Daily Dose 214- Nurdle Me Deep - The Daily Dose Show
2026-01-13
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Transcript Chapters This transcript was generated automatically. Its accuracy may vary. 0:19 Disclaimers, Introductions, and Post-Event Excitement Tuesday and my camera completely fucked man. I don't know what the fuck's going on with it but it's pretty bad. I've been waiting to get AF word out loud like that since yesterday because I was pretty PG. My name is Brandon Thrasher, It's the daily dose show over there. It's Chuck Armfest. How you doing? 0:33 Speaker 2 I'm just, I'm just happy to be back in a normal situation without Crazy Mark yelling at me the entire time that I'm trying to talk off camera. 0:41 Speaker 1 Yeah, it was happening. You know, he liked to do that often. I had AI had a buddy that used to do that when we used to record at my dad's basement. He'd come over and just be like shouting shit. I'm like, dude, if you're not, if you're not going to talking to him, like don't talk at all. OK, I don't know what's going on here. But his problem was he was he was scared his job was going to find out, but crazy Mark just he just wants to tell us something. 0:58 I don't know what he does. He just wait a minute all right, So that's why why he wear headphones also so I can't hear none of that. I just see his lips moving and I'm like what is he saying? What's? 1:00 today and then I went to a restaurant and then I took a wrong turn and it took me like another 30 minutes to get there. And then we're in the restaurant. They got a, they got a car shop below them like underground, and they're like, the whole floor is fucking shaking. But it was fucking crazy. Wait, what was the question? 1:07 Speaker 2 He doing it's, it's very, it's very distracting. But no, I'm I'm glad to be back. I still I I know everybody had a good time. I I've been seeing the social media posts and my favorite, my favorite part was I always know when Brandon gets reinvigorated in some type of thing we're doing. 1:27 Like like after that hundredth episode, Brandon hit the ground running. Like we walked out of there. Brandon was like, dude, that was amazing. You know, at one point over 200 people. Like he was so excited last night. You, Sir, were on a whole nother level. 1:43 You had the Facebook post where you were screaming at everybody about how, you know, excited you were about the show. And then you had all these great ideas about things we're going to do. 1:52 Open Bar Confusion, Piedmont Park, and Vendor Success Do you remember any of the ideas that you pitched last night when you called me out of your mind? 2:01 Speaker 1 Yeah, I remember, I remember one of them, I was like, dude, we should get some big ticket item from Jose's store. And we should have people do like fucking gauntlets to try to like American Ninja Warrior, but not American Ninja Warrior style, but something a little different. And they just got to go through, they got to go through all these trials and tribulations to get their like, cool prize. 2:18 But it'd be something cooler than like a garbage disposal because you're going to be like risking your life. 2:22 Speaker 2 Yeah, it would be. It'd be like The Amazing Race meets Survivor meets American Ninja Warrior. And what really shut it down for Brandon is when I looked at around, I was talking to him and I said, now, Brandon, I want you to imagine all the people that are at these this event now imagine it being some type of physical like battle to the death. 2:42 How many people do you think you're going to participate or actually have a chance? And he's like, yeah, OK, maybe we'll change it a little bit. Yeah, we'll just like, dude, I don't know, Half the people at this event, I think they're just like, this is what I want to do. I just want to chill, drink beer and alcohol. 3:00 I didn't realize I had an open bar. Did you know that? And. 3:02 Speaker 1 What do you mean an open bar? I mean. I mean, the bar was there, you could buy drinks. 3:05 Speaker 2 Well, I mean, I mean, it had a, it had a bar, it had a, a liquor bar. 3:09 Speaker 1 Oh, oh, I don't. That's not what an open bar is I. 3:11 Speaker 2 Don't think you know? 3:12 Speaker 1 What? I mean, you just drink whatever the fuck you want. That was not the case. 3:15 Speaker 2 You know what I meant. I meant they have a, they had a, they had a full bar. A full bar is what I meant. 3:20 Speaker 1 Yeah, no, I yeah, August's girlfriend made me aware of that. She's like, I was like, I'm so glad they had liquor. I was drinking devils left and right. I'm like, yeah, you're getting a little toasted there, but I'm glad you have fun. I think a lot of people are drinking liquor. Well, Turpin, every time I look over, he had like a a full old fashioned, but I knew it wasn't the same one because like the different cherries and different ice cubes in there. 3:38 I'm like, damn, how much does that motherfucker drink so far? He. 3:41 Speaker 2 Was having a good time I but I didn't realize that you could do that. I thought breweries in Atlanta are in Georgia. They could only serve beer. That's like pontoon. Pontoon can only serve beer, so I just assumed that was the deal. So when we were talking about where to do our next event and New realm is like they're coming at us hard, right? 4:00 They're coming at us hard right now. Yeah, yeah, there you go. We're back. Is I said, dude, I I can't I don't want to do new realm. I want to do this place or that place. And we're talking, me and Brandon were talking about some other stuff last night, but then I'm like, I don't know if any other brewery that would have us would have liquor. 4:20 And so now New Realm's like got us I think. 4:24 Speaker 1 I think they get around that because they're a restaurant also, right? I imagine that's probably how they get around it because most places don't sell. Most breweries don't sell food. They had food trucks to come out there. But what I was thinking was I didn't know Piedmont Park was free use, you know, So we just go out there, we just do our own music. 4:40 Midtown, we just go out there, set up, set up some food trucks and then just have New Realm put the put their trucks out there to sell beer and liquor. 4:47 Speaker 2 Wait a minute, what do you mean Piedmont's free? 4:51 Speaker 1 It's public use. Anybody can use it. That's where they do Music Midtown, Out Music Midtown, I found out. But they just set stages up there in the middle of Piedmont Park, and they just say, all right, there you go, you have it. 5:00 Speaker 2 And I bet, I bet, I bet if we have a charity, that's what I'm saying. And I've been having, I've had vendors reach out to me now because now we got vendors that want to get in on the action the next time we do it. And I said, hey, we're going to be very selective on vendors, but do you want to know why vendors want to be a part of it? 5:00, but you got this one. Go sleep. You got this one in the bag in the movie Pulp Fiction. What time are all the clocks set to? 5:19 Speaker 1 Because they know we like to party and do drugs. 5:21 Speaker 2 OK, OK. No, some vendors maybe, but no, because we did a test run this time. So what we did was you guys all think that my daughter going out there selling bracelets was just for fun. No, we did a test run. 5:36 So we wanted to see if we had a vendor at one of these events, would they be successful. 5:43 Daughter's Bracelet Sales and Brandon's Chaotic Morning All I got to tell you guys, they would kill it because that little girl walked away with almost $200.00 of your guys's cash, which is mind boggling to me. And then last night when I'm in line for Raising Cane's to get her food and I can't find my wallet anywhere, she said, dad, you can use some of my cash if you want. 6:00 AM instead. 6:00 AM instead. Yeah. 6:00 in the morning. Now Brandon called me a lot last night and, and I finally I'm like, dude, I'm watching, I'm watching the the playoffs like like I need a minute. 6:00 AM. But dude, what were your ideas? I know you wrote them down. I know you gave yourself notes. What did you come up with last night? 6:02 And I was like, she's charged a little. 6:04 Speaker 1 Bit of interest on it. 6:05 Speaker 2 No, no, I And then I said this is the sweetest little girl in the world. And she goes, you better pay me back. What? What? It's for you. Like, what are we what are we doing here? But anyway, so, no, but that's dude, vendors. We're going to. We're going to get another one. Brandon, what are you thinking? I mean, I know you had a lot to think about last night. 