Cucumber Real Deep EP-267 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-03-27
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Transcript Chapters This transcript was generated automatically. Its accuracy may vary. 0:00 Episode Intro, Weekend Plans, and Crazy Mark's Cabin Help Before we get started, a quick reminder. The thoughts, opinions, wild takes, bad ideas and occasional life advice you're about to hear belongs strictly to us. 0:16 They do not reflect the views of any sponsors, partners, advertisers, family members, employers, pastors who are officers, or anyone else trying to keep it clean. Reputation. 0:31 If something offends you, that sounds like a personal problem. Now buckle up and enjoy the show, dozers. The thoughts and opinions expressed on the show are for communicate purposes only. They are not a reflection of Chuck, Iron Fist or female pressure. Enjoy the show, Dozers. 0:47 I'll Rock You like an STP with a black hole sun. I ain't going down. We're going to have 1:00 in the morning if me and you are partying. 1:02 Speaker 2 the weekend time and it feels great outside and we got Braves game today, home opener and we're going to be 1 of you is going to be winning tickets for tonight's game during hobo NEWS. This is the Daily Dose. Let me touch that. My name is Brandon Thrasher. It is the Daily Dose show. Over there is Chuck Iron Fist. 1:18 How you doing? 1:18 Speaker 1 I just see, it's funny that you automatically just think somebody's going to win like you. You honestly think they're going to be right when hobo nose is played? 1:26 Speaker 2 You know, I was thinking about that because if they're not right, we're running out of time to be able to give these away. So I. 1:31 Speaker 1 Can we just can we just call another person and do another? Hope we got a stack of hobo nose. Let's play another round I. 1:38 Speaker 2 Wouldn't say a stack if they don't get it on this first one, then we've got to go to a next one. I think we only got one more after that. So I don't know crazy Mark, when crazy's getting back out there to get a get more calls and talks with the the hobos. But yeah, we're going to do that today. So hopefully that guy wins. 1:52 Speaker 1 Well, Speaking of crazy, I had a long conversation with crazy today, which, which is funny because me and Brandon, you know, we both get the text, We both see a lot of it. But I don't know, for some reason crazy gravitates toward me. I don't know what it is. I don't know if I'm just nicer than Brandon, but I need crazy in my life because April 19th, I have three days. 2:11 We blocked off the cabin and the realtor is telling me, oh, you need to do an accent wall over here and you need to do shiplap on this wall. It's just a lot of crap. I said, OK, I'm going to block off the cabin for three days. I'm taking my happy butt up there and I'm going to, you know, hold on. 2:29 What is that? What is that? 2:32 Speaker 2 What's going on? 2:34 Speaker 1 Oh my God, you. 2:35 Speaker 2 Handed this man off camera? I don't know. 2:37 Speaker 1 What it is you just heard me say to my wife, Get me a Pacifico, correct? 2:42 Speaker 2 Oh, I did not know I blacked out. 2:43 Speaker 1 2:43 Speaker 1 OK I asked her for a Pacifica which is a modelo corona whatever. So instead of her getting me one she brings me this. What? 2:55 Speaker 2 Is that Scott's bourbon whiskey? 2:57 Speaker 1 Yes, yes, I said, what is that? She goes whiskey. It's like half a glass, dude. I'll be on the ground by the end of the show. OK, second. 3:05 Speaker 2 Real quick. Come on. 3:05 Speaker 1 I'm not. I'm not doing that. Thank. Thank you, my love. You're a good woman and it's a thought that counts. But anyway, so April 19th, I'm going up. Well, the realtor says to me, she goes, you know, it'd be really nice is if you had one of those pool table lights over your pool table, that would really sell the house. 3:22 All right. And I'm like, God Bless America. I don't have to do a pool table light. I can't move a light thing. So I call crazy, OK. And I said, look, man, what do you think about me and you having a sleepover, right? Go up there on Sunday, me and you can chill or grill out. 3:38 I'll make you some steaks. You know, I might even I'll do it on the open flame. That's kind of a cool way to do it. And sure enough, you know, Mark, I mean, he's like, I'm going to Cozumel on Tuesday. I said, OK, that's great. So what are you doing on Sunday? Nothing. I'll be there. Look, that's what I'm talking about. 3:52 Speaker 2 He's going to come straight back from Mexico. All of your sand, suntan and sand everywhere and just like in the same outfit, I guarantee it. And then like his floaties and everything, he's like, I'm here. 4:00 Speaker 1 No, he's leaving. No, he's going to my place two days before he goes to Cozumel 00. 4:00. 4:05 Speaker 2 You're the pregame. 4:06 Speaker 1 OK, I'm the pregame, so he's supposed to be working. So he said, well, I'll go up Sunday, I'll work on it. And then I got to leave Sunday night. So I got to work Monday morning. I said, bro, I'm not even getting there Sunday night till 4:23 I'll do the light before you get there. That way me and you can just hang out. And I said, yeah, but dude, you got to work on Monday. And he goes, I'll leave from work from your place. I said, OK, still, I don't see how me and you chilling in the hot tub and having a man, a dude night is going to work out when you got to get up at 4:49 Speaker 2 That would you? I'll stay up all night. 4:51 Speaker 1 Yeah, I know. I told him it's a 3 bedroom and he's like, we'll only need one. I was like, OK, well what what the things we do for free electrical work, but so I'm doing that. 4:58 Chuck's $30,000 Tree Removal Lawsuit Resolved And then the other thing, Brandon, I've been exonerated, bro. Like I'm not, not completely, but there is a huge weight lifted off my shoulders. Do you remember one of the lawsuits that was still in the works that I've talked about in the past? 5:00 in the morning and drive to Atlanta and he goes, oh trust me, I'll stay up till 5:00. 5:10 Speaker 2 Was it a customer that was suing you? 5:13 Speaker 1 No, no, I've never gotten sued by a customer. Brandon, OH. 5:17 Speaker 2 City sue ya. Which city? Sandy Springs. 5:20 Speaker 1 Close Norcross. Oh OK, screw you guys. 5:24 Speaker 3 Championship. 5:25 Speaker 1 So they came after me for $30,000 for a bunch of trees I took down without a permit. I obviously admitted to doing it without a permit, but the homeowner told me. I wonder if I should say this on air. I don't know if this can be used against us. The homeowner said, let's just lie and say that we thought we had the permit. 5:43 I'm like, that's a great idea, but you're responsible for it. He's like, perfect. So we lied and then they caught us, right. But they gained access to his property without permission. So they never asked to go on his, on his property to take pictures of the stumps or anything like that. So we talked to Manny. 5:58 Manny got my boy in touch with his, one of his attorney buddies. Manny actually helped a lot. He he, he gave us a lot of information. So my buddy goes into a hearing, not my buddy my client and he gets it dropped to 14,000 from 30. They're like. 6:12 Speaker 2 How about less than half off? 6:14 Speaker 1 Yes, yes. So my client goes, I don't think we're going to do that. So he's talking to a lawyer and the lawyer's like, keep fighting it. They can't go on your private property. They are representative of the state. They have to have a warrant. You got cartilage, blah, blah, blah. Long story short, today they send my client a final offer letter right? 6:35 Which is what my client wanted. He wanted to pay $3000 for this infraction. Norcross sends him a letter says all right $3000 and plant a couple saplings on your in your yard and we're good right? So my client calls me, he goes hey man it's 3K now granted we're splitting this. 6:54 OK, so me and him are havesies on this and he goes, I think we should just do it. 6:54 OK, so me and him are havesies on this and he goes, I think we should just do it. And what do you think? I said Chuck said fuck out, fuck out. So I sent him a huge text. I'm like, we got them right where we want them right? Because now I, I told him, I said you got to call town hall, talk to an arborist and go, hey, so I got this $3000 fine, which is totally fine. 7:00. Like I, I'm there all day Monday and I'm coming back Tuesday. And he's like, I'll get there at 7:16 I mean, I want to pay it, I really do. I want to pay it. However, I just wanted to find out where in the law does it say that a representative of the state can gain access to my property without permission when it's private property to take pictures and gather evidence against me? 7:33 Because I talked to an attorney friend who told me that's fruit of the poisonous tree, which means none of that evidence can be used against me. So just could you guys show me in the law where it says that they're allowed to do that? And so that's the plan. So he's sending that tomorrow. I think we're going to get out of this thing Scott free and I'm pretty excited. 7:51 Why did y'all lie? 7:53 Speaker 2 To why did you lie to him in the 1st place if you knew they went on the property without a warrant? 7:59 Speaker 1 What do you mean? Why do we? We didn't lie to him, You. 8:00 Speaker 2 Told me he had the you got the, you thought you got the what you call it. 8:05 Speaker 1 God Bless America. 8:06 Speaker 2 All right. What? What? 8:06 Speaker 2 All right. What? What? Why are you showing me that? 8:08 Speaker 1 Michael Germany, Like, does he not know we're recording right now? 8:11 Speaker 2 Yeah, I know, right? You should just know. But where? Where did you get the like? Why did you lie to him and say, oh, I thought we got the permit after, after. 