Daily Dose 227- They're Butchering The Language - The Daily Dose Show
2026-01-30
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Transcript Chapters This transcript was generated automatically. Its accuracy may vary. 0:00 The thoughts and opinions expressed on this show are for comedic purposes only. They are not a reflection of Chuck Iron Fist or B-Man Thrasher. Enjoy the show, dozers! 0:30 I listened to the show. I don't listen to every show, Branden. It's not every show that I sit down and I listen to. I was in the truck today. I said I gotta see how bad it was. And to be honest, the worst part was your Auschwitz comment. Out of everything that you said, that was the one that lost us the sponsor. Garland Pest Services will still be buying hot dogs and hamburgers for the event, but unfortunately, I don't think they're going to be our sponsor anymore. I think the Auschwitz community is going to be the sponsor. 1:00 That's a good way to describe how effective they are. They can get rid of any kind of pests. 1:10 My God! Why? Alright, well, anybody who wants to be sponsored, that's one thing we don't talk enough about. Please call us, but we would recommend you not be anything that Branden can offend. So, Pest Services, we probably aren't your show. I'm just going to throw that out there. 1:25 Yeah, we need one of those paid protester groups to sponsor us. You see all the protesters out in the street? They're getting paid to be out there. We need one of those organizations to pay us to promote that. 1:35 And you're not going to make fun of them? 1:37 Not until the check clears. 1:42 Like when you were talking good about Israel because you thought they were going to pay you. 1:46 Yeah, for two weeks those fucking bastards are back on my shit list now. Of my rant taking over your country. 1:53 Oh, that's great. So, I did have a productive day. I've been putting some stuff together, Branden. 2:00 Oh, me too. 2:01 Sort of. Go ahead with yours. 2:02 Well, so for the first time in forever, that's actually a... what movie is that off of? 2:09 For the first time in forever... 2:12 Cinderella. 2:13 Is it? No, I think it's like Frozen or Little Mermaid or something. Anyway, for the first time in forever, I called Crazy Mark. He did not answer my call. 2:20 Did he die? 2:22 I don't know, but he probably should have took this one because he didn't answer, so I proceeded with my idea. 2:29 And I have not talked to you about this yet, but I've done all the research and I got an idea. 2:34 Oh, God. Is it involved in something with Mark's butt? 2:37 In a way, yeah. I mean, it could. Yeah, it definitely could. So, after the Super Bowl, our correspondent has nothing to do. 2:45 I mean, we have some other bits we're going to do with them and stuff like that, but I thought, how cool would it be if we make the Super Bowl party Mark's going away party and we buy him? 2:56 And I've already looked into it. We buy him a ticket. There's a Greyhound leaving at 11 p.m. on Sunday, Super Bowl Sunday, out of Atlanta, and we're not going to send him on a long trip. 3:08 He's going to go to Birmingham, all right? It's only like four hours, five hours, 25 bucks. We send him there and he sleeps at the station and gets some interviews and then rides it back in the morning. 3:21 But we're going to make it his going away party, too, because I feel like we might not ever see him again. What do you think? You in? 3:26 Oh, yeah, that sounds good to me. You know, as soon as Mark hears this, he's going to be calling and bitching you out, then I'm going to get another call. I'll be like, "Fuck that guy. I'm not doing nothing for him. Fuck him." 3:33 Why is that? Why is that bad? He's out of content. After the Super Bowl, he doesn't have any more content. That gives him content. We make it a going away party. He loves parties for himself. 3:43 Yeah, he does. He does. I'll bring another poster out there, have all the homeless guys sign it and everything. I mean, they're less fortunate on how's Fox that's listening right now. 3:52 Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. Yeah, so he'll bring a poster. He'll probably get a shirt made. We'll call it Crazy Mark Rides a Greyhound. 4:03 Mark, go bye-bye. 4:07 But the content would be great. He's only got to do it one time a month and we're starting him small. Birmingham's nothing. That's right down the road and I feel like that'd be a really, really good time. And he didn't answer the phone, which means he's in. 4:19 Yeah, I think they call Birmingham like Little Africa or something now. 4:25 Okay. 4:26 That's because of all the doctors and lawyers that are there, of course. Yeah, great people. It's a great town to live in. 4:35 Good catch. So anyway, that was my idea. That was my only epiphany today. How about you? I'm sure you had many. What's going on with Brandon today? 4:44 Well, I got a call last night to fix a leak for irrigation. I thought it was irrigation. It was actually the house water too. So I'm like, yeah, I'm not doing that tonight. I'll do it tomorrow morning. 4:51 So I go out there and I start looking at it and it comes out of the meter and then it's got a T going straight down. Then it goes into a PRV, pressure reducing valve, and then it switches into some other kind of metal. And I had the epiphany. I'm not going to fucking do this. I got someone else to do this. 5:04 So I called him. He charged me cheap as hell. It's a guy I used to work with at the old sprinkler company and he's trying to start his own shit and whatnot. He said 150 bucks. I'm like, oh shit, all right. Told the customer 500. He said, sounds good. 5:14 So that was my epiphany to not do that fucking shit after I got soaking wet out there. Damn, I dug it all up and drained the water out. Let me cut it on to see where the leak is. It was right below my chest. So I busted that on. It was like 35 degrees. That's when I hopped in the truck and took a picture. I said, yeah, Phillip, you can do this one. So I don't know if he's going to be out there. He's supposed to be out there at the time of the recording in like an hour. 5:33 To get that fixed for me. But if not, the dude's not going to have water for a little while. All right, well, call someone else. I dug it up for him. 5:41 But you're making money to not do the job. Yes, yes. That's the model for this spring and summer. Not be at anybody's house longer than 10 minutes. If I can fix it, then I will. But if not, Phillip's trying to start his business and he charges dirt cheap. And if I don't get the job from the customer, I will. On to the next one. 5:56 I will say, I called you earlier today about the situation that I was in. Well, I now have a resolution to that because, oh yeah, tell them about that. I can't bring it in because it's never happened to me before. So I get a call from a customer, female name. Definitely female name. Let's call her Janice. 6:17 Okay. So Janice calls me and she says, Hey, I need you to come out and do this estimate. I need all this stuff done. And Janice, very, very sweet voice. Very, very nice voice. Okay. So I show up and Janice comes out and Janice is wearing a very large, I guess what they would call a moo moo, right? Like a, like a, like a, like a gown you could sleep in or a grandma gown or a dress. 6:44 And she's walking down and she goes, sorry, let me grab my hat. And now she has very long black hair and she reaches in her car and she pulls out a Kentucky Derby hat, which is a very large hat with a flower on it. 6:56 No, I think this is odd, but who am I to judge? Janice is also wearing a very large pink robe over her moo moo with a nice brooch, a big flower pin. And she has size slippers that are, well, slippers on that are, I don't know, size 13s. I think that's kind of odd, but whatever. Janice is a larger lady with very voluptuous breasts. I'm talking probably triple Ds, right? I mean, these are very voluptuous and they are not being housed by a brassiere at this point. She's just walking and they're flopping. 7:25 Titties are flopping. And I, you know, whatever. I've seen it all, I thought, until this point. And as I'm talking to Janice, it becomes very apparent that Janice has a mustache and a beard. 7:38 And Janice has a penis. 