Daily Dose 215- Superbowl For The Hobos - The Daily Dose Show
2026-01-14
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Transcript Chapters This transcript was generated automatically. Its accuracy may vary. 0:19 Episode Introduction, Tech Troubles, and Chuck's Truck Bed Cover Saga middle of the week. I tell you what is a Wednesday already It's crazy. This week's fly by and we're finally a little bit of normalcy. You know, we got the the event done. Thanks for everyone that came out earlier this this past Sunday. It was a great time and we're kind of I can't believe we're already halfway through January too. This year's about to blow by, but we appreciate you listening to my name is Brandon Thrashers, the daily dose show. 0:39 I have ordered a new camera. Hopefully should be here by the time next time we record because I don't know what the hell happened to this one, but it's it's about 8 years old probably. So how about we get that resolved? We got Chuck over there. Chuck Iron fist. How you doing? 0:54 Speaker 1 Well buddy, I've been better. I've been trying to take my freaking old camper or my old bed cover off my truck. The one that my dad sold it to me. I broke it. 1:04 Speaker 2 How'd you break it? Oh, I remember you telling me some fat kid was crawling on it. But. 1:07 Speaker 1 Dude, Brandon, what you say? Dude, I can't tell you anything. What if that kids? 1:11 Speaker 2 About it on the show. 1:12 Speaker 1 But what if that kids parents list? No I didn't. Did I say that? 1:12 Speaker 1 But what if that kids parents list? No I didn't. Did I say that? Yes. 1:15 Speaker 2 You're like, I got some fat kid crawling all over. Like I forget. 1:19 Speaker 1 I forget, I forget. I just dude, there was. 1:22 Speaker 2 So they're going to which one? 1:23 Speaker 1 Dude, there's so many people that I see especially like these events or like whenever and I'm like, and dude, I've paused, right? And I'm like, oh God, don't listen to that episode 66. You know what? 1:33 Speaker 2 I mean, you talked about your nipples on that episode. I'm like dude. 1:38 Speaker 1 There's like I know, and there's some people I know what episode to make them avoid. I will say this, this is very Oh my God, I can't believe you just reminded me about this. I meant to tell you this. I got to be careful with how I say this. So there was an episode earlier than today, OK, that's all I can that we talked about somebody and they got furious with me, right? 2:04 And I you. 2:05 Speaker 2 Knew. 2:06 Speaker 1 Yes, and I don't, No, no. But I'm friends with them on social media, whatever. And dude, I saw today, they have cancer. 2:19 Speaker 2 Did you say something about them getting cancer? 2:21 Speaker 1 2:21 Speaker 1 I don't know. I don't know what I said. Well, I know what I said, but I don't know how I responded because I told you that they were mad at me and we talked about it and now I'm sitting here going, what did we say? You know what I mean? Because dude, if we have that kind of power, that's. 2:38 Speaker 2 We give people cancer, then we use less foundation to get rid of it. 2:42 Speaker 1 Yeah, see, see now. But yeah, dude, so I was like, Oh my God. Like I pissed somebody off and then now they're deathly ill. Like I feel really bad about it, but then the other part of me is like, you know, the little, the little devil on the shoulder is like, well, that's what they get for yelling at you. You know what I mean? 2:58 So. 2:59 Speaker 2 You deserve cancer. 3:00 Speaker 1 I don't know why I should. I should never say that. I should never say that. I'm going, OK, I'm done. I'm not doing Brandon. You're not going to draw me into your evil ways. 3:07 Speaker 2 So anyway, you know, you're, you say your things way worse than I ever said. I never wish cancer on anybody. 3:12 Speaker 1 You started with a fat kid on my to no cover. So I, I 100%. And what I'm saying is that no covers broke. OK, it's broke. So I had to freaking take it off today because I got a new one. I got a nice one. I got a hard one. 3:29 I got a hard one man. And, and it's really hard, but it's, it's one of those that fold three ways and it's really, really nice and it's really heavy. And so I take the old one off. Oh my God dude, have you ever taken off one of those things and looked how dirty your truck is underneath of where it was at? 3:46 Speaker 2 Or the bed rails or whatnot or what? 3:47 Speaker 1 Yes, yes, like all up in your truck, like the the back bed of your truck and the tops of the side of the truck. It's so bad, I can't even see Dodge where it's written on the plastic, right? It's just dirt. 4:04 So now I'm like, OK, what am I going to do? So I have to take everything out of my truck, chainsaws, blower. I had to clean it. And now tomorrow I got to go to the freaking car wash and take my truck through the car wash and let the bed get washed and do that before I put the tow cover on. 4:22 Speaker 2 Yeah, you make sure you don't have anything in the bed of your truck when you do that because me and my buddy went through a car wash one time in his truck and he had a pressure washer back there. And dude, it was, I mean, we get there towards the end and the blower starts blowing and it just covered the truck in trash and something happened. Damn the damn, the the thing that comes by and sprays the automatic thing, something happened and it got wrapped up the pressure washer in the bed of the truck. 4:44 It just started like flaying around the bed of the truck. 4:46 Speaker 1 What? 4:47 Speaker 2 We pull it through the fucking the fans came on. 4:47 Speaker 2 We pull it through the fucking the fans came on. There's like trash blowing all over the place. There's bass like milk crates for some reason in the bed of the truck going all over the place and that thing was trash. Dude. We just, we just drove off and we just went through another car wash. 5:02 Well, got all the bullshit out, but I used to not be able to do that. But the new truck does have a bed cover on it, but it's too wide to go through a car wash. So I just got to hand wash it. 5:10 Chuck's Dad Bankrupting a Car Wash with Truck Side Steps Yeah, so that it's funny 'cause when my dad, when I got my dad for Christmas was new step. Well, I got him steps for the side of the truck 'cause you know, he, he, he told me when I bought this Dodge from him, he said this is my last truck. I mean, I'm 78 years old. I'll never have a truck again. 5:26 Well, he lasted 6 months and he's right back at dodge, right? He's like, I want the nicest 1 you got right? So he gets this new Dodge and it didn't come with the the sidestep things. So he's like, hey, all I want for Christmas is, you know, step rails. 5:42 I'm like. 5:42 Speaker 2 Automatic or though, there's this. 5:43 Speaker 1 Standard, just just the ones on the side that you can step up into the, the passenger seat, the driver seat and all that. So I'm like, I'm kind of thinking ahead here, right? And I'm going, OK, Carter turns 16 in five years. My dad's buying this truck now. 5:50. 5:59 I'm probably going to want to buy this truck in three years, right? Like I'm probably going to want to get a nicer truck and, you know, upgrade. And I'll just keep doing this because it's my dad's making $600.00 payments a month. I mean, he's essentially paying it off for me, you know what I mean? 6:11 Speaker 2 Is that what he's doing? 6:12 Speaker 1 He's leasing it. He will only, yeah, he'll only lease it and then I buy it. 6:16 Speaker 2 You you do the buy out of what? Oh, OK. 6:19 Speaker 1 So now he he drives it for 20,000 miles. Three years puts no miles on it, takes care of it, loves it like his own and then he pays off, you know, 30 grand and then I buy it right. So it's a beautiful little system we have going on. But but I'm when I'm getting these steps, step rails, I'm going dude, I'm going to get the ones I want, right? 6:30. So it's, it was definitely going to be dark. I mean, we could probably wrap up in like the I mean, depends what it is. I mean, you can't take it if it's a close game. I mean, you can't just all right, guys, we're taking our TV up down. We're going home because they'll never know. They'll never know unless they robbed the newspaper stand the next day. 6:30 to God, that's 6:30 PM to 6:37 I'm going to get some like serious side like step rails. So I get them but they stick out like 3 inches and I didn't know that was an issue so. 6:47 Speaker 2 It's like. 6:48 Speaker 1 No, they stick out, like out toward like they come down to 6 inches or 8 inches or whatever, but then they go out and they're not supposed to go out. They're supposed to speak flush with the car. OK, so my dad doesn't know that these are an issue and he's like a member at every car wash in Florida. 7:06 OK, like any car wash in the state of Florida, my dad is a. 7:08 Speaker 2 Member right in. Oh shit. I need to wash the car, Open it down the robot. I I had that little puddle back there. I'm gonna go through the car wash. 7:14 Speaker 1 7:14 Speaker 1 That's exactly what him and my mom like. They they that's their day. Every day they will hit a car wash with one of their car. Like they love washing their car. So he goes through this car wash, but he didn't know that these side step rails were out three inches. Dude, they thought they ripped the side rails off the truck, right? 7:33 And and they they come back and then we're down there. My dad's like, it's really bad. It's really bad. And I was like, dad, that's not even freaking physically possible. It's not possible. They're going to let you go through this car wash and have these step rails be an issue. So I'm like, I'm going to take it up there and take it through. So dude, I take it through Brandon. 