Daily Dose 212- The Biggest Party Of The Year - The Daily Dose Show
2026-01-09
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This transcript was generated automatically. Its accuracy may vary. 0:18 Kicking Off the Show with Event Hype and Brandon's Prank guys? It is Friday, January 8th. You were hearing Chuck without Brandon, which is scary, right? Because you guys are like, where's Brandon? We'll get into that in a minute. But I do want to thank you guys for tuning in the last day before the event. We have this huge event this Sunday. 0:35 You guys are tuning in because I I don't know, we always have surprises. Today is like no other surprise. Okay, Brandon is not able to be on this episode right now and it's because something happened and I, I, I, I hate to be the one that has to break the news to everybody and bring them in on this because it it's it's scaring me a little bit. 0:54 We got this event. I'm I'm two days away and I don't know what Brandon's status is because let's be honest, he's he said he's with us. I'm just kidding. Let's add Brandon real quick. Brandon, I was gonna, I was gonna scare him, dude. I was gonna scare him. 1:00 and then we're done recording. But we got to give shouts out. We got to give a shout out to to Mark. We got to give a shout out to Will. 1:09 Be like Brandon got arrested or Brandon's having too much fun and his and his audio's not even working. He's not even see, he's not with us right now. But that's OK. We're gonna give him a second. 1:20 Speaker 2 Hello. Yeah, I see. Actually, the problem is, Chuck, you're not on your microphone. Everyone's just been listening to you through your camera. 1:26 Speaker 1 And dude, are you being serious again? That really just happened again. 1:29 Speaker 2 Yeah, that's why you can't hear me, because I'm playing through the audio on your speakers. As soon as I joined I heard Chuck rambling about something and he said I'm sorry to say there's something about Brandon, but turns out it. 1:40 Speaker 1 Was I swear to God I can't have any fun because whenever I'm alone I always mess it up. It sucks. It sucks. I Dang it. All right. Well anyway, that's a minute of me trying to scare everybody and tell me we're going to beat the event and make them think the the star of the show was going to be absent and it fell through. 1:57 So either way. But I am feeling better. My voice is leaving me a little bit, but I'm drinking some tea and I feel better so. 2:00. 2:04 Speaker 2 Sweet. I like it. I'm glad to hear that. I'm glad that you know. Did you do an intro? Was it a good intro and everything? You tell everybody hi and ask how they were doing and now the audio is going to sound like crap and they're like what's? 2:13 Speaker 1 Happening. No, no. So I just, I was like, hey, it's Friday and you guys are probably where Brandon's at and he can't be with you know what, it was terrible. So go ahead, hit it from the beginning and action. 2:23 Unpacking Event Logistics and Humorous Listener Profile Observations All right, sounds good. Here it is. It's a Friday, man. I tell you what, it's the last time we're talking to you until Sunday. The big event. It's it's coming up. It's going to be great. It's going to be awesome. Can't wait to see all out there. I was going through Instagram today and I saw Duncan Brothers that shared something on their story and apparently there's this page called like Music Atlanta or something like that and they got like 30,000 followers on their page. 2:44 They're doing all right, but they shared our event somehow. I don't know how they got the information about it, but they put it on their their page and their story and they just kind of listed, but they didn't include our name. They just put Duncan Brothers band New Realm at 3:00 It was just the Duncan Brothers like hey guys, we're going to be here. I don't know these guys that we're performing for, but come for us guys, come for us. 3:00 in the morning and expect to survive as a white person. 3:07 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't blame them. I mean, because you put Daily Dose Show, people can be like, what, what's the Daily Dose Show? And and that's the best part is we're not really, we're doing a live recording, but we, me and me and Brandon already planned it out. Where we're sitting is quite literally right in front of the front door. And we did that. 3:22 So when you guys come in and you show up, me and Brandon can be like, hey, what's up? And you guys can come over, talk to us a little bit while we're recording. We can do our one hour gimmick right there at the beginning from 3:38 We got to give a shout out to Duncan Brothers, Danny Allen. We got a lot of shout outs to give. 3:43 Speaker 2 Yeah, I, I don't know who's doing that. I guess whoever's just up on stage performing will be doing the oh, we got it so and so over here. Are we like introducing each band or is the band just passing off the microphone and. 3:52 Speaker 1 Yeah, I was going to, I was going to tell you about that. So I put together an itinerary. It's a very, very thorough itinerary. And what happens is between the performances, me and you get up and we do some raffles and we talk about this or talk about that and, you know, look at people and be like, Oh my God, Edwin Valerio, I didn't know you look like that in real life. 4:08 You know, so I think what we can do is we can call people out for like, they don't look like their profile picture because I'm, that's my most exciting moment is being able to see people in real life because they see us daily. So it's like, we don't change, you know what I mean? Like they see us out there. You still look like a, you know, I can't say poor person because somebody will beat me up. 4:25 You look like trashy. And they're like, yeah, that's what Brandon looks like. But some of these people, they look really good in their profile picture. And then you see them in real life and you're like, wait a minute. 