Come Touch My Wood EP-266 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-03-26
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Transcript Chapters This transcript was generated automatically. Its accuracy may vary. 0:00 Important Disclaimers and Wild Takes from the Show Before we get started, a quick reminder. The thoughts, opinions, wild takes, bad ideas and occasional life advice you're about to hear belongs strictly to us. 0:16 They do not reflect the views of any sponsors, partners, advertisers, family members, employers, pastors who are officers, or anyone else trying to keep it clean. Reputation. 0:31 If something offends you, that sounds like a personal problem. Now buckle up and enjoy the show. Dozers the. 0:40 Speaker 2 Thoughts and opinions? 0:41 Speaker 1 Expressed on the show are for communicate purposes only. They are not a reflection of Chuck, Iron Fist or female pressure. Enjoy the show, dozers. 0:47 Speaker 3 I'll Rock You like an STP with a black hole sun. I ain't going down. We're going to have 1:01 Chuck Returns to Social Media After Wife's Discovery Hell yeah, I see the voicemail is loaded up with people trying to win these brave tickets. You have until about 1:19 Speaker 5 Tomorrow's you. 1:20 Speaker 4 Know it's very confusing. We were like fucking time machines over here, time travelers. But anyway, my name is Brandon Thrasher and this is the Daily Dose Show. And over there is Dear Charles. How you doing dear Charles? 1:31 Speaker 2 You know what? I'm always here to thank the listeners for their joyful posts that they put on social media about me and about the conversations we have, which I've told you guys 100 times, what we say on the show stays on the show. OK? My wife is still on social media. 1:47 Chris Deroche. OK, so when you're out there talking about me out kicking my coverage or her, and then my wife goes, what's this about? And then Chris says, I, I ain't saying nothing. I I already seen what happens to snitches around here. OK, you just beat me out of the bus. 2:03 I'm trying to record. And my wife calls me out. She goes, hey, hey, what's this? What's this whole social media thing about? I said. I said, hey, I just told Brandon I was going to get a glass of water. Let me let me go record. No, no, no. Explain this. So then I'd explain to my wife how I said some dude at a bar that met Brandon out kicked his coverage with a chick. 2:25 Speaker 4 Did you, did you tell her that part? And you also say that the you said the woman looked like Megan. I'm guessing you did it. 2:30. And, but if she didn't like, if she didn't have a way to text me, like, what do you, what do you expect? I mean, it's 2026, man. Phones are not the problem when it comes to the schools, it's violence and we know that. 2:33 Speaker 2 No. 2:33 Speaker 4 OK, good. Because that that's a trap question right there. Like what does she look good and be like? Oh, no, but we said she looked like me. But no, no, I mean, she did look good, but oh, so she did look good. Yeah, it's just a trap question right there. It's I think you talk too much. 2:47 Speaker 2 That's fine. That's because I'm going to be able to defend myself soon. So a big announcement, big announcement, Brandon, you don't even know about this, but big announcement next Wednesday, which is what's the date? 3:00 PM today, probably to get your voicemail. And if you hear this after 3:00 PM, you probably fuck, because that's usually when we record when we're free. So the winner will be announced on today, but it'd be for. 3:00 Speaker 4 April 1st. 3:00 and I don't think you and mom remembered. And this is and I'm like, oh Jesus. 3:01 Speaker 2 April 1st, and this is not an April Fool's Day thing. Chuck's getting back on social media. So I'll be back to defend myself in in the flesh. I'll be on the Daily Dose Show daily to make sure you guys, if you are throwing me under the bus, I can prepare my statement. 3:17 Because right now what I'm seeing is it's like when you go to court, right? If there's a discovery process, OK, Every day I get home, I'm not getting the discovery information. So my wife has it all because she sees the social media. Then I get home, she questions me. I don't know if I should lie or tell the truth because I don't know what was posted. 3:36 Speaker 4 Yeah, so, so now that means we're going to be at the Braves game and Chuck's going to be like, how do I do this? How do I do that? Oh, did you see this? Did you see that? Like, yes, that's been like 3 months ago. I'm just getting caught up, man. 3:45 Speaker 2 Yeah, well, the good thing about being at the Braves game with Brandon while I make my re emergence on social media is he can show me cool stuff, you know what I mean? That's what I got to do. Now maybe what we'll do, you know what we should do. We should start one of those group chats that I started when I was in Florida. 4:02 What? You'll be with me? We'll be putting up pictures and laughing and ha ha, look at us. We're having so much fun and we'll post it and everybody can talk to us. 4:11 Speaker 4 That's what the fucking page is for, the page group, not the private message group that you made. I don't know what that did that. Did that get deleted when you turned your shit off? Is that why no one's been talking on that? 4:19 Speaker 2 Yeah, I haven't. I haven't. I think I was the admin of that so. But you know what? I bet when I come back on Wednesday, it'll be back in the live. 4:26 Speaker 4 Yeah, it might be right. Everything's deleted. We'll see what happens. 4:30 From Reacher to News: Chuck's Social Media Return Explained So what made you change your mind? Or you just just turn over a new leaf, or turn the same old leaf back over to where it was. 4:36 Speaker 2 I just don't like not knowing stuff, man. Like, and I'll be honest, you know, I don't want to say I scroll. I don't, I don't scroll social media a lot. But I can only go to Fox News and CNN and Yahoo so many times a day to like catch up in the news because when you're not on social media, that's what you do. 4:54 You just read the news and you go pretty deep. I go down some deep, deep holes in news stories. And I'm just kind of tired of it because it's all depressing. There's no, there's no happy news stories out there. It's all about the war and this congressman and that congressman. And then I, I saw the guy, the actor from Reacher beat up his neighbor. 5:00 PM. 5:00 PM. More than likely that's the time. It's gonna be great. It's gonna be fun. We'll have more information for you next week. We also got the merch store, Daily Dose Show. It's on the website yeahdailydoseshow.com. It's there as well, Michael. 5:13 And, you know, it's just like, this is too much. So I just want to get back to the nothing of social media. 5:18 Speaker 4 You know why the Allen Richardson guy's popular now? I was going to say pregnant for some reason, but he's not pregnant because he did that stupid new fucking movie War Machine. That's why people are like, Oh my God, please release the second one. And it's so fucking terrible. Have you seen it yet? 5:32 Speaker 2 No, you told me, remember? I thought that was the one with Jason Momoa. Not No, I'm not going to. Why would I want? You told me it sucked. 5:41 Speaker 4 Yeah, I don't know. I had posted up on social media to figure that out, but someone had said, but he thinks it's because all the movies in the past like 10 years have been so fucking terrible. You get a one that's a little bit good and then people just give it too much praise. But I fucking hated the movie all together. Like I said, it had that he, she and there ain't no way they're in Ranger School and then they're fucking C4 in the thing that don't work. 6:02 So then they're shooting regular bullets at it. It don't make no fucking sense. 6:02 So then they're shooting regular bullets at it. It don't make no fucking sense. And the dudes getting dragged down the road on a fucking Gurney, like come on now. 6:09 Speaker 2 I mean, dude, I, I don't trust a lot of what you say when it comes to movies anymore because you told me you watched 1 battle after another and I turned it on. I was, I was driving, I was on a long trip and I thought Brandon said he watched this movie and it sucked, right? 6:25 So I turned it on within the 1st 5 minutes they're attacking a ICE detention center and saying like we are the resistance and I turned it off at that point. This is the dumbest propaganda movie I've ever seen in my life. It's all about prop. It's just prop. You watched the whole thing? 6:42 Speaker 4 No, I didn't. I watched half of it. I told you that, I said. I watched it twice halfway through trying to watch it and I couldn't do it. 6:48 Speaker 2 Oh yeah, I, I couldn't even get past. I got past when they took over the ice. They they released all the and they got Sean Penn and I turned it off at that point. I'm like once once Sean Penn is the good is the ice agent, the bad guy, and he is one of the most Lib tard, the biggest Lib tard in America. 7:06 OK, I'm I'm out it it was just movies are and then I told you I've been watching. I OK, I'll admit the Madison, you know, it was the Tyler or the not Tyler Perry Taylor Sheridan, Taylor Taylor Sheridan. He he released it. OK, he's he's money man. 7:23 Like everything, you'll be so good. I finished it today. So I watched the entire season of the Madison, and you know what I did? 7:30 Speaker 4 7:30 Speaker 4 I thought you were working at the cabin all day. Were you just sitting there just twiddling your thumbs, letting your realtor just walk through everything? 