Daily Dose 241- It's Medical I Swear - The Daily Dose Show
2026-02-19
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Transcript Chapters This transcript was generated automatically. Its accuracy may vary. 0:21 Speaker 3 love taking dig. They asked for some more. We eat soup out of can because we're so fucking poor. Kids die from cancer. We pray for many more. Thank you. Pulling for soup, man. Oh, my God, dude. Those guys are fucking ridiculous. My name is Brandon Thrasher. It's the Daily Dose Show. 0:37 Nick Gatlin. Get on that. Over. There's Chuck. Iron Fist. How you doing? 0:42 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, I got a mustache today. What do you think? 0:44 Speaker 3 What do you mean? What do you mean you got 1? You just found it or. 0:47 Speaker 1 No, I I shaved to make myself have a mustache. 0:49 Speaker 3 We still got some like under neckbeard there, don't you? Or you don't want like. 0:52 Speaker 1 Moti going it's short. This is really short. It's just I've been using I've been using hair color. So it's like where? 0:59 Speaker 3 On your face and on your head. 1:01 Speaker 1 On my face, Yeah. I've been dying. My beard, man. You have never. You haven't said anything. 1:06 Speaker 3 I can't really see it. I mean, I don't see you in person often. It looks Gray still a little bit. 1:10 Speaker 1 It's like $20 a freaking thing. And I got to brush it on like a paintbrush every day, which is kind of exhausting. And every time I sweat or shower, it washes off. But it's it's from China, so I don't I'm gonna have to go with a different brand. 1:23 Speaker 3 You need to get like just straight black and look like Tom Selleck. 1:26 Speaker 1 See, I I actually have some here in my drawer. I have a backup you. 1:29 Speaker 3 Want to see it? We. Oh my God, where? Where the fuck did you even order that from? None of that's even in English. 1:36 Speaker 1 I know it's I got it from Amazon and it look at the bottom what it says. 1:44 Speaker 3 It's a bunch of fucking Chinese letters, a bunch of. 1:46 Speaker 1 Read Read the English in an Asian accent, please. 1:50 Speaker 3 Hairdresser. Oh, covering what? Hell. Simple and convenient. 1:57 Speaker 1 Yeah, dude. So I've been, I've been rocking this thing. I tried to read the instructions to see if it was toxic but. 2:00 in the morning or, or in my truck. 2:04 Speaker 3 Just a bunch of Bing Bong King child shit. 2:06 Speaker 1 Going yeah, that's not happening. So anyway, so yeah, I did that. I got the mustache going because I I don't know how safe this stuff is to keep putting on my face. And in other news, I ruined another relationship, so that's great. 2:18 Speaker 3 Yeah, you do that often. You're pretty good at that. Was this like a gay couple or interracial or regular? 2:24 Speaker 1 No, it was an oldie, but a goodie. So my sister and I have never really been close. And you know, as everyone knows, Grandma's coming to stay with me on March 4th and everything was booked, that flights were booked, everything was perfect. Well, somehow, someway, allegedly my sister thought she was flying out March 2nd. 2:43 So my sister planned a two week vacation like out of the country because she's offloading grandma to me. So she just decided Grandma's on a flight, I'm on the next thing smoking, and she bought a ticket out of Pittsburgh. Well, so anyway, I send the itinerary. I send everything to my sister like, hey, don't forget, this is Grandma's stuff. 3:02 She's got to be there 3 hours early 'cause she, like, has no valid ID. So they have to like, essentially put her through the room. Yeah, she's definitely going to a backroom. They got to do like, facial recognition, fingerprints, probably Adna sample at the end of this. She might be the one that took Nancy Guthrie. I don't know how this is going to play out. 3:19 But anyway, so my sister sees it. Dude, all hell breaks loose, right? And she just sends me, I'm not going to show you it. It was at least 30 text messages and at least a 2 minute long voicemail, which is kind of impressive because I don't have a lot of storage in there. So I was like. 3:33 Speaker 3 You know the the best thing to do when someone says that is just text back to him. Like I ain't reading all that. 3:38 Speaker 1 I, I, I literally said that's fine, it's southwest, when do you want her to fly out? And I'll make the change. I get another 20 text messages saying how she's right, I'm wrong, I never told her it was March 4th. She thought it was March 2nd. She's losing her mind. So then I made the this, this is when I ruined the relationship again. 3:56 And this has been, you know what 47 years of relationship we've had. We've had many, many dicey spots. We went on a 2 year hiatus of talking. This trip is what got me and my sister talking again. And well, I'll read. 4:00 to 4:11 I'll read you the text message that I shouldn't have sent. So I said, oh man, this is bad. Now that I read it, it it makes me feel bad. But I said, Oh my God, are you on the spectrum? 4:26 Give me dates and I'll make it happen. That's all I said. That's. 4:30 Speaker 3 Pretty good, Yeah, that's what I would have said. Are you retarded? 4:33 Speaker 1 And then she said Charles Comma, I am not on the spectrum and I don't appreciate being spoke to that way. You are the one that screwed up. You only say March 2nd 1000 times. 4:48 I'm asking you to prove me wrong. So then I just did the person slapping their face, you know, like Oh my God. And I just said, dude, what dates am I going with? She still has not confirmed the dates she's literally sent. I mean, I'll, I mean, dude, look at this, Brandon. 5:00, then it filled. I don't know. You just let me know. 5:02 Speaker 3 Text her right now. Be like are you retarded? 5:04 Speaker 1 These are her text messages. 5:06 Speaker 3 Oh my God, that's a lot. 5:08 Speaker 1 And then you see mine at the bottom. 5:10 Speaker 3 It's just one sentence, OK? 5:12 Speaker 1 5:12 Speaker 1 All right, calling Southwest to make changes. You know, that's mine. Like I, I just, I, it's, I, I can't do it. So, so I ruined another relationship. I told I actually called my mom and broke the news to her, 'cause they were so excited that me and my sister were talking again. You know we were. 5:25 Speaker 3 Like you only talked for like a day like 30 minutes when you were loading grandma up. 5:29 Speaker 1 We did, but then we've been texting about getting grandma here and getting her here safe and getting her back and and and and and I'm just like, I'm like ask my mom like how? 5:37 Speaker 3 Do you? How do you do? 5:38 Speaker 1 This like, and my mom's like I just hold the phone out about 3 feet from my ear. Like why would you want this as your child? Like I'm not I don't want to say anything terrible about myself. You should have put her down. It's saying there's some kids that it's OK to leave at the fire department. 5:55 You know what I mean? Like that's she's a fire department baby. But either way, I just the spectrum thing, I think that pushed her over the edge. So we've lost friendship. Well, not friendship. We lost communication again. I'm making the change. I'm never going to talk to my sister again. You heard it here first. 6:11 It's done. 6:11 It's done. The relationship has died. RIP. Is she? 6:15 Speaker 3 Sensitive, I guess if she's upset about. I mean, I couldn't imagine what you would have said if you asked her if she was retarded. I mean, you can put it the nice way. Like, are you on the spectrum? She probably would have blew a gasket or something nice. She probably would have pasted you on Facebook. Like my brother is such a douche bag right leaning piece of shit. 6:31 Speaker 1 Oh, I'm sure she's going to post it on Facebook. Now the the problem is we're not friends on Facebook and we're both blocked. So even when I'm back, like if she's blocked on my Facebook, I'm blocked on her Facebook. But I mean, it's just, it's just one of those things where it's like, I, I don't like drama, you know, I want peace in my life. I just want peace. 6:47 And, and when you have somebody like that who is just this just not a good person and she's not, and I again, I'm, I'm not, I'm not even being mean. I'm not, I'm not trying to be mean. If I was trying to be mean, I would have said calm down and relax because I know that's what will get any woman to get on a plane and murder you. 7:04 But I really do think she's, I think she's, I'm not being funny, dude. I'm not being funny. I think, I think she does have that. And I think that that's the problem. And my parents just don't want to identify it because I don't know if you see a lot of 52 year old autistic people out there, but she's one of them. 7:22 She's like a, a freaking science project. She's like, she's like an anomaly. 7:22 She's like a, a freaking science project. She's like, she's like an anomaly. You know, I think we should study her. I think she should be glorified. I think she should be, I think she should be praised and maybe brought into these like different medical institutions And they can put like tests on her and and and release papers and essays And people can do like like conventions talking about whatever her condition is because she has some form of autism at 52 and it's high functioning. 