Daily Dose 239- Olympian Orgy - The Daily Dose Show
2026-02-17
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This transcript was generated automatically. Its accuracy may vary. 0:20 Branden's Odd Day: Strangers on a Quest & Woodshed Ted's Chaos Today. What? It's been a very odd day. I feel like I am a character in a video game that everyone's just coming to and they're just strangers on a quest. My name is Brandon Thrashers today. The no show over there is Chuck Iron Fist. How you doing? 0:32 Speaker 2 That was one of the oddest things you've ever said, Brandon. 0:34 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's been odd. So it's a. 0:39 Speaker 2 Quest you know what? Before I get into my day, please explain. 0:44 Speaker 1 All right, so we'll, it all started 2 days ago I guess on Sunday, stupid, but said Ted went out of town. He he got a new job out in Texas, so he flew out there. He's back on the road working poles, not like stripper, but like utility poles and stuff like that, fixing them and stuff. 1:01 So he went out there to do that. Well, he's employed his former crackhead Co worker to be on his crew, but he doesn't leave for a couple days. So for some reason, crackhead Co worker of woodshed Ted, somehow his jacket ended up over over at our house. 1:17 And now that I think about it, I remember how it ended up our house because woodshed Ted self repoed his truck. He took it back to the buy here pay here, gave it back to him because he didn't want to keep paying on it because it was falling apart. And like that's probably a good idea and you're not going to need a truck for a couple months anyway. So he's self and he got crackhead Co worker stuff out of it, left it on our front stoop there and then it rained for like 2 days. 1:37 Well he was supposed to come get it yesterday because apparently 2 packs of smokes were in there and his EBT or food stamps card. He didn't give a shit about the jacket. So and then today witch had Ted's mom shows up to get the jacket. This is odd but OK here you go give it to her. And then we drive up to town and come back and there's a crackhead in the driveway you know in a car. 1:39 or 1:49. So if we can get ours below a dollar, which I think you can, water's well, kind of free. So I think we can get it under a dollar. 1:57 Crackhead looking car. I'm like, oh, God, you know, I don't feel like dealing with this. And so he comes and he's like, yeah, man, I oh, Matthew done left and he repoed his truck and, you know, I just needed my stuff and my food stamps and my cigarettes. I'm like, all right, I'm just waiting on his mom to show back up. 2:14 So waited on his mom to show up. And then while I'm sitting there, I'm like, I'm like, let me check the camera to see if they stole anything. So I checked the camera and 20 minutes before they got there, some other strange man was at the house. It was like long hair and a ponytail, older guy and a beard and everything. 2:31 Like what the fuck is going on today? So then I go to hop in the shower and I got Justin outside. He's cleaning the mass airflow sensor on his truck and I hear the dogs barking differently. Like they see someone they don't know. I'm like, what the fuck is happening? So I go outside and that dude's back. There's like no car to be seen, but he's back. Like what the fuck's going on? 2:46 Apparently it was a grandpa of a guy that we went to scouts with back in the day. He went to school with and he was trying to find August so he could Weld something on his trailer. But I just felt like all these people were on a Quest and they had just had to stop at the house today and like check in before they could continue their day or continue the campaign. I'm like what the the fuck is happening? 3:02 Speaker 2 Like Legends of Zelda, like they got to come by your house to check in. 3:06 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's like part of their quest. It's part of their campaign. They've got to go talk with the ball St. people. 3:11 Speaker 2 I do you think, do you think Woodshed Ted's mom, like, is aware of her son's status in life right now? 3:19 Speaker 1 Oh, 100%, yeah, very much. 3:21 Speaker 2 I mean, I can't even imagine this lady when her son calls her that is currently, would you say, working on poles? 3:30 Speaker 1 In Texas, Texas A&M territory. 3:32 Speaker 2 And he's like hey mom, I need you to go to to August's house and grab a jacket from a crackhead that was in my truck when I repoed. When I self repoed I I took it out. Don't worry about the 2 packs of cigarettes and the EBT card in it. Just keep it safe. 3:49 And then I'm guessing, and then he calls his mom back and goes, hey, said crackhead is now at August's house. Can you go drop off the jacket to the crackhead like? 3:59 Speaker 1 Yeah, because when I talked to her earlier, she's like, for some reason he gave the guy my number and he's a crackhead. I don't want a crackhead number. I don't want it either. So good luck with that. But yeah, I was like, what the fuck's going on? It's so confused. It's just weird. It's an odd day, I'll tell you that. 4:12 Speaker 2 I like, I like it when when you tell, when you tell stories about like with Shed Ted, because it always makes everybody feel better about their life. You know what I mean? Like you're like, man, could be worse. I could be stabbing myself and my butt with a steak knife that I just happened to have my back pocket. Or I could be working in Texas after I self repoed my truck and I hired A crackhead to go with me. 4:31 Like it's just this dude makes weird decisions man. 4:35 Speaker 1 Yeah, and we're babysitting his dog for two weeks or for a month while he's gone. But the dog used to live here too, so he kind of remembers where everything is. And he's he's pretty chill for the most part. 4:46 Speaker 2 Oh, so he doesn't have to ask like what room he's in or where he's going? 4:49 Speaker 1 Yeah, he knows the routine, he knows the house and whatnot. 4:52 Speaker 2 Well, speak. Speaking of dogs, I got to tell you I'm, I'm very impressed right now that you know, woodshed Ted Smart. He asked you guys to babysit his dog, correct? 5:01 Speaker 1 Yeah. 5:02 Speaker 2 I'm leaving this Friday, I'm going to Chattanooga to see Dropkick Murphy's and how many people do you think I've reached out to about who's going to take care of the dog or the bunnies? 0 good job, great job. I am the worst adult when it comes to taking care of pets because I always wait till last minute. 5:19 So luckily I talked about it on the show. So Tara, she knows my schedule better than I do right? So Tara texted me today and she goes, hey, you need me to dog sit for you this weekend? And I'm like, Oh my God. I'm like, yeah, I totally do. 5:34 So Tara is coming to take over. I I feel like this is Tara's second residence. As you know, she stays in that room a lot. So I'm just going to have her start bringing her stuff. You know what I mean? You might as well just leave some clothes here, you know, leave your toothbrush. I mean, she she lives here half the time. So Tara's taking care of that. 5:50 So I'm good. So that was good news today that I have a responsible friend. 5:54 Speaker 1 Yeah, there you go. And then also the other Co worker that's supposed to be working with which Ted, he's another crackhead and this is the house that he's living in the backyard of. He lived in the Shed, Outback and the. 6:06 Speaker 2 Wait, I thought would shed. Ted lived in the in the shed. 6:09 Speaker 1 Yeah, he does. Yeah. Yeah. This other coworker owns the house up front. 6:13 Speaker 2 Oh wait, I thought the woodshed Ted lived in the in the shed behind your house. 6:16 Speaker 1 Yeah, that was like 2 years ago. He's he's moved on to different sheds. 6:20 Speaker 2 He's in another shed. 6:21 Speaker 1 Well, he lived in the house for a while, then he moved out of here and he's like, it's, it's, it's not really, it's like a tiny home in the back. Like it's not very well renovated. 6:27 Speaker 2 He lives in a nicer shed. 6:29 Speaker 1 Yeah, nicer 1 he dropped the phone on the water line the other day in the bathroom and it shot all over the place for 15 minutes until he before he can find the shut off. But he's done with that house. But he got a terrible deal on it and it was 950 a month, which was ridiculous it and he had to do 900 down on it. 6:44 So it was 1800 or two grand right there, right at 2 grand. And the the guy, the other crackhead that's supposed to become working with him, he spent all that money like same day buying like drugs and Bacardi. It's crazy wild time. He every time you see him, he's riding around with a bottle of Bacardi in the world's shittiest band. 7:00 Like how have you not got pulled over and like went to jail? But anyway, so which at Ted knows he's not going to get any of that money back. So he's like, what the fuck? And he also has nowhere to put his stuff. So what he did is he just got his clothes and took them with him, and then he just burned the rest of his stuff in the backyard, a dresser and the mattress. 7:19 Speaker 2 Why'd he burn it? He. 7:20 Speaker 1 Didn't know where to put it and he weren't going to keep paying for that house. 7:25 Speaker 2 Why not? Why not just give it away? He. 7:27 Speaker 1 Didn't have time. He had to get out there. He'd fly out on on Sunday. 7:33 Speaker 2 Dude, how much money is he making doing this pole work? 7:36 Speaker 1 It's supposed to be decent, like 28 an hour. I was like, oh, OK, yeah, that's good. 7:40 Remy Martin, Hennessy, and the Nuances of Cultural Appropriation Man, see. Speaking of Speaking of a card. 7:41 Speaker 1 I've been living at hotels for like forever. Or not forever, but for a while. 