66 Percent Tiger Woods EP-270 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-04-01
https://open.spotify.com/episode/6hGIRUGnQGCEBNfGpQs6iW

Transcript Chapters This transcript was generated automatically. Its accuracy may vary. 0:00 Chuck's 'Drama Club' Lands Him in Hot Water with Local Gossip Before we get started, a quick reminder. The thoughts, opinions, wild takes, bad ideas and occasional life advice you're about to hear belongs strictly to us. 0:16 They do not reflect the views of any sponsors, partners, advertisers, family members, employers, pastors who are officers, or anyone else trying to keep it clean reputation. 0:31 If something offends you, that sounds like a personal problem. Now buckle up and enjoy the show, dozers. The thoughts and opinions expressed on the show are for communicate purposes only. They are not a reflection of Chuck, Iron Fist or female pressure. Enjoy the show, dozers. 0:47 Speaker 2 I'll Rock You like an STP with a black hole sun. I ain't going down. We're going to have 1:01 Speaker 3 think we might have to be renamed Drama Club or something because Chuck's going to have to tell you about that. It's getting wild out there, man. It's getting crazy. My name is Brandon Thrasher, but this is actually the Daily Dose Show. How you doing over there, Mr. Iron Fist? 1:13 Speaker 2 I actually live in Beaufort, just so you know. I don't live, I don't live in Anchor near me. I live, I live in Beaufort. So it's the Beaufort Drama Club is what it is. 1:22 Speaker 3 View for Drama Club Yeah, we apparently we had talked about that, the affair happening the other day, and people just kind of took it and ran with it. Chuck's getting calls and messages all over the place like he's the number one correspondent on affairs among the families. 1:37 Speaker 2 OK, stop the recording. Stop. Stop the recording. 1:37 Speaker 2 OK, stop the recording. Stop. Stop the recording. No, stop it. Stop. You know what? You're editing that out because that can't, that cannot be said ever. I did not say that. I never brought that up. Part of my argument today was I never said that. And you just freaking said it. 1:54 That's what you said it on. 1:55 Speaker 3 Air. 1:55 Speaker 2 No, I did not. I did not say that. I did not say which circle it was. That's why I was protected. That's the only Oh my God, stop, stop saying it. 2:00 in the morning and it was her. It was her and one of her girlfriends. And they ate and they bounced. And I was like, I don't know. 2:07 Speaker 3 Like 3 episodes ago. 2:08 Speaker 2 No, I didn't. I did not say that. I literally listened back on that one freaking clip, that entire conversation. I listened to it you and you better edit that out or I will kill you. OK, 'cause I I did not say what circle of my life any of it is in OK now. 2:28 Speaker 3 Everyone knows it's just, it's. 2:30 Speaker 2 Oh my God. OK, Brandon, are we going to do this? Are we going to have to start this episode over? 2:34 Speaker 3 Yeah, I'll bleep it all out. People are going to be like, what the fuck are they talking about? 2:37 Speaker 2 I hate you so much. 2:39 Speaker 3 I thought we were going to have an open discussion about this. I thought that's what you wanted. 2:42 Speaker 2 I do, but I don't want to have an open, open discussion that gets me in more trouble. OK, here's here's the deal. OK, I'm going to address 2 things on this episode because it's driving me absolutely crazy. One dude, I I can have conversations on this show. 2:59 I'm not saying names, I'm not saying why or how or any of that. I'm just asking generalized questions about people that are stepping out on their wives. And guess what? There's nothing wrong with that. I can have the conversation, but when you when people start listening and I call Brandon, OK, so after the episode released and I had my conversation with Brandon about just again, generalized stuff, I wasn't, I didn't say, hey, this is the situation and this is the person. 3:28 I just said this is what happened. And generally speaking, it was a man and a woman. OK, it's not crazy. But anyway, I had this conversation with Brandon because after the episode releases, we're talking hours after people wake up in the morning. We're not we're not talking three days, four days. 3:44 We're talking hours. My wife gets a phone call from another soccer mom, right? And she goes and, and so I'm sitting over there, my wife looks at my phone, her phone, and goes, should I answer this? So and so that's weird. Didn't put two and two together yet. 4:01 And all of a sudden so and so starts talking about, hey, Chuck talked about this on the show, dude, this is what I know. And it turns into this huge ordeal. 4:11 Speaker 3 He's like, can you keep it quiet because I'm banging him too. 4:13 Speaker 2 Oh, shut up. That's not true. I did not know. We're not saying that. We're not. We're not starting that rumor. So anyway, so I, I, I'm going like, how many freaking people listen to this show? Like when I talk to you, Brandon, and it's just me and you on here and we're just having this conversation in my mind. 4:29 This is just a me and you conversation, right? Like nobody's. Yeah. Well, well, apparently not, because. 4:36 Speaker 3 That's that's how you do, you know, good content. You just act like you're just talking to one other person or to take it up a degree, act like it's you, me and one other person that's listening. So we're just in like a a threesome. 4:47 Speaker 2 OK, well, that person that we added in the threesome has a huge mouth, OK? They're telling everybody everything. 4:52 Speaker 3 No the Daily Dose show. You can also go Americans friendsest.com if you want to find them out. 4:58 Speaker 2 So I I'm sitting here and I'm going, OK, it can't be that bad. So I call Brandon and I go, hey man, how many listens do we have on this episode? And Brandon's like, Oh yeah, let me, let's hear you. Let's you know, I'm just, I'm not going to throw the exact number, but let's 2002 thousand listens within six hours of people getting out of bed. 5:21 And I go, Oh my God, I think they all live in my town. You know, like I, I feel like everybody like we are very heavy here in the Buford area of Georgia. And that's who's listening because apparently that's who's talking. So I just want to say I'm here. I want to set the record straight. 5:38 I'm not the one doing it, OK, And I'm sorry if I offended the person that's doing it. Now. I will take back one thing because I did go back and I listened to the transcripts. I, I read the transcripts, I listened to them. I, I said one thing I should not have said. 5:56 I said she was a six. OK, I did say that. 5:59 Speaker 3 Oh, that's what he's pissed off about. He's like, no, she's hotter than my wife that I'm fucking. 6:05 Speaker 2 Stop. I don't know if I don't know if that's what caused the uproar, but I do think that is, oh, all the people that have checked into this situation, because obviously this has spread like wildfire. They all said that was offensive. 6:18 Speaker 3 So so the lady getting railed is the one that is is pissed off. So I'm not a six. Are you kidding me? I'm cheating on my husband and having an affair with this guy, but I'm not a six. That's pretty much what happened, right? They they glossed over the whole affair part. She's pissed that she's being labeled A6 on the show. 6:32 Speaker 2 I don't know. I, I don't know if that's what it is. I just know that now I'm under scrutiny again and everybody's listening and they're they're recording everything we say because I brought this up. I look, this came to me. It fell in my lap. If you don't want me to talk about it on the show, don't bring me into the inner circle, OK? 6:51 I don't want to be in the inner circle. I don't ask to be in the inner circle ever. But I get brought in, man. And once I'm in, I have to do what's right. And I did what's right and that's it. 6:59 Speaker 3 We're just reporting and talking about it. We didn't say anything bad about anybody. But if if she's mad about being called a six, she's probably A5, you know what I mean? She probably works, probably A5, probably ugly, and she's probably the only person she could ban. It's probably her husband, or this other dude's wife, or this other girl's husband. 7:15 Speaker 2 This is the reason I didn't want to bring this up again, because I knew that you were just going to make it worse for both of us. So I'm going to say again, I'm done talking about it, but I'm just going to I'm just going to leave this here. I, I said to my, you know, this is this is what I said to my wife. This is this is this is like, this is what I take away from this, this entire conversation about all the crap that's, that is now transpiring and the firestorm. 7:37 And to be honest, the huge number of new listeners that we've gotten from it. Because I tell you, everybody, everybody thinks this is now the place to go for gossip and tea, right? I'm going to say this. I told her, she said, you know what's she said? You talked about it on the show. 7:53 Speaker 3 We told her who is her. 7:54 Speaker 2 Megan, Megan. Oh, your wife. OK, I said. I said, dude, it makes me mad that every time I say something on the show, I get in trouble, you know, and there's no, it's not. And she goes, what makes what bothers you about it? I said here's what bothers me about it. I envisioned when I started this show with Brandon and you know, what are we at? 8:11 240 episodes? 250 episodes. 8:13 Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah, 270, I think. 8:15 Speaker 2 OK, when we started this show, I envisioned the show taking off and us making millions of dollars, which if you make millions of dollars, you have what's called. 