megan goes and you know, me and my wife have always slept in the nude and she goes, Hey, wake me up in the morning at like 2:56 PM. 2:56, that's what. 3:11 I'm like perfect. Like I get, I know we're, we're, we're, we're, I'm tracking, right? So we go to bed. I wake up at 3:26 It, it, it shook the walls. And so immediately I look at Megan and I sit up and I'm looking at her. I'm like, good God, like, was that real? And I look and I look over and Sydney has crawled in our bed and remember, her stomach hurt, right? Oh yeah. And, and it was. 3:42 And I'm, I'm going, what is she, what is she doing in my bed? So I, I'm like, Oh my God. And luckily she was on top of the covers 'cause I'm like, that would be weird. So I said, OK, like, we got to figure this out. So me and Megan get out, we get dressed and Sydney's knocked out and all of her clothes just ripping them, right. 3:58 So we we enjoy getting up in the morning and not making love, which is which is always a good thing when you're on vacation, when you have to, you know, not do that 'cause you have a child that wants to sleep, 'cause they all feel, they all feel sick. A. 4:00 in the morning to the the loudest fart I've ever heard in my life. It was, it was, it was mind boggling. 4:10 Speaker 3 Heart and child, yeah. 4:11 Speaker 2 So I'm so I tell all the kids I'm waking them up. Sidney's done. She stayed up late, her stomach was hurting her. But the kids are like, you know what, we can go go karting. So we go go karting and I'm doing the and these are legit go karts. They're the ones. I mean, these things are flying, right? So I'm going around and I see like my son and my daughter and their friends are just being, they're being very reckless, OK? 4:32 They're just like running kids off the, the, the ramming them into the, the tires. They're causing red flags every every 10 seconds. Well, OK, that's what I thought until I made AI make a turn and Carter is coming right at me. 4:49 He is. He has somehow made a, he flipped AU turn and decided he's going to drive against. And so I freak out. I jerk over the side and just stop. And Carter's like, woo, Yeah, yeah. And they, they shut it down. Red flag. They get him turned around. 5:04 So we go, I go around 1 lap and I get to the same stupid bridge area and here comes Savannah right at me. I guess she saw her brother do it. So she's like, oh, that'll be fun to shut the track down. So the track keeps getting shut down. They get threatened, they're going to kick them off to course. 5:20 And I'm like, look, what are we doing, guys? Like it's something fun. Like you get. You're just reckless. So we get done. I get back. This is this is how my day ended, Brandon, till about 10. 5:30 Chuck's Embarrassing Moment During a War Story Well, 20 minutes ago before we got on to record and this, I'm going to say this is my what the Chuck segment because I am not going to talk about this ever again. But I'm going to tell you guys, 'cause this is, this is my life. This is, this is my life. So we get back and I'm just busting the kids balls, you know? 5:48 I'm like, dude, I'm like you guys got to stop drinking pina coladas, man. Like you're killing me. Because the whole day there's like, my stomach hurts, my stomach hurts, my stomach hurts. 5:55 Speaker 3 And it like a lot of pineapples and that that the pine and pina pina colada pineapple. 6:00 in the morning. 6:01 Speaker 2 6:01 Speaker 2 Well, yeah, but it's also a lot of sugar. I mean, it's just, it's just loaded with sugar and they're just drinking these sugar milk, you know, and, and and of course your stomach's going to hurt sugar acid. So I I'm doing before me and brand record. I I got on I did war stories episode 2 and I'm recording with another, you know, hero war story, you know, candidate that interview. 6:22 It's a great freaking story. Everything's going so good, dude. We get to 45 minutes into this episode and guess what happens? 6:32 Speaker 3 A bunch of farting kids. 6:33 Speaker 2 I totally thought I I I definitely had to if the interview had to be stopped so I could go change my clothes. 6:43 Speaker 3 Oh, you shit your pants. 6:45 Speaker 2 Dude, I'm just sitting. 6:48 Speaker 3 Here I'm just sitting a lot of. 6:49 Speaker 2 Dude, what are you talking about? No, no, dude, I think we got some. I don't know what we, but I'm sitting here and I'm like, Oh my God, like, and I'm looking at and he's like, and he's in the middle of his story, right? He's in the middle of it. I don't want. And you know, I mean, it's one of those, it's one of those where like afterwards he takes his glasses off and he's like wiping the tears away, right? 7:09 And he's like, it's just emotional. And I'm like, I'm over here. Like, yeah, it is emotional. Yeah. So. 7:13 Speaker 3 Emotional, I shit my pants. 7:18 Speaker 2 So, so dude, I'm trying to get the like, I'm like, OK, we're going to keep these interviews to an hour and I'm looking at the clock and I'm going, OK, I got 15. I can't, I can't hang out for 15 minutes, right? So none of the kids are up here right now. They're all in the pool. So Brandon, Brandon texts me and he goes how many more minutes? 7:38 And I'm like, dude, I need 5, bro, I need 5. Like it was, it was one of those days. 7:44 Speaker 3 Wait sorry, are you wearing pants right now or did you just pull them around around your ankles? You just got shitty pants around you. I. 7:49 Speaker 2 Had to go change. I had to go change. I had a swimsuit on I've never I don't know my stomach is dude. I am like dying right now. So if if I have to just if I might just stop this recording. But if you guys subscribe to the Patreon, you'll get the full episode and just see if you can see if you can watch the episode and figure out what had happened because I promise you, you'll see my I'll be, I mean, you might. 8:15 And I that has not happened to me in 15 years, but something we ate, something we ate or something happened, I don't know. 8:22 Speaker 3 It's almost kind of refreshing when you shit your pants because it's something that doesn't happen often. You know, like always talking about like new experiences in your life. Like after you get to a certain age, you don't have like, any more new experiences. Not like, you know, you see like something red and you're like, holy shit, what is that? And you're like, that's the color red. 8:38 You know, when I first found that out, I mean, it was insane. As you get older, less new information is available and you forget about what it's like. Shit your pants. So every now and then it's like, you can't do it on purpose. But when it happens, you're like, damn, that's cool, man. Hey, shit my pants. It's 08. That's crazy. 8:53 Speaker 2 I promise you it wasn't I I couldn't believe it happened. I'm sitting here and I'm just, I'm just like, Oh my God, I did that. What what just happened? Because like you, it's like, OK, like when you lose your virginity for the first time, right? Imagine being able to do that again, that same feeling. 9:09 Speaker 3 I know what I'm saying. Yes, yes. 9:11 Speaker 2 That's kind of what I went through, 'cause, you know, you never think you're going to do it again. I mean, you get to a certain age and you go pee in and poop in your pants. That's kind of not in the cards anymore for me. I know how to do this. Yeah. And then and then when it happens, you go, that was that was the last time. 9:26 You know, they always say, like, you don't know the last time you play with all your friends, 'cause it just happened. Well, guess what? You really don't know when the last time's going to be. You poop your pants, but when it happens, that's kind of mind boggling. 9:38 Speaker 3 9:38 Speaker 3 That's what I'm saying. It was like a little exciting and then you're like, oh wait, I just shit my pants. But it was like cool, you know, I ain't done that a while. That's awesome. Makes you feel young and. 9:47 Speaker 2 I don't know if it makes you feel young, but it definitely makes everything my kids told me today kind of it bring. I think it's because I was so hard on them and I just was like pina coladas. You guys can't drink pina coladas. That's why this happened. And I'm sitting here listening to this intense war story and dudes cry and and all of a sudden bubble guts and it's like, you know, I'm like, Oh my God, you know, like the worst, worst, worst, worst possible timing you've. 10:11 Navigating Teenage Romance and Bar Pranks Been drinking a lot of beer down there. 