Daily Dose 217- Real Life No Country For Old Men - The Daily Dose Show
2026-01-16
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Transcript Chapters This transcript was generated automatically. Its accuracy may vary. 0:21 The Disappointing Decline of the Land Man Series be here with everybody and I have everybody talking. Man. I got on early because Chuck told me 5 minutes and he's like, I meant 25 minutes. I'm like damn you. I was stop, stop my TV show for this. And while I was looking at my news stories, my weed pen fell and it hit this button. 0:37 I thought I was dying. I thought I was going like, this is it? I'm gone. So I'm still here, though. My name is Brandon Thrasher. It's the Daily Dose Show over there. Is Chuck Iron Fist. How you doing? 0:46 Speaker 1 Well, I've said this many times, if you do die, that's not the sound you're going to hear. What's? 0:50 Speaker 2 It going to be like, yeah, probably that one. 0:52 Speaker 1 No. Do you have, do you have one that's just screaming? Look. 0:56 Speaker 2 At that one. 0:58 Speaker 1 That's close to what you're hearing. No, man, I'm good. I'm good. I'm, you know, I, I'm, I, I waited a little while because you had told me it was early in the week. It was probably Monday or something. And usually I got to go home and watch Land Man before I record Man and I forgot. 1:00 to 1:16 I'm like, Oh my God, you're like Land Man has another episode out. Some of you remember I did like a top 10 things. You must watch the first one I did months ago. Land Man was #1. 1:28 Speaker 2 It's. 1:29 Speaker 1 Pretty bad. Then I moved them to #6 Sir, congratulations, they are no longer in the top ten. It is absolute trash TV. It makes no sense. There's no story, there's no plot. 1:45 Billy Bob Thornton himself cannot save this show. And Taylor, Tyler Sheridan, whatever your name is, I am not happy with you. You should be ashamed of yourself what you did to this great show, and it sucks. It's stupid. 1:58 Speaker 2 Well, you know the the irony of it is at all that every I just I watched the news 1 and all the other ones had sucked there to this one. This had been at least there was something going on here. At least you get you know, spoiler alert. If you haven't watched the latest one, don't listen to this for like the next 5 minutes just skip ahead, but they finally get the fucking oil rig on the water. 2:00 to 2:00. 2:17 Thank God we're not in the fucking office. At least we're seeing progress here. At least the fucking rig is moving down the Mississippi. They're in Louisiana, they're having a party, Thank God. All right, cool, we've got you know we've got then we've got Tommy getting fired. Great, great turn. 2:32 Thank God. 2:32 Thank God. Finally something is happening. There's some action and then Cooper's girlfriend's getting raped in the alley and he beats the shit out of them. Thank God something is happening, you know, like there's, there's just not been any excitement. I feel like every time that girl's on the screen, it's always in a dark room. And I'm waiting for someone like stab her like one of the Mexican people, like the Mexicans just left her alone since then. 2:51 And Cooper, I'm waiting for something really bad to happen to him. And now the bad happens to him. I'm like their, their storyline's fucking retarded. The girl's going to college. At least she stuck it to the damn they they them person. Thank God. And at least money won and common sense won over the ferret. The ferret freak over there. 3:00 and 3:08 But no, it's, it's, it's crazy how shitty it's been. And like this this episode #9 has been the best out of all of them. I believe in season 2. 3:17 Speaker 1 Apparently I have just grown numb to how bad it is because today I woke up Brandon. I was I was watching it and I got mad when the whole college thing happened and the ferret and the they them and all that. I'm going, OK, this is this is stupid. 3:32 There's no way they're going to bring this person in as a character, like don't do that to me. And then TL with the prostitute or I'm sorry, stripper and they're in the pool and she's like hitting on him and he's, I don't know, 89 and she's 23 and I'm going come on, this is stupid. 3:53 And then Demi Moore, who didn't realize that she has a terrible southern accent till today, did not. 4:00 Speaker 2 Sounds like he's dying all the time. 4:00. 4:02 Speaker 1 She's like, I just, Tommy, I decided that you're fired. You know what? I'm like what? And then they fire Tommy and I'm going, OK, the one character that I don't want to see miserable because he's always miserable, is is Billy Bob Thornton's character, Tommy on the show. 4:21 And now you've fired him, which means Ally Larder's going to leave him. And now I got to deal with her not being a part of the show or as much. And I like her. And then Dale isn't going to live with Tommy anymore. And I like Dale, like they're killing me with this show. 4:37 I hate him so much. I might not watch the season. Did you know they only have one one episode left? 4:43 Speaker 2 That's the fucking worst part. Like I'm hoping it's just like Tommy just goes and does like fucking business with the cartel or something or starts his own shit, is hoping what they do and get away from this whole it's all just fucking litigation and shit and bullshit. And that a lawyer that's supposed to be this rock hard tough lawyers banging a fucking a guy who's from London but he's actually, it sounds Australian. 5:00 Like I don't know what's going on here. Makes no sense. 5:02 Speaker 1 And he has a mullet. And he's ugly. 5:05 Speaker 2 And they're all living in like the same house and he's like down the block. And it's like a, you know, I don't know what's going on here. There's just a bunch of talk and everything. Nothing like the first fucking season. But I just like the fact that there has been something to happen. There was three things at least We see a boat on the fucking water, the rig moving timing gets fired like, oh shit. 5:21 So where's it going to go now? And then, you know, there's the the attack rape in the alley. I'm like, you know, you don't want to see people get raped, but at least something happening, you know what I mean? 5:29 Speaker 1 Well, hopefully. What's this? What's the son's name? 5:32 Speaker 2 Cooper. 5:33 Speaker 1 Hopefully he catches a stray 1, You know what I mean? He needs off the show. He drives me crazy. And so does his little girlfriend. Like, she's like, I don't want to be with you anymore, mijo. Because you're rich. Shut up. Are you kidding me? She wanted to break up with him because he was rich. 5:50 What? Never happened in real life? Yeah. And her. 5:52 Speaker 2 And how is he leading a crew? And he's still driving That shitty old GMC didn't even have a work truck. What the? 5:57 Speaker 1 5:57 Speaker 1 Fuck, and I don't know how they cast a black guy underneath of them. Like really, like, you really think that this this dude, and I want to say the black dude is he's like, he should be a manager. Like, he's been around for like, what, 20 something years? And now he's working for Cooper, who's been there for, I don't know, 6 seconds. 6:13 Like, shut up. This, this. I'm so mad, Brandy, you're making me more mad. OK, But I'm going to watch the last episode. Oh, you got to. Yeah. So, so help me God, if Billy Bob Thornton doesn't end up working for the cartel and drilling for the cartel and making billions, I'm never watching it again. 6:32 I'm done with it. And I'm just going to write it off Land Man off my top ten. Don't watch Land Man if you haven't watched the last episode. 6:40 Speaker 2 Yeah, it's pretty. It's bad. I will see what happens. It makes me sad 'cause the first season was so good. I had some such high hopes for that, but Oh well. 6:47 Coaching Youth Baseball: Injuries and Tomlin Speculation Alright, so, but I say you've this week, earlier this week, you've been having a baseball practice going on and whatnot. The season's back in swing again, which makes our lives complicated, but it's it's all right. How are the kids doing? What's our initial thoughts? I heard you, you had a Dominican hurt, right? 7:02 The last I heard he was on the IRI. 7:04 Speaker 1 Did he's fine now? All the boys have been checked. The last one my actually he won the center field position today. His dad texted me and said, hey, he's got physical therapy. He's going to meet with his doctor. We will be at practice if he's healthy. 