7:40 And Janice definitely has an Adam's apple. And Janice's voice is no longer sounding feminine to me. It's starting to all come together. And I said, you know, whatever, man, I'm an ally. I don't care. You know, but it was, the estimate went from five minutes to 10 minutes to 20 minutes to 30 minutes. And she's showing me everything. And this is tough, you know, because I'm just trying to watch what I say. 8:06 So this is a trans. Do you think trans people have longer conversations because they got to think in a man's mind and a woman's mind and tell you both sides? 8:15 Well, I'll be honest. The things that she was saying to me were definitely coming from both angles. I was, the questions were all over the place from, you know, is the bobcat going to tear up my yard and are those vines bad to don't break my flowers and my porcelain elves, you know? And I'm like, this is nuts. 8:32 It's like, you know, venom. Spider-Man trying to tear away from venom. He's like, Oh God, help me now. I'm fine. I'm Annie. 8:40 Dude, it really was. It was very interesting, but it was, it was a good conversation. Everything was going great. And then at some point at the 30 minute mark, I broke and I made a mistake and I was doing the whole like jokey thing. 8:53 And she was, and she was talking about golf or I'm sorry, Georgia power coming through and cutting her tree wrong. And I was like, yeah, they're going to jack it all and be like, sorry, sir, we jagged up your tree. 9:02 You know? And I'm like, Oh crap. I just said, sir. So I was like, Oh, to me when they were doing my penis. Sorry. 9:10 So anyway, 40 minutes in, I'm almost done. I'm almost out of here. The wife comes out. Oh, was it regular woman? That's the crazy part. She was relatively attractive young lady. 9:27 Very well-dressed very well put together, uh, looked like a woman. Like, honestly, if you showed up with this girl at your, at a party and said, this is my girlfriend. I would not be like, what the, you know, I'd be like, yeah, it makes sense. 9:40 I mean, she was what abnormal. So I'm sitting here and now my brain's really turning. Cause I'm like, okay, what's going on? I don't understand what's going on. And then when I called you, that's when, that's when it dawned on me, I figured it out. 9:53 I cracked the code. So I think this chick decided she's a lesbian. She was married to this dude, two 40, six, three jacked. Right. And she's like, look, I'm going to leave you. Cause I'm a lesbian. 10:09 This guy, instead of letting her leave and finding a new life was like, I'm going to get boobs and cut it off. And now I'm a chick and they, and she stayed with them. That's what I think happened because their relationship was so great. 10:23 Like, dude, they were joking around. They were having fun together. Like I was like having a genuine good conversation with them. I mean, it kind of went south a couple of times when I called him, sir. 10:31 But other than that, and I really had to watch the, you guys thing, cause I'm really bad about going. Yeah, you guys need to do this or you guys need to do that. Or yeah, if you guys change your mind, or if you guys have a schedule conflict, every time I said it, I was like, God, stop saying you guys say you people. 10:46 Hey, she's he, she, they, them, they, them. This is what I should have said. So anyway, so I put together this estimate and it's a pretty, it's a pretty hefty estimate. Cause I'm like, this is going to be exhausting, you know, trans tax on there. That's the problem. 11:01 You know, I don't, you know, again, I'm an, I'm an ally and I, and I want to do work for these people because I think that everybody deserves, you know, quality tree service. 11:09 I just, I don't know what the, uh, they might put in some change orders or some things. I mean, if they don't even know if they're a man or woman, they don't even really know what kind of trees they want down or trimmed, you know? 11:18 They're like, we've decided to have you trim our neighbor's trees and we want them all trimmed. I'm like, what? Why are we doing that? We changed our mind. We figured out we don't want ours done, but we still want to get some work done. 11:30 We'd love to see trees get cut. So we, so my fear is this. I leave the job. I send the estimate thinking I've offended them a hundred times. Cause I called them guys and I called him sir three or I called her sir three times. 11:46 I actually referred to her as her name after that. I was like, Janice, Janice, Janice, right? Immediately after I got a phone with you, Brandon, I get a text. 11:55 Looks awesome. Let's book it for Monday. Can't wait. You are great. Oh, what are you going to tell your, uh, amigos working out there? They're going to be like, Oh, what the hell are we working for? What is this? 12:07 That's where the problem comes in because I don't know if these people speak Spanish, but I 100% promise you when all those guys show up and they start working and she comes out and Janice is talking to them. 12:19 They're going to start talking amongst each other. And it's just one thing. It said in the whole thing unravels. So I'm, I'm, I'm working a landmine on Monday, but, uh, but that was, I've been doing this long time, bro. 12:33 I've been doing a long time. Never, ever have I ever seen that. Um, and it was very interesting, very interesting, but I'll say they were a really sweet couple. I just, I got to get some background. So I'm thinking on Monday, I'm going to have to just rip the bandaid off and be like, I gotta know. 12:51 After you get your check, look at it. So, uh, when did you chop the meat and veggies off? You know, the last log goes on the truck and they hand me the check. I'm like, so I got to know, dude, like when did she come out and when did you decide this was a good idea? 13:09 Because I honestly think that she were, I think he would be okay with it. He, he was a funny guy. I mean, we talked about, you know, uh, we've talked about religion. We talked about politics. We talked about, you know, funny. I mean, he was funny. 13:22 No, he was talking about, cause I told him the story about the lady that prays over all of her trees that I went and saw before the storm. And I told him about that story and he said, uh, he goes, yeah, he goes, I feel like, you know, if God sends you a helicopter and two boats, maybe you should use them. 13:41 And that's when we got into religion. Oh my God. I got freaking kids in my house right now. My kids, I ain't home from school yet. I got kids showing up wanting to play anyway, but shut up. So anyway, we're talking about that. 13:52 And I said, dude, this is a funny guy. Like, you know, the stuff that he was talking about. Well, I'm sorry, funny girl. See, that's the problem I'm going to run into. I can't. 14:00 The whole time he said guy, guy, guy, guy, guy, the whole time. Is it offensive though? I don't know. Probably. I mean, if I say it, probably if you say it, maybe not. I don't know. 14:12 I feel like it's, I feel like they just know we're stupid. I feel like they just know we're stupid. You know what I mean? Oh, where are the stupid ones? Oh, okay. You know what I mean? Like we're stupid with how we treat them. 14:22 And we don't know. Cause I even, I even asked one of the, one of the girls that do the dispatch thing that sends me the lead. And I said, well, maybe I should ask for their pronoun. 14:32 And she said, and she said, well, what do you do with it? And I said, what do you mean? And she's like, what do you do with it? Like when they say my pronouns, they, them, what do you then do with it? 14:42 And I thought about them. I don't even know. So is, if somebody says to you, my pronouns are they, them, are you supposed to say like, all right, so them, we are going to be here on Monday. They, and we are going to get this done by four o'clock. Is that okay with them? Is that how you say it? 15:04 The guys, they are on the, I mean the he's are on the way to they's house. I don't know. I would say, fuck off and turn around, but you don't know how to use pronouns either. 