Daily Dose 235- That's A Big Log Ya Got - The Daily Dose Show
2026-02-11
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Transcript Chapters This transcript was generated automatically. Its accuracy may vary. 0:21 Dealing with 'Retards' on the Golf Course and Road I've been dealing with retards on a retards in full force today for some reason. I don't know what it is. I guess the warm weather brought them all out. But I my name is Brandon Thrashers. The Daily dose show over there's Chuck Iron fist. How you doing? 0:32 Speaker 1 I too have been dealing with the mentally challenged. 0:37 Speaker 2 There were Todds, yeah. 0:38 Speaker 1 Yeah, not. 0:39 Speaker 2 Bad dude. We went golfing today and went there. Everything was going good to till about the 4th hole when we got people just all over the fucking place. There's like a group of four, one guy hit and he just decided to drive down the middle of the fairway and I, I don't know what's going on there. And then then we come up to two guys that are damn teeing off the iron or teeing off with an iron and it goes 20 feet in front of them. 1:00 Like what the fuck are we doing? And one of them is the guy that works there. And it even says in the fucking the shop, it says if you're playing slow, get the fuck out of the way, you know, something like that. But these retards are just standing there and in front of them in. 1:12 Speaker 1 Front of them, I don't think that's I don't think that's what it said, Brandon, it's. 1:16 Speaker 2 Pretty fucking close, yeah. If you're playing slow, get the fuck out of the way. It says you know the words for it. It's slow play. Allow others to pass through. They weren't doing that, so in front of them was a single. Also, I don't know what the fuck he was doing, but he must have been like playing with a pool cue or something because he was taking forever to get the fuck up there. 1:33 So we had to skip two holes and by then I was already like what the fuck Because wait ten shot. Waiting 10 minutes between each shot is just fucking ridiculous. 1:41 Speaker 1 I, I will say I don't play golf as much as you, you know, I mean, my golf days are probably way behind me. I was never good when I was in my athletic prime. So I don't know why I think I'd be good now when I'm outside of my athletic prime. However, my buddy, I had a buddy that would go to a, a golf course like that and he'd play alone and he would literally just go to whatever holes open, but he would never take the cart path. 2:02 He would just drive through all of the greens and fairways to get to another hole. And when he saw nobody tee it off, he'd stop, he'd get, he'd play that hole and then he's drive around and find another one. And it used to drive people crazy because you'd be in the middle of like hitting and all of a sudden a golf cart just goes flying across the fairway. 2:20 You're like, what? And I, we, we used to do it all the time. He made everybody mad. So. 2:25 Speaker 2 Was he Asian? 2:26 Speaker 1 No, why would you think he's Asian? 2:28 Speaker 2 Asians do that a lot for some reason, I don't know why. 2:30 Speaker 1 They just drive around, they don't use the cart paths. 2:32 Speaker 2 Well, they like skipping holes a whole lot and they they, yeah, they usually not all of them, but a lot of them don't have golf etiquette. I don't know why you would think Asians would, but they don't I. 2:41 Speaker 1 Don't know. I think it's because of their country. 2:41 Speaker 1 Don't know. I think it's because of their country. I mean, if you like, if you ever go to China or any of these countries, they have no etiquette when it comes to like getting on a subway, right? Like they will touch you like they have no problem getting their full body press up against you. And that is one of my biggest pet peeves is even like when we were in Paris and that happened to us when the when the train stopped working, I thought we were going to get blown up in a terrorist attack. 3:02 Like everybody just body to body. And I'm like, dude, I don't, I don't like touching people. I feel weird when I'm on the the people mover at the airport and my hand grazes somebody else's hand holding the little knobs when the things move. You know what I'm talking about. 3:15 Speaker 2 Yeah, you're like, oh, dirty. You got any? Probably. 3:17 Speaker 1 It's just weird. It's I don't like touching people. But yeah, I guess everything has etiquette. I would agree that everything should have etiquette. Actually, softball really doesn't have etiquette. We play softball. There's no real etiquette there, is there? I. 3:31 Speaker 2 Don't think so. I mean you. You. I mean no. I mean I, I don't know what etiquette would be. Maybe not fucking cleat someone in the fucking face. 3:37 Speaker 1 Yeah, maybe you don't like ram them, you know, like just like lower your shoulder and knock them out when you're trying to go for the ball. You kind of etiquette there, especially if you're playing with older people. 3:45 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. So that's why I want to get a membership somewhere, so I'd have to deal with these public people. 3:50 Speaker 1 You know, oh, oh, this is so this is not. This is a public golf course you were at. Yeah. Yeah. Do you know how much a golf membership cost, Brandon? If you would if you wanted to go to a decent place. 4:01 Speaker 2 I don't know Summer Grove's 250 a month, but then you don't have to pay whenever you do a round, so that's like their highest package. 4:08 Speaker 1 That's that's pretty ghetto. 4:10 Speaker 2 What? No, that's what, 2. 4:12 Speaker 1 250 a month, that's like nothing compared to some of these I've seen in Georgia. 4:17 Speaker 2 Yeah, I know. I'm going to go. As I said, I got to call Candy Gate and figure that out because I'm going to do multiple courses. But Summer Grove's a nice course we have down here. I mean, they're all in fucking swamps, you know, That's just where they build them because you can't build anything else there. You notice that every golf course is in the lowland. Wetland normally. 4:30 Speaker 1 Yeah, I also think that the golf course country clubs in South Atlanta are not as nice as the ones in the North. Is that is that an accurate statement? 4:41 Speaker 2 No, I mean, they're, they're about the same. I mean, I've been, you know, golfing in Atlanta and then down here. I mean, it just depends where you go. Like you don't want to go to a like a municipal course like where anybody can just show up. That's the problem, you know, because the Summer Grove one is private slash public. And that's what I don't want to go to. 4:57 I, I, there's too many people there and you got a lot of retards out there that I can't be dealing with. 5:03 Speaker 1 You know, it's funny because my brother-in-law, he joined the Hamilton Mill Golf Club up here in, in north North Atlanta area. And he, he, he was a member for three years. You know how many times he and he and he gets a buddy pass I think once a month. Do you know how many times I've golfed with him at Hamilton Mill? 5:18 Speaker 2 1. 5:20 Speaker 1 None. He's never invited me as and he loses his pass. He just loses his buddy. He would rather lose his buddy pass for the month than have me go golf with him. That says something that that tells you how good of a golfer I am, Brandon. 5:33 Speaker 2 Oh, maybe you're too good. You don't want to show him up. Maybe that's what he's worried about. I. 5:37 Speaker 1 Don't think that's the case, but I will definitely come golf and hack up the course with you buddy. If you become a part of a Country Club and you can get me in, I'm there. 5:45 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. I mean, I was like I said, I was hitting him pretty good for until you got waiting 10 minutes in between fucking hits. I mean, that's just impossible. Like, this is so stupid. Can't stand. I'm still pissed off. And then leaving there I come up to a damn roundabout and there's a car in front of me. And in front of the car there's a heating AC van, and he's just sitting there. So I lay on the fucking horn, like get the fuck out of the way. 6:02 I'm already pissed off. And now the lady in between us is black lady throwing her hands. Like what? 6:07 Speaker 1 Do you want me to do? 6:08 Speaker 2 Like bitch, I'm clearly not honking at you, all right? We got 2 retards in front of me, one the thing I'm honking at her and one that's just fucking sitting there. What? What the fuck are we doing? 6:16 Our $5000 Billboard Sponsorship Vanishes in 24 Hours OK, I I already know where this episode's going because one of the things I was going to do, Brandon, was give you really, really bad news on this episode, OK? 6:26 Speaker 2 Well, might as well. I'm already pissed off. OK, give me some bad news. I don't give a shit. 6:31 Speaker 1 OK, I'm sorry. I apologize in advance. 6:31 Speaker 1 OK, I'm sorry. I apologize in advance. I had no time to prepare for this. I thought you were going to be the voice of reason once I started talking, and now I can see I have to change my attitude. So I'm going to be positive about this. All right, guess how long you and I had a sponsor that was going to put up a billboard for US? 6:54 Speaker 2 30 seconds. 