7:20 We will not be at practice if he's not. I'm like, Oh my God, like, are you kidding me? Like this kid's a stud. He showed him a practice tonight. Oh my God. So And not only that, he won the center field position, which is insane to me because he was never a center fielder. The kid's a rock star. He had his, he took his water bottle out there with him. 7:37 I'm like, who? That's a bold move. Like when you're trying to like, win a position and you take your water bottle with you because you're like, I ain't leaving for a while, You know what I mean? I was like, that's freaking legit. And there was one point I hit him a family ball. He had his water bottle on his hand. He kept it in his hand and went and called the ball. 7:54 I was like, what? This gets a stunt? So anyway, what? What? 7:57 Speaker 2 Are all these kids doing in the offseason, they're getting hurt you don't have in their contracts, like they can't be doing like hopscotch and like Pogo sticks and you know all that dumb shit to hurt them? 8:04 Speaker 1 I know one of the kids on the team looks at Carter and he goes, he goes, hey, are you guys allowed to play tackle football at recess? Carter's like, no, we can't do that. And he goes, we're allowed to and I was like what? And Tony Carter tells me this, I, I swear on my mother right next day this kids parents texted me and said, hey, our son got hurt playing tackle football at school today because. 8:27 Speaker 2 They have no path. 8:29 Speaker 1 He's got a bone bruise, and he might not be able to play for the, you know, a couple practices. And I'm like, are you kidding me? So I had to take all the boys and be like, hey, guys, no tackle football, OK, No tackle football. And like, what'd you do? That was dumb. Like, well, I climbed a tree and I jumped off. 8:44 You're like, no, no, no, no, none of that. No hitting people. Yes. But dude, they look so good. They look so good. I'm, I'm so excited about the season because as you know, 9:00 last season, if I lose Brandon, my coaching career is over. 9:01 It's over. I'm, I'm, I'm walking away like Aaron Rodgers. 9:05 Speaker 2 Your first loss. You're just leaving. 9:07 Speaker 1 No, no, if I'm losing season, I'm going to I'm going to stick out the season. But you're talking 50. I mean, yeah, 5050 games is what this season is going to be. If I have a losing season, if I'm 26 and 24, I'm Aaron Rodger in it. I'm I'm you know what? I'm sorry. I'm Tomlin It did you see Tomlin quit. 9:23 Speaker 2 Yeah, earlier this week, yeah, he did. I saw that. 9:26 Speaker 1 How did I miss this? I don't know. And then you're texting me. You're like Tomlin resigned. And then you're like Tomlin to Ravens Baltimore and Harbaugh to Pittsburgh. Dude, that would be awesome. That'd. 9:38 Speaker 2 Be crazy, dude. That'd be insane. I saw some people were speculating that and then they were also thinking about the Browns and then just like rotate, like they just do a little rotation. Just the Browns goes to Ravens, Ravens goes to Steelers, Steelers goes to Browns. 9:52 Speaker 1 They all know each other's offense and defense would be good. 9:54 Speaker 2 Yeah, so that'd be pretty funny. 9:56 Uncovering the Real-Life Murderer in No Country for Old Men But no, actually, we were talking about TV earlier and I saw this crazy video earlier and I had to look it up and confirm to make it true, make sure it was true. But so you've seen No Country for Old Men, right? 10:07 Speaker 1 Yeah. 10:07 Speaker 2 Yeah, it was a book and everything. 10:07 Speaker 2 Yeah, it was a book and everything. I specifically chose that book in 11th grade. We had to do a book report on it, mainly because they say the movie and the book's so close. So I just watched the movie like 3 times and then I just found the quotes in the book. 10:20 Speaker 1 Dude, I told you when I was in, I want to say I was in like 11th grade, we had to do a book report and it had to be like 20 pages long. And I was, and I'm, I'm in the the library and I'm like, I see Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade and I'm looking at the book and I'm going, there's no way that they're, they have a movie like this is like a heck, right? 10:43 So I get the book and I'm like I read chapter 1 and then I watch the movie and I go it's the exact same. I did not read a single page of that book other than chapter 1 and I got 100% of my book report because I watched Indiana Jones and last year say like 10 times. 11:00 I just, I just kept watching it on repeat. I knew everything in my book report. I was like Harrison Ford at this point, did XY and they're like, wait, what? How did you know that was Harrison Ford? Like, I mean, I mean, Indiana Jones, you know, but it was awesome. So, so, so no country for old men. You're talking about the one with Javier? 11:15 Speaker 2 Bardem, Tommy Lee Jones, and damn, who's the other guy? Fuck, he's the guy in Narcos or not Narcos. 11:23 Speaker 1 Ethan Hawke. 11:24 Speaker 2 No, no, no, no. 11:25 Speaker 1 No Denzel Washington. 11:26 Speaker 2 Josh Brolin, Josh Brolin. Josh Brolin. Yeah, there you go. But so I was watching this video earlier. It's about a guy. He's he's like an author and he does all these like cool videos and shit like that. But when I didn't realize, apparently, you know, the main thing is no country for old men. You got Javier Bardem that comes in and he's a hit man for the cartel, one of the big drug Lords. 11:42 And he's trying to find the money that that that is owed to the one of the cartels. Well, in the book, one of the quotes is Tommy Lee Jones's character. The sheriff in town says this all started back when that federal judge got killed in San Antonio. And then he goes on to tell us that the the person that killed that there was the judge was John Howland Wood. 12:03 He died in 1979. He got shot by a an assassin by the cartel. Well, the the the cartel assassin. Can you guess who it fucking was? 12:13 Speaker 1 What are you talking about? 12:15 Speaker 2 All right, so the assassin was Charles Harrelson, which is actually the father of Woody Harrelson, and Woody Harrelson was in the fucking movie No Country for Old Men you. 12:24 Speaker 1 Following me here, is this a true story? 12:26 Speaker 2 Yes, yes, true story. Woody Harrelson. Wait. 12:28 Speaker 1 Wait, no country for old men's? A true story, no? 12:31 Speaker 2 No, no, no. But that one Easter egg or it's it's kind of tied into it because the one line where he says it all started when that sheriff or that judge got killed in San Antonio, he says in his book. And that was a real occurrence. 12:44 Speaker 1 OK, And that was Woody Harrelson's dad. 12:47 Speaker 2 That killed him, Yeah, Assassinated him. 12:49 Speaker 1 And that did that happen in real life? 12:51 Speaker 2 Yes, you can look it up. 12:53 Speaker 1 So wait, Woody Harrelson's dad's a murderer? 12:55 Speaker 2 Yeah, Woody's Harrelson's father, Charles Boyd Harrelson, A convicted assassin, died in maximum security prison Supermax in Colorado in 2007, serving two life sentences for murder, including the 19771979 assassin assassination of U.S. 13:11 District Judge. 13:13 Speaker 1 Crazy. God, I didn't know that. 13:14 Speaker 2 Yeah, and then his son Woody Harrelson, plays in No Country for Old Men. He's the guy trying to track down Javier Bardem, that is sure. 13:22 Speaker 1 Wild. I wonder. I wonder if he like, of course he knew. It's kind of weird though, that you'd be in a movie that talks about your dad's. 13:30 Speaker 2 Murder, yeah, I know it's crazy. It's like, and they tied it in with that in the book, but I guess the book was written before, obviously before the movie, so it had to be I, I guess they wrote in the 90s. I don't know when No Country for Old Men was wrote. Let me see. 13:44 Speaker 1 What I I don't, I don't either. And I'll tell you, I've watched that movie probably it's not it's you know, I've watched it three times. It's it's not that it's hard to understand, but it came out the same time as the movie with what's the guy that was in Gangs of New York? 14:04 He's in a he's he's a really big actor and he won, he won all the awards that year. I think No Country for Old Men and this guy, I'm looking at it. I'm looking it up. Hold on while you're looking up. No, I know, Daniel. 14:17 Speaker 2 Day, Lewis. 14:17 Speaker 1 Daniel Day Lewis, So he was in a movie that came out about the same time as No Country for Old Men. OK. And if you ever seen this movie and then you try to watch No Country for Old Men, there will be blood. 14:33 There will be blood. So there will be blood. Came out in 2007. OK, no country it. 14:41 Speaker 2 Came out 2007. Also, the book came out 2005. 14:44 Speaker 1 So there will be blood and no country for old men. Have you ever tried to watch one and then watch the other one? 14:51 Speaker 2 No, I don't think so. 14:52 Speaker 1 I challenge you to do so, Sir, because if you do it, you won't know what happened in either movie. I don't know what it is about There Will Be Blood. It was the hardest movie I've ever understood in my life. And they won. Like, I don't know that was. And I don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to crap on your movie because I know you like No Country for Old Men, dude. 15:09 It was really kind of weird to follow and to stick with it. And Javier Barden, Bardem's character. Is it Bardem or Barden? 