4:33 Speaker 2 Yeah, there there's someone that always like comments on the clueless 2 page and he likes stuff and he comments and I I think he's a listener from the radio back in the day. I'm not going to say his name because every time I see his picture, I think it it I think it's Epstein. Like kissing a child is what I think. And then I clip on it and it is a a older man kissing a child, but it's his it's his grandson, I believe. 4:51 And they're like in front of a Christmas tree and everything. But the little small one. When I see it, I'm like, is that? 4:57 Speaker 1 Epstein does he he get new? 4:58 Speaker 2 Profiles he follow me. 5:00 Speaker 1 Already shared. Already shared too much because there's finally like one person that listens that has that, you know, there is one listener. And I don't want to throw her under the bus too bad. But I'm going to because oh God, this is where I get in trouble right before the event I get in trouble, but I have to. Have you ever seen? And I love her. I love her. 5:00 PM. 5:15 I met her. She's a sweet, sweet woman. I think her name is Vanessa. 5:20 Speaker 2 Oh yeah, yeah, you. 5:21 Speaker 1 Ever seen her profile picture? 5:23 Speaker 2 It's the cat, right? 5:24 Speaker 1 The the yeah, yeah, yeah. And I and so I see that and I'm like, whoa, what's this? You know, because it's very seductive is her profile picture. And then you meet her in real life and she's like a mom, you know what I mean? She's just like, she's like, I like coughing, you know, blah, blah, blah. 5:42 She's like just this nice, but nothing like the profile picture you'd expect. So I enjoy that. I enjoy seeing people in life or in real life. They have to come up and they have to tell me what your Facebook name is. So I know who you are. 5:52 Navigating PG-13 Event Language and Debating Offensive Slurs But yeah, it's going to be great, man. We're going to be able to emcee the whole thing in between the the performances. And Brandon will be giving out some raffles and telling some jokes. He's going to do a little stand up, I think. Isn't that what you're? 6:02 Speaker 2 Talking about I don't ever remember saying that I'm going to be hammered after we get done recording. So but whatever you can get out of me and I can't, you know, it's going to be a you know, I can't I can't do my actual, you know, if I were to do stand up, I'd have to go to like an actual stand up place because these people don't want it. There's going to be kids there and my slur come out, you know, when I get too drunk and I'm on stage. 6:20 So I got to keep that under wraps and I am going to make the show PG just for the fact that there are going to be people that don't know who we are there and are bringing their children. So I'm not going to say any like nasty pussy things or like cum juice or anything like that. All out right here, you know, no butthole sex, nothing like that. 6:30 to 6:36 It's going to be very PG, maybe PG13. I didn't get to the last year. I think I only said about two cuss words. 6:41 Speaker 1 So what are the three words if you if you were going to get 3 words past the FCC for this event, right? 3 words. You get 3 words that you can say that have to be PG13 that you think are PG13. What are the three words you're bringing? 6:55 Speaker 2 I'm probably going to bring like I got to, I got to, I got to keep bitch in there. Oh, that bitch over there. Damn. Yeah, I think. 7:00 in the morning, just waiting for the place to open, just excited. What are you most looking forward to? How do you how do you, in your mind, envision this whole event going? 7:00 in the morning because we got to get up at 7:00 to come there, get there by 9, he's. 7:00 I. 7:00, get him and it's 45 minute drive to him and then an hour drive from his house to get there by 7:00 PM. It's like, it's like all the details are jacked up and he's he's, he's like 100 people. Well, I guess we're not getting hosted. 7:01 Speaker 1 I think you're good with that and that's fine. That's PG13. Go ahead, I think. 7:04 Speaker 2 I'm just going to have to keep the regular. I got to go back to radio Modset, obviously. Damn's a good one. Like what? The damn. Yeah, damn. Who the damn over there. And then if I could get like, like I want to do something like Flava Flav, but like Vagina Blave or like Badgie, Badgie Rav, I don't know, something like that. 7:21 Speaker 1 See, I I thought you I'm, I'm talking about your slurs. You have you have you have 3 very go to slurs that I don't believe maybe one of them would be available on Sunday. Which one towel head. Oh yeah, that's available. Yeah, yeah, I'm thinking I was thinking three other ones tyke. 7:39 OK, that's not available ever. You should have said that now that was that was that was inappropriate for this show and this show is rated RI Guess I no, you can never use that word. I was I was actually referring to the word Jew. You can't say Jew on Sunday. 7:52 Speaker 2 Oh, I think I can, no. 7:54 Speaker 3 Because you said? 7:54 Speaker 1 No, no, because you say it negative. 7:54 Speaker 1 No, no, because you say it negative. You can't do anything like. So that's gone. What are the other two? 8:02 Speaker 2 I don't know what else do I say. 8:04 Speaker 1 It's a football player that you do not ever call. You can't use that one. That one's gone for Sunday and the last one. 8:13 Speaker 2 I don't know you can. 8:14 Speaker 3 Use it a lot. 8:16 Speaker 2 No bag it. 8:17 Speaker 1 Again, again, should not be used on this show should ever brand it. That's that's one of those words that you I don't say that you've. 8:24 Speaker 2 Said it before a couple times. 8:25 Speaker 1 I've never said that word, ever. 8:28 Speaker 2 Tape. Someone find it? Chuck said it somewhere. 8:30 Speaker 1 I have never said that word ever. Oh, retard, there it is. That's the one. That's the one that I'm like, it depends. I don't because I think what's going to happen is you're going to have, well, you know what? You can't use it because I know some people that are coming and they have children that are that special, special needs. 8:48 So you can't. 8:49 Speaker 2 Use bringing them. 8:50 Speaker 1 I think they are. Shut up. Why you laughing? Dude? You're a me. You're an evil person. Why are you? Why are you laughing at that? 8:57 Speaker 2 I can just see, I can just like look across the room and then I make eye calm down. I'm like. 9:00. 