7:46 Speaker 2 One of my one of my friends or mutual friend who you know, but a mutual friend of of Megan and I, she's single. And so I'm talking to her yesterday and she goes, I hate do you do you want some Remy Martin? And I was like, I don't think I've ever even had Remy Martin. 8:02 I was like, no, and she goes this guy that I'm seeing, he he brought a bottle over and he left it. And I was like, and that's why I made a joke, right? And I said, would he also bring some Hennessy, right? How'd you know? And she and she goes, he did. Do you drink Hennessy? 8:18 And I'm like, no, I don't. I don't. I don't think I've ever even had cognac in my life. 8:23 Speaker 1 And cognac for me. 8:24 Speaker 2 So when I tell you that this young man left a bottle of Remy and a bottle of Cognac or a bottle of Hennessy, what automatically comes to mind? He's black. That's what I said. And I said, dude, I said I didn't know that you were dating a brother, right? 8:40 And she's like, what are you talking about? I said he left Remy, Martin and Hennessy at your house. You're dating a brother. 8:47 Speaker 1 And she's coming back for it. 8:49 Speaker 2 She said. She said he's not. Oh. 8:51 Speaker 1 This culture appropriator, that's what I said. 8:54 Speaker 2 Yeah, I was like, I was like, dude, this dude. I said what does he drive? And she told me and I don't want to talk about it on here. 8:59 Speaker 1 Was it a charger? 9:02 Speaker 2 You're close. Yeah. Such a dodge. You're so close, man, Challenger. And it's all yes. And it's all souped and it's all like, souped up with loud pipes, you know, and. And his favorite shoes are Jordans and. 9:16 Speaker 1 He has like a. 9:17 Speaker 2 Sneaker, He has like a sneaker collection and I'm like Oh my. And the best part is the only 54. I don't know why that was the funniest part to me. And, and but yeah, she's so she's dating this guy that drinks Hennessy and Remy. So have you ever? Have you ever had Hennessy in your life? 9:33 Speaker 1 I have at the trap house one time back in the day when we were in high school, we used to go to our buddy arts house. I guess that's OK to say. I don't know. There's a lot of arts in the world, but he he was not really. I think it still was short for artesian or something. But no, we, we did there. 9:50 It's it's sweet. It's it's odd. It's not something I would request or pick out myself, but it was there. What about what about Remy? No, I, I've, you know, there's, there's a, there's a popular group called Remy boys. 10:05 They were with Fetty Wap for a while. But no, no, I've not had Remy. Remy Martin No. 10:11 Speaker 2 All right, I, I just think it's funny that I've never had any of these things. Like I when she was, I was like, man, that's really weird. She's just got a stash A cognac because is Remy cognac too? 10:20 Speaker 1 I think so, yes. 10:22 Speaker 2 Oh my God, this dude's an issue. He's got issues. But anyway, I was, I got educated on all my liquors yesterday and apparently, yes, white people do buy Remy Martin and Hennessy. So. 10:31 Speaker 1 Culture appropriators do. They are. 10:35 Speaker 2 So what? What would you consider to be like? What would you consider to be like a white man's liquor? Like a like a cracker liquor. 10:42 Speaker 1 Oh, like a country or just like regular? I mean, you got, you got like you. 10:46 Speaker 2 Feel like an American American man from Chicago. Probably like a whiskey or a vodka. Yeah, I'd agree with that. But see, I I think all ethnicities drink those like it. Is it cultural appropriation if you drink tequila? 11:04 Speaker 1 I don't think so, as I think there's probably more tequila sold in the US than there is in Mexico. 11:08 Speaker 2 That's right. Well, I told you that, freaking Don, is it not? Not Patron was invented in the US. It was. Really. Yeah. So I guess we'd learn something new every day. But culture appropriation is alive and well. 11:21 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's great. It's crazy. It's it's awesome. It's it's it's I think it's cool. I think it's I think it's OK, right? You can you can culture appropriate or is it bad? 11:30 Speaker 2 I think it depends on how you're doing it and if you do it all the time. Like if you're going to do it, you can do it, but you've got to do it all the time. Don't just like if I'm going to an NBA game, like like if Megan got me tickets to go to an NBA game right now and I decided that was the night that I was going to wear baggy pants and a baggy jersey and my hat sideways. 11:52 Like that's cultural appropriation. But if I'm like that all the time, then it's fine. 11:56 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know if there was like a way of showing respect, like a sign of respect. Like, look, you know, I'm showing the culture. You know, I'm coming in here looking like you. You know what I mean? 12:03 Speaker 2 I don't think they're going to take that as a sign of respect. 12:06 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, it's what? 12:07 From Skin Cancer to 'Tears' Water: A New Business Venture & Show Updates All right. What about white girls? Go down in Jamaica, get cornrows. 12:12 Speaker 2 Oh, that's tough. 12:14 Speaker 1 Black women hate that. Black women hate that. 12:16 Speaker 2 They're on vacation. So I think you get a little bit of a pass. And I think that you also get you get penalized for it because if you've ever seen a woman, a white girl that got cornrows on vacation in Jamaica, what's the one thing that always happens to them? 12:31 Sunburn. Every single line gets burnt. So it's kind of like, that's God's way of being, like, knock it off, you know? 12:40 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. I mean, I think black people get sunburned. You just can't see it. 12:43 Speaker 2 I don't think that's true. 12:45 Speaker 1 I think so, yeah. I think they're like white underneath and that part gets burned. 12:48 Speaker 2 I don't, I don't think they have because they have different. Oh my God, what's is it? Melatonin. Melatonin. I was falling. 12:58 Speaker 1 Asleep, man, they're just, you know, they're real sleepy all the time. They got a lot of melatonin in them. 13:03 Speaker 2 You're stupid. You know what I meant? You know what I meant? They have melanin. So, so I don't think it burns. I think 'cause even like, like different white people have like, like my daughter, my youngest, she doesn't burn like she's got, she's got really, really dark skin. 13:19 How? 13:19 Speaker 1 Long have you left her in the sun, for we probably need to test that theory. 13:21 Speaker 2 Well, we don't leave her. I mean, she's been in the sun a lot. She just gets dark, dude. Like really dark. But like Savannah, she'll burn in 30 minutes. 13:30 Speaker 1 It says black people and people with darker skin tones need to wear sunscreen daily. It's not enough to prevent sun damage. I guess it's kind of like when you wear a black shirt, you know, you get hotter because it absorbs it more. So I think they're getting like more radiation. I don't know if they actually get like the sunburn but I think they get like more radiation than like like Chernobyl. 13:47 Speaker 2 Who gets who gets skin cancer more? What what what ethnicity is the highest? At the highest risk for skin cancer? There has to be white people. 13:54 Speaker 1 I think there's more of them though, right? What ethnicity gets gets skin cancer? Is it per capita? Is that how you word that? Yeah, non Hispanic white individuals, but I so I'm trying to figure out if this because if it's just because it's which we call it, there's more white people. 14:15 Speaker 2 Well, I'm talking about in the world. There's not more white people in the world. 14:19 Speaker 1 The most. Are you sure? 14:21 Speaker 2 Yeah, dude, globally. 14:21 Speaker 2 Yeah, dude, globally. Well, are we considering Asian people white? 14:26 Speaker 1 Now I consider Russians white. 14:28 Speaker 2 Oh yeah, so that's a big population, but India? Doesn't India have like 1/4 of the world's population? 14:35 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I don't think they're good at keep and count, man. They can't even shit in a toilet. You really think you're really going to trust that would keep and count of how many people are in the fucking country? Really. 14:42 Speaker 2 They don't know. 14:43 Speaker 1 They don't fucking know, they shit and fucking bathe in the same river. 14:47 Speaker 2 Yeah, OK. All right. 14:49 Speaker 1 They were some cows. I mean, I wouldn't trust them to count so. 14:52 Speaker 2 Well, everybody needs to watch out. Everyone needs to protect themselves from skin cancer cause it's really. 14:57 Speaker 1 Put sunscreen on, you know, well, maybe we should come up with some sunscreen. You know, everyone needs that. But you know what I was actually thinking of we you know, what's the easiest thing to sell like in the food and beverage market? 15:08 Speaker 2 Food and beverage. Easiest thing to sell. Honestly I think it's bottles of water. Exactly. 