8:29 Speaker 3 Fuck you, money. 8:30 Speaker 2 Right, right. So you have this money, right? So you don't care because you're you're like, look, dude, here's the deal. I'm talking about whatever I want to talk about. There's no repercussions. I have nobody. I'm beholden to no one, OK? Unfortunately, the way the show's going is we have all these listeners, we don't have that kind of money. 8:48 So I mean. 8:49 Speaker 3 Yeah, well, that, you know, that that's that's the way I live. You know, when I called, when Chuck called me and we were talking about it, I can hear Megan in the background. She's on my side. She's like, I mean, you didn't say anything wrong, but yeah, we're fine. Fuck him. Keep going. But no, I I see. I I told Chuck it's kind of like when when that hot girl in town, you know, is not doing too well. 9:05 So she starts at Only Fans and she thinks she's going to blow up. And then really, it's just like 300 people in her hometown that sees her naked. And then she's still poor. That's kind of how we are. But you're not showing your cock, which is nice. OK, but the good thing is you don't have to have fuck fuck you money to say fuck you. 9:21 You know? You can say fuck you and then the money comes later. That's how I live my life for the most part. 9:25 Speaker 2 I don't want to live that way and once I. 9:28 Speaker 3 Started living that way. That's when I started making even more money. That's crazy. You know, once you start saying fuck you, I don't give a fuck. People are like, I like that guy, I want to give him some money. 9:37 Speaker 2 Well, people don't want to give me money, but I will say we have 2000 loyal listeners in Beaufort. That's that's, that's actually kind of good. I mean, at least we have. 9:45 Speaker 3 I think we're on to something here. That's how we get paid. We just start bringing up Beaufort drama and ball drama and all this drama. And then they have a strong local core right here in Beaufort. And then we reach out to local Beaufort businesses to sponsor us. Look at that. And then all the people will be like, look, we got some juicy gossip. 10:03 We're going to be going over here to Athens Greek Restaurant. We're going to be dropping all the hot bombs for you guys in the Beaufort area because all these soccer moms and all these, you know, suburban women, they don't have anything else to do but gossip. And then I guess a few of them want to have a fair. But besides that, I think it's I think it's good. 10:19 I think we're on to something here. Charles, I think you have found the group that we need to target just a little bit. We'll just do a segment. We'll do like Beaufort's. 10:26 Speaker 2 Bad news. OK, well, I'm in my book right now making notes of all the times on this episode that you have to edit words out because you're trying to get me in trouble and you're trying to sneak them back in. You just snuck another one in at 9 minutes. 10:41 Speaker 3 I'm not sneaking anything. I think it's a good idea. This is what this is. We go to a sponsor, we say hey, we got 3004 strikes. Don't. 10:48 Speaker 2 Say it again. Do not say it again because I do not want to have you. I don't trust your editing already and you have 4 bleeps to put in four. I can't even. 10:56 Speaker 3 Say Buford now. 10:57 Speaker 2 You can say that. 10:58 Speaker 3 Buford Moms. 10:59 Speaker 2 OK. 11:00 Speaker 3 OK, that's all I'm saying. If you go to a local business, say, hey, look, we got like 5000 Buford moms that have nothing to do but listen to us gossip while Chuck drinks his wine out of a wine glass. You know, that's very it's. 11:11 Speaker 2 Pickle juice. 11:12 Speaker 3 OK, all right, it's even odder. But yeah, I just, I think they would like that be like, damn, you have 4000 women that listen to you and then they, they'd like to gossip. But yeah, we could definitely get them in your store. But like, if they go over here to Tiffany and Co or whatnot and they, you know, they go here and spend $300 on a new bag, one of them is going to get to come on the show and talk a bunch of shit about everybody else. 11:34 They would love that. That's like a highlight of a woman's life. Going to Tiffany and Co, buying a $300 bag, coming on the show and bitching about people. They would. 11:41 Speaker 2 Love, you know it's you know it's not called TIFF Tiffany and Co, right? 11:44 Speaker 3 11:44 Speaker 3 Oh, what is it? 11:45 Speaker 2 Tiffany and Company. 11:47 Speaker 3 That's what I said. I just shortened it and we we're on a time crunch. 11:49 Speaker 2 Here, you didn't do it on purpose anyway, I I just, I just wanted to address it. I'm done with it. I'm not going to talk about it anymore. And if you people keep bringing me this stuff, OK, I'm going to stop talking about it because because I feel like now you got to call my wife to get the dirt and, and get the goods on these stories. 12:11 And I don't I don't, I'm not trying to bring her into this. You know, now she's a she's like a reporter as well. I mean, she's got to answer the phones and be like, oh, yeah, Chuck talked about that on the show. Yep, Yep. And and for all you women that are listening to this show just to get gossip, shame on you. OK, Shame on you. 12:28 All right, That's all I'm going to say. I You shouldn't rely on us to give you gossip. 12:32 Speaker 3 Yeah, and if Chuck doesn't want to do it, just send me all your dirty gossip stories and I'll bring him up too. If you're not happy with your husband, hit me up as well. I'm single too, so. 12:41 Josh Gibbs' Online Attacks and Chuck's Search for Answers Hold on, hold on, don't go too far because we can't stray on the other thing we got to address. 12:46 Speaker 3 What is that? 12:48 Speaker 2 OK, so I'm very upset right now. I'm very upset. 12:48 Speaker 2 OK, so I'm very upset right now. I'm very upset. And I'm going to use this microphone to go after one person and I'm going to and I'm naming names, baby. I'm naming names I. 12:59 Speaker 3 Don't care about this unless you told me last night when I was high. 13:02 Speaker 2 No, I didn't. This is this is So I got a phone call today. I saw it, you know, like hold on. I just realized I'm not charging my computer and if it dies, it would suck. I I saw something I've seen it a few times, but I didn't want to address it because I didn't want to shed light and I didn't want to give this person a bigger platform than they have right. 13:24 But there's a certain listener, OK, he's, he's, he's a listener that's been around for a long time. I've actually been really, really kind to this individual. I, I, I like him. I find him to be entertaining. He's come to some events. He's always commented on social media. He's always been someone that I felt like I had a good relationship with. 13:43 Well, somehow, someway over the last week, OK, this dude decided he's going to attack Chuck every time. Like he he'll he'll comment on every Spotify episode and be like Chuck's apos that stupid SOB and he's over there telling Brandon he's dumb. That piece of so you know, like like cussing me out on on on on Spotify, whatever. 14:04 So I'm going to say, I'm going to say this one time, my man Josh Gibbs. All right, I love you. I love you, but dude, you got it. You got to freaking leave like layoff Chuck, because I don't understand if it's like what it is right now. I don't, I don't understand the relationship you have with me right now because I don't know what I did, but it's hot. 14:22 I, I got three different calls today from people and they're like, hey, man, you're on social media yet I said no, Oh man, this dude's going after you hard. I'm like, I don't understand. Like I've, I've, I've met Josh, I've hung out with this listener like he's a nice, he's a nice guy to me. I, you know, I find him to be entertained. 14:39 I don't know what happened. Maybe he got mad after the last event when I was making fun of his hat thing. I don't know. But do you know what's up? 14:46 Speaker 3 Yeah, I think the first 13 minutes of the show explains it is he knows you can get under your skin and get a reaction because so can all these Buford moms as well. They they're. 14:54 Speaker 2 Like they're not under my skin, nobody's under my skin. 14:57 Speaker 3 Well, they give me a reaction. They're getting a reaction out of you. Well. 14:59 Speaker 2 They're not OK. It's not even a. 15:01 Speaker 3 Reaction You don't live like you have fuck you money. I don't have it, but it's called fake it till you make it. I got fuck you money is what I'm going to tell myself until that fuck you money comes and they know they it's not going to it's not going to stray me. You know, I'm not going to be like, Oh my God, why does Josh keep yelling at me? 15:15 Speaker 2 All right. Well, if that's the case, Josh, can you please attack Brandon next step? 15:19 Speaker 3 We do, we do need more comments. I would appreciate it. 15:19 Speaker 3 We do, we do need more comments. I would appreciate it. Do do one. Fuck you Chuck and then add another comment. Fuck you Brandon, that'd be great. Then we get 2 comments per post. That'd be great. 15:28 Speaker 2 Why not just do 2 to Brandon? 15:30 Speaker 3 That's fine too. Josh gives that your new. That's your new job. All right. Every day I need you to 10 separate death threats. Not too bad, no? 15:41 Speaker 2 Not dude, no, don't tell Josh because he might forget that he heard it. And then he just starts making them and then he he goes. I think I'm supposed to do that. 15:50 Speaker 3 Today, yeah, once and once he gets to like 75 death threats, he's like, all right, I'm going to kill him today. Like no dude, it's just a joke, all right, but you got to make him to where Spotify is going to allow him to go through. Say whatever you want, do it. 10 * 10 different comments all right. 