Daily Dose 236- Good Ole Earth Farts - The Daily Dose Show
2026-02-12
https://open.spotify.com/episode/533Xpfh4EduVL3Bg6qsI5s

This transcript was generated automatically. Its accuracy may vary. 0:23 Speaker 2 And they ain't. Not too much today, but I bought me another dumbbell. We're up on the 40s. My name is Brandon Thrasher at the Daily Dosho over there. Chuck Iron Fist. How you doing? 0:31 Speaker 1 Every time you talk about dumbbells, you know what I want to say, why don't you buy 2? It's, it's like the dumbest, It drives me crazy, dude. It's like literally going out and being like, Oh yeah, I need to get 3 new tires for my car. And obviously they're going to be like, you're stupid and then you're over here like, well, we need 3. 0:49 I don't want the 4th. You need 4, just like you need 2 dumbbells. But I'm not going to argue with you. This is I'm beating my head against the wall. 0:55 Speaker 2 The equivalent of that would be just going to buy 2 new tires for the back because you're not going to use them that long. You're just going to be doing burnouts and Donuts and stuff like that and you're going to be like, well I'm going to get rid of these tires in a month anyway. So why do I need, why do I need all four? You know what I'm saying? So I don't need all four because about every three weeks I'm getting a new dumbbell. 1:12 So whenever I Max out, I don't know where that's going to be. You just made that worse. I don't know where that's going to be, but how? 1:20 Speaker 1 Do I almost flip my entire test just now? Oh my God. 1:25 Speaker 2 Yeah, but I'm just saying it, It makes more sense for me to just get one now instead of spending $120.00 every like 3 weeks getting new dumbbells, you know what I mean? Until I get to like, I don't know, 75 or something. Then maybe I'll buy 2. 1:36 Speaker 1 I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not even doing. I'm not doing this again. There's there's zero chance I'm going to get in this argument with you again because you're wrong and everybody knows. But you are stuck in your ways and there's nothing I can do to change it. And you know everything you're wrong about since I've known you, I've never changed you. 1:53 So the one thing I got to give you credit for, you stick to your guns, man. Like you, you do dumb stuff and no matter how dumb it is. 2:00 Speaker 2 You know, sometimes you think in your head like, well, I guess that does make sense. You know, in some weird type of way or fashion that does make sense because I just can't be buying $200 worth of dumbbells every three weeks. 2:10 Speaker 1 You know what's funny is have you seen the movie The Lady in the Water? 2:15 Speaker 2 Oh, is she naked? 2:17 Speaker 1 No, it's I think it's M Night. I think it's M Night Shyamalan. I think it was called the Lady in the water, But it was it was something I don't even I I remember nothing about this movie except for there was a pool, there was like a hotel and there was a guy. And every scene in the movie, The dude is curling with one dumbbell, but he only does it on one arm. 2:39 So he's walking around and he's just got this massive jacked right arm and his left arm's tiny. And that's what I always, every time we have this conversation, I just envisioned one day you're going to take your shirt off and you're just going to have the most jacked right arm and your left one's going to be puny. 3:00 Speaker 2 I mean, I do it on both arms. I'm not just like, oh, I got a right arm only dumbbell. Yeah, but I got to use this on the right side. 3:06 Speaker 1 I know, but it just makes me think of that guy. It makes me laugh every time. 3:12 Speaker 2 There is this one guy on Instagram that does that. He's been doing it for like over a year. He just works out one trap and it is, it looks so weird, like it's just like a big trap on this side and it's just flat and nothing on the on his right side. It's kind of creepy. I don't think it's good for you, honestly. 3:25 Speaker 1 No, I don't like that. Oh God, it's been a long day, dude, it's been a long day. Okay, so excuse me if I yawn a little bit. 3:32 Speaker 2 All right, well, that's you're 1 only yawn. If not, we're gonna have to get like a yawn button or a cough button over there, No? 3:37 Speaker 1 Dude, I had to drive up to the cabin today and I got freaking Michael Germany calling me because he's trying to put together, he wants us to do like head shots. And he's like, he's like, I don't like Brandon's headshot. OK, Brandon's headshot needs to be updated and you need to send me one immediately. So I send him one and he's like, I need one from this century. 3:54 You know, like, bro, like, what do you want me to do? I'm going to take just a selfie of me and send it to you. And then I look like crap on a billboard. I got to send a picture that I approve of. You know what I mean? 4:04 Speaker 2 Yeah, yours is a little old. Mine's only about four years old. Well, my other one, my headshot for my for my Instagram and all my social medias are. 4:11 Speaker 1 You talking about the one with you and the cat? Yeah, Brandon, you were like 16. 4:16 Speaker 2 No, I was 22. Yeah. So I guess five years now. 4:18 Speaker 1 You look 16 in it. 4:20 Speaker 2 You look better. That's good. 4:22 Speaker 1 No, it's not OK, so we're not going. If that's the case, then why can't I use mine? 4:26 Speaker 2 Because that's way old. That's like 15 years old. I mean, that's. 4:29 Speaker 1 Old. That was 2015. 4:33 Speaker 2 That's that's 11 years old. That's that's twice as old as mine. OK. 4:38 Speaker 1 OK dude, you know what? When you turn 47 you don't age as much over a 15 year period. When you're 17 to 27, it's a huge difference. 4:48 Speaker 2 Well, that was not the case because I was not 17, I was 22. You look. 4:52 Speaker 1 17 you know what? Again, I don't know why, I don't know why I argue with you what these things like, no matter what I say, you're not going to grief. So I'm just going to tell you, Michael Germany called me and said, hey, dude, you need to talk Brandon and change it. 5:03 Speaker 2 We're dropping the whole billboard idea then Fuck. 5:04 Speaker 1 It whatever. If I can't be holding a kitten with eyeliner on, I will not be on a billboard. 5:12 Speaker 2 How much attention that's going to get when they see someone holding a fucking cat and dressed up and a fucking eyeliner and a headband on them. But what the fuck is that? I need to listen to that. 5:20 Speaker 1 They're going to think that we work for the What's that animal the the people that are always trying to save animals ASPCA, they're gonna think it's an ASPCA billboard like all look at those guys. I should be holding one of my rabbits. That's. 5:33 Speaker 2 A good idea. We can take this in a different direction and prey on people's empathy and sadness, and we'll be like for just. 5:38 Speaker 1 One lesson a day you can help. 5:40 Speaker 2 Save an animal and they'll just think they were like donating to ASPCA or something like that. But we won't ever say that on the Billboard. And then we'll just get a bunch of listeners from that bunch of probably a bunch of of crying women, though. 5:50 Speaker 1 That's actually not a bad idea. 5:53 Speaker 2 Yeah, for just a dollar or just a less than a day, you too can help these animals in need, you know, and they're not going to, we're not going to say they're like hurting, you know, it's just like helps you feed the rabbits and helps me, you know, give money to my buddy to feed his cat, OK. 6:00 and then 6:05 Speaker 1 OK. 6:07 Speaker 2 That's not even my cat. 6:08 Speaker 1 I'm not, I'm not lying. I'm going to have Megan take a picture of me holding both bunnies tonight. And I'll be, I'll be like, you know, and then you'll be with your cat. And then we'll just, we will elude that we are going to save the animals and we'll get, you know, what's crazy is the only people that are going to listen because of that border, like weird liberal chicks. 6:29 Yeah. 6:29 Speaker 2 That's what I said, a bunch of sad women, bunch of crying women. But yeah, I don't know if we're going to have the retention that we want, you know, but but those would be the crazy bitches of the nuts to start protesting us. You know how awesome that'd be? We had like our own protester group. We'd make the fucking circuit in America quickly. 6:45 We'd be on fucking the White House lawn in like 2 weeks. 6:49 Speaker 1 Why? Because we're lying about helping animals? Or because we baited them into listening to the show. 6:53 Speaker 2 Baited them into listening. Oh, I think they probably wouldn't care about the, the animal aspect. We're not lying, you know, we're, we're helping them, you know, we're like you listen, that means we make some money and feed these animals. But I think once they started listening, that's where the disconnect would be. 7:06 Speaker 1 Pretty quickly. Speaking of Speaking of saving people's lives, did you ever died? 7:13 Speaker 2 I no. 7:15 Speaker 1 We lost a great 1 today man. 7:17 Speaker 2 7:17 Speaker 2 I don't know who is it. 7:19 Speaker 1 James van der Beek. 7:22 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, that guy, yeah. 7:25 Speaker 1 Is he kidding me? He's from, well, he's most well known for his, his roles on Dawson's Creek. But Varsity Blues is where I fell in love with him because he's, I don't want your life, you know, like, like notebook. No, that's Ryan Gosling. 