Treasure Hunting Hard EP-261 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-03-19
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Transcript Chapters This transcript was generated automatically. Its accuracy may vary. 0:00 Welcome to the Show: Disclaimers and Opening Remarks Before we get started, a quick reminder. The thoughts, opinions, wild takes, bad ideas and occasional life advice you're about to hear belongs strictly to us. 0:16 They do not reflect the views of any sponsors, partners, advertisers, family members, employers, pastors who are officers, or anyone else trying to keep it clean reputation. 0:31 If something offends you, that sounds like a personal problem. Now buckle up and enjoy the show, dozers. The thoughts and opinions expressed on the show are for communicate purposes only. They are not a reflection of Chuck, Iron Fist or female pressure. Enjoy the show, dozers. 0:47 Speaker 2 I'll Rock You like an STP with a black hole sun. I ain't going down. We're going to have 1:03 Chuck's DIY Rockwall Project and TV Size Challenges the last day of winter. We have no more winter until the end of the year and then we have winter again. But we are now starting tomorrow in spring and I think we're done with all the cold weather, which is great. My name is Brandon Thrash here. It's the Daily Dose Show over there. It's Chuck Iron Fist. How you doing? 1:17 Speaker 4 Well, nothing happens to me. That's not a an issue. I, I, I texted Brandon because I'm, I'm doing this stupid Rockwall that the every contractor that walked in my house that was going to be $12,000. I'm happy to report I'm 25% done and I have spent $180 and so like. 1:37 Speaker 3 Two weeks though, hasn't it? 1:39 Speaker 4 It has and we are no closer to a resolution. 1:41 Speaker 3 And let me guess you're, you're, you're just doing the bottom 25% first, right? 1:41 Speaker 3 And let me guess you're, you're, you're just doing the bottom 25% first, right? You're not like going up vertically, you're doing horizontally. 1:49 Speaker 4 Yes. 1:50 Speaker 3 Of course, all right, now that you're doing the easy part first, so now this next part, once you have to start elevating, getting vertical, that's what's going. 1:57 Speaker 4 To be costly, the bottom's the hardest because you have to cut all the tile around the existing fireplace and the crown molding to be perfect. Yeah, but think about, it's going to be stacking. 2:07 Speaker 3 Think about how many times you got to go up and down the ladder and then think about how many times you're going to fall off the ladder. Think about how many times you got to go to the ER. You know it's probably going to be like 2 ER trips for you to finish this wall by like another month and 1/2. 2:17 Speaker 4 I'm wearing an apron and I'm loading it with tiles, so when I go up I'll just have to reach really, really far left and really, really far right and I'll be able to cover about 10%. So 10 trips. 2:28 Speaker 3 I think it's when people start falling. I think that's like the number one rule on a on a line is like don't reach left or right. 2:33 Speaker 4 OK, that's not my problem. OK, that's that's the problem for the future, Brandon, I'm trying to focus on the problem at hand today. You know what that is? 2:42 Speaker 3 Getting 26% done no my. 2:44 Speaker 4 Old TV. So I have a 65 inch, I don't know, Sanyo or Sanyo or whatever they're called, and it's from, I'm going to say 2000 20. OK, so it's got a pretty fat back on it. 3:02 OK, Yeah, it is. So so I get the whole sides done and I didn't do right where it latches on because I kind of thought ahead and was like, yeah, I bet you if I put some tile there, it's going to prevent it from latching on. 3:18 Well little did I know the tile prevented all of it from getting on the wall, even the stuff way out to the sides. So I have to go now and get a new TV for my living room now. You know TV's are pretty thin right now, but dude I don't know, 65 inch seems efficient or sufficient. 3:38 But I mean does it really matter when you start going into 657585? These people got 90 inch TV's right now and I'm going do I need that in my life? 3:47 Speaker 3 Yeah, you need to. You need to get a 85 inch OLED TV. You're going to love it, dude. 4K, it's going to be like probably $1500, but it's going to be amazing. It's going to be great. You're going to love it. It's going to be awesome. It's good, looks great. 4:00 Speaker 4 I'm not spending that much money on TVI looked online. 4:02 Speaker 3 How long, like how much enjoyment you can get out of that as a family. I mean, TV time is family time. Price on family. 4:09 Uncovering the Truth Behind TV Screen Measurements Oh yes, dude, all these TV's are false advertisement. You know it because they say I don't understand how TV's are measured. OK, because it's this is 65 inch, the screens, I don't know, 40 inches big. I don't understand how they measure these TV's. It's complete lies because if you look at 85 or 90 inch, it's not an 85 or 90 inch screen. 4:29 Speaker 3 You're measuring diagonally, right? 4:32 Speaker 4 That doesn't make any sense. 4:32 Speaker 4 That doesn't make any sense. Why have I what? What else in life do you ever measure diagonally when somebody says how big is it if that's the case? 4:39 Speaker 3 It's rectangles. What? 4:42 Speaker 4 Are you talking about? 4:43 Speaker 3 It's a rectangle and triangles. That's that Pythagorean theorem. I think a lot of people do that when measuring. And it also shows you on the box, it has a line going from the bottom left corner to the top right. Have you been measuring TV's all along across the top? Have you been doing this for 47 years of your life? Are you kidding me? 4:57 Speaker 4 Hold on, hold on. Hear me out. Nothing else in life do we measure from corner to corner. Ever. Name one thing. Name one thing and I'll. I'll shut up. 5:06 Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah. A house when you're building it. 5:08 Speaker 4 No, that gives you square feet. And if I took how many square feet my TV is right now, it's probably, I don't know, 3 * 4. So what is it? It's it's 12 square feet. No, what? What are you talking about? Chuck's. 5:24 Speaker 3 Going there but I need 1000 square foot TVI mean A10 square foot TV? 5:30 Speaker 4 That's what I'm saying. If you you multi square footage, you multiply the length by the width, so or in this case the width by the height. So it'd be, yeah, 12 square feet of TV. 5:42 Speaker 3 Well, TV's are a standard 16 by 9 layout, so that's why they do it diagonally because it's got to be proportionate. So as you go out further, it has to get taller and wider proportionately or else you're going to have a bunch of funky ass TV's. You're going to have one TV that's fucking 40 inches wide and it's only going to be 20 inches tall. 5:58 You know, like what? 6:00 Speaker 4 The. 6:00 Speaker 3 Fuck is this. 6:01 Speaker 4 Sometimes that's what you need. Sometimes that's all you got space to work with. OK, Because right now I'm not happy with what's going on because the 65 inch TV, Megan's over here going, oh, we need an 85 inch. 6:13 Speaker 3 Yeah, you look. 6:13 Speaker 4 Great. No, they're no, they're expensive. I'm trying to get ATV for $389 and I think it's a 75 inch at Best Buy and Walmart. It's 380 all that, but it's thin. I need a thin TV because I got to be able to get it on these rocks, or I'm going to have to get one of those things that stick out of the wall and then you're going to see behind the TV that I didn't finish it. 6:36 Speaker 3 Yeah, he's, I mean, those are nice. Didn't he move it around a little bit? But it's too high to even touch it, isn't it? 6:41 Speaker 4 Yeah, it's pretty high. And like I said, I need to make sure it's flush so nobody can see that I saved no three by three feet of rock 'cause that was going to cost me an extra 60 bucks. 6:52 Speaker 3 Well, the problem, the problem with that is whatever TV you get, you're gonna have to get that same exact TV in the future because they're all a little different or you're gonna have like 1/4 inch of nothing around the TV once you put it back on there. 7:04 Speaker 4 See this is. 7:06 Speaker 3 Fighting, you get a nice one and get the warranty and then right before the warranty's up, just have something happen to it and then take it back and get a new one. They don't really ask questions really. That's why it doesn't. 7:16 Speaker 4 I well I think on does it too. I think Walmart does that with their on brand. 7:19 Speaker 3 Oh I hate dealing with Walmart customer service though. But Best Buy is much better because it's like nobody in there ever. 7:24 Speaker 4 Don't you remember the story about what I did when I bought that? It was a 70 inch or something for the cabin and the guys like, oh, I can install it and he's helping me install it and he's running the cable for Dish Network and he's he was leaning on the TV as it was mounted and just Wham. And the whole thing just broke and it was the same day I bought it. 7:41 I took it back to Walmart and they were so pissed but they returned it and they just gave me a new. 7:45 Speaker 3 One, actually, I take that back because remember I told that story about when I ran those Russians over on their bicycle, and then we took the bike back up there and exchanged it. 7:53 Exploiting TV Warranties and Crazy Mark's Unicorn Gift Yeah, they didn't ask any questions either. I just said, I just said it wasn't working right. Although this one's broken, the whale framer visibly bent. Couldn't. 8:01 Speaker 4 Really, Walmart? Walmart doesn't care. 8:03 Speaker 3 Yeah, but I would just say, oh, camera's falling to you again. But no, I would say it's easier to deal with Best Buy. But I do like, you got to get to get TV, man. You got to get, you know, think about it. I mean, that's where you watch stuff, you know? No. 8:16 Speaker 4 All TV's are the same. Like when you if you took me to Best Buy right now and you sat me in front of the Sharp. Is that the one you're talking about? The Sharp. 