15:16 No, I don't fucking use pronouns. He and she are the only fucking pronouns in the world. Okay. Sorry. A single person. Sorry. Sorry, AJC. We're just kidding. But we do want to finish the conversation. So you've never used pronouns in your life ever. 15:30 No, man. Last time I used pronouns was third grade when they taught us what they were. 15:34 No, I don't mean like, I don't mean the right way. I mean, you've never used them the wrong way. 15:40 You see a girl to she or her and you see a guy to he or him. 15:46 But if I tell you my pronouns are they, them, how do you talk to me? 15:50 It. 15:54 All right. If you don't want to offend me, how would you talk to me? What would be the way you address me? 15:58 I could not talk to you, but if I had to give it a shot, I'd be, what the hell is they thinking? 16:03 I mean, it sounds like pig Latin or you sound like you're stupid. 16:07 All right. I guess I'm right. I do know how to use them then. See, because when she was telling me that I don't know how to use them, I was like, I think I just use them replace you and she and he. 16:17 And she's like, I don't think that's how it works. I think it is. I think it does. I think that's how it works. So I'm right. That's confusing, man. It's really confusing. 16:26 Yeah. They're pushing in themselves and the English language. God, terrible. But if that's what you want, you can be happy like that. 16:36 AJC. 16:40 Another extra gay up there. And that's OK. That's OK. 16:42 Oh, come see. 16:44 No, it's OK. See, if you call someone extra great. Yeah, that's a compliment. They're extra gay up there. They're J.C. 16:49 Nowadays. Yeah. Yeah. Extra gay. So. All right. Let's do it. You're not ready to podcast or Spotify, be sure to lose a five star of you and follow. Really appreciate it. Really do. We see you doing it all the time and it means the world to us because it helps us get more eyes and ears on show. 17:05 We also got the Patreon down below. Is that for advertising for the show and for doing that? Scary hookers, heroin, prostitutes, whatever else we need. We got to print a five store. Also, Michael Jeremy's ad. And I mean, that motherfucker, he'd be messing me and Chuck all day. But I got new stuff at it. New stuff at it. New stuff at him like sweet. Awesome. So go over there. Check it out. We've ordered our stuff, too. So we'll we'll be wearing that here shortly on the show. And also when we go to the Super Bowl party, it's going to be a great time. We also got the YouTube channel up there. I've been posting all the cooking videos and the full length episodes. If you go watch that so we get monetized, that'd be great. 17:34 Monetize, that'd be great. And then we'll hire someone to edit out all the bad words and 17:37 Which might have much of a show after that, but it'll be fun. It'll be good 17:41 so and then also coming up February 8 Super Bowl party if you want to be a volunteer you want to come hang out and 17:46 Serve some food and listen to Tim play some music and get a little wild and it's gonna be great even talk about that yet 17:53 Oh, we didn't. Oh, yes, you me just talked about it. We'll bring that up here in a second 17:56 But uh, yeah, so Chuck actually go ahead and bring that up 17:59 I forgot you need just talk about that on the phone 18:00 All right, before I do I gotta say my favorite quote of Friday's episode is Brandon saying they're but they're butchering themselves and the English language 18:10 So Michael Germany, we're talking about shirts being made 18:14 Please 18:15 some way somehow 18:17 Again, they're butchering themselves and the English language. I don't care how you put it on a shirt, but that's funny. Like that's that's funny 18:24 I don't care where you're from. I care what you're into. That's hilarious. Anyway, no, so I got a call yesterday. So 18:29 Guys, this is crazy. Uh, the band, you know, my bad. I've had a band since 2012 and 18:36 We've been playing gigs to our thing 18:37 So we had a band meeting the other day Brandon and meeting which the hell goes on with that 18:43 Oh, you know, you never know. You never know what a band meeting and especially when I'm the guy 18:46 It's like the lead of the band and I'm Michael good. They're calling a meeting, you know 18:50 I'm about ready to get freaking Sebastian blocked out of this thing skid row is going on without me 18:53 So we had a meeting and they said hey look man, like where's your priorities? Where what can you focus on? 18:58 What do you want to do? We all want to start, you know playing gigs again. Hell yeah, and I said 19:02 Here's where I'm at. I said, you know, I'm focusing on the show. I have to focus on the show because without the show 19:08 It's really hard to move the band forward 19:10 But without I'm sorry with the show I can move the band forward without the show 19:15 I can't the band doesn't help the show, you know, does that make sense? 19:18 Like the show can help the band the band can't help the show 19:21 Yeah 19:21 So I said I got to focus my there's only one of me man 19:24 Like I can't do both and I can't practice three four times a week. Like we want to and things like that 19:29 So Tim comes out and he goes, what do you think about this? He's like, let me put together a 19:35 band of the best players you've ever seen in your life and 19:39 Let us start playing gigs without you and that way you can focus on the show 19:43 but we can keep playing gigs and doing that and 19:46 Then whenever you want you just show up and play a show with us and we'll play under distinct grace 19:51 So when we're not playing with you will be some other name like the you know, the whatever. I don't know and I said, dude 19:57 That's I think it's a great idea 19:58 I think it's great idea for you to focus your 20:00 Time because you want to play out and all this stuff and you want to do this 20:03 So I said dude, absolutely green light go start a band do your thing and we'll book you for the next event 20:09 I promise you you will be booked for the next event with your band and 20:13 We'll take care of and you can master it because it takes a lot man to play 20:17 It takes a lot of practice to get really really good 20:18 Like Duncan brothers are amazing because they practice a lot and they're good and we don't because I'm focused on this with Brandon 20:24 Anyway, so Tim says he goes, you know what? 20:27 He's gonna be cool is to come out to that Super Bowl event and just play nothing 20:32 But Jimi Hendrix just melting faces with Jimi Hendrix during the halftime show 20:38 I'm like, this is this is perfect. I mean not awesome. That would be you got freaking bad bunny on the screen 20:44 No sound and all of a sudden you hear purple haze by Jimi Hendrix and he's just going through Jimi Hendrix catalog 20:51 These people are gonna lose their minds because he's really really good at Jimi Hendrix and I said dude, this is great. So 20:58 90% right now 21:00 We have a halftime show like a for real halftime show 21:03 For this thing and he's gonna have to be like in the back of my truck 21:06 Next to the TV playing live for 15 minutes like three or four Jimi Hendrix covers like dude 21:12 How awesome is that gonna be? That's gonna be great 21:15 Is he wearing the get-up and everything or is he just coming out there and uh, so that's the best part 21:20 We did a Halloween show and he was dressed up as I want to say Dracula or something 21:25 And so he had on like a long flowing black, you know all black with this big the big 21:32 You know, I'm not a cummerbund but like the big like fluffy shirt underneath. It's because he wanted to know he might have been a pirate 21:38 Either way, it was either a pirate or a vampire. I said dude, you gotta wear that because that's exactly what Jimi Hendrix wore 21:46 Those big, you know crazy outfits. So I think he's gonna show up in that he'll have a hat on 21:51 Dude, they're gonna probably think like Johnny Depp is out there or Johnny Depp Jimmy and I don't think they know they might even know 21:56 It is but either way halftime show. I think we are booked for a real halftime show 22:01 We don't just have to play music because that's what we're gonna do. This is gonna be legit 22:05 I like I can't imagine how that conversation went down with his wife like, oh, hey 22:09 Can I go with Brandon and Chuck to perform with the homeless down in downtown Atlanta while we watch the Super Bowl? 22:14 I'll only be gone till like midnight then I'll be coming home 