7:30 in a long time. And I definitely drove to Atlanta that early in a while, but I wasn't too bad on the way back. It was like an hour and 1015 minutes. But we'd there was something. Damn, there was something. Oh, oh, I remember we, we were talking about radio and on the way up to the radio station or up to the studio, I was listening to the radio and I was like, let me see who's got a good morning show. 7:36 Speaker 2 It's a 2 hour drive up there and a two hour drive back. What am I going to do? 7:39 Speaker 4 Oh, there's only four episodes. 7:41 Speaker 2 That I had left. I already watched 4. 7:43 Speaker 4 Shows I watched it the day before driving. 7:45 Speaker 2 So I watched it. Yeah. I mean, I cried. There was a there was a couple tears at the end. It was so sad. The whole movie is sad. The whole series is sad. All it is is Michelle Pfeiffer crying. And eventually you can't help it, you cry too. 8:00 and 8:01 And I didn't. I'm just like, what are we doing? It's still, I don't even know what I watched. I I don't. I just watched an entire series about a woman whose husband passed away and it's been one week and she's dealing with his loss. And it was sad, but what are you doing? It was. 8:16 Don't watch it. 8:16 Don't watch it. Don't even try it. 8:18 Speaker 4 Yeah, no, I'm not. I don't care that much. Yeah, it's you probably pulled up crying. Your realtor's like, oh, do you not want to sell the house? But no, this lady's fucking crying, making me cry. I want to sell it. Let me sell this bitch. 8:28 Dennis Rodman's Past and the North-South Baseball Battle So, yeah, I went up to Alpharetta today to go up there with Steve and hop on his show for a for an episode. It went well. They spit a shit ton on that fucking studio. It was nice though. It looked good. It's got the ambiance of a strip club up there kind of in the where we were, but it was pretty chill. 8:46 We were talking about somehow Dennis Rodman got brought up and I was like a little while on later I was like oh actually my Co host Chuck's cousin Lisa Buckles used to fuck him. 8:55 Speaker 2 Why would you say it that way? They dated. 8:58 Speaker 4 Oh, oh, actually, I think I said he was banging Chuck's cousin was banging Dennis Rodman. 9:03 Speaker 2 OK, she, you know, she's married with kids, and if she ever listened to the show, she's going to be horrified. Can you not say it that way? 9:09 Speaker 4 She's got a different last name known. I was going to know who she is. 9:11 Speaker 2 Yeah, I guess I just don't word it that way. 9:11 Speaker 2 Yeah, I guess I just don't word it that way. You make her sound so. 9:15 Speaker 4 Slutty. Well, I couldn't remember exactly what it I thought they had just hooked up a couple times. I didn't know they were dating, but no. 9:20 Speaker 2 They were no, they were dating because he was, he was playing for the Pistons at the time. And her mom was had just went to the Miss, the Miss Olympia pageant and she was getting into bodybuilding as well. So she was going to follow in her mom's footsteps. And that's when she met, you know, the spider is that that's what they used to call him. 9:37 It's the spider. He was like, oh. 9:38 Speaker 4 James Roman. It's called the Spider. 9:40 Speaker 2 Yeah, they called him the Spider. And then John Sally was the Worm, and they all had their, like, nicknames for all the players because they were the bad boys, right? Anyway, they were, they dated for, I don't know, probably a solid year. And then I blamed my father for their breakup because my dad would not babysit Dennis Rodman's. 9:58 What are they called? The mean dogs, not pit bulls. 10:00 Speaker 4 Mixed breed child? Oh wait, no, you're talking about like a Doberman. 10:00 AM on Monday mornings. 10:04 Speaker 2 Not Doberman's not Oh my God, they're they're dark and they, they're brown. They got brown Rottweiler. Rottweiler. Thank you. It's two Rottweilers. My dad's like, I ain't watching nose killing dogs. So I think Dennis Rodman broke up with her because of that. 10:19 I was I was blaming my dad for it. 10:21 Speaker 4 Well, you know, they'll, you know, we get any listeners from that show, they'll come over here and hear the full story. Then they'll know that they dated, not she wasn't just like a slam piece for them. 10:28 Speaker 2 Thank you. That would make me, that would make my family happy. I, I will say. Did you tell them when you went to their studio and you're in their South side and you're doing your interview? Did you look around and go, yeah, you guys are never going to recoup this money? 10:43 Speaker 4 I was like, dude, this shit is fucking expensive. But he didn't pay a dime. Ted Jenkin didn't. He paid for all of it. That dude's like millions of dollars, but I remember him back at the radio station. But yeah, it was, it was a cool setup. It was definitely far as hell. It's damn, it was like an hour 45 of traffic. 10:58 I ain't got up at 11:20 So I landed on the only station that has a fucking morning show for the most part 101.5. So I'm like, all right, the country station and I'm going up there and they're talking about open weekend baseball and this bitch, not Dallas, some other bitch is confessing her love for the New York Yankees. 11:36 Like, are you fucking retarded? Come on now, Why would this is fucking a town? Praise country. Hoe, bow down. All right, That shit pissed me off this more. She's talking about how much she loves the Yankees and how big a deal it is. And she, Hank, you know, her and her dad text back and forth during the game and her husband's now a Yankees fan because she is. 11:54 And she realized how or he realized how much it meant to her. So he likes the Yankees too, and their kids are going to be Yankees fans. I'm like, fuck this bitch. What the fuck are you talking about? Don't tell anybody that, ever. Even if you were in New York. I mean, you're going to have problems with that, but in the South, you're really going to try that shit. 12:09 Fuck off. 12:10 Speaker 2 Well, you know what? Being a Yankees fan tells you one thing. If somebody tells you they're a Yankees fan, you know what they're telling you, right? 12:15 I don't know. 12:17 Speaker 4 They fucking suck. 12:18 Speaker 2 Dick no, they know nothing about baseball. They're not a baseball fan because if you're a real baseball fan, you're not a Yankees fan. Everybody knows the Yankees are like the Dallas Cowboys. They are the worst organization in their respected sport. But all the bandwagon people are like, oh, the pen stripes. 12:35 Oh, they have a cool uniform. They have a cool logo. No, you, I want to meet the Brewers fans, OK? I want to meet the Diamondback fans. Those are the ones that I look at and go, man, you're a true fan, dude. You're a true fan, right? Like my wife, she's an Orioles fan, She's a true fan of the sport. 12:51 But Yankees every, well, she was born, what, 50 miles north of came in yards. But I sit there and go, I'm like, when I meet these Yankees fans, like, dude, get off, get off the bandwagon, OK? They're never going to be what they were because they try to buy the Pennant. And as we can see it, it doesn't really work that well. 13:09 Well, I guess. 13:10 Speaker 4 LA dot LA has just won two in a row because they have a shit ton of fucking money. 13:14 Speaker 2 OK, we're going to take LA out of it. OK, I just. 13:16 Speaker 4 Doesn't know how to buy players correctly. 13:19 Speaker 2 I just, I hate the Yankees with a passion. I will always hate the Yankees. Even as a Tigers fan, I hate them so. 13:26 Speaker 4 Bold saying that in the South could we fought a whole fucking war against them, you know, And then they, they turn around and name their fucking team that like Como. And really, yeah, the only reason I would be OK with you being a Yankees fan is if you're from New York. And I'll be like, all right, well, why did you move down here? They're like, New York sucks, but yeah, I know. So change your fucking team. 13:42 Speaker 2 I'll tell you what'd be cool, man. The Braves should change their name because you know, with all the the hoopla about oh, the Braves is racist because it's just talking about Native Americans, they should totally change it to the Confederates. That'd be awesome. 13:53 Speaker 4 Oh yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, that really pissed people off. We had like, Robert E Lee is the fucking mascot. 13:58 Speaker 2 I mean, I'm, I don't, is I, I, I don't know. And I'm, I'm not trying to start a race conversation with you because I know how those go. But a Confederate, the Confederates, it's not a racial slur. 14:14 It's not a racial phrase. It's just what the South was. They were the Confederates, correct? Yeah. 14:19 Speaker 4 Yeah, I mean, it's just the the the culture down here and everything. 14:22 Speaker 2 So why do they get such a bad rap? 14:25 Speaker 4 I don't know, because I think we get a bad rap because there's a lot of people still salty about the war. You know, they're still upset we lost. But then there's also, I think I think the Northerners are more like, oh, we fucking beat you. You need to get rid of your heritage and what not. That's just kind of how they they feel about how it is, which if that was the case, you know, Japan should still be bombed, Germany should still be in chains and Britain should be, you know, drowning in tea. 14:49 But, you know, we move on from things. But some people don't, you know, the North, the north, people that hate the Southerners, they're they're they're a sore loser or they're sore winners. And the southerners that are still mad about it, they're just sore losers. You know you got sore winners and sore losers. 15:03 Speaker 2 That's a good. That's a actually, that's a very educated and well way of putting it. 15:06 Speaker 4 That's all it is. Yeah. I mean, people are like, well, we beat you, you need to get rid of your flag. And the other one's like, oh, we'll get you in round two, which I do believe a Round 2, the South probably would win. And obviously we know it wasn't about, you know, slave or anything like that. 15:21 No. 15:21 Speaker 2 No. Abraham Lincoln. Did you know Abraham Lincoln had slaves? 