9:00. You can get there early if you want. 9:01 Speaker 3 Oh God, I was going. 9:04 Speaker 1 See, dude. 9:06 Speaker 2 You're you're a terrible. 9:08 Speaker 1 I'm, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, oh God, I got to switch seats with Brandon. Brandon, look at me. I'm like over here, over here, little buddy. You're going to be like, what am I looking at? And then you're going to see it. You're going to be like, oh God, yeah, OK, that's that's bad. We're going to put blinders on you like a race, like a race horse. 9:23 Speaker 2 Put them in the back. So no, it's going to be a good time. They're not black, right? I mean, it's not offensive. 9:29 Speaker 1 It's offensive for, again, it's offensive for anything, any culture, any ethnicity. When you say put them in the back, that's offensive. 9:38 Speaker 2 I mean, nowadays the back of the bus is cool. That's where you want to be. That's where all the cool kids hang out. You know, that's the fun part, you know what I'm saying? That's where you want to be. That's where the emergency exit is too, in case shit goes down like a fire. You know, like a white man up there but smoking a cigarette drops his back and keeps the whole thing on fire. 9:52 Speaker 1 So far far. 9:53 Speaker 2 Far. There's a far far over there. But yeah, no, I I had a what did I do today? 9:59 Brandon's Grandma, Church Views, and the Prison Ministry Idea I went, I don't know what I did today. I went, I went over to my grandma's. I brought up, brought her a pizza and she, she's always just nagging about something. Every I love her to death, but she's always nagging about something. I go over there, we're like 6 days into January. So have you started doing your taxes? 10:15 I'm like trying to figure out the computer. Well, the printer won't work. And she's told me that for a week. So I came over there and then she's like, yeah, the printer won't work. I'm like, I know, why do you think I'm here? I'm working on it right now. I'm trying to get things to print. OK, Then she's asking about tax. I'm like, it's six days into the year. What are we freaking out about taxes? 10:30 And then she gets all upset. She's like, you're not the same as what she used to be. I'm like, no, I'm not. I changed a good bit, all right. And the problem is she doesn't feel I don't tell her things about what I do because if I told her what I really did, it would break her heart even more. So I'm like in that little catch 22 where I'm like, I'm just not going to tell you anything. 10:45 And she thinks I'm keeping her out of my life, which I wouldn't if she wasn't. So, you know, die hard, crazy, perfect Christian, everything. It's got to be perfect Christian. I'd probably tell her things I do, but it would just break her heart to begin with. She'd probably have a heart attack and die right there when I if I told her what I really did. 11:01 Speaker 1 How? How old is your grandmother I. 11:03 Speaker 2 Think she's like 85. 11:04 Speaker 1 Brandon, that is the saddest thing I've ever heard. You, you can't, you can't, you can't cut your grandma out of your life just because she's a Christian and she's perfect. Oh no, I don't. To be honest, she probably is like that that age like people that age they as if they were if they were die hard Christians and they were raised a certain way. 11:22 In my eyes right now, they really are perfect. 11:22 In my eyes right now, they really are perfect. Like they don't drink, they don't cuss, they don't look at pornography, they don't do anything that would be considered a vice. And they're but you know, the only thing they do is judge. They do, judge. 11:30, but I'll go. I got mop duty, Sir, but while I'll talk to your CEO about that, we're going to get you off that, Sir, you know? Yeah, Pastor, Pastor Brandon will take care of you. Pastor Brandon will take care of you. The good Lord sees all. 11:34 Speaker 2 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But no, I, I don't cut her. I I go over there, hang out with her. I listen to her nag and everything like that. And she's always like, you won't go to church with me. I'm like, Grandma, the church is falling, all right? They're letting the gays in and all they want is a bunch of money over there at the Methodist Church. And and she's like, well, you are right about that. And then she said something about she's like, you know, Charlie Kirk says it was better if you go to church on Sunday. 11:55 It makes you feel better. And right before I gave her a hug, I'm like, and he got shot in the neck. Grandma I. 11:58 Speaker 1 Love you. Oh my God, Brandon, you need to go to church with your grandma, man. You're not going to have many more Sundays to do that. And you know what it well, it can't be this Sunday because we're going to be a new room Brilliant from noon. 12:00 PM. So I don't know if the Duncan Brothers did something or what's going on there, but we were not listed whatsoever. 12:00 to 12:00 for the live broadcast. Get some food, get some drinks, get ready for a hell of a show. And I know Distinct Grace is going to start it off strong. Duncan Brothers Band is going to rock and Danny Allen from Vagabonds will be there kicking it off. 12:09 Speaker 2 You should get over this Sunday brewery instead of church Grandma. OK, OK. 12:14 Speaker 1 I did have I did have a listener reach out to me. He goes, hey, man, I'm bringing my kids the event on Sunday. We're skipping church for it. I'm like, that's not, that doesn't bode well for me and Brandon one day. But no, you, you need to go to church. And I'm just saying, I'm not saying you do it because you feel like you're, you know, religiously or spiritually you need to, which I think you do. 12:32 I, I, I'm on your grandma's team on this. I, I think you need Jesus. I really do. 12:36 Speaker 2 I do. I talk to God and Jesus all the time. I read my Bible. But the church is just not what it used to be. It's just it's falling apart. And then they're very money oriented. They're very judgy, especially pretty much all the churches. I mean, the Methodist and the Baptist, you know, they're Southern down here. They always talk, they judge, they look around, you know, it's just, it just feels weird. 