7:46 But she just can't keep a relationship and that goes to the one with her brother. So I'm out. Peace done told my parents broke the news breaking it here for you guys first. It's over. 7:57 Speaker 3 Sweet. Yeah, we should call her and be like, hey, well we're doing this new study and you're selected to see if you are retarded, so. 8:06 Speaker 1 God, that's actually having you call her would be actually really funny and be like, yeah, we had a we had a anonymous e-mail come in from somebody claiming he knows you and says that you're very high level functioning autistic and you hold a very good job, but you are very bad with people skills. 8:22 We just want to talk to you about some of the stuff you're going through. Dude, she would actually, she would come to Georgia and kill me like it would be. 8:30 Speaker 3 So yeah, my number and kill me next. 8:34 Speaker 1 So anyway, so I ruined that relationship Today I went up to the cabin. Jose my man Jose is going to be chilling at my cabin all weekend. I'm so excited for Jose and his lovely wife. I think he's got some other family coming in. I do feel bad because the hot tub has a flow error and I called the technician. 8:51 He won't be there until tomorrow morning or maybe Friday morning. And unfortunately, Jose is not going to be able to get freaky in the hot tub tonight unless he can fix it. But I got a question for you, Brandon. What do you how would you handle this situation? 9:00 in the morning after the kids already went to school? 9:07 I got a flow error, right? I'll stop pushing. I don't know. I have no idea. It's FLOI Googled it. It says something wrong with the the piping or something inside of it. I'm like, that's weird. So we had a guest just checked out of the checked out of the cabin and they had a small child, a small girl, right? 9:24 And I don't, I don't think it was them. I, I don't want to because I, for my, with my luck, they listen to the show and I'm going to get a cease and desist letter. So anyway, this is what I saw in the hot tub and I took a picture of it. I want you to identify what this is. 9:44 Speaker 3 Those look like tonsil stones. 9:46 Speaker 1 They're not tonsil stones. They're under the water and they're everywhere. That's different chairs, like different seats. 9:56 Speaker 3 I, I don't know, like metal off a cheap necklace? 9:59 Speaker 1 So I was thinking remember, and I don't know what this is. 10:04 Speaker 3 Oh yeah, you got a bunch of shit in your fucking pump. 10:06 Speaker 1 I'm I'm guessing that's important. It looks like a seal seal. 10:10 Speaker 3 Yeah, just blown out. 10:11 Speaker 1 So so I'm sitting here and I'm trying to figure out like what is. 10:11 Speaker 1 So so I'm sitting here and I'm trying to figure out like what is. So I zoomed in on it and now that I got it zoomed in, I think you can identify it. 10:20 Speaker 3 I know, what the fuck are those BBS? 10:23 Speaker 1 They're little kid gems, like the little like, like toy gems or like, you know, like like little fake diamonds. 10:30 Speaker 3 Yeah. 10:31 Speaker 1 There's thousands of them. 10:33 Speaker 3 Oh, they're definitely in the pump. That shit's fucked. 10:35 Speaker 1 Thousands. They're everywhere, dude, everywhere. And I'm taking pictures of them and I'm like, what are these right ones? Because at first I thought they were real diamonds. And I'm like, oh, this is awesome, right? And then I'm like digging them out with the like, little thing. And I'm like, these are freaking fake diamonds, like little plastic cubic zirconias or something. 10:55 So I think a kid got in there with a bag of freaking fake gems and just made it rain. 11:01 Speaker 3 Yeah, she's like fucking Beyoncé with $100,000 bottle of champagne or whatnot. The hot tub, she's like, hell yeah. It's awesome. I hope, I hope Jose is sitting in the hot tub when the technician shows up. He's like, he's no flowing, but he's hot right here. 11:16 Speaker 1 Yeah, they're, they're trying to work on it and Jose won't get out. He's just laying there. 11:20 Speaker 3 They said they drain all the water. 11:20 Speaker 3 They said they drain all the water. He's sitting there. He's like, he's OK. It's not that cold. He's OK. I'll wait. Hello to you. Fill it up. You know, I drink cervesa. Maybe 11:34 Speaker 1 I am Chuck, the brand. It's OK, It's OK. He told me to watch you guys, so I watch you from inside the hot tub. It's fine. 11:39 Speaker 3 He's like, I actually have a pump like that in my pawn shop. You want me to go get? 11:42 Speaker 1 It I'll be. 11:43 Speaker 3 Back in six hours. 11:45 Speaker 1 Yeah, he told me, he said, you know, because Jose, so Jose gave me this at the at the event, which is a really cool 4K camera because I was kind of busting his balls a little bit, which by the way, this is really hard to use. Jose 360. You don't give Chuck a 360 camera. 12:00 I, I literally took a 10 minute video of the deck and what they were doing and I went back to watch it. It's literally my like up my face like I was, I was videotaping like in my mouth. And I'm like, here's the deck. Here's where the here's where the bridge is going to go. And I'm like doing this. 12:16 I come in and watch it. I'm like, yeah, I, I'm an idiot. 12:19 Speaker 3 You got to get the app so you can put which way you want the video to record. It records everything. Then you get the app and you edit in there to which way you want it to look. 12:27 Speaker 1 Oh yeah. 12:29 Speaker 3 I can take That was a very complicated camera he gave you. I know when he gave it to him. I ain't no way it's going to be able to figure. 12:35 Speaker 1 This so then he calls me and he goes he goes, hey, I'm going to leave a lot of attachments for it and like different things and I'm like, oh God, you know, because I thought this was complicated enough. Now he's leaving me attachments, like what if I have like, so I'm taking this, I'm I'm taking this to to Chattanooga on Saturday when I go see Dropkick Murphy. 12:55 So this will be at the Dropkick Murphy concert because I feel like if I can figure this thing out, this is a good thing to have at a concert, right? I mean, it's way better than a phone. It gets everything. Carter, you know, it's his first concert. I want to document it, but but God, attachments, bro. You, you have a lot of faith in Chuck, a lot of faith. 13:12 But yeah, I'll do my best. I'll do my best. So, yeah, Jose, thank you again, man. I appreciate I have fun up there in the empty hot tub. I hope that hope you guys enjoy it. 13:20 Speaker 3 Yeah, man, I remember one time we went to a cabin for a ski trip. There was like, First off, it was like 12 of us. Never do that with couples. Oh my God, about to blow my fucking brains out. But we were sitting in the hot tub. There was like 5 of us. Everyone stressed out because the hot tubs like 86°, you know what I'm saying? 13:35 Like 2 fucking colds, like 90. So what we had was we had one of our buddies wives in there just making hot pots, just fucking putting boiling water on the stove and just dumping it in that motherfucker. And it worked. It took a lot of hot pots though. About every 10 minutes we need a new hot pot. We're like more hot pot. So you just boiling pot of water, just toss it right into the hot tub and it it worked. 13:54 Worked pretty good. 13:55 Speaker 1 Why wouldn't it? Why wouldn't it get over 86? 13:57 Speaker 3 Fucking flow error or something, I don't know. Too much pissing. 14:01 Speaker 1 Something I don't know if you know this, a lot of hot tubs, mine included the spot up there. If The Jets are running, it can't heat. It only heats when The Jets are not running. So if you stay in there for like 45 minutes or an hour with The Jets running constantly, your temperature drops. 14:16 So you have to turn The Jets off. 14:16 So you have to turn The Jets off. You can still sit in it, but you it. That's the only way it heats. You can't have The Jets going hardest. I don't know. I didn't, I didn't invent it. I just, you know, that's what happens. 14:26 Speaker 3 You would think The Jets on would mean it circulate more hot water into the hot water heater or the water heater to make it hot and then put it back out. But I don't know. They're so fucking finicky. Every time, Every hot tub I've ever been in, like like a cabin or something like that, always finicky as hell. And then that one time I told you and I put too much pool shock in that motherfucker and I got chemical burns from the waist down. 14:46 I got in the next morning by myself and sitting in there, I'm like, damn, this thing is hot. This thing is motherfucking hot. And I'm like looking at the temperature, I'm like, it's only one O 4. You know, that's about normal. 14:56 Speaker 1 It's like 96. 