7:50 It felt like we got hit by a semi halfway through. It was like it turns the whole truck sideway. 7:56 Speaker 2 I'm like, Oh my God. 7:58 Speaker 1 Dude, So we get out and I grabbed the manager. I'm like, dude, you bet you got to go check that thing. Like you got to go check your car wash. 8:03 Speaker 2 Fucked man. 8:05 Speaker 1 He's like, he's like, no, All the things he goes in, he comes back out and he goes, dude, everything hits plastic. We're good, we're good. I'm like, what? Like that doesn't sound like it's going to be like sufficient forever. He's like, no, no, it's all plastic. It's all plastic. I'm like, but he's going to hit it every time. 8:21 Like he's like, no, we're fine. I'm like, OK, dude. So I don't know how long that car wash is going to be in business, but. 8:27 Speaker 2 Going in there, she's like. 8:29 Speaker 1 Bam, wow, he doesn't. And like once he told my dad that my dad's like, all right, well, I'll see you tomorrow. I'm like, what? There's no way that can withstand this every freaking. 8:42 Speaker 2 Day you got to get a video of that. This. I imagine an old lady in the car behind him just trying to get her car watches. He's just ripping the whole thing up as he goes through. 8:51 Speaker 1 It's crazy the. 8:53 Speaker 2 Fucking running board's just slowly getting thinner and thinner about just to bust a hole in them just. 8:57 Speaker 1 Scraping, but dude, that's I got these, dude, they're heavy and they're like made of like titanium, like iron. I was like, dude, they're not going anywhere. Like these things are, these things are not moving. And my dad's like, you think it's going to wear the black paint off of it. I was like, dad, it's freaking that. What's that spray stuff that they use? 9:14 No, it's the stuff. 9:14 No, it's the stuff. The stuff you cover a bed with a grill. 9:18 Speaker 2 Bed liner. Rhino Liner. 9:20 Speaker 1 Rhino, rhino lining. It's all rhino lined. Oh yeah, yeah. Like that is, it's not coming off. Like there's no way that plastic's going to damage it. And he's like, well, it's really uncomfortable when it gets caught. I'm like, I guess you're just going to tear the car wash up. I just, I mean, they, they're not telling you to stop. 9:36 They just don't realize you come through every day. You know, it's like they think it's going to be like 12 * a year. It's going to be 30 * a month. Car wash going to get hit. 9:44 Speaker 2 That dude probably thought, oh, it's fine thinking like that guy's never going to come back. You don't want to keep doing that. Next day I'm back Jeff. Alright, send them on through fucking it up. I remember when I had the the white F-250, my dad always told me not to take it through the car wash because the wheels were too wide. 10:00. We're leaving Atlanta. Brandon, that's scary. 10:00 PM. 10:01 But I found an automatic one that was wide, just wide enough to get the truck in. But what I didn't think about was the mirrors. So I'm sitting in there, everything's cool. The arm comes in, it smacks the shit out of the mirror. Something falls off. The car wash thing, it's hanging down. Everything's all janked up. 10:17 The lights are flashing and everything. There's a siren going off. I'm like. 10:20 Speaker 1 Oh shit, I just. 10:21 Speaker 2 Pour that motherfucker and the mirror gets slammed in. I gotta get the fuck out of here. I was like 16. I can't afford a car wash. What the fuck? I gotta leave. So I left there and then I end up driving like a couple months later and it was turned into an emissions. 10:34 Speaker 1 Place. So yeah, dude, that's what they do to all of them. Every time somebody breaks it, they just turn into emissions place. I was just going to say that isn't that weird? Every freaking emissions place in the state of Georgia was a broken car wash that Brandon drove to when he was 16. Yeah. 10:48 The Emissions Testing Place and the Drug Front Theory I think what happens is these people just find these car washes and they're just like, oh, that's pretty fucking cheap. But the once they break, they don't want to pay to fix them. So then they just, I don't know if they lease them to the state of Georgia. I don't know how you get your building to be a emissions testing facility. I don't know if you like the, the state of Georgia pays you a certain monthly stipend to rent it out to them. 11:07 And then they put someone in there, one of their trained professionals. 11:07 And then they put someone in there, one of their trained professionals. And then they. I don't know. I don't know how it works. 11:12 Speaker 1 OK, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta tell you this, 'cause it just happened. And I, and now that you've brought this up, I, I, I did not tell you this because I did not want you to make this a racial thing. And I know how you are. So I'm going to tell you what happened, but you cannot make it racial. Do you promise? 11:30 So, so we go to this emission place every year. It's the same one. It's right down off Beaufort Highway and it's a, it's a freaking old, you know, car wash. It's broken down. It's the same big fat white dude. And, and my he same conversation every freaking year. 11:46 He sees my tag and he's like, oh, what branch of the service were you? I'm like, dude, we took we we had this conversation for five years. OK, it's the same conversation. But anyway, there's a competitor now that moved in at the other end of the omission place. 12:02 And that one, this is where it gets interesting. That one has a slide down door like 2. Yeah, garage to shut it all up at the end of the day. And and so I'm sitting there and it was what, Tuesday of last week and I, I'm watching and it's a a fella of color, right, That that bought this one black, black guy that bought this one. 12:30 And and a car pulls in, right. And he immediately, then the front, the front door's closed and he immediately shuts the back door. And I'm like there's. 12:43 Speaker 2 A lot of carbon dioxide in there. Well, that's. 12:46 Speaker 1 That's what happened. I'm like, how? How does that even work? Like because I don't know how you can do an emissions test with the building completely closed. So then I'm thinking to myself, OK, maybe he's just not a well trained emissions guy, right? Maybe he like got his license recently because he saw like this dude's making bank down here at his 999. 13:06 And the best part is both their signs saying 1999 and then there's like a line to it and it's like 1599 and it's like 990. They're done at 999 a piece because they're fighting each other. It's great. But anyway, so then I started thinking really hard. I'm like, wait a minute, what if the emissions place is a front for a jugular? 13:28 Dude, dude. 13:30 Speaker 2 Yeah, I mean, but I know they do have inspections, you know, they'll have people come in and inspect them. And I used to go to this one for a long time when I had to do emissions was what was it? Yeah. They had like these, these pictures of these people on there and they'd got in trouble. They'd got busted at that same location. They put new management in there. 13:46 But it's like we cannot falsify any records or we go to jail for five years and pay a quarter, $1,000,000. But I remember that one. But yeah, I don't know. I mean, they are usually some kind of, you know, sometimes sketchy people, but I mean, they're pretty decent. I always go to the ones that don't check to see if I have catalytic converters. So I think they like I do have them, but I just feel like if they're not checking, they're probably not checking some other shit. 14:06 And I got to hold my breath every time I do it. But I don't have to do emissions on the new truck because it's a diesel. So I don't have to do that. But I do on the the blue truck. I got to change the oil and try to get old girl happy. I got to disconnect the battery for like a day so it resets everything. And I got to drive around like 20 miles. But she's she's usually pretty good about it. 14:22 She'll she'll keep the engine light off until after I get the emissions. And then as soon as I get through that emissions Bay door or check engine light comes back on for a misfire. 14:28 Speaker 1 Well, I'm, what I'm thinking though, is maybe he's like selling cocaine. And when did you get your emissions done at the same time? Yeah. 14:34 Speaker 2 Because I mean, he's definitely got to have customers still or they're going to look at him like, oh, you have no customers. I see. But I see a stack of cash over there. Where are you making money? 14:42 Speaker 1 Because if because if you do that and you shut the door, like how long does it take to die from carbon monoxide poisoning? 14:48 Speaker 2 Those buildings are fairly small, so I'd say pretty quick. He's probably got to do it like in and out. 14:52 Speaker 1 He's like, hey, I got to have this thing done in 2 minutes. 14:52 Speaker 1 He's like, hey, I got to have this thing done in 2 minutes. We got 4. You know, it's like what? Yeah. But I just, dude, it's the funniest thing ever. That's so when when you talked about emission that I was like, I can't believe these two dudes moved in right next to each other in a car wash and they, they are both competing and it's a white guy and a black guy and they're just dropping their prices. 15:11 Like, at what point is it no longer like one of them's just like, dude, I will pay you to come here and get your emission. That's where I'm going next time. I got to go in March and that's where I'm going to go. I'm going to go see one of them. I might, you know, I might go to the drug dealer, go to both of them. 15:24 Speaker 2 Which one is better? Take Megan's car to 1 and take yours the other. 