6:55 Speaker 1 24 hours What the fuck happened? I don't want I, I, I, I before I because now I see where this is going. I have to be the positive. I'm going to say this. I love verified home services. I really do appreciate everything they've done for us. 7:12 But but I did get a text message today that I thought was odd. So we had the, the the Billboard all drawn up ready to go. Now, the reason Verified Home Services was doing the Billboard is because I reached out to Verified Home Services and said, hey, can you reach out to X company? 7:31 Not going to say their name because I'm not giving anybody any, any pops when we don't have anything to show for it. And I said, this is what our plan is. Well, Verified Home Services says, dude, it's a pretty good plan. You know, why don't we do that? We want to do that. And I said, for real. I said, you don't have to. 7:46 Like I'm asked, I was going to ask this huge company in Atlanta. They said, no, dude, how much is it? I told them, and you know what, Full disclosure, it's $5000 for two months, $2500 a month. And they said, dude, we're in. Yes, lock it in, hit go, hit accept. So I reach out to Lamar boards. 8:02 I have the representative send me the map of all the open billboards. We pick a billboard. We have already confirmed that this is going forward. And then today after the mock up comes in, I get a text from verified home services who says, yeah, I don't really like the placement of the logo at the top left, maybe top right. 8:24 And this is all in one text. This is not multiple text. Brandon. I I don't like the placement here. I want it over here. Maybe the bottom could do this. You know what? Billboards really don't work that well for our line of business. So I think we're out. Yeah, we're out. Yeah. You know what? We we're not going to do it. Yeah, we. I don't think it's a good idea. That's all one text. 8:39 I'm like, God, yeah, you're doing too. What the fuck? God damn. I just sat there and I'm like, OK, well, no worries. You know, like whatever, I'm going to Plan B. But again, I love verified home Services. 8:56 They're a great company. They've done a lot for us in this show, and I will never talk bad about them, but I do want them to know that was stupid, OK? That was like, like, I think crack. 9:05 Speaker 2 Are they on drugs? What's going on here? 9:07 Speaker 1 Dude, they're passing up this is, I'm telling you and they're going to see it because I, I actually told him one of the one of the biggest things because he was like, you know, 2500 bucks, dude, like 2500 bucks for a month. And I said, yeah, but here's the deal. You're never going to pay more. Like let's say, could you imagine right now somebody was giving Joe Rogan $2500 for it to say, I don't know, you know, such and such tree service presents the Joe Rogan experience. 9:32 How much you think that would cost Brandon? A million at least I think he he gets $1,000,000 for a commercial, right? So, right. Well, this is I'm talking, you are presenting the show, you are the title sponsor. So I said, OK, that's fine. So now me and Brandon find ourselves in another unique situation, which we do quite often. 9:52 We have a billboard ready to go. We have, we already have Lamar who thinks we are putting enough open. So we need, well, we need $2500. If anybody wants to jump on this and you want to put your business on there even for a month, we can probably change it after the first month. 10:10 If you don't, if you want to do one month, me and Brandon need help because we've already locked ourselves into this. I don't know what the repercussions are if we pull out. I don't. All I did was say go, you know, I didn't sign anything. 10:21 Speaker 2 Oh so they already started making it so we got to come up with $2500 in 10 weeks? What the fuck? 10:28 Speaker 1 So he told me to say yes, I, I just lied. I listened, I just, I just thought, I thought for sure this is we're good. Like we're locking this billboard in. Well, now 24 hours later, the plug's been pulled baby. So, but, but I don't think the plug's been pulled with Lamar and I don't I don't want to call them and be like, hey man, can you stand down on the Billboard making? 10:47 Speaker 2 What the fuck is this fucking the Rock? 10:51 Speaker 1 I just, but if I tell him to stand down and then we get a sponsor, then I got to call him back and be like, hey, just kidding on the whole stand down thing. We can go ahead and start again. So now I don't, I don't know what to do. I don't, I really don't know what to do. I don't know if I if I call him and shut it down or if we just pray about it, you know, and see what happens the next 24 hours because a lot can happen in 24 hours. 11:12 Speaker 2 I guess we just fucking let it ride. We'll figure it out. When they ask us for money, we'll be like, oh, we don't have any money, sorry, just cancel all that. But we. 11:19 Speaker 1 Are like. 11:20 Speaker 2 Ripping down the old one, Well, let it back out. 11:23 Speaker 1 I like how Evan, the, the guy that I'm working with at Lamar Bourds, you know, he was so excited because because I picked the well, we picked the Billboard at Spaghetti Junction, which is a prime spot. I mean, it's right there 85285 all that. And he's like all my bosses are going to be so excited that we finally got that board running. 11:39 He's he's like he's driving them crazy that that all that great real estate's just sitting there. It's been like that for weeks. And I'm like, yeah, man, it's going to be awesome. I don't have the heart. Why? Why does anyone? 11:49 Speaker 2 Else use that billboard spot. Is there something wrong with it? Is it hard to look at like you're trying to get on off 85285 and you're like oh, what the fuck is this? It's. 11:57 Speaker 1 A good question. What if it's like facing the wrong way? 12:00 Speaker 2 Yeah, have you even looked at it? Have you go by it? 12:02 Speaker 1 I looked at it on a map but I didn't drive by it. 12:05 Speaker 2 OK. All right. You didn't look on like Google Maps or anything like if you were driving on 85. 12:09 Speaker 1 It's like the one billboard that's faced the wrong way at 85. Like hey, if you look in your rearview mirror, you'll see it. We'll have to make the whole billboard in backwards, you know, so we don't look either way. 12:25 Like I said, I, you know, our listeners are pretty good at finding stuff. 2500 bucks would be great if you could find that and a sponsor that wants to be presenting us, we would love that. 12:37 Speaker 2 All right. Well, I guess. 12:37 Speaker 2 All right. Well, I guess. Oh, my God. All right, I guess. 12:41 Speaker 1 Hey, Crazy Mark presents the Daily. 12:46 Speaker 2 Yeah, maybe, maybe we get monetized here on YouTube in the next 10 weeks. So we, we have some fucking money to pay for that. 12:52 Speaker 1 Would you let would you let Crazy Mark be the presenter? Would you let that happen like if Mark called us today? 12:57 Speaker 2 What is he going? 12:58 Speaker 1 To present, no. If he was like, guys, guys, OK, I'm going to pay for the Billboard, but you got to put crazy. Mark presents the Daily Doe Show with Brandon and Jacques. Would you let him do it? 13:11 Speaker 2 Yeah, but just said that I'd be probably OK. People be like, who the Hell's crazy, Mark? That's what I'm saying. What's he advertising? 13:17 Speaker 1 None. He just wants Crazy Mark on a billboard. You know that he would. You know he would pay $2500 for Crazy Mark to be on a billboard. 13:24 Speaker 2 Yeah, maybe we're actually going to call him at the end. He wanted to tell us two of his favorite stories. I told him he was limited on time about 5 minutes and we're calling him so that way it should be a little easier to deal with but you're. 13:34 Speaker 1 In you're in charge of Mark I already I I passed that buck baby Mark. 13:39 Speaker 2 Yeah, we'll give him, we'll give him a few minutes here at the end of the show to tell us what he liked about the the event and if he plans on going to hang out with his. He might just live down there. He might just move his camper down there and hang out with the homeless all the time. I don't really know. But all right. Well, if you want to be on a billboard in Atlanta, we, we just had a spot open up. 13:55 Look at that, you can be title sponsor and you can have your name on a billboard. That'd be awesome, right? Get a lot of business out of that, I would imagine so all right, we appreciate you listening. If you are you're on iHeartRadio, have podcast or Spotify, be sure to lose a five star of you and a follow. 14:10 Really appreciate it. We also got the Patreon down below. He's have paid advertising for the show billboards as well. Damn, that's scary. Hookers, heroin, prostitutes, whatever we need, but I think right now we need a billboard. So if you go over to the Patreon, donate some money over there, you know, monthly, that would help us. 14:26 You know, hopefully if you do it right now, we would have two months worth of your payment and we might have enough to bill by one month of billboard space. So that'd be cool, but we're hoping we really need it for like 3 months and then just show just there we go, we're good. We got all the people we need. So if you can help us, we'd appreciate that. 14:43 We also got a website with all the merch over there or buy some merch. We'll use that money, go towards billboard. Also, we're scrounging and trying to figure out how the fuck we're going to get this billboard money. So go buy a T-shirt, please. Daily doeshow.com, the merch store is on there and also you can see how to listen and stuff like that. 15:00 We don't have an event coming up where we do, but we're not talking about it yet. So the Super Bowl party's over, our next events coming up. Once we get details, we'll start telling you about that. But for now, we'll go and get into Daily Dos Adam News. 15:16 Speaker 1 That's your daily dos Adam 15:38 Jeffrey Epstein's Rug and the Path to Heaven more shit out of Epstein files. Newly released documents from Jeffrey Epstein case suggests that pieces of the quinoa, the sacred blackened gold cloth that covers the Kaaba Mecca, was shipped to Jeffrey Epstein and he's now using it as a rug on his floor in his house. 