15:13 Speaker 1 Yes, bottles of water. So what I want to do is we get people. We got 2 water brands, right? We got one called liberal tears and then we got another one called MAGA tears and we just put the red ones in the blue states in the blue cities and the blue ones in the red cities. You know what I'm saying? And I think, you know the, the liberal tears, I think that's what we're going to be selling as like a, a joke. 15:33 You know, you buy it for someone as a joker. You're like, oh, I'm drinking liberal tears. You might get the real rednecks that like drinking it too. But with the MAGA ones, I feel like people would be like at every protest buying that, you know what I'm saying? 15:43 Speaker 2 That's actually not a bad idea. I just feel like you're going to have to somehow mask the fact that they're being produced from the same company. Yeah. 15:50 Speaker 1 That's what I was thinking. We just got to have like a happy name at the top that owns both of them. And then we just got to hit up like, you know, hit up like influencers on both sides. But we'll give you 15% of every bottle of water you sell or every case you sell. 16:04 Speaker 2 So the, well, the name of the company can just be political tiers, right? And then you have liberal tiers and you split them up and then boom, you're good. And all you got to do is undercut the, the, the competition, which I don't know, I just bought a bottle, a bottle of Dasani right now is the cheapest one I'm finding in the gas stations. 16:21 And I think that's one. I don't want to say it's 16:34 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, Liquid Death did it real well with theirs, you know, make it look like alcohol, but it's so. 16:38 Speaker 2 Stupid. But what is liquid? That is the dumbest business in the world and it's being successful and I don't understand it. 16:45 Speaker 1 So easy to sell water man, especially out of a can. Tastes good out of that motherfucker. Tastes like. 16:48 Speaker 2 A drink? Why is it called Liquid Death? That doesn't make any sense. 16:51 Speaker 1 It's it's irony. Irony. It's like the opposite. 16:55 Speaker 2 OK. No other, no other company does that. No other company has that. 17:00 Speaker 1 That's why they that's why they've made a killing in the market, man, They fucking the cans look cool. Make it look like you're drinking a beer, but it's just the water or you know, or energy drink. But I think we sell water now. Do we do it in a can like that? People like can water now. That's the rave. 17:14 Speaker 2 Whatever's cheaper. 17:15 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, aluminum or plastic? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what the what the going rate is. 17:21 Speaker 2 On what we'll do. 17:21 Speaker 1 Is we'll make. 17:22 Speaker 2 Have you ever Have you ever used a paper straw? 17:26 Speaker 1 Yes, they're fucking ass. 17:27 Speaker 2 Yeah, let's, let's make, let's make all of our bottles paper and then that way. 17:32 Speaker 1 Oh, we can do bags of water. We'll do bags of water, plastic bags of water. You just got to poke a little straw in there and then when you set it down it goes fucking everywhere. It's a one sitting. 17:42 Speaker 2 Drink dude. Our our cost will be nothing. We'll just have some guy filling up bags at a kitchen sink and we'll tell him it came from like the the glaciers of Canada. 17:55 Speaker 1 It's just this dude's freezer, Yeah. 18:00 Speaker 2 I'm in. I'm in all. 18:01 Speaker 1 Right. Well, anyone knows how to get a hold of a water distributor? I actually know one that I hadn't talked to in a while. They wanted me to sell some water too, but I don't know about the upfront cost and I don't know how much water we got to buy it once. But look, I know like a pond, we go to get all the water there and clean it. 18:16 Speaker 2 We could put it on our billboard, too. 18:18 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, there we go. Liberal tears or magateers, whatever 1 you want. 18:21 Speaker 2 Billboard's going to have like 17 different advertisements. 18:24 Speaker 1 Like a fucking NASCAR. Like what are these guys selling about everything? They're like they've got 100 people paying 15 bucks a month for. 18:36 Speaker 2 This billboard. 18:38 Speaker 1 They're on there somewhere. So hi. Well, if you listen to us, you're on iHeartRadio podcast or Spotify. Be sure to lose the five star of you and a follow up. We really appreciate it. Really. Do you see you doing it every day and it helps out a lot. It really does. We also got the Patreon down below. He's at paid advertising for the show and for damn that scary hookers, heroin, prostitutes and billboards added billboards. 18:59 We got the daily doeshow.com, go where? Check it out, get all information about the podcast and anything events or anything information on there. And also we got the merch store. You can go there as well. We got the YouTube channel, man. We are close to being monetized on that motherfucker. So I think we're about like 1,000,000 views away on the shorts. 19:17 Cooking on the PlayStation seems to be taking the lead. So we're going to keep pumping those out so we can get monetized to get some money off the episodes. Chuck, am I missing anything? Anything else you got to add? 19:27 Speaker 2 There No, we still don't have a locked in sponsor for the Billboard. That is kind of scaring me because well, we're seven days into this and we don't have a sponsor and we're still on the hook for $2500. So if you guys know a sponsor, please, if you don't know a sponsor, but as Brandon said, the Patreon, it would be a really good way to help us. 19:48 If you want to donate $2500, we will know what that's for and we will use it for that. 19:55 Speaker 1 But we won't use it on strippers or prostitute their airline. 19:57 Speaker 2 No, not one billboard, Absolutely. But you know, anything helps. Even if you just want to donate 2-3 dollars, that's fine. We don't care. We're not picky. 20:05 Speaker 1 Yeah, we appreciate it. So all right, we'll go and get into Daily Dose Adam News. 20:12 EPA Deregulation, Emissions, and Skepticism on Climate Change Your Daily Dose 20:35 Speaker 1 In February 2026, EPA announced the largest deregulation in U.S. history, rescinding the 2009 greenhouse gas endangerment finding and eliminating federal emission standards for vehicles from 2012 to 2027 plus. So essentially what they did is they reversed that bullshit they did back in Obama Gen. 20:55 One where they had that. The EPA had their fucking find in saying greenhouse gases are bad and we're destroying the planet and everything like that. But now they're getting rid of all that shit. Thank God because all it does is destroy the fucking engines and just makes them unreliable as a motherfucker. And just I don't know if you have this in any of your vehicles. 21:13 Do you have the auto Start Stop in any of them in the van or the truck? 21:16 Speaker 2 Yeah, that's what I had. I had to replace both my batteries in my wife's van because of the auto stop start. 21:23 Speaker 1 Yep, Yep, well, they're getting rid of that. All car companies are getting rid of those also because they're fucking pointless. They they hurt the engine so bad and they're just extra wear and tear on the vehicle and it's it's retarded. It makes no sense. And I actually had a a problem with it today. I was driving my truck and I get a fucking check engine like oh Jesus Christ. 21:41 And it was the the DEF injector, the thing that injects pretty much cat piss. It's got like ammonia and some other stuff. That's what death fluid is injected into this big old long tube underneath the truck. It's like a cracked out catalytic converter. And then it uses a bunch of fucking fuel and it burns up all the bullshit that's caught in this tube and then it shoots it out in the atmosphere anyway. 22:00 But it's terrible on the diesel truck. So when that happened today, I was able to clean it and it's lasted a little longer, but I just went ahead and ordered the kit just to delete everything, get all the fucking emissions off the truck and it's going to run so much better. So I'm so happy. I can't, I cannot wait to do it. And I didn't really give a fuck about the EPA before. 22:16 Even if this was like Biden area, Biden era, I still would have been like, fuck you. 22:16 Even if this was like Biden area, Biden era, I still would have been like, fuck you. You know, I don't give a shit. What are you going to do? Find me? I'm just not going to pay it, but so we can do it. 22:24 Speaker 2 So why? Why are we still doing emission testing? 22:27 Speaker 1 Well, Atlanta's got to change that. They're sending the the power back to or the state. States are going to have more power over their emission standards. 22:33 Speaker 2 Yeah, I mean, Georgia is. Isn't Georgia a conservative state? 22:38 Speaker 1 Yeah, but we got a lot of smog. 22:40 Speaker 2 Do we? 22:41 Speaker 1 Oh, we used to. It's cutting back now for the most part. Man. You used to be able to drive into Atlanta and see like smog. I think they're cutting back on it now. 22:47 Speaker 2 So Megan and my cars are due for emission testing and re registration February 28th. You're saying I have to do this? 22:53 Speaker 1 Yeah, you still have to do that part. Yeah, yeah, so, but yeah, so I, it's good, especially, I mean, most diesel owners, they fucking cut that shit off anyway, all that bullshit. But for the cars, they're looking to save about $2400 per car. 23:09 I'm not having to put all these missions bullshit on there. 23:09 I'm not having to put all these missions bullshit on there. So hopefully that that price will get passed along down to the the buyer. 23:16 Speaker 2 Interesting. So let me so just because of your take on this and the way you're talking about it, I assume you do not believe in global warming. 