10:13 Speaker 2 Not really. Oh yeah, dude, I, I, I stopped. Yeah, I was doing. I don't. 10:17 Speaker 3 Get you like that Or it could be the fancy nice bar that they make songs about called Flora Bama bar. I like now when you when you phrased it, you're like they make songs about this place. That means it's nice. 10:27 Speaker 2 They they do, they do make songs about it. 10:31 Speaker 3 That has ever been in a song was a nice place. They always talk about like rundown strip clubs and like Coyote Ugly. That place is a shithole. Also they made a whole movie about that. That was shit and the part that that one thing about the strip club on 75 down at the turn. 10:46 And you know what not there's usually no nice places that are in a song. 10:52 Speaker 2 I don't know Kenny Chesney sung well, he's the one who sung the the popular Flora Bama song, but I think he also sung What's the one You and Tequila Make Me Crazy when he was talking about being on is it El Segundo Blvd. or something like that? 11:08 I mean there's there's look dude, Windsor out Windsor, Arizona, standing on a corner in Winslow, Winslow, Winslow, AZ. That's a nice place. I. 11:18 Speaker 3 Love I love the corners in Winslow, AZ Corners great. 11:22 Speaker 2 'Cause you can look. Lukenbach, Texas. 11:27 Speaker 3 What? What the fuck is that? 11:29 Speaker 2 It's a song. Let's go to Lukenbach, Texas. You and Willen and the boys, right? I mean, that's Willie Nelson and Willen Jennings. That's AI. Don't actually think Lukenbach's nice either. Damn. You might be honest. Yeah. 11:42 Speaker 3 I I don't think if it's in a song it's probably a shit place that they just went to get drunk or high at. 11:47 Speaker 2 Will Smith, welcome to Miami. 11:50 Speaker 3 Lots of drugs and alcohol. Yeah. 11:50 Speaker 3 Lots of drugs and alcohol. Yeah. I mean, it's it's also very dirty, full of St. DS as well. I mean, it's a crazy time, but it's a lot of debauchery. But yeah, now I did notice, I saw some pictures being put up, you know, every so often on your and your wife's social media. I noticed. 12:06 I don't know if it was, we know I went to see the Blue Angels, but I saw the van open and it looked like your two kids friends were getting mighty close. They're sitting next to each other and like the other friends were apart. Did you see that picture? 12:18 Speaker 2 Well, there's definitely, you know what I told you the other night, two of the kids that that are here with us, they're both 1 is the my, my, my main pitcher from the baseball team and the other one is the main pitcher for my softball team. And they both found out they have the same number. 12:34 So I don't. 12:35 Speaker 3 Pitchers now, they're like meant to be. 12:37 Speaker 2 I think they think it's fate, right? It's, it's, it's funny because, you know, at that age, I don't, you know, they, and they've been very, very respectful, very, very good, you know, but it was funny because the other day they, the, the kid one, the boy looked at the girl and he's like, Hey, do you want to walk down to the beach to look for ghost crabs? 12:54 Just the two of them. I'm like, that's not happening. Like there's there's zero chance. You know what you got to do? You got to take Sydney with you. That's that's what has to happen. Sydney is 'cause there ain't no romance happening with Sydney in the room. Trust me, trust me, I can. I can vouch for that. 13:09 Speaker 3 Chuck's like I cannot lose both of you, alright? If something happens like I can't lose a picture in a pregnancy in one over here today, I have to take care of the child, then I'll lose 2 pictures shut off. They're only 11 and 12. You're stupid. 13:21 Speaker 2 That's not what I'm not worried about that What I'm worried about is 'cause I remember when I was that age, I had I, I would get love sick. Like, did you ever get love sick when you were young? 13:30 Speaker 3 What do you mean by that? 13:32 Speaker 2 Well, I told you I got love sick over my cousin that I didn't know was my cousin. That's a family you. 13:36 Speaker 3 Oh yeah, yeah, OK, I know what you're talking about. 13:38 Speaker 2 Now, but it makes you sad. And then you got to call them all the time and you know, you just always want to know what they're doing. And you got to say I love you a lot and it's just stupid. 13:47 Speaker 3 Right, you did all that with your cousin. 13:50 Speaker 2 I didn't know when I found out she was my cousin, I fell out of love sickness. But but before I knew she was my cousin, I definitely did. Her name was Regina. If we can find her, I would love to have her on the show because I know she felt the same way as I did. I I know she did, but you know these stupid laws and it was an Alabama. 14:09 I don't think there's any laws. 14:11 Speaker 3 Yeah, And we choose my first love. We support Americans for Incest, you know, Americans for incest.com. Very proud supporters of that. So. OK, see, I thought something was going on there. So yeah, that might also be trouble for you when it comes to baseball and softball. 14:26 You know, then you got to hear both sides of it, right? Yeah. And you got like if the pitcher and the if both pitchers start dating or something, you know, then one breaks up and then you got 2 pitchers that are crying, that's not gonna be good. 14:37 Speaker 2 That isn't that isn't that is a fear. That's why I don't, you know, I don't mind them being friends. I think that's cool. They're friends. But I I heard him yesterday and he said he said, hey, so you gonna come watch my game a couple weekends? And she's like, Oh my God, yeah, I'll watch your game, but you gotta come to my game. 14:53 And now I'm going to be over there with, you know, like, dude, shut up. You know, or telling her like, hey, get him. Get away. He's trying. I I need this kid to focus, OK? It's not, it's not focused when you have somebody that you are in love with at 11 or 12. So I'm trying to avoid the I'm trying. I'm trying to avoid the drama man. 15:10 Speaker 3 Chuck's just just banning them from going to each other's games. Like, no need. Both of you healthy, you don't need any distractions. We got to win. 15:16 Speaker 2 It's true, I do have to win. 15:18 Speaker 3 Yeah, so OK, cool. And I think that was all the vacation questions I've had so far. So no more horror porn. Get farting, children. Chuck shit his pants. Young love on the beach. 15:29 Speaker 2 And all right. 15:30 Speaker 3 I think we're all caught up. That's cool. And like I said, if you want to see Chuck shit his pants live, go over to the Patreon and. 15:35 Speaker 2 See. 15:37 Speaker 3 That video up next week, you know, find the moment. I'm sure it'd be pretty easy. Probably a sound and then a a face made I would have. 15:44 Speaker 2 Guessed it's, it's between 35 and 46 minutes. You won't be able to miss it. I mean, you'll see because I know I, I know I made a face because I was, I can't believe it just happened right. But I didn't want to say anything to the, the, the interviewee because you never want to stop an interview. There's if there's one rule in journalism, let them talk, you know, just let them go. 16:01 If they're talking, let them go. Same thing with criminal investigations. Somebody's talking, don't say a word. So even if you're even if you're in the middle of a an interrogation and you know, you crap your pants, you just sit there and don't say a word, you know, just. 16:11 Speaker 3 16:11 Speaker 3 Yeah, what would you do in that scenario? We just like pull your pants down and leave them there. You'd be like I. 16:15 Speaker 2 Know I would just I would just not say anything. 16:22 Speaker 3 Someone's got to do a skit like a Key and Peele skit like a detective, and every time he hears a word with his pants, like it's got to be a certain word or something, he's like, oh God. 16:31 Branden's Vision for Cash Crops and Farming Man. 16:33 Speaker 3 Oh, man, OK, well, I, you know, I, I scour the Internet every now and then for opportunities and land and, you know, spots. I, I've thought about doing like a, a big commercial parking lot, you know, have you seen those where they just park equipment or like tractor trailers when they come home, they ain't got nowhere to park them in their neighborhood. 16:49 They park them there. 16:50 Speaker 2 What are you talking about? Like downtown Atlanta? Like parking structures? 16:53 Speaker 3 No, like a parking lot, like a full with gravel and everything and that's it. 16:58 Speaker 2 No, just a big lot with gravel. 17:01 Speaker 3 Yes, and a fence and cameras people pay to park there anyway, that's not what I'm doing right here in this story. Then I'm also looking like, you know, considering buying some land to build a house. So I was looking around and I found this land, this lot of land. It's 23 acres for $180,000. 17:17 But when I look on the listing, the motherfucker's like 200 feet wide and like, you know, a mile long. It's fucking ridiculous. So it's a real narrow piece. So you can't really build a house or anything on it. It'd be very odd. But then I got to thinking, should I just plant a bunch of like buying and plant a bunch of tobacco? 