8:23 Speaker 3 No, No, I would not buy a Sharp No. 8:25 Speaker 4 OK, well, whatever it is like their their premier TV and they have it in their like sitting room where you can see all the TV's and they they wow you with their loud speakers and their surround sound. And I'm looking at the TV's and I can't tell the difference. I don't know if there's something wrong with my eyes or something, but I don't see any difference in a 300 TV, 300-TV and A3000 TV, you know? 8:46 Speaker 3 I believe you do have something. I mean, you've been measuring TV's a long ways for, for 47 years. I I can. I can't believe that you don't know the difference in them. 8:54 Speaker 4 I've I may or may not have returned to TV before because it said 50 inch and when I measured it at home it was only 42 inches and I took it back. 9:00 PM. 9:04 Speaker 3 Oh my God, they're probably like, Sir, how did you measure that? Across the top and down the side, of course, like you measure everything else. Why would this be any different? 9:11 Speaker 4 OK, let's stop talking about this 'cause I just don't want any crap from anybody. 9:17 Speaker 3 Go to best blah blah. I need a 5 by 3 foot TV. 9:21 Speaker 4 That's what they should do. If they did that, I would know exactly what I need to cover my space, but instead they're over here going inches diagonally. Hold the four to sqrt π. 9:32 Speaker 3 What you have to because the format is 16 by 9. That's the. 9:35 Speaker 4 Aspect ratio, I get that. But when I'm doing tile work, it's not that aspect. So I need you to tell me what area of my wall is going to be covered. Yeah, OK. 9:46 Speaker 3 I got you, I got you. But you should, I mean, I will say in your house you can stay in any, any room, any spot downstairs and see ATV. So you might as well have a good one in the living room. You get she sees all over the place. 9:56 Speaker 4 Like my wife right now and and she's over here going, we should take that old one and hang it above our bed. It's from 7 years ago. If it falls, we will die. It it weighs, it weighs at least 100. Well, I don't say £100. It probably weighs 75 lbs. 10:12 She's talking about. She was. 10:13 Speaker 3 Putting it on the ceiling. 10:15 Speaker 4 So right now in our room, we have one of those high ceilings with a fan in the middle and we hung ATV in the like thing going up in the sky or up in like toward the in the top of the ceiling. Shut up, shut up. OK, it's but it's hot. Yeah. But it's you know what I mean? 10:31 But it's a little, it's a little TV. It's probably a 42 inch. She wants to hang the 65 inch up there. But like I said, if it falls, it will, it will, it will kill somebody and, and I don't, I don't want to, I don't it's going to be angled at us. It's going to fall and hurt me and I I just don't want that happening. 10:48 So if anybody wants a 65 inch TV, I'll give it to you. 10:51 Speaker 3 It's going to fall right on your Dick and break it again in the middle of the night. 10:54 Speaker 4 Oh crap dude, I didn't return grandma's scooter yet. I'm going to get charged for that. OK sorry. I just you just remind I was going to say I got I should take this TV down to Jose and see if he wants to buy it, but then I remembered I got to return the scooter first. I. 11:07 Speaker 3 Think you should probably take the TV to the scooter guy and give it as like a peace offering. But look, I'm sorry I fucked it up but look at this TV it's seven years old. Wouldn't you love it? It's. 11:15 Speaker 4 Not a bad idea. I kind of like where your head's at on that. 11:18 Speaker 3 Killed two birds one stone. Man, you don't have to get the money for all the shit grandma fucked up on the scooter and you get rid of your TV. 11:25 Speaker 4 Got a lot of repairs to do before we get any further. 11:27 Opening Listener Gifts and the Fear of a Podcast Bomb I have to do this because I got it. I got a package delivered to my house today. 11:32 Speaker 3 Oh, is it a bottle? 11:33 Speaker 4 I've not looked at it yet, so. 11:35 Speaker 3 What are these times? We're going to get a bomb. Now, I will say, I will say if you send Chuck a bomb, you'll be able to see the video because I can post it. But if you blow me up, then there's going to be there's going to be no video. Yeah. 11:46 Speaker 4 It does suck. So like my death would be posted, would you really do that? If if something happened to me, let's say I survived but I blew off 5 fingers and lost my nose, would you post that? 11:59 Speaker 3 Yeah, that's what we'd need to get the podcast off the ground. Dude, that'd be instant hit. We'd be on every news station. You'd be doing your rounds on TV, You know, I think it'd be good rocking and rolling. You could be on like other people's podcasts be like well my podcast finally taken off but it cost me 4 fingers in the nose. 12:15 I would never podcast again if I had a death threat that blew my nose off. 12:20 Speaker 4 And you, what's sad is you would actually do. I swear, I know you would do that. You'd probably post it early. You'd get on social media like, hey, we got a, we got a hot 1 coming out tonight. We're releasing this one at 12:30 Speaker 3 Yeah, but then I got to hit up Seat Chuck in the hospital. 12:34 Speaker 4 All right, well, I'm going to open it. So this this gift so crazy. Mark has been trying to get me this gift before he went to Florida and he was reaching out to me. He was texting Brandon as well. And you know, like you guys know, Rick Mark is a he's, he texts like a woman. He sends you at least 10 paragraphs to say, hey, man, what are you doing? 12:53 OK, so. 12:54 Speaker 3 Someone I was in the truck with a buddy earlier. He was texting me and they were just coming through like crazy. I'm like, Oh my God, he's like, who's that? It's like crazy. Mark is like he texts in paragraphs and quickly too. Somehow he typed him very, very quickly. 13:07 Speaker 4 He's the fastest texter I've ever seen in my life. I don't know if he has AI doing it or what but he is really good at texting but I don't really read him a lot. But I did read today when he said, hey, where are you? And he was trying to track me down. Nancy wanted to give me this gift and I said, hey, man, I'm working. I'm I'm out, I'm in Marietta, I'm in Woodstock. 13:22 I'm kind of all over. So he text me a picture of him holding my gift at my front door of my house and my wife was home, which I just have to say, Mark, Mark, next time you do that, at least not can say hi. It's creepier if you don't say hi, if you just secretly hold on. 13:40 What'd you say, Meg? Yeah, she said he didn't knock. So. So she said she was home and she was. And she was kind of. No, I'm just kidding. She is not. She was. She's saying she was not home from school yet. She's getting so pissed. She's like, I would not help, but I thought my wife was home. And I'm like, what is he? 13:56 He just dropped it off and ran away. It's kind of weird. So here's the gift. Here's the gift. 14:01 Speaker 3 That's how I would deliver a bomb. Yes, exactly. It's got a Unicorn on it. Yes. We learned about unicorns last week. All right. To Chuck from Crazy Mark. All right. 14:12 Speaker 4 It's a Unicorn bag. All right, let's see what we got here. 14:17 Speaker 3 What is this for? Oh yeah, your birthday. Oh my God. Look like a thing of popcorn chicken you get from Publix. 14:23 Speaker 4 The first thing is. 14:25 Speaker 3 I got you a glass. That's crazy, Mark. Look at that. 14:28 Speaker 4 Crazy Mark, Crazy Mark Pint glass and had to have that with a shirt. I can only imagine what this one is. What do you think it is, Brandon? It's. 14:38 Speaker 3 Got to be. 14:38 Speaker 4 Crazy Mark be like, wear me out, wear me with a crazy Mark T-shirt. Hold on. There's more more shirts coming out. There's not There's just look how much paper towels he put in is are. 14:55 Speaker 3 Those actual paper towels? 14:57 Speaker 4 They're actual paper. He is such a dude, man. Like. 15:03 Speaker 3 He just was left on the roll. He's like, I can't use the rest of these. I'm going to put them in the bottom for Chuck and use them. 15:08 Speaker 4 That is really funny. So, so now I'm going to have a crazy Mark pint glass sitting on my on my desk. This stuff is selling like hotcakes. If you guys have not gotten your Daily Dose Show merch, you might want to jump on it, especially the crazy mark stuff because that's a limited time. A limited time. It's a it's a special series we're doing. 15:24 Once it's gone, it's gone. And we've had some large orders in Canton. So anybody wants one, now is the time to get one. They're going to be collector items. 15:33 Speaker 3 Hell yeah. Awesome. All right, so we both received a package and no bombs yet. We're we're 2 for two. We're good. 15:40 Speaker 4 Well, see, I always know when they were from Jose because he always puts and I don't know if he's cussing at me or what on the on the post label thing, but it's like LP psyched the old E nunos E Chucky and I never know what it means. 15:52 Speaker 3 We looked it up one day, it was like Chuck the rapist or something. 15:55 Speaker 4 Oh my God bro, it does not say that. 15:58 Speaker 3 Yeah, something like that. Or Chuck's like like big Weiner or something, something. 16:01 Speaker 4 Like that that's. 16:02 Speaker 3 Probably what it says. 16:05 Speaker 4 So yeah, we, we appreciate gifts though. 16:06 Password Protection and AI Camera Battery Drain Concerns Thank you guys very much. And, and yeah, we'll, we'll continue to open your gifts on air, but if you guys could please send them to Brandon, that'd make me happy. And then Brandon can get mine to me. 16:16 Speaker 3 Yeah, but like I said, if I'm the one that blows up, then, you know, get to see the video. So that's my insurance package. You know, they'll be like, oh, let's see what what? Watch Chuck get blown up, you know? 16:25 Speaker 4 Do you? Do you have a password on your computer to even access these? 