8:17 Speaker 3 They already went on. 8:18 Speaker 2 The. 8:18 Speaker 1 Property because NI don't want to talk bad about tree huggers. OK, but but so the city of Norcross has now deemed themselves or or crowned themselves the the tree city. OK, it's so stupid. So they're protecting every tree right. 8:35 However, you drive 4 miles to the right or 4 miles to the left, you can take down an entire forest without a permit. It's just the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life. It's like it's like me and Brandon both saying we're going to drive Tesla's to save the environment. We live in Beijing. OK, it's just the dumbest thing I've ever heard. 8:50 So anyway, they were making it very, very difficult on my customer who has a bunch of rental properties and I said, hey, we got to get permits. We got to get permits. So I ended up getting all the permits for all the rental properties except for one. And he said, Chuck, let's just do it on a a Saturday and just tell him you thought you had all the permits. 9:00 at night and like all black and just like go up there to them and then be like, no, I have a contract. What are you talking about? Yeah, sure you do, bud. Let them book you and everything. Let them punch you a few times, you know, and then sue them. 9:10 And I said that's actually not a terrible idea and it would have worked. 9:10 And I said that's actually not a terrible idea and it would have worked. It would have worked if my freaking climber wouldn't have dropped a limb on the gas thing that goes into the house the the gas meter that connects the gas line to your house. He dropped a massive limb on it, broke it off and it was like, and so everybody took off running because they thought it was going to explode and they called 911. 9:35 So then the ambulance or the the fire department came. It was a whole show. And then we got busted because I guess the arborist pay attention to tree removals on a Sunday. So stupid. But either way, I'm going to win this fight. 9:48 Is It Always Better to Lie? A Philosophical Debate I just wanted to let you know it's my weekend. It's it's making my weekend this, that I won this. 9:52 Speaker 2 Yeah, I mean you, you know, people always say it's always better to tell the truth, but it almost never is. You know, it's almost always better to lie for the most part. 9:59 Speaker 1 Tell me, give me, give me 3 examples, Brandon, of when it's better to tell the truth Exactly. 10:07 Speaker 2 If you're oh, if you're, if you're fucking a goat and they catch you with your your Dick in them. 10:13 Speaker 1 What? 10:14 Speaker 2 Yeah, you should probably, probably be like, yeah, I was fucking the goat. I won't do it again. Guys, just don't tell nobody. 10:21 Speaker 1 OK, so other than making love to a farm animal, give me two more examples. When it's a, it's better to just tell the truth. 10:29 Speaker 2 Oh oh, I got one. If if you're fucking your vehicle and they catch you with your Dick in the exhaust light, better just go and say yeah I was fucking the truck OK? 10:41 Speaker 1 10:41 Speaker 1 OK, OK, Other than making love to an inanimate object or a farm animal, when is it best to tell the truth? 10:53 Speaker 2 Oh, oh, probably. If you got your like your Dick in a tree and someone catches you, it's like, yeah, I was fucking the tree. 11:00 Speaker 1 All right, so other than when you're just banging something, it's best to just lie about it. It's better. 11:06 Speaker 2 Yeah, for the most part, yeah. 11:07 Speaker 1 I mean, I can't, I don't, I don't know, like if you're if like if me and my wife and I, I, she, she can hear me, she's in there cleaning up. I, I, I know I'm going to get all kinds of crap, but I'm on social media on Wednesday, so there's not a lot you can do. OK, So if me, if my, if me and my wife are out and we're holding hands, we're walking down the beach or whatever and there's a girl wearing like a thong. 11:28 I'm like a little tiny bikini and she looks really pretty. And I got my sunglasses on and I look over and, you know, maybe I'm looking whatever. And my wife goes. Did you just look at her? OK, What what do I say there? Brandon? What's the correct answer? 11:45 Speaker 2 I mean, the girl's butt hole is out of what? What else could I? 11:47 Speaker 1 Do no, no, this is wind line. 11:51 Speaker 2 Wind line. I'm like, Oh no, what girl, what are you talking about? 11:53 Speaker 1 Oh, Jesus. 11:55 Speaker 2 11:55 Speaker 2 Like I was just walking forward, she went in my vision. But really kind of you're trying to beat the people a little, a little butt hole. 12:01 Speaker 1 No, I'm not. 12:02 Speaker 2 I like a lip nip slip or a lip slip. 12:07 Speaker 1 I mean, I guess, but I'm not going to be like I'm not, you know, you just like what are you talking about? I mean, the the best, the best answer when a woman asks you, did you do you think that girl's pretty or did you see that you always go? What are you talking about? Yeah. Well, what are you just not looking at her? Like, what do you. I don't know what you're talking about right now. Like, I would never do that. 12:22 You know, I was looking at that guy's shirt. It's pretty cool. 12:25 Speaker 2 No nasty, he's probably trans. 12:27 Speaker 1 Yeah, exactly, exactly. You're going to be a good husband. 12:31 Debating Gatorade Flavors and the Perils of Cucumber Water Yeah, yeah, I will one day. One day, yeah. I, I, I cleaned up my my area here. This is new. And you know, this is what? 12:38 Speaker 4 Cleaning up SO. 12:40 Speaker 1 Don't, don't, don't do that. 12:40 Speaker 1 Don't, don't, don't do that. What some people are just driving down the road right now. They're not watching the the video, the audio. So when Brandon says I cleaned up the area and then he picks up a half empty yellow Gatorade bottle and says this is new. 12:58 OK, What are you talking? It's a it's a Gatorade bottle. You're not going to leave it there. Why? It's not like decoration. Why would you say that? 13:06 Speaker 2 'Cause no. So I had a bunch of cans and bottles right here and I cleaned it up. I got rid of them. But this one, I'm saying I this, I brought this one down. This is new. I'm drinking it now currently. 13:14 Speaker 1 What flavor is that? 13:15 Speaker 2 Lemon Lime. 13:16 Speaker 1 What are you, a serial killer? Nobody drinks lemon lime Gatorade. 13:19 Speaker 2 It's a classic. Fucking Gatorade. Gatorade 0 Lemon lime. That's the classic. That's what they came out with first. 13:24 Speaker 1 13:24 Speaker 1 It's disgusting and nobody drinks it. There's nobody that drinks lemon lime Gatorade that I know. 13:29 Speaker 2 What fucking flavors are you drinking? You not drink Gatorade? 13:31 Speaker 1 So I have to make I'm a Gatorade master. I don't know if I told you this, but every weekend for the tournaments, I make the boys a huge freaking cooler full of Gatorade. One of the ones that you like a dispenser, you know Gatorade. So they they have in the dugout and if you ever want to see or know what is the best flavors of Gatorade coach 1211 year olds because they will tell you like they'll get pissed. 13:57 Like if I show up, they'll like the first kid will go over and they'll test the color and they'll be like. 14:01 Speaker 4 Oh my God. 14:02 Speaker 1 You did orange this. What are we doing, Coach this, Scott? You know, so it's blue or red. Those are the only two flavors that children under the age of 12 will drink. 14:14 Speaker 2 Yeah, because they love the red 40 and the blue 5 or whatever it is in there. 14:18 Speaker 1 It. 14:19 Speaker 3 Gives. 14:19 Speaker 2 It gives them, it gives them hyperness. You know, Sugar's not what gives you a lot of energy. It's that fucking red, that food color and that red 40 that fucking gets you amped up, gets you going Good. So that's why they like it. But is that true? Yeah. But no, The this is the third most popular flavor. So I like this one. Do you like the cucumber one? 14:36 Speaker 1 I love cucumber water. Oh. 14:38 Speaker 2 You don't like the cucumber Gatorade Pretty good. 14:40 Speaker 1 I've never had cucumber Gatorade, but I do love, I do love cucumber water and I've and I've made it. The problem is that. 14:47 Speaker 2 I like how chucks like some kind of culinary marble. Blah. I made cucumber water. I cut the cucumbers and I put it in water. What do you mean you fucking? 14:55 Speaker 1 Made it. I made it. No, that you, you cut up a whole cucumber. And you. Why is that funny? Why are you being a jerk? 15:01 Speaker 2 Feels like it took hours man. I mean I I got the prep done. I had it just right you know I the water temperature was perfect, the cucumber was perfect girth. I even put it in my butt hold of town. 15:10 Speaker 1 OK, OK, jerk. Just so you know, you do have to add a little bit of salt to the water It gives, it gives it a little bit of a, you know, 'cause I love, I love salted cucumbers. You know this, I had many cucumbers the other day on the show. I, I love salted cucumbers. One of my favorite snacks. It's healthy little bit, you know, it's got a little bit of sodium in it, but it's OK. 15:27 But dude, cucumber water. What's crazy is you drink it all the time in hotels, but you don't realize it goes bad quickly. Did you know that? 15:35 Speaker 2 I've never been in a hotel where they had cucumber water. 15:38 Speaker 1 You're a freaking poor. 15:39 Speaker 2 You know that I'm not fucking going to five star hotels. I'd rather fucking Airbnb and fucking shit on the. 15:44 Speaker 1 Floor people that make over 8 or I'm sorry, people that claim over $8000 a year in income know what I'm talking about. So if you go to any hotel and I'm going to go Quality Inn or higher, they usually have a cucumber water dispenser and then they have a lemon water dispenser and they're right next to each other. 