17:34 Do you think I could make my money back with a cash crop as tobacco? 17:38 Speaker 2 I don't think tobacco's that high of a cash crop. I think if you're going to make money, you got to make it on something different, like, oh, I know what, you could grow, but you're going to have to go to jail. 17:47 Speaker 3 I I looked it up and apparently you can farm 2300 lbs of tobacco per acre and you can sell the pound anywhere depending on how good it is, between 15 and $45 per pound. 18:02 Speaker 2 And how many pounds can you grow? 18:04 Speaker 3 2300 per acre. 18:06 Speaker 2 So 2300 * 40 say what is that? 18:09 Speaker 3 Why would you do 40? 18:11 Speaker 2 Because you said up to 45, I'm not giving you top it. I know your your tobacco is not going to be high. 18:15 Speaker 3 Twenty 2300 per acre, but there's 20 acres at that property and now I save 3 acres for like a a shed or a barn to hang it in. 18:24 Speaker 2 So that's 46. 18:25 Speaker 3 1000 lbs. 18:26 Speaker 2 You got to hang it, you. 18:28 Speaker 3 Got to let it dry. Yeah, after you cut it. 18:30 Speaker 2 Oh my God. 18:30 Speaker 2 Oh my God. OK. So how much can you make off of this per year? 18:34 Speaker 3 £46,000 if you did $30 a pound, that's $1.3 million. 18:42 Speaker 2 OK, but it's got it. But it's got to be good stuff. 18:45 Speaker 3 Yeah, I mean, even on the low end though, like if you sold like shit, I mean you're still making $460,000 and that's like a 5 month process, 6 month process. 18:55 Speaker 2 All right, Yeah, I think it's a good idea. 18:57 Speaker 3 Well, are you going to move down here and help me become a tobacco farmer? 19:01 Speaker 2 No, no, I don't want to be a tobacco farmer. I, I, I, I literally somebody reached out to me today and they said, they said, hey, you know, I was listening to episode whatever. And you said you're not going to be in the band anymore. 19:16 And they said that's that's ridiculous. You got to keep playing music and do this. And I said, bro, I can't. I got to make money somehow. And I need to show, you know, I said here's the deal we get, we get 1000 Patreon subscribers. I'll put it on a new, I'll put out a new album. I'll put on a new album every year, every six months if I have 1000 Patreon subscribers. 19:36 But right now I got to make money. And you trying to get me to grow tobacco. I can't even keep a Fern alive in my backyard. I don't, I know nothing about growing stuff at all. It's really bad and it's really hard to do. I think you're underestimating how hard it is to keep the stuff alive. 19:52 Speaker 3 Well, I got a tractor right, I can use. I just need like a plow, plow out the shit. And I need a planner. Just need to plan it. And I know how to do irrigation. I can irrigate that field easy as hell with drip. We'll just put drip everywhere and then so. 20:03 Speaker 2 What do you What do you need me for? 20:05 Speaker 3 I don't know, I need someone there to talk to and help me. And we talked about on the show. Oh, you do like a reality TV show like, you know, the sharecroppers or the croppers? 20:17 Speaker 2 I just need somebody to keep me company. 20:20 Speaker 3 That just me and the plants where they start whispering me and talking to me. But no, I was just saying about it because I mean, and then I looked up, you know, the the highest thing to grow is saffron. You ever heard of saffron? 20:32 Speaker 2 Is that a like a spice? 20:36 Speaker 3 Yeah, but it looks like a flower and that is $10,000 per pound and you can get about 3 lbs of that per acre. 20:45 Speaker 2 It's that small. 20:48 Speaker 3 What? Yeah oh dude it's a flower and it takes 75,000 to 150,000 flowers to make 1 LB. That's why it's so expensive. Isn't that fucking? 20:58 Speaker 2 Crazy. 20:58 Speaker 2 Crazy. Yeah, we're not doing that. I'm, I'm not doing any of this. I don't know why I'm entertaining this. I'm not doing any of the. I don't want. I don't want to be a farmer. Out of all the things you could choose, farming is hard work dude. 21:08 Speaker 3 Yeah, but you could like film it and you get like ATV crew or just do like a YouTube series with it. Then we make money off that. 21:14 Speaker 2 I think that there was money to be had there. Then other people would already be doing it. You think there's. You'd think that you would be the most entertaining tobacco farmer in Georgia. 21:23 Speaker 3 The one that's the most entertaining filmed tobacco farmer in Georgia. There's probably very many that are very hilarious that are down South. It would be great entertainment, but they don't have any Internet or they don't know how to use it or they don't have a phone. You know, that's what I'm saying. I think there's a disconnect there between farmers and entertainment, you know, like social media because I mean, I, I, you know, you don't hardly see a lot of farming. 21:44 Speaker 2 Videos. No, you don't. I would. So I'll tell you what, if you buy the property and you want to start planting the tobacco, I will go and I will hang out with I'll be your I'll, I'll spend time with you, with you. 21:57 Speaker 3 Oh man, yeah, well, just get a nice camper with the family and bring them on down. You know you're not going to have any house or anything there, just a camper on the side of the road and then 23 acres straight back of tobacco. What? It'd be fun. Let the kids run around the tobacco field and everything. 22:12 Speaker 2 It sounds miserable. I don't want living in a camper with my kids. It's. 22:16 Speaker 3 Terrible. Yeah, well, I just thought about it, but. 22:19 Speaker 2 I just told you I didn't want to. Sidney slept with me last night and I have. I'm like going. I have PTSD. It's terrible. 22:26 Speaker 3 OK. All right. Well, here's another one. I got another idea for you that you can do in your backyard. OK? It's called microgreens. You ever heard of microgreens? 22:36 Speaker 2 Oh. 22:37 Speaker 3 OK, All right. Well, if essentially you get a little set up, you get like a little shed Outback, like a 10 by 10 shed. Set it up in there. You got racks that go up with trays with a bunch of little plants on them. You got lights on them and a little irrigation system. And they sell for $20 a pound. 22:53 And you can get like you can cram like 500 trays in this small area in a shed, you know what I mean? And these, they, they're, they're ready to harvest in between 7 and 14 days. 23:03 Speaker 2 Sounds like the plot from the movie Martian with Matt Damon. 23:09 Speaker 3 Yeah, but you're not on Mars and you can actually sell it and make money. 23:12 Speaker 2 OK. So is that, is that what you're considering doing too? 23:16 Speaker 3 Yeah, I just been looking after I typed in tobacco farming and how to do it, all this other shit popped up, so I'm like, damn, OK, there got to be some kind of farm. 23:22 Speaker 2 Here. That I can do. All right. Yeah. Whatever you need me to do, man, I'm in. I just, I'm going to lie to you because I don't know why you want to do this so bad. I don't know why you want to get into farming, but whatever. 23:33 Speaker 3 Well, I'm I'm just throwing it out there. I'm just throwing suggestions and you're shooting it down real quick. I don't know why you don't want to like be it you use a lot of tobacco. I feel like you'd probably save a lot of money by no I. 23:42 Speaker 2 Don't. I don't use any. 23:44 Speaker 3 You use like Wintergreen pouches all the time. 23:47 Speaker 2 No I don't. 23:47 Speaker 2 No I don't. I stopped doing that a long time ago. 23:50 Speaker 3 Oh, what are you on now? 23:52 Speaker 2 The vilo nicotine thing. 23:55 Speaker 3 Vilo. Oh, OK, Pouches. Well, yeah, there we go. We can get a nap, a seat, and we can have a lot of honey bees making nicotine honey and make our own below pouches. What's going on over there? You got shit breaking or something? 24:05 Speaker 2 Oh my gosh. So, so our, my, my computer screen was turning completely black, like completely black. I couldn't even see you anymore like at the at that point. And I just realized that on my computer screen, there's a there's a little the F2 button makes your screen bright. 24:23 It controls your brightness. So I. 24:25 Speaker 3 Thought what was going on because you looked like a blind person, like you, like you heard where the noise was coming from. You're just. 24:30 Speaker 2 Like, flipping around. I was, I'm like, like, what the fuck? Yeah, that's why I remember when we got on here, I said I got to find another light to turn on. Now that I have the brightness all the way up, I didn't need light. Why didn't you say something before? I looked all over to figure out how to turn this light on. 24:45 Speaker 3 Because I was doing stuff too and I I didn't want to interrupt you. 24:48 Branden's Tunnel Vision vs. Chuck's Cave Trauma But anyway, no farming, all right, So you don't want to do farming. What about this idea? All right. 