15:27 Speaker 1 Yeah, see which one offers us like extra, you know. 15:31 Speaker 2 Oh, you want a hand job? OK. 15:33 Speaker 1 No, no, I mean, you're stupid. I mean like, like I like drugs. 15:37 Speaker 2 Oh, OK, I thought you don't do a lot. 15:40 Speaker 1 What is wrong with you? Yeah, he's like, he's like, so you need your emissions done. Would you like an HJ as well? Like what? 15:46 Speaker 2 Chuck's like, do you need extra? It goes down to plug in the fucking OBD 2 between your legs and he just grabs your crotch on the way up. I wanted drugs, not a hand job. What are we talking about? 15:56 Speaker 1 It's like, oops, I fell, I fell. 15:59 Speaker 2 Oh, sorry, Guy across parking lot sells drugs. I sell hand jobs. All right, drug guy, hand job guy. All right, You're right there buddy. 16:07 Show Updates, Merch, and the Super Bowl for the Homeless Concept So all right, well, if you listen to a show on iHeartRadio, have a podcast or Spotify, be sure to lose the five star of you and to follow up. We really appreciate it. We really do helps out a good bit and we see y'all doing it. We got some more over the weekend, some new people at the show. I don't know how you figured out who we were because like I said, we had no imaging or signs or anything and I don't even know if we even said our names at any point in time. 16:25 I think we're just up on stage and they're like, who the fuck are these guys? But we do appreciate it and we're also getting the YouTube videos loaded up on on the YouTube. Go over there and check them out. We need 1000. You watch 4 episodes so we can hire an editor after we get monetized because they're going to edit out a lot of the shows for the most part. 16:42 We got the Patreon down below. He's at for paid advertising for the show and for that's scary hookers, heroin and prostitutes. And I'm actually going to bring up an idea for Dan that's scary after I do my intro here. And then we also got our predify store, the merch. It is live and it is working. If you saw Michael Germany the event, him and his wife had two hoodies on white hoodies that said daily dose show. 17:02 They look just like the sign back here. 17:02 They look just like the sign back here. They look it's really good. I liked him. He bought a black and a white one. I was hoping to wear the black one. I want to see what that looked like in person. But they look good. They look like they were quality and everything. So the the hoodies are a little more expensive. I think they're like 50 just because it's like embroidered or whatnot. 17:18 But the T-shirts are a good price. I think they're like 20 bucks hats. I think they're like 25 or 30 somewhere around there. So we're we're right there in the the average price range, but check that out down below. So we'll put the link for that while I post them on the socials. And I'm thinking we're going to use that. 17:34 You know, we'll, we'll keep all that money in there as like a fun for the next time we need to buy something. But something that I was thinking of for the next and that's scary is we go to downtown Atlanta and we watch the Super Bowl with homeless people. That'd be scary. 17:50 We like set up in a parking lot, you know, and you just like buy four or five spots. And we just got like ATV and a generator and like a, a grill and everything. And we're just like, wait. 17:57 Speaker 1 Where's the Super Bowl at? 17:59 Speaker 2 San Francisco. Why are we doing it in Atlanta? Oh, you were going to go to San Francisco with those homeless people? We don't know those homeless. 18:08 Speaker 1 We don't know these homeless. 18:11 Speaker 2 Either they're all right, they're not as. 18:11 Speaker 1 Bad So what you want to you want to put together a homeless, a homeless person Super Bowl party And we, we provide the TV and we air the game. 18:23 Speaker 2 Yeah, we we cook out some burgers and hot dogs and just ask them crazy questions. And I don't think anyone's ever done it before. 18:29 Speaker 1 Dude, it's really scary, Brandon. Yeah. And we got to watch the Super Bowl with them. 18:34 Speaker 2 Yeah, what's wrong with that? 18:35 Speaker 1 It's at night. 18:37 Speaker 2 I know, but we'll have security out there or something like that. We'll get like. 18:39 Speaker 1 Who's going to be security? 18:41 Speaker 2 We got to find the biggest black guy we know. 18:44 Speaker 1 I actually do know a guy. Yeah, there. 18:46 Speaker 2 You go. That'd be perfect. 18:49 Speaker 1 Oh, God. OK, yeah, I'll do it. Oh, this is still this is a terrible. 18:52 Speaker 2 He already said he did it. Hell yeah. 18:53 Speaker 1 Because then I don't get to, I don't get to watch the game with my kids. 18:57 Speaker 2 Oh come on, you gotta watch it with you gotta watch your kid. You've been watching it with your kids the past like 15 years, 13 years. You gotta just watch it with the damn homeless or bring Carter out there. You can probably do catch with them. 19:05 Speaker 1 No, we're not doing that. OK, so do we have to do we have to watch the Bad Bunny performance? You know what? We that OK We. 19:13 Speaker 2 Could get someone else to perform. 19:14 Speaker 1 No, we got. 19:16 Speaker 2 A dozen brothers out there. We just have a little show in the middle in Atlanta at the ghetto. 19:21 Speaker 1 I bet you some of those homeless people would perform. I'll bring some guitars and I I guarantee what if we found like the next big thing? 19:28 Speaker 2 You know, yeah, the next Ray Charles. 19:30 Speaker 1 OK, why's it got to be Ray Charles, Brandon? 19:33 Speaker 2 There's a lot of black homeless people out there, that's why. But I most of them can see. So they'd be like Ray Charles but seeing see Charles. 19:43 Speaker 1 19:43 Speaker 1 OK, OK, hold on. Just give me a second. I'm just working this out in my head. All right. So where would the location be? 19:53 Speaker 2 Right there, the Mercedes-Benz. Mercedes-Benz exit right there near the Department of Human Resources. That's usually where they hang out at. 20:01 Speaker 1 OK. 20:02 Speaker 2 There's a, there's a, I'm thinking either like a little grassy patch right there. And as long as we don't have any hobos fighting, I don't think the cops will show up. But if we do have to do it in a parking lot, I mean, the parking's fairly cheap. It's like 5 bucks an hour. We just got to run out like 10 spots. 20:14 Speaker 1 Nobody's going to be renting the spots out when there's no game anywhere near Atlanta that day. So I think we're going to be good with free parking. I do I, I have this, I have this and, and we're the only ones driving. There'll get 2 cars in the parking lot you're. 20:28 Speaker 2 Going to be like Super Bowl. Where's everybody at? What the fuck? 20:31 Speaker 1 There's like there's like 20,000 people and there's two cars. I'm like, what the hell? How do these people get here? OK, so parking there, we would obviously you're talking generator and we need a big TV. Like I'm not bringing my little TV for a bunch of homeless people. 20:46 So we got to find like a 70 inch. Yeah. 20:49 Speaker 2 And then we might have to get like Starlink or something for Internet. 20:53 Speaker 1 No, no, I just played off my phone. Just it's easy. 20:56 Speaker 2 You have good service in downtown, you'll have the homeless signals will be. 20:59 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. But I got Team, I got T-Mobile. It's T-mobile's legit. Remember, I went to AT&T. It sucked, but now I got T-Mobile. It's great. How do you get it on the TV? What do we? What do we? What year is it? Are you kidding me? It's a there's a cable that plugs. It's Ausb 3. Just plug it in my phone. You plug it in HDMI. 21:15 Speaker 2 Bam, I didn't know that. Never had that. I was just set up Wi-Fi wherever we were and then just casted it to the. 21:20 Speaker 1 TV. 21:20 Speaker 1 TV. Oh no, I just plug it right in that way. We do that for like tailgating, stuff like that. Or if we're playing at the boys baseball tournaments, we can watch football. So you've done this? 21:27 Speaker 2 Before, just not with homeless people. 21:30 Speaker 1 I do it all the time, just not with homeless people. So that's easy food. You want to feed these people? 21:36 Speaker 2 Yeah, I got a grill. I just got to buy some propane. We'll just get some burgers and hot dogs. I think it would make us look really good. But we've got to have fucking a banner or something. Because if the cops pull up, you know, and the news stations, we want them to be on the on the TV, you know, we want to be, hey, you know, it's the Daily Dose Show. Not just two random white guys. They're just down. 21:53 They're like, oh, look at these guys are trying to knock down the racial boundaries. Like, no, we're not. We're trying to promote our show. Damn it. 22:01 Planning Logistics, Security, and Open Container Laws for the Event All right, so we need a free banner. That's going to be huge. 22:06 Speaker 2 Paul Perdue. 22:07 Speaker 1 Well, no, he is. No, Paul. 22:07 Speaker 1 Well, no, he is. No, Paul. No. Trust me, he'll do it. He'll do it for free. You know what that fool did to me yesterday? What did he do? He sent Megan. OK, granted it, it was a group text, but I don't read text. He knows that. He sent Megan and me a text and said, hey, guys, my birthday is coming up. 22:26 He sent the date and he said I've already made the reservations, but I want to make sure you guys are good to come, right, dude, dude, do you want to see where we're going? And Megan already committed to this. Look at this place. Oh, you're going to know. You're going to know as soon as I show you. 22:42 You're going to be like what? 22:44 Speaker 2 The Turkey a strip club. Wagyu House in Atlanta. 22:51 Speaker 1 Wagyu. Yeah, Brendan, you know how much it is? Minimum per person 150 bucks. 22:59 Speaker 2 Oh my God, are you bringing your children? 