16:06 So I always assume because I, I, I, dude, I love cucumber water. It's just so refreshing. It's just got a different taste to it. So good. So I made it and dude, I left that thing in the fridge for oh God, I overstayed that welcome for six days maybe. And I didn't realize cucumbers go bad. 16:23 Why I drank it. I'm a threw up dude, so bad. The cucumber was all slimy and falling apart in the water. I was like, God bless you. 16:30 Speaker 2 Know why? Why didn't you just pour the water and pour vinegar in there? 16:34 Speaker 1 Why don't I pour vinegar in there? 16:35 Speaker 2 Then you make Pickles. 16:38 Speaker 1 Oh no, Megan makes Pickles. I'm not drinking the pick. I'm, I'm trying to be. I'm trying to make a refreshing drink, Brandon. 16:44 Speaker 2 Yeah, but if you're going to let the cucumbers go bad anyway and just leave them in the fridge, why not just put vinegar in there and then you have Pickles when you're done with the cucumbers once you've. 16:50 Speaker 1 Got a life out of them. No, the water makes them all slant. They just fall apart in a million pieces. It's so gross, so be careful if you make it. Just make sure you don't keep them longer than three days. That's overstaying their welcome. 17:01 Speaker 2 OK, well the whole reason I was talking about that is because I was trying to clean up here and I spilled a fucking C4 all over the computer, all over the fucking board and everything. So that's what I was trying to get at. But besides that, it's clean, you know? That's why it's not supposed to clean, you know, start moving shit, shit around, shit gets knocked over, shit gets spilled. It's fucking nightmare. 17:17 It's terrible. So now everything's sticky, which I don't know why it is sticky because there's no sugar in there. So why is it sticky? 17:22 Speaker 1 What'd you spill? You spilled AC4. Yeah. It's an energy drink. Yeah. 17:27 Speaker 2 There's no sugar in it. 17:29 Speaker 1 I think that's a lie. I Megan got me a freaking monster yesterday because I was at the field. By the way, the girls are six and oh, by the way, that's pretty legit. I'm not saying I'm the best coach ever. I'm not I'm not. I'm not trying to say I'm the best coach ever, but Santa's team 6 and O, Sidney's team is 6 and O and Carter's team is 8 and one. 17:45 But we'll talk about that later. But how good of a coach I am? But so I told Manus I need a monster. She brought me a sugar free monster. I don't know. 17:53 Speaker 2 What are you doing? I love the the blue ones. You got to get the blue ones. Those are so good. Or the white ones, those are great. 17:58 Speaker 1 It looked like that C4 you just pulled up. 18:00 Speaker 2 Yeah, that's a green apple, just like. 18:02 Speaker 1 18:02 Speaker 1 Yeah, no, it looked like that. It had like green tiger stripes on it. 18:06 Speaker 2 Oh yeah, I don't like those. I only like the the blue one or the white ones, 0 sugar ones, but they're pretty good. Yeah, no, that's why I get the C fours now, though. They got 0 sugar in them, so they all do. And they got no coloring in there either. They're all clear. I I get like I figured that'd be green. That ain't green. It's fucking clear. 18:19 Speaker 1 Nice. Is it? Is it apple flavored? 18:22 Speaker 2 Yeah, sour apple. Yeah, it's Jolly Rancher sour apple. See Jolly Ranchers. 18:26 Speaker 1 And you're wondering why your keys are sticky? Yeah. 18:29 Speaker 2 But there's no sugar in there. 18:30 Speaker 1 But there's apples in there. I. 18:32 Speaker 2 Don't think there's actual apples. There's Oh, it's probably the the Carnot carnosine. No, actually, no, I I don't fucking know. It's got carbonated water, malic acid, carnosine beta, aloline beta power, betanine, sodium citrate, potassium citrate, sulfuric acid, natural artificial flavor, citric acid, caffeine and hydrose, sucralose, potassium resonate. 19:01 That's not it. Sounds like everything that's in a vitamin pretty much, I guess. All right, well, I'm not cleaning up anymore. Fuck that shit. 19:09 Playing Hobo Knows with Caitlin and 'Dark Mark' So all right, well, we're here about to go ahead and get into hobo nose. We're going to give our first caller a call. But we did get this voicemail also that I wanted to play. I, you know, there, there's no context to it, so I don't know what's going on with it, but here it is. 19:26 Speaker 1 Carpet Depot. Carpet Depot. 19:30 Speaker 3 When was the last time you got fucked? I I mean, when was the last time you got laid on the floor of your house with a big cock? I mean with, with a big wide piece of wood, Yeah. 19:44 Speaker 2 All right, Thank you. Don't know who that was. Don't know they're. 19:47 Speaker 1 Like. 19:47 Speaker 2 They're just calling a cut of promo for Carpet Depot. I don't know if Dean can use that one it. 19:52 Speaker 1 Was probably Dean. He's like, this is the one. I'm going to play it. The guys will love it. 19:57 Speaker 2 So, OK, all right, we'll go ahead and get into hobo nose. Our player, our first one up is Caitlin, so we'll give him a call, see if he's available to play. Hobo nose. I don't know what a hobo nose are. We going to ask some questions though. 20:12 Hobo nose on the Daily Dose Show. We're going to find out what a hobo nose. Hobo nose. Crazy Mark. 20:24 Speaker 1 Kaylin, Kaylin. 20:25 Speaker 2 Like a dude. He's a dude. Kaylin. Is this Kaylin? 20:29 Speaker 3 Yeah. Is this Kaylin? 20:30 Speaker 2 Yo, what's going on? It's Brandon Chuck on the Daily Doe Show. How you doing man? 20:34 Speaker 3 What's going on? 20:35 Speaker 2 Oh, not a whole lot. I spilled a bunch of shit all over my keyboard in my Witch McCall IT board and then Chuck's over here telling us how he makes cucumber water. 20:44 Speaker 3 All right, all right. 20:46 Speaker 2 It's not as complicated as you would think. 20:46 Speaker 2 It's not as complicated as you would think. It's just cucumbers in water. Now let. 20:50 Speaker 1 Me say shut up, Kaylin, have you ever had cucumber water? 20:54 Speaker 3 No, I can't say that I have. You know, that's not something I typically, I typically just drink a Coke. 21:00 Speaker 1 Oh my God, why don't we? We know a guy. Hey, have you ever, have you ever been to a hotel, though that has cucumber water in the lobby? And you looked at it, you saw it. 21:11 Speaker 3 I have not. 21:11 Speaker 2 See. Look, that's not real, Chuck. I don't know where you're going that you're. 21:15 Speaker 1 Getting these fucking. 21:16 Speaker 2 Water jugs. They got cucumbers in them. They're just overpaying for a hotel so no one knows what you're talking about. You're getting raped on prices for your cucumber. 21:24 Speaker 1 Water. Screw you, Caitlyn. So. 21:28 Speaker 2 All right. Well guys, this is. 21:29 Speaker 4 Crazy. 21:30 Speaker 2 Mark All right, so you know how hobo nose works, correct there, Caitlyn. 21:35 Speaker 3 Yeah, I saw it. You asked. You guys still hear me? Yep. 21:40 Speaker 2 Yeah. 21:41 Speaker 3 OK, you just connected to my car. I'm on my way to work. But yeah, I know how it works. I saw your episode where you ask the questions and you got to get the answer right and you got to know if they get the answer right. 21:51 Speaker 2 Yep, correct. That is right. You said you're driving to work right now. Where you work at? 21:56 Speaker 3 So I work at Publix, so I got to go in and do floors tonight. It's part of my. I got to do it every six months, so I got a crew coming in so. 22:04 Speaker 2 Nice. You don't happen to be. Are you crazy? Mark's son. 22:08 Speaker 3 Yeah, I am. I do know. 22:10 Speaker 2 That's hilarious. That's funny as hell because he always he brags about you being a manager up there at the. 22:15 Speaker 1 Pub dude, I did not put two and two together on that. Brandon, that's very, very good that you did. Because when he said he drinks a lot of coke, I was like, I know a guy. And then and then you're over here like he's going to Publix and you're like, hey, wait a minute, are you crazy, dude? That's awesome. Could you imagine Crazy Mark? 22:32 Speaker 3 I was going to call him up at the end and I was going to call to surprise him, but now you gave away the surprise. 22:37 Speaker 1 If your dad, if your dad screws you on this and you do not win, you realize we have to move on to the next person, which is even better because if you don't win because of your dad's interview, that's like, dude, that is awesome. I'm so excited now. 22:52 Speaker 3 Well, I you know, I just want I'm not going to be able to go through any tickets or nothing, but I just want to be on the the podcast that I know, you know, it's real funny. My brother listened to it. I just really wanted to be on. So, you know, I appreciate it, but. 23:03 Speaker 1 You know what you can do? You can give the tickets to your dad. 23:07 Speaker 3 We'll see, we'll see, but let's see if I can win first, then we'll go from there. 23:12 Speaker 1 Exactly. 23:14 Speaker 2 So this is crazy. Mark's son. This is awesome. 23:14 Speaker 2 So this is crazy. Mark's son. This is awesome. This is great. All right, let's go ahead and get into it. See where our next contestant is. Right off the pit, right out the gate. This picture right here, he looks, Mark looks like he's about to get stabbed by this guy. He's got a black mask on and a hood and he's wearing 2 jackets and I guess it was cold out there. Mark's got a got a beanie on as well. 23:31 So here we go. 23:31 Speaker 4 For the Daily Dose Show, I'm down here in Atlanta, and I'm going to say, So who do I got? What's your first name, Buddy? Mark. Your name is Mark. Yeah, Buddy. Good name. 23:47 It's got Mark. And Mark. I was like, where are you from originally? Virginia. OK. How long you been kind of living on the streets? Are you young? 