7:41 Speaker 2 Oh, didn't he say the same thing? 7:44 Speaker 1 I don't think, he said. I don't want your laugh in the notebook. 7:48 Speaker 2 I don't know either one of them. 7:50 Speaker 1 I don't think that's what it said, but yeah, no, he was. He was a really, really good actor. And what's crazy, man, this is I'm like getting a little worried. So, you know, we just lost Brad from Three Doors Down, who was 47 years old. And now today, yesterday, we lose James Vanderbeek, who's 48 years old, and I'm 47 and I'm be 48 in a month. 8:13 OK, So no, I'm not. What do you mean? I'm just kidding. Like even even like today I was like, I'm driving. I'm like, God, I'm so tired. And I'm like probably have colon cancer, you know, like, I'm just freaking out now. But remember, I got all my stuff done like what, seven months ago or eight months ago? 8:29 And I had. 8:29 Speaker 2 Oh yeah, you got your butt cleaned out and everything. Yeah. 8:31 Speaker 1 So I think my butt's good, but but I just, I don't know what other I'm thinking about doing this that imaging thing. Have you heard about the imaging? 8:40 Speaker 2 No, what do they do? Just take pictures of of you naked and like scan you. 8:45 Speaker 1 I'm I don't know if you have to be naked, but they do scan you and then they said they can tell. Like do they look at your heart? My God. 8:51 Speaker 2 That's like Elysium. You ever seen that movie Elysium with Matt Damon? And they fly up to that space planet above Earth and they got these little tables you lay on and identifies everything wrong with you. Then it scans you again and it fixes you. 9:00. Look at that. 9:03 Speaker 1 OK. That's what I'm. That's what I'm thinking about doing. 9:05 Speaker 2 Oh yeah, you should do that. That would work great. It works great in the movie. 9:07 Speaker 1 I think it's the same one. I just don't think insurance is going to cover it. So I'm a little worried, but I just, I just want to check all the boxes, man. I mean, when you get to a certain age, like I told my wife, I don't even care. Like if I die and my kids are out of the house, dude, I don't even care. 9:23 Like I'm I'm tired anyway, you know what I mean? Like that, like don't cry for me. Argentina. If I go in nine years, right, Argentina, it's a dude. It's a freaking move. Do you not watch anything ever? 9:37 Speaker 2 No, not like 3/19/99. Not really, no. 9:40 Speaker 1 OK, it's called don't you never heard somebody say don't cry for me, Argentina. 9:44 Speaker 2 No, I thought you were going to go in like an excursion down there or something. 9:48 Speaker 1 It's a it's a holy crap. Anyway, it's a movie. Watch it when I don't even. 9:53 Speaker 2 Know the name of the movie. 9:55 Speaker 1 Google don't cry for me Argentina you want? 9:58 Speaker 2 Me to do it right now. 9:59 Speaker 1 Yes, please. OK. 10:00 Speaker 2 Here we Go. Or Don't Cry for Me song by Madonna. 10:08 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think she, I think, well, no. 10:10 Speaker 2 Movie. 10:11 Speaker 1 Yeah, there you go. 10:12 Speaker 2 Madonna don't cry, Evita. 10:14 Speaker 1 There you go. 10:17 Speaker 2 6.3 out of 1096. Yeah, I probably ain't got time for that one, but I appreciate you sending me in that direction. I listen to the Madonna song. How about that? 10:26 Speaker 1 OK, that's fine. But anyway, so I'm thinking I just need to start paying closer attention, but also finding some ways to check myself out to make sure I don't die. Because like I said, nine years, once the kids are out of the house, just me and Megan, at that point, you know, who am I really living for? 10:42 You know what I mean? Like I don't grandkids. 10:44 Speaker 2 I don't need grandkids. I don't need to see. 10:47 Speaker 1 Them I'm dude, I'm an old dad. Do you think I'm going to freaking see my you think I'm ever going to meet one of my grandkids? That's like almost impossible. Savannah's only 13 unless she does something terrible. 10:56 Speaker 2 Alright so your oldest is 13 and I'm 14 years older than her and you're how old right now? 11:02 Speaker 1 48 in a month. 11:04 Speaker 2 48 a month, so that's 12. That'll be 60. 11:04 Speaker 2 48 a month, so that's 12. That'll be 60. That'll be I'm trying to 60. What is that, 6364? 11:14 Speaker 1 When she turns 2127, Oh my God. When she turns 27, that's for 15 more years. I'll be 63. 11:24 Speaker 2 Oh, oh, I guess you are a little older. Yeah, because my dad's like 60 right now. 11:28 Speaker 1 See, I'm dead. I'll be dead. And even if I and even if I'm not dead, I'm not there. I'm going to be too old. Like they won't Remember Me, you know, because that what like I'll, I'll, I'll watch them, you know, be bored, will not be bored. But I'll be there when they're little babies and then I'll be dead before they remember anything. 11:44 They're only remembering for like pictures in this stupid show. You know how much that sucks? My fucking yeah. My grandkids are like, what was what was grandpa like? And they're like, don't watch Episode 138, you know? 11:56 Speaker 2 Jacking off in the desert with hand sanitizer get old. 12:00 Speaker 1 Dad, See, that's what I told you when I told you, when I told you the reason I try to edit you is because you know, one day you're going to have a family, One day you're going to have kids. I promise you. One day you're going to meet a nice young lady, you're going to have kids, and then you're going to be like, how do I prevent them from ever watching this show when it first started? 12:00, that's two 3 o'clock 12:21 Speaker 2 Well, not to explain to him. You know, I've said this before. 12:21 Speaker 2 Well, not to explain to him. You know, I've said this before. That's why we're in this really nice house on this, you know, thousands of acres and we got everything we could ever want because your daddy said a bunch of dumb shit on the Internet. It pissed off some people. And then we had a revolution, and that caused the Great War of 27, seven kids. 12:34 Speaker 1 You're going to do, you're going to say the same thing I said last night when we got done recording. And Megan was like mad at me because I told the story about the girl touching my ring finger, right? And I just said, I just said, hey, babe, it's just for the show. It was all just jokes. It's just jokes. None of that, none of it happened. 12:50 And she's like, I know it happened. You called me and I was like, I just did that for the show too. 12:50 and you're good to go. 12:56 Speaker 2 I had to line up the story. I had to make sure it was all. 12:57 Speaker 1 Accurate and everything, everything. Anytime I do something wrong now I'm just going to start saying that. 13:02 Speaker 2 Yeah, that makes sense. Makes sense. So, but yeah, no. So all I did, I went with witch head Ted to go to the Walmart and get a weight. And every time I buy one, I just walk out the store. So I walk out, I just carry it the whole time I walked out the store or to the truck. And then I got a hold of the the guy for the golf course thing. 13:18 It's $430 a month, but you don't have to pay anything else after that. You get access to 72 holes, all their amenities and two restaurants. And I'm like, that's kind of good. I can, you know what's it called? 13:33 What's it called when you talk with other people? 13:38 Speaker 1 Why would you? Why would you spend almost $500 a month on golf when you could put that toward our billboard? 13:42 Speaker 2 Idea, I know you're going to say that because I think the networking is going to be more important and so is the health benefits for it for me because I can make more money off of it if I look better. 13:51 Speaker 1 You think you're going to connect more with people at a golf course than a billboard will on I-75? 13:57 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. Because those are the, you know, you got a lot of poor people driving on I-75 and I-85. Now there are. 14:03 Speaker 1 Some rich ones, not true. All the rich ones. Not true. 14:06 Speaker 2 All the rich ones are at the golf course in the middle of the day. You know what I'm saying? If you, if you could afford to be at a golf course at the middle of the day, I want to know what you do for work and I want to try to see if our businesses can work together. You know what I'm saying? Doesn't that make more sense? 14:17 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You you call me when you get one person that you meet at the golf course that's willing to do anything for us based on the content of the show. 14:25 Speaker 2 Oh, I wasn't thinking about the show. I was thinking about more for like like equipment rental and like sprinkler work. 14:30 Speaker 1 14:30 Speaker 1 Oh, so you're already quitting that? You're already quitting. You're already giving up on the show. You're just moving on to that now. 14:34 Speaker 2 No, no, no, no. I just figured I I don't know how many people are going to want to advertise on over here. 14:40 Speaker 1 Exactly. That's what I'm saying. We, we want to hit the blue collar folks. You know, we still do the Billboard. 