22:17 Well, what I think he's gonna do is he's gonna show up stay for the first half and then play the Super Bowl or play 22:22 The halftime and then just leave which is fine. I don't think you want Jimi Hendrix sticking around, you know 22:26 He doesn't want to sign autographs and hang out cuz they don't know who he is. They probably think he's famous 22:29 So he might be bombarded 22:32 Come up with a random name for him be like dude, you see so-and-so came and performed 22:36 It was Jimmy Hendrix son his grandson like barely after Jimmy Hendrix. They just started dating white women. He just got really 22:44 Oh 22:46 Speaking about the party like I said, it's coming up if anyone else wants to come out and hang out and help 22:50 I think we got about five or six so far 22:53 So we need a few more people to come out there and help us serve and they said we have heater is gonna be lit 22:58 Up it's gonna be a good time. We're gonna have a you know, the the less fortunate out there are fairly docile 23:02 So I think we'll be okay 23:04 Especially they got food in their bellies and warmth. I think they'll be happy 23:08 It looks like as of right now we got to go shit in the park 23:11 But we're hoping the community center will let us open up their doors and let us use their bathrooms 23:15 You know, we'll uh, we're not gonna use too much water or toilet paper 23:18 Hopefully not as long as whoever's cooking hot dogs and burgers does it right? But no speak and like I said marks been down there 23:25 He's been um 23:26 Talking to these folks and sending us videos and we've got a two more here for you today 23:30 So we'll go ahead and start with the first one here 23:34 Hi the Daily Dose Show with Brandon Chuck 23:36 I got crazy mark down here on site at Atlanta probably at our site where we're gonna be doing our Super Bowl party Sunday 23:44 And I have what's your name Reggie? Oh, yeah got Reggie here Reggie says staying in the community center. You already got Reggie 23:50 Yeah, yeah wrong one. I will say while you're pulling up the other one you were talking about 23:54 You know where we might have to go to the bathroom and all that, you know the one 23:59 Component of all of this that does not want any part of it 24:02 What I'll that'd be the city of Atlanta 24:04 I just want to thank the city of Atlanta 24:06 for when we reached out to them and said hey we want to do a Super Bowl party for the less fortunate and we want 24:12 To make sure that we got the right permits and we're in there 24:14 I want to thank all the wonderful people that I spoke to up there that said now sir 24:19 We don't deal with any of that 24:21 Let me patch you through to another division and they would patch me through until finally the phone hung up 24:26 So I just want to thank them for their big hearts and how much they care about the people in Atlanta 24:31 That are currently not homed or de-homed or de-housing or whatever you call it. That's that's correct. They don't care 24:39 So I just want to I don't know city of Atlanta 24:42 Zero zero credit for this you all suck. There you get she is 24:48 All right, Reggie's got me 24:50 We're going over into the community center. He's gonna bring me in 24:55 And hopefully hopefully I don't die Oh God Reggie's got me right Reggie 25:01 All right, so people just go in and out as they want 25:05 All right. Well, we'll see how this works 25:08 Pray for me Brandon. Pray for me Chuck. Hold on. Hold on 25:12 Did you did you 25:17 After said I hope I don't die 25:19 He said yeah, and they're allowed to come and go as they want like dude 25:25 They're not in prison. Okay, like I like he was like so surprised. He's like they let them leave 25:33 Any time can you believe that that's crazy I would keep them locked up if it was me 25:41 Let's play the rest of this and I got one more from him inside the center that I gotta upload real quick 25:56 What'd you say tell them to take the air conditioning back home 26:05 That's when mark when that guy said, you know, you notice how marks demeanor change when that crazy guy was yelling marks like oh god 26:11 Please don't attack me. I don't have backup. Please don't hurt me. I 26:16 Got the other one downloading right now. Here it is pull up. Come on now. All right, here we go 26:21 This is him I guess inside the community center 26:25 Oh 26:27 Good old crazy mark. All right. Well, I was just in here to the community center. I'm not allowed in cuz I am NOT a resident 26:35 But we're gonna get a couple people to come out 26:38 They do have a bathroom in here, but you have to be a resident to do it 26:42 But he do have a lot of people over here that he looks so scared. What the hell happened when he walked in his door 26:50 He said he said, I mean, I'm in the community center, but I'm not allowed in because I'm not a resident 26:55 They do have a bathroom. I'm not allowed to use it because I'm not a resident like 27:01 Probably be good enough to do it. I got Reggie over here bringing me some people 27:07 All right, you got some people 27:10 All right. I got some people. Let's go out here and then do some interviews 27:15 You remember me 27:17 Yeah, you remember crazy mark. All right 27:21 All right. All right, and then you who do we have here? What's your name? 27:25 I'm a your ace. Okay, so 27:28 alright, so listen I got 27:31 One two three four you guys so I got a $20 bill on me in a couple to fives. I won't give everybody 27:40 But just start beating them up if you didn't have the camera 27:44 They're very docile people. They're they're very calm. Oh, yeah, we're not supposed to say anything bad guys 27:49 The five so if hey, I remember hey, it's going down 27:55 This is just a reunion for mark from a week ago 28:00 Yeah, you know I want to go down here dude, so I want to just get take on the 28:06 What you guys are doing around here. So 28:08 Alright, so hang on. So let me on restart 28:13 Alright 28:14 Well mark figures out what the hell he's trying to say over there. We'll let him do that and we'll listen just it's the last 28:20 I think we have two more we'll listen to on Monday and then and then that weekend's the party 28:26 So I think we should be good to go 28:28 It's gonna be a good time. I don't know what he's trying to say 28:31 I think he's I don't think he's planning out these what he's saying, you know, I'm saying that 28:36 Kind of do it on the fly and he's just getting all confused. They just keep coming out at him. Yeah, I 28:41 Got I have for you guys. I have only got 28:45 $175 in my pocket, but I'm only gonna give you four five. Oh god, there's another one. Hey, hold on. Oh, hey 28:51 So, oh, I'm doing the math in my head. I can't figure out what I'm doing 28:56 He's his brain. He's just like oh my gosh, dude. This is but see that's the thing 29:00 I don't I don't and again, I'm not trying to mess with the master 29:04 All right, mark is the man when it comes to these videos and the way he puts this content together and he is in charge 29:09 But I don't know if I'd grab was the name Reggie. Yeah, I tell Reggie 29:15 Hey, let everyone know if they want to come get an interview 29:18 I'll give them money and not give them a number 29:21 You know, I mean because when this thing when we show you guys the video on Monday 29:25 It looks like mark is Martin Luther King. He is talking to a crowd of people 29:30 Okay, and I don't know how he had enough money to do it 29:32 I don't like he just he must just have a pocket full of cash 29:35 Well, you know you can see marks is going through his head like all right 29:37 I got four or five dollar bills on a 20. How do I break that? I'm sure they don't have change in there 29:42 There's more people coming. So do I give one guy 20 and the other guys five and some people none or what do I do here? 29:47 so 29:48 You guys got changed for a hundred 29:54 But yeah, I'll change it I'll change it to zero in your hand, how about that 30:00 All right, well we'll get a few more videos there on Monday and I can't wait it's gonna be a great time 30:04 I have not looked at the weather. I guess we'll check that about the Friday before sale fucking cold 30:08 We're gonna be but uh, maybe the Atlanta gods and our regular God will make it a little warmer for us that