16:29 Speaker 3 Yes. 16:30 Speaker 4 So, OK, funny, funny idea. So what happens if somebody does send you something and it really is a bomb or something that kills you and they go to do the investigation and nobody can access the footage. And like in the video, you're over here like, oh, Chuck, there's a label on it. 16:47 I'll tell you later who it's from, right? And then and then boom, you blow up. And they interviewed me and I'm like, I don't know. But the label said who it was from. And they they go and they look and everything's incinerated at your house. And they're like, if we only had the password, we could go back and zoom in on the footage. 17:05 So. 17:06 Speaker 3 I I give you good news Chuck, you also have access to the Stream Yard library where we record our videos into. You could download it. 17:13 Speaker 4 I guess I could save the day. 17:16 Speaker 3 Chuck, I don't know how to access the library. We're we're locked out, guys. I don't know what to do. I don't know. I don't know how to plug my Mac. 17:21 Speaker 4 And it died. I don't know what to do. OK, I was just trying to get the password. That's all I was trying to do. And then you crack the code before I had a chance. That sucks. 17:30 Speaker 3 Yeah, Chuck's like things seems to run on a power source and we're out of power. How do we How? 17:34 Speaker 4 Do we charge this? I will. I will say hey, my IAI camera I have I've had my computer plugged in all night and my AI camera when I turned my computer on just now set my computer said 43%. I'm like what the this thing must be running constantly so I'm going to have to fix that. 17:52 Speaker 3 It's not draining your battery that much though. It's there's no way it's pulling more power than what your house can provide to your fucking laptop. 17:59 Speaker 4 This is a pretty high-powered camera. It's pretty legit. I mean, if you knew what Jose went all out on this thing. So I can envision I probably need to have two power sources because it is a powerful, beautiful camera. 18:12 Speaker 3 Nuclear generator or something? Or like a like a boner pill powered machine. 18:18 Speaker 4 I'm taking one of those in a few minutes by. 18:19 Speaker 3 The way do it right now, do it on air. 18:21 Chuck's Live Pill Pop and Distrusting Home-Based Businesses But yeah, when you're ready, just let us know. We'll we'll wait. Hold on. 18:26 Speaker 4 Let's see what Megan says when I tell her to go get it for me. Hey, Megan, I would you be a doll and go upstairs and get me some of my meds? Yeah, you heard her. 18:42 Yeah. Would would that be OK? Hello, Megan. Oh, Jesus. She's running. 18:58 She's running. That's so weird. 18:59 Speaker 3 Oh, it's funny. All right. 18:59 Speaker 3 Oh, it's funny. All right. Well, while she's getting Chuck's Dick pills, I, I thought about something today. I, I, I drove to a downtown, you know, where there's like an old style and there's not a lot there and it's just kind of sad and it's. 19:13 Speaker 4 You talk about where Alan Jackson's Wall's at. 19:15 Speaker 3 No, no, this was Hogansville. Why? 19:19 Speaker 4 Didn't you lead off with that? I thought you were saying you just don't say downtown and it's not year downtown. That was weird. 19:24 Speaker 3 Oh, I just, you know, sad downtowns, but Noonan, downtown Noonan also has this in it, too. But have you noticed how, like, all these old houses, they'll turn them into like, businesses? And I've come to realize I don't trust those businesses. I've not been in any business that was inside a former home. To me, something's weird about it. 19:40 Got it. Like I feel like they're, it's like half ass, you know what I mean? And also like I bet someone took a shit over there on the floor like 20 years ago and someone probably died over here and probably a bunch of weird stuff going on. It just seems odd. And there's also a bed and breakfast near there and I didn't think those were real, but apparently they are. 19:56 I've never been in one, but that also seems weird as fuck too, you know? 19:59 Speaker 4 I will be honest, I think that it is a little bit endearing. To go into one of those businesses, it gives you like a little bit of like a feeling of being at home, right? But it depends on what company or business is using that space. So I do enjoy attorneys that use that space. 20:17 I feel like you're like, OK, you're one of us. You know what I mean? You're charging us $500.00 an hour, But at least I don't see it. I'm not seeing where all my money's going. It's like if you come to my house to give me an estimate for a roof and you're driving a $200,000 lifted FF250, you know, brand new, whatever, I'm like, I'm not, I'm not giving you business. 20:34 So I think attorneys good in an old house. I do. I dig that. 20:39 Speaker 3 I think it's the one you want to be look official. You want them pulling up in a Lambo or something like that. Be all right. This guy fucking seals deals. Like the guy working out of his house is just kind of like, you know, but I I don't have enough money to afford an office and a home. So I live and work out at the same place and just like, OK, all right man, all right. 20:55 Speaker 4 OK. Case in point on that one next. OK, chiropractor. Chiropractors are really good in those. 21:01 Speaker 3 Yeah, I mean, it just feels like you're getting rubbed up by a man in his home though, you know it. Just. 21:07 Speaker 4 Makes you feel more comfortable. 21:08 Speaker 3 Oh, you're getting rubbed by a man in his own home? Yeah, that makes me feel a lot better. It feels like I. 21:12 Speaker 4 21:12 Speaker 4 Don't want to go to his business and do it? 21:15 Speaker 3 There's more witnesses, you know, it just feels weird. They take you to backroom that grandma, you know, was getting plowed in fucking 40 years ago, 40 years ago, and they had live birth in there and that was dude just got there back you by back there by yourself with just him and he's muscling year round and that's when you get molested. 21:31 Speaker 4 OK, so this is the last one. You can't argue this one. There's no way you're going to argue this business in an old home is not endearing an accountant or a tax person. 21:42 Speaker 3 Yeah, I but then it kind of makes me feel a little too more too governmental, you know, like the government buildings kind of look old like that. I feel like I'm like she's like undercover IRS or something. 21:50 Speaker 4 So why do you feel that way about her but not an attorney? 21:54 Speaker 3 I do. I want them to be in somewhere nice. 21:56 Speaker 4 And why are you saying the accountant's got to be a woman, you sexist pig? I. 22:00 Speaker 3 Don't want to do doing my taxes. We just got fat fingers and everything. He's going to miss a number or something, you know? 22:07 Speaker 4 You want women, You want a woman to manage your money. 22:11 Speaker 3 Not man is the money, no, just the the taxes, how much we're spending. 22:14 Speaker 4 Just cheat on them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're better cheaters is what you're saying. 22:20 Speaker 3 22:20 Speaker 3 Do what you have to lady, Do what you have to I. 22:23 Speaker 4 Wasn't lying, man. Oh, look. 22:24 Speaker 3 At that, how many are you going to take, 23? 22:27 Speaker 4 I think if I take more than one, I'll die. 22:29 Grandma's Flight, Heart Attack Scares, and Post-Mortem Physiology I'm. 22:29 Speaker 3 Pretty sure see what happens. I don't think it'll hard to blow up. I think it's Viagra was invented to help your heart. 22:35 Speaker 4 No, man, I'm telling you, I I almost had a heart attack the other day. 22:38 Speaker 3 From. 22:39 Speaker 4 Pills no. When I when I when I had that whole situation with my grandma at the airport and they they left her in the the baggage claim unattended and I got her and I had to take her through security. I texted Megan. I said dude, my, I thought I was having a heart attack. 22:54 Like my chest got really tight and I just, I think it. 22:58 Speaker 3 Was just. 22:59 Speaker 4 Well, no, I think it was just anxiety, just like all the stuff that I was dealing with and then trying and then after that, now I'm like, all right, she's going to miss her flight, which again, I love my grandmother, but if she'd have missed her flight, I would have probably thrown myself in front of, to, in front of a plane landing like at that point, because I, I just can't, it was a lot, man. 23:17 It was a lot of stress. So I'm kind of worried about my heart right now. So I think 1 pill is sufficient because I don't want, I definitely don't want to die that way. And, and then when the, the doctor, when they pick me up in the, the, the ambulance or the, the corner comes and I'm in the morgue and they're asking Megan questions. 23:36 Well, what, you know, what happened? And she's like, well, he, he just got diagnosed with a, a, a penis thing and he took bunch of pills to see if it would get harder. And they were. And then again, like that, I said my biggest fear, somebody goes to my funeral and everybody there goes duh, you know, so they. 23:54 Speaker 3 Got a fucking indention in the casket. 23:59 Speaker 4 I'm the only person that's ever had a specially made casket where my the direction can stick through the wood because they're like, we can't get rid of it. There's there's just no way. He, the guy took twenty of them. OK, this is going to be here for at least a month. I don't know. Yeah. 24:13 Speaker 3 Oh man, that'd be funny. Just laying on the the the corner table and just rock hard just like. 24:19 Speaker 4 I don't think that's even physically possible. 24:21 Speaker 3 By the way. 24:22 Speaker 4 What? I don't think you can be in that state when you die, like after after you die. I don't think you can because because your blood all pulls to the bottom of your body, so you. 24:34 Speaker 3 Can die with a bone. 24:35 Speaker 4 You can die with one, but you can't keep it because the blood is just going to leave your body and go into the the lowest part of your body. If you're on your back, it'll go to your back and. 24:45 Speaker 3 There's no. 24:46 Speaker 4 Way. There's no way. 24:48 Speaker 3 Apparently if you hang yourself or you got spinal injuries, the blood will get caught down there and make you give you a boner. 