24:01 Speaker 1 Why does he have to make him feel so bad before he asked some questions? Well, how long you been poor and living out here with nothing, you loser. 24:09 Speaker 2 How long? You ain't got no shoes? I see you got holes in your feet. 24:09 Speaker 2 How long? You ain't got no shoes? I see you got holes in your feet. Must been a long time. I bet your feet hurt, don't they? I don't give any of my shoes. There we go. 24:19 Speaker 4 No, you good though. But I've been in the streets before. I know how it goes. You know how it goes. All right. How old are you, 3232? What do you do for work or what have you done for work? I will ship you Weld underwater. 24:34 Weld underwater ship. I scuba dive. I'm swimming with sharks. Do you have any family kids. Yeah. Originally. They live in Boston. They live in Boston. Have you been married? 24:49 No. All right. Did you graduate? No. Where'd you go to school, Bethania? All right, What's your favorite sport? Pickle ball. Pickle ball, Really. Pickle ball. 25:05 That's everybody with the Wimble ball and the tennis rackets. That's funny all. 25:09 Speaker 1 Right, hold on, Brandon. So I'm just going to say this, I just want to point this out too to to the caller, because here's the deal. Underwater welding, he's one of the highest, it's one of the highest paying jobs in America. 25:23 Speaker 2 Yeah, and I think you have to at least graduate or get a GE. 25:26 Speaker 1 D That that that was my question. I think he's lying about that, right? 25:30 Speaker 2 I'm pretty sure. I think it was. 25:31 Speaker 3 A joke? Yeah, it's 300,000 years typically to be underwater welder. 25:36 Speaker 1 Yeah, right. And then and then you got to think about he, then he's. But then. But then he says his favorite sport is pickleball. How would he even know that unless he actually lived in society and had a real job? Because so now I'm, I'm like totally confused right now what we're dealing with here. 25:51 Speaker 2 What? What do you mean? How would he know that? There's a pickleball ball court every fucking 200 feet now and they're loud as fuck. 25:56 Speaker 1 And OK, and how many homeless people do you see out there playing pickleball? 26:01 Speaker 2 Not playing, but they walk by, they probably like to stop and stare and look at it and they're like, I like the sound because it sounds like gunshots to me. Oh my God. Good. 26:09 Speaker 1 Good God Almighty, OK, Jesus Christ. 26:12 Speaker 2 All right, here we go. Keep going. 26:13 Speaker 4 Hey, what's your favorite pastime? Like, what do you like to do when you're not just doing nothing like bowling? 26:22 Speaker 2 Billiards. It's like I can imagine you hanging out in a pool hall all the time smoking. 26:31 Speaker 1 Yeah, you know, you know, you know, crazy's crazy's trying not to look racist. So he's like, what's your favorite pastime? Bowling? I I don't want to say basketball, 'cause that's racist. 26:46 Speaker 2 That's what I imagine is going on right now, yes. And this dude does look a little scary, so. 26:51 Speaker 4 I like to drink expensive champagne and eat at good restaurants and trick off with girls pretty well drink. 26:58 Speaker 2 All right, drink expensive champagne, nice restaurants, and trick off with girls. As far as I know, trick off means pimp girls out, does it not? 27:07 Speaker 1 I would not know that. Do you know what that means? 27:10 Speaker 2 Kaylin. 27:11 Speaker 3 I have. I have no idea. I mean, I haven't heard that one. 27:15 Speaker 1 Have you ever tricked off? Have you ever tricked off a girl, Kaylin? 27:19 Speaker 3 I I can't say that I have. 27:22 Speaker 1 I think it is pimping because turning tricks means you're a prostitute. So if you're tricking them off, yeah, you're a pimp. 27:30 Speaker 2 I think, I think this guy is a pimp. I don't think he's actually not this might be making more sense now. He's not actually an underwater welder, but he's got a cover for the income he's making. He's actually a pimp. I think this is making more sense. Yeah. And he, that's how, you know, he he likes to drink champagne, go to expensive restaurants. So that means he he's got some money, but he can't see how he gets the money. 27:48 So he says underwater welder, but he doesn't know that you have to go to school for that. So I think that's I think he needs alive a little better. Say he used to be in the MBA or something. 27:58 Speaker 4 Expensive champagne, eat at restaurants and trick off of Birdie girls. I like that. What's your favorite movie? Deep Blue Sea. Deep Blue sea. All right, what's your favorite food? 28:11 Speaker 2 That's a shark movie, right? 28:13 Speaker 1 I don't know but it's a water movie. Now I'm confused. Maybe he is an underwater elder? Why? Why would he say that? Don't know. 28:19 Speaker 2 Man, this guy's the most mysterious one we have so far. 28:25 Speaker 4 Caviar and sushi. Caviar and sushi. All right, all right, so let me start asking. I'm going to ask you this questions. What is the most consumed beverage in the world? 28:36 Speaker 2 Most consumed beverage in the world Kaylin Chuck, do you know it I. 28:40 Speaker 1 Mean I'm a. 28:41 Speaker 3 Kayla, I'm what do you think, Cola? I'm going Coca-Cola. 28:46 Speaker 1 Kaylin, are you being, I mean, but wouldn't it be water? I mean, outside of your outside of your household. Kaylin, outside of your household, what is the most consumed beverage? 29:02 All right, there's water and coke. That's all the water we drink. 29:05 Speaker 3 29:05 Speaker 3 I really don't drink water, but I do sell a lot of water in public, you know what I mean? 29:10 Speaker 1 I mean, what do you think he's going to say, right? I mean, because I what do you, what do you think the answer is legitimately? 29:16 Speaker 3 I think he's going to get it wrong and I think he's going to say something, alcohol, some herbs in or something. But I I'm going to get a Coca-Cola. 29:24 Speaker 1 That's actually I I do agree with Kaylin. He's going to get it wrong, but I don't think it's Coca-Cola. 29:29 Speaker 2 Yeah, the the most the the most sold beverage is water. But so we're going with, no, this guy is not going to get it. 29:37 Speaker 1 I agree with Kaylin, yeah. 29:40 Speaker 2 OK, here we go. OK, he said. What's that mean? All right, that's not got started off like a good. 29:51 Speaker 4 What is the most like? What's the most drink? Beverage. The most expensive? No, the most drink in the world. Like Coca-Cola, Tea. Coffee. I'm not giving you the right answer though. Coffee, it's not coffee. 30:07 Coca-Cola? No. 30:07 Coca-Cola? No. No, it's water. 30:15 Speaker 2 This guy is, I'm very confused about this guy. He comes off like sometimes smart and then he's kind of like an idiot. So I I can't read this man. 30:22 Speaker 1 But Caitlin got it right because he said no, he would. Yeah. Yeah. 30:25 Speaker 2 He got it right, he got it right. So you won for one, so I don't. 30:28 Speaker 3 I don't have to get it right? 30:29 Speaker 2 No, no, you just. 30:30 Speaker 3 Have to guess, I got you. 30:32 Speaker 2 You just have to guess if if the if the hobo is going to know, that's why it's called. 30:35 Speaker 1 Hobo right? And you were right dude, he didn't know. Which is amazing to me all. 30:39 Speaker 2 Right here's the next one. 30:40 Speaker 4 Here's water. Yeah. Do you know what year Columbus discovered America? 30:50 Speaker 2 All right, we learned this at school. What year did he sail the ocean blue? 30:55 Speaker 3 30:55 Speaker 3 191732 No 1732. 31:00 Speaker 1 Thousand million, it's it's 616 something. Hold on. There's no way this guy knows. There's no way this guy know me and you don't even know it. 31:08 Speaker 3 Well, 1776 was Declaration of Independence, so I mean, it's got to be somewhere. So it's 1716. Let's go 1692. 31:17 Speaker 1 I'm going to, I'm going to agree with Kaylin on 1692. Is that right, Brandon? 31:21 Speaker 2 Oh yeah, we're close off by 200 years 1492 Columbus. 31:26 Speaker 1 But he won't know that he won't know. 31:28 Speaker 3 That yeah, yeah, he, I'm gonna agree on that. He's if he doesn't know the water, you know, I'm gonna go with no on that one too. 31:35 Speaker 2 Are y'all sure? Because his favorite movie is Deep Blue Sea and he, you know, Columbus sailed the ocean blue. And we've had a homeless guy, a hobo that knows the height of Mount Everest. He nailed it. And we had a hobo that knows how far it is from here to the moon. 31:53 So I'm just, I'm not, I'm not trying to sway y'all. I, I don't know the answer either. I'm not listening to any of these, but I'm just saying that hobos have been on a run when it comes to numbers. 32:01 Speaker 1 There's no way, dude. Caitlin, I I'm with you, dude. 32:01 Speaker 1 There's no way, dude. Caitlin, I I'm with you, dude. I'm I'm strong with you on that. That's it's a no so. 32:06 Speaker 2 We're going to say we're Caitlin. You're saying he does not know? 32:09 Speaker 3 I agree he does not know. OK. 32:11 Speaker 2 Let's see. 32:16 Speaker 4 You don't know take. 32:17 Speaker 1 A guess. 32:20 Speaker 4 1880, you know, America was founded in 1776, so it's got to be before then. 17 All right, it's 14192. 32:33 Speaker 2 That's it, 1756. Whatever, you idiot. It's a battle of the mark. So OK, cool, you're 2 for two. Let's go on to the next one. 32:43 Speaker 4 Columbus sailed the ocean blue. 32:47 Speaker 1 OK. All right. OK, OK, what? 32:50 Speaker 2 So sad. 32:51 Speaker 4 And a liquid turns into a gas. What is that process called? 32:59 Speaker 2 32:59 Speaker 2 When a liquid turns into a gas, what is the process called? 33:04 Speaker 1 Kaylin, I know it. You know it. 33:07 Speaker 3 You know, that's just going to make me look really stupid because I don't know what that. 33:11 Speaker 1 Is it's osmosis osmosis osmosis. 