15:24 Speaker 4 Yeah, he did. Yep. And the South wanted to secede from the Union because they couldn't agree on stuff. And they didn't, couldn't let that happen or the North would have starved because we had all the food down here. We had all the products they needed. They didn't. They had, like, steel up there. You can't eat fucking steel, all right? You need wheat and barley, you know, cotton to make clothes. 15:40 You can't make steel clothes. Or you can, but they're very heavy. 15:43 Speaker 2 You heard it here first, ladies and gentlemen, you cannot eat steel, and steel clothes are heavy. 15:49 Speaker 4 Yes, so that's why they needed the South when we were starting to leave. They're like, oh, wait a minute, whoa, whoa, whoa. And they're like, wait a minute, you can't bring your slaves with you, but oh, fuck you. And then we got the war over it. Well, the first part was true. The. 16:03 Speaker 2 Slaves. I was going to say that. Yeah, You, you kind of made the second part up. Yeah. 16:08 Speaker 4 The first part was true, that guy probably knows about slaves. Should we bring them on and? 16:12 Carpet Depot's Dean on Risky Advertising and Listener Offers Ask Oh my God. 16:14 Speaker 4 Terrible timing to hop on, but we will go ahead. We have, you know, we, we were talking about what was it last week we had the, the, the promos for Carpet Depot and Cumulus was OK with it, but this marketing company wasn't. And apparently they know best, even better than the owners, what they think, but they don't, you know, I hate what people always say the, you know, the customer's right, which I guess who's the customer in this scenario. 16:39 Speaker 2 I think it would be Carpet Depot to be honest. 16:41 Speaker 4 OK, well, they're right in this scenario, but most time customers are not right at all because they don't know what the fuck's going on or they would have done it themselves. But we do have Dean from Carpet Depot. How you doing down there, brother? 16:50 Speaker 5 Doing fantastic gentlemen, how are you? 16:53 Speaker 4 We're doing good. Can't complain. I've got to get this out first. I see a pineapple. Are you a swinger? 16:57 Speaker 5 No, I listened to the previous show and I just thought Chuck and Megan might like it over something not over there. 17:03 Speaker 4 Yeah, yeah, he's putting a shot in right now. He wants to swing with y'all. 17:08 Speaker 2 Stupid. 17:09 Speaker 5 No, I couldn't get enough of that when him and was Hans and your boy, your girl down there and Senoia or wherever y'all are. 17:16 Speaker 4 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hans and Tammy, yeah, they were great meeting. Chuck said she looked like his wife, so I wouldn't tell her that that's going to be a hell of a conversation, but yeah. But I I see you got good taste in in sports as well. Everything behind you is Georgia Bulldogs. I do like that. 17:31 Speaker 5 Full good, cool, good dogs. 17:34 Speaker 4 He's all right. I don't give a fuck. I still like him either way. But Dean, you own a you own a Carpet depot. I actually heard a an ad on the radio going up to Atlanta earlier today and I thought of you as, oh, that's Dean's company. He owns Carpet Depot. But you so you do ads on the radio and we played some of the ads here on the show. 17:52 People love them, but you got some problems. Where is it the marketing or the cumulus or the the other business owners don't want to do it or what? What problem are you facing right now? 18:03 Speaker 5 Ultimately, the biggest blowback is what's decent, what's not decent? Who am I going to offend? And you know, you know, Chuck and I have talked about it off air. We y'all have talked about it on air. 18:19 There's a lot of people in this world that are offended by being offended and or they want to just, they just want to be offended by something. 18:28 Speaker 2 So. 18:30 Speaker 5 Listen, it's flooring. It's not rocket science. We're I'm trying to have some fun. I've been doing this for 26 years. How many times can I say I'm on a roll? I don't want to, you know, I have fun with this. You know, I'll have people walk in and ask them. 18:46 I've done it for years. Hey, would you want to, you want to come over here? You want to lay hands on my wood? And it's just something that I do in my day-to-day presentation in sales. 18:56 Speaker 4 Well, it makes sense to me. It gets people to remember you, you know, Whether it's, you know, good or bad, people are definitely gonna remember that conversation. But remember, that guy wanted me to touch his wood and I grabbed his sock. It was awkward. 19:06 Speaker 5 So they're they're. 19:07 Speaker 2 They're Dean, to be honest. I mean, you ask him because you just hope they actually will. 19:12 Speaker 5 Well, so let me let me throw this out there Chuck, you are very naive to a lot of the things of today's, we'll call it nomenclature or whatever it is that Brandon clues you in on like edging the other day. 19:26 Speaker 2 Like. 19:27 Speaker 5 You're right, So. 19:28 Speaker 4 Yeah, Chuck said. He was edging in his front yard. 19:30 Speaker 5 For hours, yeah, I was crying so. So I will throw stuff out there at people just to see what reaction I can get. And obviously there's some there's some age and some time and some things of that nature that, you know, if they're 60-70 years old, they're not going to know about it. 19:49 If they're 20-30 years old, they may know about it, but if they're my age and they're just fun loving people, you know, they'll have fun with it. You know, like, yeah, you know, husband will say, yeah, maybe go touch his wood, whatever. 20:01 Speaker 4 Yeah, I know. I mean, we we've got, you know, you listen to the show. So we got the same problem going on with our advertising as well, except this this actual the company we're trying to put our product on that does not want our billboard. But when crimping, fingers crossed. I talked to a guy today. He's supposed to talk to his boss. He said he didn't give a shit, but he would have to ask his boss. 20:17 I'm like, oh, OK, cool. But so it's so, but there's other, so there's other Carpet Depot owners as well. Do I get that correct? 20:26 Speaker 5 Correct. There's 8 stores, 4 owners, three of us are the ones that talk a lot. But you said the commercial I heard, I'm going to assume you heard today with depending on the station was probably the other two guys, not me. 20:42 Speaker 4 Yeah, I I didn't hear Dean. I was like I was. 20:43 Speaker 5 Waiting for him. I was waiting. I was like, yeah, it was either Matt or Wayne. 20:46 Speaker 2 So, so when you guys do these commercials, right, and you said 8 stores, 4 owners, when you guys do these commercials, I, I assume you know, you're all going through Cumulus, you're getting them recorded and then you're releasing them. Is this a shared cost of advertising? 21:02 Meaning do all 8 stores chip in for this one commercial or is it whoever cut the commercial they pay for it? 21:10 Speaker 5 No, we, it, it's a joint effort. The eight of us, we split the cost. All you know, 8 pieces of pie. We we do split the cost. 21:17 Speaker 2 OK. And that is, is that a monthly cost you guys pay? 21:20 Speaker 5 Yeah, yeah. It's monthly advertising, whether it's digital, online, whatever, all that other fun stuff, I don't know. 21:30 Speaker 2 So I so you just cut the checks. So I don't know if this is a, This is why I'm asking. So like I'm just going to throw this out there, right? Like me and Brandon found out today that they're going to charge us $1400 to put up our billboard, put our billboard together and put it up. 21:46 And then the monthly charge is going to be, what is it, Brandon 1800? 21:50 Speaker 4 Correct. 21:51 Speaker 2 $1800 for this. I mean, is that something $1800 a month? And you know, obviously whatever company jumps on this would be the smartest company in the world. I mean, I can't even tell you how smart they would be. But is $1800 a month for advertising? 22:07 Is that in the Carpet Depot price range? Or is Carpet Depot like dude, we're way past that. 22:14 Speaker 5 I spend $3000 a month on on a billboard in Snellville. It's two sides. 22:20 Speaker 4 So. 22:20 Speaker 2 I mean, I'm just we'll have we'll have to talk off air. I mean, this is a good opportunity if you ask me, just just to let you know. So, so with with your commercial, what is the latest and greatest with how your actual the ones that we played, how are those progressing? What's what's the latest and greatest on that? What'd the advertising company say? 22:37 Speaker 5 So I had a sit down with two of the three media ladies yesterday and you know, we went over some new in store stuff, some pictures, some fun stuff, but it's, it's very just kind of white noise in my opinion. We, you know, our let's we're on a roll, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 22:57 It to me it is again, it's just white noise. Whereas I like the, you know, again, we had these conversations and you guys talked about it as well. Size matters or the I have a big deck and if you've ever come through Snellville and is it OK to say another company's name? 23:16 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 23:17 Speaker 5 OK, so we have a, a, a somebody I've had to use at my store, Royal Flush Plumbing. They're number one in the #2 business. I mean, they're talking about shit. Oh. 23:27 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. 23:28 Speaker 5 Right. I mean, what's taboo anymore? It's not like I'm saying come in and touch my veiny wood, right? So I mean, I could, I could give you guys an hour of this stuff. You know, I've got red oak natural. 23:44 It's kind of pinky in color and it's rainy, but some might say veiny and sometimes it's different lengths. We can do this all day long, but it's not, I'm not doing that. I'm just doing that for somebody to kind of echo you guys sentiments. 