24:55 Speaker 4 Well, that could, yeah, I guess gravity. Gravity could help you do that. It's not going to be a real 1 though, It's going to be a fake one. The. 25:00 Speaker 3 Involuntary post mortem reaction is caused by blood pooling or nerve pressure, not sexual arousal or no shit. And they're like, oh, fucking like going up to isn't. 25:09 Speaker 4 That sad that there's dead people there's dead people that can get a boner better than me right now that's. 25:17 Speaker 3 I'm eating with dead guys, but no. Yeah. So that's all I just those businesses freak me out. Can't do it. And also the timing of getting ran over by a plane landing pretty hard. I'd go for like a Marta bus or a plane bus taking around the airport. 25:32 Speaker 4 Or a Marta train. 25:34 Speaker 3 Yeah, or the plane train. Yeah, the thing fucking speeds up pretty quick. I'm pretty. 25:37 Speaker 4 Sure you can. I'm not going to jump on it when it speeds up, I'm going to jump on what's coming in. 25:43 Speaker 3 You want to be going fast, right? And you want to make sure it mangles you pretty good. 25:47 Speaker 4 I think you're going to die either way because you're going to hit the the hot, the hot, the hot rail and it's going to fry you. 25:54 Speaker 3 Oh, I thought it was up top. 25:55 Speaker 4 No, it's it's down at the bottom with all the rails, but there's one hot rail, so you hit that. Lights out, baby. 26:02 Speaker 3 Oh dude, that would fuck so many people up at the airport, you imagine that? 26:05 Speaker 4 That's really sad that I'm even talking about this with you, that that's how I felt with my grandmother missing her flight because it it's I'm not being serious, OK? Don't anybody think I'm being serious. I'm just saying I was having a severe panic attack when I thought she was going to miss that flight to Pittsburgh. I I just I'm, I'm not a caregiver for. 26:21 I'm not a caregiver by trade. I see. I see. 26:23 Speaker 3 Man dies on monorail at the airport. I'm like, oh God, there were signs is. 26:28 Speaker 4 That Chuck's grandma's coming back for two more weeks. 26:33 Speaker 3 So OK, all right, well, if you listen to us you on iHeartRadio hot podcast or Spotify, be sure to lose the five star of you and a follow up. Appreciate it really do it helps out a good bit. We also got the Patreon down below. Use that fit advertising for the show and for damn that scary hookers, heroin, prostitutes, billboards, things of those such. 26:51 We also got the website dailydoseshow.com. Go over there, check it out, get information on the show, where to listen, any events we do. We got the merch store over there as well and like Chuck got for his birthday gift, he can get crazy mark merch on there as well. It's it's up and available. So go check that out. Check you got anything that added that. 27:07 Speaker 4 No man, I think. How much is this pint glass? 27:11 Speaker 3 Oh, I have no idea. Probably like $16.00 right? 27:14 Speaker 4 You don't know either. Yeah, it's funny. 27:17 Speaker 3 Yeah, why would you put the dog on your lap after you took boner pills? You got to hide it or something. 27:21 Speaker 4 What are you saying? Why? Why would you even bring that up? I just took him 13 seconds ago. There's no reaction. My dog, why did he? Why did he come over and want my lap immediately? I don't. 27:31 Speaker 3 Know he knows something. He's like what the hell you got? Maybe give him what? 27:36 Speaker 4 Do you think would happen? I'm not doing that. That's that's animal abuse. 27:39 Speaker 3 He's just walking around the house busting everywhere. 27:43 Speaker 4 He's like that goat that we tried to hire for the event. He's just walking around. He's like oh, oh, oh, oh, oh on. 27:48 Speaker 3 Everything. Oh, God. All right, then, we're going to get into Dana Dosa. Dumb news. 27:55 Speaker 2 That's your Daily dos 28:18 Metro Atlanta Employee Wins National Grocery Bagging Championship Atlanta Publix employee wins national grocery bagging championship. Hell of a headline. 18 year old Rocco Komor Rata trained for months with his family before winning the title and a $10,000 prize. So they do this event. 28:33 Apparently it's real and they've, they've got regional nationals and it's the grocery bagging competition and you're, you're judged on speed and how efficiently you sort them and the weight distribution between each bag. 28:48 So I think we're going with consistency here. You like, if you make a bag that's got, you know, 5 lbs, you want them all to be within, you know, pretty close to 5 lbs. But he ended up winning it. And I thought, you know, it's kind of dumb, but it's pretty cool. He won 10 grand. But it's also kind of like, I mean, this dude was training three days a week, week 1 to 2 hours a day with his family for a couple months. 29:08 I mean, that sounds pretty insane, right? Like to put that effort into this. 29:12 Speaker 4 I think he cracked the code and he saw a place that he could excel and nobody else was trying to excel. Because this sounds like one of those where, you know, they just have a sign up sheet, you know, at the Publix, at your local Publix. Hey, do you want to join this? And you win $10,000 and Brandon goes, absolutely, why not? 29:30 It's a shot at 10K. Well, there's some guy that said I'm going to practice, I'm going to train and I'm going to win this thing. So it's genius if you ask me. I like it. 29:40 Speaker 3 Watch this guy get like 10 national titles or some shit like that. But I mean, I wonder, I wonder how long you could do this. Like, I mean, that had to be like, how? What's his face? Joey Chestnut first started, you know, eating hot dogs. Probably went to one. And just like, damn, I ate a lot of fucking hot dogs. I wonder when he realized that, like, fuck, I ate a lot of hot dogs. 29:58 I wonder if I could do this like every 4th of July forever. 30:02 Speaker 4 Are you thinking like this kid was just one day he's at Publix and he goes, man, I'm a really good bagger. I'm the best bagger I've ever seen you. 30:08 Speaker 3 Probably had like an old woman that was like a regular and she like unloaded and she probably told him they said like every bag was perfectly even. Not one bag was different. Nothing fell over. 30:19 Speaker 4 That's not crazy. I, I told you I had a buddy one time he crowned himself as the best dishwash loader, dishwasher loader in the world. And he would have a like you'd go to his party, he'd have a huge pile of dirty dishes. Huge. 30:34 No normal man could get them all in a dishwasher. And he'd say, I bet you 20 bucks I can get all these in the dishwasher and they'll all get clean. He'd make money at his parties because nobody could believe it. This dude was a master dishwasher loader and nobody. And I didn't, I didn't think it was that big of a deal. But when I started watching the man work, I was like, this is kind of impressive. 30:51 I mean, it was crazy how good he was. And he did not have a single inch of that dishwasher that was open. So, you know, this guy's got the same life hack. He's out there making money and doing what he loves and something he's got a natural gift. He's a good. 31:07 Speaker 3 Yeah, it's a good bag. I mean, I'm just trying to think, could this like, translate into, you know, some other skills or could he just make a career out of just bagging, just going to bagging competitions? I don't know how often they have them, but apparently they didn't mean to. My name is Earl. I don't remember that episode off the top of my head, but someone was saying that. 31:25 But I just thought it was interesting way to make some money. I mean he can make a career out of this if he just did one like once a month. 31:30 Speaker 4 Or, or you open up a business that all you do is pack people for international vacations. Because I'm a terrible Packer when it comes to like getting all my clothes and all my stuff in one bag because I try to fold it. And one of my buddies was like, dude, you got to roll everything. 31:46 Everything's got to be rolled. If you roll everything and get twice as much stuff in there. So I started rolling, it's even better. I bet you this kid, he could probably get twice the stuff that I can get in my bag and you could probably get paid for it because I would pay somebody to come over and help me pack. Really, Yes. 32:02 If I'm going on an international trip and I'm going to save $45 on a bag, absolutely I'd pay somebody to do it. It's not like I'm not going to pay 20 bucks, but whatever. 32:11 Speaker 3 It's like hey Dick pills on top going to need those immediately. 32:13 Speaker 4 Shut up. See what? 32:16 Speaker 3 You need this before I even get off the plane, brother. 32:19 Speaker 4 I'm not going to lie, we are not recording an ample time for me to take. I don't know why I took that. It's going to be 7 or 854 when those things kick in. That's not a good thing. 32:29 Speaker 3 Well, you got you got to like burn some time. 32:32 Speaker 4 Yeah, dude, I got kids, bro. I got to put them to bed. 32:34 Speaker 3 Oh well, all right, well, we also. So I was thinking, damn, I lost train of thought. Now we're talking about boners again. 32:42 Speaker 4 32:42 Speaker 4 Talking about baggage, Publix bagging and packing for for international trips, well. 32:47 Speaker 3 I remember that part. I fucking see the news story right here. I'm trying to think I was going to add something to it. I can't think. 32:55 Speaker 4 $10,000, He made $10,000. 32:57 Speaker 3 Yeah, I don't know. I don't know, maybe. 32:59 Speaker 4 You're you're in a small town that you're in a small town today. 33:01 Speaker 3 Oh, no, packing. What the fuck are you going to do? We got to find a fucking repacker. When you go to leave vacations, you're going to pull everything out. Well, you're going to be stuck. You're not going to be able to figure out how to get it back in the fucking bag. You had to leave stuff behind. 