6:22 You had a lot of notes that you wrote down. Did any? Because I know you're supposed to go to bed at midnight. And you said that you got your second win and you went to bed at 6:30 Speaker 1 That's what happened. Then I woke up at 6:45 I don't know where I was going with that. 6:48 Speaker 2 I literally just drink a cup of coffee. So no, I said. I said. So you told me last night you went to bed at 7:00 PM and we just have music all day long. You talk and me and me and you just have a little spot up on the stage where between bands we just record a little bit of the show. 7:04 He's and he's like, dude, dude, I will call you back in 15 minutes. So he called me back in 15 minutes and he talked to me about American Ninja Warrior and that almost did you hear? I almost said that it almost came out really the wrong way. American Ninja Warrior is what I said. 7:21 But anyway, so I, I said, dude, I, I'm watching the game and he's like, alright, I'll call you back in 15 minutes. So he doesn't call back. And at this point it's like 11 something. I'm like, dude, Brandon is out. He's he's passed out. He went to sleep. So as soon as I lay down and I'm trying to just give some snuggles to the wife, my phone starts blowing up. 7:39 I'm like, are you kidding me right now? So I lean over freaking I silence it. Brandon tells me this morning he went to he woke up at 7:53 Lack of Event Branding and Mark's Formaldehyde Scare Well, I know the last thing I was calling you about, I was like, dude, we fucked up. We had 0 fucking branding there whatsoever. I mean if people didn't know who we were and they left that show, they still didn't know who the fuck we were because we didn't have any sign up whatsoever. The only sign we had was Michael Germany and he, he was sitting down over there for the most part when he wasn't fucking spraying me with a fart spray whatever one of you faggots did that you were Chuck, one of you bastards. 8:13 So it was our only advertisement and he was kind of over. I don't know if he was mingling with people that didn't know about the show, but I was trying to talk to some people about it And, but no, that, that was the last thing I called about. And then, hey, I don't know what's going on here. 8:31 See, it never really makes sense when I, after I write them down, you know, I, I think I need to like just record them or something. I, I wrote down that I was throwing the football with Carter and his buddy. I don't know why I wrote that down. Carter's trying to be a quarterback outside. He's like the kids going like left shoulder and Carter's like throwing back shoulders of this kid the whole time. 8:52 I'm like, dude, he can't catch that. He's not going to be able to catch that. And he's like, well, you go catch 1. So he fucking threw a back shoulder to me too. I had to twist and twerk my whole body on the boundary over there before I ran into the concrete walls. Like I could not drop this ball in front of this kid. So yeah, I didn't want the kids make fun of me. And then I was zipping it back to him. 9:00 AM. 9:00 AM, ends at 9:07 Had some good hands. I was surprised. I'm. 9:09 Speaker 2 Glad you're. I'm glad that was part of your nose. So stupid. Well, I, I will say I, I don't know if you remember this, I wanted to bring this up. I made a note to remind myself to talk about this, but Mark and will so, so when we got ready to give away this Mexico trip, which by the way, Mexico winner, I've been messaging him nothing critically. 9:33 I got his number too. That's who I'm actually texting him, I think, but send it to me just in case because I got it from tariffs and maybe she's wrong, but I'm like yo, dude, like I mean, I'm not going to give it to anybody else right now, but. 9:44 Speaker 1 Well, last four digits. 9:49 Speaker 2 Do you want to go last four? Let's see here I have 5443. 9:58 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's the right one. That's what he texted me on this morning. So yeah, I guess, you know, that's him. So I guess his, unless his phone got broke or maybe he like shipped his phone to Mexico first before he went down there. I don't know. 10:08 Speaker 2 You know what? So, so I'm like, I'm I'm up there. 10:08 Speaker 2 You know what? So, so I'm like, I'm I'm up there. We're getting ready to give away the trip and I want to see if you picked up on this this whole scenario. So at some point Will is getting ready to draw the name and Mark is 5 feet from the stage and Will goes, just so you guys know, I have a deal worked out. 10:31 If I win, I'm taking Mark with me and Mark and Mark loses his mind. It was like Will Ferrell from Elf when they're like tomorrow, 10:48 Santa is coming, Santa, Santa. I know. And Mark goes, yes, Oh my God, yes. And he's doing this. And he's like flipping out. And then and Will and Will, yeah, dude. 11:03 And Will looks at him. He goes. And Mark, if you win, you're taking me. And he goes, oh, my God. Oh, my God, Dude. If Mark would have won that trip, I promise you, we would have had to call EMS. 11:18 There's no way he's surviving that. No way, No way. He's going to have a heart attack and die right there. 11:24 Speaker 1 I know we'll, we'll probably like pulling the thing out. Be like Please don't be mine. Please don't be mine, please don't be mine. 11:30 Speaker 2 So so that the reason I tell you because he almost died there. That was the first time the second time. And I I told you a little bit this yesterday, dude, Mark almost died at the event. This is the craziest story I've ever heard in my life and I and it all played out before my eyes and I can't believe I didn't even say it. 11:49 Well, I guess I can believe I didn't say anything because I I, it's not that I was paying that close of attention. But Long story short, Mark Mark had a buddy there. I don't know if this is the guy that went to the did you hear this? This guy went to a funeral and came back. 12:04 Speaker 1 Yeah, I I heard part of that. He was he there for a minute, He had to go put some guy on the ground and he drove back to the party. Is that what happened? 12:10 Speaker 2 Yeah, so he he was there and he said he wanted to pop in before he had to go to a funeral. 12:15 Speaker 1 Is that got in the Georgia shirt? 12:16 Speaker 2 Yeah, he was there for the the 1st 30 or 45 minutes of the show, the event, and then he left and then he texted Mark like 2 hours later and he goes, hey, is this thing still going on? Because that was a really good time. I'm coming back. 12:31 Speaker 1 It's like guys in the ground, I'm on the way back. 12:33 Speaker 2 He literally went and buried somebody and came back to the event. That's pretty legit. 12:37 Speaker 1 I mean, I guess that's the best place to go after you put someone in the ground, you're like, yeah, look at that, you know, make me feel a little better about myself. 12:42 Speaker 2 I don't want to miss Danny Allen so. 12:47 Speaker 1 Sorry buddy, you're going to get back. 12:48 Speaker 2 So when we had talked about yesterday about this whole like weird setup over in the in the the beer room and the scorpion in the bottle. I've drank tequila before with a bug in it. You've done that right with a worm in it. 13:04 Speaker 1 Yeah, that and they also got the one with the snakes in them. 13:07 Speaker 2 I don't do that, but but I mean, but you've had that. You've had the tequila with the worm. 13:11 Speaker 1 I draw the line of worms. 13:12 Speaker 2 No snake. I don't. I won't have a snake tune, but I'll do worms. You've done it right. 13:18 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is it like in the bottle with the bottle and you eat it? 13:20 Speaker 2 Yeah, so I just assumed, looking at that scorpion, that it wasn't that big of a deal. So this guy comes back, He's like, Mark, I dare you to drink or take that shot with the scorpion inside the bottle. And Mark's like, I'll do it, I'll do it right now. 13:38 I'll do it, you know? And they're all like, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, like, they're all like, cheering him on and stuff. And he's like getting ready to walk through the kitchen to go get it and take and just drink it, right? And the manager hears this and stops him and goes, hey, are you talking about that scorpion in the bottle? 13:57 And he's like, yeah, I'm going to go drink it, dude. He goes, dude, that's formaldehyde. Oh, shit. And Mark's like, what? And he goes, dude, that's formaldehyde. Like, it's not a drink like that will kill you. And he's like, oh, all right, I won't do it. Then What? 14:13 Like, I still thought about that. Oh, no, no, I won't do it. I won't do it, dude. He almost died at the event. 14:19 Speaker 1 That's crazy. I mean, the amount of sodium he does have, he's like halfway from aldehyde, probably because he has a lot of sodium from all the coats. I don't even know if he would have done anything to it. It might have just it might have made him a little sick, but there's so much sodium it probably would have blocked it off. Just like, oh, Mark's body's like what the fuck is this weak shit? This isn't coat. 14:35 Speaker 2 He stopped sweating for once. He's like, I feel better, actually. Yeah, dude, I was, I was just, I was just confused because I was like, what do we do? Because there was a lot of things that happen at these events or when you meet people and you're like, man, you know, like what, what if somebody dies on a watch? 