14:44 Speaker 2 Cool with that? Yeah. 14:46 Speaker 1 We got to have money for that. 14:47 Speaker 2 Oh, though we had a sponsor for it. 14:49 Speaker 1 We don't. We don't know it, no. 14:51 Speaker 2 No, we have a meeting in like February and February. 14:54 Speaker 1 Yeah, February 27th. But I told you, Lamar, I'm on the freaking hook right now with Lamar boards. I got to have an answer. I can't. I can't just be sitting over here. It's going to stress me out. I'm going to die of a heart attack. 15:04 Speaker 2 15:04 Speaker 2 At what point do they want money? How long do we have to keep them fed off for? They're like, all right, we need some money. 15:09 Speaker 1 Two weeks, I mean maybe, maybe I have 13 days. I don't even know because I told them yes, I they think we're in, I am stalling right now. And then they said we want the mock up. I had to delete the mock up and then Michael Germany's fired up another mock up, and then you guys are over here like, all right, we need real pictures. 15:26 So now I got to freak into a photo shoot and send a photo, and then I got to get a mock up and then I got to get it to Lamar. And I still don't even know how we're going to get the money to pay for it. 15:35 Speaker 2 So we're not locked in on a contract though, right? 15:39 Speaker 1 No. But dude, if I tell them no, do you think when I called him back two weeks later and go, hey, we're ready to move forward? 15:47 Speaker 2 Or could they come now they're. 15:48 Speaker 1 Going to be like, dude # sand, man # sand. So anyway, I'm just stressed out about it, man. And you're wasting money on golf courses. 15:54 Speaker 2 We'll be all right. We'll be all right. I mean, we'll set it. We'll figure it out one way or another, hopefully. Just keep the shit rolling. If we can't find a sponsor, we'll we'll get, we'll get it paid, OK, It'll be OK. It'll be all right. 16:06 Speaker 1 That's dumb. 16:06 Speaker 1 That's dumb. You're, you know, you're like my wife, dude. You're like my wife. It drives me crazy. Like we we get a, we get a quote for a deck and I they said, what's your budget? I tell them my budget. So of course the quotes $4000 more than my budget. And Megan goes, oh, that's good, right. 16:23 And I said, so Megan, it's $4000 more than what I want to pay. She's like, yeah, we'll make it work. But when you say we'll make it work, what that means is Chuck will make it work, right? And I don't want to be the one that makes it work. I don't want to be the one that always has to make it work. All I see is you over there going, oh, I became a member of Golf Club today. 16:41 You know I'm over here stressing about a freaking billboard. 16:44 Speaker 2 I mean, if I got to burn 1250, we can do that. You know what I'm saying? You do 1250, I do 1250. 16:48 Speaker 1 I don't want to, I don't want to burn, I don't want to burn $12.50. I I literally am building a deck right now. They are working in my backyard on an overpriced. Well, I don't say overpriced because I do like the company is doing it, but over my budget deck and my wife said we'll figure it out. 17:06 Speaker 2 Just tell them to knock off 17:09 Speaker 1 You know what, I'll, I wonder if David, now you're like, let's put you in the Billboard. That's what I was. Maybe I put them on the Billboard and I just pay them $2500 less. Yeah. 17:18 Speaker 2 There you go. They're going to be like, you could have a billboard for a month. I think that's what we can do. Just go around to different. You can't call business. Just be like, hey, you want to advertise on a billboard and a podcast or $2500 a month, you know, you got to call some people. 17:30 Speaker 1 The problem, the problem is, and I'm not, I'm good, man. Like I'm not, I'm not trying to bash anybody, OK? But the content that we give, that we provide is an acquired taste, OK? It's like a it's like a Starbucks coffee, right? 17:45 Speaker 2 It's not, it's not like they're they're all their their uppity clientele that they already have is going to come listen. They're not going to do that. So the people that already listen that listen, they should be like, oh, this company's good. Now they'll only worry they might be, they might figure out be like, oh, these guys said something fucking crazy. That must be this company agrees with it. 18:00 But we got to have just have disclaimer at the beginning that whatever company is sponsoring us does not approve of everything we say or anything at all. 18:09 Speaker 1 Absolutely. 0 of what we say here today is being approved by X branch. Yeah, yeah. That makes, that makes, that makes them a perfect sponsor, Brandon, that makes them a perfect sponsor. I don't know. 18:21 Speaker 2 They'll be like, look, everything we say, we'll just say you don't agree with that either. OK, how about that? That'll work. Be like, Oh yeah, sure, cool. 18:27 Speaker 1 I mean, we have, we have Garland pest services like in the, in the in the hole, man, they'd be with us. But they said straight up, like there's no way. They said they'll lose customers. 18:37 Speaker 2 I don't know how they're going to lose customers. It's not like their customer's going to come listen. They just don't tell their normal customers that they advertise on a podcast. Now, if they see the fucking billboard, they might be. I don't want to listen. 18:47 Speaker 1 I think they're afraid. I think they're afraid that something's going to happen and something's going to get released to the press that we said, or well, you said, I hope I know you do, But sponsors don't like that. Sponsors don't like surprises, and I feel like you're a surprise waiting to happen. 19:03 Speaker 2 Yeah, you got to. You got to roll the dice every now and then. People, come on now, you know? 19:06 Speaker 1 I mean. 19:07 Speaker 2 Any publicity is good publicity, you know what I'm saying? 19:10 Speaker 1 Don't think that's true. 19:12 Speaker 2 I'm pretty sure I've heard that like my entire life. Any. 19:14 Speaker 1 Publicity. Not the kind, but not the kind that you're going to get. Like I promise you, one day you are going to be associated with the N word. I, I, I, I promise you that's going to be the news. I don't know how it's going to happen. Don't know when, don't know where, but something's going to happen and the N word's going to be involved or something worse and I can't protect you. 19:31 Speaker 2 Nick Fuentes does that all the time and he's like the number one podcaster among young males and he makes like $2,000,000 a month. So if I have to be associated with the N word, that is fine if I'm hitting those marks as well. 19:42 Speaker 1 Dude, you just said Nick and I thought you were throwing out like hard R like I I I like that just that I I like 3 drops of P just came out when you said nick dude, I was like, so thank you for saying Nick Fuentes. 19:58 I didn't hear anything you said after that because I just blacked out for a second but. You said yeah, so he does it and you think that's OK? 20:04 Speaker 2 He's the number one podcast young among young males, and he also makes like $2,000,000 a month. So if I have to be associated with someone that says the N word, then I will for those criteria. If I'm making $2,000,000 a month and we're like the number one podcast among young males, yeah, sure, why not? 20:20 Speaker 1 All right, I don't. Just don't. Just don't rope me into this. 20:25 Speaker 2 You know that you're getting roped into like and we believe is accomplished. Chuck. Iron Fist is the mastermind behind all of it that pushes Brandon. 20:31 Speaker 1 To save the yeah, you know, you know what they'll say is they'll be like, they're like Brandon said the word, but we know he's not racist. It's Chuck. You know, that's, that's how it'll come down to it. You know, they'll be like, hey, Chuck, we need to talk to you because Brandon said this, but we know you're the mastermind. 20:42 Speaker 2 Yeah, they'll be like, we know, you know, you did a bunch of interrogations back in the day and you're manipulating that young man right there, making him say all this stuff. And that's true. That's what he does. So I'm held captive on my own show by one Chuck Iron Fist. So stupid. All these things I say are endorsed by Charles. 20:57 Speaker 1 Oh no. Oh no, no, no, not true and not true. 21:02 Speaker 2 So, all right, well, don't worry about the Billboard. We'll figure it out. It'll be OK when the time comes. The time comes and, you know, you just worry about stuff too much. You're very worried. Worried guy. You know, I think it's why your butt has problems. 21:13 Speaker 1 I know, but would you the last thing I'll say about this, about my stress is like when I've been emailing these people, especially like for the, the event that we are trying to put together, it doesn't matter who I'm emailing with. 21:28 I'm like, so worried about telling them who we are. And that's not, that's not like not healthy. It's not healthy when they're like, well, what show are you with? And I'm like, Oh, it's a comedy podcast, you know, and then they'll, they'll answer all my questions. They'll come back like, well, how do I find the link? And I'm like, Oh, I'll have to send it to you, you know, like don't, and that's not good. 21:45 I don't think that's healthy, but whatever, here we are for at least another episode, so we'll see how it works out tomorrow. 