24:01 Remember Me, that's it all I want because I'm never going to sell you carpet in a 12 to 15 second spot while you're driving around 285 or sitting in traffic or whatever the hell you're doing. I'm just not. So I need you to remember the spot. 24:16 I need you to Remember Me. I need you to remember my store. 24:16 I need you to Remember Me. I need you to remember my store. So I, you know, I had that meeting with the 2 ladies yesterday and we had some fun with it. And, and I will tell you one of the late, one of the two that was yesterday. And, and she's one of three, she's actually on board with it. 24:32 You know, she's like push, let's push the edge. Let's let's, let's push that limit to a point where we, we can stretch the limits a little bit, if you will, so. 24:44 Speaker 2 What? 24:45 Speaker 4 So let's say they do approve your your awesome ads. I mean, we love them, the listeners love them, they approve them. And then you see, like AI don't know, like a 10% increase in sales in all the stores. Is that is your store. Is it only going to help you for sales in your store? Or is it more like a conglomerate like, hey, my ad or the ads they were running did good and now you have a bump in your store? 25:05 Or could it be like people hear that ad, they just go to, I don't know, Wayne's store and they he gets all the business. Do you get any kickback from that? Or is it just look up the drawl on who hears you? Who's close? 25:15 Speaker 5 It's luck of the draw, but I I will tell you that I am prepared to tell all the dosers. If you come to Snellville, I'll take better care of you than they will. 25:26 Speaker 4 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't. 25:28 Speaker 5 I can't give you a number and I can't tell you exactly what that is, because if you come in and you're going to buy one room of carpet and I say I'm going to take 500 bucks off, that room of carpet might only cost 200. I can't take 500. 25:38 Speaker 4 Bucks off. Look, I want this Dean guy. 25:38 Speaker 4 Bucks off. Look, I want this Dean guy. He just gives me free money every. 25:40 Speaker 2 Time he's gonna buy, it gives. 25:42 Speaker 5 You 400. 25:42 Speaker 2 Dollars but but more importantly, Dean, if if a if somebody comes in and says they're a doser and you tell them to touch your wood, you know what they're going to do. 25:51 Speaker 5 Well, depends on what you look. 25:53 Speaker 2 Like, and you're not going to buy and you're not going to file a a police report, right? Even if it's a dude. 26:00 Speaker 5 Can we talk, Hawfair? 26:02 Speaker 4 It seems like. 26:02 Speaker 2 I would prefer it if it's a dude. 26:04 Speaker 5 I would prefer it listen. It's only awkward if you make eye. 26:07 Speaker 4 Contact when next Next time a dozer comes in and they're asking, you know, about new carpet stuff. Oh, your carpet must get munched up. Real munched, you know. 26:16 Speaker 5 That's a certain that's usually 50 and over, but yes. 26:20 Speaker 2 You're so old, Brandon. That was such an old carpet muncher. 26:23 Speaker 4 Carpet muncher. I mean what? So is wood hard? 26:28 Speaker 2 Not no. That's an old, that's an old statement. Carpet munching. That's what they said in like the 70s. 26:33 Speaker 4 Yeah, it's eating vagina with hair. Right? All right. Just make sure we're on the same page here. You're acting like I'm crazy. We're talking about carpet. 26:42 Speaker 5 Got a step floss in your night stand? 26:44 Speaker 4 Yeah, yeah, that's awesome. So I I think you're going to join us for what, the Chuck here. Is there anything else you need to get out about the Carpet Depot world and the carpet munching and people touching your wood and radio cumulus marketing? 26:56 Speaker 5 Yeah, I'll, I'll, I'll say this. And Chuck hyped me up pretty good last week. That was. I do appreciate that, Chuck. 27:02 Speaker 2 Dude, I'm serious. I loved I, I loved it. I think you're on the right track. I think, I think the, the ad like that's the kind of stuff that I wish people other businesses would do more of because especially in your ad that's short. I mean, what is it 14 seconds? 27:16 Speaker 5 27:18 Speaker 2 27:18 Speaker 2 Yeah, I mean, it's so short. And if you just sit there and go Carpet Depot, we're on a roll and then you're like, hey, this is Dean, Come buy some carpet. Dude. I don't even remember. I don't remember anything about that. You just wasted your money. And if you're spending $3000 a month or whatever it is on this Cumulus ad, that that's just a waste of money to me. 27:36 I mean, it's something you got to like me and Brandon, I mean with our with our, the, the whole problem with the Billboard is we put in there that where I ran and Iraq's number one podcast with explosive comedy, right? And the the reason is, is because I've only got, we only got you for 8 seconds while you're driving by that billboard. 27:53 We we need people to go, Oh my gosh, I can't believe those guys did that. And then go back, go check out the show. And then at that point they kind of understand it's just a gimmick, right? But it's a gimmick that you're going to remember. And like you said with the ear worm thing, there's some jingles that we all just know and, and we could, we could hear that Jingle anywhere, anytime. 28:13 And we know exactly what company it is. And that's one of those things, man, you start saying that kind of stuff and you put that ad out, I promise you, you're going to get Better Business from it. Now you are going to have the Karens because we have Karens. We have Karens on the show, which I never understood, like, why are you listening? 28:29 Nobody's forcing you to go to. It's actually kind of hard to get to our show because you got to figure out Daily Doe Show Clueless too. You got to like go down this like whole rabbit hole and we got people that are like these guys are just disgusting. I mean, I had an investigation opened up on me like what is going on? 28:45 You had you had to find the Tran. 28:45 You had you had to find the Tran. You had to actually make transcripts. You know how many times, dude, that that month, Brandon, every show where we saw those numbers go up, we had like a huge jump. We had like 600 listeners a day. I bet you it was that one person listening to the same episode over and over trying to get the transcripts. 29:03 It was crazy. So I think you're doing the right thing, dude. I'm, I'm 100% supportive. I, I promise you, if you take care of the dozers and they go in there and they see you at your Snellville location and they actually can come to you, you take care of them. Me and Brandon will throw your ads up on this thing. 29:19 So even if they don't see the light of day anywhere else, it wasn't a loss. We're going to play them. 29:22 Speaker 5 Well, I, I love, I love my partners. Let me let me say that. And I'm not trying to step out and do my own thing except that I am. And I've been, I, I have been blessed with great partners. They are, I'm the young one of the bunch. So I will push the envelope a little bit more. 29:39 But my guys, I couldn't be, I would not be where I am without them. And thus I do it. So we were talking again at one point about one man, one vote. So can it go? Can my version of this go different than the collective version? 29:55 And it may not. But also through those conversations with the ladies on our advertising agency, we can pick and choose our stations where Karen doesn't listen, right? So 99 X is not 99 X. 30:10 It's on 100.5 and 100.5 is I don't, I don't understand all that stuff. So my wife and my little girl, they hear Matt and Wayne's commercials on Teeny Bopper you or whatever 99.7 actually is now. So, you know, but I listen to 99 X at work, Barnes and Leslie. 30:32 Speaker 4 You have a morning show again. 30:33 Speaker 5 Yeah, yeah. Well, 99 X is back on air. It's not the 99 XI. 30:38 Speaker 4 Drew up yeah, it's on 100.5 when they when they that whole thing went to shit and then you'd be like, oh, I think we'll revive it with 99 X and you know. 30:45 Speaker 5 It's confusing to me, but you know who's going to be listening to 99 X? Well, guys my age, right? Yeah, You know, Chuck's a little younger than me and you're 20 years younger than him, so you're probably the lower end of the demographic, Brandon, But you still listen to good music, I'm assuming, except for a lot of that little Wayne stuff you always talk about. 31:05 Speaker 4 Yeah, I don't listen to any radio anymore. I only listen to Radio 4 morning shows, talk shows is the only time I listen and no one has a morning show anymore except for 1015 and that building as far as I know. I mean, they might have, you know, Barnes and Leslie, but and then I don't know what Bert shows gone. So I don't know what the hell they're doing over there. But I just feel like they just all kind of left. 31:22 And like I I honestly, I knew 99 X was on 100.5 but I've not turned it on forever and I didn't even know they had any talent on there. 31:30 Speaker 5 I wouldn't call it talent, but it's still there. That's what I that's what I meant, yeah. 31:34 Speaker 4 Yeah, whatever they're scraping up over there. So it's. 31:36 Speaker 5 The same. It's the same guys. It's the exact same guys. 31:39 Speaker 4 OK, so all right, cool. Well, like you said, Dean's up in Snellville at Carpet Depot. Be sure to go check him out. If you need some good wood, I need some carpet, you know, lay down whatever you need. Go ahead and head on up there. And we appreciate Dean. Join us and send us to commercials. 