23:01 Speaker 1 No, I don't even want to bring me. Like I said, I said, dude, I'm like, I'm like begging you, you can't even. I went, I went, I took her to all you can eat crab legs in Florida for 39 bucks and I was pissed. I was like, I'm like, what are you doing? You got to put away 4 lbs. OK, this is we're making, we're making money on this now. 150 bucks for her to sit there and eat a salad just. 23:20 Speaker 2 Like. 23:21 Speaker 1 That's like go in the. 23:22 Speaker 2 Bathroom. Throw it up, come back out and eat more. 23:25 Speaker 1 You will be bulimic tonight. You will be bulimic. So anyway, so yeah, no, Paul will do it for free. So, OK, so we got the banner taken care of. That's done. Paul's going to have. I'll have him get on that tomorrow. What time are we talking about doing this? I mean, what time's the Super Bowl this year? 23:40 Speaker 2 Let's see the I mean, it's the second Sunday in February, right? 23:43 Speaker 1 Oh dude, we got to have security lights. Security lights. 23:46 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah. February 8th at 24:05 Or they might go to jail just to watch the game. 24:07 Speaker 1 So, so hear me out on this. What if we purposely turned the TV off at the end of the third quarter and we're like, all right guys, we'll see you, man. Thank you so much for coming out. Hope you enjoyed it, blah, blah, and just just leave and see what happened. You think they'd be pissed? 24:24 Speaker 2 Yeah, I mean, almost. People are weird about that. Like you feed them and you let them watch 3/4 of a game and you give them a performance out there and let them play a guitar and then like. 24:31 Speaker 1 What a fool but if. 24:33 Speaker 2 It's a blowout. I think we'll be all right. 24:35 Speaker 1 OK, all right, so we're gonna stay for the whole game. So 24:41 Speaker 2 That's that's what I'm saying, man, that's. 24:43 Speaker 1 Scary. It's gonna. 24:44 Speaker 2 Be the scariest one we've done so far, man. OK, so we need we got. All right, So what do we got so far? We got we got grill, TV generator, big black guy on our side, big banner security lights. 25:01 Obviously got to get them drunk. I don't. 25:04 Speaker 1 Think you can have beer? I think that's going to be illegal. 25:06 Speaker 2 Why is that illegal? I think they have open container laws in Atlanta, right? 25:10 Speaker 1 Barely do have open container laws in Atlanta. 25:13 Speaker 2 I mean like you can walk around the street and drink. 25:15 Speaker 1 No, you can't. I mean, maybe if they're homeless. I mean, what are they going to do to them? But see, then we're going to get like 25 tickets. 25:22 Speaker 2 Yeah, but last time I got one PP and Manny just told me not to pay it. Instead of City Atlanta, you don't really got to pay them. 25:27 Speaker 1 Yeah, they're going to be like, which one of you bought this beer? Me and you were like. 25:32 Speaker 2 That homeless guy right there. 25:34 Speaker 1 We don't know. I think Clyde bought it. Clyde, you crazy, man, You crazy. 25:39 Speaker 2 Yeah. I mean, I think we'd be all right. 25:39 Speaker 2 Yeah. I mean, I think we'd be all right. I don't think there'd be any problem there. 25:43 Speaker 1 I'm not you. You're, you're you're doing that. I'm not. I'm not doing anything with the beer. I don't want to be the one. I'm not even drinking it. I'm not going to be the one who gets a ticket for it. Yeah. 25:51 Speaker 2 I'm not going to be drinking it either, but I'll give it to the homeless people. 25:55 Speaker 1 So you're going to give them all beer and a super? 25:57 Speaker 2 Bowl Yeah, dude, they, they just got like the best day of their lives, except for, you know, the last time they had a house. One of the two like since they lost their house. 26:08 Discussing Safety, Insurance, and Finding 'Safe' Homeless People You know what's crazy is we're doing this for a group of people that will never listen to the show. 26:13 Speaker 2 I know, but we're just trying to get publicity is what we need. And I've always thought about like building a little shack out there. Like, no, I mean not, not, not, not on this, not on this trip right here. But if they're good, if they're good homeless people and they're handy, maybe next time I'll bring in some wood and some nails and hammers. They can erect their own little Fort out there. 26:30 They make like a little White House or something. But that way I think we're good because then the homeless people just get arrested. But there's a constant flow of them and they don't keep them in the jails law and they want to get them out. So, you know, if Carlos and Dwayne over there, you know, if they get arrested, I mean, they'll be back out in two weeks and they can resume construction on their little shack. 26:49 Speaker 1 You know, I'm just, I'm just going to point out the one negative to this. Well, there's a lot of negatives to this. A lot. OK, First off, it's just me and you and our body. Yeah, that's it. OK. Because we don't want any more white people out there that could incite a riot. 27:03 Speaker 2 Yeah, I don't think we need. I don't think Crazy Mark could come on this one, I think. 27:05 Speaker 1 That'd be a problem. I think that would be that would be something that we could turn this so you know, the T VS going to have to be on on the back of somebody's truck. 27:15 Speaker 2 Yeah. 27:17 Speaker 1 It's not going to be mine. My truck will be parked very far away from this. OK, just so you know, just so you know, they're going to be a lot of hands on your truck and people surrounding your stuff. 27:32 Speaker 2 Why are they touching it? 27:34 Speaker 1 I mean, they're probably going to be wanting to sit down and stuff, so they're going to sit on the sides and no, no, no. 27:39 Speaker 2 No, I'll get some shitty chairs from Academy, like the $5 chairs. I'll get some of those. 27:44 Speaker 1 How many chairs you're going to have? How many? How are you even going to advertise this? 27:47 Speaker 2 I'm about to go to downtown Atlanta this week when I start doing hobo nose or next week when I get back from Kentucky. And then I'm just gonna start telling them, hey, where is a good place to have a I'm gonna find the smartest homeless guy I can out there. You know, I'm gonna do a trial, you know, ask a couple of trivia questions, but this guy has somewhat of a clue and coherent conversation. 28:03 But look, we're having a, a party down here for you guys for the Super Bowl. We're gonna come watch it with you. Where'd be a good place to do it? And tell all your homeless friends, all right, But tell them not to get too close, all right? We don't need no disease. 28:15 Speaker 1 All right, this will. 28:15 Speaker 2 Get you in this will get you in good, good terms with the with the listeners who don't believe that you don't hate black poor people. So we hang out. 28:24 Speaker 1 With them. Oh, shut up. It's not me. Don't even. It's not me, OK? I get no, I get accused of poor people. They never said that about anything else. I'm not even close to your side of the fence when it comes to other ethnicities. I love everybody. 28:35 Speaker 2 I'm not, I am, but on a home I'm putting on a homeless hope. Hobo ho down. 28:40 Speaker 1 You've you've, you've told us four times already. Hey, man, I'm only doing this for publicity, man. I'm just, I'm telling you, if they say, if they say, man, you're doing this out of the county's heart. Hell, we are, man. We're trying to get publicity. See me, I'm actually considering doing all the, all the kindness of my heart. I, I do think it would be a nice thing. 28:56 The last thing I would put on here is, and I don't know if this is legal either. 29:00 Speaker 2 Guns. 29:00 Speaker 1 Do we? Well, I mean, that's not going to be on the list, but let's be honest, it's going. 29:07 Speaker 2 To look real bad if you shoot a homeless guy though. 29:10 Speaker 1 I'm not going to die, Brandon. It's like you have it's like a catch 22. Like, what do we need to do? You're getting you're getting assaulted. Next thing you know, like what happened? Well, Chuck was raped by 14 men. Why didn't you shoot him? He didn't want to kill him. He'd look bad. He. 29:22 Speaker 2 Looked bad for the show. Like we can always find another Co host but no. 29:25 Speaker 1 Chuck you, you take it, you take it. So no #8 I would, do you want to bring like a burning barrel or do we bring like actual heaters? I don't know if I have enough heaters for that many people. It's going to be. 29:36 Speaker 2 Cold burn barrel for sure. Burn barrel. 29:38 Speaker 1 Oh no, Oh my God, Mark left all of his heaters here. 29:42 Speaker 2 Oh God, he's about to got my no not going to have the homeless my heaters. 29:47 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, I shouldn't have set it on here. I. 29:49 Speaker 2 Should've just brought it. I mean a burn barrel is a classic homeless move. That'd be pretty cool. 29:52 Speaker 1 Too. You know what? Keep it. Don't worry about the heaters, Brandon. I got it taken care of, but I'm not going to use Mark's heaters. I got another option. 29:59 Speaker 2 OK. All right, Yeah. I mean, I, you know, I think we're good. Like I said, they fuck up my truck. I got full insurance on it. And I actually talked to the cousin of my insurance agent and at the party, she's he showed me a picture. She's she got big tits. It's pretty hot. 30:14 What? My insurance lady. 30:18 Speaker 1 Are you talking about oh the guy at the at the party showed you a picture of her? 30:22 Speaker 2 Yeah. 30:23 Speaker 1 And what'd you say? 30:24 Speaker 2 I said, oh, she's got big tits. She's hot. She's got a couple filters on right here, but she is crazy. She would love to go dildo shopping with you for sure. I'm like, oh God. 30:35 Speaker 1 What? What? I'm sorry, I missed why you talked about this. Are you taking her with you? No. 30:38 Speaker 2 No no no, I'm saying if something happens in my truck I have full cover insurance and my insurance lady happens to have big tits and she's hot. OK, so. 30:45 Speaker 1 Stupid. Why do you even talk about? 