14:57 Speaker 3 And then I'm, I'm get out and I look at the fucking the pool shock or whatnot, it says like use One Cup per like 500 gallons and I put like half the box in there. I'm like, Oh my God. 15:08 Speaker 1 Your penis skin is like peeling off. 15:10 Speaker 3 It was. It hurt bad. I tried to put it in my girlfriend to soothe it and it did not help. Man that was painful. Better like moisturize it or something but did not help. So yeah the be careful. Don't put too much shock in there. You shock your cock off. 15:24 Speaker 1 And I'm not, I'm not going to get too much into this Brandon, because I'm, I've been warned not to. But remember how I told you I sustained a significant injury on that cruise? 15:33 Speaker 3 Oh yeah, yeah, you broke your Weiner. 15:35 Speaker 1 Dude, there's a there's a item that I had to purchase to like, fix it. It's essentially. 15:45 Speaker 3 The fucking straightener. 15:47 Speaker 1 No, it's not. It's not crooked. It's just like to to get rid of scar tissue and and dude, it's so it's like it's like like a really hot tech massager. You won't be. 15:59 Speaker 3 Using that thing every day. 16:02 Speaker 1 I got it in the mail and it said please allow 30 to 60 minutes per day to to do it and on it right now. No, no. And I told Megan I was like, I was like, when am I going to do like, like when is the most opportune time to pull out a machine and like try to fix yourself because blow job machine. 16:26 So I was going to try it. I was going to try it like driving downtown because I always have like a one hour commute in the morning and yeah, let's just say that's never happening again. 16:38 Speaker 3 Someone's going to look over it. You're like what the fuck is wrong with this? 16:42 Speaker 1 16:42 Speaker 1 Guy, I'm like, I'm like passed out in the. 16:44 Speaker 3 Sea. Oh Lord, Yeah, yeah. I don't know when to do it. Maybe. I mean your waist down. We can't see below your waist right now so I don't know if now would be a good time or not. 16:53 Speaker 1 No, it's not a good time. No, I think you need to be. I think it's really weird because in my situation with small kids, like you have to be in a situation where you're completely going to be left alone for 30 minutes. And I really don't have that. I mean, the only time I could really do it is like 17:13 I just don't feel comfortable doing stuff like like medical stuff in my truck like that. 17:17 Speaker 3 I can imagine being over your house, laying on the couch and then two in the morning to 0. 17:21 Speaker 1 What the? 17:24 Speaker 3 Fuck is that Chuck's working on himself. 17:27 Speaker 1 So dude, I'm not. Again, I'm not getting in too much details on this because I've been warned, but I will tell you this is a very, very routine. The issue that men have when they, when they sustain trauma. And sometimes a man can sustain multiple trauma and then it gets like really bad. 17:44 Like if you, if you have this happen to you more than two, three times in your life, you won't have to have surgery. But dude, your little guy will do things that you did not know it could do. Like it'll turn into an hourglass. 17:58 Speaker 3 17:58 Speaker 3 Oh my God, is it like a fucking worm where they get that band around them? 18:01 Speaker 1 Yeah, kinda. Or it'll turn complete. It'll go up straight like 3 inches and then make a hard left. Oh my God. Like I've seen some things, bro. Like I've, I've been researching it because I, I didn't know I was like, I've never had scar tissue anywhere. Like, I mean, I, I've had scar tissue in my lip when I had a bunch of stitches and I had like, you know how you get that? 18:19 Like, you get like a lump under the skin, Yeah. 18:22 Speaker 3 But the mouth heals the quickest. 18:24 Speaker 1 Well, the penis does not my I, I everything I've read. And because Megan's like, we need to go see a urologist and I'm like, I feel like the urologist comes in when things stop working. You know what I mean? Like. 18:36 Speaker 3 It's working. It's just working in all different ways. We're in a way that shouldn't be working, but somehow it's working. 18:43 Speaker 1 I I mean, but if it's still working and everything's still app operating as normal, it's mostly just like I'm doing preventative. I'm trying to prevent anything from getting worse. And like, me and Megan have got a strict rule like there will be no more trauma ever. 18:59 And I will never be. I will never be in a situation where trauma could occur. Like if anything, you're going to, you're going to we're going to Make Love like, you know, 17 year olds for the first time. Yeah. Mormons. Yeah, like me and her just going to lay on top of each other. I want to call a buddy to come jump on the bed, you know, soaking like that. 19:16 I mean, because, because I'm not going through that again, I'm not doing any of that again. But anyway, I just want to yeah. So, so that's what I'm dealing with. So if you can think of a good 30 minutes that you would do it if you if you had to hook up a device to your to your manhood for 30 minutes a day, what time would you choose to do it? 19:35 Speaker 3 Why don't you do it like 19:39 Speaker 1 I'm on the road. That's when I'm in my truck. 19:42 Speaker 3 Oh what's wrong with your truck? Just get more tint on the windows it's or lift it some. 19:46 Speaker 1 It it, it, I'm not going to because it does. It's not like it feels good, but it definitely, you can't really focus on anything else. You know what I mean? 19:56 Speaker 3 And I'll probably look over at you like, what the fuck is this? 19:59 Speaker 1 Guy doing when I can see myself get in an accident and jump out of the truck real quick with this freaking device I got. 20:05 Speaker 3 I got 7 minutes left. Hold on. 20:09 Speaker 1 A cop pulls me over and it's like, and I'm like, sorry, it's hold on and we're ready, you know? 20:17 Speaker 3 It just falls off. All right. What you need there, officer. 20:23 Speaker 1 I know, I know other people have, I know other people have gone through this. So if anybody has ever gone through any type of trauma in their life with their penile, let me know. I just need to know if I'm like on the right track here and if anybody knows what we're talking about, because this is a thing and I feel really, I feel alone right now, Brandon. 20:40 I feel like I'm on an island. I have not talked to it other than everybody on that listens to the show. I'm not talking about the. 20:45 Speaker 3 People that now hear it. 20:46 Speaker 1 Well, nobody knows. Nobody knows all the details. There's some the details are are gnarly, but that's. 20:51 Speaker 3 Sometimes worse, when people just start making up their own details about what's going on, they're like, oh man, I bet Chuck was doing this and that. Yeah, he probably was banging the window or something. 21:00 Speaker 1 I mean, honestly, there's nothing that could be worse than what really happened, so. 21:07 Speaker 3 Fall down in the shower, get it stuck in the drain. 21:10 Speaker 1 Megan looks like a WWE wrestler coming in from the top rope. Like, you know, like that's, that's about how it happens. 21:19 Speaker 3 Oh man okay well we'll stop talking about Chucks junk. Hey, let's do it on IR radio podcast or Spotify. Be sure to lose a five star of you and a follow up. We really appreciate it really do see y'all doing it everyday and the numbers are going up and up and up. We got the Patreon down below. He's at paid advertising for the show like damn that scary hookers, heroin, prostitutes, bands for our events billboards with our faces on it and companies. 21:43 We also got the YouTube up there. Go check it out Clueless 2 channel where hopefully be monetized here the next couple weeks if everything goes well. We also got the the website dailydoseshow.com. Go over there, get all the information about the the podcast, any events we're doing. 21:59 And we also got the merch store over there. Go get you some merch. It's quality, people like it, people been wearing it, people been buying it. It's awesome. Spread the word. We appreciate it. We got a golf polo up there too. So wear it to somewhere nice and tell them we're a just Tell Where Atlanta's number one comedy podcast. I'd probably leave it at there unless you want all your friends and look at you weird. 22:16 I want to get in too much detail, you know what I mean? But all right, so you got anything to add to that? 22:20 Speaker 1 Yeah, everybody listens to show guys. There's a lot of listeners out there you guys don't know about, including other bands. So I just want to thank the band that I was made aware of that heard the episode from yesterday and said that is one of the funniest things they've ever heard. 22:36 And they are now considering playing our event, which when I say they're outside of our price range, I mean like way outside of our price range. So for them, but they enjoyed, I think they enjoyed the bowling pursuit comments and they mostly enjoyed the fact that we lost Weedus to a Saudi Prince. 22:53 So they're going to be stepping up. I think this is dude, this is like the most positive thing I've had. I know Brandon hates to know about it because then he'll put it in one of his stories. And so I'm not going to, I'm not going to, I'm not going to share any more than that. But it's a big band. It's, I hate to say it, it's bigger than Weedus. It's bigger. 