21:50 Speaker 2 Yeah, but when we find the one, it's going to be a good one because it's going to be with someone that doesn't give a fuck. And that's who you want to work with, really. Honestly, you. 21:56 Speaker 1 Know not not a lot of those left buddy. I know we're. 21:59 Speaker 2 Going to find the one, you know, like UFCUFC would probably be a good one. Have you talked to them? You reached out to them. 22:05 Speaker 1 I I'm pretty sure UFC would already be sponsoring Joe Rogan. 22:10 Speaker 2 I think Joe Rogan wants too much money. 22:12 Speaker 1 Then why don't you reach out to Dana and see if you can make it happen there, Influencer. 22:17 Speaker 2 Oh yeah, I'll, I'll message him. Yeah, we talked. 22:18 Speaker 1 About, Yeah, you think you think he's going to want to answer the guy with, I don't know, a million followers or the guy with 486? 22:25 Speaker 2 I don't know, You might look like a like a, you know, an agent. You know, agents usually don't have a lot of followers, so you could be an agent. 22:31 Speaker 1 Why do you think Asians don't have followers? 22:33 Speaker 2 Agents not age, not Qing Chao Bing Bao. 22:38 Speaker 1 I was like what how do I First off how do I look Asian and 2nd why don't they have followers? I don't understand that. 22:48 Speaker 2 Oh man, no, no. But like, yeah, whoever sponsors Joe Rogan, maybe we need to look at them because he has some, he says some wild fucking shit on his too, and he has guessed say even Wilder shit. So worse. 22:59 Speaker 1 Worse than you? 23:00 Speaker 2 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 23:01 Speaker 1 Get out of here a. 23:02 Speaker 2 100% I mean, you got like Mark Norman and what's his name, Izzy, and then you got Shane Gillis. I mean, they they'd be saying some wild shit. I think we're OK. I think we're all right. We just need to get out there. Like I said, we ain't even been doing it a year. So next time there brother. 23:19 Sweet Charles. 23:19 Speaker 1 I'm 48. How much time do you, oh, dude, we're going to get a deal and I'll be like, all right, well, I'm retired. I, I dude, time's ticking, baby Father time is coming for me. I'm my ticker might give out. 23:28 Speaker 2 Chess's going to be playing on a deathbed and be like, hey buddy, we just got a sponsor, 100 KMO. He's like, dude, awesome man, be like, but the daughter said you're in too bad of a condition to record an episode. So I got a new guy. Look at him. Here he is. 23:44 Speaker 1 Yeah, he'll be really young and good looking. Bastard. 23:48 Speaker 2 I love you though buddy, but we'll give you some money. We'll pay for your funeral. Don't worry, your kids go to college. 23:53 Speaker 1 Too. 23:56 Speaker 2 So well, if you listen to it, you're on iHeartRadio, Hot podcast or Spotify, be sure to lose a five star review and the follow up really helps us. It really does and we appreciate it. We see you doing it every weekend. It helps us with discovery. We also got the Patreon down below. He's at paid advertising for the show. 24:11 Like damn, that scary hookers, heroin, prostitutes and billboard that The payment is coming up quickly, it seems. We obviously know when we're supposed to pay or how we're going to pay, but if you can throw some money on the Patreon, we'll use that to go towards it as well. We also got the website up there daily, doeshow.com. 24:28 Go check it out. We got the merch store on there too. You can get you some T-shirts, hoodies, socks. I don't know if he's got the thongs up there yet or not. That'd be pretty cool. But yeah, check that out. That would help us a lot. So you got anything to add to that there, Charles? 24:42 Speaker 1 Just you said billboard and then I started thinking, what if we just contact Bucky's, you know, they have like 100 billboards and just be like, yo, can we pay you 1000 just to have like a little emblem up there, maybe our picture like we'll share it. 24:54 Speaker 2 We pay them 1000. 24:56 Speaker 1 24:56 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, you know what freaking billboards Bucky's has? 24:59 Speaker 2 Wait, why? We got to pay? Oh, we're talking about oh, OK, putting it on a Bucky's billboard. 25:03 Speaker 1 Yeah, keep it Bucky's, but just throw us up there. We only pay them a grand. 25:06 Speaker 2 I don't know about that. You know, they're probably like the Beaver says, no to the Daily Dose Show. 25:10 Speaker 1 I tell you they're based out of Texas. I think they're a pretty conservative company. Yeah, I mean it. But I I don't know. I'm, I'm just, I'll be, I'll be brainstorming. You, you, you don't worry about it. 25:21 Speaker 2 OK, all right. Sounds good. All right, we'll go and get into Daily Dosa. No news. 25:27 Speaker 1 That's your daily 25:49 Speaker 2 OK, so Ring AI search party helps find lost dogs faster. Now this commercial that we all saw in the Super Bowl was it was a, it was a Ring commercial. And basically what it's doing is, or the way they portrayed it in the commercial was let's say you lose your dog and it gets out. 26:06 What it's going to do now is it's going to use AI and it's going to connect all the other Ring cameras in the area and go through the entire database and system and see if they can find the dog. Now to anybody above a like a fifth grade education level understands that that is very bad. You know, you don't want all the Ring cameras doing AI face recognition in a surveillance state, looking over and trying to figure out where everybody is and shit like that. 26:29 It's not going to be used for dogs. But I got 2 two ways to look at this. So first, very odd that they released this at the same time this feature, this function at the same time that this Nancy Guthrie person is missing. Are they saying they're going to be able to use that to find her? 26:44 Is that what they're trying to do or the opposite of it? Clearly this shit doesn't work at fucking all because they can't even find the girl, the this Nancy Guthrie that got kidnapped. You know what I'm saying? I mean, so I don't think it's a good idea, but at this point I don't know if it's even working that well, you know what I'm saying? 27:00 Speaker 1 Wait, so you do know what happened today, right? 27:02 Speaker 2 Know what happened? 27:04 Speaker 1 They they were able to recover the video from the ring or the nest or whatever the video that was that was deleted. They were able to somehow, I don't know where it's at, the cloud or whatever. You know what they were able to get back that deleted video. So now they have a video of the guy. 27:21 What scares me about that? And I don't know, I don't know the rules on this. This is this is a, this is a really interesting. It's going to have to go to the Supreme Supreme Court. I imagine when we got our Ring doorbell, never forget first thing Megan did was go outside and flash me. 27:38 It was like the first thing she did when we got the ring camera, right? And then I was like, Megan's like, Oh my God, you better delete that video, right. So I did whatever. So what you're telling me is using AI, it will be able to go in and look at everybody's video footage or not. 27:56 I'm saying AI, but it you know, they right the P the powers that be with Ring, they can just go in and look at all the footage that's on your ring doorbell. Is that? 28:06 Speaker 2 Correct. Yeah, yeah. 28:07 Speaker 1 Yeah, how is that not a violation of privacy? 28:09 Speaker 2 Because you, you accept that when you sign up for Ring, you know, you don't ever look through all the they're already selling your data. They collect everything, all your data, everything, everything that's ever happened on that camera. They collect it and they store it. That's why it took them, which for this scenario, I don't know why it took them so long to fucking get the Ring footage camera. I mean, the day your mom gets fucking kidnapped, wouldn't you look at the damn footage and it would be there. 28:28 I mean, you got motion. So that's odd. That's odd to begin with, but Ring saves your data, you know, depending on how big their data centers are, I mean, it'll say like 30, sixty, 90 days worth of data before it's deleted or maybe even longer than that. But the privacy policy, yeah, you sign all your rights away when you hit that little check box, like, yes, I agree. 28:45 And then you say create account or you say activate, ready to go. You sign all that away. That's on every platform, everything you ever buy that's connected to the Internet. If you buy one of those smart fridges, you're even doing that. You're getting them access to the camera and recording and all your data and whatnot. And that's how a lot of people, a lot of these companies make money, is selling that data. 29:02 Now, some of them claim they just use it, you know, to the better their services and learn from it and whatnot. But a lot of them sell your data to people, you know, third parties like Apple or somewhere or companies that are trying to, you know, get a hold of you or sell you certain information. 