day 30:13 But what do we do? What do we do if it rains? I 30:17 Guess we just all have to get in the community center or something 30:20 I say I say screw it we move it to a parking structure and let the cops try to shut us down 30:25 We just have a migration. I just tell them I look man. We ain't doing this in the rain 30:29 So we're going to a parking structure and if the cops come 30:32 We just videotape it and we just keep talking about how bad Atlanta is and we're good. Yeah, I think we'll be okay 30:38 So, alright, we'll go and get into daily dose of dumb news 30:44 That's your daily dose of dumb news 30:48 Daily dose of dumb news daily dose of dumb news for you 30:56 Daily dose of dumb news daily dose of dumb news daily dose of dumb news 31:07 Family of man crushed by a bulldozer in his tent at Atlanta homeless encampment sues nonprofits 31:14 So a homeless man living in a tent 31:16 Was crushed by a bulldozer bulldozer just fucking plow straight over all these homeless encampments can camp mitts 31:22 they do have a lot of tents and stuff all over the place and typically there's some broken stuff and some 31:26 Bottles on the ground a bunch of trash because the city of Atlanta won't provide them with trash cans and they won't come pick 31:31 Them up pieces of shit, you know 31:35 But uh, yeah, so they this guy got ran over by a bulldozer and what Steve Atlanta is trying to do is 31:40 They're trying to push all the homeless people all the homeless camp 31:43 it's away as far as far as they can from downtown because they're getting prepped for the 31:47 the the World Cup and they don't want all these foreigners seeing all the homeless people we have around but what uh 31:53 so I'm sure Atlanta's not happy about what we're doing where we're feeding them and supporting them and let them have a party right there in 31:58 downtown because 31:59 This goes well 32:01 might have to have a party outside the FIFA World Cup with a bunch of homeless people and we're just like putting a damn TV out 32:06 There watching it with them and then watch the city of Atlanta freak out about that 32:09 But what what bitches can't fucking find them homes. We're gonna sit right outside the stadium and watch this shit 32:14 What are you gonna do about it? I think it's just called tailgating at that point, right? 32:19 The biggest tailgate 32:21 Yeah, and I think it's only like look probably 50 bucks to rent but you know, they probably rent them out with her space 32:27 But could you imagine if we were to actually successfully obtain a tailgating spots? 32:33 like say we got like three or four spots for a few hundred bucks and 32:36 We brought in a hundred homeless people to take over those spots. How pissed everyone would be and and I don't understand 32:44 I mean that's the thing. Like you said there's no support down there 32:47 You have what you have one community center that I know of and that's why we went there 32:51 That's because that's the one place that's supporting them. The city Atlanta is not supporting them 32:54 So if we do this even this one if this is successful, oh, dude 32:58 We're gonna get some we're gonna get another season to sis letter. Oh, we're gonna get an army of them falling behind us 33:02 That's gonna be great 33:04 Army army is the way to put it because Atlanta is gonna be mad that we're trying to support them down there in Atlanta 33:09 They're gonna be like hey 33:10 Maybe you want to support him in Sandy Springs. I'd be I'd be a better place for them 33:16 Doraville y'all bastards push them all inside the perimeter. That's why they're here because you had to build all your nice suburbs around it 33:21 You're million dollar homes. So you just push them all over the center 33:23 That's why all these major cities turn to shit because that's what they do. Yeah 33:27 Well, I have a question 33:30 Did you say that the family of the homeless guys suing? 33:34 Yeah, uh-huh 33:36 Okay, so I got a couple questions about that. They didn't hear about that much. No, that's what I'm saying 33:41 How can you have family that care enough to sue on your behalf and you were crushed by a bulldozer because you're homeless 33:49 Wouldn't you if you were a defense attorney for the city or whatever be like whose fault is it? He was in a tent 33:55 I mean if you care that much 33:57 Why would you not how was him or at least take care of him in a way that he's not living on the streets? 34:01 Does that make sense? 34:02 Yeah, no 34:03 I get out there to probably try to get a paycheck out of them probably they probably he probably was a headache to the family 34:07 For years and years and the public man, we're gonna get some money off this guy 34:10 You know, he didn't robbed us and stuff like that 34:13 But they put the tent up there like we got uncle uncle Al we got you a place to stay 34:18 It's right here in this construction zone. He's like, thank you all man about time you guys do something, you know 34:24 Apparently who's getting sued his partners for home and safe house outreach to nonprofits 34:29 Apparently it was their job to check see if there's any homeless guys intense before the bulldozers came through and they did not do that 34:34 so 34:37 It says right after his death the city put a temporary moratorium on 34:41 Encampment sweep so they're not allowed to sweep camps anymore 34:44 But I don't understand is why were they not scooping the tent up like when you'd be like, oh shit 34:48 There's something in there. My fur just ran right? It's just flattening everything and then he's gonna scoop it up 34:52 Like what is their tents? What are you talking about? 34:54 I don't know 34:55 I feel like if you do this long enough, you just get complacent in the way you do your job and you just thought 35:01 Nobody's gonna care, you know, if I bury somebody alive, nobody'll say anything, you know 35:05 Cuz I mean took for the most part how many how many homeless people do you think die a year? 35:09 That nobody even knows about by bulldozer. Well, that's okay. That's 35:15 Okay. Yeah, I knew the guy was under there. So that'd be drove over and there's blood everywhere. He popped. Are you serious? 35:22 That's not true. Yes. How do you know that it says it in the story? Oh, that's terrible 35:28 They were in a rush to remove it 35:31 Fortunately turned out they were willing to remove it at any cost so they killed that guy so hold on 35:36 I'm looking it up right now. How many homeless people die by bulldozer a year? 35:42 See, there might be stats on this 35:45 Okay, boom. Here we go 35:47 Based on available reports. There are no official specific statistics to track the number of homeless people killed by bulldozers on a yearly basis 35:55 however, oh 35:56 Wow 35:58 One instance of a homeless individual being crushed by heavy machinery during encampment sweeps have occurred and that was in January 2025 36:05 46 year old man. Is that the one you're talking about Cornelius? 36:08 Was that Cornelia was that Cornelius Taylor you're talking about? Uh, yeah, uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah, that was in January 2025 36:14 This says this was posted January 25th, 2026 36:18 I'm sorry. I don't tell you that's just what sure says Oh January 25 is January 25th. Okay, that makes sense 36:24 Dude, so he's the only one that sucks. It's kind of kind of a means his own stat, you know, it's kind of cool 36:30 Do you know what the leading cause of death is with homeless people AIDS? 36:34 No, why why do you always go to AIDS? We talked about this yesterday. You always go to AIDS on everything 36:41 Everybody that nobody dies of AIDS anymore. I don't know man 36:44 I just said they just told us it'd be a big problem back in school, you know 36:48 It's not AIDS, but if you think about it, you're gonna get it. It's pretty easy. Uh 36:52 Fentanyl drug overdose. Yeah. Yeah and get on else to do sadly city of Atlanta will help bastards. So 37:00 All right up next 37:03 Over 450 pet rats in need of new homes after owner charged with animal neglect 37:09 The first sentence is just gonna make you say all right 37:12 It's animal rescue volunteers are urgently seeking new homes for hundreds of pet rats discovered running wild in a condemned filthy house in a New 