23:08 So we're not talking one hit, we're talking like 5. OK, so let's just hope this comes through and God help us if it doesn't, you guys might be stuck with, I don't know, Tim, you know, so which I love Tim, I love him, I love him, but I, you know, I mean, come on, we got to do better than that. 23:26 So you're going. 23:28 Speaker 3 To be like we are now presenting Tim. What band's he from? I don't know. His name's Tim, though. 23:34 Speaker 4 All the homeless. 23:35 Speaker 1 People in Atlanta are outside the gates. 23:41 Speaker 3 Othello's there, but I know all the rock songs I know. Wow, let. 23:45 Speaker 1 Me in. That's right. Oh, this is REO Speedwagon. I'm like what? I know everything. I know everything. Yeah, so. 23:54 Speaker 3 Alright, we'll go and get into it. Daily dos Saddam News. 23:59 Speaker 2 That's your daily 24:21 Speaker 3 LaBeouf released from jail in New Orleans after Mardi Gras bar fight. So apparently Shia LaBeouf, he got a little crazy. He's been there for like a week now, up in or down in New Orleans. I don't know where he normally lives at, but he's hanging out down there partying. 24:36 And he was sober for a while. And then apparently he went a little too crazy, got wild and drunk and caused the big scene and got arrested down in New Orleans. Now this is the problem I have when celebrities stand on their pedestal and they're like, Hey, you know, I I'm a sober, I'm sober, I'm sober, I'm sober. 24:53 And now I'm sober right now just because I'm trying to get back in shape. But he was already in shape. So I don't know why he couldn't do drugs and alcohol because it usually makes it more fun. But that's the problem when you picture yourself as a as a sober person, you know, don't do any drugs, don't do any alcohol, You're good, you're fine, you're awesome, everything's cool. 25:11 Because then when you slip up one time in New Orleans, in the biggest party town, all people are talking about is like, oh, he's so bad. This is why I can't drink. This is why I can't drink. And then the opposite is if you got someone that gets drunk all the time, you're like, dude, I can't believe this guy got arrested in Mardi Gras. That's fucking awesome. 25:27 That's so cool. You know, like I expected him to get arrested because he's always drunk and party. And that makes sense. You know, like anybody, you know, like fucking Nicolas Cage or somebody back in the day or Charlie Sheen, you go, that's fucking awesome. You know, I mean, they get drunk and partying, but when you hear Shia LaBeouf and you talk about you're being sober and you get sobriety and whatnot, people double down and hit you even harder because all the time that you were sober goes out the window as soon as something like this happens. 25:50 And they blast you on the fucking TMZ and Hollywood Reporter and the news and New Orleans. But I, I guess he, you think he frequents Mardi Gras often or he'll just like, fuck it, I'm gonna go to Mardi Gras this year and get fucking hammered because he got a hot wife, Mia Gough. So I don't know what's going on with his life. 26:06 Maybe they're getting divorced or he's just wanted to get hammered. I don't know. 26:09 Speaker 1 I'm actually very impressed that you pulled in another Mardi Gras story. Like that's actually really good, Brandon. That's some good. That's some good work right there that you just did. But anyway, with with like it's Mardi Gras right now and you pulled this story. It's a Mardi Gras story. Like I, I know how much you hate in New Orleans. So I'm impressed that you did this. 26:24 You're you're a great, great host. So thank you with Shia LaBeouf. I'll tell you, man, I watched this video last night and I watched it multiple times on TMZ because I was kind of intrigued because not only does he get his ass kicked, OK, the dude kicking his ass is like, stay down or I'm going to keep kicking your ass, right? 26:48 And Shia LaBeouf keeps trying to get up and he just keeps getting his ass kicked, right. So it's, it's really interesting to watch. But the thing that really resonates with me is, do you know how many times in my life I've witnessed that scene happen with someone I know? 27:04 Speaker 3 4. 27:06 Speaker 1 I can't even count. I'm. I'm talking. 27:06 Speaker 1 I can't even count. I'm. I'm talking. I've seen that scene. A friend, no shirt on, hammered, getting beat down. Not usually by a brother. All right, So that was kind of stupid on Shia Labeouf's part. Like, I don't know if I'd fight a brother in New Orleans without a shirt on. 27:23 Yeah. 27:23 Speaker 3 They're trained. 27:24 Speaker 1 When you're going to get, I mean, I'm scared I'm going to get shot like I don't, I don't know why. I just feel like if you're fighting a brother, there's a good chance you're going to catch one, especially if you attack him. I think like what are you doing? But anyway, I see it all the time. So I'm sitting here going, you know, they're beating him up about it now. I get the sobriety thing. 27:40 Sobriety. Sobriety before the age of 30. How old is Shia LaBeouf? 27:46 Speaker 3 He's probably his 30s, yeah. 27:48 Speaker 1 You think he's he's not in the 20s anymore? 27:50 Speaker 3 No, I mean, I'm 27. He's got to be. And he was in holes when I was in four third grade. 27:55 Speaker 1 Oh, OK, so he's in his 30s, 39. Oh, wow, he's way older than I thought. Oh. 28:02 Speaker 3 Annie, Annie, Annie divorced Mia Goth, I think it says from 2016 to 2025. So they got married or they got divorced last year. She's pretty hot. 28:08 Speaker 1 Now you know the news about Shia LaBeouf. Was he just he just bought a house in New Orleans. 28:14 Speaker 3 Oh, so he's planning on doing this often? 28:16 Speaker 1 He's a resident now, which is a, which is a huge problem, but I'm giving him a pass. I'm giving Shia LaBeouf a pass on this because anybody that has ever went out with a group of dudes and you have partied. Now, I'm not saying go to your local Applebee's and freaking put down some beers and you know, get a ride home. 28:35 I'm talking gone out in Vegas, New Orleans, Miami, DCI can, the list goes on and on. And you've partied, right? This is like part of the night. This, this isn't even news. This is like what happens. This what happens at Shia LaBeouf. 28:51 So I give him a pass on it. I think it makes him more likable. I wish you'd have at least somehow, you know, fought a little bit because he got whooped. Dude, it wasn't even, I mean, even the guy that was white that was next to him was like staying out, like screaming at him. 29:06 Like, dude, you're going to die. But I like the person videotaping it as well. Like, how amazing would that be to be there to watch that, Yeah. 29:13 Speaker 3 Yeah, and it's pretty crazy because, I mean, you know, I mentioned something about his wife. But they, as of February 2026, reports indicate Mia Goth is single following a separation from her long time partner and husband, Shia LaBeouf. They were together since 2012. Do you know who that is? Mia Goth. 29:28 Speaker 1 I know the name. I don't I I I I don't. I don't know what she looks like though. I mean, I'm guessing she's hot. 29:33 Speaker 3 She was in that series. There was like Maxine X and then something else. They're on HBO Max. I think it was HBO or 2B, something like that you watch. But they're pretty good though. That's where I saw. I was like, damn, she's kind of hot in those movies. That's her. Oh. 29:47 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, she's got a, she's got a very weird face, man. She is kind of hot though. But she's got a weird face. Like she always looks sad. 29:58 Speaker 3 Yeah, those movies are pretty hot, even when. 30:00 Speaker 1 She's smiling, She looks sad. 30:02 Speaker 3 It's ironic 'cause I was like just watch these movies like 2 months ago and I looked her up. I was like who is she? And I'm like, oh Shia La Bluff dating her. But now they're not. Now she's single, so. 30:09 Speaker 1 That makes that makes all the sense in the world then, right? Why why this all happened is because he's going he's going through a divorce and he's in New Orleans. He's trying to be a bachelor and he tied a little bit too hard of a knot and he got beat up. 30:21 Speaker 3 Ty 2 are but not you talking about getting married? 30:23 Speaker 1 No, I'm talking about tying went on like he just drank way, way, way too much. And he obviously does not have a good friend system. That's the other thing that I take away from this. Whoever his friends are that let that happen, he needs to cut them out of his life right now because a good friend, they're not going to let that happen. 30:41 Like especially with Shia LaBeouf, like if you were a huge podcaster star and we went out and you're getting stupid and you're about ready to get in a fight, you're going to fight me before you fight somebody else. Like I'm going to grab you and be like, yo, dude, we're out of here. And you're not going to let that happen. All these stars like him, like, dude, that should never have happened. 