33:12 Speaker 4 No, I'm in a YouTube video. I'm going to watch how he does it and I'm going to recreate it when I leave. And and you can't buy things. That's the other rule, like if you go on vacation, because I do that, my wife is Natori. I do it too, like you, because I'm a sweatshirt guy. So I like to get a sweatshirt wherever I go. 33:28 Like I was in Kahlua. Kona, HI. I had to have a sweatshirt. Well, then Carter had to have a sweatshirt. Well, Carter shares a suitcase with me. So now we got 2 suitcases and we're going home with two less pairs of sandals. I mean, that's just the way life works. 33:42 Speaker 3 All right buddy, got to get rid of something if you want to buy. 33:44 Speaker 4 Something we do, we do. And so I think that's the you got to watch how they do it. You got to have training in it. But you can. You can make a. You can do seminars. 33:53 Speaker 3 Then why don't, why don't you just watch a YouTube video then before you pack instead of paying some dude to come over? And then once you're in international territory and you're like, oh shit, how do I figure this out? And then you got to watch it in like fucking German or something and you're probably not going to be able to figure out how to translate it over. It's going to be a headache. Then you got to learn German. 34:09 Speaker 4 I have the answer for this. Are you ready? Go ahead. Every tutorial I've ever watched was a woman packing for a woman, and it's never a guy packing for a guy because we don't have all the stuff women have. We bring, you know, flip flops, hey dudes, tennis shoes and boots, right? 34:28 Because you never know if you're going to need one of. 34:30 Speaker 3 Them I only bring one extra pair of shoes besides the one I'm wearing because then it just. 34:33 Speaker 4 You're not. You're not stylish. 34:33 Speaker 4 You're not. You're not stylish. You know you. 34:36 Speaker 3 Don't you? Why the fuck would you have to just buy flip flops and whatever your destination is and throw them away when you're done? 34:40 Speaker 4 Because they're expensive. When you go to the beach they're 40 bucks. I can get mine on Amazon for $12.00 and then I can just take them with me. Flip flops are the least of my worries. What really gets me is the boots. The boots that I have or what get me and I have to wear them, but then I'm always hot with boots. 34:56 I know, that's what I'm saying. I need a Packer. 35:00 Speaker 3 All right, well, hire one. Call this guy up. 35:03 Speaker 4 If you have his info, that's what he should do. Get into it, I'll pay. 35:07 Speaker 3 The guy. All right, Dan's good. Go up next, Cuba restores power after 29 hour blackout amid U.S. oil blockade. 35:15 Cuba's 29-Hour Blackout and Venezuela's Baseball Victory So Cuba, they've been on the fence with their power in general, you know, and then we take over Venezuela and then we get the shit going on over there in the the straight. I think it's spelled like George Strait also, which is kind of cool, but it's it's over there and they had no power for 29 hours. 35:34 It's kind of crazy to think that a country that small, I guess this is like a miniature scale on what would happen. Like if this happened to a big country. I mean the whole world would probably go probably go down anyway. But I'm starting to think like, what the fuck would you do in a country during a 29 hour blackout? Like what is there to do? 35:50 I mean, you can't watch TVI guess you can play on your phone for a little while until that thing dies. Good luck getting service though. Well, maybe you get service. I don't know. I don't know how Cuban phones are. I guess you could drive. Yeah, I guess that's all you could do. You could drink beer. Probably start to get hot, though, pretty quick. 36:06 But you have no electricity, no power, no nothing. Darkness. I mean, you're living like in the 1800s, right? 36:11 Speaker 4 Yeah, I mean, you kind of bring up a good point because what I was going to say to fight that or argue that point was, well, I'll just get my Internet, get my generator up and running and I can watch news or something. But you're saying the entire country is out? 36:24 Speaker 3 Yeah. 36:25 Speaker 4 I think you can still watch like BBC, right? With what generator? Yeah, the Internet. You can still watch like British TV and stuff. 36:34 Speaker 3 They have no they. The whole reason the power's down is they have no oil. What do you how do you going to power your generator? 36:41 Speaker 4 I have gas. 36:42 Speaker 3 You got 5 gallons of gas. 36:44 Speaker 4 Yeah. All right. What? 36:45 Speaker 3 Happens. When that runs out, what are you going to do? 36:47 Speaker 4 You said it's 29 hours, That's nothing. I could I my gas would last 29 hours. 36:52 Speaker 3 All right, let's say Bandit stole your gas because there's a gas store because there's no gas in the country. 36:56 Speaker 4 I'm going to have to steal somebody else's gas. Oh. 36:59 Speaker 3 You're so it's going to start stealing gas. It's going to be like gas cartel. 37:02 Speaker 4 The point is not about the gas brand. There's no, there's no gas about what I'm watching. I'm watching BBC. 37:08 Speaker 3 There's no gas on the island, that's why they have no power. 37:10 Speaker 4 I assure you there's gas on the island brand and they didn't run out of gas on Cuba. 37:16 Speaker 3 I'm pretty sure they did. 37:17 Speaker 4 Every drop of gas disappeared, You're telling. 37:22 Speaker 3 37:22 Speaker 3 Most of it run out of fuel. So stupid. The Cubans say there's little food, power, fuel or relief amid worsening conditions. So they're they're, they're pretty much out. They're pretty close. They're like scraping the bottom of the barrel. 37:38 It's like when you're checking when you're get fuel, light comes on and then you don't get fuel for like a day. That's where they're at. They're like almost fucked. 37:47 Speaker 4 I don't think so. I think they're fine, but that's what I would do. I would just watch. They need to watch BBC. They'll be fine, but they probably don't have generators over there. I don't know what their generator situation is. And that's where they're probably screwing the pooch here, because do they even have a Home Depot? 38:01 Speaker 3 Probably not. I know they do in Mexico. 38:04 Speaker 4 Like. 38:04 Speaker 3 Really. Mecca. Yeah. On the way from Cancun down to Plato. Carmen. 38:09 Speaker 4 Interesting. 38:09 Speaker 4 Interesting. You know they have a, they have a Home Depot in Hawaii too, which I thought was interesting. 38:13 Speaker 3 Oh yeah, they got built shit right. 38:16 Speaker 4 Yeah, but I just thought it was interesting. They have a huge Home Depot in the middle of Hawaii. 38:21 Speaker 3 Yeah, I can't make shit out of palm trees. I guess so. All right, Well, Cuba's, they're back online. I guess Chuck's just going to steal gas and put it in a shitty generator and what I don't have. 38:31 Speaker 4 To steal it, I have gas, I have enough to last me 29 hours. We'll be fine and BBC would suck, but I would watch it and I'd be fine. 38:39 Speaker 3 All right, well, we'll go again. Do what the Chuck? What the Chuck. Yeah. You want to Chuck me? Chuck it real hard. Chuck me, Chuck me. Chuck me. Chuck me. I'm full of Chuck. Oh, Chuck. Chuck it real. 38:54 Speaker 4 Good. What the Chuck DJ envision? All right, before we get into this, we have to talk about this. I can't believe Brandon did not bring this up in his daily dose of dumb news because this is amazing. So did you see the World Baseball Classic last night? 39:10 And who won? 39:12 Speaker 3 I think Venezuela won right? 39:14 Speaker 4 And who'd they beat USA? How crazy is that? Does that scare you at all? When you think about everything that's going on in the world and the things that happened in Venezuela and how the United States took out Maduro and you know, it's just, is this like an omen or something? 39:30 I don't understand because Venezuela was not supposed to win that game and they beat the US And is that, is that weird? Do you scary at all? 39:38 Speaker 3 No, I don't think so, because when I think about baseball players, I think American, Dominican and Venezuelan. So I mean, they're they're great baseball players. I don't know why it's like a shock. I mean, Aaron Judge fucked up. You know, he didn't do too good in the last game I saw. I didn't watch it. I saw the stats or saw people talking about it. 39:54 But no, I don't really think it's a big deal. I mean, it's kind of like, yeah, we kidnapped your president, took him hostage and haven't heard from him. But congratulations on winning this baseball game. 40:02 Speaker 4 I guess I just thought that was interesting. But anyway, all right, my dog's barking. All right, here we go. 40:08 The Abandoned Ship and Theories of Its Missing Crew 40:08 The Abandoned Ship and Theories of Its Missing Crew So what we're going to talk about today? So this is I was. Have you ever watched the show Unsolved Mysteries? Oh. 40:15 Speaker 3 Yeah dude, I just watched the alien ones though. Or the the ghost one or yeah, that's it. 40:20 Speaker 4 So you watch all of them because they're all either ghosts or aliens. It's it's like crazy. Or sometimes there's missing persons I guess. 40:26 Speaker 3 Yeah, I don't like those. I'm like, I don't give a shit about this person. 40:29 Speaker 4 So I looked up the top five unsolved mysteries in the world and I'm going to tell you what they are. I'm sure you're going to be somewhat aware of them, but I want your take on them. If they're, you know, maybe you're going to say aliens were involved or whatever, but I just these fascinate me. 40:48 Are you ready? Have you ever heard about the Mary Celeste that? 40:54 Speaker 3 Sounds a little familiar, What is it about? 40:56 Speaker 4 South on December 5th, 1872, the British ship de Gratia pulled up alongside the Mary Celeste and found it abandoned and adrift 400 miles east of the Azores. 41:12 A lifeboat was missing but there was no damage to the vessel or any struggle or any sign of struggle. All 10 passengers and crew aboard the vessel were never seen again, and it has been a mystery ever since. Many theories have put put forward one suggesting that a leak from the ship's cargo of alcohol may have prompted the crew to abandon ship because of fears it would catch fire and blow up. 41:37 Another theory is that a waterspout may have threatened the vessel. 