15:55 I mean, not now he's in a different house somewhere else, but his old house, he was using it as a rug. And apparently the the Muslims are very upset about this. But you know, he was top Jew. So I'm sure he did that as like a little bit out of spite or maybe he just did that because he's like more of a power move. 16:11 But either way, I find it fucking hilarious, you know? I mean, the guy did a lot of bad stuff, but to use the Islam's greatest cloth ever as a rug? I find that quite hilarious. And I can back him on that one. 16:23 Speaker 1 I don't know. I, I, you know, I've, I've definitely been guilty in my life of disrespecting places or items that I did not know anything about. And I didn't do it out of spite. I didn't do it out of meanness. I just did excite didn't know any better, right? 16:39 I mean, like, I didn't know that synagogues like you're supposed to do certain things or you're supposed to act a certain way. I didn't know anything about the Catholic religion. I remember going into a Catholic, Catholic, Catholic religion, Catholic. I went into a Catholic house this one time. So I went into this Catholic Church and everybody was doing, I don't know, it's called like they would kneel down before they went to their Pew or something. 17:00 Do you know what that is? 17:02 Speaker 2 Kneeled down before they went to the Pew. 17:04 Speaker 1 Yeah, they would like take a knee or something like that and not like Colin Kaepernick. It before they went and sat down. It was weird. And then, you know, they always do this thing, right? Whatever. I don't know what that is. So I didn't do it, you know what I mean? And then it's just things like that communion in a Catholic Church. 17:21 Don't really feel comfortable doing that. 17:22 Speaker 2 You can't have it unless you're Catholic, right? They don't they they sun you. 17:25 Speaker 1 Well, it's communion. Happens in every religion I believe but. 17:28 Speaker 2 It does, but like I don't do. 17:30 Speaker 1 It I don't do it in a Catholic Church. 17:32 Speaker 2 Yeah, but like a Methodist Church or something, if you go then you're not a member. They still let you take communion as long as actually they don't give a shit who you are. Anybody could take communion in like a Methodist Church, but Catholic? You've got to be Catholic to take it there. Like the whole church gets like condemned by the devil or something. 17:48 Speaker 1 OK, see, there you go. Good example. So like, if I go and I take communion because I don't know any better, you know, that's why I think that's what Epstein did. He just didn't know any better because I he's Jewish. Why would he know what this thing's about? He probably just thought it was a nice, you know, piece of cloth and was like, I'd be a good rug. 18:03 Speaker 2 Because they've been going to war with each other forever. You know, Jews and Islam have been attacking each other. But I'm very surprised that Islam I I would think they're probably a fan of Jeff Jeffrey Epstein, considering he was a pedophile and so is Muhammad. You know, Muhammad married a 8 year old, the guy they worship, which blows my fucking mind. 18:22 And then you got Epstein, who hates Jesus. So they're two terrible religions and it warms my heart to see them fighting all the time. 18:30 Speaker 1 OK, I, I don't want to say, you know, that's you can't. You can't just label a religion as terrible, Brandon. You can't. You can't just say. 18:39 Speaker 2 They hate Jesus, so if as a Christian I mean I don't know how I could be on board with what they do if they hate Jesus Christ. 18:45 Speaker 1 So you're, you're telling me, you're telling me if the world ended today, if the rapture took place today, everybody that is Islam is going to go to hell? 18:54 Speaker 2 Majority of them probably you're. 18:55 Speaker 1 Going to say everybody that is Jewish would go to hell. 18:58 Speaker 2 Well, they don't accept Jesus Christ, so I would say yes. 19:00 Speaker 1 See that's that's that seems like a very narrow minded logic. 19:04 Speaker 2 Well, I mean, to me, I mean, if, if you're Christian, you believe in Jesus Christ. If someone says fuck Jesus Christ, he's not real, all right, fuck you. You know, I'm saying, I mean, what if someone would attack you? You, you or your family, you're gonna be like, fuck you, get the hell out of here. 19:17 Speaker 1 No, I agree with your you, your thought that you, you, you believe that your religion is correct. You believe that your choices and that your belief in God and Jesus and all that is correct. But what I'm saying is, by you believing that, and by you thinking just your religion is right, you're condemning half the world's population to to hell. 19:38 Speaker 2 Yeah, well, there's not a lot of room in heaven, you know, there's a stairway to heaven. There's. 19:41 Speaker 1 Hell, so so So what is now, if you're going to narrow it down that much, you're saying that what just Baptists are right or just Methodists are right? Are are Catholics going to heaven? Are Catholics allowed in heaven? 19:53 Speaker 2 They believe in Jesus Christ, yes. 19:55 Speaker 1 OK, so so that's hard to. 19:57 Speaker 2 Understand you believe in Jesus Christ. That's how you get that's he's your. 20:00 Speaker 1 Need to heaven. So what you're saying the 10 commandments are wrong? 20:04 Speaker 2 What? What are you talking? 20:04 Speaker 2 What? What are you talking? The way into heaven is through Jesus Christ. 20:07 Speaker 1 So OK, so the Bible has nothing to do with it, just just if you believe in Jesus Christ, that's the only thing. 20:12 Speaker 2 Yeah, you believe in follow his. You know his way. 20:15 Speaker 1 OK, yeah, I guess that answers the question. I I just, I thought maybe you were going to get into different parts of the Bible and different religions believe different things. But so when in your thought process, Jehovah's Witness have a better chance of getting into heaven than a Muslim? 20:30 Yeah, Yeah, I would say so. Oh God, brother, you said heaven was small. 20:36 Speaker 2 Do they, do they, they believe in Jesus, right? Yeah. Yeah. Do Muslims? 20:42 Speaker 1 I think they believe he I mean they believe he existed but they just don't consider him. AI think actually Muslims might consider him a pro or not a prophet but a. 20:52 Speaker 2 Look at that. OK, so Muslims believe in revered Jesus as a major prophet and messenger of God. They don't believe he's the son of God. So they they're actually probably closer than Jews getting into heaven, I would say. 21:05 Speaker 1 I like how you set a capacity on heaven. 21:08 Speaker 2 Well, I'm just saying, I mean, if, if you know, it just makes sense. I mean, it's really not hard to understand. I mean, it's like you believe in Jesus. 21:14 Speaker 1 Yes, all right. 21:15 Speaker 2 You're a good person. You're getting into heaven. OK, cool. You follow the way to Jesus. Are you saved? Good to go. 21:19 Speaker 1 I just think it's ridiculous. I, I think if I, I think, I think if, if, if God exists and God is real, he's not going to create an entire millions of people that are going to be born into, let's say Muslims or they're going to be born into a Jewish Home and they're going to have less of a shot of reach in heaven. 21:37 Then I have no shot because of their heredity or their, their culture or whatever. I don't believe that's how it works. I don't think God's up there going all those Hindu people, they have no chance of ever getting here and now they're going to be born into Hinduism and they have to find their way out to find the light. 21:53 I don't think that's possible. I don't think that's how it works. I think at the end of the day, there are different. Everybody is treated differently based on what you were faced. I mean, dude, there's people that are poor that were raised in a, an African tribe that don't even speak, don't even speak a language. 22:11 Do you think they're getting to heaven? 22:14 Speaker 2 Yeah, they, I mean, I think they, there's a lot of Christianity in Africa. 22:17 Speaker 1 But I'm saying the ones that have never OK, that tribe that we were talking about on in the the freaking the Bay of Bengal. Do you think they're going to heaven? 22:24 Speaker 2 Oh no, it wouldn't let them savages in. 22:30 Speaker 1 OK, I just, I just think that you're, I think that you're putting your own ideas and influences in God and I don't think that's how it works. I think how do you get to heaven? Yes, that's really up to God. 22:45 I think. I think God is the one. No, I'm saying, I'm saying I think it's, it's a different barometer. I think God knows what's in your heart. God knows what's in your soul. God knows what you're thinking. God knows everything. I don't think it's one of those things where you have to be this religion, that religion. You can't do this. You can't do that. I think if you are a good person and you want God in your life and you want to live a certain way, that's your ticket to heaven. 