30:58 You have to have a support system and he does not have a good one. 31:01 Speaker 3 Yeah, or maybe we see that A he's got a new movie he's working on about getting drunk in New Orleans or a Mardi Gras movie because this would be great publicity for it. Going to jail. I think actors have done that before, went to jail before a new movie came out just to get the buzz and TMZ and the news and to get him talking about him again and be like oh whoa, coincidentally he's got a new movie coming out in like 2 months, but he's got to go back to court on March, March 12th I think is what it said. 31:26 But I mean, he's got the money he's got, you know what was the worst that can happen? Probation, right? Maybe. 31:31 Speaker 1 I think he's been rested a few times. 31:34 Speaker 3 Yeah, but I mean, you probably use a NOLO on this, right? 31:38 Speaker 1 You know what? Manny should represent him. 31:41 Speaker 3 Oh, he might call Manny. That'd be pretty cool. Maybe like, all right, well, if Manny represents you, he'll do it for free. But you got to come on the podcast, Manny's like, man, he's like, I got to go to the shit whole New Orleans for you guys for free. I like to just get like 15 autographs from him and sell it. 31:59 You know, get a beer can and have him sign it and be like, this is from the night that he got fucking drunk and this was evidence, but now he signed it and we can sell it. 32:05 Speaker 1 You know what's funny is Manny probably has no idea who Shia LaBeouf is. 32:09 Speaker 3 Oh he he's a big Holes fan, I'm sure. What? 32:13 Speaker 1 He's not. 32:15 Speaker 3 Well, wouldn't he be? 32:16 Speaker 1 Because it's nanny doesn't watch stuff like that. 32:19 Speaker 3 He has kids like a little older than me and I'm sure they watched them in school and they know what it's about. 32:23 Speaker 1 I never watched Holes. 32:25 Speaker 3 Yeah, your kids are too young. I. 32:26 Speaker 1 Don't know what holes is it's. 32:28 Speaker 3 32:28 Speaker 3 About the it's about the movie where Shia LaBeouf and the Little Black kid 0, they're out there digging holes because they got in trouble because he stole a pair. His name is Stanley Yates and he stole a pair of shoes, but he didn't really. So they sent him to this like work camp where they're digging a bunch of holes out in the desert because the lady that runs the shit is looking for lost treasure. 32:44 Never seen holes. 32:45 Speaker 1 No. 32:46 Speaker 3 Oh good movie, watch it. Shia LA buff's like 8 in that movie. And then they did the fuck What's the 1 he did with the moonshine and whatnot. 32:56 Speaker 1 No idea, I only saw him in Transformers. 32:58 Speaker 3 Moonshine Movie. Shia LaBeouf, Shia. 33:01 Speaker 1 LaBeouf was He was in Transformers when Megan Fox was in Transformers. 33:05 Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you never saw Lawless with Tom Hardy. And it was. It was filmed down here. 33:11 Speaker 1 No. 33:11 Speaker 3 Very good movie. Very good movie. The opening scene, actually, the kid that plays the young Shia LaBeouf. I know that guy. It's a terrible kid. He's been out of jail many a times, but he was his name was Robbie. He's the as soon as the movie starts is he's walking around looking at a pig. His friends are making him shoot it or something or his dad and he doesn't want to shoot it. 33:29 But that's, I know that guy. 33:30 Speaker 1 You know what's you know, what's weird is with all the the production that's going on in Atlanta, especially for movies, TV shows, things like that. So we were Savannah, one of her friends, she got invited this Valentine's Day party at this girl's house for a sleepover. 33:46 And, and Megan is watching the show on Netflix, I think it's called. It might be his and hers. Does that sound familiar? 33:54 Speaker 3 With the with the is it with the cop and the the actor. 33:58 Speaker 1 You're asking the wrong guy. I'm probably messing this all up. Megan's going to kill me. But either way, she's watching the show on Netflix and she loves the show. She's obsessed with the show. She's halfway through it. She goes to drop Savannah off at the family's house and the girl answers the door and Megan goes, Oh my gosh, you look just like the girl from such and such show. 34:16 And she goes, Oh yeah, that's me. Oh my God, I'm that girl. 34:20 Speaker 3 What? Tessa Thompson Thompson Thompson I. 34:23 Speaker 1 Don't know you're asking again, you're asking the wrong guy. I was, you know, it's not my jam. I just know that Megan was like starstruck by dropping my kid off at a sleepover and she's like, dude, this is the freaking 13 year old that's in this show and she's best friends with Savannah. And I'm like, what? And this 13 year old, well, the girl that Savannah's friends with I'm I'll get the information for you because, well, should I do that though? 34:44 I don't know if I should. I feel like that's kind of a privacy issue. But anyway. 34:47 Speaker 3 Yeah, we got that disclaimer in the front. We can do whatever the fuck we. 34:49 Speaker 1 Want so, so Savannah, she doesn't even care. She's sitting over here and and Megan's like, wait a minute, you know, when Savannah gets home, she's like, you got to tell me everything. So you're like friends with this girl. And she's like, yeah, we're in chorus together and, you know, blah, blah. And she's like, does she ever talk about the fact that she's one of the main characters in the show on Netflix? 35:05 And she's like, no, she's, you know, we all know, but nobody really cares. I'm like, dude, if I was a star in high school or middle school, I would have made sure everybody cared, OK? I'd have came in handing out T-shirts. I'd be throwing $10 bills at people. Like, I've been paying for people's lunches, OK? 35:22 I would have been, I'd have been that guy. But this girl just goes to school. Like, nothing's, nothing's crazy. 35:26 Speaker 3 I'm trying to, I'm trying to think I don't remember any 13 year old being in that the TV show. 35:32 Speaker 1 Hold on dude, you're killing me now I got to freaking look it up. 35:35 Speaker 3 Yeah, you do. I don't know why you come up with this information. 35:35 Speaker 3 Yeah, you do. I don't know why you come up with this information. You don't have any follow up information. I I don't hit. There we go. 35:41 Speaker 1 Here we go, I got it. I'm on Megan's Netflix his and. 35:44 Speaker 3 Hers. 35:45 Speaker 1 Kid, hold on, hold on, hold on. That might, might be. Hold on. That's not it. 35:56 Speaker 3 Is he got the guy from The Walking Dead in it? Is that same show you're talking about series? 36:00 Speaker 1 I don't think think so. 36:02 Speaker 3 Oh well, that's his and hers. He's the main guy. John Birnthal, Shane from The Walking Dead. 36:06 Speaker 1 What's the name of the show Savannah's friend is in? Boom. All right, I just sent it. I'll get a response. Yeah. Because it's Megan's like, starstruck by this. I just, I don't understand. I think it's just because we live in Atlanta now. It's like turning into more of like the Los Angeles, you know, Hollywood type deal, where now it's normal here because, you know, kids in LA, I'm sure they get it all the time. 36:29 Like, you know, was it Joe Montana, Wayne Gretzky? And there's one more. All of those, all of their kids went to school together in LA. So, you know, you could go to like a high school football game and you got Joe Montana, Wayne Gretzky sitting next to you. And I'm like, dude, how crazy would that be? 36:45 It's turning that way in Atlanta because of the movie industry. So anyway, but I'm getting the name of it for you. You can look her up and now, but think we're not, we're not calling her, OK? We're not going to reach out. 36:55 Speaker 3 Wouldn't want to. Yeah, I wouldn't want to. I mean, depending on what the show, Because if it's not his and hers, I really don't care. I'm depending on what it's. 37:01 Speaker 1 Called found. Man, I was way off. 37:05 Speaker 3 His and hers is good found. I have no idea what that shit's called, what that what that is. 37:09 Speaker 1 Found on Netflix. 37:11 Speaker 3 Be cancelled after two seasons. OK, be a great show. 37:15 Speaker 1 It's this one. Yeah, it's this one. 37:17 Speaker 3 It's the all black cast. 37:20 Speaker 1 Well, that would fit the bill of that. 37:25 Speaker 3 Oh, OK, yeah. So this was a cancelled after two seasons. It's got a 70% rating. 54% of users like this show. OK, yeah, we're not going to call her. Don't worry. Now if it was his and hers, I'd be holy shit, that's big. 37:42 I think it's a big actress in there, but where is it? Where is it on Netflix and BET? 37:47 Speaker 1 It's Ninja. Oh my God, it's Netflix. But dude, the main girl in this is the one from Shameless. Like that chick is the that is the main. That is one of the main characters on Shameless. This chick. 38:02 Speaker 3 Is that Shanola Hampton? 38:04 Speaker 1 I don't know. She's not afraid to show a little skin in Shameless. 