23:23 Speaker 1 No, I mean it. It gets cold, it gets hot, it gets cold, it gets hot. I think we're fine. I don't really think our cars are doing a whole lot. 23:30 Speaker 2 Do you believe in climate change? 23:32 Speaker 1 Climate change is everyday. Yes, Sir. 23:35 Speaker 2 OK, so you do believe in climate change? I knew you were liberal. 23:37 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. I mean it changes every day. I agree with you on that. Yeah, that's. 23:40 Speaker 2 What I agree with it. 23:42 Speaker 1 Changes every. Fuck. I watched it. I I woke up this morning, it was a little chilly, then it got hot today. I was like holy fuck, the climate change. They're right, they know what they're talking about. I do agree with the Liberals on that. 23:51 Speaker 2 Though, see, I don't, I, I don't, I mean, I'm, I, I can get behind it. I can agree with, you know, climate change as being a possibility and it being real. What I can't get behind is we only say these countries are going to be affected and they're the ones that are going to have to change to make a difference in the climate. 24:10 It makes no sense to me. If you're telling me the United States has to follow all these rules to save the environment, but yet China and India can do whatever they want. What are we doing? It's like, and, and I, I always use the example of trees. I can go to Gwinnett County and I can cut down 15 acres of Woodlands and you know how many permits I got to pull 00. 24:30 I go to Brookhaven and I want to take down a six inch pine tree. It's an act of God. And I'm going, you don't you realize I can drive 10 minutes and cut down a forest, OK, But I can't take down this one tree that's going to kill this person or crush their home. And they're like, we protect the trees. 24:46 Why? If you're not all doing it, it doesn't make any sense. It's the same thing with environment. But that's just my sofa. 24:52 Speaker 1 That's what I that's also what people, I people are so dumb about trees too. It's like, you do know we can grow more fucking trees, right? You got to replant them. And all these people that cut down, I don't know if you have to do it, but I know a lot of these developers and clear cutters and everything, they have to replace the trees somewhere else. You know, like you cut down these many trees, you got to plant this many. 25:10 Do you have to do that? 25:11 Speaker 2 It depends on where it's at, what's which. Like, like Norcross is really big on that Berkeley lake. But what they'll say is you got to pay into a tree fund. So if somebody wants me to take a tree down at their house, I'll get them a permit and the permit's free. But then they got to pay for the removal of the tree and then they have to pay into the city tree fund. 25:30 And for a large tree, it can be upwards of three to $5000. They're paying my God. And you know, all the city's doing is planting A sapling, you know, boop. And they're like, thanks for the 5K. But I think it's. 25:41 Speaker 1 Oak or is it just like that? That's like a pine tree. Pine trees are shit anyway. I mean they grow fast as fuck. 25:46 Speaker 2 It depends on the tree. Like if it's a specimen tree like an oak tree, any any tree that's more than like 30 diameter of breast height is going to be a specimen for the most part. That's when they really hit you. But the trick is to find the infestation or find a disease or find something with the tree. 26:04 Then at that point usually they'll wave it. But you have to have a good arborist to do that, which I have, which I have one. So if anybody. 26:10 Speaker 1 Needs just just go out there in the middle of the night drilling a hole in a drilling a full of termites. 26:16 Speaker 2 Look how bad it is. 26:18 Speaker 1 They drill a perfect hole right here, but they entered. That might have been a woodpecker. I've seen those drilled woodpeckers. 26:23 Speaker 2 These are the smart termites. You've got the smart ones. These, these guys are like architectural engineers. They know what they're doing, man. They're gonna take this tree down. Yeah, be like. 26:31 Speaker 1 Now, do you want to get rid of them or they are very sophisticated. They could be your accountant. They can do your taxes as well. But they will be everything in return. You know, you'll have nothing left, but they will do your taxes. But no, I'm, I'm excited about the I'm gonna have to do the delete this week. It was, it was a little pricey, but I had, you know, I figured I'll drive the trap for the next 10 years or so. 26:49 So I figured I'd go ahead and do it. Got the got everything I need to do except for eventually a fuel pump on it. 26:54 Speaker 2 Oh well, I'm glad that you bought this truck for all that money and you're having all these issues with it. It warms my heart. 26:59 Speaker 1 Yeah, well, I knew it was going to have these issues when I got it. I mean, every single truck you have that has the emissions on it, you got it now. That's why the military trucks, they don't put them on there. Funny about that, huh? 27:09 Speaker 2 All the trucks I ever drove in the military don't have keys. Yeah. Like, just turn a knob and it starts. Yeah. 27:15 Speaker 1 Well, I was talking about more like the like the medium duty trucks, like the two 50s and stuff. 27:19 Speaker 2 Like that? 27:20 Speaker 1 Team missions, all those when they send them out there because it doesn't make them reliable, so no. 27:24 Speaker 2 Well, God, dude, those diesels like the deuce and a halfs and the Humvees. Oh my God, you're in it. Like what are we leaking fuel? Like no, it's just the exhaust. And it's like coming through the floorboard. You're like. 27:34 Speaker 1 Yeah, that bitches are running in anything. You could shit in that thing and it'd run on shit. For real. Shit in oil, I guess. Yeah, just something to compress and explode. So nice. 27:46 Condom Shortages, Orgies, and the 'Losers' of the Winter Olympics Up next, Olympic villages run out of condoms at 2026 games due to higher than anticipated demand. So I did not know this, but apparently every year, you know, you, you have the Olympic villages where they all, you know, hang out all the contestants and everything. 28:02 And I do remember a few years ago when it was in Japan or somewhere like that and they made the best specifically to where you couldn't fuck off. Like it was only it would only only hold enough weight for one person. If you put two people on it, the bed would break. And I was like, that's weird. Is there a lot of people having sex? Well, it turns out there are there's a all these Olympians, They all have these major orgies there at the Olympic Village. 28:23 I mean, they're just getting railed and railing each other. It's. 28:25 Speaker 2 How do you know? How do you know that? 28:27 Speaker 1 They come out and say they're using over they it went through 10,500 condoms in like 3 days. All right, they're that. 28:36 Speaker 2 Doesn't mean it's group sex. 28:38 Speaker 1 Oh, they are, they're doing it. Yeah. They're some people have come out and said they, they have orgies up there. But what's crazy to me is would you not want to get another Olympian pregnant in that who you want, Like you're the best of the best in the world. And usually, you know, they usually for the most part look pretty good depending on what the sport is. 28:54 Would you not want to get one of them pregnant and just have like super children? 28:58 Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, I think guys would. But these women, they're at the, you know, the pinnacle of their career. The last thing they want to do is have a baby. And then they got to try to get back in shape to make the Olympic Olympics in four years. So I mean, no, no. Could you imagine? And God forbid you have twins. 29:14 And then they're like, hey, you better lose that weight. You got three years to train, and then you got to go back to slalom skiing. And it's like, what? So none of these girls want to get pregnant Olympians. I feel like Olympians. Their their, their, their pregnancies, probably they want to settle down and have kids 32. 29:32 That's I'm guessing that's yeah. Because I mean, well, Winter Olympics, no offense to any of Winter Olympians that are listening. They're not exactly the most athletic people. I mean, they're, they're the best at what they do, but nobody else really wants to do it. So I don't really take that, you know, like you take that against like when you were in high school, how many people did you know that were like, oh man, Brandon, you got to come curl with us today or, you know, you got to come do that weird ski thing where you where you fly off a ramp and point like an arrow. 30:01 You know, like nobody does that. At least train. 30:04 Speaker 1 For that. 30:05 Speaker 2 No, nobody. I, I mean, marathoners are probably better athletes than winter athletes. I mean, I'm not, again, I'm not, I'm not trying to knock them, but like have you seen the the ice skaters that go in the small circle? 30:16 Speaker 1 Oh, and they spin real fast. 30:18 Speaker 2 Yeah. And they're just like, they're like a group of them. And they're just like on these skates, ice skates, and there's ice skates are like 15 feet long and they're just like hacking at it. And like they're they're all like really low and aerodynamic. And it's like, how do you even get into that? 30:32 Speaker 1 Are you sure they're not? 30:33 Speaker 2 Skiing. No, they're ice skating in a small circle. 