15:20 Speaker 2 Javier Javier Bardem. 15:22 Speaker 1 Or whatever. But dude, it was really, they're just really weird movies, so I don't know. Have you ever seen There Will Be Blood? 15:30 Speaker 2 No, I don't think so. I mean it's kind of like, you know, I mean, but with the other one, like the you know, he's got no country for old men. And then you've got oh, brother, we're out now. And then I think raising Arizona. Those are all Cohen brother movies and the Big Lebowski. I believe the two brothers that do it. But they they all they had that style of movie where it's like, what the fuck happened? 15:48 Because I'm pretty sure they did The Big Lebowski also and raising Arizona and Oh brother, we're out there. I know that for sure, But they're all the storylines are all kind of like, what the fuck's going on here? Really like I don't understand what's happening. 15:59 Speaker 1 Didn't they do something about Mary too? 16:02 Speaker 2 They might have. Oh God, they got a lot right here. 16:06 Speaker 1 Something about Mary. 16:09 Speaker 2 18 Films, Blood Simple, Raising Arizona, Miller's Crossing. Oh no. 16:14 Speaker 1 Directors were Bobby and Peter Farrelly. Farrelly, you're talking. 16:18 Speaker 2 About and then you got the Hudsucker Proxy and they did Fargo also Big Lebowski or brother they'll the man who wasn't there, Intolerable Cruelty, The Ladykillers, Paris J Timane. I don't know how to say that Chacunsun Cinema, No Country for old men, Burn after reading a serious man. 16:35 Oh, they did the new True Grit too. I didn't know that. That's like not kind of their style inside. 16:40 Speaker 1 It was a weird movie too. 16:42 Speaker 2 Llewellyn Davis Is that the guy from No Country From Old Men? 16:46 Speaker 1 No, Daniel Day Lewis is that I, I don't know. I, I just think that some of those movies that just they're over my head and I, and I don't, you know, I used to care, dude, like even like in the mid 2000s, I really cared. Like up to 2010, I loved going to the movies. I loved watching movies and, and just like, you know, just being like, OK, what's the hoopla about this? 17:04 I mean, I watched a lot of really dumb movies, but then they got political and then they got just really stupid. Like, have you seen the One La La Land? 17:16 Speaker 2 What the fuck is that about? 17:17 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 17:18 Speaker 2 Is it a bi racial couple that has mixed children and one of them is gay? 17:21 Speaker 1 It's essential. 17:21 Speaker 1 It's essential. I mean, dude, there's it's so bad, so bad. And I mean, even the one with, Oh my God, Brad Pitt and Chris Leonardo DiCaprio, Brad Pitt fights Bruce Lee Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, which won a crap ton of awards. 17:36 And I watch it and I'm like, you could have just stuck with the Manson family getting murdered, you know what I mean? Because that's. 17:43 Speaker 2 The one or the old one? 17:44 Speaker 1 It's the new one or it's the new one. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. And then Brad Pitt like kills half the Manson family and they never get to. I don't even think they get to kill the lady. It's really weird. But I'm just, I don't know, man, Movies, movies have lost me. I haven't seen a movie, a good movie in a very long time. 18:01 That's why, that's why I'm so stuck on like, you know, freaking land, man, and all this stuff because that's all I have. And now I'm losing that. It's like I can't get any good entertainment anymore. 18:10 Speaker 2 Just like watch like some really good porn or something, you know? 18:13 Speaker 1 I don't think that would be very healthy for my marriage. 18:16 Speaker 2 Oh you can watch it with Megan like a 2 1/2 hour porno. 18:19 Speaker 1 Dude that would that would not dude like like like, you know, what's funny is when you when you first get in the relationship and and Megan, I'll never forget this. Oh my God. And we, we've been together like maybe a year and somehow that came up about doing that, you know, and, and she's like, yeah, yeah, of course. 18:38 I'll, I'm, I'm down with that. 18:38 I'll, I'm, I'm down with that. Like, yeah, yeah. And like we weren't married yet. You know, I don't think we've been married. And you know, we tried it like 3 or 4 times. 18:46 Speaker 2 To watch a whole movie. 18:47 Speaker 1 No, just like, just like, you know, whatever. And, and then after like we get married and she kind of like realizes like she's in charge, like dude, that would never happen again ever in life. So I, I don't know, I, I don't think a lot of women are into that. 19:04 Speaker 2 It's funny because like what do you type in like and who has the controller? Like do you type in like you're thinking about like big busty women or something or big tits or not a big ass, but you then you type in like women that look like my wife. 19:16 Speaker 1 You're like, you're like, you're like mediocrely pretty women with decent bodies but nothing too good and men that have really small penises, you know? And that's what you type in. And you're like, babe, look at this. I just found the hottest porn on the Internet, you know? And she's like, oh, yeah, I can see that. That girl's really pretty. 19:32 You're like. 19:34 Speaker 2 No, all right, here we go. All right, well, we appreciate you listening. If you are you're on iHeartRadio podcast or Spotify, we appreciate it. Leave us a five star of you and a follow helps out a good bit. We also got the Patreon down below. He's ever paid advertising for the show and for damn, that's scary. 19:49 Hookers, prostitutes, heroin, everything like that. 19:49 Hookers, prostitutes, heroin, everything like that. Damn, that's scary. You know, we're looking about the homeless people down there in at the Super Bowl area for the Super Bowl down near Mercedes-Benz Stadium. Put the party on for them. So we're going to get some feedback on that and we'll talk to you next week about that again. 20:05 So we also got the YouTube channel, we're putting all the videos up over there. If you can go watch that. We need 1000 of you to watch 4 episodes. So we get monetized and then we'll hire an editor to edit out all the cuss words on YouTube. So hopefully we keep that monetization and we got the the predify shop up all the merch people have been ordering. People have been getting their their shit now. 20:21 So that's good. I don't know what Michael Germany did, but he's more attentive to it than I was, apparently. So we appreciate that. Go over there. He got a lot of good designs, and he keeps putting new stuff up and he's putting stuff on everything. I think I saw someone requested like a actual tank top. I think we had like a sleeveless shirt and he wanted like a real tank top or vice versa. 20:39 But I think Michael Germany is working on that, too. So we appreciate it. All right, yeah, we'll go ahead and get in too, David. Oh, you got something? 20:46 Speaker 1 Just so you know, it's so weird to not have you pitching the event January 11th at New Rome Bridge. Like I, I've gotten so freaking, I've gotten so like, this is crazy. So we're gonna have to, we're gonna have to come up with another event soon so we can start talking about it five months in advance. 21:03 Speaker 2 I know it's fucking nice though when I don't have to do a fucking 2 1/2 minute spiel. I remember we did. I did that for fucking six months when we were doing the one at pontoon and. 21:10 Speaker 1 That was stupid, that was. 21:11 Speaker 2 And then like, and then like fucking I'm like oh, this is nice. And like 2 weeks later, like Chuck's like promote just now do it now. We're gonna do it now. I'm. Oh my God. OK. 21:18 Speaker 1 All right, I'll give you, I'm going to give you a month off go. 21:20 Speaker 2 Ahead, yeah, it's nice to have a little break, but I do have to get the flow back and I'm just like, I am also, this is like we're recording really late, like our second episode of the day and I forgot, honestly, we had to do 1 and I hit the pin a lot. I'm still fucking hitting it right now just like just keep me going, I guess. So we appreciate you being here. 21:36 Speaking of that, you know me hitting the pin. 21:37 Man Knocks Out Protesters: Faking Injuries for GoFundMe I just look at funny videos on the Internet sometimes. And this one's like current. This is a this is a guy at an ice rally and he's he's trying to be respectful, but they're not too respectful to him. And it's it's pretty funny. We'll watch it real quick. That's your daily 22:20 This guy's got a, this guy's got a bullhorn in this guy's ear and all he's doing is hand him there with a American flag. He's got to get away from these guys and he's still like the only thing. 22:32 Speaker 1 Pushing. 22:33 Speaker 2 Pushing the shit to make from the bullhorn over night. 22:45 Speaker 1 Was. 23:02 Speaker 2 Here. Oh he's wobbling another 14. Red shirt comes back again. This is the best part right here. Dude he got six people in that video. 