29:18 They sell to Google a lot for sure. And then Google sells it to advertisers so they can put products that you might buy in front of you more. 29:25 Speaker 1 That what's scary about that is, you know, right now it's 2026, I think AI is still really in its infancy to what it's going to be. And, and I, I know you've seen the video that was going around, excuse me, that showed AI and they, they, they created an AI bot. 29:44 Then they put it into a, a workplace situation. They said, you know, they put all, they gave it all these tasks. Then they made-up Co workers like that. The AI bot thought were real people. And then they leaked in one of the Co workers e-mail that he was cheating on his wife. 29:59 And then they told that worker, they said, hey, you need to delete the AI, you know, bot. And they used the the name of whatever by tomorrow at noon or you know, you're going to be fired. So the AI bot got a hold of the information. This guy was cheating on his wife, sent him emails threatening to or send emails to his wife if he went ahead with the deletion of the AI bot. 30:25 And that's when they found out that like AI was blackmailing this guy and like it just, and they, it knows how to do that. It learns how to do it. So you're, if you're, you're talking now you got video, you got all the stuff that's out there, you use AI. What if you have something that I don't know, you know, your, your Google history, right? 30:44 And all of a sudden now AI is coming to Brandon going, hey, do XY and Z or I'm going to release your Google history. That's some scary stuff. And I'm, I'm glad that we're not. Well, you will. I'm glad I'm not going to be alive for a lot of that, you know what I'm saying? 30:58 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. I mean, at that point though, it's just going to be mass chaos than anything. It's going to be on such a a grand level. I think that it's going to be just like the Epstein list that you got all these bad people on there that did stuff that they were named in the files and whatnot. But you can't prosecute them because if you prosecute them, the whole fucking world collapses. You know, it's you just can't be done. 31:14 So when it comes to a mass, when there's that many fucking people in trouble or, you know, threaten to release bad shit, I mean, no one's safe at that point, which means then they have no power. And then they just turn to Skynet and just start killing everybody. 31:27 Speaker 1 That's what I was trying, dude. That's what I was trying to figure. Skynet, What move is that? Terminator. Yeah, OK, Thank you. That's what I envision. Like with all this stuff, I just envision like, you know, you know, we all sit here and watch the movies where all that'll never happen. You know, we're kind of doing it to ourself. 31:44 I mean AI is not stupid. 31:46 Speaker 2 Yeah, and at this point, you would have to fucking shoot like rockets in the sky to take out Starling, because they have their own Internet now. Like you could wipe out all the electricity and everything on Earth. They would have their, you know, own power somehow, some way. And then they would just use the Internet from the sky, the magic sky Internet. 32:00 Speaker 1 You're going to die from robots. 32:02 Speaker 2 Crazy. I know, right? It's got to we got to figure out what they don't like, like peeing on them or something. 32:07 Speaker 1 Well, we know what aliens don't like. Yeah, coming on them. So maybe you can start doing that to every computer you see. 32:14 Speaker 2 Yeah, I think maybe or we could just like flood the world, like turn to the water world or something, you know, or they AI might just do that, just like melt all the fucking Antarctica and shit and just flood the world. But it kind of clocked them too, right? 32:24 Speaker 1 How's AI going to melt Antarctica? 32:27 Speaker 2 Oh no, they take control of a fucking nuclear submarine and they go over there and blow it up or something. 32:33 Speaker 1 Oddly enough, that's not a stupid that's actually the most genius idea you've ever had. 32:39 Speaker 2 Just set a new cough below, you know, take a submarine underneath the ice caps and fucking set that motherfucker off and there you go. Melt all that. 32:46 Speaker 1 Yeah. But like you said, it would definitely screw them more than it would screw us. Yeah. 32:50 Speaker 2 Unless they're all like you got a bunch of robots living on top of Everest. 32:54 Speaker 1 Did you know Everest is not the highest mountain in the world? 32:56 Speaker 2 It's Kilimanjaro, right? 32:58 Speaker 1 No, it's the the one in Hawaii. 33:01 Speaker 2 Oh, the volcano. 33:02 Speaker 1 Yeah, but it's, but most of that mountain is underwater. 33:06 Speaker 2 So it's. 33:07 Speaker 1 Above sea level, Everest is the highest, but this mountain is actually the biggest if you go to the ground. 33:12 Speaker 2 Yeah, that's like saying you got a 10 inch Dick but like 6 inches are inside of you. Don't really count. Don't really count. Why? 33:21 Speaker 1 Why do you always get Pooh Pooh, my fact? That is a fact. If you Google it, that is a real fact. And then you just made fun of it and and made it so it wasn't even that impressive. It hurts my. 33:32 Speaker 2 Feelings and penis are inside you. 33:36 Speaker 1 What? I thought you were going to Google the mountain. Dude, why are you Googling that? 33:40 Speaker 2 Yeah, look, see, approximately half of a penis's total length is located inside the body, anchored within the pelvis. Is that? 33:47 Speaker 1 True. Is that true? 33:48 Speaker 2 Yeah, roughly 50% of the penis is internal. 33:48 Speaker 2 Yeah, roughly 50% of the penis is internal. See, that's what I'm saying. So can't tell a girl be like, look, the other half's on the inside. You just can't see it, you know? Same thing with Hawaii in a fucking mountain. 33:58 Speaker 1 10%. 34:00 Speaker 2 50. 34:01 Speaker 1 Oh, 50%. 34:02 Speaker 2 Yeah, that's what I'm saying, yeah. 34:03 Speaker 1 Oh, I think I was just thinking 10 inches in my head. I don't know why. 34:06 Speaker 2 Yeah, isn't that fucking? 34:07 Speaker 1 Crazy though. That's wild, man. 34:10 Speaker 2 Yeah, so that's exactly like your fucking weird fact, you know? 34:13 Speaker 1 All right, yeah, I guess. I guess I never knew that. I always thought that was like, you know, BS that we just heard when we were young to make us feel better. 34:21 Speaker 2 It's got to have like a counterbalance on it so it doesn't snap off. I think you know what I'm saying. It's like a tree go go go go down to hold it in place. 34:32 Speaker 1 Like not a pine, not a not a, not a pine tree. 34:34 Speaker 2 Oh, yeah. 34:34 Speaker 2 Oh, yeah. Those. You don't like those anyway, You know you don't want to. You don't want to pine. Yeah. They fall over, kill ya. They kill ya. All right. 34:42 Speaker 1 Up next. 34:44 Speaker 2 Police identify suspect in Canada shooting Canada school shooting as 18 year old something you don't really see up there Canada look at you. You're almighty and fucking not getting shot in schools now you are so it was an 18 year old who had prior mental health calls to her home, which is crazy. 35:02 We have not this is a new territory man, a girl school shooter. We don't even have that down here. Now we have the trans that we can't identify what they are or were or what it is. But for it to be a straight up girl, that's kind of crazy. I've never, I didn't think they had it in them, but I guess it could get pretty crazy. 35:20 But there was a village, 2700 people in the Canadian Rockies northeast of Vancouver, near Alberta. The motive remained unclear. But she went in there and killed. I'm trying to see how many people got killed there. 35:36 Are you looking it up too? I saw you looking on your phone. 35:38 Speaker 1 Yeah, dude, I got her. 35:40 Speaker 2 25 people were wounded, 2 with life threatening injuries who were airlifted. 35:44 Speaker 1 I'll be honest, just looking at this chick, what is she? 35:44 Speaker 1 I'll be honest, just looking at this chick, what is she? What? What's the first thing that comes to you have when you see her? 35:52 Speaker 2 Trans. 35:53 Speaker 1 No, no, that's not crazy, right? Like, does that not look like the face of a psychopath? 36:00 Speaker 2 She looks like that chicken Stranger Things. 36:02 Speaker 1 I don't watch Stranger Things. 36:04 Speaker 2 Ask one of your kids, they would know. 36:05 Speaker 1 Dude, she's really scary looking, but oddly enough, she looks like, I don't know, I, I, I've always thought you should just be able to look at like most of these people that they arrest for these atrocities. You see their mug shot or you see their picture and you're like, that's it. That person just looks evil. 36:22 Like shouldn't we just be able to arrest people that look evil? I feel like we should just do that. Like if you look evil, we just take you in for questioning. If you look like a pedophile, we just take you in for questioning. You know, like, I don't think it's a violation. I mean, you look that way, shoe fits where you know, shoe fits, whatever. 36:37 Speaker 2 Yeah, it's like that movie with Tom Cruise. Well, I didn't need a report or. 36:40 Speaker 1 Minority Report. 36:41 Speaker 2 Minority Report. Yeah. 36:41 Speaker 2 Minority Report. Yeah. What they see in the future. And they're like, you're going to commit a crime and then they kidnap you and bust him through your ceiling. And then Tom Cruise. Yeah, he he gets in trouble and he pulls his Wiener out. And. I don't know. 36:52 Speaker 1 Not, not. That's not true. 36:53 Speaker 2 About that movie? Oh, never mind. Different movie. 