41:37 Another theory is that a waterspout may have threatened the vessel. To this day, the mystery has never been solved, and it likely never will. 41:45 Speaker 3 Oh, waterspouts. Those things are scary. Those are the ones with like a big old fucking circle in the middle of the ocean, right? 41:50 Speaker 4 No, I think that's a Whirlpool. 41:51 Speaker 3 Oh well, in my. 41:54 Speaker 4 Back waterspout the waterspout's like a harmless tornado in the in the water, it just I don't. 42:00 Speaker 3 Think it's harmless? I think it's very aggressive. 42:03 Speaker 4 No, it's not. 42:04 Speaker 3 Well, this reminds me a little bit of that story of the people on that island. And then the guy left the island to go do something else, and then he came back to that island. Everyone was gone. And there's like no bones or bodies or nothing but this one only what? What year did you say this was? 42:21 Speaker 4 Was it 1832? 42:23 Speaker 3 Yeah, the only problem I have with these older ones is. 42:26 Speaker 4 1818721872. 42:28 Speaker 3 Yeah, like I said, they didn't have pictures or anything back then. So I mean, it's hard to keep up with people and who's who. And you know, if if you float to the other like continent or something or something, I mean, they're never going to find you again, you know what I mean? I mean, they know that they were everywhere and they were not good at relaying information. Like you can finally miss a person if you really wanted to probably very quickly nowadays and anywhere in the world, if you want to find one person, probably easier to find. 42:50 But back then I mean hard to find someone before they die. 42:53 Speaker 4 OK, so why'd the crew abandoned the ship? 42:57 Speaker 3 Water tornado or you know they want. 43:00 Speaker 4 So you're telling me a water tornado's coming at you? You go. All right, You know, to be a good idea. Let's get to the little dingy and float away. I. 43:09 Speaker 3 Think it's more safe so when like when it's just like crashing around you. But maybe they just, you know, they wanted to stage their deaths or something. I don't know. 43:17 Speaker 4 That might be real. I I could, I could probably jump on that bandwagon a little bit more, obviously. 43:24 Speaker 3 Go ahead. Or they're carrying something like important right? And bandits fucking took them. 43:29 Speaker 4 And it was, it was alcohol. And when they when the other ship. Yeah, well, that was part of their huge cargo hold, which is the main part. And when they checked, it was all still there. Everything was still there. And you know, if it was pirates or bandits, obviously they're going to take the alcohol. So nobody boarded the ship. 43:45 Speaker 3 43:45 Speaker 3 Or maybe they wanted someone on the ship and they took that person and killed everybody else, and then they sunk the dinghy to make people think that they escaped. 43:53 Speaker 4 OK. All right. No, I think you solved the case, so we're just going to go. 43:59 Speaker 3 With you like that one? 44:01 Speaker 4 Because now you're talking about a conspiracy. Why would you put everybody? How are you going to put everybody on a dinghy and sink it to make make your own death? 44:10 Speaker 3 No, you just, you take the one person you want, you cut everybody else's throat, throw them overboard, and then he just smashed the dinghy, put a hole in it. I don't think it's that hard. 44:17 Speaker 4 But then where did that person go? 44:19 Speaker 3 On their ship they showed up on. 44:22 Speaker 4 But their ship showed up and it was empty. 44:24 Speaker 3 Oh my God, so so some bad guy or someone that wanted someone on the other ship pulled up in their ship. Oh. 44:29 Speaker 4 I see what you're saying now, everybody. 44:31 Speaker 3 On the ship, took that one person, sucked the dinghy and then they left. 44:36 Speaker 4 OK. All right. So you're saying that the boat that found them is the guilty party? 44:41 Speaker 3 No, no, no. On maybe, maybe another boat. 44:41 Speaker 3 No, no, no. On maybe, maybe another boat. It came up previously. Oh. 44:45 Speaker 4 Yeah, OK. Or now and they just left everything because they just said we don't care about all that. 44:50 Speaker 3 Yeah, it was like a very like a, you know, high stakes mission and we've got to have this person. 44:55 Speaker 4 A Jack Sparrow situation. They just wanted Jack Sparrow. OK, All right, I'll get behind that. All right, you solved that one. 45:01 The Search for Alexander the Great's Iconic Buried Tomb Next. Alexander the Great. Do you know who Alexander the Great is? 45:05 Speaker 3 Not exact, I mean I know I can't remember which one he is exactly now all. 45:09 Speaker 4 Right. So by the age of 32, Alexander the Great had swept across Asia, conquering a region from the Balkans to Pakistan and ruling over the biggest empire in the ancient world. At that point, it was 323 BC and he died. His empire fell like a House of Cards. 45:25 The the ruler was felled by an illness in Babylon. Historical documents suggest one of his generals brought his body back to ancient Egypt two years later and his body was held in the city of Memphis, not Tennessee, while a tomb was built for him in Alexandria. 45:41 However, to this day, no one knows where that iconic tomb is. Some have suggested it sunk beneath the waves because it was built in the Palaces district that is now submerged. If that's the case, it may have been destroyed by millennia of both human and natural forces. 45:57 Science believes, or science says that even if it were to be found, there would likely be identifying markers proving the tomb belonged to Alexander. The ancient historians who described the building of the tomb left litical little physical description of it. So this day, it's never been found. 46:14 Would you? If I told you I had two? I'd do it for two million, $5,000,000 Go on an expedition to find this tomb. Do you think we could find it with 5 million? 46:29 Speaker 3 I'm pretty sure millions times more than that it's been spent already looking for it. So I'm going to go with no. Second off, why do we want to find his bones? Did he have like riches with him or something? Like why do we care about? 46:40 Speaker 4 Finding Yeah, yeah. It was Alexander the Great. He had one of the biggest plethora of treasure ever buried after the Pharaohs and Cleopatra. I mean, you're talking a billions of dollars of gold and gems and all that, and we could probably get it for 2,000,000 if we really put our minds to it. 47:00 Speaker 3 Where's this location at again? Babylon. Oh, I think that was like destroyed bad, right? 47:07 Speaker 4 I don't know. Well, I'm sorry. He died in Babylon. His body was held in Alexandria. Where's Alexandria? Is that Egypt? Might be. But it's said that his they believe he was buried in an area that has been sunk beneath the waves of the Palaces District. 47:26 So we just need to find that place. I bet you it's still pretty shallow. 47:28 Speaker 3 Wait, why would why would they hold them in Alexandria and not just hold them in the city where they're fucking burying them at? That makes no sense. I mean the IT would be they've they're probably buried in Alexandria. They checked there. 47:38 Speaker 4 I don't. I'm sure they checked everywhere. They can't find it, but I'm saying it probably takes a couple guys like me and you, and so you wouldn't Even so there's what Is there any treasure hunt that you could go on if I had, let's say, unlimited resources? 47:53 Speaker 3 You zoomed in. 47:55 Speaker 4 Sorry, did I just do that? My God, I might have just hit that with my hands. Hold on. Nope, that doesn't work. 48:02 Speaker 3 It out. Look at it more put your put your no your fucking hand more straight on. I don't know. 48:12 Speaker 4 You're killing me. So I'm saying is there any treasure that you'd go after? Would if I told you had to be a treasure hunter, what treasure would you go after? 48:20 Speaker 3 Oh, there is that one, that ship that wreck that had all that gold. I can't remember what it was called. No one's ever found it either. I don't remember where it is though, but that one would be cool. I I'd rather find a ship with the like gold. I feel like the ocean. If you got like really good sonar equipment and I wouldn't want to go down there, we'd send like fucking drone things to go down there. 48:39 You know what I mean? Go pick that shit up because I don't want to be going there. But the other thing you got to worry about pirates. But it we could buy a really nice boat and then we could, you know, get some really nice sonar. We just cruise out there. 48:49 Speaker 4 OK, so I think you're, I think this is what you're talking about. So this is my next one. 48:53 Hunting for the Buried Riches of Infamous Pirate Captain Kidd Where is William Kidd's treasure hidden? OK, I think that's the one you want to go after. So William Kidd, more commonly known as Captain Kidd, was an infamous Scottish privateer who sailed the seas in the late 1600s. He was commissioned to arrest the pirates by the British government that was ultimately hanged up for privacy piracy himself In 17 O 1. 49:14 He captured and plundered hundreds of ships. All right, but the one that got him in hot water was the Quadette Merchant, a ship which English captain sailing with French regulatory papers, blah, blah, blah. Long story. So Captain Kidd's lost ship is what they believe to be in. 49:32 Hold on. He sailed to New York on another vessel. Hold on. I got to figure out where it was buried or downed. It might be too far from us. Google that. Where was where was Captain Kidd's treasure? 49:48 Speaker 3 Where did Captain kids ship go down? Did Captain Kids? 49:57 Speaker 4 Because dude, this might be an opportunity. Like I've just been thinking about it, right? Like we're talking about the show, we're talking about what to do with us, with ourselves, you know, a year of doing this 300 and something episodes. What if we get a rich person, I'm talking rich, that wants to find a treasure and we say, hey, not only will we find it, we'll document all of it on the show. 50:20 What do you think? 