2 was the same guy. 23:20 Speaker 1 I'll be honest, that was pretty legit. Like when you watch that video and that guy doesn't look like he's young, He looks like he's probably my age. And to have that kind of stamina where you knock out 4 out of 6 and the other two, those were good punches. And this dude was just rocking them. 23:36 And that's why I'm saying like, I, I don't care what your politics are, man. If you go to a demonstration, you might want to know how to fight. Even if you're just going to like, I don't know, stop baby seals from reproducing. I don't know, like just know how to fight because if it goes down you got to be ready. 23:51 And do people always want to fight at those things? I don't get it. Like why? 23:54 Speaker 2 Well the crazy thing is like the only person he attacked first was the dude that had his that was putting a bullhorn in his ear for 25 seconds or so while he's trying to get away from him. The guy goes down, drops something. Now I mean that left hook was me and man nailed him and then no one else had to catch any smoke. 24:10 But everyone wanted in on it, thought they could beat this guy up and they all learned they could not. And the I mean, the funniest is just the guy who got left hooked at the beginning, knocked out, wakes back up, runs over the home. But. 24:21 Speaker 1 Whale fold them. 24:24 Speaker 2 That's hilarious, man. I was like, Oh yeah, that's what just you'll be trying to fight someone if you don't know how to fight, you know? I mean, probably best of life. Let me just stay away from that situation if I don't know what the fuck to do. 24:36 Speaker 1 Yeah, well, don't walk out of somebody and put a bullhorn in their ear. You know, that's, that guy actually lasted a lot longer than I would have lasted. Like that dude was trying to get away. And I thought when I watched that video, I thought he was going to turn around and crack him as soon as that bullhorn hit him in the face. Because you see, he hit him with the bullhorn at one point, hit him in the head. 24:53 I was like, this dude's going to turn around and smoke him. And he didn't. I mean, he showed a little bit of compassion, I guess. But then he had enough. He waited. That dude dropped something and it was over. It was bad. 25:03 Speaker 2 Yeah, I don't know. These all those videos at the protest seem to be getting good views. We got to go out there and when they were doing the George George Floyd I can't breathe protest, they were doing something at downtown Newnan and we did the thing for radio is piece piece of piece pizza or something. 25:18 We were like trying to hand pizza out, pizza out. We should go up to Atlanta and like hand out like joints or something to kind of calm everybody down you. 25:23 Speaker 1 Know what we'll do is we, we got to wait till there's a protest and then you wear like what you wear like a like a pro police shirt and I'll wear like a anti police shirt. And we'll just be walking around and like, you know, hanging out and like, hey, guys, like, we're friends, you know, you guys want a beer or something? 25:41 And we'll, like, try to make peace with everybody, although you might get killed. 25:45 Speaker 2 Oh, it's about to say no, that's me and my buddy were just talking about that earlier about how you know Renee good. The lady got shot in the face by the ice officer. She's got one and a half million dollars and the dude got 500,000. Me and my buddy are thinking about just like going to one of these protests in downtown and just like punching each other like no, not Cody together. 26:01 We just start hitting each other and they were like. 26:03 Speaker 1 That piece of shit. 26:05 Speaker 2 You know, he had to be the liberal or I didn't be the liberal. But you could be like the liberal and then like, I'm out there and you like, punch me and I like punch you. We get in a fight and we probably both go to jail. But we just get the news out there and we probably both make a good amount of money. 26:16 Speaker 1 No, and then and then I'll pull out a 22 and you pull out a 22 and we'll shoot each other in the leg. Like not, not anything really bad. Like I don't want to get in the kneecap or anything, but like you shoot me like in a meaty part of my quad, you know, and I'll shoot you in the calf. And then we both got shot. And then we'll be like, we're suing, you know, and then we'll get all this money from the go fund and we'll be like, ah, we're dropping the gaze, you know what I mean? 26:35 And we'll just walk away with the half a million. That's how we get this show off the ground, baby is we do this. 26:40 Speaker 2 Yeah. 26:40 Speaker 2 Yeah. I don't know if we have to like shoot each other, though. I was hoping like we maybe didn't have to do that part. 26:45 Speaker 1 What about just tasing each other? We'll have Tasers and we'll shoot, We'll, we'll countdown, we'll be like 321 and we'll shoot each other with Tasers and we'll both just fall over, you know? 26:54 Speaker 2 They might call that like an equal draw. I think you probably need to tase just me something like that, you know? 26:59 Speaker 1 I'm down with that. Yeah, I like this better. Yeah, I'll just tase you and you pepper spray everybody. 27:05 Speaker 2 There we go, that'll. 27:07 Speaker 1 Work as I as I'm tasing you, you're like you're just pepper spraying everybody. I think that'd. 27:13 Speaker 2 Work. You could probably do that and then we just can't, you know? 27:16 Speaker 1 My luck, my luck, my luck. We'll do it on that Freedom Bridge over 85 and I'll tase you and you'll just flip off of the bridge and die. I'll be like, no, it was, it was a bit, it was a bit. And you're down there, you're laying on the concrete and I'm like, he's probably OK. 27:34 And then a big rig. I'm like, oh gosh. 27:39 Speaker 2 Yeah, we just wait for the GoFundMe money to come in. Chuck's like organizing it for my dead body and he's just collecting all the money over there. 27:48 The Silver Lake 'No Cruising' Signs and LGBTQ Community Reactions So all right, well, guy ain't getting Duke de la Dosa dumb news. So this was this was a video I saw. I actually looked it up and it was like a it was a while ago, but I don't ever remember hearing anything about this. And it's kind of funny. 28:04 So street signs were targeted by the LGBTQ community in L as Silver Lake. Can you guess what these street signs were that they were offended about? 28:16 Speaker 1 It's in Silver Lake. 28:17 Speaker 2 Yeah, in LA, Los Angeles, Silver Lake. 28:20 Speaker 1 Did they have anything to do with the word Silver Lake? 28:22 Speaker 2 No. Uh huh. 28:23 Speaker 1 Oh, well, then how would I know? I don't know. I. 28:25 Speaker 2 Don't know this is pretty retarded. It says they removed no cruising and no U-turn signs because apparently, supposedly, which this is even Dumber to me, they put those signs up in the 90s to keep gay men from hooking up. 28:41 Speaker 1 No cruising. Is that what it's called when you look for gay guys? 28:44 Speaker 2 It says there's no cruising, but there's also a no U-turn sign. So I guess you can't like turn around either. But I'm not understanding what's going on. Were these like male prostitutes on the side of the road or is like they're just meeting up? They just think this is a gay area. They're like, if we put these signs up, gays won't come. I'm I'm just so confused by the whole idea of it and why the gays felt they needed to take them down. 29:04 Speaker 1 So maybe when you drive by the gay hook up place, you don't see it until you're right on it and then you got to flip AU turn real quick to go back. So they put up no U turns that way if you missed it, you were like, ah, crap, and you couldn't do it. Yeah. 29:17 Speaker 2 But I think you could probably go down further, right? I mean that. 29:21 Speaker 1 They're like we did. We did some studies. OK, if we make the turn around a mile away, gay men won't come back. They won't turn. 29:32 Speaker 2 They say study shows gay men will only travel up to one mile for gay sex. They won't travel far from their home base in fear of prejudice and bigots. It's like a National Geographic. They're like watching them. 29:47 Speaker 1 The gay man drives by. He sees the hookah plays, but will he have time to get back? Well, it's .9 miles and we all know the gay men will travel up to one mile. Oh, there he goes. He's turning around, he's turned and he's heading back to Make Love. 30:04 He's like, what? 30:06 Speaker 2 Yeah, when they first put the signs up, we have a a rare gay approaching the sign. He notices there's a new law enforcement sign with a cop across the street. Will he risk it for his bum to get? 30:18 Speaker 1 Lizard no, he won't. 30:18 Speaker 1 Lizard no, he won't. He runs off. He sees he sees the no U-turn side. Oh God, he sees the no cruising. He knows, he knows, but maybe it's worth it. It might be worth it. 30:33 This is actually something I would watch this, but he goes, he goes. 30:36 Speaker 2 For it. Oh. 30:37 Speaker 1 They called for arresting the shooting dead right there. They said he reached for something, but it was just a large dildo he's going to ram up his ass. 30:50 Speaker 2 Oh man, yeah, I there there's someone that. 30:54 Speaker 1 I, I don't agree with any of that, by the way, that that was Brandon. I think that's terrible, Brandon. 