33:14 Speaker 3 I've never heard of that. 33:17 Speaker 1 Am I right, Brandon? It's osmosis, right? 33:21 Speaker 2 Going from water to steam, is that what he said? 33:25 Speaker 1 Oh, is that? Wait, wait, is that what he said? 33:27 Speaker 3 He said water to a gap, I think. 33:29 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. Oh, wouldn't that be evapor? Would that be evaporation? 33:33 Speaker 2 Yeah, we'll take that. Yeah. Vaporization. It evaporates. So do we think Dark Mark, we'll call him Dark Mark. Do you think Dark Mark's going to know? 33:44 Speaker 3 I'll say I'll tell you. Let's give him one chance and say he knows it. 33:44 Speaker 3 I'll say I'll tell you. Let's give him one chance and say he knows it. How about that all? 33:50 Speaker 2 Right, he might know. I mean, he he goes to high end restaurants apparently and there's a lot of cooking, so he might know about food. So, you know, boil an. 33:57 Speaker 3 Underwater diver he's going to know about. 33:59 Speaker 1 That so we're going to we're going to accept evaporation or evaporation, right. 34:03 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah. If he doesn't know this, there's no way he's an underwater welder. So all right, here we go. I. 34:12 Speaker 4 Don't know he'll be. 34:13 Speaker 1 Honest all. 34:15 Speaker 3 Right. 34:15 Speaker 2 No way they gave this man a welding rod and a lead and a ground to go underwater. I know it's a different kind of welding underwater, but there's no way they're sending this van underwater. There's no fucking way. You don't even know what happens when the water goes from water to gas. There's no fucking way. So he did not get that one right. 34:31 So you are two for three. You just. 34:33 Speaker 1 Need. No. 34:33 Speaker 1 Need. No. He's 30. He's 2 for three. That's right, he said. He. 34:37 Speaker 2 Would. Yeah. So all right, just got to get one more. You win the tickets. If you don't want them, let me know and we'll give them to someone else. All right, here we go. 34:46 Speaker 4 He knew that I did, but you came. 34:48 Speaker 1 Back to bed. 34:49 Speaker 4 All right, how many sides does an Octagon have? Oh. 34:54 Speaker 2 How many sides does an Octagon have? 34:57 Speaker 3 But that's the top one, right 8? 34:59 Speaker 2 Yes, correct. Yes. All right. Do we think Dark Mark's going to know 8 at this point? I'm. 35:05 Speaker 3 Going to say no. I mean, let's just stick to it and let's say no. 35:11 Speaker 1 Because dude, Octagon is everybody knows Octa, everybody knows that's eight, right? Isn't that common knowledge? 35:19 Speaker 2 And if he's an underwater welder, he'd probably see an octopus. 35:21 Speaker 1 And can we please not refer to him as can we please not refer to him as Dark Mark I? I just don't feel comfortable with that. 35:30 Speaker 2 I meant dark, like mysterious, but he's also black so he's darker. 35:34 Speaker 1 Than how do you know he's black? 35:37 Speaker 2 Look at his, look at his fucking forehead a little bit, we can see. 35:40 Speaker 1 Maybe he's just got a bandit eye mask on. 35:43 Speaker 2 All right, well then, Dark Mark's perfectly fine because he's dark and mysterious. I don't know why you're freaking out over here. 35:49 Speaker 1 I'm with you, Kaylin. Whatever you say, buddy. 35:52 Speaker 3 I'm going to say no at this point. 35:54 Speaker 2 He does not know an Octagon has eight sides. All right, here we go. 35:58 Speaker 4 4. 36:01 Speaker 1 Did he say 4 God he? 36:04 Speaker 2 Was halfway there. He was halfway there. 36:07 Speaker 1 All right, give it up for Kaylin. Kaylin just wins. 36:10 Speaker 2 36:10 Speaker 2 The. 36:11 Speaker 1 Tickets and even though we got 1 doesn't want to go. 36:15 Speaker 2 We got one or two more we'll do for fun, but Caitlin, do you want the tickets or not? If not, we'll give them away to someone else. 36:22 Speaker 3 One of the tickets. 36:24 Speaker 2 Two tickets to the Braves game this Friday night. 36:27 Speaker 3 Tonight I'll be doing floor wax. 36:29 Speaker 1 Then we are gonna we are gonna call Caitlin. Are you OK with us calling the next person in line and telling them they won because of you? 36:38 Speaker 3 Yeah, that's fine. OK. I mean, that'd be pretty cool. I just plan to be on the show so. 36:42 Pranking Crazy Mark About His Son's 'Firing' from Publix Awesome. Well, we got one or two more questions here. We're gonna go and run them down just for fun. Here we go. 36:47 Speaker 4 Oct. 36:50 Speaker 5 3. 36:51 Speaker 1 8. 36:53 Speaker 2 He said Oct and there's 3 letters in it, so he said 3. OK, All right, he's. 37:01 Speaker 4 37:01 Speaker 4 Like a octopus. 37:03 Speaker 2 That you would see underwater welding, yeah. 37:08 Speaker 4 Yeah. 37:09 Speaker 2 Cheers. Logic. If I would have just stuck with four and I'd have four more, yeah, you would have got to 8 there, buddy. But you did. Jesus Christ. 37:16 Speaker 4 How many inches are in a foot? 37:19 Speaker 2 All right, he went real easy on this one. How many inches are in a foot? I think we all know that 12 Do we think he's going to get it right or not? 37:25 Speaker 3 Yes, all 100% he's going to get it right. 37:27 Speaker 1 Yeah. All right, all. 37:28 Speaker 2 Right. Hopefully those underwater welders can measure. Here we go. 37:35 Speaker 4 This. 37:35 Speaker 2 Guy's, this guy's just got to be fucking with him, right? There's no way he doesn't know that. I mean, everything he said he's just he's fucking with him right? I think. I think he's just making him sound stupid or something. I. 37:45 Speaker 4 Don't know. 37:46 Speaker 1 Dude, he's really stupid. This is the dumbest guy he's had yet. 37:52 Speaker 4 12 inches and a foot getting close. You're getting close, maybe. 37:56 Speaker 2 He said I'm getting close. 37:58 Speaker 4 Maybe you know the Statue of Liberty. It was given to us. Do you know what year the Statue of Liberty was given to us? 38:05 Speaker 2 Oh Jesus, the year he could have at least done the country. I don't even know the year y'all know? 38:11 Speaker 3 The fear of the Statue of Liberty? I have no idea. 38:16 Speaker 1 It's got to be so it's obviously after 1776 and it's before 1901 because that's when they did the huge Paris island. Oh man, I got 100 and some years to deal with here. I'm going to say 1816. 38:31 Speaker 2 Caitlin, you want to guess? 38:34 Speaker 3 Let's do 818 thirty. I've just thrown out a number. I get it right. 38:39 Speaker 2 It's 1884. 38:39 Speaker 2 It's 1884. You're about 50 years off, Chuck. You're about 80, all right. 38:43 Speaker 1 There's no way. This guy, well, actually, hold on. Oh my God, did you hear that? 38:48 Speaker 2 Is it 18? Yeah, I think so. 38:50 Speaker 1 He said 1880. 38:52 Speaker 2 All right. 38:53 Speaker 4 Holy shit I can't believe you got that one. 38:56 Speaker 1 What are you? 38:58 Speaker 2 Wait, he said 1886, didn't he? 39:00 Speaker 1 Why is the screen black I? 39:02 Speaker 2 Don't know. You know it freaks out like that every now and then, No? 39:06 Speaker 1 He said 1884. 39:08 Speaker 2 I thought he said 6, maybe not. 39:09 Speaker 4 You know what you did pretty Oh. 39:11 Speaker 2 Jesus Christ, I don't know what's going on here. That's OK. That's that's vault. Oh my God, I guess he got it. I could have swore he said 6, but I guess not. But all right, Caleb, we appreciate you playing and we appreciate you, Dad. Crazy Marcus Way does a lot to help us out and we appreciate you listening and you make sure that Publix is good. 39:28 Speaker 3 Can we call him up and tell him I was on the show? 39:31 Speaker 2 Yeah, we can. I don't know if I can do a two way call, I'll try add call. I mean that'd. 39:36 Speaker 3 Be pretty cool man. 39:37 Speaker 2 All right, we'll call him real quick. Hey. 39:39 Speaker 4 But hey, but. 39:39 Speaker 1 Before when we get him on, we were you going to tell him and Caitlin, you just hang out on the on the other line, We're going to tell your dad that we had you on the show, but Brandon's going to have to talk because we don't know he's on the show. And we're going to say, hey, look, Caitlin came on and apparently he just got fired from Publix because he was. 39:55 Do you drink alcohol, Caitlin? 39:58 Speaker 3 I do. 39:59 Speaker 1 No, we're going to tell him that you, you were you, you showed up to work today and you were hammered and you got fired from your job today because you showed up to work with alcohol on your breath. And we're going to see how he reacts. But Brandon, you're going to have to play this off. I'm not going to say a word. So you're going to have to say, hey, we well, actually I'll be on the show so he'll know that we're recording. 40:18 But you got to be like, look, dude, we called Caitlin, he was going on the show. 40:18 But you got to be like, look, dude, we called Caitlin, he was going on the show. He he's got he's got fired, bro. So we're not recording right now. All right. 40:30 Speaker 3 Hello. 40:31 Speaker 2 Yeah, what you up to? 40:33 Speaker 3 I'm watching TV. 40:34 Speaker 2 Hell yeah, we just got done recording, man. I was just calling to say sorry to hear that Caitlin got fired today. He was our he was our hobo nose contestant, but he he's sad he got fired and I was like, damn, Apparently he was drinking or something. I. 40:49 Speaker 3 Came down right, dude. He didn't get fired. He ain't going to get fired. Yep. 40:55 Speaker 1 Mark, this is Chuck. We just got off the phone with him. He's he's pretty upset. We couldn't even get through this segment. OK, Apparently had alcohol. He said he had alcohol in his breath. They sent him home. He didn't get, he didn't get fired, but he definitely showed up with alcohol in his breath and now they sent him home and we couldn't even get through the. 41:14 Speaker 3 Second you guys called myself for a home on those. That's fucking hilarious dude. 41:17 Speaker 1 41:17 Speaker 1 Mark, we literally had to stop it. We weren't even able to record it because of your son, he said. He got he got sent home because of alcohol in his breath. 