37:19 York City suburb 37:21 Hate to break it to you people. Those were not fucking pets 37:23 They were just living there. The lady was not getting them out who the fuck has 450 pet rats you idiots 37:28 They did they were not fucking pets. All right 37:30 I mean how stupid you got to be they would got real fucking cold in this lady's 37:35 House was trash and they just ran in there and hit and they didn't fucking the lady didn't clean up 37:40 So they just lived there and why the fuck is gonna take a pet rat? 37:43 There are millions of rats in New York and find one on the street. There's more rats than people kill these rats 37:50 It makes no sense murder him take him to a damn 37:52 Science Center and have them test AIDS or something on them or damn roofies or whatever 37:58 What'd you find in there the animal control persons like we found a 180 pet rats 38:05 7846 pet cockroaches 38:07 There I think there was two pets in there and a Wolverine like what like this what that doesn't make any sense 38:15 Like dude again, this goes to the ignorance of people right? Like if you're that if you get your job, dude 38:21 if it's my job and I walk in there and I see 38:24 40 40 cats which I think that's happened before like like people will like leave their house or they'll die and 38:30 Some lady will have like 40 cats, right? If I walk in 38:34 I'm going back and they're like how many animals did they have his pets? 38:37 I'm saying none because I opened the door right like I'm not letting these cats. I'm not bringing these cats back with me 38:43 They're gonna be fine. Cats can survive on their own. They're strong. They're smart 38:46 They know what they're doing, but I'm not bringing 40 cats back with me if I have that job 38:50 This is an overachiever and you know, what did they collect all those rats? 38:53 I guess they did because they're trying to rehome them 38:55 Yeah, like no one's gonna have who the fuck's gonna buy a rat as a pet. I mean very rarely 39:01 I mean unless they're you know, what's gonna happen is somebody's got a bunch of snakes 39:04 It's just gonna buy these and feed them to his fucking snakes, you know 39:06 You know the story I told you about when I told the prey to stick the malaria medicine up his butt 39:11 He did it when you told who the prey the guy was in the military with I told him to stick the 39:16 Suppository up his butt and he wouldn't get malaria. Remember that story. Yeah. This is the exact thing that happened 39:21 The guy walked in it was his first day and I see all these rats and his boss the senior, you know pet collector 39:29 That's with him said Brandon. Those are all pets 39:32 You got to collect them and the guy was like, okay 39:34 And then his boss went to go get lunch or coffee or whatever because he's like there's no way Brandon's dumb enough to think 39:41 that I want him to collect 160 rats and then he came back and there's 39:44 160 cages out there the Brandon's already called it in and now the supervisors like oh my god 39:49 And now they have to report it and they have to try to rehome these freaking farmers and that's it 39:54 That's what happened. It was a joke 39:55 And now the supervisor screwed because he told the guy to collect them all so now he's got to like live the lie 40:00 That's it 40:01 Yeah 40:03 The the the the brainiac in charge of this situation her name or his name's Frankie Floridia 40:09 He says what makes it challenging catching rats is that they're in the walls. They're everywhere. No fucking shit, dude 40:14 Why are you explaining us how rats work? Everybody knows how rat fucking works. They live in the wall. They eat trash 40:19 They they live in New York City. That's about as much as we need to know about rats. There's rats everywhere 40:25 It's really weird that a 50% of her pet population had rabies very odd 40:31 Like we seem to seems like these rats enjoy cheese 40:37 Scientifica research breaking ground rats like cheese and dirt and trash which is what New York City is. That's why they're there. I 40:45 Don't know 40:47 idiot so oh 40:50 Man, this gets me flustered like that. Like how stupid are you 450 pet rats? 40:54 You know, I can understand they're in cages and they were like, you know in a nice center and they're like being tested on 41:01 But these are not 41:03 They're being tested 41:06 That's doing them. They should take them to a center and be like, hey, these are all pet rats. Do you guys want them? 41:13 I'm sure there's a lot of research facilities that would take 450 rats that have been caught by some moron, right? 41:20 I just would have left the door open call the fucking blue bulldozer guy from Atlanta to bulldoze that shit 41:28 It's all man did I run over another person but nope, we just hit about 85 rats by about another 400 in there 41:34 But I just keep running them over. It's okay. We don't need them 41:37 Are you sure? 41:40 They're on they all have little white handkerchiefs on 41:44 How do you know they're a pet they got collars? What are they? Can you walk them like this stupid? 41:48 Yeah, I don't know how you can charge it for animal cruelty is like that. The fucking rash just came here. I didn't want to 41:54 idiot so 41:56 All right, we're going getting to what the check 42:01 What the job? 42:07 Oh 42:10 Chuck Chuck it real good 42:16 So we were supposed to have Trina on today from Beast Games remember the hot Einstein chick 42:21 She's really smart and hot and something happened. She had a family emergency and I'm not gonna question it 42:26 She said she had to reschedule. So that's okay. But uh Chuck already had a what the Chuck prepared 42:31 So I guess it's just gonna be me doing it now. I don't know what's going on with it. But uh, I'm excited 42:36 Yeah, I mean, I don't know if you should be excited. Oh, that's the right word 42:40 Because this was gonna be I mean, I just imagine right I put together this what the Chuck and I thought so 42:45 You know, I kind of I put them together for the guest, you know what I mean? 42:48 I'm excited about who it's gonna be and the reaction we're gonna get 42:51 now 42:53 I'm not really surprised at anything you say. I mean all these questions. I just know that you're gonna answer whatever 42:58 So all you people that are listening right now, you need to play along with Brandon 43:02 Okay, because I don't think he's gonna get the required 43:06 Three-questions correct to win the game. So now that she's not with us, it's not who gets to three first 43:12 It's can Brandon even get to three? I don't think you can 43:15 But either way we're gonna figure it out now as you guys know, do you tell this to smart chicks? 43:21 Is that what you did? I 43:22 Tailed it toward a very smart person. So somebody that knows science, you know, you have to know science 43:28 She said she was really really smart. So I chose this one for her and 43:33 Obviously because it's a female we don't get a lot of females on the show. It's kind of sexually oriented. You know, I mean 43:39 Why wouldn't I do that, you know, so anyway, all right, Brandon, here we go. Just for you first question 43:45 What? 43:46 what is the average speed of 43:50 Male 43:51 Ejaculation now, this is all from men's health calm. I'm not a pervert 43:55 I did not make this up, but I did not google it. It is men's health calm now 43:58 I'm gonna give you three choices. All right, the average speed of male 44:04 ejaculation and this is when it comes out. Okay a 44:08 12 miles per hour 44:10 be 44:11 28 miles per hour or see 44:15 63 miles per hour 44:16 See, I remember for some reason back in the day 44:18 We had looked it up and I thought we got like 700 feet a second now 44:22 I don't know what the math is on that 44:24 two miles per hour 44:26 But I I mean, I guess it just depends if you're built up, you know 44:31 You know, it's gonna shoot out faster 44:32 I guess it's average like you're seeing a hot girl and he ain't jacked off in a week 44:35 So if it's like an ugly bitch just kind of like dribble out, you know 44:39 Flow out of the top. I got like like the chocolate fountain at Golden Corral. I 44:44 Don't think that's anything to do with it. I think it does like comes like oh, I don't want to do that 44:50 Come out, you know, it's the average so I guess you know what? I guess you're correct men's health agrees with you 44:54 There are some faster and there are some slower. So the number that I give you obviously it's gonna there could be faster 44:59 It could be slower. So a 12 miles per hour b28 or c63. I 45:04 Feel like you know school zone speeds 25. I feel like that's how fast comes going. I'm gonna be 45:13 So if you were semen you would get a ticket at 28 miles per hour is what it's coming out 45:21 Yes, so the answer is B. However, once the sperm enters the vagina they slow down 45:26 IE like four lanes merging into one it takes them it takes them five minutes to travel 45:34 Six inches into the cervix, isn't that crazy? You could stick your hand in there reach and grab it back out, right? 