16:04 Speaker 2 Worry that you take things too far. Like you just said that and like as you were saying it, I was kind of like laughing. I thought it was funny but it's only been 10 seconds and now I'm actually thinking that was a Do you need to bleep that out too? 16:16 Speaker 3 No, I don't think so. I'm fine. I'm rock with it. 16:16 Speaker 3 No, I don't think so. I'm fine. I'm rock with it. Why? Death threats are cool. You know, it's, it's interesting to see. What? What? 16:22 Speaker 2 People. Not if it's from a listener that comes to events. That's weird. I don't. 16:26 Speaker 3 Think he's going to actually kill me? You know, if he does, he'll be pulling people there. 16:29 Speaker 2 All right, well, Josh, if you decide to do that, I just want to let you know, man, I'm sorry for everything I said. I hope that hope that you can forgive me, man, like whatever I did to you. I just want to apologize and and Brandon deserves what he gets. So that's all I got to say to Josh. But seriously, go after Brandon. Like that's, that's I just, I don't get it. 16:46 I don't even do anything to to to infuriate this kid. And it's like, come on, he's got a beautiful family. He's just God. Anyway, I think that's that's all the stuff I need to address right now. 16:59 Speaker 3 OK, that's cool. 17:01 Heartbreak as Beloved Band 'The Vagabonds' Announces Split Oh, then. 17:01 Speaker 2 You want to know what else made my day Sad? OK. 17:04 Speaker 3 We got more to address. Go ahead. 17:05 Speaker 2 Did you see what happened with the vagabonds? Are you kidding me right now? 17:08 Speaker 3 Oh, yeah, they broke up. Yeah. Danny Allen said he's got to go do something else. So I mean that that happens. You know, bands break up and people move on and they travel and, you know, sometimes they get people pregnant and they got to take care of kids. I mean, I don't know the situation. I'm just saying things happen. So that's. 17:22 Speaker 2 Not what he did. He wants to spend more time with his family. So he broke up the band and but, but we did get Brian. Brian's going to come out of the show hopefully on Friday's episode, and we're going to talk about this. 17:32 Speaker 3 You know, I always consider a breakup when something really bad goes down, like they, you know, like an orgy started and they bang the wrong person or something, and then they all break up and they leave. They never want to be a part of it. But as far as I understand, it's just Danny's leaving the lead singer, correct? 17:46 Speaker 2 Yeah, well, Danny told. Because I texted, I texted Brian last night and I said hey, dude, like what's going on? Because, you know, I'm a huge, I'm a huge Vagabonds fan. I've always been a huge Vagabonds fan. I think they're a great band, great music and, and you know, I, I look forward to their new music. So when we had our last event, one of the reasons we had Danny come in was because he was all we could afford. 18:07 I mean, I wanted to get the whole band in, dude. I wanted to have the Vagabonds playing it. But it's $10,000 was the minimum they would do it, right? That's why I said, OK, well, if you can't have the whole band, how much is the lead singer? It's a 2K. So that's more in our wheelhouse, right? 18:23 You know, I'll be honest, I I said, well, how much is just the drummer, you know, Because I mean, I thought it was a good idea, but then I thought it through. That's kind of weird just to have Brian up there, just like, you know. 18:31 Speaker 3 I need someone singing yeah. 18:33 Speaker 2 Yeah, so I didn't hire Brian, but but yeah, so I, so I, I, I, I'm a huge fan. So when I see this, Tara's actually want to send it to me because I'm not on social media. And she said, hey, I know you're on social media this you need to know about this dude. It crushed me, crushed me because I just there's some bands I just really, really care about. 18:50 That's one of the bands I really like and we've gotten to know them and, you know, I just really like the band. So I texted Brian and I said, hey, like what happened? You know, is everything OK? You know, because I'm thinking, like you said, you know, maybe there was a affair that happened. Not that there's those, not that that goes on very often, but you know, maybe that's. 19:08 Speaker 3 They don't live in. Come on now. 19:10 Speaker 2 He's not. It's Buford. God, 1817. 19:10 Speaker 2 He's not. It's Buford. God, 1817. Jesus, you're freaking killing me right now. OK, Brandon, there's no way you're going to get all these edits. So anyway, I texted him say, hey, man, what happened? 19:26 So he texted me back and he said that Danny had reached out to the band and said, look, I'm on the road. We're on the road all the time. I want to spend more time with my wife and my kids. So they said, OK, that's cool. So he left the band. Now Brian did say, hey, we got something else in the works right now. 19:42 It's a pretty big deal, you know, I want to share it on the show. So so we're going to have him come on the show and share whatever it is they got going on, talk about the breakup. You know, I'm going to cry a little bit and then that's what's going to happen. But so hopefully that happens on Friday, but. 19:59 Speaker 3 Cool. 20:00 Branden's Frustration with Incompetent Septic and Irrigation Workers What a day. 20:01 Speaker 3 Yeah, it's been long, man. Me, Me and which and Ted out there working today. Damn, old a place up in Arbor Springs had to work at a house and I've, I've come to the conclusion you know it. It's not just the fact that I do sprinklers, but I I've come to the conclusion that everybody else that works in the yard besides a qualified sprinkler guy, even sprinkler guys can be bad. 20:19 But I I've come to the conclusion everyone else is a fucking idiot. All right, They these people had a sepic tank cleaned out, right? They cleaned out obviously. I mean, if you hit pipes and wires, there's nothing you can do about it. Just put them back together. These fucking idiots ripped up this shit and they there's nine wires that got ripped up didn't even attempt to fix them. 20:36 They buried them back in one wire sticking straight up out of the ground. The rest of the pipe is is is broke sticking up out of the ground. We finally got it all fixed. I mean, we were out there for a few hours, but that shit pisses me off, you know, and the customer is going to send that bill to the to, to the septate company. 20:53 And I'm, I'm going to charge more just for the fact that they try to cover it up and act like there was nothing wrong with it. Like, how the fuck do you not think that someone's going to figure out that this shit's broken? Like when they go turn on their sprinklers? I mean, why would you not just tell the customer like, Hey, we, we broke this. You want us to leave it open? 21:08 So, you know, we can, someone can fix it or, or maybe just use a little bit of common sense and fucking put it back together. I mean, it's not fucking rocket science. There's there's, there's a certain amount of pipes in the ground. They got to be connected to each other. You can see how they break. You can see how the wires break. But no, they're just fucking like an idiot. 21:24 I mean, I guess you don't really have to deal with that because you're taking shit off above the ground. And I mean, you're just busting the ground, but I mean, you do spray hydraulic fluid all over people's houses and shit. But you. 21:32 Speaker 2 Know I do not. 21:33 Speaker 3 You don't have. You don't have. 21:33 Speaker 3 You don't have. You don't have. What I'm saying is you don't have people fucking your shit up is what I'm saying. 21:38 Speaker 2 I mean, they have no I, but I've definitely, I've definitely destroyed my fair share of irrigation systems. I mean, that's and. 21:44 Speaker 3 What do you do? You just just bury them or you just not tell anybody. 21:47 Speaker 2 No, no, I've most of the time I go out and I look because it's always stump grinding and I tell the person I go, hey, man, like there's an irrigation system right here. And I say, so here's your here's your choices. AI grind it and I destroy it or BI don't do it. 22:03 And it's up to you. And they always say, yeah, let's go and grind it, Go, OK. And I grind it. And then when I'm done, it's just like, it's all like ripped and shredded. And I'm like, hey, I got this guy Brandon Thrasher. Give him a call, you know? And they never call you, apparently. But. 22:16 Speaker 3 Yeah, thank God, because I'm not going out to Beaufort or wherever, but Jesus. 22:20 Speaker 2 Christ, don't say it again. God help. 22:22 Speaker 3 Me, but no, I, I, I, it's just, it just blows my mind and customers like that, they're also idiots. Like why not just cut it off on both sides? Because it's going to be a lot harder to fix a pipe when you RIP it up and you're pulling it out of sockets and everything. Then we got to dig up the ground and figure out where it is. 22:38 And if you pull it out of a socket, can't reuse that socket. 22:38 And if you pull it out of a socket, can't reuse that socket. So we then we got to dig up even more shit. So you're just costing yourself more out there customers if you don't realize how expensive irrigation is till you start randomly fucking it up and then you got people coming through your yard tearing it up and covering it up. If you haven't worked on your yard and you have a sprinkling system that you use and care about, double check where they're digging. 