41:26 Speaker 4 Well, good for him. 41:28 Speaker 1 What you talking about? 41:29 Speaker 4 Dude, it all the time. I'm sure you guys are fucking with me. I'm not gonna fucking fall for it. 41:34 Speaker 1 Brandon, are we messing with him? We're not messing with you, no. 41:36 Speaker 2 Of course not, Mark. We've never messed with you. 41:41 Speaker 3 OK, yeah, right. He never messed. 41:42 Speaker 1 With me. All right, well. 41:44 Speaker 4 I talked to my son maybe an hour or so ago. He didn't even go to work yet. 41:48 Speaker 1 He said he was. He said he was going to go smoke a bowl and try. He's going to. 41:51 Speaker 4 Fucking do the floors. 41:52 Speaker 2 All right, well, we're trying to get to your son's on right now, but he's not. 41:56 Speaker 3 Going to do it one hobo nose. Oh my God, that's fucking hilarious that you called my son. Oh my God. 42:02 Speaker 2 Yeah, so. 42:03 Speaker 3 They knew it was me because I said I was drinking coke because I didn't drink cucumber water. Oh my God, that's fucking hilarious. 42:13 Speaker 2 I appreciate y'all having. 42:14 Speaker 3 Me on I appreciate y'all having me. 42:17 Speaker 1 On yeah, I love you Caitlin. Thank you buddy all. 42:19 Speaker 2 Right, we'll see. Y'all bye later. Bye. I just ended both of them. 42:24 Speaker 1 All right, you could have totally. You could have totally made Mark cry. And we we could have if we wanted to. 42:29 Speaker 2 Yeah, OK, All right, cool. 42:30 John the ATM Tech Wins Tickets & ATM Heist Tips That was hobo nose. Now what have we got to do? We got to call. 42:33 Speaker 1 Frustrated. You're such a frustrated little girl, dude. 42:33 Speaker 1 Frustrated. You're such a frustrated little girl, dude. You get, you get. So it's like you're on your period sometimes. 42:41 Speaker 2 What are you talking about? 42:42 Speaker 1 You're just like, I know, like, dude, be kind, OK? Call somebody and tell them they won tickets. 42:48 Speaker 2 OK, all right, here we go. Let's see here. Who's this Ricky getting there? All right, here we go. 43:03 Speaker 1 It's getting lower. Brandon, hi, if you record your name and reason for calling Oh my. 43:07 Speaker 3 God. 43:09 Speaker 2 All right, I don't know, Ricky. I don't know what the fuck you got going on there, but. 43:11 Speaker 1 It's it's a thing where you just you know, you got to say, you got to say like this is the Daily Dose Show douche say yes and then it goes through. 43:18 Speaker 2 Damn, we'll probably should have had that turned off going to the next one. I don't know. What? I've never heard that before, That's crazy. 43:28 Speaker 3 Yeah, I deal. 43:29 Speaker 2 Yo, is this John? 43:31 Speaker 3 Yep. 43:31 Speaker 2 Yo, it's Brandon Chuck from the Daily Dose Show. 43:31 Speaker 2 Yo, it's Brandon Chuck from the Daily Dose Show. We we're calling you for hobo nose. 43:37 Speaker 5 What's going on? I thought I was going to get a call like 4 hours ago. I was like, crap, I guess they're not going to call me. 43:42 Speaker 2 Yeah, we were planning on it, but some shit happened so we had to record later. But good news, bad news is bad news is crazy. Mark's son actually call actually played hobo nose and he won. Good news for you is he can't go to the Braves game. So we called the next person a lot. 43:57 So he won it for you and we'll get you those tickets. 44:01 Speaker 5 Oh, awesome. Thanks. 44:02 Speaker 2 Yeah, so you did a great job man. Congratulations. I hope you have a. 44:05 Speaker 1 Great time of the break. OK, OK. Can we at least do the Brandon? God be polite. What? John, what do you do for a living, buddy? Where do you live? 44:14 Speaker 5 I live in Marietta, like 10 minutes from the stadium and I work on ATMs. 44:22 Speaker 2 Guys, just take take the money out of them or you put the money in. 44:26 Speaker 5 No, like actually like the mechanics of them. 44:30 Speaker 2 Oh the the money spitting part Cool. 44:33 Speaker 1 Wait a minute, you you work on ATMs for a living? 44:36 Speaker 5 Yes. 44:37 Speaker 1 So what are the chances because I've always wondered this. Like when I go to an ATM and I put my code in and it spits out the money, how often does it accidentally just spit out a bunch? 44:49 Speaker 5 Hardly ever. 44:50 Speaker 1 More times. 44:51 Speaker 5 It don't actually shoot anything out, but it comes out of your account. That happens more than extra money. 44:58 Speaker 1 But you know it. 44:58 Speaker 2 Takes more money than it actually gives you sometimes. 45:01 Speaker 5 Like it won't shoot anything out, but it'll take the money out of your account. 45:05 Speaker 2 Oh, because it's like empty and it doesn't know it's empty. Yeah. Damn, that's that sucks. So you, you got to go in there and tell it. Hey, bro, you're empty. What are you doing? 45:14 Speaker 5 Well, that's usually like the little ghetto ones inside the gas station. 45:17 Speaker 2 Yeah, I try not to use those sketching. 45:17 Speaker 2 Yeah, I try not to use those sketching. They got like a $5 service charge and you got Ahmed back there staring at you the whole time. Then you got a a masked YN standing in the corner about the Robbie, I feel like. So I try not to pull cash out of those sketchy ones. Do you work on the sketchy ones and the nice ones or just the just the sketchy ones? 45:33 Speaker 1 Every one of them. 45:33 Speaker 2 Oh sweet. Nice. 45:34 Speaker 5 And plus the sketchy ones usually have like a card skimmer so you'll get fucked both ways. 45:39 Speaker 2 Have you ever almost got robbed like they thought you were? Like the guy putting money in. 45:44 Speaker 1 Yeah. 45:44 Speaker 5 I've never almost got robbed, but the cops have come up and tried to arrest me several times thinking I was trying to rob. 45:49 Speaker 2 Them oh, did you let them arrest you then sue the sue the Police Department? 45:53 Speaker 5 I should have that was actually, that's a pretty good idea. That's. 45:55 Speaker 2 What you need, you need to start fixing ATMs at like, you know, like 46:08 Speaker 5 Wear a mask and everything. 46:10 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. Just say it was cold or something, or you got bad allergies or you got sensitive skin. You can't have the wind hitting it. 46:14 Speaker 1 Or you work for ICE. 46:16 Speaker 2 All right, now we're just lying then. 46:18 Speaker 5 Everybody would kick my ass. 46:20 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's true story. Hey, I so I got to quit because this is interesting. So if let's just say I wanted to rob an ATM, let's just say I wanted to grab because, you know, you see the stories where people hook up chains to an ATM and then they hook it up to their truck and they just drive away, right? And they just drag the ATM to wherever their stash house is. 46:37 They crack into it and they steal it. They steal all the money. 2 questions. One, does an ATM have a tracker in it so in case I RIP it out like that and I take it to a place to steal it, they'll find me. And two, how much is typically in the ATM? 46:55 Speaker 5 So the big banks, yes, they have trackers. 46:58 Speaker 1 The new IT. 47:00 Speaker 5 And they usually have 20 to $40,000 if they're. 47:04 Speaker 2 The bank ones are all of them. 47:08 Speaker 5 The bank ones, the little ghetto ones, are usually around 47:12 Speaker 2 1000 or 100,000 I'm missing? 47:14 Speaker 1 Oh, OK, hundred really stupid. Well, they ain't got to. 47:17 Speaker 2 Make much money in the hood and then they pull. 47:19 Speaker 1 Out $5, everybody's taking out $10, dude. That's so when you when you work on these, because I went to the bank the other day and they had a guy working on an ATM. This was in Marietta, actually, oddly enough, might have been you. And there was a security guard standing there, like outside his car. 47:37 It wasn't a patrol car, but it was it was a law enforcement car. And he was just standing there while the guy was working on the ATM. Do you get that kind of service when you work on these things where you have an armed guard there? 47:48 Speaker 5 If we request it, like if it's in the hood, then yeah, we can request it and the bank will pay for it. 47:54 Speaker 1 Oh my God dude that's legit. 47:56 Speaker 2 Wait, the bank pays for it or the guy that owns the ATM pays? 47:59 Speaker 1 For it, it's the bank dummy. 48:01 Speaker 2 Banks don't want ATMs. 48:03 Speaker 5 If it's the bank, they pay for it. If it's like a little ghetto gas station then they would have to pay for. 48:09 Speaker 2 It the ATM owner would, yeah. Because a lot of the times like the gas station owners do, do they own the ATMs also? I thought that was like a third party thing that they come in and set them up. 48:17 Speaker 5 Some of them own it, like some like race tracks and stuff. They'll have like Fifth Third Bank ATMs in there. But then there's the little hood ones that they can own. You can buy an ATM and you can charge whatever fee you want and all that kind of good stuff. 48:34 Speaker 2 Yeah, Yeah, I knew. 48:34 Speaker 2 Yeah, Yeah, I knew. I knew people that did that before. That's why I was wondering. I didn't know how many were like banks and how many were individuals. Like they're like, hey, you guys want an ATM in here, but like, OK, thank you, buddy. And then you set it up over there and then there you are. 48:44 Speaker 1 So dude, I got a weird question because we just, we just interviewed for Hobo. For Hobo knows we had a underwater welder, which I thought was a very interesting job occupation for people to take you. You're working on ATMs, Like what did you did you go to, did you get a degree in something that got you into that or did you just like, were you like a trade, like went to a trade school? 