12:54 And like, I just feel like there's like no connection at the church she goes to. We used to go to that church, me and my dad and my mom, and then we left that one pretty early and went to a smaller Methodist Church where it was a little more kind of homey. But I just can't relate with people in that church. And I'm like, I, I mean, I don't think you have to go to church to be religious. I think you can. 13:10 I, I, I don't agree with how the, the, a lot of times the people at the church portray or, you know, get, deliver the word of Jesus. I feel like they're using that as a, a way to, I don't know, or have like a alternative motive while using Jesus. 13:26 So I'm not a big fan of the churches in general. 13:28 Speaker 1 So maybe it's just, I, I think that's the problem is that you need to find the ministry that works for you. I, I, I will say I have a friend on, on social media that I, that I've been following her for a long time and she had the same problem. And she said, you know, this is, I can't go to churches anymore. They're too judgy. And she's got, you know, she's got tattoos everywhere. 13:43 You know, she lives whatever lifestyle she lives. So she started going to prisons and doing and doing Bible study with inmates. And you can get accredited to do this. It's very easy. You get online, you get your license, it takes about 10 minutes. And then you can go to a prison and run a Bible study in the prison. 14:02 And she said this is way more, you know what, in my opinion, way more spiritual than going to a church. And I get to spend time with these people that are in this the worst of the worst situation and, you know, talk about God and whatever. And so that's what she does. So maybe that's what you need to do. Maybe you need to get into the prisons and start talking about Jesus and doing Bible study with them. 14:21 Maybe that'll make you feel better 'cause you'll be pretty much the best guy there. 14:24 Speaker 2 Yeah, I mean like I'm like one step above you guys. 14:27 Speaker 3 Really. I mean like 1. 14:28 Speaker 2 Mistaken. I'm right here with you, Jerome. 14:30 Speaker 1 Jesus, Jesus, I'd like to thank you for letting me come in here today and well also let me be the only one that leaves. 14:38 Speaker 2 I thought you're gonna say something about Mohammed, because all those all those people go to jail and they they switch over to the Muslim just so they can get protected by the Brotherhood. But they, you know, they'll hop right back out of prison and start eating bacon. I mean, it's just. 14:50 Speaker 1 A ploy. You know, I'd probably do the same thing to be honest. 14:54 Speaker 2 Which is so retarded I don't know. It makes no sense like like if you're going to die in prison, just die. Don't die a Muslim in prison, God Almighty. 15:01 Speaker 1 No, I don't think, Brandon. They're not trying to stay alive. They're trying to stay a virgin. 15:08 Speaker 2 Oh, they're butt virginity. Yeah, yeah. 15:10 Speaker 1 That's the only reason, dude. If you told me I was going to go to prison and I had to become Muslim or I'd get killed, I probably wouldn't do it. But if you told me I had to become Muslim, we're all going. 15:20 Speaker 3 To. 15:20 Speaker 2 Get raped. 15:21 Speaker 1 But probably, yeah, I'd do it. I'd do it, you know? So I think that's that's scarier than death. 15:26 Speaker 2 But be like Jerome's about to fill your butt up full of babies. Unless you want to join the Muslim Brotherhood. All right? Now, we, you know, we're pretty bad over here too. We like 8 year olds, but there's No 8 year olds here in jail. So you'll be OK, all right? Don't have to worry about nothing. 15:39 Speaker 1 No, dude, no. I, I think, I think that's what you need to do though. I think you need to get into the ministry in prison and think about the content you would have for the show. 15:48 Speaker 2 Oh yeah. 15:49 Speaker 1 And you can tell and you can tell your grandma about it. You that would give you this huge thing with your grandma. You guys could sit around and she could be like, Brandon, you need to come to church with me. And you're like, I'm a preacher, OK? And I preach every Sunday and you just can't go because it's in prison because that's how much I love the Lord. 16:05 And then she'd feel really bad and she'd be like, she'd talk about you. She'd be like, my grandson is a minister. He teaches all the inmates about God. And you'd be like her favorite, all of her, all of her relatives, because you are a man of God. I'm telling you, dude, this is genius. 16:20 It strengthens your relationship with your grandma and it gives us content for the show. 16:24 Speaker 2 Yeah, but then I got to, I got to go talk to people in jail and I don't want to do that. 16:29 Speaker 1 Why not? You know what you would do? You'd you'd talk about God one time, then you'd be like, all right, you guys, anything funny happening here I need you to tell me about? 16:38 Speaker 2 Carlos, I'm giving you extra honey buns this week. 16:38 Speaker 2 Carlos, I'm giving you extra honey buns this week. That was a good story. I'll be sure you got to call in the show Tuesday, 16:54 And I'm sure I can see through the CEO officer to get you off for that day. I'd appreciate it. So no, God and me, you're good. I don't think I need to go preach to anybody. And I don't really. I don't like the churches. 17:05 Finalizing Event Activities, Raffles, and Listener Attendee Shoutouts So cool. I was, I was talking to a few listeners today, see if they're coming in. One of them was, I switched back over to my personal page and I saw Adam King was talking, you know, just praising Trump for all the good things he does he's been doing recently and everything like that. You know, they're they're they're real big fans of them. 17:23 Yeah. I clicked on his profile and I saw that he was where it said he was from was it was a place in, I looked it up. It was a place in Japan. I hit him up. I was like, dude, are you, you actually Japanese? He's like, he's like, he's like, no, I was, I was a military brat or something like that. I moved around all different places. 