23:05 Is, is living your life in a way that reveres him. But when you're talking about Jesus, you know, is do I agree with Jewish people? No. Do I agree with Muslims? Not at all. Do I agree with Hindus? No. But I'm not saying they're wrong, because who am I to say that I don't have the answer? 23:21 Neither do you. Nobody has the answer to these questions. Nobody. Everybody goes, oh, spiritual guidance will say this. Well, no, Nobody knows. 23:28 Speaker 2 If I was a betting man, I mean, I would say Christianity. Look at, look at America, look how well we're doing compared to the rest of the world. You know, and I know we have our problems here, but we are miles ahead of any other country in the world as far as how our shit runs and how powerful we are and how good of a life we have here. 23:44 And I think that's because we base it off God. God favors the bold and favors the the smart and people. You got IQ above, you know, 60. It just, I don't, I mean, it says right here, according for Christianity anyway. According to Christianity, entry into heaven is obtained by grace through faith in Jesus Christ. 23:59 OK, so knock the Jews off that list. They're not getting it. OK. 24:03 Speaker 1 You're saying based on Christianity? 24:06 Speaker 2 Well, Heaven's Christian, the Jews are not getting in. Let's see what here according to Judaism. Let's see what they have to say. Judaism getting to the world to come. Olam Haba, often seen as heaven, isn't a single act, but about living a life fulfilling mitzvot, their commandments out of love for God, with forgiveness sought through prayer, repentance and good deeds it meant to Jesus. 24:33 Let's look at Muslim. 24:36 Speaker 1 What what you're saying is these are all very counter intuitive to each other, right? You're saying like to, to, to really, if any of these are right, somebody's being eliminated. 24:47 Speaker 2 Yeah, I would say so. Yeah, more likely. 24:49 Speaker 1 See, and I just, I don't believe that. 24:53 Speaker 2 I mean, if, if, if you open a club, you know, I mean, you want for the most part one group of people, you know, they're moral. 24:58 Speaker 1 Someone. Yeah, you know, are you referring to heaven as a club right now? 25:03 Speaker 2 Well, I'm just saying I'm trying to or maybe a restaurant. I mean, what, what do you want down here? You know what I mean? Like. 25:07 Speaker 1 You know what, all right, a country club's fine, go ahead. 25:10 Speaker 2 Yeah, so you gotta, you know, you gotta follow the rules and you gotta, you know, you gotta pay your dues and whatnot, and you don't want a bunch of troublemakers in there, you know what I'm saying? You don't want people that ain't following the rules in the motherfucker, so they're probably not getting it. You just be like, yeah, you know, try again, try again, you know, change, you know, fix yourself up and then come back again. 25:26 Speaker 1 But the way you're saying it is if you don't have a certain brand of golf clubs, you're not allowed in because other golf clubs aren't, right? Other golf clubs don't work. And that's not true. Any professional will tell you there's all kinds of golf clubs out there that are great golf clubs. You can get Callaways, Nikes and Titlis, whatever. 25:41 But you're saying only Callaways? 25:43 Speaker 2 I don't think I ever said that. 25:45 Speaker 1 I'm just you're saying only Christianity. That's what you just said. 25:45 Speaker 1 I'm just you're saying only Christianity. That's what you just said. No, no, no. 25:48 Speaker 2 Type of people, not type of clubs, type of people. 25:51 Speaker 1 What are we talking about? When you're talking about type of people, aren't you talking? 25:53 Speaker 2 About religions, yeah, I'm talking about like, you got 10 people in front of you that come to the Country Club, like, hey, you know, want to get in, like, all right. 26:01 Speaker 1 Well, you're seeing, like, a Jew, a Protestant, a Catholic and a Muslim walk into a Country Club. Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK. Who? Who? And then at the end of the day, you got to figure out the bartender goes, all right, which one of you guys are swinging callaways, you know, and the Protestants like me. And they're like, he's like. 26:14 Speaker 2 He's on. How the how the clubs come into play here, I don't know. I don't know. 26:20 Speaker 1 The clubs are kind of like the clubs are like Jesus Muhammad, you know, Judaism. Like that's the clubs. The clubs are the religion in this. 26:30 Speaker 2 Yeah, I, I, I don't know, I mean, I just the way I look at it is you got, you got Jews that don't believe in Jesus and the the Muslims believe, you know, you crash a plane into a tower, you get into heaven. That doesn't make any sense, you know. 26:42 Speaker 1 So the message of this part of the daily dose of dumb news is if you are a Christian, congratulations, you have a good shot of going to heaven. If you're a Muslim or a Jew, I just give up. I mean, there's you might as well just go do whatever you want because Brandon's already condemned you here. 26:56 Speaker 2 It's over. I don't think it's me. I think it's the Bible. That's what it says. I don't know, you know, they don't believe in Jesus. How can you get in? You know, that's, I mean, I don't, I don't think it's that hard. 27:04 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think that's actually in the Bible where God said I will create half of the earth that will have a chance at heaven and the other half that will never have a chance. It's not stupid. 27:15 Speaker 2 That's why you have hell and you got to go somewhere. I. 27:19 Speaker 1 Don't know? Whatever, I'm sorry, anybody, anybody that knows anything about religion, just listen to this conversation is like pulling their hair out right out in their car. 27:27 Speaker 2 Oh yeah, yeah, I'm sure we have a bunch of savants in religion listening. So all right, up next, penis gate at the Olympics. Why inject acid into your cock and what are the health risks? 27:43 All right, so there's a new thing going on here in the Olympics that happened last week, but we've been busy as hell. Limousine are going on right now and the the male skiers, the lawn jumpers, the guys that like float in the air for a while and they land and they see how far they can go. They wear these suits, right? 27:58 And they they got to be skin tight suits for some reason. So what they're doing is they're injecting their penises and their wieners and their cocks and balls and they're inflating them, OK? 28:07 Speaker 1 Well, why did you have to say it that way? 28:07 Speaker 1 Well, why did you have to say it that way? They're. 28:12 Speaker 3 Inflating, you said one. 28:13 Speaker 1 Word like 5 different ways just to hear me go dude, really? Like could you just say penis? 28:19 Speaker 2 Penis, cock and balls. I mean, you know, religion. So you gotta make sure they don't know what we're talking about. But they're injecting them and then they're going into their fitments, their official fitments, they're getting their suit put on and then they're leaving. And then before they actually race, the swelling has gone down in their, their cock region and now they have extra room in the groin area. 28:41 And they found out, yeah, with a little bit of extra room, even like 1/2 an inch, quarter inch difference of space, they're able to go like another 25 to 30 feet further than they normally would. Something to do with them being able to lean and be able to, to twist a little more. 28:56 But it's hydro hyaluronic acid that they're putting in their in their in their wieners. 29:02 Speaker 1 OK. I, I, I would assume what, what, what is happening here is if you go in for your fitting and you're engorged when you go in, and then when you put your uniform on and you're no longer engorged, you have a lot of extra fabric in your groin area, which when you're flying through the air would somehow turn into somewhat of a parachute in the back. 29:26 So your butt would like fill up with air, right? That's what. That's what. 29:29 Speaker 2 It. 29:29 Speaker 1 Sounds like. 29:32 Speaker 2 It just gives them more mobility in that area. 29:35 Speaker 1 I'll tell you, I actually thought you were going the other way with this. 29:35 Speaker 1 I'll tell you, I actually thought you were going the other way with this. I thought, I thought that if you injected that stuff, it would make your twig and Berry shrink like really, really like micro size. And that way when they built your suit, it would be tighter fit because you would think tighter fit would make you more aerodynamic, correct? 29:57 Speaker 2 Yeah, but I think they'd be able to like lean forward more if you're, it says let's see here the the men's race director for International Ski and Snowboard Federation says every extra centimeter on a suit counts. If your suit has a 5% bigger service area, you fly further. 30:14 Speaker 1 Wow, So how did they get busted? Did some dude walk in there with like a 14 inch hog and they were like, this is weird. Then the next guy walks in, he's got like a 14 inch hog and just like OK, something's going. 