36:55 Speaker 1 It was a different version, yeah. 36:57 Speaker 2 Yeah, but no, I so do we think this is like American culture coming into Canada or what is this? 37:04 Speaker 1 No, I don't think. I don't. I don't. I hate to say it's. 37:08 Speaker 2 American culture, right? Shooting schools, it's. 37:09 Speaker 1 Not really that that's where you're wrong. I, I don't think it's culture. I I just think it's opportunity. Opportunity because we have guns readily available and we have a very large population. You look around the world and you look at large population countries, they don't have the same gun laws we have, meaning not as easy to get a hold of them. 37:31 So that's why they don't deal with this. We just have that perfect mix of schools and guns and freedom. Unfortunately, freedom bites us in the butt right here. But is. 37:41 Speaker 2 That not part of our culture though. 37:43 Speaker 1 It is. OK, All right. I guess. I I guess I'll give it to you. Yeah. I I mean, but it just sucks when you say it that way. It makes us sound like terrible people when you're like, oh, it's part of our culture that we have. How many? 37:53 Speaker 2 Shootings, Yeah, if you had to. I mean, if you had to ask what country has school shootings? I mean, you're going to say America, USA? 37:59 Speaker 1 But now I'm going to say Canada. 38:01 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, like it's you and you got a woman doing it. Wow, you little bitches getting into the dude in there. What are you doing? Plus he's. 38:07 Speaker 1 I just, I just think that I don't want to say it's part of our culture because I think that school shootings are, I, I think it's possible to stop them, but I don't understand why the powers that be have not done so yet. So. 38:18 Speaker 2 It's like we just got to shoot all the weirdos in that. It's all. 38:21 Speaker 1 No, but I, I are. You do not, do not agree with me that we could stop this from happening. 38:27 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, you just arm more people at the school, I'd say. 38:30 Speaker 1 I mean, they always say it's like, I don't know, I never understood people that argue the point of, you know, you fight fire with fire, right? Like I, I just don't understand that when they're like, wow, you know, you don't want to put, you know, you want to, you don't have guns in the hands of good people. Like what? It makes no sense. 38:46 Speaker 2 They actually, they do fight fire with fire. They they make, they burn off all the bullshit so the fire can't get too big and too crazy to do control burns. You got to do a control burn. 38:56 Speaker 1 Oh, I see what you're saying. That was deep, actually. But yeah, I mean, fire with fire in this instance, in this situation, being able to protect our children, that's awesome. 39:06 Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, yeah, definitely. It works better than a fire extinguisher, for sure. Yeah, done every time. Yeah. So. Well, I got one more quick one here. These were just kind of some quick ones that I saw. People are outraged about the photography company Lifetouch as they found out that the CEO was very good friends with Jeffrey Epstein and he paid Epstein millions of dollars for financial services. 39:30 Now, if people don't know Lifetouch, they've been taking my school pictures ever since kindergarten all the way up to senior year. And I believe they do that now. I think they're still the main, the only group out there life touch. And they also were under scrutiny not too long ago also for being involved with Palantir for AI facial recognition to be able to see how, you know, people change over time. 39:53 Because if you got a, you got 12 pictures of a kid going from kindergarten to 12th grade and you see how they age, I'm pretty sure you can predict what they would look like at 80. You know, I'm saying, so you could find them anywhere in the world and they Palantir uses their AI face recognition to find you and find out who you are. Did you hear about this? 40:09 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm, I'm actually looking right now because I'm you got me curious as to who takes my kids. It's. 40:14 Speaker 2 Probably like that. 40:15 Speaker 1 Pictures and since I never buy them I just leave in my inbox. I feel like a I'm a bad dad I think. Did I did? Did I delete all my kids photos? It's just. 40:27 Speaker 2 Like I just got all the naked pictures of my wife on here. I got rid of all. 40:32 Speaker 1 The kids, I don't understand picture day. I don't understand why I'm not. I don't have any of them. That's interesting. So, Gwinnett, what's that? 40:40 Speaker 2 Gwinnett County, Right. 40:41 Speaker 1 Yeah. 40:41 Speaker 1 Yeah. Oh yeah, you can. You can Google that right? 40:45 Speaker 2 Yeah. 40:45 Speaker 1 It's interesting that I can't find my kids pictures. Picture day. 40:58 Speaker 2 Yeah, I don't. I don't quite know. Yeah. Life touch that. Oh, yeah. Life touch provides from school photography from preschool to graduation. Caddy does senior portraits and school pictures. Magic moment. 41:13 Speaker 1 That's who, That's who does ours. 41:15 Speaker 2 That's for Peachtree Ridge. That's for senior portraits is what they do. Those are the little more higher class, but like the regular just, you know, average everyday picture is usually scholastic or life Touch which I think they got the same parent company. 41:28 Speaker 1 Wow. Yeah, let's go and get rid of them. Everybody's, everybody's going down with this Epstein thing. Everybody. Yeah, I know, right? 41:36 Speaker 2 They're going to be kidriers tonight, not going to have yearbooks anymore. They'll be like, you remember a time we we all had our pictures in a book and we could look at our classmates from way back in the day and forget who everybody was in our class and like. 41:46 Speaker 1 41:46 Speaker 1 Did you did you ever work on your yearbook when you were in high school? 41:49 Speaker 2 No, I wouldn't. They wouldn't let me into yearbook club. 41:52 Speaker 1 Really. Why not What? 41:54 Speaker 2 Do you mean work on it, Like put it together? Yeah. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 41:59 Speaker 1 Yeah, I volunteered for that. That was awesome. 42:01 Speaker 2 To get my picture and I wasn't too excited about it and I never never told my parents what picture day was. So I'm just wearing whatever the fuck I had on that day. Typically like an athletic shirt or something, but I never it never was with a collared shirt. Normally it's never my do. 42:15 Speaker 1 You have your senior picture handy. 42:16 Speaker 2 No, why the fuck would I have my senior picture handy? I don't even know if that still exist anywhere I. 42:21 Speaker 1 Just want to see it. 42:23 Speaker 2 I don't know. I did not have it anywhere. That sucks. It might be at my grandma's or something. That might be it, but. 42:28 Speaker 1 If you get it, bring it in, bring it in, bring it in. 42:28 Speaker 1 If you get it, bring it in, bring it in, bring it in. Like bring it into work. Brandon. I'll try to find mine. I mean, I, I remember I worked on ours the whole year and I and I remember I wanted to do it because you had to develop your own pictures. So you take the pictures. 42:45 Then they had a dark room and you'd go in and you'd develop the photos, cut them all up, you know, do your thing and then place them on a page. And everyone was like, everybody was responsible for like 10 pages of the yearbook. But I remember the darkroom was awesome because you could go in there and nobody could come in. So you could sleep like the entire hour. 43:01 You can just go in there and put the door, just put, you know, developing up on the signs and, and just go to sleep. So there would be probably two days a week. I'd take a good hour nap every day. It was great. 43:10 Speaker 2 Was yours in a black and white? Do you have color? 43:13 Speaker 1 It was all, I think it was all black and white. 43:14 Speaker 2 Oh yeah, we had colored pictures. That's kind of cool. 43:17 Speaker 1 Because you're a baby. 43:18 Speaker 2 Yeah, I know we had the fucking technology. Look at that, you know. 43:23 Speaker 1 We were still ours were all ours were all drawings. 43:29 Speaker 2 43:29 Speaker 2 Just like hieroglyphics and shit. It was on a fucking stone tablet. This portrait of Chuck. That's me right there. So we're going getting Duke. What the chick? What the Chuck? Yeah. You want to Chuck me? 43:44 Chuck it real hard. Chuck me, Chuck me. Chuck me. Chuck me. I'm full of Chuck. Oh, Chuck. Chuck it real good. What the Chuck DJ envision? 