30:58 Speaker 2 You made, I mean, you did a better impression than I did. I'm. 31:01 Speaker 1 I was I was I, I'm sorry, God. 31:05 Speaker 2 That'll be in the transfer. 31:06 Speaker 1 Please forgive me. 31:09 Speaker 2 Oh man, do we should see how many LGBTQ organizations we can join before they catch on and figure out who we are. 31:15 Speaker 1 I'll join one right now. Hold on. Here we go. All right, I'm going to get on. 31:15 Speaker 1 I'll join one right now. Hold on. Here we go. All right, I'm going to get on. I bet you I can find one in less than 10 seconds. Yeah, there's probably. 31:23 Speaker 2 Going to be a gay guy at your door here soon. 31:25 Speaker 1 GBTQ commute All right, here we go. LGBTQ nation and follow. You're now following this page. Boom. No, I got to do no. 31:37 Speaker 2 I don't mean like that. I mean like we got to like, Oh yeah, start posting stuff in there. Just start posting like weird gay stuff that like not normal gay guys would say until they figure out who you are. 31:46 Speaker 1 All right, I'm posting right now. 31:47 Speaker 2 We didn't get some group really mad at us, you know what I mean? 31:50 Speaker 1 Well, this one has 1.5 million. Yeah, get them pissed, but I don't want to get them mad. I mean, I'm, I'm an you know what? I'm just going to let them know I'm an ally. Let me who I am. Let me know if I'm just in there and tell them. 31:58 Speaker 2 To listen to this, yeah. 32:01 Speaker 1 I'll just let them know, like hey guys, I'm here for you. Don't know if you know who I am, but I'm an ally. 32:05 Speaker 2 We started a new show in honor of the case. 32:10 Speaker 1 32:10 Speaker 1 OK, so you can't call them that? 32:15 Speaker 2 They like it, someone said. I could call them that. 32:17 Speaker 1 I'm I'm not oh you know what it says. It gives me suggestions. Now it gets better. Is a page I should be a part of. Let me see if they let me post to. 32:27 Speaker 2 Get so many gay recommendations on your phone. 32:29 Speaker 1 It gets better as a nonprofit organization with a mission to uplift and power and connect LGBTQ plus youth around the world. See, I don't want to do that. That's weird. I'll get me arrested. Oh my God, Why is Hillary? Why isn't? Why is Hillary Clinton the next suggestion? 32:44 Speaker 2 I see you're getting gayer already. 32:46 Speaker 1 Instinct Magazine OK, what's this? The nation's leading lifestyle entertainment site, Instincts Distinct Voice, has been around since 1997. Doesn't look too gay. I don't think they're gay. Yeah, yeah, Hugh Jackman on here. That's not gay. Anyway, I'm going to, I'm going to look into this. 33:02 I'll I'll get a, I'll become a member of some of these and I'll start posting and trying to get you some traffic over here. 33:07 Speaker 2 Yeah, start pushing the word over there. Yeah, Just don't know you're an ally and just come over here and be like, maybe, you know, we might have differing opinions, but I'm trying to understand, you know, something like that. They come over here. 33:16 Speaker 1 Hey guys, man, come follow the show and comment on anything you see that offends you, see how long that lasts with Josh Gibbs waiting in the in the shadows. 33:26 Speaker 2 The brow You got to take two weeks off of work just to snipe Thomas back. 33:30 Speaker 1 Terrace, Terrace. Like welcome to the group. Tom, Sheila, Kristen, Billy, so and so, so and so Chaz, right? And Josh is like, how many of you are gay, you know, And all of a sudden he's just attacking people. And it's like, dude, come on. Be an ally, man. 33:45 There's nothing wrong with it. 33:47 Speaker 2 Dude we'd get 20,000 comments in the first day. 33:49 Speaker 1 For sure. That's, that's fine. I I, like I said, man, I'm, I'm, I'll stand by it. You guys think I'm kidding. Brandon's the one that's not I'm I'm 100% an ally. 33:58 Speaker 2 All right, we'll see how the we'll see what the the the gays can do for us. Or do they prefer alphabet? 34:03 Speaker 1 People see don't say any of that. Don't, don't, don't make fun of them. 34:03 Speaker 1 People see don't say any of that. Don't, don't, don't make fun of them. OK, fun of. 34:07 Speaker 2 Them, I just don't know what to call them. I mean, LGBTQ is a very long name, I have to say. 34:11 Speaker 1 Like the road sign thing was funny, OK, And they know that they get that most, most of them are pretty level headed people. Like they're going to find that funny. But I, you know, I don't they, they tend to comment a little bit like they're, they get, they get involved in the chats, you know. So I think that would help the the algorithm for the show. 34:29 Speaker 2 All right, well see how many gays you can get over. 34:31 Speaker 1 Here, that's your job. Recruiting Gay. That's my job. I'm just, I'm just trying to make us more diverse, Jack. 34:37 Speaker 2 'S going to be on the cruise like hey you gay, hey how? 34:40 Speaker 1 Do you? 34:41 Speaker 2 Know here that's a good show a. 34:43 Speaker 1 Straight guy walks up, he's like hey, what'd you just give him? Like nothing. Shut up. Leave me alone, you and your. 34:48 Speaker 2 Beautiful wife, get out of here. 34:50 Speaker 1 I don't want you OK? 34:52 Speaker 2 Oh, man. 34:52 Speaker 2 Oh, man. OK, All right. 34:54 A Royal Marriage for Greenland: Geopolitical Theories and US Bases Up next, So there's been a new diplomatic solution people have been theorizing to come up with in order for everything to go smoothly with the new control of Greenland. If the US wants to buy a Greenland or take control of it, people are speculating that Baron Trump can marry the Princess Isabella of Denmark and Greenland is given to America as a dowry payment. 35:20 They're real big about that over there. And that would be a pretty big thing that the Trump family would want. And the chick's pretty. You know, she's good looking. I'm not going to say she's hot because I don't know how old she is, but. 35:31 Speaker 1 What's her name? 35:32 Speaker 2 Isabella of Denmark. 35:34 Speaker 1 Princess. 35:35 Speaker 2 Yes. 35:36 Speaker 1 Isabella of Denmark. 35:40 Speaker 2 She's all right, she just, she's 18. She doesn't look bad though. I think I could see Baron getting with her. 35:47 Speaker 1 Gosh, she looks like somebody she'll. 35:49 Speaker 2 Say who? 35:51 Speaker 1 She looks like somebody, dude. She looks like my neighbor and he's a boy. It just hit me who she looks like. 36:01 Speaker 2 Dude, Baron is 19 and he's 69. 36:01 Speaker 2 Dude, Baron is 19 and he's 69. Good. 36:04 Speaker 1 God, I don't think that she's she's not much of A looker. Let me see what Baron looks like. OK. OK. Yeah, I can see them two together. He's not he's not that good looking. 36:20 God, he looks just like his Father. 36:22 Speaker 2 Yeah, he's 69 though. That's fucking insane. I mean, I don't know how he's going to always going to be when he's like, or what is he going to be like when he's like 25? You know, he's probably going to be something to deal with. He's going to be a problem more than likely. But we'll see. I don't know though. I mean, is when's the last time 2 nations like actually did that? I mean, that used to be a thing back in the day where like nations would do that. 36:39 But I think for now they just all do that within their own countries, right? They're not like England's not like telling France, like hey, here's my son, can you marry your daughter? You know? And then we like. 36:48 Speaker 1 Strong still. The elephant in the room here is you said Denmark. Denmark owns Greenland. 36:53 Speaker 2 Yeah. 36:54 Speaker 1 I didn't know that. 36:55 Speaker 2 Where have you been like the past five weeks we've been talking about this? 36:58 Speaker 1 You've never said Denmark owns Greenland. I've never heard you say that. 37:02 Speaker 2 Everybody else in the world has been talking about that. I figured you might have saw that part. 37:05 Speaker 1 No, I don't. I didn't know. I don't care about Greenland. I don't even think about it. So now, now I'm kind of intrigued. So why would we? Why would we want to take over Greenland other than just for resources? 37:18 Speaker 2 Strategic. Apparently it's like massive up there and it's closer to the top side and we can control the waters and the more land and a lot of fucking resources. 