24:53 Speaker 2 Oh. 24:53 Speaker 3 My God, what about this idea? This is revolutionary. This people can get behind and we can get investors on for sure. Because it's not being done. You know how the land and houses are crazy expensive right now, right? 25:06 Speaker 2 Yeah. 25:07 Speaker 3 All right, well that's just on the surface. There's so much land that's unused that's underground. Like no one's even using it, you know what I'm saying? So what I begin doing is I'm digging a tunnel underground and we're going to have like shaft to come off and everything and eventually we're going to get a little tiny mini X down there and we can have that dig it for us because there's so much unused land underground. 25:25 Then you don't have to buy like a little entranceway and you just start digging down and find your tunnels and everything. And then there'd be a whole another world underground and. 25:34 Speaker 2 It sounds it sounds like what ants do. 25:37 Speaker 3 Yeah, but on a bigger scale. 25:39 Speaker 2 Yo, yeah, 'cause you're putting humans down there. Who wants to live underground? 25:44 Speaker 3 Probably people that don't want to buy a house above ground you know they can't afford. 25:47 Speaker 2 It these you live underground? 25:49 Speaker 3 Yeah, for a little while. That'd be cool. 25:53 Speaker 2 How long would you live underground? 25:58 Speaker 3 Like my house, be there. Like stay there forever. I mean, I'm thinking, I'm thinking it's more like, I mean, you don't stay in your house forever. You know, you leave and go places. That's what I'm thinking. Like you just walk up out of the ground, go places and when you're done, come back, go underground, go hang out there. And people aren't digging tunnels like they used to. I don't know why not, You know, they're, they're so fucking cool. 26:16 Do you not like tunnels? Like a good old tunnel? Like just walking into Earth? 26:22 Speaker 2 I don't, I guess. I mean, yeah. I mean, everybody loves tunnels, yes? 26:28 Speaker 3 Why? Why don't more people build them? I mean, what, what's wrong? Are you? I mean, you're not picking up what I'm putting down with any of these ideas. Like, I feel like these are great ideas. These are. 26:35 Speaker 2 These are so stupid. 26:35 Speaker 2 These are so stupid. No, you're telling me you want to build a home underground? And why don't they have whole communities underground? Like you want to have a complete subdivision built underground and you think people are going to live in caves? 26:54 Speaker 3 They be really nice caves, all right? They do. It doesn't matter. 26:57 Speaker 2 It doesn't matter. Really. Nice. I mean, we, we, that is, I think that was where we started, right? Mankind started in caves. We lived in caves. Caves, dinosaur at times. You know, there was, there was caves everywhere. Neanderthals lived in them. And you want to put us back in there? And you think people are going to pay for that? 27:14 Nobody wants to live in a primitive cave. 27:16 Speaker 3 Dude, trends come and go all the time, all right? I mean, things that that were in the 80s are in style now and vice versa. It takes about 30 years for, you know, trends to set. But now, you know, it just it's on a longer, bigger time scale when it comes to living conditions. You know, I mean, we started building houses above ground and that was it. 27:33 We didn't ever change it. We're not building them in the sky. 27:33 We didn't ever change it. We're not building them in the sky. So might as well go them in the ground more, you know what I'm saying? I just, I just think it's, it's a little, it's the temperatures regulated more down there and it's you ain't got to worry about the sun like causing cancer. 27:46 Speaker 2 You don't need any vitamin D. You'll be fine. Nobody needs vitamin D. What happens when it caves in on you and you die? We're. 27:52 Speaker 3 Going to have retro ties to support it like a real. 27:55 Speaker 2 Oh yeah, because coal mines, they never collapsed. 27:59 Speaker 3 Yeah, I mean, sometimes we're not digging in coal, you know? We're digging in dirt. Now, if we come across coal, then I guess we'll have to go around it. But yeah, I don't know. I just thought it'd be a good idea, be cool, be interesting, would it not? Wouldn't you live in like a a cave hotel for a night? 28:11 Speaker 2 No, no, I don't. I don't trust caves. I don't like caves. I told you. I went caving one time in West Virginia and I and I was the lead caver and I shouldn't have been. I was only 15. I was not a good caver, but they made me the lead caver and I kept going through the tunnel and it kept getting smaller. Like there was a point where I was walking, there was a point where I was crawling, Then there was a point where I was laying down and I had ten other cavers behind me. 28:34 And it got to the point where this cave was so narrow, my shoulders barely cleared it. And I said, hey, man, I don't think there's anything up here. My buddy goes, oh, no, no. I looked at the map. We're opening up to a huge crevasse, right? Like a huge underground cave area that Brandon would have is his, is his apartment, right? 28:52 It's just going to be huge. And I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going. And dude, I must have travelled at least 200 yards in this cave crawling. And then like Slytherin, like a snake. And I have all these people behind me. And all of a sudden I look up my headlamp and it's a complete dead end, completely done. 29:15 And I, I remember yelling back and I, I said, hey, man, there's nowhere to go. It's, it's, it's done. And the guy behind me is like, what? And I'm like, it's completely done. Like back, back out. Remember, we have already slithered in like 200 yards, man. And he's got to, and he's got to communicate to every single person behind him to back out so I can back out. 29:38 I'm not claustrophobic. I didn't think I was. I almost had a legit meltdown in that thing and I had to slowly back out. No, it's terrible. That's what I'm saying. Nobody wants to live in a cave all. 29:51 Speaker 3 Right. Well, First off, being being in a confined space, that's the worst time to freak out. I don't know why did you freak out 'cause you. 29:57 Speaker 2 Can't. I didn't, no, I didn't freak out. If I'd have freaked out, I would have had a hard I, I would have went into cardiac arrest 'cause I was seriously, I thought I was like, this is it, This is how I die. 30:06 Speaker 3 I'm not building cave tunnel systems that you can barely crawl through. You're gonna be able to walk through them. You know, we're gonna have like a little motorbike so that you can travel around. And you're not really gonna know you're underground until you, like, walk into the tunnel. And it's gonna look like we're gonna have like, surface things down below, you know, that'll remind you of the surface. 30:23 And it's not like you're trapped down there. You're just sleeping down there and hanging out. 30:26 Speaker 2 When was the last time you designed and created a cave system that you could live in? 30:33 Speaker 3 What's the date, 482026? Yeah, yeah. 30:38 Speaker 2 I am not going to live in any cave that you design. There's no way you know what you're doing. You have no remember your your. 30:44 Speaker 3 Guidance counselor even said you suck at building stuff. I'm not going to. I'm not going to let you build something that I'm going to live in. Well, it's really just subtracting from stuff I'm not really building. I'm just removing areas to live. You know, I'm not building anything. I will support the walls though. 31:01 Speaker 2 You know I. 31:02 Speaker 3 We're in the first one on the left, you know, That way if there's any cave in or anything, you can get out really quick. 31:06 Speaker 2 You know where I think this is all coming from? Where your Ant videos you're starting to think. 31:13 Speaker 3 I want to be an Ant I kind. 31:15 Speaker 2 Of you. 31:17 Speaker 3 Have an anthole, I mean. 31:18 Speaker 2 It's just weird dude. Like why not just say hey we're going to like with your bee situation. Bees live in a hive. I guess you could compare a hive to an apartment building. 31:28 Speaker 3 Yeah, see, now you're thinking, now you're thinking. And it'd be pretty cool, wouldn't it? And once a month we could flood it and ride jet skis in it. 31:36 Speaker 2 What I'm not getting in your cave, I'm never going to go. I'm not going to visit you in your cave. It's I don't even go to people's houses and have dangerous trees over them. I'm like, no, that's a, that's a death wish in a cave. Like it was funny. 