14:51 You know, like, are we responsible for that or is it new realm or who's responsible for that death? 14:56 Speaker 1 I'm hoping it's a new realm. We're within their doors, you know, there, there, there are walls and ceilings. So I mean, I guess it kind of depends. I mean, if one of our listeners like stab somebody, I mean, we might be on the hook for that. But if like something falls off the wall and hits him in the head and kills them, like that big sign fell off and crushed them, I think that probably New Realm's fault. 15:13 Now when it comes to drinking strange liquids in the warehouse, I don't know whose fault that is. It's probably a little bit of the person that drank it and probably New Realm for leaving out scorpions with from out hide in them. Oh. 15:24 Speaker 2 You know, we, you know, we would get blamed for that. 15:27 Speaker 1 Yeah, but granted, you know, it's they probably don't expect people to be drinking random shit like scorpion jars. So, you know, they probably didn't see that one coming. But I was telling Chuck last night when he was talking about it, I was like, well, that we definitely would have made the news and everyone would have known about the Daily Dose Show, but they would have been like Daily Dose Show podcast kills guest of honor. 15:45 Like, what the fuck? Like, damn you, Mark, why did you have to die today? What are you doing? 15:50 Speaker 2 You're so close. So close to blowing up, man. So close. And then we killed him. Yeah. 15:56 Speaker 1 We like, we just look over at Mark's Bay light. You want to do another funeral right now. 16:00 Speaker 2 Dude, I will say the only the last thing I'll say about Mark and I'm going to stop talking about Mark because as we all know, he could be off the show soon. So Daniel, what's his name? Is it Daniel Tool or pool? Pool. I'm going to call him Daniel Tool because what he did. 16:15 So I'm standing there and he walks up to Mark and right where I can hear him and he goes, hey, hey, Mark, I just want to let you know, man, we're getting ready to take off. These guys ever take you off the show? I'm never listening to another episode. 16:30 And dude, Mark goes, oh, my God, I knew somebody loved me. Chuck, did you hear this? And he's grabbing Daniel and he's like trying to pull him over to like, tell me. And I'm like, I'm looked, I looked at Daniel. I'm like, what are you doing, dude? Like, what are you doing? He's like laughing. 16:45 He's like, yeah, man. And he's like, what? And he's like, Mark, don't forget if you're off the show, I'm never listening again. He's like, Oh no, tell Brandon to. It's like, God, man, what did we do? We created a monster. But anyway, that's I had a good time. Everything was awesome and I'm just glad you Sir, made it out of there. 17:04 Brandon Deals Gummies and Daniel's Loyalty to Mark I will say, are you comfortable telling the story that happened at the end of your time there? 17:11 Speaker 1 I don't, I don't know what happened, what happened. 17:16 Speaker 2 That's wrong and you drove home. 17:20 Speaker 1 Yeah, no, I was only drinking non alcoholic beer there towards the end. I don't know what you're talking about. What? I mean I gave Will turp and weed. 17:24 Speaker 2 Gummies. That was about it, No, but The funny thing about the other who you gave it to after that? 17:29 Speaker 1 Who I gave it to after that? 17:31 Speaker 2 Yeah, so when will? 17:32 Speaker 1 Friend of lady, I don't know who it was. 17:33 Speaker 2 Yeah, but Will's like, hey, man, can you give her some too? So essentially, before you leave New Realm, Brandon has to deal drugs. Like there's no way he can leave without just being a dealer. So when he walks over to say goodbye to Will and did you, did you offer him to Will or did he ask? 17:48 Speaker 1 I was like, oh, man, well, I'm about to get out. He's alright, buddy. And I had him in my hand. I was like, you want one of these? Like, were those gummies? I'm like, oh, hell yeah. These are the good ones, too. They're 10 milligram and they're some flavor. I've never heard of them. MM no. Mark Linda. Mark. There were three marks. 18:04 There was crazy. Mark. What did? 18:05 Speaker 2 You. 18:05 Speaker 2 You. What are you saying out loud? Did you just have a seizure? That was. 18:09 Speaker 1 That was Mike, but it's Mark. Linda's husband's also named Mark. And then he had Crazy Mark and then he had Sane Mark, which is the one that was friends with Justin. So there's three marks there. But Linda, Mark gave me the the gummies. Maybe I should have said that. I don't know. 18:26 I don't know if I supposed to say that or not. We'll just say Crazy Mark gave them to me. So. And then I passed them off. I gave them one to Will Turpin. And then some lady's like, can I have one? And I pretended like I didn't hear her. But then her husband was like, is it OK? She has one on my. Yeah, sure. Here you go. Take one. 18:39 Speaker 2 Oh, I thought you said that Will looked at you and he and the lady was just standing there talking to him and he goes, hey, do you mind if she has one, too? And I was like, that's hilarious. That Will's over there. Like, hey man, I mean, if I'm going to be hanging out with all my fans, might as well get high with them, too. 18:55 Speaker 1 18:55 Speaker 1 Yes. I don't know who those people were. I don't know if they're friends of Wills, because I didn't really see him at the event. They might have just been coming in the evening just to get hammered on a Sunday, and they might have just been like, oh shit, is that Will Turpin over there? But yeah, he's high in all old fashions. He's having a good time. 19:09 Speaker 2 He was. Everybody had a good time. That was, I'm telling you, one of the best times I've had in a long time and no, and there was no drama. I mean, when we get into what to Chuck today that I'll tell you about a little bit of drama, but. 19:18 Reviewing Event Photos, Gorilla Head Story, and Lion vs. Gorilla Debate We got a, we got some pictures we can scroll through here real quick. 19:21 Speaker 2 Oh God, is this like the hangover? Like the with the end of the hangover when they go through all the pictures, I just. 19:27 Speaker 1 Figured we'd go through a couple of them here, so I don't know what's going on here. This is Josh Gibson. Crazy. 19:32 Speaker 2 Mark, that's my favorite. So crazy Mark signed Josh Gibbs chest and then he turned Josh's nipple into a :). 19:44 Speaker 1 Oh, I see it now. Hell yeah. There's Gibbs, then Will Turpin. There's us recording. We got a crazy Mark's picture in the background. That's when Josh Gibbs came on. That's when it all went to hell. We went to like an R rating for the show that day. Few of those children. 20:00 And you know the circle. Yeah. I want people to bring the kids. 20:29 You got music, beer and then in the background you got football going on. I was like. 20:45 Gallon more nipple pictures. I understand it again. I mean, I was already kind of out of it and you just gave Mark A a gorilla head. What exactly was that about again? I was very confused on what happened there. 21:03 Speaker 2 Man, Brandon, I don't know, Was it supposed? 21:04 Speaker 1 To be like a slur? Are you trying to call him a slur or something? 21:07 Speaker 2 No, you're putting me on the spot, though. How do I OK, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna break this down for you. I didn't want. I couldn't really break it down the way I wanted to there because of the sensitivity behind it, which I don't think this is a even a better place to do it, but whatever. 21:25 So that gorilla head was given to me by somebody that was once very close to both you and I. And when it was given to me, it was given to me in a way that was not necessarily insulting, but it was like, hey, you know, you're you're going to be, you're going to be an ape, but you're going to think you're the king of the show, but you're not. 22:00 The lion's always the king. But. 22:00 The lion's always the king. But. And I, it was. Yeah, dude, it was just really, really. 22:05 Speaker 1 So you decided to make the same dumb joke again. 22:07 Speaker 2 No, I didn't make the same dumb joke. I I gave it away because I didn't want it anymore. I gave it away and I just gave it to him because it was. But there is a there is a story behind it and I can, I'll, I'll send it to you so you can see it. But it was just like one of those like, dude, I'm gonna I got to get rid of this thing and and I don't want it anymore. 22:24 And Mark, it made me so mad like that that week. And I was like, you know what? This is the gift that Mark needs to get. And it was supposed to be full of tampons. That was supposed to be the but the best part. And nobody got the tampon joke. And I'm like, bro, this dude's been on his period for three days. 22:40 OK? You guys don't understand what I've been dealing with with this guy, OK? Especially leading up to that event, he was very sensitive. He was like worse than a woman. So anyways, that was like, this whole thing was the gift was just this ape head, which is just weird. And you can't really explain a lot about it. It's just weird. 