22:57 I mean, they're, they hit it. I mean, that's that's likely people are going to they hit shit, that's fine. They they don't know how to dig properly to avoid hitting stuff. But yeah, just make sure they check it. I mean good God, because now you. 23:10 Speaker 2 You know, you get away from all this how Just lay like 15 ton of rock in your backyard. You ain't got to worry about it ever again. 23:17 Speaker 3 Until you finally do have a leak way deep down and you're digging through rocks for two days trying to get. I just had to say that I think most people that work in the yards are apparently they're idiots. I mean, I don't know what's going on here and I and I don't expect the septic tank company people to be smart enough to put it back together, but at least tell them be like, hey, the shit's broke. 23:35 Speaker 2 Oh, I yeah, it reminds me of another thing I need to address. So what I said the other day about my landscaper and drinking beer and stuff, I was just kidding. And he didn't do any of that. And I'm really sorry that he that he listens to the show and he heard that. And I just want to let him know he knows who he is. 23:52 I, I just want to let you know, man, I'm sorry. And I love you and you're a good landscaper and you're a good friend. And I didn't mean when I said on the show so. 24:00 Speaker 3 There we go, backtracking again. What the fuck? 24:01 Speaker 2 What do you want me to do? I dude, it's been a long two days, OK, And we recorded early yesterday, so I couldn't address any of this on yesterday's episode. I had to wait till today. 24:11 Chuck's Undercover Weed Pin Purchase and Listener Shoutouts I've been bottling it up OK, And I got, you know, I got to apologize to half of not going to say where the area is, but I got to right now. Jesus Christ, 2326, Brandon. 24:27 Speaker 3 Oh man, you don't even want to know what the title for this episode is going to be, no. 24:32 Speaker 2 It's not, it's. 24:34 Speaker 3 Not Bayham. Oh, but OK, yeah, that's that's about it. I also, I met a listener today. He probably don't want me to tell. See, I think about things before I say it. Believe it or not, sometimes when it, when it comes to protecting people that listen and we care about, I, I met a listener today and he gave me, he gave me a hell of a deal. 24:54 He gave me 8 pins for $50.00. I was like, hell yeah, I get in his car and he's like drinking a beer too. I'm like hell yeah. So what's the pin? A weed pin. 25:03 Speaker 2 Oh my God, yeah, I'm. 25:04 Speaker 3 Stocked up for like fucking two months now. Three months. 25:07 Speaker 2 What if he was an undercover cop? 25:10 Speaker 3 25:10 Speaker 3 Well, he sucks at his job. He didn't bust me. You. 25:14 Speaker 2 Don't even check, do you? 25:16 Speaker 3 No, I mean, I, I've known this listener before, so, but I'm not going to put, you know, his information out there. Of course not, you know. But luckily he didn't sell to you or you would have been telling his old wizard. 25:29 Speaker 2 It might have been like, yeah, so I don't want to see any details, but his address is 5246. 25:34 Speaker 3 Like I met him in his house. It looks like this, this nice blue over here in this cul deck off this road. So, oh, if you're like. 25:40 Speaker 2 Julie, his wife. Julie's great, yeah. 25:44 Speaker 3 If you let's do us you're on IO radio app, podcast or Spotify, be sure to lose a five star view and a follow helps out a good bit. It really does. We see y'all doing it all the time and we need to keep doing especially all these new people that love the gossip. Please leave us five star view and to follow. You know who you are. 25:59 You're right there in the we also got the Patreon. 26:02 Speaker 2 Brandon, come on man, stop doing it. It's not funny. 25-O7. 26:07 Speaker 3 We use that for paid advertising for the show and for damn that scary hookers, heroin, prostitutes. We're going to get a little more on the Patreon here in a minute. We also got the the website dailydoeshow.com or Americans for incest.com, whichever 1 you need. It'll get you to the same place. We get all the information about the the show, the events, the merch stores up there as well. 26:26 Michael, Jeremy does a good job running that. We appreciate it. Thank you very much. the Billboard situation, we actually just got information from, oh, Chris Eppling. 26:40 The Daily Dose Show's Battle for a Controversial Billboard Ad The guy's not answered him. Never mind. 26:43 Speaker 2 Doesn't matter, I have an update on that. 26:45 Speaker 3 Oh, you do? Oh, what's going on with your update? 26:47 Speaker 2 You're not going to believe this. What? So we had Dean from Carpet Depot on. Oh, yeah. Was it last week? Right. And so anyway, Dean, remember, he had to go in and talk to the advertising company about the actually here what's. 27:04 Speaker 3 Going on look. 27:05 Speaker 2 What I got? 27:07 Speaker 3 It's a great day to get laid at Carpet Depot. Nice. 27:10 Speaker 2 So he sees me, he gives me those and he, you know, whatever. 27:10 Speaker 2 So he sees me, he gives me those and he, you know, whatever. And he said, hey, I showed, I showed your Brandon's billboard to the advertising company and I said, hey, would you guys put this on a billboard? And guess what? They said fuck no, absolutely we would. 27:27 Really. Yeah. So Dean got me the guy's information. So I'm going to call them and I'm going to say, hey, like what? We don't care. We want the cheapest billboard you can get us. We just need 1 billboard, right? We don't care where it's at. You. 27:38 Speaker 3 Just need like two people to see it and hopefully one of those out of the two know how to use social media. 27:44 Speaker 2 Exactly. So anyway, so I'm calling them tomorrow. But according to Dean, the advertising company that's busting his balls about it's a good day to get laid is OK with Iran and Iraq's number one comedy podcast, explosive comedy. So I, I don't know, I guess because we don't have seven other carpet depots that we are working with, they're very much like, yeah, this is awesome. 28:05 Yeah, for your podcast. This is great. Fuck, I don't care. So anyway, so we have that now. We don't have that lead. And then of course, you know Mark's boss, Crazy Mark's boss said that he would pay for the Billboard, but we have to put on their producer, Crazy Mark, and that was kind of a non starter for us. 28:22 Because I'm just kidding. 28:22 Because I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Oh my God, it's a joke. 28:27 Speaker 3 That blew the whole entire deal up. We were like, so no, that's good. That's that's good news. I'm very happy about that. I've not heard from my contacts. So hopefully this marketing company knows what the fuck they're doing. And yeah, do they own their own billboards or are they going to try to get this passed through someone else? 28:43 Like, well, just go ahead and tell them like, Lamar's not going to like it. This guy on Facebook's not going to like it. Saving outdoors, probably not going to like it. So good luck. 28:52 Speaker 2 It sounds like they run the digital billboards. 28:56 Speaker 3 Oh, OK. I guess that's OK. 28:59 Speaker 2 I mean, it's what it's what we got, you know what I mean? Like then they're probably going to give us a 2 second spot. It's like 1-2 gone, you know, no bastards, but whatever. You got to start somewhere and as long as we have somebody has social media and we can get that 2 seconds of us out there, you know, whatever and then. 29:14 Speaker 3 Yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 29:16 Brainstorming Crazy and Painful Patreon Subscriber Challenges Cool. All right, awesome. And the the Patreon, I talked to Chuck today earlier about that. So I think we're going to do like incentives on to get more people subscribe at the, you know, subscribe in general and the higher tier, you know, I thought at $1010.00 subscribers, we would let Mousetrap snap on our nuts. 29:36 And Chuck's like, how about just you? I'm like, so I'm getting all the money. He's like, no, but I already have urologist problems. Like, yeah, but you already have a contact for a urologist. You can keep you, you know, keep you in the loop. You can FaceTime her while you're doing it or something. And then if something goes wrong, she'll tell you what to do. But pretty much we're just trying to come up with incentives on like, you know, hit 100, hit 200, hit 3045750A thousand. 29:58 Speaker 2 But you have DFU money, I don't, so you should be the one that does all this stupid stuff and then we both reap the rewards. That's just how. 30:07 Speaker 3 That works. 30:08 Speaker 2 Dude, OK, let me ask you a question. If we had 1000 subscribers at $10 a piece, which by the way we know how many people listen, this is not crazy for us to get $10 a month from each of you, OK? Not even each of you, 1/4 of you, if 1/4 of you give $10 a month, we hit this now that happens, Brandon, and you're making $5000 a month in Patreon. 30:36 You wouldn't let a mousetrap or scrotum. 30:39 Speaker 3 I will if you do it too. 30:40 Speaker 2 Why do Why? Why does it got to be me too? I don't understand. You're going to do it either way. 30:44 Speaker 3 All right, sounds good. 30:44 Speaker 3 All right, sounds good. All right, so I will. I'll do the scrotum thing with the mousetrap if Chuck agrees to bathe with piranhas. Little bit of blood. There's a little nick on your foot. How about that? 30:56 Speaker 2 OK, hold on. Now you're you're doing something that I would. OK, how about this? I'll agree it's. 31:03 Speaker 3 Got to be painful or very embarrassed. 