31:52 We're at the beach today and, and Sydney's with this girl and they're digging a hole, right? And there's they're just digging a hole, just digging a hole. And Sydney gets in it. It's probably up to her thigh maybe. And Megan goes, I don't know how comfortable I feel with Sydney standing in that hole. 32:10 And I'm like, well, it, it's below her waist, like, and she goes, what if it caves in? I don't know if she's got sand around her waist like I don't know what. And Megan's like it's not stable. Well, it doesn't matter if it's stable. She's she can just stand up like and she's not even in that. 32:28 And so I know Megan would not support your cave ID either because caves do cave in. But she won't even let my kid play in a hole. 32:35 Speaker 3 Yeah, I mean, but I mean, think about it, it's stuff on the surface. I mean, you got to worry about, you know, tornadoes and hurricanes. Oh, I guess you have to worry about that underground, but. 32:43 Speaker 2 You know, like I really, you know, you know what the safest place is to be during an earthquake underground. 32:49 Speaker 3 Within the Earth. 32:50 Speaker 2 Titanic plate shifting or not? Titanic. What is that? Well, you know Titanic. That's what I meant. That's what I meant. Titanic. 33:00 Speaker 3 Place. That's what crashed, caused everything to sink, and that was Hiroshima and Nagasaki summed up pretty much. 33:07 Speaker 2 Anyway, I'm not going underground with you. There's no way I'm not going to visit you. Good luck on your adventure. I'm done. 33:13 Speaker 3 Oh man, that sucks, man. I thought you'd have more fun with that, but you don't like it. You don't like it so. 33:18 Speaker 2 No and you want to flood them to jet ski in your caves is like the dumbest idea ever. 33:23 Speaker 3 I mean, it would just drain back down. You know, we just opened the plank up at the very end and let the water out. 33:29 From Bee Videos to Funding Tunnels with Elon All right, send me, send me the blueprints and I'll look them over. 33:32 Speaker 3 OK. All right. And have you had any ideas lately that you would like to bestow to me? 33:37 Speaker 2 You mean ideas that I could make money off of that maybe we could get into business? 33:42 Speaker 3 Just ideas in general, you know, whatever you think of. 33:45 Speaker 2 No, no. I. 33:46 Speaker 3 Haven't. All right. What was the first one? Then you're very, you're highly specific with that category of ideas. So you must have an idea in that category. 33:55 Speaker 2 Which idea What are you talking about? 33:58 Speaker 3 You said ideas for us to make money and do something, something, something that sounded like that was a that sounded like you had an idea and you filed it into that category and now you're. 34:07 Speaker 2 Asking. 34:07 Speaker 2 Asking. I do have ideas, but my ideas are like my ideas make sense. My ideas aren't outlandish, my ideas are. I already did tell you about it and you shot it down. Which one? I said, I said you need to start doing a video series once a week where you take people behind the scenes of your ants and your bees and all of your insects and you can just do 1 episode a week where you take people behind the scenes. 34:30 You're like, that's stupid, man. Nobody wants to watch that. And and then you're over here going, you know, it'd be cool is if we build an entire city underground with tunnels and we flood it. It makes no sense. 34:44 Speaker 3 Yeah, but I mean the behind the scenes on the being the ants. I mean there's really not anything behind. I mean, I'm I'm in all it's all the scenes I'm giving you in the video. I I don't really know what there is to talk about. It's just be like this video right here that I filmed in 30 seconds and posted. You can see the ants are. 34:59 Speaker 2 Here and there no like like my my idea was, and this is a funny video. This is a funny video. Just bear with me. You take a small Ant, one Ant, right and you put him like on a beer bottle next to you with a microphone in front of him and you're like, hey, little buddy. 35:18 So we're here with Dwayne and he is the whatever his job is in the colony and we're going to do an interview with him, right? And then you have like a voice over person next to you. It's like, hey, Brandon, thanks for having me on today. 35:33 I'm really excited, you know, and then and then you do a whole interview with an Ant. Like how funny would that be? 35:38 Speaker 3 OK. Interview with with an Ant is not what you told me. You told me to do behind the scenes. Now interview with an Ant could be funny, yes, and I get that one. That one makes more sense. 35:46 Speaker 2 You're talking, well, that's what you did and then you're interviewing bees and you're like, it's behind the scenes, man. It's behind the scenes. I. 35:52 Speaker 3 Don't think it's behind the scenes. I think that's interviewing bees and ants and then doing like, you know, obviously I can't actually interview them, you know, a little breaking the 4th wall there. I might have to do some editing on that, but. 36:04 Speaker 2 That's what I'm saying, it would be fun. 36:06 Speaker 3 Hours that that's really talkative and you got to be able to talk to that beat and we went behind the scenes with the beat. 36:12 Speaker 2 And then it stings you in the face. Hilarious. Yeah. I'm just excited about. I'm excited about that series. That's the ideas I have that can make us money. That's what my ideas make us money. Your ideas at least get us killed. If not, just make us poor. 36:28 OK, that's where we're at. 36:30 Speaker 3 Oh, you think tobacco would make us poor? 36:30 Speaker 3 Oh, you think tobacco would make us poor? You think cotton would be better? 36:33 Speaker 2 No, my God. No, Brandon, we can't raise crops. We're not farmers. Stop. Why? I don't know why you want to raise crops. It makes no sense to me. And you're like dead set on like, oh, we're going to make money on tobacco. Tobacco. People make money on tobacco in the 20s and you think you're going to figure out a way to make it better? 36:50 I mean, they really have tobacco farms anymore. 36:54 Speaker 3 Of course they do. Where do they get tobacco for cigars and cigarettes and dip? 36:57 Speaker 2 Tobacco is a dying thing. People don't even do it anymore. Smoking is socially unacceptable. Chewing is socially unacceptable. There's no money in tobacco, and that's the only thing you can use tobacco for is bad habits. So I don't it's dying. I don't know. 37:13 I mean, I don't understand how you think you're going to make money off these things that are not even like socially acceptable anymore. 37:19 Speaker 3 Maybe she's got to squeeze the nicotine out of it because vapes are on the rise, that's for sure. But I think what's going to happen is I think, you know, it comes in trims. I think vapes are going to go away and then I think tobacco is going to come back. You know, we've got to make smoking cool again as part of our thing. You know, we're growing all the tobacco because tobacco and smoking is cool. 37:34 We've got to. 37:35 Speaker 2 Tamp that back up. 37:36 Speaker 3 Why not? 37:37 Speaker 2 I'm trying to. I'm trying to freaking. I'm trying to hold on to the least little bit of dignity I have left after this show, OK? The last thing I'm going to do is push tobacco use, OK? It's not going to happen. I'm not. 37:52 I'm not. No, I'm not. I'm not part of it. 37:54 Speaker 3 But we can make organic tobacco. We're we're going to say we're not putting all the madness in there. This is pure tobacco. It's not. It's not that bad for you. 38:04 Speaker 2 Dude, do me a favor, can you tell me everything? Listen, I got. 38:07 Speaker 3 To go to the bathroom, get your pants again. 38:10 Speaker 2 What the fuck man? Why is Chuck always? 38:12 Speaker 3 Shit in his pants. I don't know what's going on here. I don't think he's I guess when I was drinking, I had to stop, you know, pee too. But man, I've never had to shit my pants twice while recording. That's crazy. That's that's fucking wild. That's that's interesting. But no, I think the tobacco farm is going to go well. 38:27 We're going to see how easy it is with these few plants Outback to see, see if, see, see if they survive. You know, we got 72 of those. So if we got the majority that survive, and I think there's a lot of people that still smoke in a, you know, chew and do dip, which got to get people back on back on the train. 38:43 You know, I, I guarantee Chuck would be an advertiser or the poster child for Copenhagen Wintergreen or Grizzly Wintergreen. If he was making money, I guarantee he would. And you know, we got the disclaimer in the front. So even if, you know, we're not actually promoting people to smoke cigarettes more because we had a disclaimer. 