38:12 Speaker 3 But yes, we're not going to be a show I'm watching, but. 38:14 Speaker 1 Well, Megan said. It's a really good show, so I don't. 38:19 Speaker 3 Know recovery specialist Gabby Mosley and her team are dedicated to find Americans missing, people forgotten by the media, law enforcement, the public stopping nothing to solve these cases because for them it's personal. I'm not reading anymore. All right, up next, 56 pledges were found blindfolded in basement at fraternity house. 38:43 Police say. So this happened back in 2024, but the video has just been released. So we're going to watch this video real quick. It's not that long, but it's a it's a good visual that we'll go ahead and pull up here for you. Have you heard anything about this case there, Charles? 38:57 Speaker 1 No. 38:58 Speaker 3 OK, here we. 39:01 Speaker 5 Go. Does anyone want to be forthcoming on what's going on? 39:04 Speaker 4 Hey, this stops here, guys. This is a Police Department. This stops here. Who's in? 39:12 Speaker 3 I love how they're all still in character. You know, they're like, they're not called for. 39:14 Speaker 1 Anything. Hold on. What? Take me back? What? What? Why are the What happened here? 39:18 Speaker 3 These are pledges, frat pledges, so they're being held under, you know, just part of pledging to be in a fraternity. You know, they make you do all kinds of crazy shit. We'll get into fraternities and how I feel about them after the video. But these guys are just, you know, it's part of rush week or it's part of hazing, which I mean, it doesn't compare to some things that my buddy told them told us that they did. 39:36 I mean their their whole their whole chapter got got shut down at Georgia college for doing some crazy hazing, but this isn't even that bad. I mean, they're in a base, blindfolded. 39:43 Speaker 1 That's what I'm saying. I don't understand. Like none of them are shackled or anything. I don't, I don't understand why the police department's coming in and saying this stops here. I mean, you're not allowed to. Like you don't have the freedom to do this. 39:53 Speaker 3 It's a little iffy, iffy. You know, the colleges are like shit, you know, they know what's happening, but whenever they get caught like this, then they got to do something about it. But. 40:00 Speaker 1 Charge. They're upstairs. 40:05 Speaker 4 How about we stop, we start cleaning this up, Everyone take their blindfolds off. 40:12 Speaker 1 You're out, you're out, you're out I. 40:14 Speaker 3 Know that's what they're thinking because they'll do some crazy shit. I mean, I know they would like make you hike in the woods and they'd strip you naked. You got to sit around a fire sometimes they brand you. You got to drink like a gallon of fucking moonshine. I mean, they can do some crazy shit. 40:27 Speaker 1 I just think it's funny that that that that that's what they all thought. 40:27 Speaker 1 I just think it's funny that that that that that's what they all thought. They 1000% thought this cop, as soon as they took their blindfolds off, was going to be like and you're out right. So I don't. 40:37 Speaker 3 Know. 40:39 Speaker 1 Shit. 40:43 Speaker 4 I'm already given multiple commands to clear the room and get out of here, but no one. 40:49 Speaker 3 'S drinking a Bush. He's the he's the head leader, the guy on the left here just drinking a Bush fucking apple or something. 40:54 Speaker 1 Is he drinking? 40:56 Speaker 3 Yeah, that's what OK. I'm just like ah. 41:00 Speaker 4 Shit, they're taking us pretty serious. 41:03 Speaker 6 Yes. 41:05 Speaker 4 You in charge, you said. Still haven't found out who's in charge? 41:11 Speaker 6 No one asked our house dad. 41:12 Speaker 4 Where's he at? 41:14 Speaker 3 That guy's been partying for fucking two days, smoking probably at least 60 cigarettes, has not slept and screaming. This is at Iowa, obviously. Summit. 41:22 Speaker 5 Working at Summit. 41:23 Speaker 4 Summit. 41:23 Speaker 4 Summit. That's cool. So. So yeah, Lieutenant's coming. 41:28 Speaker 1 In OK, cool. Yeah. 41:31 Speaker 4 Definitely figured out why you wouldn't let me pass you initially. 41:34 Speaker 3 Questionable. Yeah, I do like how these guys are remaining silent. You know the cops are fucking fishing right here and everyone's shutting the fuck up, which is what you should do whenever confronted by a cop. I. 41:45 Speaker 6 Get it? 41:48 Speaker 4 I'll probably be calling your house dad or whoever to get him here since ultimately he's probably in charge, right? 41:57 Speaker 3 I wish I could in my life. Lost my phone 2 days ago man. 42:00 Speaker 1 But. 42:01 Speaker 3 We don't have any phones. We decided to throw them all in the pool and set them on fire. 42:05 Speaker 4 Unless someone else is in charge lot. 42:07 Speaker 6 Of lot of I have his numbers. 42:09 Speaker 3 Yeah, What's Russian? You guys know how the fire? 42:12 Speaker 1 Alarm you guys set off and you just run it's. 42:14 Speaker 6 Manual. Here's the. 42:17 Speaker 3 It's got what does he mean? It's a manual fire alarm. What the fuck you say it's like? 42:22 Speaker 5 It's. 42:22 Speaker 1 Manual. We can only turn them off. We can only turn it on when we push the button if there's a bad fire. 42:29 Speaker 5 I'm being told this is like shutting down chapters type stuff. I need to start talking. 42:35 Speaker 1 Now. 42:36 Speaker 3 It's 1. 42:37 Speaker 1 O'clock, yeah. 42:38 Speaker 5 That's fine. I need to talk to people. 42:40 Speaker 6 Call Summit. 42:41 Speaker 5 Can I call summit? Yep, I'm not calling Summit. 42:43 Speaker 6 I have no contact with Summit. 42:45 Speaker 1 You're not being very helpful. 42:46 Speaker 5 42:46 Speaker 5 Nobody in here has any way to contact the guy that's charged this house. This is all going in their apartment, so we're only making this situation. 42:59 Speaker 6 That much worse? I have no. 43:01 Speaker 3 Concept. We're actually making it a lot better by not saying anything. 43:03 Speaker 1 Yeah I don't we need AI don't think. I honestly man 1000% from everything I've seen I don't see how if nobody presses charges anything can happen. 43:12 Speaker 5 Yeah, find somebody that does. 43:14 Speaker 6 No one does. He's a house dad. 43:17 Speaker 4 Aren't you all? Aren't you all supposed to have contact with him? 43:21 Speaker 6 I never said. 43:24 Speaker 3 That guy's smart as hell, man. He's probably the smartest one there. So that guy actually ended up getting arrested. They arrested him for interference with official axe charge in connection to a hazing incident. So I mean, the guy's going to beat it, obviously. I mean, First off, I don't know why the cops had any reason to be there. 43:41 I mean, there could have been an orgy going on in that basement. They have no jurisdiction to tell people to stop doing a fucking orgy. Right. But I think the the one kid that said something at first or took his blindfold off, I think when they saw that video, they probably did kick him out. Just be like, dude, come on, why are you talking to the cops? What the fuck's going on? 43:57 But obviously, you know, I'm not a huge fan of the cops, but I'm even more of a not a fan of fraternities. I think they're probably one of the most the dumbest fucking organization that you could possibly have. I mean, you're paying to have friends, you're paying to party. Usually a lot of incidents like this happen and you don't really gain anything out of it. 44:12 Now I've I've got some buddies that were in fraternities and has not helped them at all in their life for the most part. I mean they might get another job or something that they don't like or I know one of them got a fucking their letters tattooed on their ankle. Like good God. To me, I feel like the problem with fraternities or for people that were, they didn't have much of A life in high school, you know, they didn't experience a lot of things and they're they were just waiting for college and like, now let's fuck a party, let's get crazy. 44:38 Because I had a couple friends like that that would not, they wouldn't vape, they wouldn't smoke weed, they wouldn't touch alcohol, they wouldn't dip, they wouldn't do anything like that. And as soon as they hit college, I saw them two years later, they were just like, we were in high school. And I'm like, Oh, well, now you know, why'd you, why'd you decide to do it here? Because fraternities to me just don't make a lot of sense. 44:55 You know, I mean, I argue with this all the time on previous shows that you're paying for friends. You're not getting anything out of it. I mean, my whole idea when I for the little bit I did go to college, the two years or whatever, I didn't want to be there to begin with. And I definitely didn't want to waste time spending money on fucking fraternities and parties. I did that on high school. 45:11 The whole point of me going to this Community College, you know, University of West Georgia, was to get a degree and get the fuck out of there. But I quickly realized I fucking hate college and I'm not paying to go to school to party. That makes no fucking sense to me. But I don't see anything wrong in this video though. 45:27 Speaker 1 I I don't disagree with you, I think fraternities are stupid. However, I do approve of sororities and. 45:37 Speaker 3 Railed on the same night. 