30:33 Speaker 2 Skiing. No, they're ice skating in a small circle. It's like a little, it's like the, it's like the same size as the roller rink you'd go to as a kid, but they're on these massive ice skates and they're just. 30:45 Speaker 1 Like, are they going to? Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's racing. Oh, OK. 30:49 Speaker 2 Bead racing, that's what it's called. But it's like, who does who? How do you even get into this stuff? 30:54 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I mean, the the cool one is the what is it the biathlon where you ski and then you stop and you shoot and you shoot and you shoot, then you ski. That's kind of cool. 31:04 Speaker 2 Did you watch that? I actually watched. I actually watched 10 minutes of it. Did you watch it? 31:09 Speaker 1 No, I saw a clip of it and this dude's running uphill while skis. I'm like, damn, that's kind of impressive. 31:13 Speaker 2 Was he the chunky German? 31:15 Speaker 1 Was he wearing yellow? 31:16 Speaker 2 Yes. 31:17 Speaker 1 Yeah, OK. Yeah, yeah, I saw that clip. 31:18 Speaker 2 And he was breathing like he was about ready to have a heart. And he was like, you saw that. 31:24 Speaker 1 I saw him running up the hill. I didn't see the rest of it, but that's that's pretty impressive. 31:29 Speaker 2 You have nothing to compare it to. How do you? How do you know that's impressive? 31:33 Speaker 1 Have you tried all right, tried running up a hill with no snow and no skis and then try to do it on snow with skis? That's very hard. 31:40 Speaker 2 I bet you, I bet you, I could go out there, compete and not take last in any of those events. Well, maybe not speed skating because I don't have the endurance. 31:49 Speaker 1 You're telling me it'd be easier to run up a hill on snow with skis than a non Snow Hill in regular shoes? 31:55 Speaker 2 No, I'm not saying it's easier. I'm saying that the people that are doing it are the volunteers. Like they're not, they're not the best in the world. If everybody tried, they're just the ones that said I'm going to try it because the guy that I watched going up the hill, he looked pretty out of shape. 32:10 Speaker 1 Yeah. But I mean, I would say over there, it's probably more common. It's more of a European thing. They're real cold over there most of the time and they got more snow stuff. 32:17 Speaker 2 There's still Americans in it. I don't think we're winning them, are we? 32:21 Speaker 1 Yeah, we were like third last time I checked. 32:23 Speaker 2 Yeah, see, I don't know. I just think Winter Olympics is just for people that are bored. Bored. 32:30 Speaker 1 Maybe, I don't know, like people watching or people performing. 32:32 Speaker 2 No, people performing like the reason they got into that sport is they were like, I'm not really good at any other sport so I'm going to try this. 32:39 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, but but your girl Lindsey Vonn, you know, she blew her fucking knee out again. 32:43 Speaker 2 See, she's not that good of an athlete. Look like like bobsledders. Have you ever thought about bobsledding? 32:49 Speaker 1 Yeah, it looks crazy. 32:51 Speaker 2 But what do you really do? 32:52 Speaker 1 I just, I think you just sit in the thing the whole time. 32:54 Speaker 2 That's it. You don't do anything. It's, I think you only have like I don't 10 seconds of work when you're pushing it to start. Then you all jump in and lay in each other's crotches and go down that thing at like 100 mph. It's not about how athletic you are. It's about how stupid and brave you are at the same time. 33:10 Speaker 1 Yeah, and I don't know if they want like bigger people or smaller people, because you want some weight on that motherfucker, don't you? 33:14 Speaker 2 I don't think you want too much because I watched, there's an Instagram, there's an Instagram page called like it's not faces of death, but it's like faces of death. But it's something like like that, like real life, you know, death or something. And this dude was in a bobsled going down it. 33:30 I don't know if he's on a bobsled. He's like all alone and he's on something, but his legs and everything are hanging out. 33:35 Speaker 1 And he's on a bobsled. Was he Iranian? 33:37 Speaker 2 I said Bob. Anyway, he was going too fast and he went up out of the the little cradle thing, the rant or the the tube and he hit a pole. 33:49 Speaker 1 Wait, wait, wait. Was he like laying on like a creeper like you'd see in a mechanic shop? Or was he like? 33:54 Speaker 2 Oh, that's what it looked like his like his feet and everything. You couldn't even see anything underneath of him. He was just like pointed and I'm. 34:00 Speaker 1 Bobsledding, I don't think. 34:02 Speaker 2 What is that I don't? 34:03 Speaker 1 Know what that is? But I think bobsleds where you get in the tube thing, you look like that little bullet and Mario Kart. You know what I'm talking about. 34:08 Speaker 2 Yeah, but there's four and there's four of you that. 34:10 Speaker 1 Jumped in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That seems a little a little more safer and ideal than the other dude that's just fucking flying at 100 miles an hour on his back. 34:17 Speaker 2 And see, we don't even know what it's called. 34:19 Speaker 1 I don't know, it's fucking the. 34:22 Speaker 2 Luge. Is it the luge? Yeah. 34:25 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know how to spell that LUGE. 34:29 Speaker 2 I don't know. I don't know. It's stupid. Like that's, that's the one thing you can't tell me. He's a he's an athlete. He's just crazy because that's your chances of dying. Like I went down on rollerblades one time and I was scared. I can't imagine going down on it. How fast do those things go? 34:45 I'm going to guess 60 mph. 34:49 Speaker 1 Dude, sometimes there's two people on that bitch too. Let me look it up. Luge speed reaching speeds exceeding 90 mph. Well. 35:00 Speaker 2 No, Nope, Nope, Nope. Not happening. 35:04 Speaker 1 That's got pretty crazy. That's an adrenaline rush, dude. You're laying on your back going 95 miles an hour. I mean, where else do you experience that at? That's kind of cool, yeah. 35:11 Speaker 2 But you're are you? But are they athletes? 35:15 Speaker 1 Yeah, I would say so. You got to have a lot of strong core to hold that there. Going 95 miles an hour, keep your body straight. You got to have a strong fucking core. 35:21 Speaker 2 I could do it. 35:22 Speaker 1 You think so? 35:23 Speaker 2 Yeah, I could do it. I mean, I wouldn't because I don't want to die, but you know, I would do it if it was on a straight line. 35:29 Speaker 1 Well, that's not the fucking point of it. You got to go into circles like NASCAR, but you lay it on your back and it's icy crazy. We should just set one up, like in your backyard or something. We'll just see how it works. 35:38 Speaker 2 Get up to like 30 mph. I mean, that was so scary. 35:43 Speaker 1 Fly over the edge playing on some rocks so but yeah so OK, cool EPA change in and the Olympics don't want to get pregnant there, but I bet at some crazy times I mean, do you have to stay in the like if you're married like do you have to stay in the orgy fest or can you leave I I. 36:02 Speaker 2 Think you're allowed to leave? But I remember we had the same conversation, I want to say during the Paris Olympics. Wasn't this happening at Paris Olympics too? 36:09 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean I can't remember. 36:09 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean I can't remember. The only one I remember lately was the one that happened where they they had the anti fuck beds. 36:16 Speaker 2 Yeah, I don't, I didn't hear that. I I just, I just, I think it's a common thing for these young athletes that are single to go there ready to mingle. You know what I'm saying? I mean, like you said that best athlete. Well, OK, I got to stop saying athlete. 36:33 A group of people that are, you know, representing their country that are legit in shape. OK. But I mean, could you imagine like you, you're you're trying to make a perfect athlete and you have a loser that impregnates A curler, like nobody's going to know that kids an athlete. 36:51 It's not that's not athletes. Now. Now the finger skating, that's hard. Yeah. 36:56 Speaker 1 Yeah. No, no, I get what you're saying there. But so for the so it was they they got less than 10,000 condoms this year for 2871 athletes, but it came out to about two a day per person. So that means 4, right? Because if you're unless you're just putting one on the Jack off, but I don't think you are, you know what I mean? 37:17 Now you're only using one. Like if you go with a girl, you're not just both burning one, you're burning one out of the four you. 37:22 Speaker 2 Know what I'm saying? I'm guessing they're not using all of them. They're probably stocking up like they're just grabbing a handful, just throwing them in their bag. 37:29 Speaker 1 But to your point about how the Winter Games are worse than this the which McCall it games in Paris 300? 37:36 Speaker 2 Summer, Summer. 37:37 Speaker 1 What did I say? 37:39 Speaker 2 The Watch McCall it games. 37:41 Speaker 1 There you go. Sorry, the Paris one. They bought 300,000 condoms but there were 10,500 athletes. So there were 80% more athletes in the summer ones versus the winter ones. So I didn't realize there was that many more people. 