31:55 We love him. The listeners love him. The fuck the carrots. And we'll be all right. We'll go ahead and you'll join us. For what? The Chuck. What the Chuck? Yeah. You want to Chuck me? Chuck you real hard. Chuck me. Chuck me. Chuck me. 32:11 Chuck me. I'm full of Chuck. Oh Chuck, Chuck it real. 32:14 Speaker 2 Good. What the Chuck? All right, I got 2 great ones for you guys today. These are these are the best I've come up with in a long time. So have you guys ever seen the movie Crank? You guys remember that movie is. 32:28 Speaker 4 That the one with Jason. 32:28 Speaker 5 Statham, Jason Statham. And he has to do the thing with to stay alive, yeah. 32:32 Speaker 4 All right, race the race. 32:34 Speaker 2 No, he's, he, he got hit with this. He's, he got it. He got some drug put in his body that if his heart rate goes down below like, you know, 120 beats a minute, he dies. So he has it's, you know, he's got to keep an adrenaline rush for this entire time until he can somehow find the anecdote and be saved. 32:53 So I'm getting. 32:53 Speaker 4 Into he's always getting in terrible. 32:55 Speaker 5 Situations you don't want him to drive you. Yeah. Oh, definitely. That's. 32:59 Speaker 4 What I was thinking of, that's the other one with him in. 33:00 Speaker 2 It I, I'm going to give you guys, I'm going to give you a little help here, all right, so the, the scenario is the same. All right, you are, you're in that situation. You have to keep your heart rate at 120 or higher, finding adrenaline rushes of your own choosing. However, you have to find three separate activities that keep your heart rate up to 120, that are what you consider an adrenaline rush, and you have to do it for six hours. 33:25 I don't care how you break up the three activities, six hours you survive. If you don't make it 6 hours, you die. Which three activities are you choosing to keep your adrenaline through the roof? Brandon, you get to go. 33:41 Speaker 4 Well, I'm not smoking any weed. I can't do that because my sometimes my watch will think I'm dying. They'd be like heart rate drops too low. I'm like, oh shit, I need to move around to keep my heart rate up. I would say doing a oh drive. 33:57 All right, I got it. Now driving around a police station with a bunch of drugs in my car, they had to get my heart rate up or yeah or keep calling the cops on myself and then. 34:07 Speaker 2 Pull me over and I'm like heart. 34:09 Speaker 4 Even if I don't have anything on me or nothing's wrong and my heart rate still goes crazy, I'm like, they're gonna find something or I forgot something in here, or a gun's gonna fall out of somewhere and shoot him in the knee and he's gonna kill me. So my heart rate's always going crazy. All right, So cops, cops following me. 34:24 Let me think about what else I don't know. I could probably Jack off for an hour pretty high. 34:35 Speaker 2 All right, so let's say cops are following you for three hours, or you called the cops on your cell for three hours. That's going to keep you alive. And then you're masturbating for an hour. So now you're at the four hour mark, you need something that's going to keep you alive for two more hours. What is that activity? 34:50 Speaker 4 I was thinking like a like a water park, but I'd have to reserve it out for myself because I can't like wait in line. I'd have to like run up the stairs, slide down really quick, run back up the stairs. And I think that would go by pretty quick. You know, that'd be pretty fun because I think you'd get excited when you're going down the water slide. Got to go on like one of those sketchy ones that you don't know if it's going to fall apart or not. 35:08 You're like, you're quite high here. Yeah. I mean, the thing like that or like getting on a ride at the fair with like, an Indian operator and like the platform drawn pieces of rotten plywood. You're like, Oh my God, I don't know if I'm going to survive this. And it's swinging, you know? 35:23 So yeah, either cops follow me while I got drugs jacking off, and then yeah, water park by myself. 35:32 Speaker 2 You survived, Sir. Congratulate. That was a really good job. All right, Dean, how you survive in this six hours? 35:39 Speaker 5 I, I have, I have so many questions about the parameters of this. I mean, the the most, the best adrenaline rush I have is quite honestly seeing my wife naked every day. I mean, that's, I love that. That's my, that's, that's my favorite thing. 35:52 Speaker 2 That's 5 minutes. That's one activity. Good job. 35:52 Speaker 2 That's 5 minutes. That's one activity. Good job. You've only got 5 hours and 55 minutes left. Go ahead. 35:57 Speaker 5 So am I allowed to say skydiving if it's skydive down and you fall and then you go back up and just keep doing it? 36:07 Speaker 2 As long as you can keep your heart rate up, yeah. 36:10 Speaker 5 Well, I guess the ride up is probably no, the ride up is adrenaline and the fall down is adrenaline until you pull the chute and then you're just like holy shit, I'm done. 36:19 Speaker 4 Yeah, I think we need You would need 2 planes jump out of one land in the other. That one goes. 36:22 Speaker 2 Up. I don't. 36:24 Speaker 5 I don't think you understand. 36:25 Speaker 2 How this works, Brandon's like, Brandon's like, probably need a helicopter there waiting on you so you can just swoop right in there. I mean, getting chopped up is a big deal. It's probably going to scare the hell out of you. 36:36 Speaker 5 Drive a race car. I've I've been on the NASCAR track a few times. That's that's I. 36:43 Speaker 2 Feel like 2 hours in a race car you're going to start to get bored you. 36:47 Speaker 4 Can do the Lamont. 36:49 Speaker 5 If it's a NASCAR, you just turn left, I mean. 36:52 Speaker 2 He's. 36:53 Speaker 5 Like man, my adrenaline, but you're going, but you're going 150 to 200 miles an hour. So as long as you don't run out of gas, you're good. 37:00 Speaker 2 All right, so so you're doing seeing your wife naked for 5 minutes, right? Guy diving for a couple hours and then right, And I'm giving you 2 hours on the NASCAR track, 55 minutes. Craziest thing you can think of to get that heart rate going or you die. What is it? 37:16 Speaker 5 55 minutes what am I doing? Going to die? Craziest thing I can think of Running naked through my wife's family reunion. 37:24 Speaker 2 Oh, see, now you're talking. Yeah, that would do it. See, I was thinking running Nate. I don't know what's the I don't know if I can, even if I shouldn't say this because I was going to beat me up over it. What would be considered like the gayest city in America? 37:37 Speaker 5 You running backwards through a cornfield naked but. 37:41 Speaker 2 I'm thinking like, what's the gayest city? Is it San Francisco, San. 37:44 Speaker 5 Francisco. 37:46 Speaker 2 Like running naked with a gay pride flag. Like a Cape. 37:51 Speaker 4 And you just hope you don't get a boner. 37:55 Speaker 2 It popped into Viagra like right before you do it and you're like, Oh my God, this is going to be terrible. 38:00 Speaker 5 That's going to be on the web page tomorrow. 38:02 Speaker 2 All right, you guys, you guys survived. All right, last question. This one's tough. I don't know. I don't know the answer to this. I thought about it. I even asked my wife because I don't know the answer to it. If you were diagnosed with penis cancer today, Stage 3. All right, stage 3 penis cancer and your only treatment is radiation on only your penis, but it's definitely make you grow another head. 38:28 Would you do it or would you die? 38:30 Speaker 4 Another penis head. 38:32 Speaker 2 Yeah. 38:33 Speaker 4 Oh, where does it grow? Top, bottom to the side like a like a snake head or. 38:38 Speaker 2 You just don't know where it's. It's going to grow on the shaft itself somewhere, but you don't know where it's just going to grow. The doctor's going to tell you, hey, once you do this radiation, I can cure the cancer, but you're going to be stuck with a second and it's going to be the same size as the OG. 38:52 Speaker 4 Do you do you piss and bust out of it too or? 38:54 Speaker 2 No, it's just there. It's just there looking a little weird and stuff. 38:57 Speaker 4 Oh, women are probably like that. Remember your buddy with a crooked Dick and his wife liked it? I remember everything. Yeah, I don't. I don't think it's that bad, you know? I mean, it'd probably be good to be married because if you show it to a New Girl, they're probably gonna be like, what the fuck is this? But trust me, it's gonna be awesome. 39:13 You know? It's gonna be cool. 39:14 Speaker 2 Why is it awesome? 39:16 Speaker 4 I mean, if you've seen dildos and stuff like that, it's got the little humps and everything on it and it's got like, you know, little branches that go up and whatnot. 39:22 Speaker 2 I'm not talking just like a little tiny nub, I'm talking an entire like head. 39:28 Speaker 4 Yeah, that's what the head itself's like. What? That's all. 39:32 Speaker 2 I mean, I yours probably, yeah. That's sad. It's like, I mean, the head's only like what? Besides, like the tip of my pinky. I mean, it's probably not big of a dip. I'm. 39:44 Speaker 4 Just sitting on top man, it'd be OK. 39:48 Speaker 2 It's essentially a skin tag. OK, It's essentially a skin tag. All right. A. 39:52 Speaker 4 39:52 Speaker 4 Mosquito bite on top. I, I don't think it'd be that bad. I mean, as long as you're not peeing out of it, you know, it's not hitting you in the mouth when you're peeing, you know, I, I don't think it'd be that big of a deal. Now, if you're single, yeah, that'd be a problem. But you're married. You're single. 40:08 No, I thought in the scenario I was married. 40:09 Speaker 2 Why would you think that I? 40:10 Speaker 4 Don't know you're married. Dean's married. I thought I could be married in this scenario. AM. 40:14 Speaker 5 I married in this scenario or am I not? 40:15 Speaker 2 Yes, it's today. It's what is wrong with you 2 I don't understand why it's it is today. We're real life, like right now. 40:24 Speaker 4 But if you don't do the treatment, what happens? The cancer spread to the rest of your body. I mean, it's not like your wieners are going to fall off, right? 