45:39 Speaker 1 Time out. I'm looking at the positive on this. I think sororities, you have a especially with women, especially young girls like that, that are very influential. You have strength in numbers, right? And usually sororities have the same type of girls there, meaning they're usually pretty hot. 45:56 OK. And if you have a bunch of hot chicks, yeah, you can usually do a little bit better if you have a group of them, as long as you have good ones, Right? Of course you're going to have bad ones. That's just the way it is. But sororities, I can get behind in more than one way. 46:12 I get it. 46:12 Speaker 3 Yeah, put them in the. 46:15 Speaker 1 Butt, OK, but no fraternities. Yeah, I agree with you. Now, the biggest thing I take away from this, which is kind of embarrassing, is I'm going to read to you, Brandon, the definition of a fraternity house dad. OK, This is this is one of the most embarrassing things I've ever read. 46:30 And whoever these individuals are, you need to change your life. All right, a fraternity house dad is a live in adult staff member responsible for overseeing the daily operations, maintenance, and safety of a fraternity chapter house. 46:48 They act as a liaison between student members and the alumni board, managing vendors, supervised house staff, and ensuring compliance with housing regulations. This dude is fired right as of yesterday. 47:00 Speaker 3 That tells me that they've already had an incident and they had to put a house dad in 'cause I don't think every fraternity has that. And if you are, I mean, that's got to be the worst fucking job ever. You're just looking over fucking fraternities. I mean, they're wrecking the house every week. It smells like weed and cigarettes everywhere. There's beer spilled all over the place. There's rebel flags all over the motherfucker. 47:18 Speaker 1 Rebel flag not in Iowa. 47:20 Speaker 3 Oh, maybe not in Iowa. I know. I slept with one at Georgia College. I slept on this like and it's like a it's like a 1 1/2 love scene. I slept with a rebel flag. I pulled off the wall because there's no fucking blankets in that motherfucker. They. 47:31 Speaker 1 Got pissed when they woke up. He disrespected the rebel flag. I was like what in the? 47:36 Speaker 3 Hell is going on here, but I never went back. But I mean, for some people maybe, but I mean, I do know the sororities, depending on where where they are, they will slut out the new girls to the fraternity, to the fraternity guys because they always have those parties and whatnot. And because they're not allowed to have any parties at the sororities, they have them at the frat house. 47:55 Speaker 1 OK, so let me yeah, let me let me rephrase this, all right? 47:55 Speaker 1 OK, so let me yeah, let me let me rephrase this, all right? I can get behind sororities, and I think it's a good idea because the girls have strength in numbers. However, I would never marry a girl that was ever in a sorority. 48:07 Speaker 3 Oh no, they're getting railed in every hole every night. 48:11 Speaker 1 So, so like that's, I mean, those are questions that I think every guy has. And I know Brandon, you always talk about, you know, how many, what the body count is these girls and that that's going to affect the way you feel about them and you won't marry certain girls because of it. I'm not that crazy. But I will say, like I, I dated quite a few women. 48:30 I married quite a few women. 48:34 Speaker 3 I always loved that part. 48:35 Speaker 1 But but dude, when it comes to like the questions I ask, I'll, I'll never forget when I asked Megan about like, hey, were you in a sorority? And she's like, no, like, OK, check, right. And then I said, well, what did you, what did you do in college? And she's like, well, my parents didn't really have enough money to give me. 48:53 They, they paid my tuition, but they didn't have enough money to give me, you know, money to like, drink. 48:58 Speaker 3 Alive. 48:59 Speaker 1 So she said what we would do is I had roommates in this townhouse and she's like, we would go out and we'd get a massive handle of vodka and then we'd order a pizza and we would just sit in the living room and get hammered. And she's like, that was usually what we did on Saturday night because we had no money. Like we said, we couldn't go to the bar. 49:15 We couldn't do anything. And I was like, I think I love this girl. 49:18 Speaker 3 You know what I mean? 49:18 Speaker 3 You know what I mean? Poor girls. Yeah, look. But look, we get their family income. 49:22 Speaker 1 Date the poors that's see that and that's but that's that's the thing, because I don't think poor girls can get into sororities right. 49:28 Speaker 3 No, not really, no. You got to have a lot of money to be able to get into sorority, your dues and stuff like that. And then you got to do a bunch of community service and you got to do this and that. So it's a it's a catch 22 though, because I mean, a dude will date a girl working at McDonald's, but a girl will not date a guy working at McDonald's. You know what I mean? 49:43 Speaker 1 No, but if you but honestly, yeah, I that's the other thing. That's the other question I asked. If a girl has a lot of money in college, there's a good chance that she was she was beat up. You. 49:54 Speaker 3 Know what I mean? 49:55 Speaker 1 But but if she didn't have a lot of money, probably not because they she wasn't able to get into situations to do that because she didn't have enough money to even go to the bar. So. 50:04 Speaker 3 Careful there. The prostitution's very rampant in. 50:06 Speaker 1 College. Yeah. Megan's like, no, I never went to bars. I never was in a sorority. I I had to prostitute myself out at the end of every semester just to make ends of me. 50:15 Speaker 3 50:15 Speaker 3 Like what? A lot a lot of house calls, but no, no partying, no no free sex anywhere. So, OK, well, Shia LaBeouf, it just fucking get hammered again. Why not? Fuck it. And pledges, attorneys dumb. 50:31 Cops are dumb. Everyone in that situation was dumb. So, all right, we're going to get into what the Chuck. What the Chuck? Yeah. You want to Chuck me? Chuck you real hard. Chuck me. Chuck me. Chuck me. 50:45 Speaker 1 Chuck. 50:46 Speaker 3 Me, I'm full of Chuck. Oh Chuck, Chuck it real good. What the Chuck DJ and vision? 50:53 Speaker 1 All right, man, we're going to do this because I think we can do it today. I've been thinking about psychics, right? 50:58 Speaker 3 Oh, they'll scare me. 51:00 Speaker 1 I see. I don't know if they're real. I, I, I can't. 51:00 Speaker 1 I see. I don't know if they're real. I, I, I can't. I can't. 51:04 Speaker 3 Have you watched the TV show Psych? 51:06 Speaker 1 No. 51:07 Speaker 3 Oh it was. It was only USA back in the day. 51:09 Speaker 1 Was it ATV show or a documentary TV show? How would heck then? How does that have any relevance to this? It's ATV show. 51:15 Speaker 3 Yeah, but he was, he was psychic. 51:17 Speaker 1 But was he really a psychic? Or was it an actor? 51:19 Speaker 3 No he he would just pick up on like things no one else noticed but they thought he was psychic. 51:23 Speaker 1 Was it an actor or a real show like a documentary? 51:27 Speaker 3 Oh no, it won a documentary. It was a it was ATV show. 51:29 Speaker 1 So he's an actor? 51:31 Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah. 51:32 Speaker 1 Yeah, how does this have any relevance? 51:34 Speaker 3 I mean, fucking, you know, look at damn dinosaur movies. You know, we don't see any real footage of dinosaurs, but we still like dinosaur movies like Jurassic Park that wasn't a documentary but had dinosaurs. 51:45 Speaker 1 51:45 Speaker 1 But nobody. Ever and no paleontologist has ever went to speak at a symposium and say if you refer to Jurassic Park it will tell you the Tyrannosaurus Rex runs at 47 mph. 52:00 Like I'm asking for details. So I was give a. 52:03 Speaker 3 Shit about the dinosaurs that we didn't have. Jurassic Park. 52:07 Speaker 1 You don't. I can't believe I'm even arguing this. Paleontologists would still care. You're talking about the general public. 52:13 Speaker 3 Would yes, that's how you have to get, that's how you get things taken care of when the the general public cares about it has interest. 52:20 Speaker 1 So like the movie Psych or the show Psych that brings general public notice to psychics and how they work. So I was saying, OK, I don't think psychics are real, right? I personally do not believe in psychics. I think psychics are just all crap. 52:35 So I think what they do is they pick up on things they know and they answer questions in a way based on the information they can gather from you in a very short period of time. Do you agree with that or are you on the board that site? There are people out there that are clairvoyant that can see things or speak to the dead or whatever. 52:52 Speaker 3 Oh, I think there's people that can speak to the dead, but I don't know about people that can like tell you about your future. And I mean, they just see that you have like, you know, you're wearing a, you know, Georgia Bulldogs hoodie or something. You're like, you must like partying in the Athens. 