22:56 Speaker 1 I was standing there looking at it. I was like, that is a terrible birthday gift. I'd be even more pissed about that. Like, what the fuck? And then but I'm also thinking I'm like. 23:03 Speaker 2 It's a good, I mean, it's cool. It's a cool thing. I mean, it's just, it's just there's like, it's, it's odd, you know? 23:09 Speaker 1 But I was also thinking, I mean, I mean, clearly a a gorilla is smarter than a lion, right? I mean, you can actually think and use his hands. And I'm pretty sure a gorilla can rape a lion, but I don't see a lion being able to rape a gorilla. 23:21 Speaker 2 I don't think I don't think a lion loses to a gorilla. 23:25 Speaker 1 And rape. 23:26 Speaker 2 Why, Who's, who's going to be? Why are people? Why are animals raping each other? 23:30 Speaker 1 Well, I'm just trying to think about, you know, like if you're in prison, whoever can rape everybody, I think they're the leader, right? 23:34 Speaker 2 I mean, if the if a gorilla and a lion were in prison, they wouldn't be in the same cell block because they were different gender ethnicities. 23:42 Speaker 1 I'm talking about maybe when they go out in the yard or something, you know? 23:45 Speaker 2 They go in the yard, a lion is going to kill a gorilla. There's no way a gorilla kills a lion. 23:50 Speaker 1 Really. You don't think so? 23:51 Speaker 2 No, that's fucking. 23:53 Speaker 1 Massive man. 23:54 Speaker 2 23:54 Speaker 2 Lions are crazy like they are the king of the jungle, man that's been around forever you. So you'd think you'd think a gorilla could beat up a lot because if that's the case, maybe I got to take it back. I don't think you're right. I think, I don't think. I mean the king of the jungle is. 24:09 Speaker 1 That me breaking up or you breaking up? 24:13 Speaker 2 You sound really good right now are. 24:16 Speaker 1 You there? Yeah. Are you there? Hello. Hello. 24:20 Speaker 2 Oh my God, are we doing this, man? Are we doing this again? 24:23 Speaker 1 What's going on? 24:24 Speaker 2 Can you hear me? Can you hear me? 24:28 Speaker 1 OK, are. 24:29 Speaker 2 You. Are you doing this on purpose? You're stupid. 24:32 Speaker 1 I'm talking what are you talking about. 24:34 Speaker 2 Verse Lion. 24:37 Speaker 1 Can you hear me? Hello. All right. 24:39 Speaker 2 Charles a lion. Sorry. 24:42 Speaker 1 People, I don't know what's going on here. 24:44 Speaker 2 It's you. A lion would generally defeat a single ape in a fight due to its superior predatory instincts. Predatory instincts, speed, sharp claws, and killer bite. 25:01 So Lion wins, dude. 25:05 Speaker 1 Yeah, oh, so alright. But two gorillas, one could distract him and the other lion. The other gorilla could rape the lion. 25:11 Speaker 2 OK, OK. If rape is involved, if rape is involved, then yes, gorillas win. Gorillas win. 25:19 Speaker 1 Exactly. Yeah, but I say it's just, it's just more serious, you know, like if you're just in a regular fight, I mean, if you get in a fight and you want to get killed, I mean, that's one thing. But what's being worse than what's worse than being killed? Being raped and then killed, You know what I'm saying? That's fucking terrible. And then people got to see your rape butt hole and you're like, oh God, that poor guy. 25:36 And then then people always wondering like, did that happen before or after he got killed? You know, did the the sick gorilla do it afterwards or did he do it before? So I don't know but. 25:45 Speaker 2 I essentially gave Mark a rape crown. 25:47 Speaker 1 Yes, yes. Well, you know, when I first saw the top of the crown, I thought it was a bird king crown, and I thought we were going in a completely different direction. That guy that was on the plane shouting slurs, I was waiting for Mark just to scream out of slur, but I was waiting on really. 25:59 Event Outfit Critique and Chuck's Upcoming Cruise Logistics I was like, Oh my God. 26:02 Speaker 2 No, he was taken aback. I did. I got him cupcakes. I got him. I got him a gift. You didn't get him anything. 26:08 Speaker 1 I thought you said not to get him nothing. 26:12 Speaker 2 You could. You could have surprised him. He brought you stuff. 26:16 Speaker 1 Did he? Oh, he brought a weep in. Yeah. I mean, we put on a whole show for him. I completely forgot about that. And I appreciate Mark coming out, though. And he seemed happy at the end. So I, you know, I gave him the gift of joy, you know? 26:26 Speaker 2 26:26 Speaker 2 I think that's most that is a good gift. We did good. Well, I he, he did, he did, he did well. Oh, look at that. Look at that. What a what a great, what a great moment. A great moment. 26:37 Speaker 1 I love how he's got crazy mark on labeling himself like people didn't know who he was. He's got a giant poster, so all right, that's an AI picture nipples. There's us up on stage again. Little sideways shot. Got Will and Uncle Brothers in the background. 26:53 There we are up there. I don't know. I think I'm looking at that Lady sucking on a straw on the TVI don't know what. 26:59 Speaker 2 To. 27:01 Speaker 1 Happen. We got Danny Allen on stage. Here's us wrapping up. Wrapping up with Danny Allen. End of the show. There's Nate, all smile and giggly and high and drunk. This one, Josh, you didn't think we'd dance with him? 27:18 Oh God, I did not know what was going on. I felt like I was about to get raped. That's, you know, like a Grillo raping. 27:29 Speaker 2 Online this is the best when he takes your hat and. 27:36 Speaker 1 I was like, what are we doing here? 27:44 Speaker 2 And switch hats all. 27:52 Speaker 1 Right. Let me get out of here. All right, What do we got over here? I had to cover. That's Rocky. I had to cover up his Alabama shirt, you know? 27:59 Speaker 2 Put my hand. 28:01 Speaker 1 We got he's got his wife and the back of Will Turpin. Probably could have told him to turn around, but it's all right, all right under stage. Crazy talking about it. Me, Nate in August. See here. There's us again. 28:16 There's Matt and Nate, Matt, Ned or Nate and Edwin. There's us that's the winner of of the Mexico trip Tanker sleeves, Vanessa and Nate, Chuck and Nate, Steve, Donna and Mindy and Nate. 28:32 Jose and Nate, me and Nate, Chris and Brandon, Brandon and Chuck. I'm I'm looking for a specific picture here that I was looking through last night. There's me smiling and looking like what the fuck did Mark just give? 28:49 What the fuck did Chuck just give Mark? There's Chris and Chuck band on stage. I'm looking for the one. 28:56 Speaker 2 There it is no go back the the dude. So they never lowered it to $5. That's something I I wrote Ashley and I'm like, hey, like tell this duties douche. Like why would you? Why would you even say it's going to happen? And then you're going to say, Oh yeah, I'm going to donate half the money and you don't even show up Rylan, like you're a loser, bro. 29:16 Like I I hope that nobody ever uses your photo booth again. But anyway, this picture look at Brandon and Brandon, if you can zoom in on your face and every single image you look like the killer, Like if this was a movie, you did it. 29:32 Like if I'm the I'm the movie poster, I'm going, yeah, that guy's the killer. 29:36 Speaker 1 That looks the best in this one. This is like right when I got there and Mark's like I got a picture. I'm like, Oh my God. 29:42 Speaker 2 You look so scary in every one of those photos. You are the killer, man. You are the killer. 29:47 Speaker 1 That was good. That was a good one. I'm trying to find the one. There's one. Let's see. That's the brewery. It's been playing beer pong. 30:02 Freaking picture. Just the winner again, trying to find the one. 30:02 Freaking picture. Just the winner again, trying to find the one. We're all on stage. I noticed last night that good for all of them. No. OK, here we go. Marks, Sorry if you're just listening to this, all right, I don't know where the hell it went, but. 30:16 Speaker 2 I know what you're talking about. We're all and you're like on one knee. 30:19 Speaker 1 Yeah, and the the funniest thing was if you look at it all. 30:22 Speaker 2 Go to go to Chuck from the Daily Doses Facebook page. I made it my my cover. I made it my cover album. 30:30 Speaker 1 He made it his cover, ladies and gentlemen. You know what? Do you notice anything about that picture besides me on my knee? 30:36 Speaker 2 Zoom in a little bit. All right, let's see. So Duncan brothers looking pretty good. Danny looking Goodwill looks good. I look fine. Tim's got his junk pointing toward your face. 30:50 Speaker 1 No, y'all are all bland as a motherfucker. None of y'all have any color on. It's very depressing. On that back row. I'm the only one with a little bit of color and pop. Everyone else looks back there like they're sad as hell and so rainy, gloomy day and like we're at a fucking. 