49:04 Like how did you get into working on ATMs? 49:07 Speaker 5 So the warehouse used to be in Smyrna, just where they would store all the parts. And I started working in the warehouse and I just learned all the parts and learned what they did and went from there. 49:20 Speaker 1 So if I were to hire, let's say I wanted to pull off a heist, right? And let's say I wanted to take out 20 ATMs in one night at different banks. Let's just say that I did that because I was that guy. Could I hire you to crack into them? And could you get into them easy? 49:35 Like do you have the code? Like do you have like a universal key that will open up every ATM? 49:43 Speaker 5 I wouldn't do banks, I would do the little ghetto gas stations and I would have the keys. 49:48 Speaker 2 Well, I would go buy some master keys on Amazon or some shit like that. You hear that? We can do it, that's true. So. 49:57 Speaker 1 49:57 Speaker 1 No comment, Yeah. 49:58 Speaker 2 See, John, I appreciate it, man. Like I said, yeah, it's, it was a very odd setup. The dude said he was an underwater welder. You'll hear about it, but underwater welder. But he didn't know how many inches were in a foot and he didn't know how many sides Octagon was. And I'm like, I seem like, I feel like those things require you. 50:14 You need that knowledge to be an underwater welder. Like Octopus is approaching you. You need to be able to identify him by knowing they have 8 legs. 50:22 Speaker 5 So the homeless guy was an underwater welder? 50:25 Speaker 1 He said he was dude, but he also said he was a what's the phrase Brandon trick something he. 50:30 Speaker 2 Was a pimp, Yeah. He was tricking out a hose, yeah. 50:32 Speaker 1 He was a trick. What, what? What did he say though? 50:35 Speaker 2 Tricking a girl. Tricking girls. 50:37 Speaker 1 Tricking, tricking girls. It took us a while to figure out he was a pimp. 50:43 Speaker 5 He could have went to an ATM and bought some hose in him. 50:48 Speaker 2 All right, John. Well, shoot me your your name and your e-mail to this number that I called you on and that should be all I need. And as soon as we get done recording here, I'll transfer those tickets over to you all. 50:58 Speaker 5 Right. Appreciate it guys. 50:59 Speaker 2 That's good. Thanks, John. See ya. Bye. Bye. 51:03 Speaker 1 Dude, that's fascinating. Like John, John's a good guest. Like there's so many questions I have about ATMs and how that world works because I've always wanted to rob one. Like like if I if I had no family, I would totally rob ATMs. 51:16 Speaker 2 Yeah, you can just get the keys off Amazon. You know, I figured they were on there. You just buy master keys. You know, you can buy keys on Amazon for like anything that's not like a car. Like you can buy like equipment keys that runs any equipment or tractors or anything. You can just buy those. You can just start anything and you like unlock random doors and shit. 51:34 Speaker 1 I didn't know that. 51:36 Speaker 2 Yeah, and buy them on. Let me look up ATM Key on Amazon and see how many how much they are. 51:40 Speaker 1 Because I've lost, I've lost the keys to pretty much every master lock I've put on all my gun cases because I have like stand alone gun cases now because my my my safe is full of guns. But I I always lose the key so I have to cut them off with a bolt cutter. 51:56 So you're saying I can just buy the keys? 51:59 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, for the most part, yeah. Usually buy like a master set on Amazon, because I got this, this one right here. Where's it at? Amazon? Yeah, they usually look like something like this. Those keys right there. Seen those before? 52:11 Speaker 1 Oh, and that'll get me into the $5000 ATM. 52:14 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can get one of those. You know, sometimes they have them like this too, you know, it just depends what they look like. But you can just buy a bunch of them, figure out which one fits, depending on how much time you got. Are you planning on killing the the cashier or not? 52:25 Speaker 1 No, no, I want to do it as like under the guise of working on it. Like I want to say I'm John, you know what I mean? Hey, it's John. I'm just here to work on the ATM and just open it up and take all the money out. But I'm glad that he told me I need to hit off the the OR knock off the cheap ones first. I'll. 52:38 Speaker 2 Be like, yeah, these these bills are bad. I'm going to take them with me. I'll be back next week to swap them. 52:43 Speaker 1 These are all forfeit. 52:43 Speaker 1 These are all forfeit. I'm going to call the Secret Service. We'll get this under investigation. I'll see you later. You know, be. 52:47 Speaker 2 Like FBI? 52:49 Speaker 1 If you hit enough of them, you're good. 52:51 Speaker 2 Yeah, and then you just convince the fucking Indian owner that be like all right, FB is on it. And then you just got a buddy that comes in like, you know, 2 weeks later, but let me check your ATM again. Open up. But damn, man, you got more, you got more counterfeit bills, dude, we're gonna keep doing this. We'll catch the guy eventually, don't you worry. All right, we're. 53:06 Speaker 1 Figuring it out, they put an out of order sign on the ATM and it's just you coming in and just taking all the money every time now. Yeah, don't worry about it. 53:12 Speaker 2 Yeah, it's a, it's a. That's one way to do it. So, yeah. 53:16 Maduro's Legal Battle and Venezuela's Plundered Wealth All right. So we got, I'm glad we gave those tickets away. Hopefully everything goes well with that. I guess we'll quickly go ahead and do a daily DOS, Adam. 53:27 Speaker 1 News. 53:28 Speaker 3 Got your Daily dos Adam 53:51 Speaker 2 53:51 Speaker 2 US prosecutors argue Maduro plundered Venezuelan wealth in court battle over legal fees. This is pretty crazy right here. A judge appeared sympathetic on Thursday to legal arguments that ex Venezuelan leader Nicolas Maduro and his wife Celia Flores should be allowed to use Venezuelan government money to fund their defense. 54:11 That's pretty fucking insane. So Venezuela, you know, they, we captured his, their president. What was that? January, February, something like that. I don't know if he's a dictator president that words are interchangeable apparently. But now, you know, we ain't really heard from the guys. We've been on a black site somewhere. But I guess they're getting ready to start these court hearings and he's got to get attorneys and pay fees and whatnot. 54:30 And the judge is now allowing him to use Venezuelan government money. To me, I mean, I found I'm an attorney. My rates just went up like a motherfucker. You know what I mean? I mean you. 54:42 Speaker 1 Know. 54:42 Speaker 2 If you're an attorney here in America, you don't give a shit about the Venezuelan government and neither does Maduro at this point. He just wants to get off, so you're going to have a hell of a fucking payday. My question is, or what I'm thinking, is this court case going to be long enough and drawn out enough that Venezuela goes bankrupt trying to pay for this guy's legal fees? 55:01 Speaker 1 It's a good question, but I'm going to say no because I think this, I mean, you know, they say in America you get the right to a fair and speedy trial, right? Like that's what our four, our four found. Oh my God, I drank. I drank a lot of that. Look at that. That's pretty good. 55:16 I did half of that whiskey that she gave me. Our forefathers insured a fair and speedy trial. I don't think that applies to him. Like to be honest, like, you know, I mean, everybody knows Nicolas Maduro is guilty. I mean, look what he did in Venezuela. He was a dictator. 55:31 This is one of those. What's the word? Is it shadow? Is it a shadow court here? What's the word I'm looking for? 55:40 Speaker 2 What like a like just a front? 55:42 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. It's just, it's just a fake. It's a whole fake. I mean, he's guilty. He's going to be found guilty. He's going to spend the rest of his natural life in prison and it's over and it is what it's not. The bigger question is who's running Venezuela right now? We have not heard anything about who's actually in charge. 55:57 Speaker 2 I thought it was. Rubio wasn't. 56:00 Speaker 1 It Rubio's not running Venezuela. Oh. 56:02 Speaker 2 I don't know. I thought he's been doing a lot of stuff. He's been all over the place, thought maybe he was doing that down there, but they. 56:07 Speaker 1 Just say, hey, Marco, you have a very Hispanic name. We're going to need you to take over Venezuela. 56:14 Speaker 2 I mean, I would, yeah. I mean, the most Mexican man you got, just have them run it or Venezuelan, whatever, same thing, right? I guess they're a little different. Who is running Venezuela now? Look at that. 56:26 Speaker 1 I think it's Maduro son, I want to say. 56:28 Speaker 2 Delci Rodriguez Oh, it might be Jose's family and serving as the interim president of Venezuela, having taken power from the capture of Maduro. So I guess he's he's chilling up there. He was the former vice president, so I'm sure he's not correct at all. 56:42 Speaker 1 Yeah, stupid. 56:43 Speaker 2 I think he's just, you know, he probably want to get kidnapped, so maybe he's playing the law. But I think it's like Jose Cousin or something. 