53:10 Speaker 1 Yes, yes. 53:10 Speaker 1 Yes, yes. OK. All right. So we're going to do a test, Brandon, we're going to see First off, before I get into the final part of what the Chuck, we're going to see if you have any psychic ability. 53:21 Speaker 3 Oh yeah, yeah. 53:22 Speaker 1 OK, so I'm going to ask you a series of five questions, and if you get all 5 right, you, Sir, are psychic. OK, all right, here we go. Question number one. What is my least favorite band? 53:38 We've never talked about this ever in life. What is my least favorite band? 53:42 Speaker 3 You 2 is that real? 53:47 Speaker 1 No. Oh oh. 53:49 Speaker 3 Everyone hates them because they fucking just put their music on Apple's phones all the time. We've never. 53:56 Speaker 1 I've never even talked about you 2 with you in my life. 53:59 Speaker 3 Well you just said we've never talked about it before so how the fuck am I supposed I'm picking a solid? You never mentioned you 2 after you just said we've never talked about this. I'm like. 54:07 Speaker 1 You 2. That's not even a good guess. OK, I'll give you one more chance. Do you like you 2? No, they're not my favorite. Me OK, Because I don't like you too. They're not my least favorite, but I do hate you too, OK? 54:21 Speaker 3 OK, so close. 54:23 Speaker 1 My least favorite though. 54:25 Speaker 3 I'm going to go with someone gay. Guns and Roses, you're so. 54:35 Speaker 1 Stupid. I love Guns and Roses. 54:38 Speaker 3 I thought maybe you had a falling out with them or something. 54:41 Speaker 1 The correct answer is bowling with soup. 54:44 Speaker 3 Oh yeah, those faggots. We're a stupid band. All our wives are horse. They look dirty Dick. They always ask for more. 54:57 Speaker 1 OK, next question. What is my least favorite food? Soup. Yes. Good job. Good job. 55:08 Speaker 3 Soup. I love a good chowder though. 55:13 Speaker 1 But soup is terrible. We do not like soup on this show. We hate. 55:16 Speaker 3 You did out a can because you're fucking poor. 55:19 Speaker 1 All right, my least favorite city, Seattle. What? I've never even talked about Seattle like that. You hate. 55:34 Speaker 3 It so much. 55:34 Speaker 1 You hate Seattle? I guess that's your least favorite one. Memphis. Yes, Memphis. Number one. Good job. Yay. All right, Well, you got the first one wrong because I don't think you're psychic. But we're going to we're going to try this because I think if we can get this right, this is a big deal. 55:53 This will show that you, Sir, are psychic. You ready? I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 100. What is it? 56:03 Speaker 3 One in 185. 56:08 Speaker 1 The correct answer is 69. 56:10 Speaker 3 69 Damn, that's always a classic. 56:12 Speaker 1 So you are not psychic. OK, So we've proven that you're not psychic. I don't believe in psychic because I think it's all stupid anyway. So the last part of what the Chuck, Brandon, this is what I want to do because we like to do Instagram Stories and we like to put videos together. 56:28 So if I had a gun to your head and I said you had to choose between answering yes to three questions I ask, no matter what you have to answer yes or verbatim repeating a sentence that I make you say, which one would you choose? 56:46 Wait, what if I told you and this is life or death, you had to say yes to any three questions I ask or B you had to repeat verbatim any sentence I tell you to say. 57:02 Which one would you choose? 57:06 Speaker 3 All right, I'm trying to think of what would be worse so if you pulled a clip out of me saying something. 57:12 Speaker 1 Bad. 57:13 Speaker 3 But mostly I might say it unless Chuck says I like, like, you know, if he were to say something like big black cocks in my ass. So I'm gonna go with a three word, three things. I'll say yes 'cause it'll be really hard for you to, you know, prove that I said yes to it. 57:28 Speaker 1 OK, let's try it. OK, now you know this, you know this, you know the deal. You have to say yes no matter what I ask you. Correct. OK. All right. Brandon, do you stand with Israel? 57:44 Yes, I stand. All you can say is yes, you can't. 57:44 Yes, I stand. All you can say is yes, you can't. The bomb. 57:49 Speaker 3 Strapped to my chest. 57:53 Speaker 1 Why would you say that every time you you mess this up, someone dies? OK, stop. Stop. Stop. All right #2 do you? 58:16 Do you hate all white women? 58:22 Speaker 3 All of them. 58:24 Speaker 1 All of them. Hey, just answer the question. You know what you got to say. 58:28 Speaker 3 Yes, the fat ones. 58:35 Speaker 1 You're so bad at this. 58:37 Speaker 3 Well, I'm telling you yes, but I'm telling you why I'm saying yes, you know I'm explaining. 58:40 Speaker 1 OK, last one. Have you ever made love to a little person? Yes. 58:51 Speaker 3 I think under 55. 58:54 Speaker 1 Come on, man, You know what I'm I can edit that. I can work with that stuff. I can work with what we have there. 59:01 Speaker 3 59:01 Speaker 3 Oh yeah, you can edit it OK. 59:04 Speaker 1 I can I Hey, I've gotten pretty good at editing. I can edit that. That's what I needed. I just needed some sound bites. Thank you very much, Brandon, for jumping in on that. I appreciate it. It's gonna help the show tremendously. 59:13 Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah, yeah, fucking yeah. 59:15 Speaker 1 I like all your, all your yes, all your yeses are gonna be like Yep, like like real quick and cut off 'cause I gotta edit your cause or well so. 59:25 Speaker 3 Yes, with the bombs strapped strapped too much yes, even get that one out there that's. 59:29 Speaker 1 Terrible. You shouldn't say that that's so bad. That's really bad that that's gonna get us cancelled. 59:34 Speaker 3 OK, that's fine. You know what are they going to Samson option us? Is that what they're going to do? 59:37 Speaker 1 What does that mean? 59:38 Speaker 3 Samson Option. Oh, you know what that is? 59:42 Speaker 1 Are you saying Samsung or are you saying Samsung? 59:44 Speaker 3 Samsung No. 59:45 Speaker 1 I've never heard of that, what is that? 59:46 Speaker 3 That's the whole reason we blew up Iran, because Israel said if. 59:50 Speaker 1 You don't do what we say. We're going to nuke. 59:53 Speaker 3 Everybody. So essentially, if Israel's under attack, they're going to cry, bitch, complain and fire nukes off. We're talking. 1:00:00 Speaker 1 We're talking about Israel. See, I thought you were talking about the FCC or something. I thought we were going with like somebody local that we have to worry about. 1:00:07 Speaker 3 And Kennedy knew that would be a problem and they fucking killed him. And now they have the Samson option to where they can just nuke anybody they want if they feel threatened, so good job. 1:00:15 Speaker 1 All right, well, they're God's chosen people. Let's not forget that. They are God. 1:00:18 Speaker 3 Anymore. Not after the, not after the New Testament. Everything in the Earth out the wayside. 1:00:23 Speaker 1 God's chosen people. Let's not forget it. 1:00:26 Speaker 3 If you believe in Jesus, yeah, the New Jews believes in Jesus. 1:00:29 Speaker 1 All right, God's chosen people. Let's go ahead and close the show up, Brandon. 1:00:32 Speaker 3 The new Jew. 1:00:32 Speaker 3 The new Jew. Yeah, the new Jew. 1:00:34 Speaker 1 God's chosen people, the lovely Jewish people, we love you. 1:00:37 Speaker 3 They're pieces of shit. 1:00:38 Speaker 1 We love you all. No we don't. Yes we do. A. 1:00:41 Speaker 3 100% we do not love everybody, I tell you. 1:00:43 Speaker 1 Everybody we love. Everyone. Everybody's size, creed, color, we don't care. We love. 1:00:46 Speaker 3 You, you love that trans that shot up that that that that place the other day. 1:00:50 Speaker 1 She's one of God's people, see, And I love her. 1:00:53 Speaker 3 I think it's a. 1:00:53 Speaker 1 He whatever it is, I love it. 1:00:55 Speaker 3 She hit the shit shit. All right, well, I appreciate you listening to a lot of good stuff in that episode. So listen to it twice if you want to. I don't give a shit, but we appreciate you listening at least once. So yeah, all right, we'll see what the fuck kind of editing Chuck can put together there and see how weird it looks. 1:01:14 Probably be like from this episode and cuts to like fucking 10 episodes ago, me and saying something and it was like the first episode. Then he's going to call and record me saying something. He's like, I just need you to say this real quick. 1:01:27 Speaker 1 The lips don't match up. Remember when I told? 1:01:29 Speaker 3 Y'all a couple weeks ago that Chuck is the mastermind. He makes me say all this stuff because he doesn't want to say it himself. He uses me to say it. I'm his microphone to say all these crazy ideas and crazy things. But Chuck sends me an e-mail every morning. So all right, we appreciate it. You got anything from Get On out of here? 1:01:44 Speaker 1 Yeah, we stand with Shia LaBeouf, baby. Let's go, Shia. 1:01:47 Speaker 3 I can stand behind that. Yeah, baby, let's go dig some holes. Bye. Bye.