50:22 Speaker 3 Yeah, that'd be all nice and dandy. We're going to find another one because it says the exact location. The remains of the Quad dog merchant were a mystery until December 2007, when they were discovered off the coast of Catalina Island, Dominican Republic. 50:34 Speaker 4 OK, so but they didn't find the treasure. 50:37 Speaker 3 I mean, where else would it be? It'd be on the ship wouldn't? 50:38 Speaker 4 It. No, he buried it. He went to an island, one of the islands, and buried it before the ship sunk. That's what I'm saying. Captain Kidd's treasure is there. 50:49 Speaker 3 On one of these islands near the Dominican. Is it in the Dominican? Would that be hilarious? They're sitting on so much fucking money and they're still they don't know to dig down. 50:56 Speaker 4 Our luck, he buried it. And Haiti. Haiti. Oh God, we got to deal. 51:00 Speaker 3 With hamburger or whatever his name is or whatever BBQ, that's what his name is. BBQ. 51:06 Speaker 4 It says that kid claimed he pilfered. This is what he claimed he pilfered 100,000 British pounds, which if it was just the pounds that he pilfered today, you're looking at $20 million. He buried it somewhere, offering to trade the location for his life, according to a letter he wrote to the British government, which is now in the British National Archives. 51:28 The offer was refused. They executed him and to his dying death, he argued he was a legitimate privateer who had only ever plundered targets approved by the Crown. But he was hung and his body covered with pitch and squeezed in an iron cage over the tames. 51:45 He says all the he said the, the, the, the gold and all that crap is buried near where the ship went down, which would mean Dominican or Haiti, but we'll never know unless somebody. 52:00 Speaker 3 Only $20 million. 52:03 Speaker 4 I mean, but it'd be worth a lot more because of who it is. So if we just like melted down the gold, yeah, you're looking at 20 mil. But dude, just because of what it is and who it is, we can get like we can get 500 million for this just. 52:15 Speaker 3 Like we can get probably like 22 million and we only have to give hamburger fucking 10 and then we only got to pay our guys that took us down there 9 1/2 and then we got to go taxes so we make $20,000. 52:25 Speaker 4 No, we're going to get, we're going to get sponsored on this. 52:28 Speaker 3 Oh, so we're just we're going gold hunting in Haiti for fucking or treasure hunting in Haiti for a sponsor? 52:35 Speaker 4 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's what we're going to ask our next. 52:38 Speaker 3 We didn't get a hold of the hamburger or BBQ down there. Let's see if he'll let us come through there. You know, be like, look, it'll be easy to spot. We're going to be the only two white guys in the country, plus our cameraman, plus crazy Mark. 52:47 Speaker 4 Well, you're going to have to reach out to him because you have more followers and you say we're going to take Mark Can. 52:52 Speaker 3 You imagine we had crazy Mark down and we probably use them as a diversion. 52:54 Speaker 4 I was just going to say that's 1000% if we were treasure hunting and we are in a dangerous place like that. You have to have a mark because in all the movies like the funny nonchalant guy gets killed 1st and and sometimes he gives up his life for one of his friends and I feel like we could make him a hero. 53:12 Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah. We'll write his name down. We'll be like, we'll be like going to write the memoir. Be like crazy Marb. Like what was his last name? 53:23 Speaker 4 Wait a minute. 53:24 Speaker 3 I know it. 53:27 Speaker 4 Oh, I do too because of his Instagram. Yeah, OK, I got it. 53:30 Speaker 3 Anello, yeah. 53:31 Official Findings and Chuck's Theory on the JFK Assassination Yeah, all right, last one. And this one's for you, Brandon. I specifically pulled this one out of the Unsolved Mysteries vault for you to rant for the next 10 minutes, most likely. So who killed JFK? All right, use. I'm just stop it. 53:48 So this is one of the biggest mysteries in American history that will never be resolved. This is straight from the textbook. I'm not reading. I'm not making up anything to everyone satisfaction on November 22nd, 1963, obviously we all know JFK was assassinated in Dallas, the specs say by Lee Harvey Oswald. 54:09 Brandon will probably argue that, although some speculate there, he wasn't the only shooter. On November 24th, 1964 or 1963, before Oswald could stand trial, Oswald Oswald was fatally shot by nightclub owner Jack Ruby. Ruby died of lung cancer on January 3rd, 1967. 54:26 Did you know that? Yeah, after Ruby, After Ruby killed him. He died 4 years later of lung cancer. 54:32 Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah. Jack Ruby, he was, he was the leader of a the Jew mob. He was big up in the Jew mob. 54:38 Speaker 4 OK, so the most widely accepted explanation is that Oswald killed JFK on his own, and then Ruby killed Oswald on his own, and Ruby stated motivation was to spare Jacqueline Kennedy the discomfit. I can't even say this word. Discomfiture. Discomfiture. 54:55 Speaker 3 That's that's probably butchering that. 54:57 Speaker 4 54:57 Speaker 4 All right, of Oswald coming back to trial. However, there are still a significant number of professional and amateur historians who do not agree with this explanation. And since JFK's JFK's death, numerous alternative explanations have been brought forward, giving that significantly new evidence is unlikely to appear. 55:12 A firm consensus will probably never be reached. So before Brandon gets into his craziness, his crazy talk, right, I'm going to, I'm going to tell you what I think happened. Are you ready? Go ahead. I think JFK was not only doing things and acting on things as a president that we're pissing off a lot of people, meaning dealing business dealings, Congress, whatever. 55:41 I mean, there's just a lot of things he was dealing with at that time. But let's not forget, JFK was also very, what's the word I'm looking for with all of his dealings with Marilyn Monroe. And he was, he was, he was also dealing with all that. 55:57 Speaker 3 He was fucking lots of hoes daily. 55:59 Speaker 4 So when I look back on this whole situation, I think if I were the president and I was doing those things, obviously somebody's going to whack me, right, Just because of the dealings that I'm having and the way I'm living my life. 56:17 I do not think it's as big a conspiracy as you do or half the world does. I think that Lee Harvey Oswald was a piece of it, but I think there were other players involved. But I think those players were with their own government. 56:32 That's what I. 56:34 Speaker 3 Yeah, I believe it was CIA and Mossad that worked together to get it taken care of. Because his biggest enemy, people who hate him the most was Israel, because he was very critical to them. He was hard on them because he was a Catholic guy and he knew that, you know, Catholics and Jews do not get along right off the bat. 56:50 But we put that aside. 56:50 But we put that aside. The main reason he he was arguing with them is because they wouldn't let us access into their nuclear testing facility where they're developing nuclear bombs. And they would lie about it. They would set up different, you know, fake make rooms and everything to conceal parts of what they were doing. 57:07 And they're they're due to be inspected over there every month. And they wouldn't let in the US inspectors half the time. And Kennedy was going back and forth with the Prime Minister at the time. And they they were, you know, a bunch of pissed off words back and forth, like, you better fucking not do this. That guy eventually resigned. 57:24 I know Ken Kennedy was also trying to look into the CIA and disband them at the time for, you know, checking in and see what kind of war crimes and crazy shit they're fucking doing. So CIA didn't like them and Israel did not like them at all either. So you got the world's two most or two most capable intelligent agencies that both want this guy dead. 57:43 I think they probably work together to get that accomplished. 57:46 Brandon's Deep Dive into the CIA and Mossad's Role in JFK's Death They, you know, used Lee Harvey Oswald as the fall guy and then they had the Jews clean them up. You know, CIA brainwashed them, put had Lee Harvey Oswald, they got to do it and then the Jews had the Jack Ruby to finish him off in jail so he couldn't testify. 58:01 Speaker 4 So I knew Brandon was going to go this route, right. So here is what the Internet has to say about this. And Brandon, I don't think you're I don't think you're crazy wrong here. What actually what you said, you could almost take all out of this verbatim because it's close. But the claim that Mossad was responsible for the assassination of President JFK as a conspiracy theory that was circulated in various forms over the years. 58:23 Now, what's the basis of that theory? The theory often centers around the idea that Kennedy was placing a lot of pressure on Israel to stop its nuclear program at Damona. Proponents argue that President Kennedy had a difficult relationship with Israeli Prime Minister David Ben Gurion regarding the nuclear proliferation. 58:40 Now, declassified documents state from 2016 to 2025, when these were released, that Kennedy was in fact concerned about Israel's nuclear ambitions and pressed for inspections that they did not provide. So you're not crazy on all that. 58:56 The official findings were in 1964 in the Warren Commission, which if you guys have ever seen JFK, you know that that was like, well, the Warren Commission was a big deal, included that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. The 1979 House Select Committee on Assassinations found out that a conspiracy was probable but did not implicate a foreign intelligence agency, meaning they said they did believe what you're saying about the CIA. 59:20 A conspiracy conspiracy was probable in his death, but there was no evidence that Israel or Mossad had anything to do with it. It was most likely the CIA. 59:29 Speaker 3 Yeah, but you know who helped them? Also Mossad. I mean, they they cleaned up the I mean, they used the the Juba boss. I mean, come on now. They're why? 59:37 Speaker 4 Would you? But if you but if you have this intelligence, if you have this type of power, why would you not bring to light his affair? Because his affair was everybody. It was, it had been the most damning. He'd had to. He'd been impeached. 