17:38 Everything got. 17:40 Speaker 1 A military brat child that's. 17:42 Speaker 2 What? He said something like that military brat child, and they moved around all different places and bases and whatnot, but then he ended it with his wife. He said Heather's actually half Japanese. I was like, oh, I was like, I just thought she was high. I thought, I just thought she was high all the time. He's like, well, that too, so it makes more sense. 17:58 Yeah, she's half Japanese. I didn't know that, but I was just checking to see if they're coming. They're coming to the event. I talked to a few other people that hit me up today. They're all coming. I think we're gonna have a pretty good turn out this event with now that I've talked to Adam Keene and his half Japanese wife. 18:10 Speaker 1 Dude, I, I'm, I've had a lot of people reach out to me and I think Gibbs is going to be there. Oh, that'd be good. I know I'm a little scared because he's being really nice to me right now, which means he's setting me up, you know what I mean? He's like, I'll talk. I can't wait to meet you specifically. I'm like, oh God. 18:26 Speaker 2 I'm going to meet you in a packed room and talk to you. 18:28 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm going to wait till you're not on stage and no one's around and you're Dick, you know, like, oh God. So if you guys don't see me for like 20 minutes, I'm going to I'll give somebody my location at all times. No, I didn't know that. I so I know, I know the Kings because they were back when we, when we did the other show and we were in Orlando and they won that stupid thing we did with breakfast with us or whatever. 18:48 And we ended up hanging out with them the whole day. And I was like, dude, these people are so cool. And then I found out how liberal they are and I was like, dude, you guys are kind of my token liberal friends, you know what I mean? Like, so now I enjoy being friends with them because dude, I've never met a liberal that crazy. They are the craziest liberals in the world. 19:04 Like they hate Trump, which I love. I think that's the funniest thing ever because he doesn't put anything else on Facebook. He only uses Facebook to start fights. It's like my favorite thing to see in the world. That's. 19:14 Speaker 2 What he was saying he was like, yeah, man, sorry, I've been stirring a bunch of shit up on Facebook. I was like, you know, I don't really give a shit. I like shit up too. I mean, that's just, that's what I fucking do. I just get people fucking yelling at each other and then I'm back here just like, yeah. 19:25 Speaker 1 You know, that's my only, that's my only opportunities. I just drop a little bomb in there with him. Like the comments when we be attacking him and I'll be like, yeah, I agree with him, you know, And then all of a sudden everyone like, and I'll just leave, you know, I never go back. Just get out of there so much. 19:38 Speaker 2 Fun. There we go buddy. Twice the shit you got to deal with if you listen to it on iHeartRadio podcast or Spotify, be sure to lose a five star review and a follow up really appreciate it really do see y'all doing it every day and it really helps us out. We also got the Patreon down below he's out for paid advertising for the show and for damn that scary heroin hookers and prostitutes. 19:57 We love those we also got the clues 2 channel we'll upload all the full length YouTube episodes go check it out over there really appreciate it trying to get monetized and this Sunday it's the last time you're going to hear from us this last time you're ever going to hear us say anything about this event because. The next time you see us, we'll be Sunday at the event, January 11th, 20:16 New Round Brewing on the Beltline. It's going to be great. It's going to be a fun time. We got Distinct Grace out there, we got the Duncan Brothers Band, we got Danny Allen and the Vagabonds, We got Will Turpin from Collective Soul doing a few shows and playing cornhole with you. It's going to be great. It's going to be awesome. We're doing a giveaway 7 day trip down to Mexico, all paid for. 20:35 It's in Plato, Carmen, your flight and your lodging are paid for thanks to us. Jose store, that's E pawn and Stockbridge. Go check, come out, we got verified home services. Be sure to give them a call. Remember, get a free quote for anything that involves your home. Free quote, do it and they get paid. So do it. And did you do Nate from Hanson hiatus who will be at the event? 20:52 So whenever we find a winner, I'm sure he'll be able to go ahead and start talking to you. I don't know how coherent he'll be by then, but I'm sure you can talk to him about some things. And Southside Steve may be there. And we've also added whoever gives the most money. I guess we're going to pick the winner on Sunday. I guess Sarah's Sarah from West Foundation, right? 21:10 Speaker 1 Yeah, you know what, While we're doing this, I'm going to get the winner hopefully before we end the show. So. Yeah. All right. 21:14 Speaker 2 So we now have the winner of whoever donated the most this week to the West Foundation for Leukemia Research. You will be your wheel. Turpin's partner for cornhole. Now I have no idea how cornhole's working because we were just made aware of this about 5 days ago by Will Turpin. He said he wanted to play cornhole and we're like, oh, who's the fucking? 21:30 Who's going to be his partner? He's like, I don't care as long as they don't suck. So hopefully whoever donated the most does not suck. W Foundation's also giving away a shotgun and we're doing some other raffles while we're there, so it's going to be good. Bring your kids, bring your family. We got plenty of room there. A lot of good alcohol. We got non alcoholic beer there too. 21:46 I remember there were some people last time asking about that. I do know they have some and we're going to have food there too. It's going to be great on the Beltline, plenty of parking. It's going to be awesome. Do we have? Who will Turpin's partner's going to be? 21:58 Speaker 1 She's finding out right now. While we're waiting on that, I will say people have been reaching out to you about beer pong and wondering how that was going to work. I can tell you right now, Tara is going to be running the beer pong. It's going to be in its own room. You guys will see it when you get there. It's off the main room. It's all secluded, but you'll have ATV so you can watch football. 