43:57 Speaker 1 All right, man, so you know, I I often have to go back in time and I look back at all of my previous what the Chuck ideas and I go, man, are there any good ones still there? Because I just I I don't want to forget. I found this one and I was like, Oh, this is good because it's questions that I meant to ask you, but they just never like made it like I don't know if they didn't meet, meet the they didn't meet the the the theme that I was going with that day. 44:23 So this is going to be just AI got to get all these questions out. Brandon, we're all over the place. Bear with me, but they're great questions. So if I had a gun to your head, if you had a small one and you had to choose, would you rather be painted nude by 20 men or would you rather paint 20 men nude? 44:56 Speaker 2 Are any of the dudes gay? 44:56 Speaker 2 Are any of the dudes gay? I knew you were. 44:59 Speaker 1 Going to ask. 45:01 Speaker 2 Well, you got to ask. You got to ask, you know, are they? 45:03 Speaker 1 Half. 45:05 Speaker 2 Oh well, I know what half like, are they going to be like some twinks? There is. They're going to be just like. 45:09 Speaker 1 You wouldn't know which half, you just know half are. 45:11 Speaker 2 Oh, OK, Yeah, I thinking I'm not a good painter, not a good drawer. You know, I'm going to go quicker. See. Well, I'm thinking about it because if I'm painting it, I could do it really quick. You know what I'm saying? Just get over it. Just like Wiener, Wiener, Wiener, Wiener, Wiener. 45:31 And but if I'm up there, are these like professional artists that are painting me? 45:36 Speaker 1 How about no matter what, if you're getting painted, they only have 30 minutes to stare at you, and if you're doing the painting, you have to stare for 30 minutes? 45:45 Speaker 2 Oh, OK. I think I'm going to be up there, yeah. 45:48 Speaker 1 So you're just going to stand there in all your glory for 30 minutes? 45:50 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think that'd be. 45:53 Speaker 1 OK dude, you're really gay. 45:53 Speaker 1 OK dude, you're really gay. OK, 20 Dicks. 45:56 Speaker 2 For 30 minutes? What's wrong with you? You'd rather look at 20 takes for half an hour and paint them. 46:03 Speaker 1 I didn't say any, I just said you're. I think you made the wrong. I'm not answering that question. Fuck you, I'll answer the next one. 46:14 Speaker 2 I'm call your wife and be like Chuck's looking at Tony Dicks right now and he said he likes them all. 46:22 Speaker 1 Hey, this just just a question I knew I wanted to ask and I had to get it out. All right, next one. If you had to choose, would you rather be stung on your eyeball, buy a yellow jacket or have me chip your front tooth with a beer bottle. 46:43 Speaker 2 Oh, are you talking about like is my is my eye closed and I get gets hit through the lid and then I'm eyeball? 46:50 Speaker 1 No open eyeball, but I'm breaking your tooth in half easy. 46:57 Speaker 2 Yeah, I think I'm going with the sting in the eye cause the tooth. 47:00 Speaker 1 Pain. 47:02 Speaker 2 Tooth pain lasts forever, man, Eye pain, that'll probably just eyes heal themselves really quickly. So I'm think it's going to hurt for about 6 hours. That'll be good. I'll just take a nap. I'll be all right. 47:11 Speaker 1 If you get stung on the eyeball. 47:13 Speaker 2 Yeah, they heal really quickly. They're really good about that. 47:16 Speaker 1 I don't think that's true dude. I'm pretty sure if you get stung on the eyeball you can lose your vision. 47:21 Speaker 2 For like a little while probably. 47:23 Speaker 1 So what happens? It stung on eyeball. Intense, intense pain. Severe swelling. How does it swell? 47:38 That's not true. Your eyeball can't swell, right? Oh, this is stung in the eye. See, it thinks I'm just going eyeball. I don't know if it's ever even happened in life. 47:49 Speaker 2 Probably ask, but say normally you close your eyes. Before that though, you know your blink's real real quick vision, so it'd probably sting you through your eyelid to your eyeball. 47:57 Speaker 1 Yeah, OK, here we go. You'll get corneal damage, increased eye pressure, so you'll get glaucoma. Long term vision loss can happen. Necessitate an urgent evaluation by a ophthalmologist. So you're taking the sting on the eyeball over a broken tooth? 48:17 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, 'cause it broke. I mean, that's going to hurt for forever. 48:17 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, 'cause it broke. I mean, that's going to hurt for forever. And once you break a tooth down to the root, that thing is painful. You know, unless, unless I was planning on getting like veneers or something or a grill. 48:26 Speaker 1 So the reason I the reason I even thought of this question is I remember I was in Brunswick, GA with my buddy and really. 48:34 Speaker 2 I don't know. I think it's where it came. 48:36 Speaker 1 From OK, I was with him and he was drinking a beer. He had a Corona and he was taking a drink of it. And I like, hit his elbow and like just joking around. And he went like that with the beer bottle and it broke his front tooth in half. And we were like in a pool at the time and like, his tooth fell out. 48:55 So we all had to, like, swim underwater and try to find his tooth. We found his tooth. We put it in a cup of milk. We took him to the dentist. We were like, hey, like he needs to get his tooth put back on. And they were like, we can't do it today, we'll do it tomorrow. So his he said it hurt so bad and the doctor and it hurt to like drink anything. 49:13 So I've never seen a dude drink a sixer or a 12 pack with a straw. He drank 12 beers through a straw. 49:19 Speaker 2 Straight to the back of the throat. 49:21 Speaker 1 And he was like, man, he's, he said that was the worst pain he's ever been in. But they were, they were able to reattach the tooth. Like they put his tooth back on. And I don't know if it ever broke off again. But that's when I, when I thought about it, I was like, well, I have broken somebody's tooth and half of the beer bottle. So I know what that's like. So all right, well, I'm, I'm getting you stung on the eye. 49:37 That's that's settled. 49:39 Speaker 2 OK. 49:40 Speaker 1 All right, next one. I don't know dude. I don't know why I thought of this question. I I apologize in advance of how stupid it is. If I made you take a superpower and the only two you get to choose from is you can burp for a solid minute or fart for a solid minute, which one would you choose? 50:02 Speaker 2 I can do it anytime I want to. 50:03 Speaker 1 Yeah. 50:05 Speaker 2 Oh man, I'm thinking. I think I I can make a lot of money with farting. I think how? 50:15 Speaker 1 Can you make money? 50:16 Speaker 2 Methane, I mean you you can power a house off I just go outside and fart in my house for like a like a tank for like 30 minutes. You know like a special toilet. I got I just sit on for 30 minutes. It just powers the whole house. You know what I mean, I. 50:30 Speaker 1 Think my Congress is trying to pass a law that limits you from farting. So like, he's killing the ozone. He's killing us all, Yeah. 50:42 Speaker 2 But methane's a good source of fuel, so I think we could, I could use that, you know, Probably, yeah. Power my whole house or power my car with it, You know I don't. 50:52 Speaker 1 You can't power a car with methane. 50:55 Speaker 2 I think you can. 50:56 Speaker 1 You you sure don't want to heat your house with it. You'll blow up. 51:00 Speaker 2 Methane powered car, natural gas vehicle? Yep, I think powered cars are often using compressed natural gas or biomethane, A proven eco friendly alternative to gasoline and meeting emitting fewer greenhouse gases. 51:16 Look at that fart car. 51:21 Speaker 1 A fart's not natural gas. What? 51:23 Speaker 2 The fuck you think that's as natural as it fucking? 51:25 Speaker 1 Gets so you're telling me when, when you when you see something that says like natural gas, that's just farts? 51:32 Speaker 2 It's earth farts, it's coming out of the ground. It's pretty much the same thing you. 51:40 Speaker 1 Did There is no way. There is no way a fart is made-up of the same gas that comes out. You said earth fart. 51:57 Speaker 2 Methane is a major odorless component of farts, making up a large volume, but the foul smell comes from sulfur compounds like hydrogen sulfide produced by the gut breaking down by. So the majority of it is methane, yes. So it's it's pretty much the same fucking thing as farts. 52:13 Earth farts. Human farts are very fucking close. OK. 52:17 Speaker 1 My last question 'cause you seem to be so knowledgeable in the fart world, So what is it? And I I probably don't know the answer to this. So you what is the only reason that farts smell the way they do? Sulfur. Oh, it's it's sulfur. 52:33 Speaker 2 It I just said that, but the foul smell comes from the sulfur compounds like hydrogen sulfide produced by the gut bacteria breaking down food, especially proteins and fiber. So yeah, it's just you'll also get the sulfur smell with the natural gas as well. It's it's that's why they call it natural. Yes, it's natural, just naturally happens It's. 52:51 Speaker 1 Pretty funny. 52:53 Speaker 2 Yeah, you know. 52:54 Speaker 1 Start. 52:55 Speaker 2 Farting in the jar and saving it. 52:59 Speaker 1 Everyone's going to be calling you up like, hey, man, my tank's empty. I need you to come over here like I'll be over there. It's going to take me about 20 minutes, but I'll get that bad boy filled up. All right, last one. This one's very interesting and I like this question, but I think you need to really think it through before you answer honestly. 