31:00 Speaker 2 Beautiful. What do you mean? It's it's, it's a rock show, man. You're not supposed to be wearing rainbows, you homo not. 31:06 Speaker 1 Wearing rainbows. It's red. It's just a little bit of color. Now we're in Atlanta. Damn it, I'm the only one representing this motherfucker. And it's I just saw it. I was like, damn, look at these motherfuckers and just jeans and damn beige and just like a bunch of blue collar guys just got off work, which is not a problem. But I'm just like, kind of odd, like, you know, spice it up a little bit. And you're bitching at me for not dressing up, Like dressing up. 31:24 Look what you wore. You wore. I don't know what that says. Then you got faded jeans. Yeah. 31:28 Speaker 2 Okay, everybody has jeans on, you have sweatpants, you freaking hobo, everybody. 31:33 Speaker 1 Enter in Atlanta and it was cold. 31:35 Speaker 2 Yeah, but dude, they're not even cool sweatpants. You you got them at like Kmart when you were like 18. Like you could have wore nice Nike sweatpants from Footlocker. Those are just green sweatpants that you got from the Dollar General. 31:48 Speaker 1 No, I got those from Kohl's and they're Adidas. 31:48 Speaker 1 No, I got those from Kohl's and they're Adidas. Thank you very much. 31:53 Speaker 2 Well, I didn't see an Adidas emblem and you wore and you wore them with. Oh my God, you had the exact same outfit on Brandon. I was just going to make fun of your collared shirt. Wait a minute. 32:04 Speaker 1 All day I dream about sports. 32:06 Speaker 2 Wait a minute dude, those are the pants I completely covered in fart spray. You've been wearing those for 36 hours? 32:13 Speaker 1 No, I smelled them and they don't smell bad anymore. They must have wore off. 32:18 Speaker 2 When you wear the same clothes for two days, strangely enough, they don't stink anymore. 32:23 Speaker 1 Well, I've been busy, all right? I've been doing stuff. I've been sleeping all day, and then I had to go get lunch and whatnot, and I just haven't had time to shower. And we got to record like two or three episodes a day because Chuck's. I just now figured out when Chuck's leaving to go to this, this cruise this weekend, it's the 16th, not the 15th, and then he's coming back the Friday after. 32:40 So we got to do a bunch of recording everything. And I'm going to Kentucky. So I didn't know. It's so hard. Why? 32:44 Speaker 2 Am I getting yelled at when I'm the one that can still record and you're the one that's now leaving? 32:50 Speaker 1 Because I don't trust the Internet on the boat, all right? 32:50 Speaker 1 Because I don't trust the Internet on the boat, all right? And it seems like a very bad idea. 32:55 Speaker 2 Well, I'm paying $80 a day for it. Oh my God, that's terrible. It's 3999 a person to get high speed streaming Internet and I wasn't going to pay for it. And then I was like, dude, as soon as I don't, there's going to be an ice storm and I'm going to have all these cities calling me with downed trees and I'm not going to answer the phone and then they're going to call somebody else for their business, so. 33:22 Speaker 1 And then all your Venezuelans and Mexicans are going to leave. 33:24 Speaker 2 You Yep, they're all going to be mad and they're going to go work for AKA, you know, or timber cut. I'm like they can't let that happen not on my watch baby. 33:30 Event Age Demographics and Celebrity Lookalike Comparisons So anyway, I'll be able to we'll record all week. We got 2 episodes dude, but this is easy because we got so much stuff to talk about. I got notes here for days, bro. I got what the chucks forever. We are golden. We are, we're going to be beautiful. Now I will say from what I saw, Brandon, you left single yet again. 33:51 You did not have any women that wanted a piece of the Brandon pie. Is that true? 33:55 Speaker 1 Yeah, I guess not. I mean, I was, you know, what was I going to do, take him back, take him back home and then get drunk? I was tired, man. I was like, man, this is I got to get out of here. And I feel like besides the children, I'm like the youngest person there every time, you know, I'm like, what's going on here? 34:10 Speaker 2 No, you're not. 34:10 Speaker 2 No, you're not. Vanessa's daughter's young. 34:13 Speaker 1 Yeah, she's like, oh, I guess she's a couple years younger than me, but I just look around. I'm like a lot of a lot of children. And then me and then the next person's like 6 years older than me. I'm like, OK, all right, what's going on here? I did see Tim's brother. I met him. I told him he looked like a young Jerry Jones. I hope he didn't take offense to that. Oh. 34:28 Speaker 2 He does. I always tell him he looks like Michael Keaton. 34:32 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, no, see, I don't see as much as that. It's all like a a Jerry Jones ish style ish. And I'm like, yeah, that guy could be Jerry Jones. You know, like if Jerry Jones dies, he'd probably just step right in and just take over. But I I'm just younger. I just went back to. 34:43 Speaker 2 That isn't it funny when you tell people they look like somebody and they get pissed off? Like like Jerry Jones is kind of offensive because he's ugly. Somebody told him he looked like Paul Simon and he got dude. He got so mad. 34:54 Speaker 1 It's a bad thing. 34:55 Speaker 2 Have you ever seen Paul Simon? I'm. 34:57 Speaker 1 34:57 Speaker 1 About to look him up. 34:59 Speaker 2 Paul Simon is an ugly man. Like he's, he's a 2 tops. I mean, and they called him and he called him Paul Simon. So that made him mad. And I'm just laughing the whole time 'cause I'm like, dude, did you have a picture? 35:13 Speaker 1 Put. 35:14 Speaker 2 It on the screen this it's hilarious. He's so ugly. 35:19 Speaker 1 Oh, where I got to share it? Hold on, where's it at? Oh, that's hilarious. Where we go in here? I don't know what's going on with my Wi-Fi today. The internet's all weird. I think I'll bump my damn computer or something. Fuck the camera, too. Yeah, that's him. 35:34 Speaker 2 Yeah, that's an old, that's a that's him now. But I mean, he he does look like Tim. Look at that, look at that. I mean, granted, that's going to be Tim in like 20 years, but still. I mean, just to be told that you look like that ugly man is like so like degrading Tim was so. 35:53 Yeah. 35:54 Speaker 1 People always know a little like Trevor Bauer. 35:56 Speaker 2 Who? Yeah, baseball. 35:58 Speaker 1 There, Yeah. Didn't he get like rape allegations or something? And now he's clear to that and he's like trying to play baseball again. He's just like wrecking the Japanese leagues. 36:05 Speaker 2 I think did he didn't He wasn't it was it wasn't he? Was he raping somebody in Japan? 36:10 Speaker 1 I don't know, I feel like they don't care as much over there. So I don't think they've been making that news. Back to the USI don't think he was rape as Japs. 36:16 Speaker 2 You rape someone, that's OK, OK. We need you to pitch, OK? We're OK with rape. 36:21 Speaker 1 You have other women you want, you pick. If they don't want, we beat them with stick and submit them to you. Just keep throwing the ball. 36:29 Speaker 2 Please. Thank you. 36:30 Speaker 1 Drop bombs on them like Nagasaki, Hiroshima. Oh, that's funny. 36:36 Kids Playing Football and Upstairs Venue Capacity Issues But now I'm just trying to think about the the rest of the event. Everything, you know, went good. It was fun. I was, oh, I was outside with with sane Mark. I'm sitting there talking to him and there's like just these children running around and I'm like, I don't know whose kids they are. And he just like, no, look past this throws the football to this little boy and just like bounce off his head. 36:53 I'm like, Oh my God. He's like, oh, that's OK. That's my kid. I'm like, oh, OK, cool. The kid gives you the ball and then I'm like, you can't catch it. He's like, yeah, just throw it at him. He'll either catch it or bounce off his head. But we're trying to get him to learn. All right, Toss it at him right off the head. And then there's two kids are playing and he's like, he's hollows that he's like, hey, me Bo. 37:11 Hell yeah, we in the South, baby. That's some Southern ass names right there. 37:14 Speaker 2 What were their names? 37:16 Speaker 1 Bo and Mae. 37:17 Speaker 2 Oh my God. Yeah, these. 37:19 Speaker 1 Some crunchy little kids right here, baby. Hell yeah. 37:23 Speaker 2 When y'all get older, I want you to own the trailer park, OK? You'll get the pick of the litter, all right? And they're like, OK, Daddy. 37:32 Speaker 1 37:32 Speaker 1 Mabo, it's me, Mae and Bo. Mabo. I like that. That was cool. I was talking to him out there and it was the temperature inside was odd. I knew I should have wore a short because I kept having to go about. I go back outside to cool down a little bit, but besides that it was good. And there's like a little transition phase when you're walking from downstairs to upstairs or like a little pocket that was like perfect. 