30:47 Speaker 2 That's a compliment. What do you mean? 30:49 Speaker 1 I don't know how that even got roped into the the truck, but I but it doesn't matter. I mean, whatever you need to ask her out, then just ask her out. But she's not too old for you. She's like 38. 30:58 Speaker 2 Yeah, and she's got two kids too, so. But all right, we got everything on the list. Super Bowl is on the. 31:04 Speaker 1 February 8th at 31:08 Speaker 2 It's gonna be like my my birthday party too for the most part 'cause my birthday's on the 5th, so we'll just celebrate I'm on my birthday. I wanted to celebrate it with you homeless guys. 31:16 Speaker 1 I don't know. Oh, that sucks, dude. This, this is just a terrible. It's just terrible. 31:22 Speaker 2 It's scary though, isn't it? 31:24 Speaker 1 It's just, it's just not. It's scary. Yeah. I mean, there's a lot of things that go wrong here. I do have a friend, Sarah, not not from the West Foundation, another Sarah that does a lot of work with the homeless in Atlanta. She takes them like food and and she takes them all these donations all the time. 31:40 Maybe I'll have her kind of help us get the good. How do I word? 31:45 Speaker 2 This the good ones. 31:46 Speaker 1 No, I did not say that because they're all good. I'll help her. I'll help her get us the safe ones. Oh, OK. Yeah, yeah. 31:54 Speaker 2 I mean, as long as we don't have like too much nice stuff out there. But like I said, I mean, if if the Y NS want to take my truck, I'm just going to give it to them. We'll get a new one anyway. But and I got full cover insurance with my big tit hot insurance lady. But but I think we'll be all right. It is going to get a little scary out there, but as long as we got a big black guy on our side, I think we'll be OK. 32:13 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'll text him right now. 32:17 Speaker 2 Like can you guess why we picked you? But. 32:19 Speaker 1 You know what? You know what sucks is like, how are we going to get him out there on the Super Bowl? That's like, there's this is the worst day ever. You know what though? There'll probably be a lot less violence that day. 32:28 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah, unless Ed yeah, I don't know, it's a it's a toss up for sure, but yeah. All right, well, let's we'll work on that. 32:35 Crafting a Media and Public Relations Strategy for the Event It's going to be I'm scared right now, man, but the publicity we got to get the news crew out there too. I. 32:39 Speaker 1 Was just. I was just thinking we have to contact the news. If I'm doing this, there better be coverage dude. 32:48 Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, we got, we need y'all to cover it in case we get shot and we don't want to get shot for nothing. OK, We need you guys out there. I'm, I think when we start promoting it, if I go to downtown Atlanta, I can probably go this week before I go to Kentucky and just start, you know, just ask a few people and just get a video and go. All right, guys, we're doing a Super Bowl party out here for the homeless. 33:04 It's going to be great. It's going to be fun. Well, we're just trying to get promotion on the show and these guys get a couple hot dogs and hamburgers, you know, be like good, good to go. I don't I. 33:11 Speaker 1 Don't think you need to say the promotion thing because we got all the listeners like dude, just the people that were at that event, right? If we put together a flyer like, you know, with all this information and I'm just Michael Germany, if you're listening, we put together a flyer that says Super Bowl party for the I don't think you can call him homeless. 33:28 You have to call him like unhoused. 33:30 Speaker 2 Hobos hobo ho down. 33:33 Speaker 1 I don't know if you want to go that route with this. I really don't, Brandon. I think you want to be politically correct on this. On the banner or on the poster. 33:40 Speaker 2 On Hal sounds fucking gay. That's retarded. 33:43 Speaker 1 But that's what no, if you want the media to get involved, you have to call it something like that. You can't be like we're doing a Super Bowl party for Atlanta poor's. You can't, you can't do that. You have to like, say, like unhoused, you know, because we're doing this, we're going to be hamburgers, hot dogs, all free of charge, Mercedes-Benz Stadium parking lot, C-section 4, you know, and then we say, you know, heating, security, you know, please don't hurt us, You know, whatever on this, on the band, on the, on the poster. 34:12 That way the listeners can contact like the local media. 34:17 Speaker 2 Oh, we got to get everybody to call and. 34:19 Speaker 1 They'll be like, hey, did you guys see this? Are you guys not covering this? Hey, I just wanted to say you guys should cover this. And we got like 300 people bombarding Fox FM or Fox 40 or whatever the hell, Fox 5, Fox 5, thank you. And we just sending it to them and then eventually they're like, what is this all about? 34:36 Should we do it out? 34:37 Speaker 2 Should we do it outside the CNN center? 34:40 Speaker 1 I don't think we can because, oh, you're talking about like one of the parking structures. 34:44 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're like. 34:45 Speaker 1 See that might that might be smarter because if we do it on a parking structure then the elements wouldn't matter to us. 34:52 Speaker 2 Yeah, I don't know, parking. Parking garage is like extra cold for some reason because it's got like cold concrete. You got a cold above you and cold below you. I'm not talking about. I'm talking about like, just like on the like a grassy area or a sidewalk or something. 35:03 Speaker 1 Have you ever been there? There's no freaking grassy area I. 35:06 Speaker 2 Thought there was like in the meeting or something. What? 35:07 Speaker 1 Are we going to park in the grass at the hey, you see that big Ferris wheel? Put me right under it, baby. We're going to be you can't what are we going to go to freaking Centennial Park? You can't do that. We got to we got to have a place where we can have a fire and we can have ATV and we can have vehicles or two vehicles and we can have a grill. 35:25 I mean, this is going to have to be a legit tailgate place. So I think, I think like I said, you're on to something, but we need to get the right image here. 35:33 Speaker 2 You know, we're going to have a lot of white people out there with the the homeless black people and because, you know, listeners are going to show up. 35:39 Speaker 1 No, they won't. It's not for a damn that's scary, that's scary. I would, I would, I would. I would advise them not to. That's. 35:46 Speaker 2 Scary than any any butt raping ghosts we've come across so far. But no, I think it's a good idea. I think it'd work out well. I think we can get the news involved with it for sure. And then people will be like, Oh my God, I've never heard of people doing a Super Bowl party with the homeless and they do a podcast. They got to be hilarious and then boom, we blow up overnight Super Bowl and then we get a bunch of sponsors. 36:07 We make a lot of money and then we just keep hanging out with the homeless, I guess. 36:12 Speaker 1 Then we got to go, we got to do 1 every year. Like we get, we get they're like, they're like the daily Doe Show is committed to doing this for the next 20 Super Bowls. Like what? We didn't say that well. 36:22 Speaker 2 36:22 Speaker 2 Because the the next one is in Atlanta, I think or 20282027 or 2028. Now that would be insane. That's probably where we get stabbed. But you know, as long as as long as we, like I said, find the chill homeless, we might, I don't know if anybody's got like a script for Xanax. 36:38 We might need to like calm them down or something like that. Give them like break them in half, give it to them. We'll see. We'll see how it goes. But I think we can get this in the works. First we need to make sure we have a large black man secured. 36:51 Speaker 1 Yeah. And, and if any listeners want to show up, I would come in costume. I would. I would come, I think. No, no, Brandon, I'm talking about like ripped clothes and looking like you're struggling in life. And that way they don't. 37:07 They don't. Why would you say that? You know, I'm not gonna ask somebody to show up in that. 37:11 Speaker 2 What is someone? 37:12 Speaker 1 Oh my. 37:13 Speaker 2 News is there. You got someone so like Josh Gibbs and. 37:16 Speaker 1 Josh, I was just going to say, Josh Gibbs shows up in complete black everything, like his arms and everything, and he's like, what's up, Ma? And he drops it and we're all just like, oh God. 37:28 Speaker 2 What have you played it off the whole time like Robert Downey Junior and they didn't know. Oh my God, they. 37:32 Speaker 1 Were like this is the coolest homeless guy ever. 37:36 Speaker 2 So all right, well, if anyone knows how to make this, you know where we don't get stabbed? That's the only thing I'm worried about is stabbings because they don't really have guns unless we got like a gang drive by. But I don't think gangs shoot homeless people. So I think we'll be OK for the most part. I think the biggest threat to homeless people is other homeless people. 