30:25 Speaker 2 I think they're looking at it and they're like, why are they all fucking baggy in the groin area? What the fuck happened down there? And they're probably checking to make sure they still have penises and wieners, you know, trying to make sure, you know, like, did they cut them off to win this shit? You know, but no, they just did the opposite. They're pumping them up and then letting them come back down. But I don't, I mean, could you not just like pop some Viagras and go in there and just like be rock hard? 30:45 Speaker 1 That's what I was thinking. But you know how embarrassing that would be. Like if you're getting fitted, you're getting fitted and you just got a rager, you know, And I mean, yeah, not a dude. And you can't get rid of it. And then they make your suit and your suit literally has like a tripod out front and it won't come down because they made the suit that way like that. 31:02 I think that's the problem, but I don't know. I I guess that seems like a really stupid way to and it seems like a very painful way to win. 31:10 Speaker 2 Yeah, I don't know. I mean, that's why I'm like, would you, does it make sense? 31:10 Speaker 2 Yeah, I don't know. I mean, that's why I'm like, would you, does it make sense? Like, I mean, if you, I guess if you practice your whole life to go downhill on skis and then jump, I mean, I guess you want to win, right, No matter what. But I don't, I mean, I guess this is technically cheating, right? I mean, this is something new. 31:26 So they don't really know how to deal with it. They've never had people inject themselves in their cocks before and make them get bigger and then let the swelling go down. I, I mean, could you like get stung by a bunch of bees, you know, and be like, oh, I just ran into a fucking bee's nest over there and my, my Wiener got pumped up and like, good night. 31:44 Speaker 1 I was thinking about that, but it's the Winter Olympics. 31:47 Speaker 2 Yeah, I don't know if someone brought honey bees over there. 31:49 Speaker 1 Yeah. How did you how did you get stung? It's see you the 32° outside. You're like, I don't know, it's really weird. I was walking through the forest and I found a honey bee stand. It was crazy. And they attacked my balls. 32:02 Speaker 2 I had to take a shit and it was right on top of a right on top of a honeybee nest. I didn't even know it, didn't even see it. 32:06 Speaker 1 Have you have you ever had a injection into your penis? 32:12 Speaker 2 Not that I remember. I'm sure they did. Well, actually, no, I don't think they do that when they take your foreskin, do they? I think they just clip that shit off and sew it up and you're just crying. 32:19 Speaker 1 Oh yeah dude, no. When they when they do circumcision, they just they cut it and you don't get any numbing. That's why they do it when you're a bit. My dad had his done when he was 21. 32:28 Speaker 2 Oh damn. Yeah, well, that's why it's good to do as a kid, because you don't remember pain as a child. It never. 32:33 Speaker 3 That was terrible. 32:34 Speaker 2 I've always talked about that before. You know, I think I mentioned it with you before. If you can't remember the pain, did it really hurt? 32:40 Speaker 1 Yeah, it did. 32:42 Speaker 2 How do you know you don't remember it? 32:44 Speaker 1 No, I'm sure just because you can't remember, it hurts. Everything hurts, even if you're a baby. That's why we were crying. 32:49 Speaker 2 Yeah, but we don't remember. I don't remember the pain of getting my Wiener chopped on, you know? 32:53 Speaker 1 It still was there. You just don't remember it. I've hurt myself a million times. I don't remember half of them. Yeah. 32:58 Speaker 2 But you remember the pain, you remember the feeling. I don't remember the feeling. 33:01 Speaker 1 33:01 Speaker 1 Because you're saying you only get circumcised once? 33:03 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 33:05 Speaker 1 I get what you're saying. So like nobody really, unless you, well, you know what? My dad would be the person to ask. He he knows what it feels like. 33:11 Speaker 2 Yeah, I mean, also, you know, I fell off the back of the couch when I was young at like 2 or 3, and I busted my head open apparently, but I don't remember. So it didn't really hurt me. 33:18 Speaker 1 Yeah, I know. I when I was a year and a half, my mom put me in a sled and pushed me down a hill and the sled changed direction and it was going toward a barbed wire fence. And my mom and dad were all screaming. They're chasing after my sled. And it was one of those that has a chair in it. So I was just sitting up and they said I was just like going down the hill, like bouncing around. 33:36 I hit the chain or the barbed wire fence and it was right at my mouth level. So it cut me up this side and up this side. I got stitched. I still got the scars under my under my beard here where the, it went in my mouth. They thought it hit my neck. They thought it was dead. But it was funny because I'm older, you know, I, I'm like, I'm 8-9 years old. 33:53 My dad's like, do you remember that time we push you down the hill and you hit that barbed wire fence? I'm like, no, I don't remember the name 1 So I don't remember that at all. But going back to the penis injection. So my buddy Jeff, great friend, I told, did I tell you the story about him when he got his vasectomy? 34:15 I don't Hootie and the blow. Hootie and the blowfish. 34:18 Speaker 2 That sounds maybe a little familiar. 34:20 Speaker 1 So he got, he got it done and he had gotten tickets to see Hootie and the Blowfish and he had like 4th row seats and he, he had to go. And the doctor said, hey, man, you just got to vasectomy and take it easy. Well, Jeff was like, I'm not missing Hootie and the Blowfish. So he got there late. 34:35 He had to walk all the way in and he's sitting at the concert and Hootie comes out. You know, Hootie's jamming, you know, let her cry and all that stuff. Jeff's up there rocking out. All of a sudden Jeff's like, what is that? He feels his testicles and they are down like halfway to his knees. 34:51 And then his eyes are like softballs and he's like, Oh my God, he thought they were going to bust out of his sack. So he had to hold them in place and waddle out to his car. He went to the emergency room and they get him in. They pull his pants down. These things are like 2 grapefruit in his in his I. 35:09 Speaker 2 Think it's so big? 35:10 Speaker 1 It was blood, so as he's awake, they didn't even numb him, he said. The doctor was like, hey, this is a serious issue, we need to drain the blood. This is going to be uncomfortable. They jam a freaking catheter thing in his ball sack and start draining the blood. And he said he was just watching the little bottle thing that they have filling up with blood. 35:29 He said they filled three of them with blood out of his balls. And I asked him, I said, dude, what does that feel like? Because I've always, I've always what I think every guy's always wondered. 35:38 Speaker 2 It's like an inside blowjob. What an internal blowjob. I mean, it's going straight to the source. It's just sucking straight on the nuts. 35:52 Speaker 1 He's like he feels, he feels fills 1 jug with blood, one with semen, 1 jug with blood. He's like how do I can't stop boss? I can't stop. I don't know what's going on but no, he said. He said it was the most uncomfortable. He said it felt like when you get kicked down there, but it was like pulling from your gut. 36:12 You know what I mean? So I just, I, I don't know the, the Wii. The Wii would be worse, but the balls have to be bad. And that's that's why I got my vasectomy a year later. I've never watched golf, but I watched the freaking tour that weekend. I did not get off the couch. I was like, I'm not being Jeff, man. 36:27 That didn't happen. Getting my balls. 36:29 Speaker 2 Drained getting the inside blowjob. Don't want that. 36:33 Speaker 1 Oh man. Well, hell yeah. 36:34 Speaker 2 Jeff, if you're listening, hope your balls are normal. He got a reverse. 36:38 Speaker 1 He got a reversal. Why? To get someone pregnant. 36:41 Speaker 2 His wife wanted another kid after they'd. 36:43 Speaker 1 Already been married for 20 years. Oh my God, how old was the other kid? 36:47 Speaker 2 17 and 14. 36:48 Speaker 1 And he had to go to Mexico to get it and he got it done and it didn't work for three more years. And now he's got like a four year old. Oh my God. And he's older than me. Oh shit, Yeah, that's so. 37:02 Speaker 2 I thought you're supposed to like, save some sperm, right? You're supposed to whack a few out before you get that done in case you do want to, in case you do want another kid. That's what he said. He, he as he. 37:10 Speaker 1 Told her, he said, hey, he's like, I can go and get some frozen like before we do this. Are you sure? And she's Catholic. So she's like, oh, I'm positive, I'm positive. And you know, Catholics, they don't believe in like, what's it called? Contraception? 37:26 So she's like, no, I promise. I, I promise. Well, she got a new priest and the priest was like, if you're healthy and you're young, you should be procreating. And she bought into it and she made Jeff go to Mexico and get it reversed. I told dude, we need to Mexico. He went to like Tijuana. 37:42 I was like, God, I know. That's what I I was like, dude, you're going to die. I know. It's surprised that he came back with both. 37:47 Speaker 2 Nuts. Or did he? Did they take 1? He said he did. You know how much they charged. 37:50 Speaker 1 Him for that thing 25 hundred 800 bucks I know and dude he said he's like dude I walked in he said I was knocked out he's like they they kept him under for 8 hours. Oh my God, is that normal? No, I told him I said dude you're going to have brain damage like being knocked out for 8 hours. 