37:49 It was like cold and not hot, but a little. I felt like you were like walking through the atmosphere when you're getting up top. It was like abnormally long stairs. 37:57 Speaker 2 Dude, I was so pissed when I found out they were making people go upstairs. I've I've, I've dude, I was, I was livid. And see, that's what made me count because we're sitting there and I'm like, I was talking, I can't remember who was with me. And I said, dude, I, I'm like, where's, where's everybody at? 38:12 And they're like, oh, there's a bunch of people upstairs. And so I'm talking to the manager and, and he said, so the, the capacity of that room that we were in was 309 people. That was all that could be in that room, right? And I'm like, OK, so once everything filled up, people would come in and they're like, hey, you got to go upstairs. 38:34 Speaker 1 No. Oh, really? 38:35 Speaker 2 They they were sending people up. That's why Nate went up there because Nate's like Nate walked in and he looks, he looks around. He's like, hey, what's up? Right. And they're like, so you got to go upstairs. There's it's where capacity down here. And he's like, OK, and so Nate goes upstairs and hangs out and then he's like, well, I guess I'm going to get food and drinks up here. 38:56 And I go up there and I'm like, I see Nate. I see all these people, all the Kings were up there, all these people. Dude, there was like 40 people up there. I'm like, what are we doing? 39:05 Money Raised for Charity and the Ethiopian Serial Killer Joke Everybody get downstairs. Like, dude, we, me and Brandon paid good money for this party, but not really. But we we put a lot of sweat. 39:12 Speaker 1 Somebody paid good money for that party and it was not us, but somebody did with with. 39:16 Speaker 2 That we'd like to thank Verified Home Services for everything they do for the show. Please give them a call whenever you get a chance. Get an estimate. But yeah, so that was that was my thing. So we started counting, dude. Final total. Bodies in, bodies out. What do you think it was? 39:33 Four, 24111 people? Oh. 39:36 Speaker 1 Hell yeah. Sweet. That's good. 39:38 Speaker 2 39:38 Speaker 2 That was that was amazing. Now I also got the grand total of money we raised for the West Foundation. This is impressive. I think last time we raised like 500 bucks and me and Brandon had to take a beat. Manny Pew Pew getting just destroyed in that stupid, dumb thing. 39:57 I had to hold a goat like half of a recording. Nothing's in the corner. I was almost a meow, but whatever, whatever goats do. So I dude, that was painful. We raised like 500 bucks Brandon, this one 2431 dollars. 40:14 Speaker 1 Hell yeah. 40:22 Speaker 2 Are you kidding me there? 40:25 Speaker 1 I had the beer camp blocking it. I couldn't see it. But no, that's awesome. That's great. And you know, I was thinking yesterday I was like, I was going to complain about them sending the money to Africa instead. I was like, this should do the research here. But then I realized like $2500 should probably like fund research in Africa for like a year, right? I mean. 40:40 Speaker 2 We might have just found the cure with that. I mean, seriously, I'm not. I'm not trying to be funny, Brandon. OK, I know. I know you're saying that little tongue in cheek, right? 40:50 Speaker 1 No, I'm serious. 40:50 Speaker 1 No, I'm serious. It's very poor in Africa, dude. There's. 40:53 Speaker 2 Some scientists, there's some scientists in Ethiopia that's on the verge of like curing sickle cell, right? And, and they're going to be like, hey, we don't have any like grants available right now. However, these two idiots from the Daily Dose Show just raised $24131. 41:11 How long will that keep you going? And he's like, it'll probably keep me going for 2-3 years, you know, And I'm like, OK, let's just send it to him and maybe we cure sickle cell. I don't know. It's. 41:22 Speaker 1 Like as long as I had the bodies, I have a stack of bodies back there, they're all dead. I could not fix them but I will try with these new $2500 and I will be able to dissect another 100 people. Thank you. And then we check in a year later, just a big old pile of bodies back there. 41:39 My oh God, a wig way. A wig way didn't get the job done So but he's tried, so we appreciate it. You know I, I trust. 41:47 Speaker 2 We're gonna, we're gonna end up, we're gonna end up on Sky, Sky News. You're like Daily Doe Show was the funding behind the largest serial killer in Ethiopian history. He killed over 4000 people with scalpels purchased by the show. We're like what I. 42:03 Speaker 1 Put the worst pictures of us up there, and then God forbid they're going to put Mark up there as our producer or something. They're like, oh, God, yeah. They are a bunch of crazy bunch. Mark's like, yes, I married it. Like, Mark, this is bad. All right? They picked the worst picture of you and said you were a producer. You got to answer all these phone calls, just Mark screening all these hate calls, all these fucking news outlets and radio stations calling like so what's yours official statement? 42:28 Mark's like we didn't know they were chopping up bodies. All right, We were just raising money. I'm sorry, but you guys must love cancer. But no, it's a good time trying to think if there's anything else. 42:42 Planning Future Event Musicians and Leveraging Venue Success Just want to kind of finish it up here and you know, before we get into what the Chuck, I don't know if I had any other notes. Oh, I did have a a note. I was going to do a day one of giving of getting 1,000,000 anthills addicted to nicotine until Blank Blank Blank performs at our next event. 43:00 Speaker 2 Oh, and you well, this is tough because I don't want to talk about the musicians that we already have on the hook for the next event. But if what do you what do you because I mean, I think we have to stick with a certain genre, right? 43:16 I don't think we do an event where you have a heavy, heavy rock band come in and perform with a country music artist. Does that make sense? 43:27 Speaker 1 Yeah, probably not. I mean unless you want to get 2 genres of people out there. 43:30 Speaker 2 Well, I don't mind. I think they just got to be able to mesh together. I think you having like a like for instance, having Collective Soul with, you know, vagabonds that would work. I mean that's that that that you know, it's country a little it little country, rock with 90's rock and you know, but but everybody knows the music with one and you have really good music with the other. 43:54 And so I think that works. 43:54 And so I think that works. But if you had, if you had one artist right, and if you were going to do this gimmick right with your ants and stuff like that, one artist and don't do it, it can't be a rapper. 44:04 Speaker 1 I know it wasn't going to do a rapper. 44:06 Speaker 2 Look at our demographic. I mean, you, we, we had, we had 411 at this event. We'll have 11 at the next one. Okay, so who would it be? Who do you think would be a good fit? 44:16 Speaker 1 Well, when I came over this last night and I was, I was just there was music playing on the TV. I was thinking either which we have I've, you know, I talked to the, we talked to the bassist before on the Clueless 2 podcast, Andrew Kami from Treaty Oak Revival or Co Wetzel or Hardy. 44:32 I was thinking Hardy. 44:34 Speaker 2 'S a hard pull, yeah. 44:36 Speaker 1 A little more underground and so is Treaty Oak Revival, I think. But they're, they're fairly popular, but they're like they're not on the radio. So they they don't get that extra, that extra pay, I guess. 44:46 Speaker 2 So I, I think you're not off too much. I know because I, I was looking at with, with, you know, BlackBerry Smoke owns New Realm Brewing. Yeah, yeah. And we're like, OK, you know, maybe that's part of the, maybe that's part of the gimmick, right? 45:03 Is New Realm is like, dude, we have to have you guys back. We have to have you guys back. We have to have you guys back. And then we go, OK, we'll come back. But we need BlackBerry Smoke to perform and we want like Old Crow Medicine show or, or another big act like that too. 45:19 And we want Darius Rucker with them, right. I mean, something that we can leverage now because we have leverage. We have a little bit of leverage. I mean, my God, we got almost, we got the place packed out on a Sunday. That's not easy to do. Yeah, all the tables. 45:32 Speaker 1 Are filled up in 30 minutes. 45:33 Speaker 2 I mean, that's that's huge. So I think that's what we do now. If you use the ants along with leveraging the venue, I I think it's easy. And then we still got the we still got the greats. I mean, we still get Will Turpin to come back out. We still got Duncan Brothers band. 45:49 We get all the vagabonds. Next time we turn this thing into a freaking crazy party, dude. Crazy start at 46:09 Speaker 1 Oh again, blow jobs. 46:13 Speaker 2 You can, but I don't want to see that. I don't want to be next to you while you're doing that. 46:17 Speaker 1 You know, I was looking at, I was reviewing the photos of yesterday's show. We probably should have put a cloth down because it's just like top half table and then you're just staring at our crotches. But I think if we had a couple whores under there and had a tablecloth, I think we'd be all right. 