40:31 Speaker 2 You're going to die if you don't do the treatment. You have to take it off. You have to remove the cancer. So that's your other option. 40:39 Speaker 4 Is it in the whole penis? 40:42 Speaker 2 40:42 Speaker 2 What? No, I would leave you half of it. 40:44 Speaker 4 Oh, OK, that changes a lot. Yeah, I, I think the, I think I'm going to go with the two heads. That'd be a good conversation piece, you know, And you find someone that's cool with it, they're like, all right, you know, that'd be a good talk at the bar. 41:03 But I got 2 heads on my penis. Like, yeah, I do. We want to come see it. And then they go see it. There you go. They might take pictures and laugh, but that's nothing new. 41:15 Speaker 2 OK, Dean, what are you doing? 41:18 Speaker 5 I'm getting the shots. I'm just going to take the the the back door numbing agent and I'm going to rubber rubber down good and go to town. 41:29 Speaker 4 He's keeping the extra head on his penis. 41:31 Speaker 5 Yeah, I'm going to keep it. Yeah, we're going. 41:33 Speaker 2 So you're taking the second one as well? Hell. 41:35 Speaker 5 Yeah, I'm not going to lose my. I'm not going to lose my favorite activity in the world. I'm I'm. 41:41 Speaker 2 Starting to think something wrong with you guys understand Like if you if you have a normal size member and you add a head to it to the side, there's no way you can have sex anymore. There's no way. 41:56 Speaker 4 Maybe you got to start off soft and let it expand once you're inside. 42:00 Speaker 5 But you haven't designated where it's going to grow. It could grow at the base. 42:04 Speaker 2 OK, if it's at the base then that just sucks because now it's stopping everything from happening. 42:08 Speaker 4 No, it's like, it's literally like those dildos that had the little curve that goes up that up the clip. 42:13 Speaker 2 You would have to lay upside down. 42:15 Speaker 4 Flip her over. I mean, good God. 42:18 Speaker 5 And it's not going in me, it's going in her. Yeah. What are you? 42:20 Speaker 4 Talking about there's different angles. Chuck's like missionary only, that's all. I know what you mean. 42:26 Speaker 5 So wait, if in this scenario when you take your pill, does it get hard as well? 42:34 Speaker 2 I mean, it's a, it's a head. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, just. 42:38 Speaker 4 Like mine just flops there. 42:39 Speaker 2 Shut up. It does not flop there. Stop talking like that. 42:39 Speaker 2 Shut up. It does not flop there. Stop talking like that. It doesn't do that. It's normal. It's I'm, I'm back. I'm like back to normal almost. The pills are working. You're such an idiot. I didn't even take a pill yesterday. OK, I'm almost on the mend here and I got a whole, like a lot left. 42:57 All right, Jesus. All right. So you guys are both taking the extra penile head? 43:02 Speaker 4 Yeah, you're just going without a penis. I. 43:05 Speaker 2 Think I'm just going to have to just throw myself off a bridge. I I, I don't know if I could live with another head. 43:11 Speaker 4 I mean, at that point, I mean, if, if you're going to go with the cancerous Dick, you could, you could just go, you could bang anybody, you know, really a bunch of people with AIDS prostitutes. You don't have to worry about it. 43:20 Speaker 2 Why would I do that? I'm married. 43:22 Speaker 4 Not for long. You'll be dead. Might as well. OK. 43:25 Speaker 2 That's the way. 43:25 Speaker 2 That's the way. That's the legacy I want to leave. That's it. I want my kids to be like, what happened to Daddy? Well, he he banged a lot of chicks with AIDS and he's dead now. I thought he had. I thought he had the penile cancer. Oh, he died. 43:37 Speaker 5 That cancer was the AIDS. 43:42 Speaker 4 Yeah, I think the cancer probably kill you before the age or they battle each other out and you're good. 43:46 Speaker 5 You and Magic Johnson, it'll be cured. 43:49 Speaker 4 Yeah, yeah. See, there you go. Thank your aids if you're rich, all right. 43:53 Carpet Depot Update and a Hilarious Jewish Cycling Club Prank Good job, guys. I'm impressed. Dean, Thank you so much for coming on, man. This has been a pleasure. We'd love to have you on again. I want to know how this thing ends and dosers please, please, please, if you guys need carpet, any type of flooring, Dean, I take it you guys do all types of flooring. Is there anything else sexy you guys do that we can tell everybody about? 44:09 Speaker 5 We don't do ceramic tiles. We do, We do carpet. We do hardwood, engineered wood, LVPLBT, laminate. We do everything except ceramic tile. I don't do, I don't do roll out vinyl, the old school stuff just 'cause people call it linoleum or Congolium or whatever the hell they want to call it just because my best installers went home and that means they went back South of the border. 44:33 Yeah, so, and voluntarily for the most part. But no, we'll, we'll all take care of you, all 8 stores, we will take care of you. But the deal that I'm proposing is, is Snellville only. So until everybody goes until we have another meeting, which actually believe it or don't, is next Thursday, we have a meeting the owners plus the advertising company and we're going to put our heads together. 44:59 And you know, I kind of feel like I'm going to get shot down again, but I have a meeting with the two other, my other guys before that. So, you know, I get to push, I get to push the envelope a little bit. And but again, one man, one vote. So I maybe it'll, maybe it'll ring true, maybe it'll ring true, maybe it won't. 45:16 Maybe I get to show him this episode and get some feedback off of it. You know, who knows? I've already, I've already shown the last episode to friends, family and whoever else would listen. So off off of what, 5 minutes or whatever it was you guys did. And you know, it's been 99% positive reviews. 45:37 So it's, yeah, I'm good with it. 45:38 Speaker 2 What was the 1%? There's a. 45:42 Speaker 5 Couple of women 111 woman. Wait. 45:45 Speaker 2 Dean, you're the one who gave me the number for Brandon's insurance lady. 45:50 Speaker 5 Brandon and I have had this conversation. 45:53 Speaker 4 Oh, OK, I know who you are now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 45:56 Speaker 2 Yeah, wait a minute. 45:57 Speaker 5 Yeah, go get some dildo insurance. 46:00 Speaker 2 Dude, so did did. She's single. 46:03 Speaker 5 Right, she is. But I thought about this already, Chuck, you read my mind. She has two kids and I know, but. 46:12 Speaker 2 You said, and I don't want to get you in trouble here because I asked you and you're not as Scott, Tony was, not to say this. I mean, I feel like it's uncomfortable for you. So you said she's she's, she's hot though, right? 46:23 Speaker 5 She's attractive, but of women of that age all use filters on their social media and other stuff, so she is an attractive woman. She is more attractive online, but Katie would give you the shirt off her back and probably take her zone off just so you'd take yours off too. 46:44 Speaker 2 Brandon said. 46:45 Speaker 4 I texted the other day I had to get my insurance changed over from one address to the other because people will freak out and there's two different addresses. 46:51 Speaker 5 But she still has no idea that it's me that gave you all the number. 46:55 Speaker 4 I don't think she even knows we do a podcast either. I think she just thinks that was some dude that needed dildo insurance. 47:00 Speaker 5 No she does know you. You did a podcast because she called me about it and said y'all are mutual friends and I was like yeah I don't know how. 47:09 Speaker 2 Dude, that's crazy. 47:11 Speaker 4 47:11 Speaker 4 Oh, that's hilarious. So all right, Dean. Well, yeah, let us know how it goes. And when you get an update, shoot us, shoot us the the promo or send send us a text and be like we got it through so and we'll send the. 47:23 Speaker 5 Listeners, if dozers come to Snellville, I do have these shirts. I can't sell them. It is a great day to get laid because this guy is apparently a friend of mine made these shirts and it was a RIP off of fall. 47:37 Speaker 2 Out the Pringles guy. Oh, is it fall out? 47:39 Speaker 5 Fall out and these are beer koozies. Same thing. 47:45 Speaker 4 Nice. Yeah, we're we're trying to get food by Thrasher, you know Well that, but. 47:49 Speaker 5 I heard that and I was like, yeah, I can't market these, but I can I, I can give them away. But if any of any of the dosers want to create new artwork that I can sell, that'd be cool too. But Brandon, I do have something that I wanted to bring up to you and that is I I'm a member of a club. 48:08 Speaker 4 KKK. What's that? KKK. No. No. 48:14 Speaker 2 He's Jewish, Brandon. 48:17 Speaker 5 I'm not Jewish. 48:17 Speaker 5 I'm not Jewish. I'm not, I'm not Jewish, but I do have a lot of Jewish friends. So what I I am a member of a bicycle club and, and it used to be called the Star of David cycling Crusaders. 48:35 So we have a, we have a very large contingent. A very it's, it's broad and we do 2 rides a week and typically Chuck may have seen us, we typically start out of our local synagogue. We, we've, I got brought into this by my friends Eli Finkelstein and Meyer Heidelbaum and we we. 48:57 Speaker 4 Ain't no fucking way. 48:59 Speaker 5 Yeah, yeah. What's her name? We got the rabbi up the street. So we're into bicycling, and we do all this other stuff. Hey, there's a helmet right there for you. So we were doing such a good job of driving down Buford Highway at, you know, between 49:16 There's usually about 50 to 60 of us and we, we were getting such a positive response with all the people driving by, we had to change the name to Honk. If you love Jews. So Brandon, I wanted to see if you would come be an honorary member of the tribe for a day and we'll get you fitted with your own singlet, whatever colors you want. 49:40 I'll get you a helmet, whatever you want. Just come and be kind of a Grand Marshall. Be a member for a day. Chuck's already said he's in come. 49:50 Speaker 4 On I make you a deal, the day I'd get Dick cancer is the day I would come is. 49:57 Speaker 5 That a Is that a? Yes. 49:59 Speaker 4 When I get Dick cancer, I'll let you know. 49:59 Speaker 4 When I get Dick cancer, I'll let you know. When I'm dying, I ain't got nothing else to do but go to this Jewish biking club. 50:06 Speaker 2 Star of David Crusader. 