39:00 So we're good to go. I don't understand why, why it's such a big deal. But the tunnel thing is going to be a big success. I mean, people love the show Fallout, right? I mean, it's pretty cool living underground. You know, we'll do like a prototype and then we'll get like Elon Musk on board. He's he, he loves digging underground too. 39:15 You know, that's probably the same time I probably got that autism also the Elon Musk, just without all the smarts, but the digging tunnels underground part. So we'll do a little prototype. We'll get that shit going. And then we got Elon Musk on board to have him do the full fucking thing. All right? You done shit in your pants. What's going on? 39:31 Speaker 2 Oh, sorry, I'm muted. Yeah, I'm good. 39:34 Speaker 3 All right, well, we, we figured it out while you were gone. I discussed with the listeners and Elon Musk will fund the project after we get the prototype in because people love the show Fallout and Elon Musk. Also, me and him have the same type of autism when it comes to digging shit underground. 39:49 You know he did that whole project under LA, the boring tunnel, and I think he'd be down to build like a little civilization underground. I think he has the resources and if I get big enough following around it, I've already got the public support. He's got the fucking money and both our autistic asses will get up in there and be like making tunnels and making civilizations underground. 40:07 Speaker 2 So you're admitting you're autistic? 40:09 Speaker 3 Oh, I got something wrong with me. Yeah, I know that. 40:14 Speaker 2 All right, well, if you sign a contract, you got money coming in. Let me know. I'm in. 40:17 Speaker 3 I I told you, I told you Chuck would be the poster boy for tobacco if the company would be paying him. 40:24 Speaker 2 I'm not going to deny that if I'm getting paid enough, I'll do anything for enough money. There's, there's nothing you could make me the poster boy for anything. Well, hold on. Not anything. I mean, there's some things. I have standards, right? But I, I, I mean, there's limits to what I'd be a poster boy for. But tobacco, I could make it. 40:40 I would just, I would just make sure that it's it's it's safe for consumption. 40:45 Speaker 3 That's what I'm saying. We've grown tobacco and we promote it. We give people bad smoking. Again, I don't know why you don't like this. 40:51 Speaker 2 But we don't promote it for kids, man. We got to we got to promote it for adults. 40:55 Speaker 3 What did I ever say, kids? You know, as soon as I hit 18, here's a pack of cigarettes. 40:59 Speaker 2 See, I just know that you're the type of business partner that as soon as we start marketing, you're going to go, hey, you know, it'd be awesome. That's all. You bring cartoons in there, you know what I mean? Like, like people trust, people trust SpongeBob. You know, we got to get SpongeBob on this thing, you know? And I'm like, oh God, here we go. Like we're not doing that. We got to have like Sidney Sweeney promoted. 41:16 Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah, get all the the young males by that way. 41:20 Speaker 2 Well, not young, not young, but early 20s, Yes, Whoever, whoever. 41:25 Speaker 3 You know, looks at Sidney Sweeney and Cesar smoking a cigarette. Whoever gets a boner from that will be buying our tobacco. 41:31 Speaker 2 I would I I'll be honest, if Sidney Sweeney was smoking a cigarette, I'd think about picking it up again. 41:38 Speaker 3 I know, right? That's why we just got to make it cool again. I think it's we make a good run on this. You know that that could be our motto for when we run for president. Vice President, make Sigs cool again. 41:51 Josh Gibbs' Scathing Critique of Chuck's English OK, Speaking of cool, can we get into the the part of the show where we read the weekly Angry text from Josh Gibbs? Can we do that? 42:01 Speaker 3 Oh yeah, yeah, we got that doing. We're doing that, that shenanigan thing now too. Awesome. Yeah, you got that loaded up. I don't know if we have any music for it, just. 42:08 Speaker 2 Like I sent it to you. I sent it to you. I'm not, I can't read it. I, I'm not, I'm not saying the things that Josh Gibbs sends me. He's so mean. Mean text. 42:17 Speaker 3 Oh, yeah. Oh, OK. Yeah. I also got something else I got to do, too. 42:17 Speaker 3 Oh, yeah. Oh, OK. Yeah. I also got something else I got to do, too. Where we at? OK, here we go. Josh Gibbs messaged me. I think I have parts from Chuck. Here it is, your illiteracy is worse than half of the people on Hobo nose. 42:34 I'm not sure which is more broken, your Dick or your English. Hearing you read that last message was like listening to ABAB the Arab trying to sell me an extended car warranty. I wanted to join the 27 club at 31 and blow my brains out like Kurt Cobain. Next time let AI read it. 42:50 Fucking boomer. That was good. 42:54 Speaker 2 He's good. He's such a nice person. I wonder. 42:57 Speaker 3 What he writes, they think he's like intoxicated or is this like first thing in his morning or you think this is like his at his 1030 break? He's like, I got a good one. Now I'm going to write to Chuck. 43:06 Speaker 2 You know what? That's a good question. Let me look at the time the message came in because that'll tell us the type of man we're dealing with. Hold on a second. All right, here we go. Oh, my God. 43:22 Speaker 3 Oh wow, that's afternoon break. 43:22 Speaker 3 Oh wow, that's afternoon break. Damn, he thought about that one all day. That one in the. 43:26 Speaker 2 Schedule. That's terrible. That's terrible. This dude's sending those messages at 43:32 Speaker 3 He's supposed to be like the the calmest, I guess, right? You know, like 256, I'm about to get off work. You know, you're not, you're not hammered yet. You're not drinking and you're not in the morning. You're not grumpy. It's after lunch a little bit. So you got a belly and you're just kind of chilling and he's sending you those messages. That's true right there. I like that. 43:48 Speaker 2 Yeah, he's a sweet man. I I'm excited. Josh, please send me another one for next week, man. Really. Keep them coming, we. 43:53 Speaker 3 Appreciate that. I like those. We need some intro thing. Germany please picture and then we gotta. 44:02 Speaker 2 Get some more mean, mean text with Josh Gibbs. Yeah. 44:07 Speaker 3 44:07 Speaker 3 I'll have to come up with something for that, but all right, cool. 44:10 Unpacking Augusta's Past: Race and Gender Barriers Last thing we got the Masters this week. We know unfortunately, Tiger Woods won't be attending, but we, we were talking about, you know, memberships and everything up there and whatnot. And I thought, you know, Tiger Wood was up there. When did he win 95? 44:25 Speaker 2 How would I know that? 44:26 Speaker 3 I don't know, but it got me thinking and I got 2 trivia questions for you real quick. See if you can get them. When did an Augusta National first allow its first black member? 44:37 Speaker 2 Who? What 1976? 44:43 Speaker 3 Oh, so close. 1990 isn't that crazy. Five years for Tiger Wood came, became, you know, his run before the best golfer ever. They're like, damn it, we should have let them black guys in. 44:52 Speaker 2 OK, OK. 44:54 Speaker 3 Isn't that? 44:55 Speaker 2 Crazy, though. It's crazy. Why are we, why are we talking? Why do you always have to go back to this? Like, come on, man. Trying to keep our reputation. I mean, I don't want to talk about that. 45:05 Speaker 3 Oh, OK, All right. 45:05 Speaker 3 Oh, OK, All right. What about this one? When was the? When was the first time? Who was the first time they let a woman into the Augusta National Country Club? 45:15 Speaker 2 Who cares? I'm stupid. They should never done that. No, I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. That was a joke. So you said 1990 was for African American? Yeah. 19, 1982. 45:33 Speaker 3 You really think they'd let a woman in before a black guy? Really. 45:36 Speaker 2 Are you serious? OK, hold on 1997. 45:42 Speaker 3 Closer 2012 are you? 45:45 Speaker 2 Kidding me? No. 45:46 Speaker 3 I'm dead serious. 45:48 Speaker 2 Wait, they wouldn't even let them in or they just wouldn't let them play they. 45:52 Speaker 3 Wouldn't let them be. You can't be a member of the Country Club if you were up until 1990. If you were black, you couldn't be a member of the Country Club up until 2012. You couldn't be if you were a woman. 46:01 Speaker 2 Who was The Who was the woman that made it in? 46:04 Speaker 3 I can't remember. Let me see I. 46:05 Speaker 2 Think it was the I think it was the the Asian gal. 46:09 Speaker 3 In the Augusta National. 46:11 Speaker 2 'Cause she was, she was all the rage man there for a while. She was really good. 46:17 Speaker 3 Darla Moore Darla Moore and Condoleezza Rice, who was the former US Secretary of State. 