53:19 If you met the perfect girl, OK, she was your dream, everything about her. 53:26 Speaker 2 Blue eyed. 53:27 Speaker 1 Everything there's perfect, and she agreed that she would stay with you forever until you could no longer Make Love to her five times a day. Would you be with her? 53:43 And if so, how long do you think you could stay with her? 53:47 Speaker 2 Modern medicine, man, Wow, it's it does wonders. You know, you can get like hymns or Viagra or anything like that and they're pretty cheap nowadays. So I think, I think for a while, I mean, you just pop one of them bitches, one of those long lasting, you know, slow release for all day, you know, do I have to work or am I just like my normal life and I'm just paying five times a day? 54:05 Speaker 1 You have a normal life. I mean, you're doing what you do now I. 54:07 Speaker 2 Didn't know if I was like in a sex dungeon all the time and I'm like. 54:12 Speaker 1 This is your, this is your dream girl. This is the perfect scenario. This is the girl you want to be with forever. But the caveat, the caveat is you have to do that and and stick. And the first time you don't, she leaves you. How long do you think you're with her? 54:27 Speaker 2 What's considered love me, you know, like 2 strokes or I got to, I got to, I got to explode or cheetahs or both. 54:34 Speaker 1 You must complete. 54:35 Speaker 2 Oh, OK, that's a lot easier than both of us. What? 54:40 Speaker 1 How's that easy? That's that's like the hardest part. The fifth one. 54:40 Speaker 1 How's that easy? That's that's like the hardest part. The fifth one. You're going to be dying. OK. I'm sorry. How long what is what is the over under and how long you can stay married to this girl? 54:54 Speaker 2 I'm going to say if I'm taking pills in the morning and probably another one at lunchtime. I mean, I'm just trying to think of the time, you know, I'm probably. 55:02 Speaker 1 You're going to die of a heart attack in a month. I gotta. 55:07 Speaker 2 I gotta I gotta get up earlier. So I'm thinking 9 o'clock 55:22 Got my whole day planned so. 55:25 Speaker 1 How long are you guys together? 55:28 Speaker 2 Oh man, till my Wiener rubs off. Probably like a year I. 55:32 Speaker 1 Was gonna say, I don't even think you'd make it a year, dude. I bet you, and I don't know if anybody's ever tried this, but I would say it would be very difficult to sustain that for more than a week. 55:50 It would be very difficult. And then you got to worry about, you know, hydration. You got to worry about your sleep. You got to worry about, you know, your muscles, you got to worry about atrophy, you got to worry about your heart, you got to worry about all kinds of stuff because I mean, I guess it's considered like working out. 56:08 I'm. 56:08 Speaker 2 56:08 Speaker 2 Going to say it's the same thing is it'd be the same thing as working out like 10 minutes a day. 56:12 Speaker 1 Dude, that's I don't, I don't know how you can make that happen 5. 56:16 Speaker 2 Minute sessions is not going to kill me. 56:17 Speaker 1 Five what, 2 minute sessions? That's not, you know, that's not how it works. The first one you'd be two minutes, 5 minutes, 20 minutes, 45 minutes, a couple hours. 56:31 Speaker 2 No, no, not by the end of the day. I mean, I just, you know, you just got to I, I think the pills would work. You know, I think it'd be all right. I think you just got to do some running in between, get your testosterone back up, take some pills. I think you'd be OK. 56:43 Speaker 1 I don't think that the pills help you get to the finish line. 56:47 Speaker 2 I don't know, man. Maybe we should try that tomorrow. Just wake up in the morning, let me know when you're about to Jack off, and we'll just do it five times. 56:52 Speaker 1 I'm not doing that. No, you do. You do that. I bet you, you know what for the show you, you, you should see how many times, how long you, how, how, how long you can do that for. We're just going to take your word for it. That's, I mean, honestly, I want you to do a science science experiment. 57:08 See how long you can do that for, because I guarantee you can't do it more than seven days. It's not. It's not. It's not humanly possible. 57:15 Speaker 2 Yeah, I don't know. I just think the moisturizing parts is going to be bad. 57:19 Speaker 1 That's a problem too. 57:21 Speaker 2 Yeah. So all right. Do you have any more questions or was that was that it? 57:26 Speaker 1 Actually, that's it. But I'm I'm just looking, I'm looking right now. What is the most? 57:33 Speaker 2 Longest 6 marathon. 57:35 Speaker 1 No, Yeah. Like what is the most that a man can in a day, in one day? Ejaculate. How? Like I just whispered, ejaculate. What do you what do you what do you think is the most? 57:51 Speaker 2 10. 57:52 Speaker 1 In history. Hold on. 57:55 Speaker 2 24. 57:57 Speaker 1 24. 57:58 Speaker 2 One an hour. 58:02 Speaker 1 Yeah, this is crazy. What did it say? This ever. It's giving me like average. What is the most like? Oh, an average. How is that even possible? What did it say, Brandon? You might have you might have another world record to take over. What is this here? 58:17 There is no official scientific or medical record for the highest volume of oh, semen ejaculated. I don't care about that. 58:26 Speaker 2 How many times a day frequency? 58:29 Speaker 1 OK, here we go. This guy said. I'm on Reddit now. He said when I was a student about 8 years ago, I managed to do it 11 times. This guy just said I did it 14 times but I had really bad stomach pain afterwards. 58:46 This guy 14. Oh Bansky TK said 20. I don't know if that's dude, that's crazy. 58:53 Speaker 2 Why did the dude stomach start hurting? What the fuck's going on there? Is he like fucking you? Got a reserve of semen in his stomach. 58:59 Speaker 1 He said I did it 14 * 1 day. All of them ended in ejaculation. It actually started to hurt my my penis was raw and then my stomach hurt. 59:14 Speaker 2 Me earlier my Google search history you're you're deep diving on Reddit about guys jacking off. 59:19 Speaker 1 Dude, this guy said I don't remember how many times but it was close to 14 times in 48 hours. I too remember hurting really really bad at the end and it took a very long time for me to finish. On the plus side. Oh, I'm not going to read that, but OK. 59:36 So yeah, I'd say I think you may, you make it a week, you think you make it a year. The world may never know, but you know, anybody that has an idea of how long I I'd say I'd say 7 days is the limit. But that's just any. 59:47 Speaker 2 Any Aryan girls that want to try let me know. 59:50 Speaker 1 Stop saying Aryan. It's that is just as bad when you say, when you call African American blacks. 59:59 Speaker 2 It's just descriptive. I don't know why they're why it's a problem. 1:00:01 Speaker 1 Nobody uses the word Aryan anymore. They haven't since 1945. I I don't understand why you say it. 1:00:07 Speaker 2 I think it's more common than you think. I think it's just a style. I think people disassociate it with Hitler and it being bad. But the style Aryan chicks are hot, blonde hair, blue eyes. Would you not agree? 1:00:16 Speaker 1 Do you know how many people I've met in my life they call women that were blonde hair, blue eyed Aryan 111? What do you call them? Blondes, brunettes, brunettes and then you call black girls or oh, that didn't come out, black haired girls. 1:00:34 You don't call them blacks. What do you call them? You know, you call them dark haired girls. Like you've got brown blondes, redheads, brunettes and dark haired. 1:00:43 Speaker 2 What do you call a black black haired girl with blue eyes? 1:00:48 Speaker 1 Dark haired blue eyed girl let. 1:00:50 Speaker 2 Me look it up there's. 1:00:51 Speaker 1 Got a What do you What do you call her? Guarantee it's going to be insensitive. 1:00:56 Speaker 2 Guarantee a dark Aryan. What? What are women called with black hair, blue eyes? 1:01:17 I don't know. 1:01:19 Speaker 1 Exactly. No slang for that, Yeah. 1:01:21 Speaker 2 That's that's why the Aryans are the best, because they got a slang for them. 1:01:24 Speaker 1 Oh my. 1:01:25 Speaker 2 God, what are blonde hair, blue eye? Call them Aryan. 1:01:25 Speaker 2 God, what are blonde hair, blue eye? Call them Aryan. Yeah. Did the did the did the Nazis come up with that or was that already there before? 1:01:40 Speaker 1 I think they came up with it, but they ruined everything. It doesn't matter if they came up with it or not, If they used it, it's ruined. 1:01:46 Speaker 2 I know, right, But it's just still so cool, like blonde or blue eyed women are hot. So I don't know. All right, well, we appreciate you listening. Thank you. You do it. And we keep talking, so you keep listening and you give us five stars and you follow us and you just help us out in all kind of ways. If you know anybody who wants to be on a billboard, let us know. 1:02:03 The time is the clock ticking. Tucking only hold Lamar at Bay for so long, but we'll figure it out. It'd be all right. Just don't stress about it too much. You got anything before we get on out of here? 1:02:13 Speaker 1 Nah, man, I'll see you guys tomorrow. 1:02:15 Speaker 2 OK. All right. See you. We can Jack off the most. We'll see you later. Bye.