37:58 But maybe maybe what you're saying makes sense is no one really knows how to do these sports, No. 38:04 Speaker 2 They don't. I mean, there's there's, you know, don't get me wrong, there's a few sports in summer that I sit there and go, you know, not my jam. But like shooting like, is that really an Olympic? I mean, are you really an athlete if you're a good shooter? I don't think so. 38:19 You're just a good shooter, but that's really it. You get to the Winter Olympics, now I've got to reach to find athletes and figure skating, ice hockey, I don't know. Yeah. 38:31 Speaker 1 I mean, I mean, I'm done pretty much every pretty much every summer Olympic, you could probably get your kid involved in within like a five mile radius of your house. But Winter Olympics, I mean, you you're gonna have to go cross country or something like that. Yeah. 38:43 Speaker 2 38:43 Speaker 2 You got to fly to like, France like your kids are like, hey, I want to be a bobsledder. Like, all right, I guess we're going to Paris. I don't know. This is crazy. 38:49 Speaker 1 Like all we have are NASCAR circles. We don't have any bobsled circles, but can you do it at the NASCAR track? Like it's like 100 times bigger, but it'll be better than everyone else. 38:59 Speaker 2 Yeah, just running around pushing somebody in a bobsled. 39:03 Speaker 1 But this will be exactly like the Olympics, so. All right. Well, we'll go on getting two. 39:08 Time Travel Dilemma: Surviving the Wild West with a Weapon What the Chuck? What the Chuck? Yeah. You want to Chuck me? Chuck You real hard. Chuck me. Chuck me. Chuck me. Chuck me. I'm full of Chuck. Oh Chuck, Chuck it real good. 39:24 What the? 39:27 Speaker 2 All right, dude, I don't know why I had a my whole brain today was just obsessed with time travel and oh. 39:35 Speaker 1 I like time travel. 39:36 Speaker 2 I do too. You know, I think I read something about God. We were at trivia like 2 weeks ago and they were talking about. No, I was. I was at trap trivia with my wife. 39:47 Speaker 1 Oh, he's at trivia? Damn, I don't remember us doing trivia. 39:51 Speaker 2 See, you haven't went back yet. I'm sorry, that's two weeks in the in the future. You just don't know about it. So I came up with these questions because they are the most interesting questions I could think of regarding time travel. 40:05 Speaker 1 And are we going to like, ignore butterfly effect and everything? 40:08 Speaker 2 What's butterfly effect? 40:10 Speaker 1 You know, you go back in time, you step on a butterfly, you come back to present day and like, everyone's like mongoloids or something. 40:18 Speaker 2 Yes, you can. You don't have to worry about that. OK. That we're not, we're not diving that deep into this where you change one thing and then the world ends because of it. Or, or, you know, like that movie I told you about, that show where he has to go back and save John F Kennedy, and then he makes it back to the future after he saves JFK. 40:36 Oh, with James Franco. Yes. And like, the whole world's destroyed. And they're like, oh, yeah. They put everybody in Kennedy camps. He's like, what? So anyway, all right, first question. If you had to time travel and I was making you go back to the Wild West and it could and you could only take one of the following three items with you. 41:00 And if whatever you don't take, you don't have. This is the only thing you have you ready? Yeah. Would you choose clothing, a weapon or money? 41:12 Speaker 1 Oh, I'm not going to go with clothing. 41:17 Speaker 2 So you're time travelling naked. 41:19 Speaker 1 Well, I'd get close once I got to town. OK I'm I'm leaning towards money because then I can buy a lot of cool shit. But with the gun I could have like an AR and just like kill everybody in the tackle. 41:34 Speaker 2 Why are you trying to kill? 41:35 Speaker 1 Everybody. Well, I don't have any money. I got to get my stuff somehow. I have to way up out of town and then, you know, I'm on the run. How much do I get to like unlimited ammo or what? 41:44 Speaker 2 No, I'm going to give you 130 round magazine and money wise I'm going to give you $30. 41:49 Speaker 1 Oh, how much would $30 get me? 41:52 Speaker 2 I think $30 is probably equivalent to like 10 grand. 41:55 Speaker 1 Can I get like a house though? 41:57 Speaker 2 41:57 Speaker 2 How do you need a house? You're don't. You don't. You just said you're going to kill everybody. 42:01 Speaker 1 Well, I'm, I'm just weighing my options here. You know, if I don't have the gun, I'm not killing everybody if I have the $30. 42:05 Speaker 2 And you're going to be on the run if you kill everybody. So you're literally going back in time to be an outlaw? 42:10 Speaker 1 OK, OK, I got it. I got it. All right, I'll get the gun. I won't kill anybody, but I'm gonna go with the with the with the whatchamacallit the chief, the the Rangers and be a Ranger to make some money and we'll go shoot Indians. You know, by the time I shoot 30 Indians, I should have enough money to like, I don't know, buy a house or a buy a better horse, upgrade the horse, get a carriage, and then I could pay like a blacksmith start making me like 556 ammo. 42:38 Hello, man, take this case thing. I need more of these. Reload these and he's fucking filling it full of like fucking corn and shit. Probably. What are you doing? But I think that'd be my best bet because I $30.00. I don't think it'd make it make me very far, but I think that advanced gun would really help me. 42:56 Whatever battle I'm in, I'd probably win. 43:00 Speaker 2 But I think you're going to get yourself killed with that gun because everybody's going to want it. 43:03 Speaker 1 Well, I'll shoot them in the face. 43:05 Speaker 2 43:05 Speaker 2 What? 43:07 Speaker 1 You only have $30.00. I mean, that's, that's, I don't know how long that's going to last me because I got to have a job, right? Am I staying here in this time period like I'm not getting? 43:15 Speaker 2 Back up. You got to stay for one year. 43:17 Speaker 1 Oh, gun definitely yeah all. 43:19 Speaker 2 Right. So in in in 1850, thirty U.S. dollars was the equivalent of $1246 today. 43:29 Speaker 1 Yeah, but what's that change for inflation? 43:33 Speaker 2 So how much was a house is what you want to know. 43:35 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, pretty much like a bottle of Coke. 43:40 Speaker 2 How much was a house in 1850? A nice house would be $1000. 43:51 Speaker 1 Of their money. 43:53 Speaker 2 Yeah. And you'd have, you'd have, I'd give you what what I say 30. Yeah, yes, you'd be screwed. 44:00 Speaker 1 Damn. Yeah. So yeah. 44:01 Speaker 2 You could. 44:01 Speaker 2 You could. You could buy an acre. You could buy an acre of land in the Wild West. It's $30.00 an acre. 44:06 Speaker 1 Oh, look at all the sand I own. Look at that. Isn't that great? I, I'm going with the gun. I think I can make some money with the Rangers or I can be a bounty hunter or something, get a couple good bounties and I could probably, you know, like I said, and then I'll eventually buy a nice house and have like a, a nice older gentleman that maybe doesn't have an eye or something to work for me as a blacksmith. 44:26 You know, maybe people gave up on him and I'd have him make me bullets. That'd be his only job as bullet maker. 44:31 Speaker 2 All right, I'm, I'm going to choose. I'm going to choose the clothes I think I want. I want, I want to be dressed for the place that I'm going. That way I don't raise any suspicion and I feel like I'll be able to talk myself and you'll get a job, not put a target on my back. Lay low, find a nice, you know, peasant girl that maybe can work the farm with me and just are you going? 44:52 Speaker 1 To imprint me. 44:53 Speaker 2 Probably. I mean, I'm leaving in a year, so I'm telling them. 44:56 Speaker 1 Remember you Bye. But I'm going to give you a little help on the farm for when I'm gone. But I know he's only one. But you've been a little while. I. 45:04 Speaker 2 Could probably get 2. 45:04 Speaker 2 Could probably get 2. All right, that's good. All right. Next question. 45:10 Assuming a Criminal's Identity: Hitler, Jesse James, or Saddam Hussein? If you had to go back in time and assume the identity of a known criminal that everybody knows today, which one would you become and why? 45:22 Speaker 1 I know which one you want me to say. 45:25 Speaker 2 Which one? 45:26 Speaker 1 Hitler. I'm trying. I'm trying to think. If there's someone else, let me think. Criminal I I like, I am him. 45:40 Speaker 2 Yeah, you are him. You go back and you take over, let's say one year before his death and you have to live out his life. The rest of it. You become him. So you can actually change the outcome of of history if you do play your cards right. 45:57 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, Maybe I if I was like John Gotti, I could pay my taxes and I'd be OK. Maybe, or you know, if I was Hitler not invade Stalingrad in the middle of the winter, that would have changed the direction of the war. 46:12 I had shit done. Jeffrey Dahmer, how did he get in? 46:20 Speaker 2 Trouble. How would you want to become a murderer? 46:24 Speaker 1 You said a criminal. 46:24 Speaker 1 You said a criminal. What kind of crime am I doing? There's all. 46:27 Speaker 2 Kinds of criminals that we all know. Oh, I don't know why. Why are you going with serial killers and freaking the devil? Like what do you like I? 46:39 Speaker 1 I thought you wanted me to change them to be good. 46:41 Speaker 2 Like I would like, I would choose, I would choose, like Jesse James. 