37:28 Speaker 1 OK, isn't that covered? Nice. 37:31 Speaker 2 Yeah, we got shit to melt that though and drill through it. It's not all ice. 37:36 Speaker 1 OK, we're asking everybody in America give up your space heaters for one year, OK, we're going to thaw out Greenland like. 37:44 Speaker 2 This is why we've been trying to help with global warming. Apparently we need to form that bitch up so we can drill in that hoe. 37:50 Speaker 1 37:50 Speaker 1 I, I don't, I don't think it's ever going to happen. I don't think we'll ever have Greenland. I don't think it'll ever even be realistic. Dude, if we took Greenland, Europe might attack us. Like, like, there's so much you can do. Venezuela. Yeah. 38:05 Cuba, Mexico. Not good, not crazy. You start taking European countries, you're probably going to get attacked. And that sounds like something that happened once and we had to attack back because. 38:18 Speaker 2 We won. 38:20 Speaker 1 But we weren't trying to take over countries. We just, we just left. We just left bases everywhere. We were like, hey, you're welcome. We're going to need 100 square miles of this. You're welcome. We're going to need 100 square miles of that. Oh, in Germany, we're going to have 1000 square miles of your country. 38:38 You know, like if you go to Germany, there is a huge footprint that's owned by the American people or all the United States. Did you know that? 38:45 Speaker 2 No. How much of it is own? I mean, I remember going over there, but I don't remember seeing American. 38:50 Speaker 1 38:50 Speaker 1 Parts, dude, you've got so many military bases over there, so many military bases. And you have a leisure resort called Edelweiss, which is in one of the most beautiful parts of Germany, in Bavaria, at the foot of one of the most gorgeous mountains. 39:06 And the United States was like, before we leave. 39:09 Speaker 2 We want this. 39:10 Speaker 1 We want this property, Well, sorry, sort of the most expensive property. No, that's what we want, you know, and we just took it, So it's cool. I'm thinking about taking the family there someday, but no, I I don't think it's going to happen. And Baron Trump 69. God help this poor girl. 39:26 How tall is she? 39:27 Speaker 2 Spying on 6/9. 39:29 Speaker 1 Dude, if she's not over 59, that's not happening. She died, dude. 39:35 Speaker 2 I don't know her height. They don't list her height. Them, them markings are small, ain't they? 39:40 Speaker 1 And Markians, you know, it's funny, I don't know what they're called. I don't know. Are they called the marks? I think they're marks. 39:48 Speaker 2 The the Martians, the Markins. 39:51 Speaker 1 Is that what they call them? 39:52 Speaker 2 No, I don't know. 39:52 Speaker 2 No, I don't know. I'm just making shit up. I got. 39:54 Speaker 1 To look it up now she's. 39:56 Speaker 2 So she they don't even fucking measure they don't even know how while her exactly. 40:00 Speaker 1 They don't even measure. 40:02 Speaker 2 Why her exact height? Centimeters. Her feet isn't a standard entry in brief BIOS? She's a growing teenager, all right. We fucking know that. Why? Why are they scared to measure her? 40:11 Speaker 1 Dude, they're called. They're called Danes. They're called Danes. 40:14 Speaker 2 Oh, that's where we get the Danish. 40:16 Speaker 1 Stupid. 40:17 Speaker 2 Yeah, Denmarkian. 40:19 Speaker 1 Denmark. 40:20 Speaker 2 I don't even. 40:21 Speaker 1 Know, I said. The marks. 40:23 Speaker 2 The marks, yeah. 40:23 Speaker 2 The marks, yeah. I don't know, man. I don't know about Europe. I mean, they, I don't really know what they could do, but I mean, I mean, they could get rid of all our military bases over there, but we'd probably be pissed about that too. 40:37 Speaker 1 They're not taking and I we have nukes over. 40:39 Speaker 2 There. It'd be a shame if they got set off over there, huh? 40:42 Speaker 1 Yeah, we're they're like, they're like, we need you guys to get out of RAF Lake and Heath immediately, like OK, and then just light the fuse and walk away just. 40:51 Speaker 2 Set the timer by see you guys, but you're leaving all your stuff. But yeah, we don't need it can. 40:56 Speaker 1 We use it. 40:57 Speaker 2 Yeah, for the next, you know, hour and a half, sure, Play with it all you want. Look, Oh my God, we're going to take over the world with this shit. 41:08 Speaker 1 They just gave us 10 nukes. 41:11 Speaker 2 How do we arm them that Oh, there's one already armed, Sir. Where's he going here? They. 41:19 Speaker 1 Took the propulsion. 41:23 Speaker 2 Oh, man, that'd be hilarious. I mean, not for that would be hilarious. Not for the Europeans, God rest their souls, but for everybody in the distance on the boat or the helicopter. 41:39 That fucking bright. Oh, man. 41:39 That fucking bright. Oh, man. Yeah. 41:44 Survey Reveals Phrases Women Hate & Financial Independence All right. Well, man, it's been a good day. I'm all right. We'll, we'll go ahead and get into. 41:51 Speaker 1 What? 41:52 Speaker 2 The check. 41:53 Speaker 1 What the check? Oh, Chuck. 41:56 Speaker 2 Me. 41:56 Speaker 1 What the check? I forgot the audio on my computer. So this is what so I teased this yesterday. This is this is one of my favorite surveys that I've ever seen in my life that I I was like, I was very shocked. 42:14 But it is a it's a survey that was done with 1000 women, 1000 women were surveyed. Brandon. 42:22 Speaker 2 You know, how do they do this survey? Because I the other day I got a text message that asked me how I thought Trump was doing or something like that. And a, it was like, this is a so and so survey. Is that how they do them? Text them? 42:34 Speaker 1 I don't know. I don't know how they I think they reach out to these women and they just like call them and they're like, are you, do you identify as a female? Oh, that's the problem. They probably asked me to identify as a. 42:44 Speaker 2 Female. Well, I'm also, yeah. But I mean, I feel like calling people ain't the way to do it. You have to do like people on the street, right? I don't know. 42:51 Speaker 1 Maybe that's how they did it. I mean it was done by. Hold on, let me make sure I got this right. This is weird fem feminafemina.com. 43:00 Speaker 2 I can't even type that right now. 43:02 Speaker 1 I don't even know how to spell it. I I as you can see, my writing is like scratch. Anyway, all right, here we go. So there's two things. Thousand women survey the top two things you should never say to a woman. 43:19 Let's see. I'll give you 5 guesses if you can get the two things. All right, go ahead. 43:25 Speaker 2 All right, I thought someone was breaking in the house. We're good. What? Well, August went to his girlfriend's house, so I'm the only one here. I thought there was someone breaking in, so I was looking at the camera. Oh, OK, We're good, I think as. 43:37 Speaker 1 You get shot. 43:39 Speaker 2 I got time. I had to get the gun off the water then. 43:42 Speaker 1 You die and they're like, why didn't he fire back? You got guns all around you. I know I need you. I'll be like Officer. He really likes him, his decoration. 43:52 Speaker 2 But he just puts nerf bullets in him, He don't have real bullets. I do need a gun underneath the table though. A little pistol. Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow. 44:01 Speaker 1 OK. 44:01 Speaker 2 'Cause I see a lot of shit and there's. 44:02 Speaker 1 A window right there. Stay with me. I'm sorry. Stay with me. OK? What should a man never say to a woman? 2 phrases. Calm down, OK? That's not that's not one of them. Remember, women were surveyed. 44:18 And it's not just men, you know, I, I messed up. It's not just men. It's what no one should say to women. So women might be saying like, oh, women can't say that to me. 44:26 Speaker 2 Either 2 phrases. 44:29 Speaker 1 You cunt. OK dude. What? Come on man. 44:35 Speaker 2 I know women hate that fucking word man. They they're like, that's mean. 44:39 Speaker 1 Yeah, but it's OK, I didn't say word. It's not a word. These are phrases. Phrase. It's just a phrase. It could be. It could be 5 words. Now it's a phrase I. 44:50 Speaker 2 Thought it was a phrase. 44:51 Speaker 1 God, no. It is a phrase. It's not words. It's not. 44:54 Speaker 2 2 words to. 44:54 Speaker 2 2 words to. It's longer than two words, OK. 44:57 Speaker 1 They are all longer than two words, yes. 44:59 Speaker 2 OK, all right, all right. I'm gonna stop to get 10. Scott, have you? Are you pregnant? 45:08 Speaker 1 Number one, when is the baby due? Number one women hate is when is the baby due? That blew my mind. 45:17 Speaker 2 Even if they're pregnant. 45:18 Speaker 1 I think if they're not, if they're pregnant, they're fine with it. But I think it's the ones that aren't because, you know, they probably surveyed a bunch of Husky women, you know what I mean? And they were like, I hate it. And then, you know, if you're over 180, you probably get it a lot. So that's number one, number two, number two. 45:35 And this. Oh, I shouldn't have said 1828280 is what I meant that 180 is not big. 180 is good. You're healthy. If you're 180, you're athletic. Dude. Brandon, shut up. Stop laughing, please. Can you not draw attention to this anymore? OK, I said 280 is what I meant, Brandon, All right, you got you got 1. 