46:26 Speaker 2 You talk Condoleezza Rice was a member of Augusta. 46:29 Speaker 3 Yeah. 46:30 Speaker 2 Does she know how to golf? 46:32 Speaker 3 I don't think so. I think it's kind of like South Carolina Secretary of State. They like what she did 'cause it's right on the border there. But no, I thought that was crazy. I wonder, you know, you think they were fearful after they let the first black guy in the Tiger Woods went on that run. They didn't want to let a woman in and scared a woman was going to take their Thunder. You know what I mean? Because it's it's old style white guys up there, you know what I mean? 46:49 Like they're. 46:50 Speaker 2 Still, they're all, Yeah, they're living in another, another area. I mean, there's only another time zone. I mean, they're, they're not. These guys are Georgian. They. Yeah, I mean, it's stupid though. Why do you? Why would you, would you even want to be a member of Augusta? Like imagine, like if I said to you, I could probably give you 3 examples of things you'd rather do than be a member of the Augusta Country Club. 47:10 You ready #1 Front row seats to see Drake. 47:16 Speaker 3 Not a big concert guy I know, OK. 47:19 Speaker 2 OK, hang out with Drake. 47:24 Speaker 3 Yeah, I guess I could do that, yeah. 47:26 Speaker 2 OK, get the green light to build your stupid underground tunnel system. 47:32 Speaker 3 I already have the green light. I don't. No one's got to give me permission for that. It's underground. I I want to. 47:36 Speaker 2 To build your community. 47:40 Speaker 3 Oh, the funding for it, Elon Musk funding. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's cool. Yeah, I'd like that. I'd appreciate that. 47:46 Speaker 2 47:46 Speaker 2 All right, be able to run a Falcons training camp this year near the quarterback. 47:53 Speaker 3 No. 47:54 Speaker 2 I'm not what you don't want to do that. 47:56 Speaker 3 I'm not a quarterback for football. I ain't been, like, competitively played football in 15 years. Oh. 48:02 Speaker 2 My God, So you want to go to Augusta? You want to be a member of the Country Club, is what you're saying? 48:08 Speaker 3 No, I'm not that big of a golfer. No, I'm not. But I do think it'd be good for connections. I mean, you got a lot of rich motherfuckers in there. You know, I throw a little more Southern twang for them to sweeten their ears. I got to talk slower, though, because I know they don't like that fast talk. I don't know where I get that from, but I do. 48:24 So I have to slow it on down, make sure to hear every word I said. I've got Mr. Randolph. I need some money for this underground community I'm building down there in South Georgia. It won't affect you. We won't be drilling underneath none of your houses up here. And, you know, pristine Augusta. 48:40 See, I think I get funding like that too if Elon doesn't hit me up. 48:44 Speaker 2 So it's funny because the the twang is definitely slower in the South, like the further South you go. 48:49 From Riley Green to Jeff Saturday: Southern Encounters And last night when we left the the restaurant, we have this Uber driver that has now just become our driver. He's got this banging like 2025 Yukon Denali. It's huge. It fits all of us. And we're in the car. And I at the bar had an idea and, and I told the couple that we were with us. 49:08 Dude, I got a great idea right now, and I said just go along with it. So do you know who Riley Green is? He's a country music singer. Yeah. Yeah. So apparently he lives right here in Orange Beach, and he goes to the bar a lot right here. So I walked up to these girls at the bar, and I said, hey, what's up, You know, And I sit down. 49:27 There's one seat, so everybody else is standing. I said, hey, did you guys know that Riley Green is across the street right now at the bar? And these girls were like, what? Right. So that was my idea of getting all these women to leave the bar. 49:44 Yeah. So then we could then. Yeah, they just lied to. And then then you get all the bars sees. It's great. So anyway, we get in the in the car and we're leaving and our driver picks us up. And he's from that Deep South, man, you know? Hey, it's nice that you guys finally got out to the car. 50:03 How was your dinner? Right, one of those. 50:06 Speaker 3 That pause is a little heart attack. 50:08 Speaker 2 Oh, it's bad. So we're in the car and I tell him the story of like, hey, this is how you do it, you know. And I told him like, you know, I told all these girls about Riley Green. Be at the bar. You'll clear out a whole bar that way, and you can have it all to yourself. And he goes and, you know, mind you, all the kids are in the back and he's telling the story. 50:27 And he goes, you guys want to know who I picked up couple days ago? I'm like, yeah. And he goes, he looks over at Megan and Megan's in the bucket seat behind me. And he goes, she was sitting right there. 50:43 Not sure. And so we're we're all like, all cool, you know, who was it? He goes, I mean, she's a real sweet guy, real sweet. And didn't talk a lot. That's what dude, the kids are in the back. Like for the love of God, like let us know who in this car. 51:01 And he goes, you know, it was that gal that that sayings and I'm dude, I'm just like, Jesus Christ, I'm about to throw my head through the window and he goes, Ella, Ella Langley. What was her name is that? 51:18 Speaker 3 Horthar, No. 51:20 Speaker 2 Ella, Ella Langley sings that he's choose. He's choosing Texas. I can tell. Oh yeah. 51:25 Speaker 3 Choose in Texas, Yeah. 51:27 Speaker 2 So, so dude, of course all the kids are like, Oh my God, dude. Like Ella Langley was in this car. And then I made the mistake. We're 2 miles away from our hotel. And I said, so does Ella Langley live in this area too? 51:42 And he goes, oh man, you wouldn't believe it. She so she lives. I mean it's it's right here. I mean it it we she goes to that bar a lot with with Riley. They're real and two source. 51:58 So we're pulling into the parking lot. We got to go through the security thing because there's like a, a parking security guy and I'm looking at I'm, I'm like looking at the kids and I'm looking at Megan. I'm going, Jesus Christ, man, finish this freaking story. Like, 'cause I'm, I'm like, there's, there's got to be something here. And we get pulled in, he parks and we're all still sitting in the car and he goes so yeah, yeah, her house is, you know what? 52:19 I'll just, I can take y'all there tomorrow. I'm like, yeah, we're the glass. So we're, so we get out of the car and Megan's like, so where's the whole language? I have no idea. I don't even know what like this guy gave us 10% of everything we needed. We're in the car for 20 minutes. 52:35 So that Southern draw, man, that'll get you a lot, especially in the South. So you, you got it. You just got to slow down a little bit. 52:44 Speaker 3 Yeah, see, I'm like, I'm like a quick Southerner. I like to get shit done quickly, You know, a lot, a lot of time is slow moving and everything like that. And like, oh, we'll do this part today. I don't like doing that, you know, And they always take. 52:55 Speaker 2 A lot. It's probably your autism too, because you're a little bit autistic. 52:58 Speaker 3 Yeah, I am retarded. Thank you. But yeah, it's, it's something in there. It's like something pushing on something and it's going a little a little quicker, a little quicker. But yeah, it's Orange Beach, you say? I guess. I guess that makes sense. Country singers would live down there. 53:12 Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, dude, they're all down. So he was, I told you, the captain from the boat was telling me about how he, he's out here fishing, he has a charter and he sees this guy and he's parked over at this dock and he's got a boat. He's just pulling in freaking fish. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, right. 53:28 And so the captain goes over there and he's all alone. He's like, I'm just fishing. He said, and of course he's got that accent. And he goes, he goes, I, I pull up and I go, hey, what you pulling in? And he said, this guy speaks back to me. He said, dude, his voice was so recognizable. 53:44 And he said, oh, I'm getting speckled trout. 53:44 And he said, oh, I'm getting speckled trout. And he said he looked at him. He said, Chuck, it's Hank Williams junior. And I, Oh my God. And he said him, he's like, he's, I sat there, I talked to Hank for good 20 minutes about different fishing holes. 54:01 And he said, now I see Hank out here quite a bit. He's he's out here in his boat just picking up fish, you know, whatever. And I've just decided I'm going to use a lot of his fishing holes for my charter. So the one. So the place that, yeah, dude, so the place we went to, the place we went to was one of Hank Williams Junior's fishing holes. 