38:08 That's dangerous. I think they just like as soon as they. 38:11 Speaker 2 Walk in, they just like knock him out and they just got him in the line and be like, all right, well, we'll get to in 36 hours, buddy. They wheeled him back. 38:18 Speaker 1 Out to the waiting room. They're like, he'll be out for 8 hours, we'll get to him in seven. Everybody in the fucking waiting room, just in a. 38:24 Speaker 2 Stretcher passed out. It's so much easier, everybody. 38:27 Speaker 1 'S quiet, no. 38:28 Speaker 2 One's complaining and everything. Everybody's giving them 5. 38:31 Speaker 1 Everybody's giving them five star reviews. Best service I ever had. But like I was in and out in 30 seconds. But. 38:37 Speaker 2 Went in on a Monday and for some reason it was a Wednesday. I don't know why but it felt like to me it. 38:42 Speaker 1 Was in and out so. 38:44 Speaker 2 All right. 38:46 Speaker 1 Well, there you go. 38:47 Speaker 2 Epstein buying a rug for against his enemies and walking on them and Islams Muslims not happy about it. The top Jew was doing that and they're injecting penises to make them bigger, but only for a temporary amount of time, just so they can fly farther before we move on. 39:06 Car Crashes, Barefoot Driving, and a Flirty Client Encounter I was thinking. 39:06 Speaker 1 Dude, I had. I was. 39:08 Speaker 2 Thinking about calling a a new name for trans? Call them catch cans, you know, because they're, they're just catching catch and cum. They're not really making babies or nothing. Catch can. Oh my God, you know. 39:18 Speaker 1 What I'm saying catch can. 39:20 Speaker 2 No, we're not calling them catch. We're. 39:21 Speaker 1 Not calling them that it's not appropriate. They are a. What do we call them? 39:32 Speaker 2 Genitalia diverse. It's like anti. It's like anti. 39:35 Speaker 1 Sex or any sex, No. 39:39 Speaker 2 Transex. Transex. They're transsexuals. 39:42 Speaker 1 Transexual. Don't call them catch cans all. 39:45 Speaker 2 Right. 39:45 Speaker 1 We'll go again and do. 39:46 Speaker 2 What the chick? 39:49 Speaker 1 What the Chuck. Yeah. 39:49 Speaker 1 What the Chuck. Yeah. You want to Chuck me? 39:52 Speaker 2 Chuck you real hard. Chuck me. Chuck me. Chuck me. Chuck me. 39:56 Speaker 1 I'm full of Chuck. Oh, Chuck. Chuck it real good. What the All right, I want to apologize in advance. All right, I got 2 short stories for you guys today before we get to the highlight of the show, which will be the last five minutes with Mark and you guys can all tune out. 40:14 I'm just kidding, Mark. They wouldn't do it. All right, first one, Brandon, before you pull up the video or the picture that I sent you yesterday, I got to, I got to just explain this. I, I, me and Brandon don't agree on everything. There's a lot of things that we don't agree with. I don't agree with the way he talks about different religions. 40:31 I don't agree the way he talks about other cultures. I don't agree with some of the things he does right. But the one thing that me and Brandon solidly agree on is that women are terrible drivers. Terrible, terrible voters, too. 40:46 Speaker 2 Terrible voters. Shit, let him vote. 40:49 Speaker 1 Man. 40:50 Speaker 2 I know I. 40:50 Speaker 1 Saw what's What's Adam King's wife's name? Crystal. 40:56 Speaker 2 Oh my gosh, I'm. 40:57 Speaker 1 Having a brain fart. She's going to kill me. Anyway, she posted on something on social media and she's like, that Bad Bunny concert was the best ever behind the wheel. So anyway, I'm driving. I'm driving, I'm driving home and, and me and Brandon are going to record yesterday. 41:17 And I said, dude, traffic, traffic's really, really bad. Like I, I've never seen anything like Heather, Heather, sorry about that. Heather. Heather King yes, yes. I, I, I'm like, I've never seen anything like this. It was terrible. So I get close to the accident and I'm talking to Brandon and I'm like, dude, you're not going to believe this. 41:38 There's a chick that drove straight off the road into the ditch and her car is almost upside down. And Brandon's like, I was like, what happened? I'm like, I don't know. And then it dawned on me. Pull up the picture, Brandon. It's a woman. 41:53 And. 41:54 Speaker 2 It's two cars. 41:55 Speaker 1 And it's two women right next to each other. 41:55 Speaker 1 And it's two women right next to each other. That's how fucking stupid are you. 42:04 Speaker 2 Why the fuck does that even happen? 42:06 Speaker 1 I mean the road just like a slight. 42:08 Speaker 2 Turn and that road's like 3545 miles an hour. They're both in the ditch, front wheel drive cars ass just up in the air. Like what in the fuck? This one closer looks kind of good. She's got a little ass on her and hair looks good. But yeah, they're I mean, that should be two reasons to just to just revoke the licenses. 42:27 Man, I've never laughed so hard in my life. 42:29 Speaker 1 Because I, there's, I, I drive this road every day. Brandon's driven this road. You make a left right there next to a gas station, and that's really the only way to go is left or right. So there's no way to go forward. So I tried to like replay it in my brain, like, how is this even physically possible? 42:46 And I figured it out. So the girl, the far 1, the darker lady was driving down the road coming toward you. Yes, coming toward me. The lady in the white car pulled out in front of her when she pulled out in front. 43:01 Speaker 2 Of her. 43:02 Speaker 1 The lady coming down the road jerked her wheel to avoid her, still hit her, and then they proceeded to dive into the ditch across the street together. Yeah, yeah, all the all the first lady had to. 43:14 Speaker 2 Do I mean obviously the the white car, the one closer to us, it's her fault, but the one behind him swerved into her probably instead of swerving right, she swerved left into oncoming traffic. I mean just the decision making there split second is not good, not good at all because there's a fucking turn lane right there. 43:30 She could have went on, but no, she just right let me go into oncoming traffic and fucking hit this lady. So there's two the two favorite my. 43:38 Speaker 1 Two favorite facts about this picture, which you've got 1 you wouldn't know, but one when I pointed out you're going to laugh when I drove past them, when I passed the police officer, I looked over because I was going to record. But then the girl on the phone was now facing forward like the other girl. 43:53 So she was standing the same way. And they both had the saddest looks on their face. And then I looked down the girl, the far girl has no shoes on that now, which makes it even better that she was driving barefoot. Because I remember when I was a kid, like, not a kid, when I turned 16, my parents were always like, hey, never drive a car barefoot. 44:14 And I was like, why? And my dad was like, you don't have the same control over the pedals. And I was like, really? And I never believed it. And then this picture, this lady did this. And I was like, I wonder if this would happen if she had shoes on. Yeah, yeah. Problem. I mean, probably. 44:29 Speaker 2 Not, I don't know, I mean, where are her shoes? Who hops in the car and just drives with no shoes on? You know, I've done them before leaving a pool. But not like just, I mean, it looks like she just got off work too. Like, what the Hell's going on here? I mean, I know. I think she's with the fire department. 44:39 Speaker 1 I, I think, I, I think that that makes it even worse. You know, when they showed up, they were like Kamala, like, how do you end up in the ditch? And she's like, I don't have any shoes on, you know, like, yeah, terrible. Look, That's pretty funny. That's hilarious. Yeah. But anyway, that was that. 44:53 Speaker 2 Was the the funny? 44:54 Speaker 1 Part of my day yesterday seeing this and I'm sorry young ladies that are listening that think that we are bad people, because I'm not saying you can't try. I'm not I, I don't want to say that. I don't want to say like, but all I'm saying is I don't see a lot of guys getting in accidents like that. You know you don't drive well. 45:11 Speaker 2 I love my wife but. 45:13 Speaker 1 I'm not fixing her van because she's just gonna hit it again next week. Yeah, she, she, your. 45:18 Speaker 2 Wife drives like my aunt just crazy. Just one hand up just like this and just Oh yeah, like. 45:23 Speaker 1 Take it off quick. I mean the few times I've know with her to. 45:26 Speaker 2 Go to the fucking baseball fields. I'm like, I don't know if we're gonna make it. This is scary. I know. And then when she's riding with me, she's. 45:31 Speaker 1 Yelling at me the whole time. She's like, Oh my God, Oh my God. And I'm like, what have you ridden with yourself? Like I'm, I'm, I'm a freaking professional driver right now, but whatever, I'm not going to. I don't want to get in the argument. I just, I just want to point that out. I don't make assumptions. 45:46 I report facts. So I have pictures to prove the facts. The other thing I have to tell you, Brandon, this is short, but it's great. I told Megan because I have to because I love my wife and I tell her everything. So dude, guess what happened to me today? You're going to love this because you do estimates all the time and it's never happened to me. 46:04 Got a hand job? OK, blow job. My wife is literally, I like how she hears our conversation and she comes around the corner and sticks her head in like can't hear me though, right? No, she. 46:17 Speaker 2 Can't. That's why I'm I'm glad. 46:18 Speaker 1 She can't. Yeah, you got. 46:20 Speaker 2 Flashed. 