22:13 There will be TV's there. The games will be on. So you people will all be fine. They want to watch NFL football. But the beer pong, we're only going to have eight teams, so no more than eight teams. The buy in's going to be 20 bucks and it's a 5050. So what happens is the winning team winner take all, meaning you take half the pot, the other half goes to the West Foundation. 22:34 Sorry about that. But eight teams, 20 bucks. Brandon, do the math. What is that? 22:38 Speaker 2 160 a. 22:39 Speaker 1 160 bucks, so if you win, you get 80 bucks, 80 bucks for you and your partner, 40 bucks, That's it. But hey, it's a good time. We're only doing 8. We just want to make sure we could throw it out there because people do enjoy doing that. Tara's running it. It's going to be easy peasy when you get there. You can go sign up. First come, first serve. Those eight are done, and that's it. 22:55 Debating the ICE Agent Shooting and Common Sense Accountability All right, cool. Sounds good. We'll go and get into Daily dos Adam news. That's your Daily 23:22 So most recently we've, we've got a, we had the ice shooting and now what's going on? I've seen people talk about this. And 1st off, before we actually get into it, two of the phrases coming out right now are saying if you were loud about Charlie Kirk but quiet about ice murdering a woman in cold blood, you're one of the bad guys. 23:42 One of the second ones is this is the 2026 version of George Floyd. Both those statements couldn't be further from the truth. I mean, you got to be a fucking idiot to fucking believe neither one of those. First off, George Floyd was a criminal who was being arrested after he was running from the cops and he, you know, beat up a pregnant woman. 24:00 He had drugs in the system and they came back and said he did not die from asphyxiation. He died from drug overdose. So I don't know how that relates to this lady who was shot in her car. Second off, Charlie Kirk was assassinated. This is not an assassination. Charlie Kirk was sitting there talking, you know, he was talking shit and that's what he did. 24:17 But it's illegal to talk shit and he just gets shot in the fucking neck. And now what's coming out lately is this lady who was shot and killed by ICE agents. And I'm very up the road up the middle on this right, Because, you know, I don't like law enforcement. I'm not a big fan of them. I think they have too much power and I they're very egotistical and they got a big head for the most part. 24:37 Second off, protesters are also fucking idiots to me. I mean, you're on the wrong side of the aisle either way of what you are. Why do you give a shit? You can't change the law. You can't do anything about it. Stay at home with your guns and they try to come in your house then shoot them. All right, that makes a little more sense now with this situation. I've seen multiple angles on what's going on here. 24:54 I can see the lady hit the deal with the car. All right. I can see that part now. I don't know if he needed to shoot her three times in the face. He might overreact with a little bit of power, but it kind of goes back to the lady driving the car. How about we have a little bit of common sense. I mean, it doesn't show how she got in that situation where she's in the middle of the road sideways for some reason and there's ICE agents around her. 25:14 I don't understand how she got in that situation. They're not really telling us that. But then she tries to pull off as the cops are trying to tell her to stop and she gets shot. And it's kind of, I mean, you know, she didn't deserve to die, but it's kind, there's common sense problems here, right? You don't walk through the ghetto at 25:30 I mean, you get shot. It's going to be, oh, it's terrible, so bad. He didn't deserve to die. You're right, he didn't deserve to die. But a little common sense would have kept you alive, okay? I mean, if you got cops with guns pointing about you, you probably should do what they tell you to and not just speed the fuck off. Now, should the cop shot her three times in the face? 25:46 Maybe not. All right? I mean he apparently that copy got ran over about 3 months before that, so he's a little freaked out. I don't know why you put him back in front of cars. He doesn't know how to avoid cars or how to deal with the situation. Dudes not good with cars. So I think the the ICE dropped the ball on this, but I also think the lady should have used a little bit of common sense and maybe not put herself in the situation. 26:06 And for the people comparing this to Charlie Kirk and George Floyd, you're the biggest idiot out of everybody. 26:11 Speaker 1 All right, So we're going to disagree on this quite a bit. First and foremost, I will say I think that ICE being in all these major cities is a great thing. I think that having immigration customs, you know, enforcement in all these major cities is genius and we shouldn't just have on the borders. 26:28 It makes no sense when we have a city or a country that's overrun with a lot of illegal immigrants that are really bad people. Now the good ones, let's leave those alone, especially the guys that do tree work. But anyway, my my comment on this, I I've watched the same video. I've talked to a lot of friends that are still in law enforcement and everybody says the same thing. 1000%. 26:48 I hate this. I hate to say it. It was not justified. It no way shape or form in what I saw do I say that vehicle was a deadly weapon, meaning he had plenty of time to get out of the way or at least dodge it, whatever. 