54:19 It was so funny because this dude shows me all these pictures and he's like, you recognize this man? And I was like, no, recognize this guy. He's a catcher for the Padres. I said no, until he's flipping through all these photos, right? You recognize them. I was like, yo, I have no idea. These people are. 54:34 And then he gets to a photo and it's him and this guy. And they're standing on the boat like the same boat I'm on. And I go, that's Chipper Jones. And he goes, oh, yeah, Chipper's got himself a lot of girlfriends. I'm like what? Like like this dude? 54:50 I'm like, when was this taken? He's like about a year ago. He's real nice filler. He's got a lot of girlfriends, though, got a lot of. 54:58 Speaker 3 Girlfriends carboat just for all them girls to be. They're watching them. 55:03 Speaker 2 For real. And that's, that's what's funny is that, you know, down here in the South, I mean, they just and I don't, I think it's different. And you, you know, I mean, you live in Newnan, which is obviously close to Senoia, which has had what's it Walking Dead? And then and then Alan Jackson is from your hometown. 55:19 People in the South do not care about celebrities the way people in the north or the West Coast do. And I remember hearing that a lot when I was out in California. And they'd be like, oh, you know, people don't care about celebrities out here, dude. They do because they're all tourists. 55:34 So when they come in, they're looking for celebrities. I'm guilty of it. I mean, me and Megan accosted Brett Michaels like it was, you know, he's the biggest celebrity in the world. And I've done that to many people. I did that to Josh Duham. All I've done it to Oh my God, what's the guy's name? 55:49 Flee from Red Hot Chili Peppers when I saw him out. Because I'm like, holy crap. But people in the South don't do that. You you could walk and I don't. And I don't know if it's because they don't care or they just don't know who the person is because they don't care anything about pop culture, because they don't have Internet yet. I don't know. 56:05 Speaker 3 Yeah, I think it's more of just like, oh, yeah, we see him over there. 56:05 Speaker 3 Yeah, I think it's more of just like, oh, yeah, we see him over there. Good job on your singing and everything, son. God bless you. And, you know, be like the biggest country singer ever. Be like, like you keep that that. I saw you on the television when I was watching the Braves. You on a commercial doing something. But hey, Mom, damn. 56:21 I got some cobbler over here if they want to come pick it up now. 56:24 Speaker 2 Do you Do you see any celebrities in Noonan? 56:28 Speaker 3 No, not really. Not that. Not even think of. 56:31 Speaker 2 Have you ever have you ever seen a celebrity? 56:34 Speaker 3 Have I like anywhere? 56:36 Speaker 2 Yeah, like out, just out and about. 56:40 Speaker 3 I don't think so. I'm trying to think. 56:43 Speaker 2 Did you run into that chick from Stranger Things? 56:47 Speaker 3 Millie Bobby Brown. 56:49 Speaker 2 Yeah. 56:52 Speaker 3 Yeah, I mean, Oh yeah, she's at, she'll be at. What's the seller every now and then? I mean, it's not like I'm like for her. 56:59 Speaker 2 You don't talk to her though. 57:01 Speaker 3 No, no, I mean, and then Boosie, you know, but I go to his house, you know, so I don't really know if that's like running into him, like, oh, what are you doing here? You know, my fucking house. What are you talking about? Besides that, you know, 2 Chainz waved at me one time. 57:17 That's about it. 57:19 Speaker 2 Shut up. Why did 2 Chainz wave at? 57:21 Speaker 3 You because he he lives behind a guy's house that I was working at his kids over riding the four Wheeler back there and they get stuck in the swamp and then the guy I was doing work for is always got to go pull him out and he's like thank you. You know, they talk and then pass things and. 57:36 Speaker 2 He's waved at you. 57:37 Speaker 3 Yeah, he's riding by his car, waved at us. 57:40 Speaker 2 It's funny, I was doing, I was doing a, a tree job in Beaufort and the guy goes, he has all these bad trees. We're taking all these trees and he goes, hey, my neighbor through the, the woods like it's, you know, a quarter acre right there. You can see his fence and then he goes, he's got some trees that are about ready to fall and take out his fence. 57:57 He goes, I think, I think you should go ask him if he wants work done since you're here. Well, let's do the woods. So I, I would have to get in my truck and drive all the way around. I was like, it was like a five mile turn, you know, to get back there. So I said, screw it, I'm just going to walk up. 58:12 So I walk up to the back of his pool area and I'm standing right next to his fence in his pool and he's on the back patio on the phone. And I can see him. And I was like, yo, I was like hey, hey, I'm waving. And he waves at me and he's still on the phone. 58:28 I'm like, dude, this guy's like, what is he stupid? Like what's going on? So I'm sitting there and talking. I'm waiting. I'm waiting. He's talking, he's talking. So finally he looks over at me and I look at his face and I go, I know this guy, right? Like, how do I know him? I'm thinking like, I coached with him or he's, you know, a dad of a kid that I coached. 58:48 So he gets off the phone and he comes down the bottom of the stairs. And mind you, we're still 30 yards away from each other. And I said, hey, your neighbor said you might want some trees down. He's like, oh, I'm good, man. He's like, you know, we're not. I'm not too worried about. I think we're moving soon. Anyway, guess who it was? 59:03 Speaker 3 Mike Myers. 59:04 Speaker 2 Not even close. Jeff Saturday and at that time he was head coaching The Who did he head coach in the NFL? Was it the Indianapolis Colts? He actually went back. He was there. 59:14 Speaker 3 He was a Center for Peyton Manning, right? 59:17 Speaker 2 Peyton Manning, yeah. And he was, and so he was coaching at that time and I was like, Oh my God, 'cause you know, he's got, he's just got the most beautiful blue eyes you've ever seen in your life. I mean, I, that's the one thing that struck me about him. And I'm looking like, God, this guy's beautiful blue eyes. But so anyway, so he's like, Nah, I'm good man. 59:32 We're going to move and I'm going. I think that was just Saturday. So I go back over to the, the customer. I say, yo, dude, did you just send me over to Jeff? Jeff Saturday's house in the middle of the woods, Like, just like, creeping up on his pool. And he goes, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He played football for a while. 59:48 And I'm like, what the heck, dude? I'm like, you can't just send me like, I'm going to get shot. Walk into some dude's backyard. But yeah, Jeff Saturday was a great man. He was very nice. But what? 59:57 Speaker 3 Was he doing in Atlanta? 59:59 Speaker 2 Well, he was. So he was the head coach of the Hebron Christian Academy. In Dacula, which is about 10 minutes from there. And then after that, I can't remember how long he was the he was either the interim head coach of the Colts or something like that for one year. 1:00:18 And that's what he thought. 1:00:18 And that's what he thought. I'm going to get back into coaching and he never did. I don't think. I don't know what, I don't know what Jeff Saturday's doing now, but very nice guy, very nice guy. It was good and I didn't, I didn't embarrass myself, so that's good. 1:00:30 Speaker 3 That's good, then shit your pants in front of them. That's nice. Just our war heroes. 1:00:33 Speaker 2 No, but we do need to we we, we definitely do need to wrap this episode up. I'm just saying, yeah, so all. 1:00:39 Speaker 3 Right Well we appreciate y'all listening. Like I said we got the Patreon and everything up there go over there. We see new people doing it every day. You know we got some incentives going on with that so we appreciate it. We also got the website dailydoeshow.com go check that out. Thank you very much. And yeah, it's going to be a it's going to be a good day, like the next day, you know, after this one. 1:00:57 It's going to be fun. And we're doing hobo nose, so be sure to lose the voicemail. 404-890-0005, Chuck. Yeah. I think we'll get out of here. Oh, God. He made it the whole time. Made it the whole time now. 1:01:13 Oh, did he shit his pants? Is that his pants? Shit and face? 1:01:13 Oh, did he shit his pants? Is that his pants? Shit and face? Are you there? Did you shit your pants? What's going on? 1:01:24 Speaker 2 I got to go, man. I got to go. 1:01:28 Speaker 3 Bye bye.