46:22 Speaker 1 Boobs on the. 46:23 Speaker 2 46:23 Speaker 2 Window no no I I. 46:25 Speaker 1 Went to this lady's house because she, she, she was with an HOA and she said, Hey, we got to do this whole, this big detention pond project. And so I'm walking with her. We're talking, I'm telling her about this, talking about that, telling her where riser is, telling her how the drainage works and all this stuff. And she goes, you're so funny. 46:42 I was, I was like, thank you, you know, whatever. And then like 10 minutes later she's like, you have the best personality. And I was like, OK, thank you. You know, it's kind of weird. But so we're, we're talking about 10 minutes later she goes, have I told you how funny you are? 46:58 And I was like, oh, thank you. But Weiner makes jokes, too. We want to see it. Stop it. Stop. So I walk up to her house. I'm getting ready to leave, get my truck. And she goes, yeah, For the last nine years, I got divorced. So I'm just living here alone. It's just me. And a house is paid for. 47:14 I paid it off. And I like to hunt and stuff like that. I love sports. I'm like, oh, like, where's this going? Right? Like, this is a weird conversation because I did. I did not ask for any of this. None of this was me. Like, hey, so did you live here alone? You know, I didn't say anything. 47:30 And she's like, yeah, she's like runs behind his truck and does like 10 push ups real. 47:34 Speaker 2 Quick, but all right, come back over there. No, I did not. 47:38 Speaker 1 And she's like, yeah, I've dated a couple guys, but you know, nothing really worked out. And I was like, cool, that's great. I said, well I'm going to get you an estimate. I said, and I'll have it to you with the next 5 minutes. She was just so you know, I'm not supposed to tell this, but I already got an estimate for the HOAI said, cool. She goes, do you want to know what it is? 47:54 I was like, sure, why not? She's like $22,000. I was like, all right, cool. I was thinking 15, so pump it up to 18. I was like, you know what, I'm still going to give you the $15,000 estimate. We're good. And dude, she reaches out, she grabs my ring finger. 48:13 I've never in my in in my all my life of life's, I've never had this happen. She grabs my ring finger and she goes, It really makes me sad that you have this on. And dude, I did not know what to do. I just sat there and I was like, yeah, yeah, 15 years. 48:31 I could take it off. 48:32 Speaker 2 Yeah, I. 48:33 Speaker 1 Was like, well, if you call me back for an estimate tomorrow, I won't have it on. Just just kidding, just kidding. So it's like, no, no, I'm just little joke, little joke. I mean, maybe the estimate could be 13,000, you know what I'm saying? 48:50 But anyway, so so I leave. First thing I do when I'm in the truck, first thing I do is call Megan. I mean, that's like my first call because I'm so excited, you know, because she's not old. She's like 42 years old. And now don't ask me on a scale from what a 10 was she was because I'm not going to tell you, dude, OK, so solid, dude. 49:09 She was a solid 3 solid 3 solid. Like it was bad, right? So anyway, I leave and I call Megan, and I'm like, oh, my gosh, dude. Like, you're not going to believe what happened. Like, this is so exciting. Like, I was so excited, right? Because I'm like, dude, this is awesome. I'm 47 years old, and I got this chick that's like, you know, oh, my God, if you didn't have that on your finger, it'd be really exciting, right? 49:29 So I'm. I'm like, I'm calling my wife thinking I got here the other day. Yeah, Yeah. Like, this is a celebratory day for me because, you know, women get it out all the time. Like women, they just walk into, I don't know, a gas station and people are like, Hey, beautiful, like your hair, like your eyes, love your smile, right. 49:48 We don't get that as guys. 49:48 We don't get that as guys. We we never do. So I'm excited and she's like, oh, wow, she was probably hideous. You know, like I'm like, what? Why? Like, why does she got to be hideous? She's probably blind and smelled like shit if she would. 50:01 Speaker 2 Like you. 50:03 Speaker 1 Yeah, she probably weighed £400, was disgusting and I was like why? Why can she hit on this? She has to be gross. Pussy lips are probably dragging the ground. 50:10 Speaker 2 Get a bunch of dirt at them. Yeah. And then the worst part was she. 50:13 Speaker 1 Asked me, well, who does she look like? If you had to compare her to one of my friends, who does she look like? So I said, this girl, right, one of Megan's friends. And then I remembered that this friend of Megan's has had a lot of work done, and she's recently been taking Olympic and she's lost like 70 lbs. 50:31 So then I was like, oh, crap. Like, I think I think she's pretty. I don't know if she's pretty now, but I think Megan knows she's pretty. I don't. I haven't seen her in a while. So then I was like, she's that friend, like before the Ozempic and without all the makeup. And she's still fat and ugly. Yeah, that one. What do you mean? She had a lot of work done, A bunch of plastic. 50:47 Speaker 2 Surgery and shit, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Injections and stuff. 50:50 Speaker 1 Oh yeah? Well, I mean, you know, the Ozempic, their bones. 50:52 Speaker 2 Are going to start breaking they said tier 8 well here's my question for you so I'm. 50:56 Speaker 1 Driving home right before we record and this lady texts me and she goes, hey, I just got my last estimate for this job and he came in at $8000. Oh, my God. I know. That's what I said. I'm like, this is this is nuts. And she's like, yeah, it's just him and one other guy. 51:12 It's going to take him two months. I'm like, OK. And she's like, So what else can you do? Like how how, what else can you provide that, you know, we can get you to do this. And I didn't answer because I don't know what she wants, but I'm thinking if I just, like, tell her I'll do it without a shirt on, you know, like, you think that'll do it? 51:33 Yeah, maybe. I mean you got any good? 51:34 Speaker 2 Luck a Mexican jingpaunter off on be like I'll let I'll let Jorge take you for a ride. You know, all right, Final. 51:41 Speaker 1 Offer. I'm going to have all 10 guys do it in their underwear. 51:41 Speaker 1 Offer. I'm going to have all 10 guys do it in their underwear. You might. She might jump on that. I mean, she can bang two of them. Yeah, they'll all leave their wedding rings at home that day. Don't worry about it. You'll You won't know which one. You won't know which one's married. 51:57 Only three of them are married. You won't know which one. So it's like rolling dice. But I promise you, if you come out and you tell that crew I'm single, ready to mingle and you're a white blonde. Oh, they're going to mingle Like they they wouldn't even they dude, they would, they would quit before they would pass up that opportunity. 52:12 So anyway, that was my day. 52:13 Super Bowl Party Pranks, Lost Fanny Packs, and Billboard Fundraising But do you think, I mean, do you think I should just let it go? I think this is trouble, to be honest. I don't know. It sounds kind of fun, but. 52:19 Speaker 2 You know, I mean, you know what else? What else do you normally include? Like you fucking, I don't know, plant a smaller tree. I don't, I don't know. That's why I was. 52:27 Speaker 1 Like I don't know how to answer that. They're like, I'll make sure all the sticks are. 52:30 Speaker 2 Picked up. 52:33 Speaker 1 I'm like, I can't. I just was like, hey, send me their estimate. Make sure you send me their insurance and their worker's comp. And if they have it, I'll I'll float the idea to everybody. But that's like, what would it cost? Tell me that I'll pick up all the sticks. 52:46 Speaker 2 That are over 8 inches. 52:52 Speaker 1 You know, Oh, my wife's gonna kill me when I get done recording this episode. She just said, all right, let's call Crazy Mark and Get Me Out of the doghouse. All right? Yeah, let's give Mark a. 53:04 Speaker 2 Call and see what his two favorite things were from the event. Hey, no matter where he's at in this. 53:10 Speaker 1 Conversation at exactly 5 minutes. We just hang up on him, that'll be fine. 53:26 Surprised it didn't answer my first ring. Just hang up. 53:27 Speaker 2 Hang up, hang up, hang up, hang. 53:29 Speaker 1 Up, hang up, hang up. What's up? Crazy. 53:31 Speaker 3 Mark, what's going on, man? 53:33 Speaker 2 What's? 53:34 Speaker 1 Up what's? 53:35 Speaker 3 Going on crazy, Mark. 53:37 Speaker 2 Doesn't much. 53:38 Speaker 3 Oh, OK, well, I heard, I heard. 53:39 Speaker 2 Chuck in the background. 53:40 Speaker 3 There as they pick up what's going on. Oh, not a whole lot. We're just wrapping. 53:44 Speaker 2 Up the show and we figured, you know, I knew you wanted to run down your two favorite moments that you had at this homeless Super Bowl party. So go ahead and run those down for us real quick. Hey, I just. 53:55 Speaker 1 Wanted you guys to make. 53:56 Speaker 3 Sure you guys didn't forget one volunteer, Crazy Mike. He did help Chuck's alarm situation the night before, and he showed up and cooked with Chris all night long out there, my buddy. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. OK. Yeah, Craig. OK. I thought you. 54:09 Speaker 2 Were talking about the other Mike. Yeah. 54:09 Speaker 2 Were talking about the other Mike. Yeah. Craig. I didn't know his name. No, no, no. There's two mics that yeah. 54:12 Speaker 3 His name is Mike. Yeah, Mike from ABC Alarms. We helped Chuck the night before with it, too. Yeah. Yeah, dude, he was. He was funny. 