37:52 But if we're there, I think we're OK. I think we'll protect them. All right, we're going to have a butt fucking the AK out there. Just fucking keeping the bad homeless away. Like, hey, get back. No bargain for you. 38:05 Speaker 1 Leave fat homeless. We're going to give wristbands to them. They get a green wristband if they're nice and then a red if they're mean. Like when you're at it, when you're at it. I shouldn't even say that. OK, I'll say it when they're when you go to a animal rescue and they put the dogs out in the cage together to see which ones are mean and they fight and then they separate them. 38:25 One like we have like a fence up. We're like, OK, good ones are over here. Oh, bad ones, get over there. OK. You don't get to see it from the same point of view, OK? That's how we separate them. 38:35 Speaker 2 They were definitely playing that clip on the news. 38:37 Speaker 1 Shut up. OK, dude, I'm kidding. Oh my God, I was kidding, actually. No one. Dude. Edit that out. Can you edit that one out for real? 38:45 Speaker 2 Dude, I'm tired man. 38:46 Speaker 1 No Brandon 3828 just edit that part out because that they will play that on the news. 38:50 Speaker 2 That's fine. We just need people to. 38:53 Speaker 1 Want it to be me. I don't want it to be me. 38:56 Speaker 2 I said plenty of other bad stuff. I'm sure they'll pull a clip of me saying something stupid, too. Yeah, it'd be all right. Actually. That guy's camera was too blurry so we just used the other guy's footage. 39:05 Speaker 1 Yeah, you're talking. And I'm like, they just have my lips moving. 39:11 Speaker 2 Oh, that's funny. All right, well, I'm glad you liked that idea. 39:11 Speaker 2 Oh, that's funny. All right, well, I'm glad you liked that idea. And it will be scary. Probably the scariest 1 yet. So that's the name of the bit. That's what we do. 39:20 Daily Dose News: Florida Schools Testing Drones for Active Shooters All right, we're going to go and get into daily Dos Adam News. 39:25 Speaker 1 Your Daily 39:46 Speaker 2 There's some more warning. All right? There is one political one in here, kind of. It's a little political. Oh no. 39:51 Speaker 1 No, no, can't do that, Brandon. Nope. 39:53 Speaker 2 As you said, Thomas Parish was getting a little upset about it, but here's what I got to say about that. I the fucking world is burning right now. Shit's going crazy. Shit we've never seen, I've never seen in my entire lifetime. I mean, over the past 20 days of crazy shit has been happening. 40:08 So I feel like we'd be a little tone deaf to not talk about it instead of, you know, like some dude in Texas that's trying to get legal blowjobs from his dog in public. I mean, if I find that story, of course I'm going to talk about it. But I think we probably need to touch on some of the major things going on in the world. And I know you say you turn it off whenever we talk about anything kind of political, but we gave you 40 minutes. 40:27 So if you got to go, we we understand. But if not. 40:27 So if you got to go, we we understand. But if not. Suck it up and stick around. We appreciate it. All right up first, 3 Florida school districts to test drones to protect against active shooters. SO3 school districts, one in Central Florida and and the other ones are in Volusia County, have chosen to participate in the Campus Guarding Angel pilot program. 40:50 So essentially they, they got these boxes that go all around the school, They got them in classrooms, they got them in the hallways, got in the cafeteria, got them outside. And as soon as there's a alert triggered, these drones come out of their box and within 5 seconds. And then you've got professional FPV drone pilots based in Texas that are flying these things across, you know, across the country, halfway across the country. 41:12 I mean, they're in Texas. The drones are in Florida, and they don't have guns on them. But they did say if they had to, they can fly 50 to 60 miles an hour into the active school shooter. And it says it feels like you're getting hit with a bat. So I can just imagine like 10 of these things fucking attacking a dude at one time. 41:29 And I mean, it could probably kill him if it hit him hard enough in the head, I would think. But I mean, it's it's, you know, some people are like, yeah, we don't really want to do that. It's a little a little costly. Each of the drones cost $3000. But I mean, it's this seem like too big of a jump. 41:46 I mean, I feel like it's really some kind of fucking Terminator scenario right here. We just went from one SRO officer to now 50 drones at a school that just fly 50 miles an hour from some guy in Texas. You know what I'm saying? Was there not like any middle ground there? I mean, I I understand the idea. 42:01 I think it's cool. But was there like no no other step to take before we got to arm drones in schools? 42:09 Speaker 1 Well, I will say, like I, I, I 100% do agree that in 10 years, right, 15 years, this story will not be a story. It'll, it'll, people would look back on this and say, Oh my God, how archaic are these idiots, right? Like, of course you're going to use drones. 42:25 Why would you not use drones? That's the only thing you would use. Why would you use a human right? That's where we're going. That's where technology is taking us. It's it's the way of society and the future. But I think what you're saying and I and I, I agree, $3000 per drone and how many they want to get. 42:44 Speaker 2 Florida has committed 557,000 to these to this program. 42:50 Speaker 1 OK. And a security officer for a school would cost probably 60 grand, 70 grand a year, which is way more than that. So God, man, I'm really torn on this. I the only thing I don't like is the fact that they're not armed. 43:06 And I'm not saying they have to be armed with a gun. I'm not saying they have to be armed with something that is catastrophic. You got to at least have some type of weaponization of them. 43:15 Speaker 2 What do you want? Just like 2 fists coming out like 1940s fish. Just I I got just like a Wham. 43:19 Speaker 1 I'm thinking, I'm thinking like, how fast do they fly? 43:24 Speaker 2 50 to 60. 43:25 Speaker 1 Dude put a knife on that bad boy. Like just a chart point and then if it flies into something it's staying. It's getting stuck on it. 43:34 Speaker 2 Well, I think that's something else to worry about, about how quickly these things will become hacked. You know, I mean, if you could hack them and then just what? 43:42 Speaker 1 OK then, then no, I don't want to hack. They can be hacked. Yes, they're. 43:46 Speaker 2 Technology, what are you talking about? This is the main problem, what people are freaking out about. Like they could be hacked and then they they could be flown, You know, by by an attacker. I mean school shooter could do everything from his home. You know, he could just take these drones and just turn them against the school. And then by the time he figured out it was, you know, the, you know, Fred at home, he's gone. 44:03 He's out of there. 44:04 Speaker 1 No. 44:05 Speaker 2 School shooters, they got to shoot and then they got to get out of school, they got to run, they got to escape. But if you're already escape, you're not even on premise and you're just blowing drones up in the school, that's where it becomes the problem. And you've got I mean the people that are flying these are the top FPV drone pilots in the world very pricey to pay these guys too. 44:22 So you're looking at that that they're out there in Texas having to do this obviously, I mean they're not deployed every day. I mean, I don't know they're not deployed every day. I'm sure they do test runs and shit like that make sure the batteries are charged and the damn rotors ain't broke or some shit like that. But the I just think maybe there's probably a little middle ground there besides going straight to drones that are flying 5060 miles an hour through the school. 44:44 Because what what happens if it hits a damn third grader? You know, like if something mouse functions and they hit a third, I mean that's going to kill 1/3 grader more than likely. A drone hit me at 50 miles an hour. 44:52 Speaker 1 I will, I will say, so I went to, I went to the Red Cross CPR in school. So I, I had to go become an, I wanted to become an instructor to give CPR. And this is back in like 2016, 2017. And there's a, there's a, there's a actual institute in Atlanta. 45:10 So it was great. I went down there. It was 2 weeks long. I went in and they teach you how to give CPR and you are a certified CPR instructor. So you get all the material. You can give classes, you can, you can certify people. And during the class they said, hey, this is an AED, right? 45:26 The defibrillator that keeps you alive. If you're dying, you're having a heart attack. And they said every federal building and every State Building in the state of Georgia is required to have one of these AE DS on the wall. And dude, it was like even hotels, like anybody that any business like that would have to have one. 45:44 And they said, we encourage you to do this now that you're an instructor when you go to these places, say, hey, I want to check your AED because every gym, like if you go to the gym in any hotel, they all have an AED on the wall, every one of them. And they said, just show them your card and say, hey, I want to check your AED. 46:01 And they said you will find less than 50% still have an active battery that works. I was like, I was like, this is crazy, right? So I went to the Marriott Marquis, which is right downtown Atlanta, and my office was very close to Marriott Marquis. I get done, you know, I'm still gung ho. 46:17 I'm giving classes. I'm freaking saving the world one class at a time. CPR, right? And I go into the Marriott Marquis and I go to the gym and like, hey, man, because I use that gym sometimes. I say, man, if I check your AED, see if it's acting like, oh, that's good, man. Yeah, go ahead, go ahead. You blow the dust off of it, bro. 46:33 This thing wouldn't turn on if your life depended on it, which it literally would. And I was like, dude, this thing's dead. And they're like, oh, well, I think we have an extra battery around here or somewhere. I'm like, Oh my God. So I look at these drones like, that's the situation, right? 