45:55 You have two guesses left. 45:55 You have two guesses left. And it's the second phrase which. 46:00 Speaker 2 Wait, what's the? 46:02 Speaker 1 Question God, what is #2 what is the second most? The the the what is the second phrase women hate to hear the most? This is interesting to me. 46:16 Speaker 2 That looks good on no man. 46:21 Speaker 1 You're going down the right path. 46:24 Speaker 2 That looks good on you, but it wouldn't fit me. Or it was. It was not my style. 46:31 Speaker 1 No, but you are so opening yourself up to your inner woman. All right, 'cause that is, that is that you're that weird, obscure, whatever you just thought of, whatever made you think of that, that was So on the same track, you got one guest left. 46:48 Speaker 2 What? What is your? What is your? Are you on a diet? 46:59 Speaker 1 No, that was, that was actually a really good guess, though. No #2 is you look just like your mother. Oh. 47:05 Speaker 2 Yeah, Why do they hate that? They don't like that. 47:08 Speaker 1 Guess not, that was #2 out of 1000 women, you look just like your mother. They do not like that. So you're being awarded 1/2 a point for that one. 47:16 Speaker 2 OK. 47:17 Speaker 1 There's five questions. You have to get 3 points to or 2 1/2. We'll give you 2. Now you got to get 2 1/2 points to win. OK, here we go #2 this is mind boggling to me. If you get within 10 points, 10 points 10%, I'll give you what percentage of women You know what? 47:38 Screw that. I'm going to give you 3 options. What percentage of women 1000 surveyed prefer to pay their own bill? Is it a 63%, B 82 percent or C 43%? 48:00 Speaker 2 I know we're going through a phase of like, I don't need no man, you know, and I don't know man, I think 8080 is too high 40s. I was thinking before he gave the options, I was thinking 50. So if I got to lean towards anything, I'm going to go 62 or 63, whatever, he said. 48:17 Speaker 1 The correct answer is 82. Oh my God. 48:22 Speaker 2 No, Bill went like like food. Like the fucking Wendy's 4 for four like. 48:26 Speaker 1 A They said chivalry is dead. They do not want a man to open the door for them. They do not want a man to, you know, hold the umbrella for them. And most offensive is paying the bills and paying for dinner. Isn't that crazy? 48:42 Speaker 2 48:42 Speaker 2 Sounds like they're asked a bunch of liberal Rep liberal women. 48:47 Speaker 1 Well, do you think conservative women would even take the survey well? 48:49 Speaker 2 That's why I get to ask them on the street. Come on. No. 48:51 Speaker 1 Yeah, I guess, but anyway, so you got to think about that. Now you know who we're dealing with you. So you got half a point #2 is incorrect #3 this is crazy. I'll give you 5 guesses. What did 1000 women say are the three most important things in their life? 49:15 Speaker 2 Their let me think right here, their phone. 49:22 Speaker 1 Phone is #1 all. 49:24 Speaker 2 Right. I know the people we're dealing with their coffee. 49:33 Speaker 1 Coffee's number 2, Brandon. 49:36 Speaker 2 I'm on a heater. Oh. 49:38 Speaker 1 My God and. 49:41 Speaker 2 The third thing, oh God, what could it be there? Murder shows you're. 49:53 Speaker 1 So stupid it's incorrect. You have two more. Oh fuck. 49:58 Speaker 2 There all right so it's not entertainment. I think the phone's got that the second one was coffee. The third one is Stanley Cups. 50:11 Speaker 1 Dumb dude. No, you have one guest left. 50:15 Speaker 2 Oh God, it is their best friend. 50:24 Speaker 1 You're an idiot. No, it's I can't believe it was #3 because if it was guys, it'd be the complete opposite sex is number. 50:31 Speaker 2 3. 50:32 Speaker 1 Yeah, sex actually made the list. I can't even believe that. Like I, I was like, but I can't believe it was #3 that's sad, right? We're, we're behind coffee. That sucks. I don't. 50:44 Speaker 2 Know I was thinking I I wasn't I was thinking like material things like things you do or you know. 50:49 Speaker 1 Three most important things. They didn't even say mom and dad. They didn't even say friends. They didn't. They just said like coffee is number 2. That's crazy. 50:58 Speaker 2 I cut a bitch out of my life for coffee. 51:01 Speaker 1 51:01 Speaker 1 It's crazy. So you're, you're at your two and a half. You've actually won the game already, but let's go ahead and knock out four and five and then we're done. All right #4 this is crazy, but I did it for you. All right. This is not part of the actually, it is part of the the survey, but it's actually statistics. 51:17 They were actually brought statistics in here. Women between the ages of 17 and 30. What percent do you think have an active STD? 51:33 Oh. 51:35 Speaker 2 I'm going to go with for all the other. 51:37 Speaker 1 Answers hit within 10% and you win. 51:40 Speaker 2 I think they're, damn, I think they're, you know, from the people they're interviewing, they probably lay on the couch and dirty and probably got yeast infections often and. 51:47 Speaker 1 That's not an SI. 51:48 Speaker 2 Know, I know, I know, I know, I know. But then they they don't care to clean it and then they're probably just inviting dirty dudes over. That's what I'm thinking. I'm going to go with 80. 51:59 Speaker 1 Oh, Brandon. Oh, that's. 52:01 Speaker 2 High. 52:02 Speaker 1 80% That's insanity. 52:05 Speaker 2 I figured I figured the amount they wanted to pay their own bills. 52:08 Speaker 1 So wait, wait. But 80% you would. How would you even go on a date? You would know that you have no chance. You have what, 8 out of 10? All right, all right. 52:15 Speaker 2 Give me one more 30. 52:18 Speaker 1 Going with the 10% thing you'd be in, yes, you'd get it. The correct answer is 25%. 52:25 Speaker 2 So one in four. 52:27 Speaker 1 Isn't that high? 52:28 Speaker 2 I think so. What's the national? What's the regular average? 52:32 Speaker 1 I don't know, but isn't that high? I can't, I can't. I can't envision you going to a bar and being comfortable knowing that there's a 25% chance that's bad. Dude, that's really bad. 52:46 Speaker 2 They were what shows about one in five people have an STI on any given day. So that means women make up one in four of that, right? Or am I doing bad math right there? Well. 52:57 Speaker 1 I'm only dealing with the 17 to 30 crown. 52:57 Speaker 1 I'm only dealing with the 17 to 30 crown. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So I think if you if you spread it out amongst all women, all ages, it goes down significantly. I mean, it's probably at 10 to 15% because you got to talk. I mean, you're we're talking about people in their 60s, fifties now. I did her nursing homes are supposedly places for that. 53:17 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, 'cause they're just all, I mean, they've been carrying STD's their whole life probably, and they're sharing them there now. They're just like, hey. 53:23 Speaker 1 Gladys, what do you have? I got HPV, AIDS, chlamydia, gonorrhea. I don't think what do you have? I think it's you want to get styphilis. I don't, I think it's because they don't have protection or if they do, they don't use it because they don't exactly because dude, if you're, if you're 80, like like I said, you know, I'm, I'm, I'm a firm believer in this. 53:46 When I turn 80, right, I'm going to start smoking cigarettes. I don't care. I don't care. 53:54 Speaker 2 It's like the opposite of like, you know, when that one kid got chicken pox, you know, I heard back in the day, you have chicken pox parties, just go ahead and let your kids have it. It's like people at a nursing home, they're like just going over there to like Gwendolyn who has AIDS. They're like, hey, you're ready to go, go bang Gwendolyn that get AIDS and die. 54:08 Speaker 1 Well, that's the thing though. I mean, you could and to and to be honest it let's let's say you were 85, right? And, and you hooked up with the girl that was a HIV positive. That's not going to kill you, dude. There's no way, right? 54:22 Speaker 2 54:22 Speaker 2 Oh, you just talking about you're going to die old age. 54:24 Speaker 1 Yeah, or that. Oh my God, Brandon, I think I just had an epiphany. She's going to start bringing. 54:30 Speaker 2 Prostitutes at 80. 54:31 Speaker 1 No, imagine this. You have A to make sure this is OK to say without getting in trouble. You have a young lady in her 40s, let's say, and she has HIV and she's not getting any love because, well, who's going to do that, right? 54:50 And then you go to a nursing home and you find dudes that are like 8580. They just want one last hurrah, right? And then you let them hang out with her and make their life happy again. 55:06 Speaker 2 So we just start pimping out aid bitches bitches with AIDS to old folk homes. I thought there's some loopholes when you jump through there. 