50:12 Speaker 5 All right, so for the record, that's all bullshit. I ran. I just wanted to fuck with you. 50:21 Speaker 4 Oh yeah, I figured, yeah, there ain't no way AG would be on a bike, so yeah. 50:26 Speaker 5 I think the two names I came up with were on like TV shows or something so that. 50:32 Speaker 4 Was a good one. That was good. So awesome, Dean. All right. Sounds good. Have fun riding into a synagogue. We'll see. 50:38 Speaker 5 You later, brother. 50:39 Speaker 2 See you buddy. 50:40 Speaker 5 See you guys. Thanks for having me. 50:42 Speaker 4 Absolutely. Oh, at first I thought he was serious. And I'm like, Oh my God, about to be like, never buy carpet. 50:47 Speaker 2 From this day, he called me, he called me and he goes, hey man, I'm going to come on about that whole AD thing. But is it cool if I like ask Brandon to come ride with me and my Jewish bro, my Jewish brothers? I was like, well dude, it better be a pretty good story if you're going to try to get him out there. 51:03 And it was pretty good. He did a good job on that. 51:05 Speaker 4 Yeah, yeah, I'm definitely can't be attending that though. So all right, we'll go and get into a quick daily Dos Adam news. 51:16 Georgia's Controversial Bill to Ban Cell Phones in High Schools That's your daily Dos 51:38 Speaker 4 Senate unanimously passed House Bill 1009 to ban a bell to bell cell phone use in public high schools. The bill heads to Governor Kemps desk. We require school to prohibit use of phones, smartwatches, and headphones during the school day. 51:53 You people are fucking idiots, all right? If you know anything about high schools, they're the biggest black market ring in existence. Anything you need, anything you want to be acquired inside of high school. Guns, drugs, you know, illegal stuff. 52:09 Besides that, it's going to happen, all right? The high school is the most defiant. As soon as you tell them not to do something, they're going to get creative. They're going to figure out how to skirt the system and get around it. You're going to be having people that are going to have like cell phones somehow and like Altoid cans or some shit like that. 52:25 I mean, it's going to be crazy. And if you think you're going to be able to stop children from bringing phones to school, you're an idiot. It's just not going to happen. And I thought y'all were supposed to be preparing them to grow up to be in the real world. Like if you lost complete control of them, that you can't even have control of your classroom, that they're so disruptive with their phones that you have to ban them. 52:43 I mean, clearly you're not preparing them for life anyway if they can't sit through school without a phone. Because I remember when I was there, both our teachers didn't give a shit for the most part. As long as you pass your classes, you're paying attention, you're not disturbing, you're not causing a ruckus, you're not blasting, you know, profanity on your phones. 53:00 Most teachers would let us listen to music in class and everything was fine. So I don't know if it's just got to a point that's so bad that teachers have lost control of the classroom or if it's just the kids that just don't care. I mean, I know if you got in trouble, you got your phone taken away, you didn't get it until the end of class or end of the day, and that'd be the worst. 53:16 Your parents had to come get it up or occasionally they'd let you pick it up. But I don't see this working at all. And I'm very surprised. It's such a big deal that it had to go through the the court systems to pass as a bill, you know what I'm saying? 53:30 Speaker 2 I'm just going to say this. I'm going to leave this here right? There is zero chance that my daughters go to high school without at least a smart watch, that they can contact me if there's an emergency or something happens. Zero chance. Zero chance. And, and I don't care who they are. 53:45 I'll go to the school and I'm going to say, look, here's the deal. Give her, I'll get her prescription for it. I mean, if I have to, she'll have one of those little heart things that I'll get from a doctor. I don't care, whatever. But here's the problem. You know what else is banned from schools? 53:58 Speaker 4 Drugs, guns, guns and drugs. 53:58 Speaker 4 Drugs, guns, guns and drugs. And they're both. They're in schools everyday. 54:02 Speaker 2 That's weird. That's weird that that happens. You know what else is not supposed to happen is fighting. But guess what? They still fight. We're going to ban fists. I mean, this is stupid. You can't see it. 54:12 Speaker 4 And you got a lot of people, at least at our at East Coweta. After I left, August's younger sister was there and she said they were having like, sex rings in the bathroom. Yeah, absolutely. Everybody's penis, and so their vaginas. 54:23 Speaker 2 This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life. Phones are not the problem. If anything, phones are the only thing that's stopping a lot of the things from happening. Because what happens when a fight breaks out or what happens when some like chaos breaks out in the hallway, everybody pulls their phones out and starts filming. 54:39 And that's the problem. That's what the schools don't want. They don't want everything being filmed when you have all these kids that these teachers have to be very, very careful what they say, what they do, because kids can record it, send it to their parents, and go listen to what my social studies teachers teaching me and the social studies teachers over there. 54:58 Like being trans is good. You should be liberal because conservatives are the devil, right? That's the problem. So I don't care what the law is. I will take my citation and I will, my daughter will have a smart watch because if there's an emergency, I have guns in my truck for a reason. 55:19 And I promise you if there's an active shooter or if there's something going down at a high school and my child or even a middle school, my child is inside, there is zero chance I'm not going in. So it's just stupid. Kids got to be able to communicate and that's the best way. 55:35 Why would you take those away from the kids when the kids are your first line reporters? If something happens and there is an emergency in that school? And I'm not just saying something that that serious like an active shooter, but even if it's like a medical emergency, some type of weather event where the kids can report that call 911 and get help there quicker. 55:54 It's the this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life. Who? Who? Pat Kemp passed this? 55:58 Speaker 4 No, it's going to his desk for him to sign, but it's unanimously passed by the Georgia House. 56:04 Speaker 2 Is that Is that House predominantly Republican? 56:08 Speaker 4 Georgia Senate. I don't. I don't fucking know. 56:11 Speaker 2 I'll die. I'll die on this hill, brother. I'll vote Democrat every day. I'll be, I'll be the biggest Democrat in the world if you don't do something stupid like this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life. 56:20 Speaker 4 Georgia said it was it makeup the Majority Leader? Maybe. 56:23 Speaker 2 I guess what is it? What is the What is the political makeup of the? 56:29 Speaker 4 The the problem, I mean, the majority is Jason, he's says, Oh well, from Dallas, GA Republican from Dallas. But this was unanimous, which means you had everybody in the Senate, Republicans and Democrats, they all unanimously voted on this. 56:43 Speaker 2 Vote them all out. I don't care. Kemp can what? I'm not going to. This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life. My kids going to keep a smartwatch on. I I get the cell phone. I'm not. I don't care about the cell phone part of it because as you, I mean, the cell phone's most like, oh, texting, things like that. But you can do that from your smartwatch and still be a reporter for 911 things of that nature. 57:04 Speaker 4 You pay for service on their smartwatches. 57:06 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. Well, I had to because that's what they started with. So I started them all with smartwatches just so that way when they're out and about, I can track them. 57:14 Speaker 5 And then? 57:15 Speaker 2 And then the phone, Savannah's the only one that has a phone, But since she got her phone, she doesn't really wear a smart watch anymore because she has her phone. But I mean, she texted me what yesterday? And she said, Hey, I got a dermatology appointment at 57:32 So I, I got her checked out by 57:44 Speaker 4 So it's the, the, the schools that got to get a handle on it, you know, I mean, and then that, that goes to a part where a lot of them are underfunded, you know, I mean, half the teachers that are there are making what, $500 a week? Less than that maybe. And they're like, fuck, I mean. 57:56 Speaker 2 They don't make that bad of money. They make like 808 eight to 900 a week. 58:01 Speaker 4 Oh, OK, But still, even then, I'm sure they've got, I mean, you got what, 6 classes per teacher in high school? I mean, I'm sure some of them are just like, man, fuck, you know, like I, I don't want to deal with it, but it's really not their problem to deal with. It's assistant principals, it's counselors that are supposed to be dealing with these problems when it comes to behavior. 