31:06 Speaker 2 Does it have to? Does it have to involve an animal? 31:09 Speaker 3 Preferably Nope. I don't think you can have sex with it though. 31:17 Speaker 2 And dude, can I just like, eat a snake or something? 31:19 Speaker 3 Live. 31:20 Speaker 2 No, I was going to cook it. 31:22 Speaker 3 Oh, I put AI put AI put a snake about this long in my mouth one time, let it swirl around, then I spit it out. You can do that. You get like a long oh, oh, you can do like those people in the circles do with the sword. Swallow the whole snake and then let it crawl back up. 31:33 Speaker 2 All right, I got it. I got it. 31:33 Speaker 2 All right, I got it. I got it. For that many subscribers, I'll go to H Mart and I'll get a bunch of crawfish and we'll and I will let them pinch my nipples. 31:43 Speaker 3 That's boring. It's got to be something painful and embarrassing, you know what I mean? 31:50 Speaker 2 It can't be embarrassing because anything you get me to do is going to get me banned from half the stuff I want to do in my life. OK, Like what? I don't know. Like, I don't know, coaching children, OK, I can't go out there and do any of the stuff you're talking about and be a good influence and a good role model for these boys. So I have to do something that's respectable and cool and you want? 32:10 Speaker 3 You want morals or money? 32:12 Speaker 2 How about this? How about this? Remember we did the 100 cream pies? 32:17 Speaker 3 Yeah. 32:18 Speaker 2 What if I do 200? 32:22 Speaker 3 Can one of them actually have nut in them? You won't. 32:25 Speaker 2 Know no see God? Why? Why no? 32:29 Speaker 3 It's got to be something where people are going to be like, yes, I'm going to throw $10 to this a month until we hit that thousand. And then once we hit the thousand, we got to keep it up with crazy shit every month so. 32:39 Speaker 2 OK, I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll tell you what I'll do. 32:39 Speaker 2 OK, I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll grow my hair out for six months. 32:44 Speaker 3 No man, just let it grow however it is. 32:48 Speaker 2 Do you know how terrible that would be? I have the biggest bald spot right in the middle. I would never be able to take a hat off and Megan would never sleep with me for six months. It would be terrible. 32:58 Speaker 3 Yeah, but think how much money we'll make. 32:59 Speaker 2 That's what I'm saying, hey, I'll do it for if we get 1000 subscribers at $1010.00 a piece, I will grow my hair out for six months. 33:09 Speaker 3 Nice and what? All right, So what are the do I have to get like nuts, mouse traps on the nuts like once a month because I'm not doing it every day. I'm having a freaking sperm before this too. 33:23 Speaker 2 I think just doing 1 is enough. That's painful, man. 33:28 Speaker 3 Yeah, but we got to, we got to maintain. We don't want it to hit and then boom, everyone falls. So we got to keep. So listeners, come up with some ideas of things you want us to do at at the 1000 tier level. Some crazy shit, painful, embarrassing, whatever you got, whatever. 33:43 If you would, you would say I would fucking pay $10 to watch that. And it's going to help us out and we'd appreciate it. It's going to pay for our billboards and it's going to pay us some money too. So that way when a truck fucking drama club over here fucking tries to kill them, at least I have some money to be like fuck you because I got to edit like a motherfucker apparently on this episode. 34:04 We'll see if I get the bleeps in the right place, but we'll try. 34:07 Speaker 2 56788 beeps so far, that's good job. 34:10 Speaker 3 Yeah, we'll see. 34:11 Why Tiger Woods' DUIs Are Different from an Average Person's All right, we'll go and get Duke Daily Dosa Dumb news. 34:17 Speaker 2 Your 34:39 done. 34:39 Speaker 3 Tiger Woods had two opioid pills in pocket. Old police. He was looking at his phone before his crash and then he entered a not guilty plea Tuesday in his DUI case. So Tiger Woods once again flips his car and gets a DUI. 34:54 I've never known someone to get so many DU is by flipping your car. Like I don't understand how this is possible. He keeps fucking flipping them. I mean one that one a few years ago. Well he's had what, 3 rollovers now? The bad one was back in 2020 I think when he fell off in Beverly Hills and fell like 20 feet or something but fucked his leg up and then now he's done it again. 35:15 This one didn't look as bad. I think he just flipped on his side and he gets out. But is you know, when Tiger Woods gets a DY, people are just like cool, you know who gives a shit like oh man, poor Tiger Woods. I mean it's almost like kind of like it's it's part of who he is just known for getting DYS and flipping cars. 35:32 But I mean, at that point and cheating on his wife, but at that point, does it really matter? I mean, he's got more money than any than God. And he's one of the he's the most popular famous golfer ever. He's half black, half Asian or third black, third Asian, third white. So he hits the top three races, I guess. 35:49 I mean, he just kind of does what he wants. And I don't think he's going to really face any repercussions from this. Is he like, what point do you get to where you get a DY and people are like, who cares? It's fucking Tiger Woods or who cares? It's so and so. 36:00 Speaker 2 What's What's Tiger Woods net worth? 36:03 Speaker 3 I'm guessing I'm. 36:05 Speaker 2 Going to say 210 million. 36:08 Speaker 3 Guessing like 800 million net worth 1.5 billion. All right, I was close. 36:14 Speaker 2 I would have, I would be so reckless with 1.5 billion. Like, like you know, they, they say that they, I guess everybody keeps telling Tiger, hey, you need a driver, you need a driver and he's going, I don't want a driver. Well, guess what? When you have $1.5 billion, you don't have to have a driver. 36:31 You just get every week. Do whatever you want, dude. You do. He's never going to serve jail time. He's a billionaire. He's never going to serve jail time. He's got attorneys that would get him off for murder. OK? There's no way this dude ever goes to jail. And he has what we talked about earlier. 36:48 He has a few money. So I'm not, I'm not hating on Tiger Woods. I mean, hey, we all make mistakes sometimes 5-6 times, you know? But it's the money man. The money has made him not care. He doesn't care. 37:03 Speaker 3 But what, what, what makes it, what makes it to where people don't care? Because I know a buddy that I know I don't hang out with him often, but he just got his third DUI also, you know, but he's, you know, he's working construction and he ain't got no money. And he, he does the same thing too. He flips the car every time he gets a DUI or totals it as well. So he's, he's close to Tiger Woods in that aspect, but he doesn't have the golf ability or the money. 37:21 So at what point are they like, oh, this is just the redneck guy who let's get drunk and flip his truck versus oh, this is Tiger Woods. That's cool, man. He can flip an Aston Martin every week and get the DUI. We don't care. 37:31 Speaker 2 Well, that's it. I mean, it's the money, you know, the, the, the poor guy, I mean, he's out there, he's just a degenerate, right? He's just a degenerate. He's going out there, he's flipping cars, he's getting DUI because he's just an idiot. But it's hurting him, not helping him. Tiger Woods, I hate to say it, he's growing the John Daly fan base. 37:49 Like I, you see all these guys out there on the freaking on the courts now and they have his mug shot on their shirt that says free Tiger. And he's he's growing that fan base with all these DU is at this point, it's almost orchestrated where they're going, Hey, Tiger, you want to gain, you want to grant, you know, gain another 10,000 followers on Instagram. 38:08 You want to gain some fans and and golf, go get a DUI. And he's like, I don't want to do it with alcohol because I'll fill in FST, do it with barbiturates or do it with whatever. And he does it and then he passes the FSTS. That's what tells me he passed the FSTS, he passed the breathalyzer, and they still arrest him for DUI. 38:27 There's no way he goes to jail. He's just going to say, hey, I accidentally took 2 pills. It's my bad, you know, I mean, what are they going to say? 38:34 Speaker 3 I I like how he said he was looking at his phone so he just gets that $100 fucking hands free violation and that's probably like 1/4 of a penny to him. 38:42 Speaker 2 Yeah, you had to fight. You had to fight it in court because you couldn't afford it. 38:46 Speaker 3 No, I could, I just got it out for free. I mean, it was just, I had to bring a hands free device up there. It was like $100 ticket, but I just brought that up there. But no, and I'm I'm surprised that he used hydrocodones. You know, that I don't know are are hydros in at the moment because I remember when I was in school, I was, it was, it was big pills were big, you know, lots of hydros, lots of oxys, lots of zans, lots of perks, pretty much all the pills that was very popular when I was in high school. 39:12 So is he, is he just an OG or is he just are? Are the pills coming back around? 39:17 Speaker 2 I think hydro's the only one you really get prescribed now. I haven't had a Percocet since 2001. And then what was the other one that was big oxy? I haven't had one of those since 98. And now, no, I'm saying like with no, I'm saying with, with, with surgeries, jerk. 39:33 Speaker 3 Like, Oh yeah, that that year 98, that was great. 39:35 Speaker 2 Oxy No, I well, 'cause I remember that's when I got my wisdom teeth pulled and I went home and as soon as I left, I'm not, I'm dude, I'm 19, I'm 20 years old. And they let me, they released me to a group of three buddies, which is the dumbest thing. 