46:49 You pay $3000 per drone. It sits there and they're like, hey, if an active school shooting happens in the next three months, we're going to be awesome, right? Yeah. But then after that, the dude shooting everybody up and they're like, the drones are like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. And they don't move because nobody's going to maintain them. 47:05 It's just. 47:07 Speaker 2 As far as I know, the the drone boxes are plugged into the wall, so they're just a charging station. They're charged. They're on the charger all time now with a DS. I didn't know that. I thought they were fed. I thought they had a they were hard wired in and then the shit just kind of charged on the wall. Then you pulled it off, you shot someone, put it back on there and start charging again. 47:24 But that's pretty dumb. They don't even have like a light on there that tells like like a red light, like hey, this thing's dead. Time to change the battery. It's not like take the beeps or anything. 47:31 Speaker 1 No, and you got to turn it on and a lot. And you know what's funny is fire extinguishers the same way I, I've had plenty of and even even at my own home, like I got fire extinguishers because the dude that lived here before me was a psychopath. I guess he was burning as as a kid or something. I don't know. He's got fire extinguishers everywhere, like under every freaking bathroom sink. 47:48 And we had a fire one day out back. I came aware I was, you know, I was out front. It was when we were doing fireworks. I'm like, Oh my God, you know, I'm like fucking me, dude. I get to use a fire extinguisher. So I run inside. I grab it out of the kitchen. I run out there and I pull the trigger. It's like poof, gone. 48:03 I'm like, are you kidding me? This thing's been sitting in my pantry for freaking five years. Doesn't even work. So I don't know, man. I but again, I think it's just too expensive to hire these PS OS and bring me safety officers in that are armed. I don't think they're ever going to do it. 48:18 And I unfortunately think this is something we're going to have to worry about for. 48:22 Speaker 2 What's a What's a PSO? 48:24 Speaker 1 A physical security officer or a personal security officer that goes into the schools and works and just that's all they do is there. 48:32 Speaker 2 Yeah, we didn't have those. We had SRO school resource officers. I. 48:35 Speaker 1 Guess they're, Oh yeah, yeah 'cause SROS, well, SROS don't even have guns. They just check the outside to make sure it's secure. They do walks, they do perimeter walks, things like that, 'cause they still have those. 48:44 Speaker 2 I thought, I thought, I don't know. I could've swore. I remember the two cops we had walking around with guns. 48:49 Speaker 1 You're talking about the cops that are like, they have their, their patrol car says like Gwinnett County schools and they've mounted Coweta County. 48:57 Speaker 2 Sheriff. 48:57 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I mean, that's what I'm saying. It would be a local police officer. Yeah, yeah. That services a certain number of schools, but he doesn't stay there. Like he, he, he, he's, he would stay at your school. 49:10 Speaker 2 Yeah, we had two that would stay there long. What's his name? It was two. 49:10 Speaker 2 Yeah, we had two that would stay there long. What's his name? It was two. Officer Kirk was in middle school. He was there. He was a bigger black guy. He was there every day, stayed there all day. 49:22 Speaker 1 The ones up here, they go to different, they go to all the schools in the cluster. 49:25 Speaker 2 Oh, no, see, at EC, we always had two cops there at all times at the high school. Those two guys, I can't remember their names now, but they're pretty chill. Then obviously if something was going down, like a shooting at the gas station, they might have to run up there real quick. But. 49:38 Speaker 1 See, I'm not see, I'm not talking about cop though. Like I think whatever, whatever you call them, Sr. OS, PS OS, security guards, I don't care. I'm talking about actually having a person. Their only job is to sit in the office with a gun, and that's all they do. 49:55 Speaker 2 Yeah, I don't like, I don't know. They're I I thought they were called Sros and they, like I said, they were there. I saw them every day. They had guns too, so, but they were actual police officers, so maybe that's something different. I don't. 50:04 Speaker 1 Know yeah, I haven't seen that. I mean, we have one that comes up here and then they always park their patrol car right in front of the school when the buses are are letting out. And I'm like, dude, you're not pulling me over. Like you're, they're sitting there on their phone in their car, you know? Oh, yeah, you're not doing anything. 50:19 Speaker 2 50:19 Speaker 2 Oh, man. OK, All right. Well, drones, good luck with that, Florida. 50:22 Bill Ackman's Donation to ICE Agent's GoFundMe Sparks Debate We'll see what happens. All right, up next, billionaire Bill Ackman donates $10,000 to GoFundMe for ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Nicole. Good. Now the, the, The funny thing about this is when I first saw it, I just saw Bill Ackman donates 10,000 and I'm like, all right, I don't know who the fuck Bill Ackman is, but and then I read billionaire. 50:44 I'm like, oh, that kind of looks. I think it looks bad in both ways. Like he probably didn't want people to publicly know that he gave this guy $10,000. But the people that are supporting this cop are probably like, really, dude, $10,000? You're a fucking billionaire. How fucking cheap are you? So I think this dude failed either way. 51:01 Either way, he donated money. Like at that point he should have donated $100,000. At least that way it would have been like show that you really you care enough, but you're not. I mean, it's just kind of weird the fact that it's all billionaires only giving $10,000 to this cop that shot this chick. 51:17 Well, you know, it doesn't matter what side you're on. I'm just saying I think it's kind of odd that he only gave 1010 grand and I think it kind of makes him look bad in both people's eyes. 51:25 Speaker 1 Yeah, I so you know, I've, I've, I've watched all the video now, Brandon, I've, I've, I've seen both angles. I've seen the cops video and I've seen her video and I've seen it all. I hate to say this because I feel very terrible about it. I sent you some of the chats that were going on in with the law enforcement groups I'm a part of with all the cops, like arguing with each other about was it a good shoot? 51:48 This guy's terrible, this guy's great, right? Whatever. Sometimes I think the world has a way of working things out itself, and we just have to sit back and be OK with that. And in this situation, she seemed like an awful human being. 52:07 Just just an awful human being. And her wife. Oh, you worse. 52:11 Speaker 2 Soon as you saw the wife, I was like, Oh God. 52:13 Speaker 1 It's worse, worse, but yet the cop seemed like a douche. OK. And what he did seems highly inappropriate. I don't know how this is going to play out and I really don't care. I really don't. But either way, even if he's not charged or whatever, he's still going to be hated by 50% of the population for the rest of his life. 52:33 And he's going to never work at ICE again and he's going to change his identity and he's going to disappear, right? And the other lady lost her life and her wife now has to realize maybe we shouldn't have done that. So when people are donating money, just out of curiosity, I just, I'm, I don't, I didn't see the GoFundMe. 52:50 Brandon, what is it for? What is? What is the GoFundMe for? 52:55 Speaker 2 I don't know, because The funny thing you say about the guy, like he's going to have to change his name. I don't even know the, I don't know what it looks like. Jonathan Ross. Sorry. I guess that's his name. 53:04 Speaker 1 Oh God, they identified him. 53:06 Speaker 2 Jaw, which that's a fucking that's a very common name. So fundraiser. Oh my God, fundraiser pipe. Clyde Clemons for ICE Officer Jonathan Ross. Can you guess how much fucking money they've raised? 53:22 Speaker 1 265,000. 53:25 Speaker 2 518,000. 53:26 Speaker 1 Oh my God, for what? 53:29 Speaker 2 It's oh, that's how they fucking figure it out, 'cause you go and go fund me the top donation it says William Ackman $10,000. Now I is that actually him though? You know what I'm saying? I don't know if someone just posted that now Bill Ackman's like what the fuck? Because I feel. 53:43 Speaker 1 Like you probably would have gave. 53:45 Speaker 2 More than that, but like if you go, if you're on Go Fund Me and it shows they're trying to raise $550,000. So they're almost there. But I mean, then you got someone like W Lund for Minnesota House 25-B that donated 50 bucks. But there's now that I'm looking at this, there's a good chance that Bill Ackman, because if he was donating, why would he just put Anonymous? 54:06 Did he just want people to know or just someone else just making a joke? 54:06 Did he just want people to know or just someone else just making a joke? Just like, oh look, Bill Hackman wants to support this. 54:11 Speaker 1 Dude, that's sort of that. That would be the biggest baller move ever. Like if you're a billionaire and you have another billionaire friend, like let's say me and you are both billionaires, right? And this happened. I would totally donate $10,000 in your name to the female that like the the the chick, especially if you're a conservative, just to totally bust your balls right. 