27:03 But he reacted with deadly force in a situation that going through the training, yes, you can use deadly force if somebody's using the vehicle as a weapon against you. From what I saw, she was pulling out and she was banking hard right. 27:21 The first shot was the only one that went through the front windshield. The other two went through the side, which means he was clear. So this is what I would like to see. That dude needs to go to jail. The ice agent dude, you, you, you misused your position. You misused your authority as a bad shoot. 27:37 That obviously. And and I promise you everything in leadership in DC is saying the same thing. They're all going Oh my dear God, really? This dude just ruined it for everybody. Now with the woman again, I disagree with you on this. I see how women react. I've seen how women react to situations that are stressful many, many times. 27:56 They sometimes, and some guys are the same way. They don't react the way you think they're going to react. What she was doing is she was trying to separate herself from the situation. Now, granted, I don't know what I don't know, but it appeared to me like they were talking to her, they were yelling at her, and she just wanted to separate herself from the situation. 28:11 At that point, you let her do it, and then if you need to arrest her, you arrest her. But they killed her and they had no right to. I mean, it was just a bad shoot in my opinion. I don't think it's political, though. I don't think it needs to be political. It doesn't need to be anything about ICE. It just needs to be about law enforcement. Bad shoot, it happens all the time. Bad shoots happen. 28:28 Deal with them, but that's it. It's nothing else. 28:30 Speaker 2 Yeah, I mean, but you know, you say that she got in that situation, she should want to get out. So at some point that's where accountability comes in. Like you put yourself in that situation, you chose to go. And no, I'm not. Like I said, I'm not saying she should have been shot and killed. I'm not on the cops side, but I'm not on her side either. Don't put yourself in stupid situations, guys. 28:45 Like what the fuck are you doing here? I mean, no matter what, her children have no kids or no mother and she's dead. And now the cop, you know, worst comes to worst, go to jail and ICE still continues to do their thing. Nothing's going to fucking change from this. But there's bad decisions made on both sides. Cop idiot. All right, lady, also an idiot. 29:02 Why are you doing this? Why? If you got cops in front of you, why you flooring the gas? And I mean, you might have cleared the cop, but why you flooring the gas and going right? I mean, it just makes no sense to me why you're. 29:11 Speaker 1 It didn't look like she was flooring the gas. It did not look like she's. 29:14 Speaker 2 Written. 29:14 Speaker 1 It did not look like she was flooring and and dude, you don't think I'm not trying to throw any woman under the bus? So I'm going to say my wife because I love my wife and my wife knows I love her. Can I see my wife driving into the middle of a crime scene? 1000 percent, 1000% I can see Megan weaving through police cars and driving in the middle of a crime scene, not because she wants to or not because she's trying to cause problems, because she's confused. 29:36 She's like, OK, what's going on? The cops walk up and they're like, what are you doing? Blah, blah, blah, you need to get out of here, blah, blah. What is she going to do? She could floor the car to get out, not knowing there's a cop in front of her. And then they what, they shoot her in the face and that's OK. Like, I just think they. 29:49 Speaker 3 They they it was way. 29:51 Speaker 1 Too escalated. They escalated the force way too high. Not a woman that. Honestly dude if they thought she was a threat all the cops would have had their guns out. None of them had their guns out. None of them. 30:03 Speaker 2 So what what I'm getting from Chuck is we should make sure women, women should not be able to drive. All right, cool. 30:08 Speaker 1 No, it's just, it's just, you got to be. No, it's just you got to be able to react. You got to know what's a threat and what's not a threat. None of those cops saw her as a threat. None of them. They all had their guns holstered. Every one of them. 30:18 Speaker 2 Let's watch it right here. I got, I got it pulled up right here. I think this is it, yeah. 30:26 Speaker 1 Not one gun out, meaning none of them thought they were being threatened. 30:30 Speaker 2 All right, so this lady is perpendicular somehow. I don't know why how she got in this situation where she's perpendicular walking. 30:38 Speaker 1 Up no gun, out no guns, and now she's like, OK, I'm going to get out of here. And then boom, shoots her in the face. 30:49 Speaker 2 Yeah, I mean. 30:49 Speaker 1 That's, you know, it's funny. And guess what? Guess what? Do you see any other cops? Do you see any of the cops pulling their guns out after he shoots? Nope. 30:56 Speaker 2 Probably because they shot her in the face. 30:58 Speaker 1 But you know what they tell you, And this is, this is the. 31:01 Speaker 2 Car, did you see that? 31:02 Speaker 1 Get out of here. Every every law enforcement agency trains the same way. If one cop if one. If one cop pulls their gun out, every cop pulls this gun out. That's training. If If one cop thinks there's a threat that requires deadly force, every cop pulls their gun out. 31:20 And look not one. 31:21 Speaker 2 Pulls this gun I mean the one that I mean looking at this video right here, you can tell that the cop got hit right? Boom, got hit right there. 31:28 Speaker 1 Oh, you're telling me he couldn't get out of the way? You're telling me that he couldn't have just simply stepped back? And she was not trying to kill him. She was trying to avoid him. That was obvious. 31:37 Speaker 2 Yeah, I mean, like I said, I'm, I'm not, I'm not making up for the cop. I'm not making up for the lady. I think this was just two idiots in the in a bad situation, you know, two people that should never have met each other. They're just that neither one of them make any sense, you know? I mean, like I said, but Chuck said what? Women freak out, all right? But what are we going to do at that point? I mean, women always freak out, all right? 