39:51 I don't know how it's legal. And I'm, I'm in there, I get my wisdom teeth pulled and they, they walk me out. My three buddies are there and they're like, hey, absolutely no alcohol or anything for 48 hours. And they're like, OK, yes, ma'am, yes, ma'am. We get in the car. 40:07 I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm out of it. And they have a whole bottle of Oxys and they're like, yo dude, let's go back and let's take all these oxys and freaking drink and I'm over there like out of it. I'm like, no, I need the oxys for pain, you know? And they're like, no, you don't. 40:22 So they stole all my Oxys and freaking took them that night and I'm over there like trying to come down from wisdom tooth surgery. I'm like, what is going on? So I think Oxys went away when all the stuff happened with that whole. You saw the movie on that, right? 40:38 Speaker 3 Oh, a dream, that one it. 40:41 Speaker 2 Was something like that where they were talking about the oxy market and how they. 40:44 Speaker 3 How they got their dream. 40:46 Speaker 2 Yes, yes. And then after that it was the was the other on Percocet kind of fell into that group and now hydrocodone's all like Megan just had a surgery on her foot and they gave her, I don't know, 20 or 30 hydrocodones. 41:01 Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah, they're, they're pretty good. 41:01 Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah, they're, they're pretty good. You know, I don't tell you anymore, but what, what got me thinking, you know, is Tiger still doing them? This is what when I was in school. What are are you worried there's going to be like some kind of new crazy drug by the time your kids are like in high school or what drug would you want them to be on? 41:17 Speaker 2 So I saw that amphazine is a big drug right now and it's I can't remember what it does. It does something it's it's called Amphazine AM pH EZYNEI believe amphazine. 41:35 Speaker 3 Says amphazine appears to be a misspelling of amphetamine, a central nervous system stimulant. 41:40 Speaker 2 No, no, no, no, no. I don't think they're going to come up with a new one. I tell you what, I'm I think I'm more afraid of the natural ones, the ones that they say aren't bad for you, like peyote. Peyote would be one that or what's the stuff that Aaron Rodgers is doing? 41:52 Speaker 3 Yeah, that's peyote, Yeah. 41:54 Speaker 2 See, that's, you know, oh, it's natural. So it's OK. You could probably still die, you know, and just, I'm just hope my kids don't get on any of that stuff. I'll tell you, you ain't got to worry about. You ain't got to worry about smoking. I had this conversation with this girl that we we brought on today. 42:09 She was riding with me and I said, so when was the last time you saw somebody smoking a cigarette? She's like, not really anybody. I said I know, I think, I think cigarettes are not cool anymore. 42:20 Speaker 3 It's all vaping. Yeah. Everyone's vaping now. 42:20 Speaker 3 It's all vaping. Yeah. Everyone's vaping now. You can do it so much easier, you know, you ain't got to step out. You don't smell like ass, you know, when you get done smoking. Yeah, I think. But, you know, we don't know a lot what's in vapes, and they're coming from China and shit, so arguably it might be worse, but it smells better and it's easier to do and it doesn't taste bad. 42:36 There's not any tar or anything. But yeah, vaping's real big in the schools for sure, but just easier, you know, I mean, we talked about that story the other day. They have fucking vape sensors in the bathroom. That's crazy. That's like fucking, you know, I don't know, It's like. 42:48 Speaker 2 I don't know how you do. I don't know how you have those. I got. What does it pick up on? 42:52 Speaker 3 I guess it's the density of the the vapor, I don't know. Or extra water molecules or something. I have no idea how it works. That's. 42:58 Speaker 2 Weird. 42:59 Analyzing the Pointless 'No Kings' Protests and Lack of Agenda But yeah, so all right, next huge crowds gathered nationwide for 3rd no Kings Day protests. We got, we got more protests. Apparently there was some down here in Noonan. 43:15 They had a turn out of like 1000 people, I think. So 1000 people in the county care. But you know, I think I said we talked about protests for if you want to do it, fine. You know, that's your right to do it no matter what you're protesting for. Me and Chuck, I believe both find it dumb. It's not, it's not a good look. But this one, this is their third protest, and we don't know what they want. 43:34 It's not like they're saying Trump's a king, OK, What do you want to do about it? I mean, they're not saying like a pit impeach or a Victoria or anything like that. And the problem with this with me is people, you got to remember how he got here. You had Joe Biden trying to run against him and then after that final fucking debate where he just fell apart instead of finding someone qualified, they're like, don't call him Kamala in there. 43:58 So really, if if anybody's to blame, it's the Democratic Party, you fucked yourself because there was no other person to run against Trump that y'all put that you knew was going to be have any competence running against him. I it makes no sense to me. So that's the first problem. Second off, what do we, what, what's the solution here? 44:15 You're not asking for a solution. You're, you're just saying you're just bitching about it. I mean, you're not going to be able to change it. Why not say, you know, amendment? So, so and so let's, let's get this passed. Let's get this passed in the in the House and the Congress, whatever, so we can prevent something like this from whatever it may be. 44:30 But I don't understand it, you know, what's going on here. 44:32 Speaker 2 I, I'm going to say, and I'm not, I'm not being pro Trump here, all right? I'm not because I, I, I look at this with Biden too. I look at this with Barack Obama, all of them, anybody that this, this, no, King's protest is the dumbest. 44:49 I mean, I hate to say, oh God, I got to be careful. I there's, there's dumb protests that are out there. OK, really dumb ones. All right. 44:57 Speaker 3 Dumber than BLM or less dumb? More dumb or less dumb than BLM? That George. 45:00 Speaker 2 Ford I'm not bringing that up either. I'm not going to talk about I don't want to get I don't want to get yelled at, but I'm going to say this. It's so dumb because you literally live in a country where you are doing a no King's protest because you're saying and we have a king, we have a king and it doesn't matter. 45:18 It could be Biden and you're saying no kings and yet you have law enforcement that is out there protecting you while you do the protest. If you live in a country that has law enforcement available to protect you so you can do a protest news alert, you don't live in a country with a king. 45:42 It's, it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard where these people are out there like no kings, no kings. And the law enforcement's protecting them from bystanders. We do not live in a country that has a king. We do not live in a country that has any type of communism or dictatorship. 45:58 And that goes for both sides. I didn't, I didn't think we lived in one with Biden. I don't think we live in one with Trump. I don't think we ever will because we're so Uber aware of that. But these idiots, it's like, dude, what are you doing with your time? Like you said, they don't even have an agenda. 46:14 Like like I, we've been doing this show for a year, a little over a year. If me and Brandon wanted to put together a protest right now, I promise you the first thing we would start with is an agenda and say, hey, what do we want here? 46:29 We want people to go to this website. What else do we want? 46:29 We want people to go to this website. What else do we want? What else? We want the Billboard. We want this. OK, How do we get it? We fight, we say we do, right? We build these signs, we do this, whatever. We don't block traffic because that's bad. We don't fight cops stupid. 46:45 We don't, you know, incite a riot. Not a good look, right? It's just crazy to me. These these people are just idiots. So anybody that's out there protesting, if you if we have any, I just want one protester. I you know, if I talk about an affair, I got 100 people calling. 47:01 OK, But if I asked for one protester to call and talk to us, I get nothing but crickets. Give us a call. I just want to pick your brain. 47:09 Speaker 3 Yeah, it's, it's, it's one of those things. It's like I think the next time they have one of these protests, I don't ever know when they're going on either. I'm not like the clicks or the groups or the telegrams or whatever the hell it is that we got to be a part of to figure out. 47:19 Speaker 2 Telegrams. 47:21 Speaker 3 Oh, it's an app, but yeah. 47:23 Speaker 2 Oh, I thought it was a what is that called? 47:26 Speaker 3 That's a Telegram. 47:26 Speaker 3 That's a Telegram. Now the app's called Telegram. It's a messaging app too. But no, I'm just kind of like, I think the next one I'm I'm gonna bring in Americans for incest.com, sign out there and see how many people I piss off out there 'cause this is my belief and I have a right to protest. So I will be out there with Americans for Incest scientists to incite, not violence, but incite division. 47:48 There we go. That's a That's a good way to Can we, can we? 47:50 Speaker 2 Can we do a social experiment? 