54:34 And then this would all be happening against and you're like, what? What? I I wouldn't give 10 grand. I'm a billionaire. If I cared, I'd give a million, right? So this is actually pretty funny if that's what happened, genius. I love it. 54:47 Speaker 2 OK, well I guess our buddy probably should have shut the fuck up 'cause he did post on X, he said. I am a big believer in our legal principle that one is innocent until proven guilty. To that end, I supported the GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross. Oh yeah, that was 100% me. 55:04 So apparently he, you know, they're almost 550. The other chick, she's said the widowed wife and her children was closed by the organizer after it received more than 1.5 million in donations. So a lot of money going around, man. Like I said, if we get stabbed, damn, that's scary. 55:21 I mean, I'm sure there's going to be some money going to the homeless guy, but we're probably going to get a good check. 55:24 Speaker 1 I I don't understand what the money is going for with him like an ICE agent. If you if you have a, if you're in a shooting, you are put on administrative leave. So you're getting paid. You're you're still getting your same paycheck and 90% of federal law enforcement officers are part of FLEOA, which gives you I'm sorry, LEOA, is it Leo? 55:46 My God, it's been a minute. But anyway, you get law enforcement officer. What's it called? It's, it's essentially you get full coverage for legal, legal, legal teams. So you'd get, you'd have somebody to defend you and it's paid for and every cop I know pays it in beginning of the year. 56:03 It's like 150 bucks or 200 bucks or whatever. So chances are he's got free legal, He's getting his full paycheck. What's he? What's he doing with the money? 56:13 Speaker 2 I don't know, it says the IT says after seeing all the media BS about a domestic terrorist getting GoFundMe, I feel that the officer that was 1000% justified in the shooting deserves to have a GoFundMe. Funds will go to help him. So maybe they're like, I guess this guy's never going to be able to work again or something like that because I have not. 56:31 The suggested amount is $200. Are you fucking kidding me? Oh, it says give to cover Jonathan's legal defense. Donate now or share. Manny might have to hop on this. Manny, $500,000 right there. Manny's about. Yeah, it's gonna be about $523,000. Oh, $525,000. 56:48 How much it's gonna cost? 0540? 56:48 How much it's gonna cost? 0540? Yeah. OK, shake. We better shake it now. Oh, we're at 56:54 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't think, I don't think Manny's gonna defend that guy. 56:57 Speaker 2 So we got sure if we paid him half $1,000,000, it would So total we've got $2,000,000 that have been given 1 1/2 to the the other lesbian and the the children that she's probably not a huge fan of. She's probably just there for the damn, you know, her lesbian lover. 57:13 And now because they just got married or something like that. And now she's like, oh God, she but now she's like, I got a one and a half million. I guess I got to give some of these kids, but I'm guessing she's going to keep 750, get the kids 750 and probably split, right? I mean, that's, that's what you do more than likely. 57:27 Speaker 1 Right. Wait, the kids weren't hers though, right? They were the. 57:31 Speaker 2 They're the other lesbian. 57:32 Speaker 1 They're still the dad's still there, right? 57:35 Speaker 2 I don't know. I mean, maybe. 57:37 Speaker 1 So yeah, you give 750 to the dad to take care of the kids and then she takes the other 750 and goes out and starts another riot or something. She goes to get a new wife and. 57:47 Speaker 2 Gets her shot too. He was the one that was like, drive, baby, drive, drive like, you fucking idiot. All right, Well, he'll. Oh, not cool, but sucks. 57:58 Teasing a 'Massive Manhood' Story for Next Episode and Show Wrap-up All right, we'll go ahead and get into what? The check. What the Chuck. Yeah. You want to Chuck me? Chuck you real hard? Chuck me. Chuck me. Chuck me. Chuck me. 58:10 Speaker 1 I'm full of Chuck. 58:12 Speaker 2 Oh Chuck, Chuck it real. 58:15 Speaker 1 Good. What the Chuck DJ and vision? Hey, man, we're at 57 minutes. We don't got to do this today. We can do this next episode because I have a good one and it's a funny story, but I will tease it. It involves a massive, massive manhood. 58:31 And that's all I'm going to give you, Brandon. It's one of the greatest stories. I was it's funny what what actually reminded me of it was Josh Gibbs, right? Oh God, I I know we've talked about Josh. Nobody will ever know what Josh Gibbs is really like until you meet him in real life. 58:46 I mean, all all will Turpy not to say was that guy knows how to party. 58:46 I mean, all all will Turpy not to say was that guy knows how to party. I know. And and it was like it was like 3 like there was only we're three hours in. His wife's like we have to leave. And she's seen some things, like his wife has seen some things, you know, so she knew like this is it, this is it. 59:03 And he was so proud that he took a shot with every single person on the show. And I'm like, dude, I'm not drinking. He's like, you are today. I'm like, OK, I'll do 1. Like I want to die here. But anyway, so he took me outside and he's smoking a cigarette and he goes, can I tell you something, man? He's like, you know, I was in the military. 59:21 I was in the army and he was 11B. And he goes, I, I love it when you tell military stories, like I love it. And he's like, you don't tell enough of them. Like there's some really funny stuff that happens in the military. And I'm like, I'm like, dude, I'm like, you know, the Purell thing, kind of like it, it, it, it hurt a little. 59:37 I mean, people just won't let that one go, you know what I mean? And, and I said, I said, I don't want to, I don't want to tell these stories. And then, you know, 200 episodes from now, people are like, dude, when you told that Purell store, I'm like, God bless. I don't want I don't, I don't want that to be my legacy, Brandon, you know what I mean? 59:52 Like, like, that's what people are like I'm, I'm, I'm dead. You know, people show up. 59:55 Speaker 2 In people are putting babies putting bottles of Purell up there Newport cigarettes like he wouldn't love this. 1:00:03 Speaker 1 My kids are like what, what why are they doing that? 1:00:03 Speaker 1 My kids are like what, what why are they doing that? You know, was was dad in dad smoke and why was he did you like to clean his hands a lot? We didn't know that like no God idiots. So anyway. 1:00:13 Speaker 2 The law be like your dad didn't like the smallest cigarette smoke around his hands. 1:00:16 Speaker 1 That's what we'll tell people. But no, but yeah. So tomorrow I'm going to tell you a story about about Sergeant Fraser and and the biggest manhood on the face of the planet. So we'll talk about that all. 1:00:28 Speaker 2 Right, another light hearing about Big O cock in the morning. All right, we appreciate you listening. If you're iHeartRadio podcast or Spotify, be sure to lose the five star of you and to follow it helps out a good bit. We got the Patreon down below. He's at paid advertising for the show and verdom. That's scary coming up with the homeless hookers, prostitutes, heroin, which we can get all three down in downtown Atlanta, which is crazy honestly. 1:00:48 And we got the YouTube channel clues too. Put all the full link episodes if you want. Please go watch that. We've seen 1000 of you watch 4 episodes and we get monetized and then boom, we make money and then we got to pay an editor cut out all the bad words and I say and Chuck says we appreciate it. The the merch shop is up. 1:01:05 I'm sure we'll have a link there in the show group and also I'll have one down below in the description as well if you want to go over there and buy some merch. I can't wait to order some too. We're still trying to figure out the thrasher stuff 'cause it keeps sending cease and desist or not thrasher, but Printfy does so I don't know what you got to do about that. 1:01:20 I got to find someone local to make me, like, 10 and so I can start wearing them, and then I need the actual cease and desist from Thrasher Skate Magazine to come in, and then I can be. Hey, guess what? Fuck you, bitch. I got the last name for you. Did so die, bitch. No, I'm just kidding. All right. So yeah, I think we're getting on out of here. 1:01:35 Speaker 1 Yeah, Michael, Germany, man, make sure you do this poster. I need a Super Bowl party poster. And once I visualize, once I see it, I'll know if I'm in. So we have not. I'm not. I'm not confirming anything yet, Brandon. 1:01:47 Speaker 2 They numbered stuff and wrote it down. That means you're in, right? 1:01:50 Speaker 1 Well, I, I, I just I'm I'm still I'm on the fence, but I need but if I seen on a poster and I go that looks like 1,000,000 views, then oh, it's. 1:01:59 Speaker 2 Going to get viewed baby. 1:02:01 Speaker 1 I don't, you know, Brandon, I thought that many times on this show, there's many things you've said and done that I go. That's the one. That's the one that gets us in the mainstream. Nothing. Nothing, bro, nothing. 1:02:13 Speaker 2 Well, if we're down downtown with a bunch of homeless people and, you know, we're passing out beer and heroin, I'm sure we're going to get the juice. It's about heroin. I they like heroin. I'm just trying to make them feel at home. All right, we'll see you tomorrow.