56:49 Speaker 1 That'd be cool if it was. Yeah, Yeah. I bet you we'd get some really cool guns in, you know? Oh. 56:54 Speaker 2 Yeah, I'm just about to get some awesome ones. 56:56 Speaker 1 Down there like, hey Jose, we're going to send you 2000 crates of AK-40 sevens and Jose's like, I know just the guys to offload them too and he calls us we're like yeah dude, we'll buy them for 50 bucks apiece. That's. 57:08 Speaker 2 Awesome, next week I just got 75 a KS on the wall back here. There's nothing else that'd be pretty funny. I had to get rid of my Down syndrome. 57:17 Speaker 1 And they they call, they call Jose and they're like, how did you offload all those AK-40 sevens? He's like, dude, Daily Doe Show, Greatest guys on earth, man, greatest guys on Earth. 57:25 Speaker 2 They go watch their show and then you pop on. There's nothing but guns everywhere. You know, we're getting robbed by the local hoods and their local local gangs and everything for our guns. So all right, well, if you listen to us, you're on iHeartRadio podcast or Spotify. Be sure to lose a five star of you and a follow helps out a good bit. 57:43 It really does and see how doing it all the time. So please keep doing that. We got the Patreon down below. Is that paid advertising for the showing for doom, not scary hookers, heroin, prostitutes, everything of that such and billboards. The guy I talked to the Billboard guy today, he has not heard back from the boss, which is a good thing. 58:01 It's a good thing. I think that means it's not a no, you know, it means the boss is busy. He's doing other stuff. I think he's I don't think he says his full time business. I don't think if you own a billboard company, I don't think that's your full time because I don't think there's anything to manage. I mean you put it up there and leave it. You know, you're not like watering it or checking on it every day or feeding it. 58:18 So I think I think we're looking up on that one. We'll see how that goes. We got the website dailydoeshow.com go over there, check that out. We got at the merch site over there as well, Michael, Jeremy's doing some merch for us. We appreciate it handling all that. 58:31 Podcast Billboard Update, Top 10 Enemy List & Episode Wrap-up I ordered a shirt last week. I don't know where it is. Maybe it isn't the mailbox. I ain't checked our our mailbox never gets checked hardly. So I'll check that and see before we get out of here. Now that I think about it, do y'all check the mailbox off? Do y'all even have a mailbox? Or y'all just like old school people where they just throw it on the porch. 58:46 Speaker 1 Are you talking to me? Yeah. It's the dumbest thing. Yes, I have a mailbox. I don't. 58:49 Speaker 2 Think I've ever seen it? Now think about that. 58:51 Speaker 1 I don't live in a freaking cluster of townhomes. 58:54 Speaker 2 Retard close. I mean, they're really close. 58:56 Speaker 1 No, we, we have a mailbox and it's full everyday. Speaking of the Billboard, it was funny because because crazy called me that when I talked to crazy about going up to the the cabin. And he says to me, he goes, Hey, my boss has agreed to sponsor the Billboard for six months. 59:13 And I saw that's cool, man. Like that's a real that's really good news. And I said, well, you know, the, the billboard's going to be the Iran and Iraq's number one podcast. It's explosive comedy and it's going to be us and the jobs he goes, yeah, my boss is going to sponsor that. So it's going to happen. 59:30 And I said, dude, like, like we, we know we're going to have a hard time. Now I will say I I so I texted Dari today from Rs Andrews because I said, look, we don't know. We don't know if this is even going to be approved, but if it's approved by the location to put the Billboard up, is this something you'd be interested in? 59:49 And the thing I love about Dari is his his text back was I'll do it, but you're not putting my name anywhere near it. And I'm like, hell yeah, that's exactly what we want. You know what I mean? We just need a silent partner that's going. I got to see how this thing plays out. 1:00:04 So I think we're going to be good on funding. But it's about getting the yes, it's about getting the yes, you know, and and then we got, you know, Rs Andrews can sponsor us. We'll talk about him on the show. We'll have their little banner at the bottom, but they will have nothing. Nothing to do with that billboard. That was very Dari was like, dude, do not even don't even make me like a little cash in at the top. 1:00:24 Like I want nothing with my company on it but my my R Sanders company up on that day. 1:00:30 Speaker 2 Miley would not be happy. That's like their little mascot. No to terrorist domestic and abroad, but that's good. That's good news. So yeah, once we find I I don't think these guys are pussies. 1:00:45 This current billboard company, Save it Outdoors. Now, if they are pussies, we'll let you know. But as of right now, they seem to be on the out on the Dick side. I guess more like the taint. They're just kind of right in the middle. 1:00:55 Speaker 1 They're still do. We have a, we have a list. Brandon, can you give me the list? 1:00:59 Speaker 2 The list of what? 1:01:00 Speaker 1 Top Let's go with the top 10 before we get out of here. It's a Friday. Top ten people that are on our S list. OK. 1:01:09 Speaker 2 Yeah, bowling for Cox. Boom. 1:01:12 Speaker 1 Boom number #10 bowling with soup the. 1:01:15 Speaker 2 Band low. Fuck, what was Lamar billboards? 1:01:20 Speaker 1 Boom #9. 1:01:22 Speaker 2 Mill Creek Baseball Association. 1:01:24 Speaker 1 No. What do we? 1:01:24 Speaker 1 No. What do we? No, No, no, no, No. No. No. No. No, no, no, no. That was a lie. That was stupid. 1:01:30 Speaker 2 Higher ups. 1:01:31 Speaker 1 Can I not get put on an investigation again? They're the ones that protected me. How about person that tried to report me and put me under investigation? 1:01:38 Speaker 2 Yeah, we don't know who that is. You won't say their name. 1:01:39 Speaker 1 Nope. But bam, that's number eight. Keep going. 1:01:42 Speaker 2 Oh, someone that fucked us very early, boss hog. 1:01:47 Speaker 1 Oh, that's a good poll #7 yeah, the Jews not doing that. Not doing the Jews. Sweetwater Brewery, they would not work with us on the tickets and they were not very cool about the event. 1:02:04 So bam, Sweetwater Brewery number six. Keep going. 1:02:09 Speaker 2 I'm trying to think. I mean, pontoon was cool. 1:02:09 Speaker 2 I'm trying to think. I mean, pontoon was cool. I like them. They just didn't like the midgets. You know, not everyone likes the midgets. I understand, I'm cool with them. I'm trying to think who else is fucking doesn't like us? 1:02:20 Speaker 1 You got this. You got this, you got this. I didn't. 1:02:22 Speaker 2 Think there's that many people that fucking hated us? Oh, oh, the the what's his face up there? Your grandma's neighbor. 1:02:29 Speaker 1 Hold on. You know what? I sold that house. Hold on. Let me say his name real quick. Hold on. I don't think I get in trouble for that. He's gonna have to come all the way here for it. Hold on. God. What's his name? Oh, my God. I can't believe I'm doing this. I'm. I'm blanking with the the best time to say this guy's name because I think I'm out of the. 1:02:47 I'm in the clear now. 1:02:47 I'm in the clear now. Hold on a second. Hey, Megan, is that you? Hey, what's that guy's name up there in Michigan that that I had to sue? Gordon Fairbanks. Boom. Gordon Fairbanks. Hail Michigan #5 Thank you. 1:03:04 Gordon Fairbanks. All right #4. 1:03:09 Speaker 2 #4 Oh yeah, someone, someone said they didn't want us to talk to him again either. Fuck, who was that? I think it was another company wasn't it? Damn, I can't remember the Easter Bunny. 1:03:25 Do we have a problem with him? 1:03:26 Speaker 1 No, we have four more mortal enemies. We have four more. Oh, I don't want to say that name on here. It's a female and she's not going to be happy. 1:03:41 I know #1 but that name will always be left off of this show, so let's just go 2 through 4. I need three more. Brandon, come on, give it to me. 1:03:49 Speaker 2 I like how Chuck you can slowly see him getting drunker over here. It's bad. Fucking damn the Jews. Oh, the Muslims. 1:03:58 Speaker 1 All right, Nope #4 the Muslims, we're not, not all Muslim terrorists. We're not just, we're not putting all you guys in the same group. Just the terrorists #4 terrorism. 1:04:08 Speaker 2 Indians in India. 1:04:09 Speaker 1 No, I don't think that's a good idea either. I I coach children that have families and I. 1:04:14 Speaker 2 Don't. Yeah. They're not in India though. You. 1:04:17 Speaker 1 Have a lot of family there. We're going to stay away from them. 1:04:20 Speaker 2 Were they bathing in the shit river? 1:04:22 Speaker 1 You could do. You could do certain. 1:04:23 Speaker 2 Parts of law enforcement. Brandon, IRS. 1:04:28 Speaker 1 No either Coweta County CSA What's the? 1:04:31 Speaker 2 CSO. 1:04:32 Speaker 1 The jail. 1:04:33 Speaker 2 Cowet County Sheriff's Office. 1:04:35 Speaker 1 Boom, that's number three. 1:04:35 Speaker 1 Boom, that's number three. Brandon talks about them all the time #2 what's the name of the bar that you got banned from? 1:04:41 Speaker 2 Cyclist fucking cyclist on the side of the road fucking. 1:04:44 Speaker 1 Cyclist #2 number one, a name will never say on this show. Good job. All right, that was good. We got a top ten list. We're going to roll with that again in 100 episodes, and hopefully it changes a little bit. But you guys have it here. You're here first all. 1:04:57 Speaker 2 Right. Sounds good. You guys think we'll get out of here? 1:05:00 Speaker 1 Nah man, have a good weekend. Be safe, be strong. Dude. I got 10 teams in this tournament this weekend I got to play six games and I only have 6 pitchers so I don't know how this works out. One guy drops the ball, we're screwed. 1:05:13 Speaker 2 All right. Sounds good. Mill Creek. You're on the the bubble. Better watch yourself. No, you're. 1:05:17 Speaker 1 Not.