45:40 You got five minutes you have five minutes 45:42 So if you do it on accident just get in there and grab that out and now if you really want to get crazy 45:46 You have 72 hours before it reaches the egg 45:51 First cuz the plan B shows up and it just starts. All right boys. Here's the fight off the sperm 45:55 They just start biting them and shooting them and then it comes out all weird and the girls all bitchy for the next couple of 46:00 Days because it fucks up her hormones, but you're like hey better than a kid. Okay? Okay. I want to talk about plan B 46:06 That's that's not up. It's a great thing. It's not a great thing 46:10 I'm watching a stupid show called the pit. Somebody recommended the pit on 46:14 No, yeah prime thing. Yeah, and it's like this girl comes in. She's like 16 and she's like I want an abortion 46:21 And and their mom's like you can't I don't want you to get an abortion and all the doctors are like 46:25 Telling her mom like the baby's gonna ruin her life. The baby's gonna ruin it 46:29 I'm like, what do you like that's just I mean, come on. It's not gonna ruin your life 46:34 It's not I'm not gonna I'm gonna talk about you're gonna ruin the baby's life probably cuz you're gonna be a single mom more likely 46:40 And I got any money or any way to pay for it. What pisses me off and I'm actually pro-choice just you know 46:45 I'm pro-choice, but it pisses me off when we talk about teen pregnancy and a parent saying hey 46:49 I want to support this and blah blah and then the doctors or the politicians are like you should kill that thing yesterday, man 46:55 you know, it's just 46:57 Stupid anyway. All right. I saw my ex-girlfriend. She had a kid. I was surprised dude. I feed those things like a pez dispenser to her 47:06 The baby's okay, I don't know 47:10 I almost said something is really inappropriate. Sorry, you see the kid and it's all like 47:18 I'm planning me boy 47:21 You're like I did that that was I do so I knew a chick that took accutane when she was pregnant and it fucked the 47:26 Kid up, it literally says on the pack 47:28 It has a picture on every pill with a pregnant woman with a circle and a line through it 47:32 Do not take if you're pregnant and she still took it. What does it do to the kid? 47:37 Sucks all the oil at the baby, you know, the baby needs oil to build and grow had a bunch of holes all in and everything 47:43 It was bad. Did it was it born? 47:45 Born dead. Yeah. Oh, yeah, it's terrible. Yeah. Yes. I don't take accutane if you got a child. All right. Thanks 47:53 Wait, thanks for changing the vibe up in here 47:56 Alright next question you're one for one which is pretty awesome cuz I know about my heart 48:01 Alright, so this this was mint again men's health to two thousand twenty five. This is when this was taken 48:06 So it's probably not what you think 48:09 what is the average size of 48:12 A male erect penis in America. All right. Oh, I thought you're gonna say in a man. Oh god. No 48:20 Hey 48:22 six point two one inches 48:24 B five point nine five inches or C eight point zero one inches. Ah 48:33 We're counting black guys - right 48:36 Yeah 48:39 They're in America, yeah, okay, so black guys and Asians are we counting all the illegal immigrants because I think they're fairly small I 48:46 Mean, it's American. I don't know what men's health went with but it says in America. I'm gonna go with the five point nine 48:51 I think that's probably right where it is cuz I could have swore I remembered it was like the average in the u.s 48:56 was like five and a half like a 48:58 Couple years ago, so I guess we're growing or getting more black people one of the two, okay 49:02 Well, we have gotten a lot more black people. It is actually a six point two one inches 49:08 Oh damn, look at the brothers bringing up the average 49:13 90% of men 49:15 90% of men measure between five and seven inches when erect while the mean size of a flaccid penis is 49:23 3.89 inches if you insist on measuring yourself, press the ruler 49:29 Against your pubic bone just above your penis, dude 49:34 Every guy that's listening to this that's gonna try it if you go above as they're asking 49:40 You will be below average. I promise you. Okay below is the only way but I think you're right. I think all the 49:48 People moving here from other countries, especially Africa. It's kicking this thing up dude by next year 49:53 If they don't do something in Minneapolis, this could be eight and a half. We're screwed 49:57 I must say it's a you know, they're they're showers too. You know, they uh, I don't grow I don't grow at all 50:03 So they're bringing up the damn which we call it right also the flaccid rate because there's the same hard or soft 50:07 I'm pretty sure it's like the same 50:11 Flaccids almost four inches. There's dudes. There's white guys that are like lucky to have four inches erect 50:18 This is nuts. This is crazy. I know mine's like when it's cold outside. It's like just a head 50:23 am I and then a shaft there's just like a Audi belly button down there and 50:28 Every guy listening to this is a green like when you when you're when you're outside in the cold and you have to pee 50:33 You you have to pull it out 50:35 To clear the zipper it you let you have to like pull him out of his shell and be like yo, dude 50:39 I need to do something here and then as soon as you're done 50:41 He's like boom and he goes right back in because he's cold. This is nuts 50:45 This is what's going on in America right now 50:47 The average is shooting up because of all these people that are hung like horses about say I'm glad I'm a grower 50:52 I just like in travel mode, you know, it's uh, not a shower, you know, cuz I'm not just walking around naked 50:57 You know because I feel like I mean you're your sergeant guy, you know, you had to deal with that all the time 51:01 You know, yeah, but I don't want I don't want to be a show 51:04 I don't be a grower cuz then you never know when you got a show and it takes a minute 51:08 You know what? I mean, like you never know when you're in that situation 51:10 Where they're like, let me questions. Yeah, well, let me see your dick pull it down now 51:14 What are you talking about? 51:15 Like I don't know like like like when I'm like, okay for instance 51:18 like I might be in bed right and I'm watching movie I'm watching TV and my wife's laying next to me and all of a 51:22 Sun just reached over and grabs it real quick. I'm like, whoa. Whoa. Whoa, he answer yourself. Give me a minute 51:27 And I'm like, all right. Yeah, I warm this guy up. But come on. I don't want you touching him when he's scared 51:31 That's not cool. He's resting, you know, yeah 51:33 So I'd ask girl that like liked it gummy and just put it in her mouth and watch it grow like now 51:40 All right, so you're one for two Brandon one for two, oh no, no, I didn't all right 51:45 This is interesting. And remember everybody this was supposed to be for our 51:50 Guest today, so this would have been how much more entertaining with her. All right 51:55 How and again men's health comm it's medical. I'm not a pervert. All right, I'm just reading straight out the book 52:03 how much 52:04 Ejaculate will a man produce in his lifetime on average. All right with gallons a 52:13 Two quarts 52:15 B eight pints or C 14 gallons 14 gallons. I probably did that last week 52:28 C 14 gallons 52:34 It is enough it is enough to fill a gas tank of a 52:40 1993 Plymouth Duster 52:42 Or or you could fill a shop vac ultra pump wet-dry. That's 52:48 Crazy, dude, that's crazy. But I will say now that I think about it that does seem low 52:53 I think I think some men are probably way higher than that and some are way lower than that because I mean 52:59 I'm guessing there's guys in the United States that don't really do that a lot 53:03 Mormon well Mormons do but only when they're having kids so they've only done like 53:07 14 times in their life. I think I think they're like if you didn't jack off for a whole month and then you also jacked off 53:13 Every day for a month. I think to be the same amount of fluid, right? 