58:17 That's what assistant principals are for. Walk around classrooms, check to see what the fuck's going on. You find a rowdy fucking class, you straighten it up. At least that's how it was at my school. I don't know about these new schools or what the fuck's going on, but there also is AI would say there is has been a more of a lack of lack of respect for authority or adults when it comes from kids. 58:35 I would say that. 58:36 Speaker 2 Yeah, but that's fine. Fine. If that's the case and things are happening. I mean, there's it's not all the kids you're talking about, what, 5% of the population in high school are bad kids. So those are the kids that are causing the problems, starting the fights, bullying other kids. OK, take their phones away, right? That's what we do at home. 58:51 That's how we handle children. If your kids being a jerk, you take the electronic away. But I don't. I don't wait till Carter is an idiot and he does something on his iPad that makes me mad. And I go, OK, you know what? Sydney and Savannah, give me your iPads. Why Carter did this? 59:07 Like, what kind of message are you sending? You don't just punish. No, but it's just stupid. I mean, it, it works on teams, sports teams, right? One person messes up. Everybody does. But that's a team mentality. Kids don't have that in school. I mean, you just you can't punish all the kids because of a few bad apples. 59:24 This is this is stupid. Now I'm mad at Kemp. Now you got me hating Kemp. Good job. 59:27 Speaker 4 Man, he ain't even signed it yet. He's. 59:29 Speaker 2 Going to sign it. 59:29 Speaker 2 Going to sign it. He's an idiot. They're all idiots. 59:32 Speaker 4 Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's like I said, I I don't see it being able to be in forest. Parents are going to be pissed. So we'll see what I like how in this whole conversation, though, you didn't mention Carter till the end. Like, you're like, when my daughter's in high school, I'm going to make sure I know where they are and they're safe. And you're like, Oh yeah, Carter, I got him too. What? 59:48 He's going to just handle it himself, I guess. 59:50 Speaker 2 Oh yeah, I don't care about it. He's fine. 59:51 Speaker 4 He'll figure it out. 59:53 Speaker 2 He's I have all the faith in him to go somewhere and hide, you know? 59:58 Speaker 4 You just find him like in the science room, just underneath a desk eating a fucking a cheese balls or. 1:00:02 Speaker 2 Something he's been missing for like 2 weeks. So like we can't find Carter. He's he's missing in action. They find him. He's he's hiding in the basement somewhere like with the mops just eating cheese balls and bringing, bringing a gallon of milk. He's like, this is the greatest two weeks of my life. 1:00:15 Speaker 4 Well is the shooter gone? But yeah he was gone like 2 hours after he started. 1:00:18 Speaker 5 Shooting all right, I just. 1:00:20 Speaker 4 Wanted to make sure you know, I didn't want to but that always said don't die stupid. I didn't want to get, I didn't want to get one shot, so hit down here, but. 1:00:28 Speaker 2 You guys could have called me early, you bastard. 1:00:30 Speaker 4 No, yeah, I don't, I don't. That's definitely not going to fly for because first parents aren't going to like it. I mean, I'm sure you're going to have some parents are like, all right, whatever. You know, I don't give a shit. You're going to have some that are very pissed about it and you're going to have others that are going to be like, I mean, what do you, what do you want me to do about it? Just fucking don't get caught, you know? 1:00:48 Speaker 2 I guess, I mean, but if they get caught, who, who gets in trouble? The kid and the parents have to enforce it. And like I tell my kids, hey man, if I tell you to do something, you get in trouble. That's not me. It's not on you. I'll, I'll die on that hill, dude, I, I, I promise you I'll die on that hill. Like, there's no way my kids aren't going to have something Chuck's. 1:01:05 Speaker 4 Tires are sitting in ISS for three weeks because he keeps sitting under school with phones. He's like, it's my fault, it's my fault. But you do have to go to ISS. I'm sorry. 1:01:14 Speaker 2 Sorry you haven't. Sorry, you're 21. You ain't graduated yet. But I promise you, you're safe. I promise. 1:01:19 Speaker 5 You. 1:01:19 Speaker 4 Like dad, I haven't seen anybody in any of my classes in months. I always don't worry about them. They're just they're just hanging out with the bad kids now. And ISS, so yeah, it's, it's supposed to take place in 20272028, which I guess is this. 1:01:36 No, it'd be next spring, right? No, no, no, no, no. Not this fall. Fall. 1:01:40 Speaker 2 Yeah, it'll be next year, but that would be the. 1:01:44 Speaker 4 Fall fall. So not this fall but next fall. That's if it gets passed or shit don't get changed because Kemp's out at the end of this year anyway. I believe in November we got so they might reverse it anyway. 1:01:57 Speaker 2 Adios you POS idiot. 1:01:59 Speaker 4 Oh wait, you don't like him? 1:02:00 Speaker 2 Not anymore. I did. Now you got me all mad at him. 1:02:03 Speaker 4 I I mean, I didn't, I think I hadn't even signed it as of right now, but. 1:02:08 Speaker 2 He's going to and then I'm just going to get mad again, so I might as well just get mad now and just be pissed off. 1:02:12 Speaker 4 Yeah, well, I guess your kids won't be graduated by then, will they? 1:02:18 Speaker 2 Next year, no. I. 1:02:19 Speaker 4 Don't know if they had them on some kind of fast track or something. 1:02:21 Speaker 2 No, my, my daughter actually looked at me. What was it yesterday? No, it was like 3 or 4 days ago when we're driving somewhere and she goes, isn't it weird that I'm going to be driving next year and she's only what, she's 13 right now? And I said, how's that? What are you talking about? She said, well, I turned 14 in August. 1:02:37 By next August, I'll be 15, so I'll be driving at the end of next year and I'm going, Oh my God, dude, that's freaking crazy. So yeah, she'll be in 8th grade when this when this goes into effect, she'll be going into the 8th grade or she'll be finishing the 8th grade. 1:02:55 Speaker 4 Oh OK but also the crazy thing is this is just high schools and the worst place. I mean not as many kids have phones in middle school but middle schoolers are honestly worse than high schoolers because they're in that transition period and they've got all the hormones and it's fucking wild. At least in my scenario was and pretty much every school down here, all of the middle schoolers were terrible compared to I mean high schoolers are rowdy and shit but not nearly as bad as middle school. 1:03:17 They have like no respect for life or anything. 1:03:21 Speaker 2 No. And all the and all the middle schoolers have phones. Like all my daughters friends, they all have. I don't have phone. My wife or my daughter texted me from school and she said hey, I'm not supposed to have my phone out. But she wears those leggings with the little pocket on the side that she can slip her phone into. 1:03:36 So she'll be sitting in class and she'll pull her phone out and she'll text me. 1:03:39 Speaker 4 Yeah, I'd have had leggings on. 1:03:41 Kids Who Don't Drive and Final Show Plugs Them I didn't see Brandon wearing leggings. I have to wear these so I can sneak my phone in man. 1:03:49 Speaker 4 Well, well, I am glad she's a eager to drive. A lot of kids, you know that I've heard like buddies kids and you know, buddies, nieces and nephews and whatnot. They don't really give a shit about driving. They just want an Uber everywhere. They don't want to get a car. They don't want to drive. I turned the day I turned 15. I went and got my learners the day I turned the day 16 and one day old I got my license. 1:04:08 Speaker 2 Yeah, that's what you're supposed to do. That's what men do. That's what normal human beings do. And I'm not going to get into this conversation because I'll get in trouble. But I'll tell you, there are family members of mine that live very, very close and get their license. So they're almost 20. Oh, that's. 1:04:20 Speaker 4 Weird. 1:04:21 Speaker 2 That's what I said. 1:04:23 Speaker 4 What the fuck are you doing? I mean are they ubering or just having mom and dad drive them everywhere? I mean it's a whole nother freedom when you got. 1:04:29 Speaker 2 Friends picking them up. Friends picking them up. 1:04:32 Speaker 4 I'll say I would hate that too. You know, especially I mean, I like going to drive up to the gas station and take a cruise, you know, just just clear my head and figure out what's going on in life. You know, that's the most therapeutic time. Sometimes just a late night Dr. cruising, you know, you got to think about some things. So that's all I do. That's fucking weird. 1:04:47 I don't understand that some people just don't want to drive, but I love driving. I don't want to drive like professionally like trucker or NASCAR, but casual I I do enjoy not competitive driving. I'm not a competitive driver or a professional driver. I'm a casual driver that very much enjoys it. 1:05:02 So all right, if you listen to it on iHeartRadio app, podcast or Spotify, be sure lose a five star review and follow helps out a good bit. It really does and we see y'all doing it all the time. We also got the Patreon down below. Use that for paid advertising for the show. 1:05:18 Hookers, heroin, doomed, scary prostitutes and fingers crossed guys, fingers crossed. That boss man hits me up the day and says hell yeah I like that billboard even though I am Iranian. Whatever. We also got the website, dailydoeshow.com. 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