59:49 Speaker 3 I don't think so. I think back then it was a different time. I mean, the dudes were like hell yeah, look at. 59:54 Speaker 4 That no way, no way you think you could have an affair in 1960 something easier than you could have an affair today. 1:00:02 Speaker 3 1:00:02 Speaker 3 I mean, everyone that's had an affair, I don't think they ever got kicked out of office. 1:00:06 Speaker 4 You have to be kicked out of office. You lose your clearance bill. 1:00:09 Speaker 3 Clinton didn't. 1:00:12 Speaker 4 He technically should have the the law is very specific. If you have, if you have anything that can be held again, well, maybe that's why, right? If you can have anything that have be held against you to blackmail you, you lose your clearance. No, Clinton kind of came out and admitted to it. 1:00:27 He was like, I did not have sex with that woman. I did let her do that to me, but that was it, right? So. 1:00:35 Speaker 3 Billy Bob. 1:00:37 Speaker 4 So I don't know. I just think that if the if Israel was involved or CIA, I think there'd be more of the affair. Now, what's scarier about that? Do we Do we ever find out who killed Marilyn Monroe? 1:00:48 Speaker 3 No, I don't think so. She died in her bathtub, right? 1:00:52 Speaker 4 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1:00:53 Speaker 3 Jews. Jews. CIA killed her. 1:00:55 Speaker 4 No, they didn't. Why do you keep thinking Mossad's doing all this? 1:00:55 Speaker 4 No, they didn't. Why do you keep thinking Mossad's doing all this? You know the CIA did it. There's no way Marilyn Monroe died from anybody other than the CIA. 1:01:04 Speaker 3 Well, I'm just saying, you know, Mossad, the reason they'd want to do it. I mean, they, they have motive, you know. I mean, they weren't allowed to, you know, Kennedy was fucking with them with the nukes and then afterwards, then they got nukes. You know, we're like, we don't want you to have nukes because you're fucking crazy over there in the Middle East and everybody hates you and you hate everybody. So we don't need you to have nukes. 1:01:20 Speaker 4 Apparently you're wrong because they've never launched 1 and it's been 60 years. 1:01:25 Speaker 3 Yeah, but you know, they, they, but they had the Samson option. That's another thing. He was pissed off. They're like, if we get them or maybe that might be a different president, but another president was also pissed off about that. Like what? 1:01:34 Speaker 4 They have proven their worth. They have proven, proven they can be trusted with nuclear weapons. Since they have not blown anybody up with them. It's. 1:01:42 Speaker 3 Because we have to keep getting involved in the war to keep them from blowing everybody up. That's the problem. We have to be involved. If we didn't help Israel, they'd get overtaken and they'd shoot their fucking nukes. And we have to help them or they're going to blow up half the fucking world over there and everybody else is going to fire their nukes off. 1:01:56 Speaker 4 If you don't shut up, then they're probably going to shoot them this way one day. So at least you can shut up. So they go, you know what? Because it's one of those things, right? Like if I don't know, like we all have that friend in high school or college, or not a friend, but a person that you looked at and you were scared of because you were scared they're going to do something really dangerous. 1:02:15 So you would always be really sweet to them. And I remember, I would always, I, I, I can remember the kids. I, I don't want to say his name. Well, I'll say his first name. His name's Aaron and he was AI don't know what they're called. He wouldn't stand up for the Pledge of Allegiance. I don't know what that's called. He said it was against his religion. 1:02:29 Speaker 3 Insubordinate. 1:02:30 Speaker 4 No, he was, he was, it was a religious thing. I think he was a Jehovah's Witness. So, so he would not stand up for the, for the, for the Pledge of Allegiance. And we were, I was like, this is a weird kid and I grew up with this kid. He was always doing stuff like that. He would just like, you know, football games, the the national anthem's playing, he wouldn't cover his heart and he'd leave his hat on on purpose because he was like, I can't do that. 1:02:51 So I knew this kid was going to cause problems in life. I knew he was going to do something serious. So I was so sweet to this kid. I was always so nice to him because why? I don't want him to hurt me, right? Because one day when I went down, I want to be like, you die, you die, you die and get to me and be like, Chuck was always a good dude, you know, and then just move on. 1:03:07 So I think that's where we're at with the whole Israel thing and nukes. 1:03:07 So I think that's where we're at with the whole Israel thing and nukes. Hey, we're here for you, buddy. 1:03:13 Speaker 3 I think it's more of you have a little brother that somehow got a hold of a gun and he keeps getting in fights at school and he's like, look, they keep beating me up. Was like, well, 'cause you keep fucking with them, all right, Leave them alone. Stop fucking with them. They'll stop beating you up. They'll stop punching you and they'll be like, no, I'm gonna be like, but I believe this this way, you know, fuck them. 1:03:29 I want to get rid of them and be like, no, stop. And they're like, all right, well, I'm gonna take this gun to school and shoot them. You're like, Oh my God. All right, I'll go fucking deal with them. I'll go beat up your bullies for you and handle them. And you stand there next to me, fucking punch them in the nuts every a couple times and be like, yeah, yeah, look what we're doing. And that's how it happens every fucking time you. 1:03:45 Speaker 4 Know what makes me feel good about this episode? What is we just had this conversation and you are now Speaking of Israel as our family and how much we love them and how much we care about them. And I knew you would eventually turn that way and you would speak that way about them. So yes, if you want to call them our little brother, I'm with you, Brandon. 1:04:03 The only reason, our little brother. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. They're our little brother. Nope. They're our little brother. We love them so much. We love them so much. We appreciate them, we support them, and we are here. And the only reason Brandon's finally on board the. 1:04:14 Speaker 3 Only reason the Big Brother cares is because the parents were slaughtered and now he has full custody so if he does something fucking stupid it falls back on them. 1:04:22 Speaker 4 Who are the parents? 1:04:23 Speaker 3 England. Britain killed them. Get out of here. 1:04:26 Speaker 4 What? What are you talking about? England's a ally, too. 1:04:31 Speaker 3 See that pisses me off too. What did we do in 1776? Damn it, that's. 1:04:37 Speaker 4 One of those when you win the fight, when you win the fight and then after like years later, you go back to that dude that you beat up and you're like, yo, dude, so here's the deal. I might get into a battle or I might have to, I might need you for a fight later. You will help me or I'm going to do it again. And they go, you got it, man. 1:04:53 Like whatever you need. So now they're rolling with us. They're like in our posse. 1:04:57 Speaker 3 I guess, yeah, we just beat them into submission. Is that what you're saying? 1:05:00 Speaker 4 Yeah, yeah, we've done that. Venezuela's probably going to join us in the next war. They're going to send fighter prop planes, whatever they have. I don't know. 1:05:09 Speaker 3 You know, RC planes like we just like we got the bus. 1:05:12 Speaker 4 We are sending you, we are sending you 24 of our best fighters and you're like, sweet, where are they landing? Oh, no, no. I mean like fighters, like boxers like. 1:05:22 Speaker 3 We're like Dana White caught him and he might go to UFC, but yeah, we're just waiting for his debut. 1:05:28 Speaker 4 He said you want fighters. We have 24 good fighters. 1:05:33 Speaker 3 They're all in the featherweight class though, 100. 1:05:36 Speaker 4 And 30 lbs. Very quick though, very quick. 1:05:41 Speaker 3 But the fucking get them all kitted up and they can't fucking move. They're fucking run out of bread. 1:05:47 Speaker 4 We can only carry 17 rounds. It's too much weight. I cannot carry this. Too bad they're. 1:05:53 Speaker 3 Fucking having to arc their guns like fuck heaven be like I took some of the gunpowder out. 1:05:58 Speaker 4 It's too heavy. 1:06:02 Speaker 3 Lobbing fucking bullets but what the fuck, I can't hear you. We have no food in Venezuela. That'd be funny. So all right, well, we appreciate you listening. 1:06:17 Wrapping Up: Listener Gifts and Final Thoughts I like the conspiracy theories. Those are fun. Or the unsolved mysteries, whatever the hell they are. Maybe bring some newer ones to the table where people actually had like, you know, a picture of someone besides just a drawing they made with charcoal. You see this person, it's all smudged as fuck. You're like, no, they drew people like the, the like our logo behind us. 1:06:33 That's how they drew people's be like, he was breathing. He was on fire or something. And he's had a skull look like this. He's wearing sunglasses. This is what he looks like, though. That's what they were doing back then, minus LED lights. Chuck, you guys think we get on idea? 1:06:48 Speaker 4 No man, make sure hey send a gift. Send it to Brandon. 1:06:53 Speaker 3 If it's a bomb, send it to Chuck so we get to see video. All right, see you later.