54:19 Speaker 1 Because he's the one that told me to steal all of Crazy Mark's coke out of the back of the van. And I said, what do you want me to do? Did he talk about that? 54:27 Speaker 3 I said, what do you want me to do with the? 54:29 Speaker 1 With the coke and he goes, just move it to the front seat dude, it'll be epic. So I so I move it all to the front seat and then Crazy Mark comes, I call him over and I go, hey man, I just saw somebody in the back of your van after they stole something. So he opens up the van and all of his cokes are gone and he immediately goes, I stole my coke. 54:49 Wait. 54:50 Speaker 3 I look for the tools and I don't see, I'm like, I don't see nothing with the toes. And I'm like, where's the fucking cokes? And Chuck's like somebody ran over there by the security car with them. So I start running over to look and I'm like, where is it? Where is it? And then I see Chuck talking to Chris, like covering his face. 55:07 He's like, hey, I told Mark to go and I heard him talking about it. 55:07 He's like, hey, I told Mark to go and I heard him talking about it. So I walk up behind Chuck and I'm like an inch away from his head. And Chris didn't say nothing. And Chuck turns around and he's and you about shit his pants because I was fucking. 55:22 Oh yeah, you scared me a little bit. I didn't. 55:24 Speaker 1 Expect that, but yeah, I did. I definitely did listen to your buddy Crazy Mike on that one and he dude, he was awesome. He was a great help. I I did. I was a little concerned. Brandon, did you see what Crazy Mike's hat said? No, I did not. 55:40 Speaker 2 Mark, do you want to fill in? 55:41 Speaker 1 Everybody in on what his hat said, I think it said something about Trump. I. 55:46 Speaker 3 Can't really remember, but I know it upset Tara. Oh, did it see? 55:50 Speaker 1 Yeah, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, I'm upset about his hat. 55:56 Speaker 3 It was like a pro. 55:56 Speaker 1 Trump. Hey, Trump. 55:58 Speaker 3 Yeah, I said Trump needs to deport all these illegal motherfuckers and everything, and her got a little upset, walked away from us. But she's a big soccer fan, so you know, there's that. 56:07 Speaker 2 56:07 Speaker 2 That community's got a lot of illegals in it. 56:11 Speaker 3 Maybe, maybe, but you know, I did. Hey, I did want to talk about the the trivia guy. All right, go ahead. You know, I, I did look back at some of my shit that he made me look at like he made me look up black Mexicans and he made me look up like black this and some weird shit. 56:28 And I was I was a little afraid of having all that stuff on my browser history, all stuff. Oh, oh, wait. Mark, Mark. 56:35 Speaker 1 Mark, Mark, Mark. Yeah. You're, you're telling us right now, if the FBI came in and they took your computer, the scariest part of your Google search history would be you saying, are black Mexicans real? That you, you're telling me you swear on your, your, you swear on a Bible right now? 56:55 That's the scariest thing that would be in your search history. Well, the scariest thing that he had. 57:00 Speaker 3 Me look up would be his shit. Yes, I can guarantee you. So you're telling me? 57:06 Speaker 1 And, and we have witnesses here. There's nothing in your search history that would rival Brandon's search history. Probably not. 57:19 Speaker 3 You. You. 57:20 Speaker 1 Brandon, Brandon, do you believe any of that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I believe, I believe, Mark. 57:24 Speaker 2 'S good. He's he's good to go. He's he's clean. He probably don't use his phone for you. He's probably got some kind of burner account. I mean the last thing I the last thing I looked up. 57:30 Speaker 3 The last thing I looked up was the the medal count to see how we're doing in the Olympics. We're like in 5th place. Yeah, OK. All right. Well, real quick 11. 57:37 Speaker 2 More one more of your favorite event while you're there. Wait, Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 57:41 Speaker 3 That guy was up there. Wait, that guy was talking with me and Chuck. He was talking about, hey, did you know how Michelangelo died and all this other spit? And I said yeah. And I put my arm up to my chest like a special need kids. And I went in that city like that. And Chuck starts laughing. 57:57 I was like, I'll see you guys, but I wish I could have. Chuck, you remember that, right? I remember that. Yeah. Yeah, you. 58:05 Speaker 1 You were fun. 58:05 Speaker 1 You were fun. You were fun mate, you were fun. 58:07 Speaker 3 On Sunday. 58:09 Speaker 1 Yeah, and at the beginning of the show. 58:11 Speaker 3 When Tim started going and we had about 30 or 40 people out there, I just thought it was pretty cool. I got some of the videos and there was like two or three people out there dancing, just grooving along with Tim. And there's this one guy out there with blue socks and blue, blue sandals. 58:27 Just can I ask you? Can I ask you a question? Can I ask? 58:31 Speaker 1 You a question, crazy Mark. So let's say, let's say that Brandon and I were going to put a billboard on I-85 or I-75, right? And we said, you know, what would be cool is if the Billboard read Crazy Mark presents the Daily Doe Show. 58:50 What do you think? I don't know, Crazy Mark would pay for something like that. I would put some money on it. 58:59 Speaker 3 When you say some money. 59:01 Speaker 1 What some money do you monthly because we need to know where me and Brandon need to get our fundraising to what What would you say is monthly? Well, how much is? 59:10 Speaker 3 It a month, it's what what would? 59:13 Speaker 1 You be willing to give, I don't know, like 404 hundred? All right, so we only need $2100. Oh man, yeah, we're, you know, but that. 59:26 Speaker 2 But that guy, but that guy with. 59:28 Speaker 3 The blue socks and blue blue sands. At least he was color coordinated. Yeah, and. 59:33 Speaker 2 And then I have one. 59:34 Speaker 3 More thing about Chuck quickly, you know as as. 59:37 Speaker 2 Chuck was eating. 59:38 Speaker 3 His hot dog. And we were all yelling at him like, hey, did you wash your hands and all that, you know? And he started talking about it was Mike, me, Chris and Oliver talking. I was commenting on how people are all asking for money and everything. And then everybody else, like, yeah, yeah. And then Chuck grabbed his chest and ran back of our band and we're like, Oh my God, is he joking? 1:00:00 Oh my God, is he joking? We're asking, are you joking? And he walked toward the back of the van and he heard he came back and he was carrying his little man purse, which is actually a Fanny pack. It laid it down while he was playing the last his song after Kendra's solo and he was so freaking out. 1:00:16 Speaker 1 Because all his. 1:00:17 Speaker 3 Money. You didn't talk about that, did you? I totally forgot. Yeah. So, Brandon, when? 1:00:21 Speaker 1 I, you know, because Jose walked up to me and Jose gave me a lot of cash. Brandon and he said, he said, hey, you know, because he stayed in our cabin and and Jose loves taking care of the cleaner. You know, he's like, hey, look, take care of the cleaner. I'm like, yeah, absolutely. So he gives me all this cash when I put it in the Fanny pack, which also had a Glock in it, which also had other money in it. 1:00:41 So I'm wearing this thing religiously all night. Well, I get up on stage, I'm like, yeah, I'll grab a guitar and try to play it. Well, was out of tune. I'm getting frustrated because I'm like, yeah, the D chord sucks on this thing. So I'm talking to Tim. Well, I put the guitar down. I just walk away. That Fanny pack was laying on the stage. 1:00:58 How long? Oh, at least 10 minutes. And when I when I, when you guys told me to wash my hands and I looked down and I realized I wasn't wearing my sling. I was like, Oh my God, we thought you. We thought you were dying. We almost armed them. Almost armed them. 1:01:13 Could you imagine if we armed them and we gave them cash like it's the worst results of a party ever? Yeah, that'd be crazy. Well, crazy. 1:01:21 Speaker 2 Martin, we appreciate you helping in everything and we'll talk to you here soon. All right, man, you guys. 1:01:27 Speaker 1 Be safe. Thank you much. 1:01:28 Speaker 3 Yep, see you. Bye. Bye bye. Yeah, that wasn't. 1:01:32 Speaker 1 There, you gave him. You gave him 6 minutes. That's not. Yeah. So all right, we appreciate you. 1:01:35 Speaker 2 Listening if you are you're on radio, podcast or Spotify, be sure to lose the five star of you and Apollo helps out a good bit. We also got the Patreon down below. He's got paid advertising for the show and for damn that scary hooker heroin and prostitutes and go towards our billboard. We got the daily doseshow.com go over there to get all your information and our merch store is there as well. 1:01:55 We also got the YouTube Go over there and check it out, uploading all the full length episodes. Hopefully we'll be monetized here in the next three weeks or so. We appreciate it. Check you guys think before we get on out of here, $2100. That's the goal, baby. 1:02:06 Speaker 1 Yeah, All right. Sounds good. Let's see if. 1:02:08 Speaker 2 We can get any catch cans to help us. 1:02:08 Speaker 2 We can get any catch cans to help us. We'll see you later, but.