47:52 Speaker 3 What? Yeah. Oh, I love those. Yeah. 47:54 Speaker 2 I want Michael Germany to come up with an Americans for incest.com shirt and put it in the merch shop and see if any of them sell because I promise you, you will never see a human being wearing that in public. 48:10 Speaker 3 That's why it's funny because because people are worried, you know, I, I say this all the time before, you know, people think what I say often, I know they do. They just can't let these thoughts and ideas or questions coming out of their mouth because they have jobs, they have families, they have friends that they're scared of offending or they're scared of losing their job or their position, their place, because they're, they're kind of stuck. 48:28 So I'm their voice form and that's why I, you know, if you want me to, I'll wear Americans for Incest shirt to, I don't know, next rally or whatever the fuck's going on. 48:36 Speaker 2 What rally? What rally you going to? 48:38 Speaker 3 No kings rally, I guess I don't know how often they're doing them, but I will go to the one of those. That's fine. But I'll go ahead and say this Democratic Party, you better start looking for a quality candidate. It better not be a woman because I'm just saying, if you look at the past four elections, women ain't winning. Even if you hate the guys so much, Mary Kay ain't picking a woman. 48:56 That's that's just facts. I mean, I'm not I'm not saying that you look at the data and that's the truth. So all right, well, if you're Tiger, you can drink and drive and flip your car. That's cool. If you're my buddy at work in the construction company, people just look down on you. So don't do it. And no kings, please tell us what we're trying to get accomplished here. 49:12 I mean, I would like to, you know, expand on it. Maybe here's some ideas, but we don't know what you want. You just got billboards that just say they just got like, you know, comedy sayings on him, like he wants to be a king, but he's, you know, he was a peasant or something. I'm like, OK, what are we trying to do here? 49:28 Chuck's New Employee's Past Waffle House Dine-and-Dash Confession I don't understand. But all right, we'll go and get into what the Chuck. What the Chuck? Yeah. You want to Chuck me? Chuck you real hard. Chuck me, Chuck me. Chuck me. Chuck me. I'm full of Chuck. 49:43 Oh Chuck, Chuck it real. 49:46 Speaker 2 Good. What the Chuck? 49:46 Speaker 2 Good. What the Chuck? All right, man. So I need your help. I, we, we were looking at hiring a girl on the, on the on the on the crew, right? And it's not really. 50:00 Speaker 3 The crew. 50:01 Speaker 2 The the tree to cut trees. 50:03 Speaker 3 00. 50:04 Speaker 2 It's not really to be on the crew, but she goes out with them and she, she walks around the neighborhood and, you know, she's. 50:11 Speaker 3 She's watching her boobs and. 50:12 Speaker 2 I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say all that, but she's but you know, she's, I mean, she's, you know she's. 50:18 Speaker 3 You got a picture? 50:19 Speaker 2 I don't want to say she's a six because I'll get blown up, but let's just say she's a six, OK, 77, OK, in case she listens to the show. She's a freaking Ted. I don't, I don't know. I don't have to say here this is. 50:28 Speaker 3 Terrible. 50:29 Speaker 2 Naked. I'm not talking about that. Why are you even going down that road? Jesus? So anyway, so she's riding me today and we're, you know, we're doing training and you know, we're doing this and doing that. I'm letting her do this. I'm showing her the guys and showing her how to do all that. So I say, and I want, I want to know what you would do in this situation. 50:48 So I go, I go, hey, where you from? You know, she tells me, well it just so happens to be 1 town over from where we're at in Atlanta. So it's cool. So I said, hey, I'm going to take you to brunch. I said, do you have anywhere you want to go? And she's like, I don't care anywhere you want to go. 51:05 I said, OK, so I pull into a Waffle House, right? And she won't. She sits in the truck for a second and she goes, so I should probably, I should probably tell you something. I go, what? And she goes, So about six months ago, I dined and dashed at this Waffle House. 51:27 I go, what? She goes, yeah, I said, OK, well, why? You know, And she goes, well, you know, I didn't have money at the time and I just came in here and ate. And then I and a dash and I said, well, did you do it a lot? 51:42 She goes, I did it a lot. I said so and I'm sitting here, I'm like, I don't know what to do because I mean, she's she's essentially hired at this point. How? 51:49 Speaker 3 About I say don't let her pick up checks. 51:52 Speaker 2 So, so I, I, I just said, I said, you know what I said, I'm sure they're not going to remember you. Like, like, what are the chances they remember you at this, at this Waffle House? And she goes pretty good, I think. And I go, no, no, you're good, man, you're good. I said, let's just, let's just go get some food. 52:07 I said, just out of curiosity, what did you order? Because I'm thinking if we go in and they do remember her, you know what I mean? They're going to go. She owes X and then I got to pay it kind of right. I feel like I'm kind of on the hook for this. So I finally talk her into going in. 52:26 We walk in and this guy, Oh my God, what's his name? Claiborne. Claiborne, He was, he was a very gay black gentleman. He was one of the best waiters I've ever had in Waffle House, right? And he's like, he's like, sit wherever you guys want to sit. Oh my God, you know, So we sit down and, and you know what, we're talking, we're we're talking about life and we're talking about work. 52:47 And she's asking me questions and everything, but she's you can tell she's on edge, right? So Claiborne comes over and he's like, you know, what do you guys want to eat? And I said, oh, give me a coffee, original Grand Slam, two eggs over medium, you know, blah blah. And I give him a whole order. 53:01 Speaker 3 Just like coffee, black. Just like you. 53:03 Speaker 2 No, I did not say that. So so she gets ready to order and and he goes, do you need a minute? And she's like, whoops, she's taking her time, taking her time. And finally she's like, yeah, I'll do the sausage Patty melt or whatever. He's like, OK, so he walks away. 53:20 So I said, well, I said, what did you order when you came in? She goes, I ordered a sausage and made cheese biscuit. I said, oh, I said, how much was that? It was like, it was like 4 bucks, right? It was like 4 or 5 bucks. And so we're having this conversation about her dining and dashing and you know, she's like, I just, I just, you know, I feel so bad about it. 53:39 And I said, you know what you should do? We should tell Claiborne that you dine and dashed and you should pay him back right now. That'd be like a a good move. And she's like, dude, I really don't want to do that. And I said, OK, we'll wait till we're done eating. So we eat our food and and I said, go tell Claiborne that you dine and dashed and you know what happened and, you know, pay him back. 54:01 It's it's 5 bucks. It's 4 bucks, whatever. So she's like, OK, so she gets up and she's going up to the register, Claiborne standing there and she just like darts to the right and goes to the bathroom like this chick, you know, So at this point, I don't know what to do. I'm like, maybe she's not the right fit. 54:18 How? 54:18 Speaker 3 Old is she? 54:20 Speaker 2 2028. 54:21 Speaker 3 Oh my God. And she would dine in Dashing last week. 54:24 Speaker 2 Six months ago. It was six months ago. Oh, God. 54:24 Speaker 2 Six months ago. It was six months ago. Oh, God. OK, but it was the same Waffle House. So I'm like, gosh, let's check, you know, what are the chances? So anyway, so I go up and I got the bill and I'm like, I'm not, I'm going to pay for this chick's food. I'm not going to make her buy her food. She just started so so I'm talking to Claiborne and I said, hey, do you guys get a lot of diamond pastures in here? 54:45 And he goes, Oh my God. He's like, so we had identical twins come in like a week ago, two boys. OK, They come in, they sit down and I know what they're doing. I'm watching them. OK. And then I have another customer that's trying to order, but I'm not even looking at them because I know their order. I know it by heart because they was ordered the same thing. 55:02 But I'm watching the other identical twin because the other one's already in the truck. He gets ready to leave, and I go, excuse me, Sir, you need to pay for your fee, OK? And it all hell breaks loose. OK, all hell. And I was like, OK, cool. So what's the punishment if somebody dines and dashes? 55:17 He's like, they are banned from every Waffle House in America, and we all know who they are. We send out pictures. We have a list of names and pictures. So Sproke comes out of the bathroom, right? And I'm thinking to myself, all right, so if I turn her in and she's ever with me again, I won't be allowed in here, right? 55:34 Like I mean I got. 55:35 Speaker 3 To think about this now, I'm involved and I love waffles. 55:38 Speaker 2 So I'm sitting there and she walks up and she goes, Sir, I'm going to. I need to let you know. And I was like that. The food was good. Yeah. Food was great. Food was great. Good job. I'm going to leave you an extra tip. So anyway, so I'll give him a big tip. Everything's good. We leave Waffle House. She does not confess her sins. 55:53 My question for you, do I keep her employed? 55:57 Speaker 3 That's. 55:59 Speaker 2 That's where I'm like, I don't because I'm like, what are the chances? 