53:17 No, cuz I thought we just save up and then on that last day 53:23 Kill somebody 53:25 No, you can drown in like an inch of water 53:27 I'm sure you can drown an inch of that too. You gotta know your body only produces so much but it does it 53:32 Every day and then that's why I guess sometimes it's stronger than others 53:36 But you don't just load up for I mean good God good God, dude 53:39 What if you didn't do that for a year? Well, that's what blue balls are yet too much. You got dead semen in there 53:44 Sperm not semen sperm that's burn my bad 53:47 I mean Steve fucking posted a video the other day when he had that surgery a couple years ago 53:50 He had all the dead sperm in there or dead semen and they had to go suck him out. Oh my god 53:55 What his nut was huge man. It was like the size of a grapefruit. Oh, it's disgusting. It was bad 54:00 He showed everyone in the studio to buy sexual harassment, but it's okay 54:07 Okay, all right, you're you're two for three if you get one more out of the next three 54:14 You're good. So I think you got this. Let me give you a hard 54:19 Okay, what are the three top fetishes in China? Oh 54:27 Like inside time, oh man, they don't have a lot of big boobs. Are you thinking like what porn they look up? 54:32 Fetish I need a fed. I need three fetishes. I'm gonna go with boobs 54:38 and feet 54:40 Foot fetish is number two. Oh 54:43 What else they like deep throat? 54:51 You're just saying like sexual things you're like that's not a fetish that's just like a max 54:56 You know, oh like a squid job like they use a squid they let it 55:01 Cock now no, but now you're on the right track. That would be a fetish. All right, you have two more guesses 55:09 They like to oh they like to roll their dick up in a sushi roll 55:15 Then have someone else eat it no 55:19 one 55:22 Damn uh 55:26 Nose porn 55:28 What they busted in one nostril wants to come out the other I 55:33 Don't know Chinese are weird say Japanese or Chinese you say Asian Chinese 55:37 I actually said that cuz I thought for sure you'd get the first one. That's why I chose this 55:41 The first one is they're into submissive. They're submissive 55:45 Submissive submissive because you know, they're all the Chinese people are all submissive anyway 55:48 So it made it was interesting that one of their biggest fetishes over there are being a sub which dominate you dominate them 55:55 I don't know. I don't know over there. Yeah 56:02 I got I've got your multi-night. No, I got you multi-night, you know 56:06 It's like well Jamal's just dominating everybody and then the last one which you didn't get was a for some reason number one 56:13 There I don't understand this one 56:15 High-heeled shoes and hoses and stockings. Oh because they're also short but 56:22 Why is that? Why does that matter? Uh, they don't see a lot of tall people. Oh 56:28 Everybody's got 56:33 Okay, alright so you you didn't not get a point for that you have two questions left you got to get one 56:38 Alright, this one's I think this would be easy. I wish we had our our Einstein on for this one, but she's not here 56:44 So Brandon good luck 56:46 intercourse 56:47 Triggers the release of various hormones in the body 56:51 What are the two most notable? 56:54 um 56:57 Adrenaline oh 57:02 Pheromone 57:04 Are you serious? How do you not know these? Oh, uh hormones in your body, uh 57:12 Happiness I 57:15 Mean 57:18 No, no, it's like this is crazy. You don't know the every knows these I don't think I know any hormones. Um, I 57:26 Always thought it was just kind of like that fucking witch talk back in the day, you know like this astrology or whatnot 57:31 Or whatever it is when the bitches are like, oh my stars are aligned today. What's that called astrology? 57:38 Bullshit same thing with hormones fucking made-up shit. Uh 57:44 What do uh 57:47 Gorton sperm, okay, I'll give you one and see if you get the other one 57:51 All right, and if you get the other one, I might give you a point depending on how good you are 57:54 The first one is oxytocin 57:57 Oxytocin is the love cuddle hormone from bonding and trust. Oh, okay. Next one is adrenochrome 58:07 It's like what people kids produce I don't know if that's I don't know when that stops though 58:12 No, the last one would be dopamine. Oh 58:17 Which is the feeling good hormone for pleasure it does say other key hormones are released including endorphins for pain relief 58:25 Serotonin for satisfaction 58:28 prolactin and 58:29 Yeah, it's all good. None of those. All right last one you will get this 58:34 I'm glad I saved this for last cuz Brandon you're gonna nail this one out of the park 58:37 There's no way you won't know out of all the people I can ask this question to I know you'll know the answer you ready 58:44 The drug most commonly referred to as the date rape drug is what? 58:52 Rufus 58:54 Rufi is the slang for it, which is short for roof and all 59:00 Roof and oxide. Mmm. Come on, man. I know you know it you fucking sick man. I know you know it you dirty boy wrath 59:10 Something roof 59:14 Not it starts with an R, but it's not roof anything 59:20 Redoxil unbelievable that you of all people don't know what the date rape drug is. I don't know what it is. I just buy it 59:33 Rote root root roots on is a mixture of Rohypnol and 59:43 Did 59:45 ecstasy 59:47 GHB ah 59:49 Damn, now now those are the that is the actual date rape drug is Rohypnol on GHB and I can't give me Rufi's 59:55 That's the name of it. That is the the slang for it 59:58 It's like I don't hold it though 1:00:00 But it's it's real I asked for the drug member supposed to have somebody smart on here right now 1:00:03 Okay me so I go with Rufi's the other chick 1:00:06 We know what the fuck the real name is now 1:00:08 You can also mix a certain drug with alcohol and I probably shouldn't even tell people this 1:00:13 I feel like this is a dangerous thing to even tell people because I didn't know this until now 1:00:17 You can mix a certain drug with alcohol and it has the exact same effect as Rohypnol and GHB 1:00:23 Which means the person is awake alert, whatever, but they remember nothing from the night before this is interesting. Do you know what drug it is? 1:00:32 Drug you mix with alcohol to forget everything a drug that you if you take this drug and you drink alcohol you will remember nothing 1:00:42 Hydros I 1:00:44 Had ketamine. Oh, you don't remember anything off ketamine anyway 1:00:48 How would you know? 1:00:49 Because a lot of people do it. I know have you ever done it Brandon? 1:00:53 No, unless it was given to me in a weed pen. I didn't know it 1:00:58 Yeah, so the ketamine so you did not you did not pass you did not win I have a 1:01:03 Don't know how I don't know how Rufi's is not the answer because Rufi's is like it's slang for well hypnol and GHB 1:01:09 It's not it's not the I asked for the drug not the slang for the mixture if you go and ask drug dealer for Rufi's 1:01:15 He's gonna give you fucking Rufi's. All right 1:01:19 I'm not asking you start going to ask for a real fifth all fucking GHP. They're gonna be like, oh fuck you you fed 1:01:26 This guy's a cop. Let's get out of here. I think I won that 1:01:31 Yeah, I think we'll get out of here. Uh 1:01:33 No, man, that's it. I'm excited about the mark situation. I think you're gonna jump on board with it 1:01:38 I know that Mark's not but we'll keep trying to get a hold of them and we'll see what happens 1:01:43 alright, be sure to ask your drug dealer for a 1:01:46 Teta hydro can of boy next time you want fucking weed. All right fucking retarded. We'll see you later. Bye