46:28 Speaker 2 Or no tablecloth and one. 46:30 Speaker 1 One whore. 46:31 Speaker 2 Yeah, for you. I'm, I'm, I'm good. I'm good. Oh. 46:33 Speaker 1 OK. OK. Well, I think we get like a 2 for one deal. It's probably a little cheaper if we both go in on it, but. 46:39 Speaker 2 You're going to vote, dude, What are you doing to me? I got in trouble the other day because freaking some idiot. I don't know who you are. I got to go back and look because you're a moron. Somebody's like Chuck likes Lindsey Vonn. He's in love with Lindsey Vonn. Whatever, dude. My wife freaking sees the post and then she goes back and listens to the show, and then she hears that I chose Serena Williams first. 46:58 Now she's totally pissed. 47:00 Speaker 1 Yeah, she probably was. She probably upset about the black chick. And then someone said something about, they said Lindsey Vonn. So Chuck likes roast beef pussy or something like that? 47:09 Speaker 2 I don't know what that means. 47:11 Speaker 1 It's like all flared out and everything. 47:11 Speaker 1 It's like all flared out and everything. It looks like an Arby's sandwich. 47:13 Speaker 2 How do you know? No, I know. I know what it means, I'm saying. But why her? How does he know that? 47:21 Speaker 1 I don't know when we look it up. 47:22 Speaker 2 No, no, I don't want. No, do not. Well, I mean, you can look it up, but don't put it on or we're going to. 47:28 Speaker 1 Do not show me. Ever. 47:29 Speaker 2 Wink. No, no, do not me. 47:31 Speaker 1 A picture of it OK do not send it to me when I take my daily shit, OK at night like 920 all right, do not send it to me then. 47:39 Speaker 2 Stupid. 47:40 Speaker 1 So all right, well, cool. We appreciate everyone coming out. We're in the works for another one. I'm, you know, I'm not the I'm not my head's a little weird right now, but we're going to get through it and we're going to do one more here. We're going getting two. What the check? What the Chuck? 47:56 Speaker 2 47:56 Speaker 2 Yeah, you want to Chuck me? Chuck it real hard. 47:59 Speaker 1 Chuck me, Chuck me, Chuck me, Chuck me. I'm full of Chuck. Oh Chuck, Chuck it real good. 48:06 Speaker 2 What the Chuck DJ? 48:09 Chuck Tests Brandon's Knowledge and Introduces the 'Nurdle' All right guys, back by popular demand we're going to do. The more you know Brandon and you know, Brandon's a smart guy, especially right now. He got up at six. He's only been awake for like 5 hours, so he should be on top of his game. So, Brandon, I'm going to ask you and questions. All right. 48:25 The average person, according to my research, which I did thorough research on these, the average person should get five of these. And that just tell it that we just know you're smart. You you know things. OK, All right, number one, what is tripeophobia? 48:42 What is what a phobia? Tripeophobia. Tripeophobia. 48:48 Speaker 1 You're sounds like you're afraid of things and triplets. You're afraid of triplets or tricycles, something to do with three. You're afraid of bowling balls. Maybe he's got three holes. 48:59 Speaker 2 Said no like 5 times but you are on the right. You're on the right track with holes. 49:05 Speaker 1 Well then why you keep telling me no what? 49:06 Speaker 2 Because you keep saying three. It has nothing to do with three. 49:10 Speaker 1 Multiple holes. A bunch of tiny holes like blackheads. Oh, too many small holes. 49:17 Speaker 2 That is correct, yeah. The fear of closely packed small holes such as you cannot eat an English muffin. 49:25 Speaker 1 Oh man, you know, I just don't eat them because they got the word English in them. But besides that, you know I. 49:29 Speaker 2 Would eat 1. 49:30 Speaker 1 Muffin just sound real. 49:32 Speaker 2 I'm giving you that. I'm giving you that. 49:34 Speaker 1 Oh OK, cool, I win. Yay. 49:35 Speaker 2 No. All right. What band? What band was originally called Touch? 49:44 Speaker 1 There is a call touch. 49:46 Speaker 2 All female and it's an all female band. 49:48 Speaker 1 49:48 Speaker 1 Oh, what's the one with the fucking? The one where Beyoncé killed that chick? Yeah, Beyoncé killed Aaliyah. Aaliyah. Is that her name? 49:59 Speaker 2 What? 50:00 Speaker 1 Yeah, you never heard of that. Beyoncé had her killed on that plane crash. 50:05 Speaker 2 Aaliyah was in a. 50:06 Speaker 1 Group Think so? Weren't you with Beyoncé? 50:10 Speaker 2 No. 50:11 Speaker 1 Or. 50:13 Speaker 2 Are you thinking of Lisa? Left eye Lopez. 50:17 Speaker 1 No, definitely. I've never heard of that person. Left eye Lopez. What is he missing? The left eye or she just used it? 50:22 Speaker 2 But what are you talking about? Beyoncé was in a group. What's the name of the group? 50:27 Speaker 1 Destiny's Child or something? 50:28 Speaker 2 Yeah, who died from Destiny's Child? 50:31 Speaker 1 Someone killed Aliyah, dammit. I don't know who. 50:33 Speaker 2 It was, it was R Kelly, right? I don't know. 50:40 Speaker 1 I don't even know how to spell her name. She was not murdered. She had a tragic plane crash in 2001. But they say Beyoncé had something to do. 50:50 Speaker 2 OK, well, I can tell you right now it's not Destiny's Child. It's not Destiny's Child. Both questions. 50:54 Speaker 1 I don't know, I don't know. The question was. 50:58 Speaker 2 What band? 50:59 Speaker 1 Oh, the band touch OK. 51:00 Speaker 2 Yeah, all girl, all female band shit. I don't. 51:07 Speaker 1 Really listen to a lot Britney Spears. 51:10 Speaker 2 OK. 51:10 Speaker 1 And the. 51:12 Speaker 2 The. 51:12 Speaker 1 Vaginas. 51:18 Speaker 2 No the the correct answer Spice Girls Spice Girls was originally called Touch I. 51:23 Speaker 1 Don't know if I've ever heard of Spice Girls song. I mean, I know who they are, but I don't listen. 51:27 Speaker 2 To you tell me what you want, what you really, really want. I'll tell you what you want, which I really, really want. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. 51:35 Speaker 1 Commercial. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 51:37 Speaker 2 All right, number #3 what? What part of the body cannot heal itself? 51:45 Speaker 1 A part of the body cannot heal itself. I'm thinking of the eyeballs, but I'm pretty sure they heal themselves. What part of the body cannot heal itself? I don't know if you can hurt your hair. 52:08 Fingernails. They grow like either teeth or eyeballs. Oh, or ears. Cartilage. Yeah, people got fucking yeah. They get cauliflower here. I'm going with ears. 52:21 Speaker 2 Stupid. 52:23 Speaker 1 What? 52:24 Speaker 2 Teeth. It's teeth. 52:25 Speaker 1 I knew it was one of those teeth, ears, eyes. But your teeth, they do heal themselves, don't they? 52:30 Speaker 2 No, When have you ever had a tooth heal itself? 52:34 Speaker 1 Well, I think he's you know, you can brush away cavities, can't you? 52:36 Speaker 2 If you get a cavity, you're done. Like you cannot heal that yourself. You have to get dentist. 52:42 Speaker 1 Brush real good. 52:43 Speaker 2 Not if you have a cavity. You can't get rid of it. 52:45 Speaker 1 Oh, I know that. 52:47 Speaker 2 You are so close. Anyway, all right, all right. There's only one letter in the English language that does not appear in any state name. What is that letter? 53:05 Speaker 1 We got Z, we got Y. What about X? 53:05 Speaker 1 We got Z, we got Y. What about X? Any any fucking New Mexico fuck. 53:15 Speaker 2 And Texas, I don't know what. 53:19 Speaker 1 Yourself A Alabama B. Let's think here B There's got to be one with AB here. Alabama again. Z, Colorado D Delaware E, Georgia F. 53:37 Speaker 2 This is going to take forever. Are you serious, dude? 53:41 Speaker 1 F is foxtrot. Let's think here. It's Florida. G Is it Georgia. H Hawaii. I Hawaii. J Oh, J Let's think about this. 54:01 Arizona, I'm thinking it's got it might be Jay. 54:09 Speaker 2 South Carolina. 54:11 Speaker 1 Kentucky, Pennsylvania, Washington, DC, New York, Alabama, Mississippi, Texas, Arizona, California, Washington, Idaho. I'm going with Jay. 54:24 Speaker 2 Jay is incorrect. 54:25 Speaker 1 Oh what? What's they have Jay in it? 54:27 Speaker 2 So technically New Jersey, so Jay gets taken by the Jersey. 54:34 Speaker 1 Forgot about Jersey? 54:35 Speaker 2 So the correct answer is Q. There's QQ on it. 54:41 Speaker 1 Yeah, let me think about that. 54:43 Speaker 2 Stupid. You got one out of four. You're doing great. OK. 54:48 Speaker 1 Next, if you let me keep going with the fucking letters, I probably would have got it. 54:53 Speaker 2 I didn't, I, I was, I didn't say anything. You're the one that's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going with Jay, like, OK, all right, Who currently holds the record? And this is an easy answer, dude. You just got to, like, really wrap your brain around it. Who holds the record for the most Oscars ever won at 26? 