46:48 Speaker 1 I would choose. I would choose who's someone that was bad that I don't know, man. I don't know a lot of bad guys. 46:57 Speaker 2 Al Capone. 46:59 Speaker 1 I don't really want to be Italian or I don't want to live in New York. Oh, Robert E Lee. 47:11 Speaker 2 Robert E Lee wasn't a criminal. 47:13 Speaker 1 Oh. 47:15 Speaker 2 Like what you know? You know he'd be a good one too. Is like one of the cartel bosses. 47:20 Speaker 1 I don't live in Colombia or Mexico either. 47:22 Speaker 2 Oh my God, what is wrong with you? 47:26 Speaker 1 OK, OK, OK. 47:28 Speaker 2 Bonnie from Bonnie and Clyde for the obvious. 47:31 Speaker 1 Reason I don't got to be the chick so I was saying finger myself. 47:38 Speaker 2 That's not that's not exactly why I was I. 47:40 Speaker 1 Don't want to give blowjobs, what are you talking about? 47:44 Speaker 2 Why? 47:44 Speaker 1 Do you want to be Bonnie? What do we mean the obvious? 47:46 Speaker 2 Reason I didn't I I. 47:48 Speaker 1 Didn't obvious reason to be Bonnie, please tell me. 47:50 Speaker 2 Because you could be a woman, you said. You always wanted to be a woman. 47:55 Speaker 1 I don't recall that. 47:59 Speaker 2 You said, you said if you, if you were you would you would enjoy that. 48:05 Speaker 1 Oh, I'd slapped myself out. 48:09 Speaker 2 And you could turn her life around, man. You can have her give up a life of crime. Because I don't think her and Clyde did that much stuff. They went down quick because they went on that spree, what, 2 weeks? 3 weeks maybe? 48:19 Speaker 1 I thought it lasted a couple months. I remember I've seen The Highwaymen and then the other one. 48:24 Speaker 2 48:24 Speaker 2 OK, Untouchables. No, that was. Was that Bonnie and Clyde? 48:28 Speaker 1 I can't remember, but you know the highwayman one right with Kevin Costner and other guy? 48:33 Speaker 2 That's why I I get confused with The Untouchables because Kevin Costner was in that too. 48:37 Speaker 1 Yeah, same, different one. But no, I guess I'm going to go with, man, this is hard. Maybe like, oh, maybe like Saddam Hussein and be like nicer to Bush. 48:52 Speaker 2 I like how you don't want to be Al Capone because he's Italian, but you want to. You want to be Saddam Hussein? 48:59 Speaker 1 I don't he got he got framed for a lot of bad stuff. I feel like I could have worked with the US government a little better. 49:06 Speaker 2 I guess. OK, so you're Saddam all right. 49:08 Speaker 1 Yeah, who are you? 49:09 Speaker 2 I told you I'm going to be freaking Jesse James. He robbed. He robbed trains and stuff. And now I know who's going to kill me. So I'm you got. 49:17 Speaker 1 The trains now? Oh, you're talking about back then? That's right. 49:19 Speaker 2 Yeah, I'm taking over his life and I know the guy that kills him. 49:19 Speaker 2 Yeah, I'm taking over his life and I know the guy that kills him. It's that, it's that coward. I can't. They made a movie about him, the coward. No, it's a it's got like a a very average name. But but I know who it is. So I'll kill him first. Live my life because Jesse James had I think he had retired when he got killed. 49:35 He was hanging up a picture in his house. He got shot in the back of the head. 49:39 Speaker 1 So I thought, I thought that's how Billy the Kid died also. Oh yeah. Oh, Billy the Kid would have been a good one. 49:45 Speaker 2 What's his name? Garrett. Pat Garrett killed Billy, Yeah. 49:48 Speaker 1 Got him in the back. 49:49 Middle Ages Challenge: A Knight's Battle or a Jester's Year? All right, next, this is my favorite 1 I think all right, if you time traveled and I made you time travel to the Middle Ages, right, you're going back to the Middle Ages and you had to choose. 50:02 Speaker 1 That's like Game of Thrones, right? 50:03 Speaker 2 Yes, you could either be a knight for one week during war, or you have to be a gesture for a year. Which one do you choose and why? To the king, yeah, but you're a knight. You can be a knight for a week during war, or a gesture, or a gesture for a year. 50:24 Speaker 1 It worked out good for Jon Snow. 50:28 Speaker 2 You couldn't fight dude, you'd get killed like 10 seconds into the battle. 50:33 Speaker 1 Wait, why? If you're a knight, you obviously train for a while. I'm not just going to pop into a knight outfit right now, am I? 50:39 Speaker 2 Yes. Oh. 50:41 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's heavy shit, man. I've been training. 50:45 Speaker 2 You pop onto the battlefield and just fall down, Yeah. 50:50 Speaker 1 They probably, I mean, the sword's like 100 and something pounds and the fucking armor's damn, probably another 100. 50:55 Speaker 2 They're like knight, knight, thrasher, knight thrasher, get on your feet and fight. You're like, I can't move. Yeah. 51:04 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's heavy. So yeah, I know. There's no fucking way. I mean, I don't, I don't know anybody that would just be plopped into a A field and covered in arm. I think you got to train for something like that. You got to work up to that, right? 51:14 Speaker 2 What if I gave you one year to train for? 51:16 Speaker 1 Both. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I probably get more respect as night and I probably would only there's only a week a chance that I would die, you know, the whole year. Sometimes I say some off colour jokes and the king might not like that and just kill me right then or, or if I get too scared not telling me any good jokes, you know, I'm too scared, then he's going to kill me for not being funny. 51:38 But I'm having a year to train for a night and I think it'd be good. I think I could do that, fight for a week, be all right, or I just like, I'm dead, you know? 51:48 Speaker 2 Would you rather so if you, if you had, if you choose a knight and I told you all you got to do is fight one battle, Fight one battle and survive, or joust and survive? Which one are you? Which one are you choosing? 52:02 Speaker 1 Jousten's right up 5050 shot, I think. I think Jousten would probably be a little safer, you know? 52:12 Speaker 2 What? 52:14 Speaker 1 I mean you get you get to fucking swinging in those battles. I mean there's you liable to catch one of the back of the head from your homeboy. You know, like a battle mates on top of the Dome. 52:23 Speaker 2 Yeah, but if you're jousting, you're the only target like that, you know, the other night and obviously he's going to get. 52:29 Speaker 1 Better than you. I only have one target. You know me also. 52:32 Speaker 2 Yeah, but you you'd think you could win a joust even if you trained for a year. 52:35 Speaker 1 What do you think? Do you mean just not die or like I have to win the battle? I have to keep jousting until I win. 52:41 Speaker 2 I'm pretty sure you die if you get. 52:43 Speaker 1 Hit No, you got to shield it. Bust up. 52:43 Speaker 1 Hit No, you got to shield it. Bust up. You ain't never seen I. 52:47 Speaker 2 Don't think that's real. 52:48 Speaker 1 Sometimes you die. Yeah, sometimes. You know, if you don't have a shield rider, the shit goes sideways and stabs you, then you might die. But they didn't die every time. 52:57 Speaker 2 I'm pretty sure somebody died almost every time. I don't I. 52:59 Speaker 1 Don't think so now. Maybe in the beginning and the people got better. 53:03 Speaker 2 I will tell you that my favorite part of this question is no matter what, you die. 53:09 Speaker 1 Let me look. 53:10 Speaker 2 It up because dude, I, I thought you were going to choose Jester and that's what I was going to tell you. Like there's zero chance you make it a year without dying. There's zero chance you don't say something that the king kills you for. 53:21 Speaker 1 Oh, OK, so 15th century armor was designed for protection. All right, so are we talking about 15th century before that? 53:28 Speaker 2 Yeah, we go 15th. That's Middle Ages, right? 53:31 Speaker 1 Yeah, it says a LANT strike on the shield can have the impact force of a car crash at 70 miles an hour. I mean, you gonna hurt like a motherfucker, but it's going to be pretty cool. 53:42 Speaker 2 They're like Knights. 53:42 Speaker 2 They're like Knights. Brandon is the worst jouster here. 53:47 Speaker 1 They should have been making jokes instead. Yeah, I probably wouldn't make the king too happy. 53:52 Speaker 2 Oh, that's funny. OK, All right, so you're going to be a knight and you'll die. All right, last question. This is thought provoking. 53:59 Speaker 1 I'm going to joust and live, bitch. I know you're not. I just got to not die. 54:05 Speaker 2 I, I know, and there's zero chance, not one, not one possibility in that entire scenario, being a joust or being a knight or a gesture, do you survive? There's zero chance because the King's going to kill you for your gesture for sure. Probably within the 1st. 54:18 Speaker 1 Gesture or a gesture? 54:19 Speaker 2 A gesture and then if you're a knight and you pick battle even you're immediately going to fake dead, which means you're probably going to get killed anyway because the arrows like fall from the sky because they shoot millions of them and you're just going to lay there and catch one in the throat and then with my. 54:32 Speaker 1 Shield on top, I can, I can fall off the horse. You know, I could like soften my blow like I'd, I'd throw the match, but I'd fall off the horse. I'd be all right. 54:42 Speaker 2 So you just lose purposely. 54:44 Speaker 1 Yeah, but then I'm, you know, it's better to fall off a horse than get stabbed. 54:47 Speaker 2 I'm pretty sure the king kills you for that. 54:50 Speaker 1 Make it very convincing. 