55:17 Speaker 1 I don't and there's, there's some, there's some, there's some legal stuff we got to work out. 55:21 Speaker 2 We definitely got to film it, so that's a porno. 55:23 Speaker 1 No, no, no, no. Oh, that's terrible. Don't ever have to. 55:27 Speaker 2 Film it. No, then it's a porno. We're not going to post it, but it's got we got to film it. So that way it's a porno. No, it's prostitution. 55:33 Speaker 1 55:33 Speaker 1 No, Do you know what I'm saying? Like, like if you were dude, if you were 85 and I told you, hey, man, I found this beautiful girl. But but she's in that situation and she's like, yeah, I mean, what do I have to lose? I mean, that'd be, that'd be great for an older person. That'd be like a really like a, like a make a wish, you know? 55:49 Speaker 2 Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. We but we want to make money off of it, right? 55:52 Speaker 1 I mean, I'm trying to just help people. That's my thing. I just I'm a help. 55:55 Speaker 2 Cost all right all right we got it takes money to get the aids bitch to the nursing home and then we. 55:59 Speaker 1 Got to get it there because she doesn't have anybody that she's companioned with because she's she's. 56:03 Speaker 2 Going to live there. 56:05 Speaker 1 No, she's just going to work there. 56:08 Speaker 2 OK, so all right. 56:10 Speaker 1 We might have to get her a job as like a a janitor or something, you know what I mean? Just so she's in, you know? Yeah. And then, OK, anyway, we'll work out all the details. We'll work out all the details. All right, last one. Last one. This one is for you. There was plenty to take from this, but I I got this one for you. 56:28 Body counts. This is really interesting to me. So 1000 women were surveyed in each age group. I selected the age group 25 to 29 because that's your age group. 56:47 So I want you to know what you're dealing with. 56:49 Speaker 2 I know it's bad. 56:50 Speaker 1 Thousand women were interviewed or or questioned and they were, they were, they had to choose between 25 to 29. They had one partner in their life. They had two to four partners in their life. 57:06 They had five to nine partners in their life, and they had 10 or more. This is crazy. Can you tell me which of those 4 was the highest percentage? 57:17 Speaker 2 10 or more. 57:19 Speaker 1 No. 57:20 Speaker 2 What? 57:22 Speaker 1 57:24 Speaker 2 Oh, that's a lie. You know they always say with the women you you double it and add add it or what not. 57:29 Speaker 1 Dude, they're being surveyed. It's probably anonymous. They didn't, dude. 2 to 4, two to four persons is what, 31 percent? 310 women out of 1000 said two to four in their life. 57:44 That's insanity. 57:46 Speaker 2 Of this survey though, right? 57:48 Speaker 1 Yeah, we'll get into the rest. All right, so the next highest after two to four, can you guess what it is? 57:56 Speaker 2 57:58 Speaker 1 111 partner, 250 women out of 1000. I'd only been with one person at age 25 to 29. 58:08 Speaker 2 So we're at what, 55% now? 58:10 Speaker 1 We're at 56. It's 56%. OK. Can you tell me what the next one is? 58:17 Speaker 2 I guess the one before the 10 plus. 58:20 Speaker 1 5 to 9 comes in at 240 women, said 5 to 924%, leaving 21% that you have to avoid. There's only there's only 210 out of 1000 women that you have to avoid now. 58:38 Speaker 2 And but then you got to double that with the STDs, the one that got. 58:41 Speaker 1 OK, so that's where I was going with this. So you got to get rid of out of 1000 women 210 because are you OK with 9 on the body count? 58:50 Speaker 2 I mean, what am I doing? Am I marrying them or dating them? Or am I just hooking up with them for the night? 58:55 Speaker 1 You're marrying them. 58:56 Speaker 2 Oh, yeah. 58:56 Speaker 2 Oh, yeah. No, no, no, no, no. 58:58 Speaker 1 No. Then where are you at on that? What's the? 58:59 Speaker 2 Moment more like a less than 5 would be great. 59:02 Speaker 1 OK, so we're going to get you at 31 and 25 are good, so we're getting rid of 450. Wait, they're. 59:10 Speaker 2 Held at this time 2. 59:12 Speaker 1 25 to 29. 59:14 Speaker 2 Yeah, I guess that's about right. Yeah, that probably OK. 59:16 Speaker 1 OK, so you've got right there, 44150 women have been eliminated, but you have 550 women left. But then if you take the STD situation, that gets rid of 250 women, let's just say. 59:30 Speaker 2 Any of those curable. 59:31 Speaker 1 Yeah, a lot of them are curable. So. So you're OK with marrying one that had that? If she only been with one guy and he gave it to her, she's a bad person. 59:38 Speaker 2 Oh, if it's curable, yeah, sure, that'd be all right, all. 59:40 Speaker 1 Right. So we're going to split the difference on that. So I'm only going to take away, I'm only going to take away 12.5%. So 125 women are gone there and 44150 were gone before. So that's 575 women out of 1000 that you couldn't marry Brandon. 59:57 That leaves you with 425 out of every thousand women in America. What, like ages of 25 to 29? 1:00:02 Speaker 2 45%. 1:00:04 Speaker 1 That's great. Yeah, not bad. You know what? 1:00:07 Speaker 2 You eat in there, not horse. 1:00:08 Speaker 1 Yeah, well, I don't. I, I just want to let everyone know if your body counts over 10, I don't think you're that. I think that you are a beautiful person that just likes to explore yourself and that's OK. 1:00:19 Speaker 2 Well, it's like that. It's like that movie with what's his face in Jennifer Aniston when he's like, he's like, my sister's been through a lot. He's like, yeah, a lot of Dick. 1:00:30 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's with Vince Vaughn. Yeah. 1:00:32 Speaker 2 Vince Vaughn. I can't remember the name of the movie, but. 1:00:34 Speaker 1 Yeah. 1:00:35 Speaker 2 You know, it's like I had to go find myself. You know, I had to find myself, reinvent myself. I mentioned went through a lot of hoe Dick phase and then you come back. Now you want to find someone to take care of you. 1:00:45 Speaker 1 Yeah, well, either way, you're you're good, You're good, you're good, you're good. You got 45% of all women out there that are still in the mix for you. But isn't that, aren't those interesting? Dude, the the most interesting one was the coffee that I can't. I can never forget that now every time my wife pours herself a cup of coffee in the morning, I'm going to look at her and be. 1:01:02 Speaker 2 Like you best it more than you. Yeah, Ask her. Really. If you had to get rid of me or coffee for a week, what would you do? 1:01:10 Speaker 1 I will, yeah. I'll ask her. I'll say, hey, choose between your phone coffee and make him love for one week. If you had to give up one, what would it be? And you know what's funny is I know what she'll say. 1:01:20 Speaker 2 You sex. 1:01:22 Speaker 1 You know, I'll call her right now before we get off. Let's do it. 1:01:24 Speaker 2 Let's just say, are we about done? Is that it? 1:01:26 Speaker 1 Yeah, we're done. Let me let me call her though. 1:01:28 Speaker 2 Yeah, we'll do that real quick. 1:01:29 Speaker 1 Let's see yourself. 1:01:29 Speaker 1 Let's see yourself. Can you hear that? What? Hey, I'm recording, but we're finishing the show. I just have one question for you. What if you had to choose between your phone, coffee and making love and you had to give up one for a week? 1:01:49 Which one would it be? 1:01:51 Speaker 2 My. 1:01:53 Speaker 1 Phone. OK, so you you'd give up your phone? If you had to choose between coffee or making love, you had to give up one for a week? What would it be? Making lunch. Oh, come on. Are you steering coffee so much? 1:02:08 Stupid. All right, well, I love you too. I'll talk to you later. OK. OK. Bye. Why? Whatever. All right, That's all I got, man. Yeah, Let's get out of here. 1:02:18 Speaker 2 Okay, all right, well we appreciate you guys listen to y'all been listening to us. I told you earlier had to listen to us and that's why you're listening right now and we really appreciate it and I am I'm a little stoned today, but it's all right. We had a good time and it's not too bad. I'm getting a new camera from Jose 2 next week when I get back from Kentucky. 1:02:34 So it's like a it's like the upgraded one of the one I got. It's a 4K and it's something something and it looks pretty cool. So we're going to use that one and then I'll buy the 4K upgrade for the the stream yard. But we appreciate you listening, Chuck. You got to think if we get out of here. 1:02:47 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'll hide all the coffee in your house and see what happens. 1:02:50 Speaker 2 Yeah, do that. Let us know. Ask your wife to wish you would give up for a week a phone, coffee or making love, and then narrow it down to coffee and making love. She doesn't say that right off the bat. 1:03:00 Speaker 1 All right, we'll see you later.