55:15 Think about it. 55:17 Speaker 1 Those Oscars ever won? I'm thinking about Leo. 55:20 Speaker 2 26. 55:24 Speaker 1 They're 26 now. 55:26 Speaker 2 No, they've won 26 Oscars. 55:30 Speaker 1 That's for movie and TV, right? Film. 55:30 Speaker 1 That's for movie and TV, right? Film. Or is that music? 55:35 Speaker 2 Yeah, it's film, film, film. 55:36 Speaker 1 Film. Film. Feel like he's got to be a black guy for some reason. Is he black? No. All right. Touchdown. 55:48 Speaker 2 Why would why would you say he's got to be black? 55:50 Speaker 1 I don't know. I feel like they just, they're like, we better give this guy some 26. It's not Brad Pitt. It's not Joe Pesci. It's not George Clooney. Joe. 56:02 Speaker 2 Pesci. I don't know if Joe Pesci's even ever won one, dude. 56:09 Speaker 1 Leonardo DiCaprio, I'm thinking of him. He does a lot of movies, not Brad Pitt. 56:16 Speaker 2 Maybe. Maybe he's not alive anymore. 56:19 Speaker 1 Oh fuck. 56:19 Speaker 2 Me, it's not that hard. 56:19 Speaker 2 Me, it's not that hard. It's not that hard. 56:24 Speaker 1 He's not alive anymore and he died then he must be dead and gone. Oh no, not TI, no dead MLKI. Don't know if there was Oscar. 56:39 I don't know if he did shit for Oscar. Not Jesus. So not Kurt Cobain. No, that's music. Fuck. Damn this is hard. 26 that seems. 56:52 Speaker 2 Not hard. It's not hard. The guy. Yes, if you just think about it, it's easy. 56:58 Speaker 1 Let me think about it. My head hurts. It is. He's dead. Damn dead white guy. 57:13 John F Kennedy. No, no, no, no, no. 57:16 Speaker 2 No. Are you done? 57:17 Speaker 1 Reagan. No, no, no, not Reagan. 57:17 Speaker 1 Reagan. No, no, no, not Reagan. Fuck, man. When did he die? How? How long did he die? Was I alive? 57:24 Speaker 2 No, he probably died. What the 60 years ago? 57:28 Speaker 1 Oh, George. Carl Carlin. George Carlin. George Carlin. 57:33 Speaker 2 Died in the late 90s. 57:36 Speaker 1 That's 35. 57:37 Speaker 2 And there's no way he ever won an Oscar. 57:41 Speaker 1 Someone that died of 60 years ago and had won 26. Their movies have got to be ass. 57:46 Speaker 2 No, they're not. You're, you're terrible at this game. I'm going to tell you you're terrible. You're talking about It's Walt Disney. Walt Disney. 57:53 Speaker 1 You won Grammys or Oscars? They fucking. I didn't know he performed, I just knew he hate the Jews and Bill. 57:59 Speaker 2 57:59 Speaker 2 Disney No. We have to perform. You can do it. You can get it from producing. You can get it from acting. You can get it from all that directing. So come on. 58:07 Speaker 1 Really. The the Jews gave him 26? After everything he said about them? That's surprising. I'm very surprised with that. Was that before they were taking over everything? Were they not in control yet? 58:15 Speaker 2 OK, shut up. All right, You're one for 58:31 Speaker 1 Oh, it can't be 69. I'm going with 420. 58:34 Speaker 2 420 is correct, yes. 58:35 Speaker 1 Let's say I got that one. Don't need any sleep for that one. 58:38 Speaker 2 All right, next. This is this is tough, but you know it. 58:38 Speaker 2 All right, next. This is this is tough, but you know it. What is the measurement of time called for one 100th of a second? And you've used the word before? 58:52 Speaker 1 One 100th, one 100th. The 10th would be 1/10 of a second that a millisecond. 59:00 Speaker 2 No, it's, it's a, it's a phrase. It's a word. Like a second is a second. A hour is an hour. One 100th of a second is a Oh. 59:12 Speaker 1 I'll say a millisecond, but I guess not fraction of time. 59:17 Speaker 2 It's a single word, single word that you use a lot. 59:24 Speaker 1 Faggot. No, you got. 59:26 Speaker 2 It stupid. 59:30 Speaker 1 Oh retarded. No it. 59:33 Speaker 2 It you're not going to get it, are you? 59:35 Speaker 1 I mean, I don't know. I don't know. 59:38 Speaker 2 Jiffy. 59:40 Speaker 1 A jiffy Lube in a jiffy. 59:42 Speaker 2 One more 100 for a second is actually the the actual definition is a jiffy, so. 59:47 Speaker 1 59:47 Speaker 1 Which came first, peanut butter or the phrase I don't? 59:50 Speaker 2 Know that's. 59:51 Speaker 1 Retarded dude. And they got Jiffy Lube. Oh, is that why they call it Jiffy Lube? But they're not that quick over there, so I don't. I think that's like false advertising. 59:57 Speaker 2 I, I don't know, man, I. 59:58 Speaker 1 Just say in a jiffy. I never knew what that was. I thought like kind of, I thought that I had to do something with like a getting out of a sticky situation like a jar of peanut butter, but. 1:00:05 Speaker 2 That's not they do it and I'll be doing a jiffy. It's 100 per second. All right #8 you got to get the last three right or you're retarded. Oh, you're retarded. OK How many nipples does Harry Styles have? Oh. 1:00:21 Speaker 1 Man, so normally they have two, but I'm going to have to go with three. 1:00:27 Speaker 2 The answer is 4. 1:00:28 Speaker 1 What? 1:00:29 Speaker 2 Yeah, he's got 4 nipples. 1:00:31 Speaker 1 Oh God, that's weird. That's scary, honestly. 1:00:34 Speaker 2 That's awesome. Which? 1:00:35 Speaker 1 What band is he in? He's not the one that jumped off and killed himself, was he? 1:00:38 Speaker 2 He was in One Direction, I think. 1:00:40 Speaker 1 Didn't one of those guys jump off the balcony and kill himself or was pushed? 1:00:44 Speaker 2 I think he jumped into the hot tub, didn't he? 1:00:45 Speaker 1 Joe Nichols or something? 1:00:47 Speaker 2 Joe Nichols is a country singer. Oh, you're like, yeah, I think his name was Chris Stapleton or something. I don't know, man. He was in One Direction with that guy. You know what's his name? Ed Rowland. And the other guy, Elvis. Yeah, they were pretty good. 1:01:03 Speaker 1 I think they were called the the Highwayman or something. 1:01:07 Speaker 2 All right, last two, you already failed, but I'm going to give you some extra credit here. How often does a blue whale's heart beat? One time? Every. How many seconds? 1:01:18 Speaker 1 Oh, it's a big one. They have big hearts, but they're not very lovely. 1:01:18 Speaker 1 Oh, it's a big one. They have big hearts, but they're not very lovely. I'm gonna go 15. 1:01:25 Speaker 2 Close one time every 10 seconds. 1:01:28 Speaker 1 Oh. 1:01:28 Speaker 2 Yeah, Yep. And then last question, this is interesting. I just threw this out. There's no way you know this, but it's interesting. Did you know there's actually a word for this? What is the BLOB of toothpaste called that you put out on your toothbrush before you brush your teeth? 1:01:46 Speaker 1 A Glube. 1:01:47 Speaker 2 Close. It's a nerdle. 1:01:49 Speaker 1 A nerdle. Oh, that. 1:01:50 Speaker 2 Sounds so every time you get ready to go to bed, just be like, oh, I got to put my nerdle on here and then you loop and you put it on there and then you got your nerdle and you brush your teeth. 1:01:58 Speaker 1 Oh, that sounds weird. Like, oh, let me nerdle on you. 1:02:01 Speaker 2 That's what you could say to ladies if you have a little a little tiny 1, you know, it's like, just let me you want to see my nerdle. 1:02:07 Speaker 1 Well, I think it's the the amount right? Like I already cracked off 3 times a day so I'm giving you a nerdle. Not much left in the tank, but I think I can squeeze out a nerdle just. 1:02:22 Speaker 2 1:02:22 Speaker 2 All right, just do me a favor. We got to make sure that somehow we work the word nerdle into like one out of every 10 episodes. That's I'm going to write it down so I don't forget and I'll see if I can squeeze it in and see if we ever get to the point where it's just common. Like we say, Nerdle and people know what we're talking about. 1:02:37 Speaker 1 Yeah, we need to start doing that with words. Then we get smarter and then maybe we get more money. I don't know. Maybe that's what people are waiting on, for us to get smarter before they advertise. 1:02:45 Speaker 2 You know we're going to get called by Crest. They're going to be like, hey, heard you guys talking about Nerdles. We definitely want to sponsor the show now. We're like, yes, so. 1:02:55 Speaker 1 We got to brush our teeth the whole time while we're sitting here and just keep swapping. We had to clean his teeth. I actually would probably brush our teeth away. It'd probably sand away after all the brushing we got to fucking do. So, Brandon? 1:03:04 Speaker 2 Brandon's like, I didn't want to be the one to tell you guys this, but Chuck said the teeth do not heal themselves. I'm here to prove that wrong because I use Crest. 1:03:16 Speaker 1 A little nerdle here, a little nerdle there, and we'll be knurling everywhere. All right guys, I'll have an intro or with, you know, rundown for you tomorrow. But Chuck, you got anything before we get on out of hill? 1:03:27 Speaker 2 No man, make sure you guys use a nurdle tonight. Just be safe. 1:03:32 Speaker 1 1:03:32 Speaker 1 Nurdle your turtle. All right. We'll see you later. Bye.