54:54 Speaker 2 70 mph dude that would suck. 54:58 Speaker 1 They do it nowadays still. 55:00 Speaker 2 Yeah, but they're not like they're not like that. Like back then they didn't care if you caught one to the throat. 55:04 Speaker 1 They were just. Now they care more. Yeah. 55:07 Speaker 2 Yeah, it's a protection. 55:08 Jack the Ripper's Victims, or Betting on the Future with Time Travel All right. Last question, if I sent you back to the days of Jack the Ripper. 55:13 Speaker 1 Here's the guy, London stabbing people. 55:15 Speaker 2 Yeah, he's Jack the Ripper. Are you serious? He. 55:19 Speaker 1 Was the guy in London stabbing people right? 55:21 Speaker 2 Yes, they. 55:21 Speaker 1 They have like a million Jack the rippers now. They call them like Muslims. 55:25 Speaker 2 OK, anyway, if you went back to Jack the Ripper times and you had the choice, you could either identify him after he had committed all of his murders, or you could go back in time and save half of his victims but never identify him. 55:41 Which one would you choose and why? 55:43 Speaker 1 55:43 Speaker 1 Wait, save half his victim? Like what? I'm following him and I'm just like wow. Then I grabbed the whole. 55:48 Speaker 2 Run. I don't know why, I don't know why the wow, what do you you got a bull with? What do you do? 55:57 Speaker 1 No, it's like, like Batman, like, you know? 56:01 Speaker 2 OK, yes, see you could, you could do. 56:03 Speaker 1 That how many women were they? All women. 56:06 Speaker 2 Yeah, they, I think they were all women and I think he killed. Are they good looking women? They were all prostitutes. 56:11 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, they just lost some points from me. 56:15 Speaker 2 How many women Because I got This will give you a check how many lives you can save. Here we go. How many women did Jack the Ripper kill? Jack the Ripper is commonly believed to killed oh only 5 women, known as the canonical 5 in London's White Chapel district between August 31st and November 9th of 1888. 56:34 So you could save Marianne Nichols, Andy Chapman, Elizabeth Stride, Catherine Edos and Mary Jane Kelly. 56:41 Speaker 1 So I'm going to save. 56:42 Speaker 2 Brutal mutilating. 56:43 Speaker 1 I got to save 2 1/2 of them. 56:43 Speaker 1 I got to save 2 1/2 of them. So what's that mean? Like the half one I like safer than I'll ever. 56:47 Speaker 2 No, let's say 3 so. So you can either save three of those women. 56:51 Speaker 1 Prostitutes. 56:52 Speaker 2 They're still women, Brandon. 56:54 Speaker 1 OK, well, they're prostitutes. They're a lot of work and put them in a predicament, you know, all right. 56:58 Speaker 2 So you saved 3 human lives but you never identify him? Or he kills his last one and then you crack the case and identify him. Which one do you choose? 57:09 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean saving people from dumb decision making is not my favorite thing. 57:14 Speaker 2 What's their What's the dumb? They didn't die because they were prostitutes, they just died because they're women. 57:19 Speaker 1 They just all happened to be prostitutes on the corner and they died, yes. 57:23 Speaker 2 Allegedly allegedly get Ripper hated prostitutes because he is he had syphilis. 57:28 Speaker 1 2 fucking pro man. It's a little justified 2 let's say you, you have one prostitute die on this corner, right? You're going to keep being a prostitute and then you got 2 dying like I'm keep doing it. I think it's safe and OK. Three prostitutes I'm gonna keep. 57:43 Speaker 2 Doing it 4. I'm gonna keep notified you're an idiot. 57:46 Speaker 1 You're dumb, you're retarded. You know, you don't learn. You don't know what the fuck's going on. So now that I learned that information, I would wait till they're all dead. As soon as you snap one, I'll be like, here he is right here. Come get him. 57:57 Speaker 2 God, dude, you're that. You're bad. That's mean. 58:01 Speaker 1 Die. I mean, it's dumb decision making. I mean, what am I going to do once I save them? What good decision are they going to make? They're going to go right back out there and pop the pussy and get people. 58:09 Speaker 2 Maybe they turn their life over to the Lord. 58:12 Speaker 1 I highly doubt it. 58:13 Speaker 2 All right, so you're going to let all these women die and then take the credit for cracking the case and identifying Jack the Ripper? 58:21 Speaker 1 Yeah, because I I can just see it going now. I save one of them and then I'm getting a lawsuit for like something, you know, I mean, they're they would just. 58:28 Speaker 2 Have lawsuits like that back then. 58:30 Speaker 1 It was in the When was it the 80s? 58:32 Speaker 2 1888. 58:34 Speaker 1 58:34 Speaker 1 OK. Yeah, the 80s, early 80s. 58:37 Speaker 2 What you call it the 80s? It was 1888. That's not the 80s. 58:41 Speaker 1 How many fucking eights? You just said 1888, it was 80s. Whatever, dude, whatever. 1888 All right, well. 58:48 Speaker 2 Brandon does not have a heart for women. What would you do? I'd save them. 58:52 Speaker 1 And what would you do with the prostitutes afterward? Take them back to your house to get syphilis in every hole you. 58:55 Speaker 2 Got man. I'd take him to, I'd take him to local church and tell them, turn their lives over, man, and get them on the right track. I'd clean up, I'd clean three of them up, man they'd be, they'd be picturesque citizens. They'd be the best citizens in London. 59:08 Speaker 1 The church would have hung them for being witches. 59:10 Speaker 2 Yeah, right. You save them and you're like, I found this prostitute. Those part, we'd be murdered. Turn her over to you, Sir. And they're like, oh, thanks. And then next day you walk by and she's hanging. Oh, come on. 59:21 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's exactly what would happen. So, all right. Well, is that all your questions? That was fun. I like that. 59:27 Speaker 2 Yeah, man, that was it. I had AI, had a weird time travel thought today and I said, you know what? He's a good. I like, I like time travel. If time traveling ever really exists, I think I'm going to do it. 59:40 Speaker 1 You can go through a black hole, you know, but you're never coming back. 59:43 Speaker 2 Well, that was my, that was my, that was one of my questions I didn't ask. And it's not because I really don't know how to ask it with would that make sense? But if I told you you could try and time travel into the future, do you choose one day, 10 years or 100 years? 1:00:01 Speaker 1 Oh, I don't see the 10 years. Kind of scary. Some people that I know might have been dead 100 years. I mean, you can see where it is, but one day you make a lot of fucking money time traveling one day on everything. 1:00:13 Speaker 2 That's what I was thinking. 1:00:15 Speaker 1 Yeah, bets on everything. That'd be the best. You know, just save it like right before, I don't know, some someone gets assassinated. Like I bet $1,000,000 the president gets assassinated tomorrow and it happens. You're like, oh, look at that. Everyone's crying and you made $100 million. 1:00:30 Speaker 2 Why would you even think of that bet? Out of all the bets you could make, that's the dumbest bet I've ever heard in my life. 1:00:34 Speaker 1 Because it's a no one's ever thought of it. It'd be off the wall bet, but you wouldn't know. 1:00:38 Speaker 2 There's no action on that. There's no way I'm thinking the Super Bowl. Like for you to be able to know the outcome of the Super Bowl the day before and the score, and you put $100,000 on the winner and the score, oh, dude, it's over. You're going to be a multi. 1:00:54 Speaker 1 Millionaire. Yeah, you can do that. Yeah, I guess. Or you. 1:00:57 Speaker 2 Can and the and nobody has to die like I don't. 1:01:00 Speaker 1 Know I'm not going to be the one that makes them die I'm just saying if I you know woke up that day and I was all in the news dead, but I don't know what I'm betting on when I get back to yesterday you. 1:01:08 Speaker 2 Wouldn't even try to stop it, would you? How the? 1:01:11 Speaker 1 Fuck, am I going to stop someone from killing the president? All right. They're going to put me in jail. And all that time I could have been placing bets in Tennessee or something like that, you know, takes a while to travel to a state that's legal where I can bet that much money. And I got to make sure I go to the right one so the Indians don't beat the hell out of me. 1:01:26 I'm going to no ending against see no winning that much money. 1:01:32 Speaker 2 No, you ain't coming out. 1:01:33 Speaker 1 Hell no, they're going to bury you underneath that motherfucker. 1:01:36 Speaker 2 Or eat you. 1:01:38 Speaker 1 Fill you somewhere fucking spirit guide and make you bleed out your butt for the rest of your life. If you listen to it, you're alright. Radar podcast over Spotify, surely some five star review and a follow up. We really appreciate it. Really do we got some. We got a lot of good stuff coming up and it's gonna be it's gonna be a good week. 1:01:56 It's gonna be fun and I can't wait. It's gonna be awesome. Can't wait to do stuff. It's gonna be fun. It's gonna be awesome. Chuck, you gotta think if we get out of here. 1:02:03 Speaker 2 Yeah, man, let us know what criminal you guys would like to go back in time and assume their life. I'm very curious what people will say on that one. 1:02:11 Speaker 1 Yeah, alright. Sounds good. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye the.