56:02 Speaker 3 I think now next time you go back to that waffle, they're gonna have your face posted. Since you're an accomplice with her, you know your associated. 56:07 Speaker 2 Talking about it, I paid. I paid extra. I gave Clayborne a freaking 40% tip. Now granted, my bill was only 18 bucks, right? But I gave a great tip. 56:15 Speaker 3 Yeah. What was she doing? 56:15 Speaker 3 Yeah. What was she doing? How'd she get in the scenario where she was, I didn't have any money and she was dining and I mean, was she doing a bunch of heroin and crack and spending all our money on that? Was she horn herself? Was she a coke whore? Was she a prostitute? I mean, what's going on here? 56:29 Speaker 2 But here's here's here's what I got from it. It happened at like, this is what kind of gave me pause. It happened at 56:45 I mean, I just don't know if you do that on your first day, like tell your trainer that you're dining and dashing at the exact restaurant that they took you to. Like, what are the chances of that? So she must be like a serial diner and Dasher, right? 56:58 Speaker 3 Yeah, and maybe she, you know, it's funny how she didn't know you like Waffle House. She, I love this place called Waffle House. She ever had it? She said. Oh my. 57:07 Speaker 2 God dude, you should have seen her face. It was like she was petrified. She's like, oh God, she. 57:12 Speaker 3 Had IBS and it fucked her stomach up and she'd be farting the whole time if you ate there and took you to like Indies or something. 57:18 Speaker 2 No, she messed up because I said where do you want to go for brunch and she said I don't care and and we were literally a 10th of a mile away from the Waffle House. She died and dashed. She should have said anywhere but Waffle House, right? But she didn't and so I chose it and that's what screwed her. But I just, I don't know man. 57:34 I don't have a feel about. 57:34 Speaker 3 It I mean, what are you going to have her doing? You're not going to have her around money, are you? I. 57:39 Speaker 2 Mean well, yeah, she'd be collecting checks and everything else. Why? 57:43 Speaker 3 I mean, they're not they're not to her name though. They're just giving her blank checks, right? 57:48 Speaker 2 A lot of people paying cash. 57:50 Speaker 3 Oh yeah, that's not good. 57:52 Speaker 2 That's what I'm saying that's why. But I don't want to fire her because she died in dash at one Waffle House. But I'm also going what are the chances it was 1 all? 57:59 Speaker 3 Right, yeah. So First off, you've got to obviously you got to have her. You got her to parade around with her tits out, try to sell more jobs and be more friendly. That's a smart move. Better than having a, you know, 40 year old Mexican man that smells like tree and bar oil. Do it. But yeah, I, I, I know why you got her and it man, it makes sense. 58:14 It's a good business move. Same same reason people have women as their voicemail, you know, audio I, you know, maybe a plant like a $20 bill somewhere like in a truck. 58:25 Speaker 2 Test either. 58:26 Speaker 3 See if she takes it or not. If she does, then you'd be like, look, I got proof that you stole with this $20. It's actually, you know, and I know that's my $20.00. I wrote down the serial number, you know, you got to do that. And yeah, that's how I would go about it. Before you let her handle any money. Let's see, see how she does with her tits out getting jobs and then maybe upgrade her to to, you know, collected money 'cause I. 58:47 You probably don't have a long line of women that want to work at a tree company, do you? 58:50 Speaker 2 You know what's weird is I've went through oh that came out wrong. I have. I have hired about 3 chicks to do this job. 59:00 Speaker 3 When when did? 59:01 Speaker 2 None of them, none of them last very long. They all last about a month or two. 59:04 Speaker 3 Oh yeah, dude, I had one chick that it, it was my buddy's. It was my buddy's sister's friend. We were over at her house and talking and she was like, that stuff's not hard. She's like, I could do it and I'm like, all right, well, we got to move 4 valves tomorrow. You want to come? You want a job? She's like, yeah, I'll, I'll work here all summer, like all right, take her out there. 59:21 Mailers want to work because she was hot too, but got her out there. She was working with my other buddy that I had working for me, checked on him, came back at lunch. I can already tell she was fading. And then at the very end of the day I took was taking her back to the house because she had met me at the house to draw, you know, so I could take her to work. 59:38 She she fell asleep on the way home. It's like a 10 minute ride. She get in there. I'm like, all right, I'll see you tomorrow. She's like, OK. And then she texted me like like 2 hours later after I told her where we're going. She's like, actually, I, you know, I don't think this is me. You know, I'm not cut out for this. I was like, I told you it was too hard. 59:54 She's like, no, it's not hard. I just, I just don't like it, you know? Like hardness sucks ass. I understand it. But you know, if you ain't got no skills, you're out here digging. 1:00:03 Speaker 2 All right, so here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to hope that's up to all the dosers out there. If anybody is a woman and you want to sell tree work and you sell a job, I don't care what it is, I'll give you 10% of every job you sell. So you think about that. 1:00:18 You sell a job for 1000 bucks, you just made 100 bucks cash, right? Sell a job for 5000. You just made 1250 cash that day and the guys can cut it that day. It's not hard work. It's just about being brazen enough to walk through a neighborhood and knock on doors and be like, hey, what's up, what's up, right? 1:00:37 But it's hard to hire those chicks because those chicks don't want to go out and do that. 1:00:42 Speaker 3 Also 10% you're not getting paid 1250 or what do you say for 5000 that'd be $500.00 for a $5000 job. 1:00:48 Speaker 2 Oh, that's right, 'cause I'm, yeah, I'm keeping five. I'm keeping 10%. Yeah, So you only. Yeah, my bad. Yeah, but it's 10 percent, 10%. 1:00:55 Speaker 3 10%, yeah. So they get 500. So you sell a $10,000 job, you get 1000. So yeah. So bigger the tits, harder you are. Probably sell more jobs. 1:01:02 Speaker 2 Yeah, exactly. 1:01:04 Speaker 3 That's how Hooters does it. But they sell wings instead of cutting down trees. So yeah, I mean, I yeah man, like I said, don't don't put around money right off the bat user. She'll probably, you know, get a worn out by soon anyway, you know what I mean? 1:01:16 Speaker 2 I think today was a hard day for. 1:01:18 Speaker 3 Yeah, don't wear out too much. They're training. 1:01:21 Update on the Mexico Trip Winner and Plans for the Braves Game Her and and before we move on to the end of the show, I do got to say this because I'm going to get in trouble if I don't because I got a message from a listener. So Brandon, here's the deal. Do we know who won the trip to Mexico? 1:01:34 Speaker 3 Well, I think it was Tyler Loman, right? I think that was his name. 1:01:37 Speaker 2 Can we not reach out to this dude and be like, hey, are you going to go? Because I had a listener reach out to me. Oh God, I'm going to try. John reached out to me and he wants to buy the trip. He wants to buy the trip for, I don't know, 400 bucks, right? 1:01:54 That's fine. John will take it. 400 bucks. That sounds great. We'll donate it to the next charity event on June 7th. But I mean, are we there yet or do you think Tyler's actually going to go? I'm starting to think Tyler's got some reason or some skeleton that he can't go. 1:02:08 Speaker 3 Fucked up with the cartel, Yeah, I don't know. I'll text one of the Duncans and figure out because I think he came with the Duncan brothers. So I'll text one of them or their their their manager chick and figure out who he is. Information on that and if he's going, I mean, I guess he wants to still go. 1:02:25 I have no idea. 1:02:26 Speaker 2 Well, if he doesn't, John wants to buy it so that there you go. We can we can facilitate this. If he can't go because he's got some problem with the cartel or he's got some issue with his passport, then we can collect the money, right? And we can give it to charity. If he is going to go or he was going to go, but he wants to sell it a man, John wants to buy it. 1:02:44 So that way, John, because John's I love you, buddy. He's messaged me many, many times and I keep saying I'll talk to Brandon about it. I talked to Brandon about it. You just heard it on the show. I did do it. 1:02:53 Speaker 3 OK, I'll reach out to a Duncan brother and figure out if they're going or what the Hell's happening. I have no idea. So, all right, we appreciate you listening. A lot of good stuff this episode. Hell yeah. Good shit, man. Love it. Y'all. Have a good week. Me and Chuck will be at the Braves game today. 1:03:08 We'll tell you about that when we get home later. I'm going to try to get Chuck real drunk and have his wife have to come pick him up. What do you got before you get on out of here? 1:03:15 Speaker 2 That's not going to happen, but I will be at the the Braves game and they're playing the A's, right? 1:03:20 Speaker 3 Yes. 1:03:21 Speaker 2 See, I've been keeping up with baseball. I've been watching every single game and Orioles are being the Orioles, Tigers are being the Tigers. So I'm hoping the Braves can pull this off. I need to see a win for my first game this season in person that. 1:03:33 Speaker 3 1:03:33 Speaker 3 'D be great, all right. Hope you enjoy it Mayhem. See you. 1:03:37 Speaker 2 Tomorrow, Jesus.