31:53 We got people with guns out there. I, I, I just think it's a bad situation all the way around. Like I said, I'm not on either one-on-one side or the other. I think the cop probably shouldn't have shot her in the face. Probably should just let her hit him with the car and let her go on. But I think the lady shouldn't have put herself in that situation. But for people to be comparing it to CC Kirk and George Floyd, you're a bunch of idiots. 32:12 Bunch of idiots. So. 32:13 Speaker 1 I think George Floyd was, I think, I think the cop was more justified in the George Floyd thing than that cop was. 32:20 Speaker 2 Yeah, probably so. 32:20 Speaker 2 Yeah, probably so. I guess so. But these are, I mean, these, these aren't like real cops, right? I mean these, these are like brand new on the Forge, right? 32:27 Speaker 1 No, they're ICE agents. I mean they go through, they go, they go through 1801 training. I mean they have, they have 8 weeks in 1801 basic training and then they go through another eight weeks of advance. I mean, they, these guys have 4-5 months worth of training and then for them to be deployed inside the city like that, they've been around because the ones that are brand new are at the airports checking passports or they're at the, the, the ports like in, you know, Michigan on the Canadian border, checking your passports as you're coming through. 32:54 Those are the new ones. These guys, these guys are actually ICE. They're actually law enforcement. Some of them are actually criminal investigators. So yeah, this dude's done. 33:03 Speaker 3 Done. 33:05 Speaker 2 All right, Well, man, there you go. So like I said, there's nothing you can change about it. I understand people are upset. I think that might have been one of the posts I saw Adam King talking about, you know, long post about the ICE agents. But the, you know, people are just trying to use that as a fact to say, all right, So what should we do now? 33:20 Should we just get rid of all ICE agents, let all the illegals back in and let them continue to do what they're doing? Or you just we got to be like, all right, well, that dude made a mistake, so let's let's let's go. So I don't know if there's mistakes on both sides, but RIP the lady and sorry about her family. And that dude will be in jail more than likely here in a little while. 33:37 If he's not in jail, I mean, they're everyone's going to freak the fuck out. 33:37 If he's not in jail, I mean, they're everyone's going to freak the fuck out. So you'll definitely hear about it. 33:40 The US Seizes a Russian-Flagged Tanker in the North Atlantic But all right, up next, US sees this Russian flag tanker in North Atlantic. We were going to talk about this yesterday, but we kind of went along with the the Mad Dog. So there was a Venezuelan ship that had been repainted to be a, it looked like a Russian ship. 33:56 It was headed towards Russia when the US intercepted it. I mean, it wasn't even near us. It was like over there near Europe already. By the time they got to it, they dropped a little bird drop down, dropped. I think it's special forces, right? It was Delta Force again, was it? 34:08 Speaker 1 Wait, how does, how does the, how does the tanker, why would it go to Europe? It's in the Gulf. That means it would have to go all the way down past Brazil, right? They go around South America, then shoot up. 34:17 Speaker 2 Where I where I saw a picture of it. 34:22 Speaker 1 My God, if it went, if it was going to Europe, it was taking a really long trip. 34:26 Speaker 2 It was in the North Atlantic, about 190 miles off the coast of Iceland, so yeah, up. 34:30 Speaker 1 And so it was going up and around instead of down and around. 34:34 Speaker 2 Yeah, so it's going up there. The US, the US seized it because they, you know, they said, hey, look, we, we own Venezuela now we're in control of Venezuela. This is a, a sanctioned ship. So they took it. the US captured some hostages on there and now Putin's pissed off and he wants them back. 34:51 So Trump seems to be escalating, but I think he's at this point really, you know, is he really just pushing buttons and figuring out what everybody has, like, what are they going to do? What are their options? Because I think Russia's too stretched thin to fight a war on a, you know, try to bring war against America when they're having a seven-year long war in Ukraine. 35:08 I mean, they've got to be pretty depleted over there right now, apparently. 35:11 Speaker 1 The war in Ukraine's almost over. I saw in the news today that Putin and Trump are planning to visit each other's countries. And now miraculously, that we control Venezuela's oil. Russia said, you know, I think we can end the war now. I think we can. We can do away with this. And Trump's going to be like, OK, I'll give you some oil. 35:27 There you go. You're welcome. So I think, I think somehow this oil might might have been a negotiating tool, which is cool. I mean, whatever, let's end all the wars. We're good and we got enough oil and diamonds to keep us rich and Venezuela rich. And Mexico. 35:39 Speaker 2 'S next. Well, that that was the you know, The thing is China without Venezuela, China runs out of all their oil supplies in 90 days. So they're going to have to be getting it from Venezuela or they're going to their whole infrastructure is going to just fall apart. But with Russia, I mean, they were still getting were they were they selling oil or were they getting oil from Germany? 35:56 They were selling oil to Germany, correct? 35:58 Speaker 1 I thought they were getting oil from Iran. 36:00 Speaker 2 Yeah, but I remember they were still because remember when the war first started or a few years after it, someone was saying, well, why you, you know, they're asking Germany, they're like, why you still buying energy from Russia? You're you're funding this war. They're like, Oh well, we need the money. 36:14 Speaker 1 We need it. 36:15 Speaker 2 And then there's also you had the the Denmark guy, I think it was Denmark or it was one of those, one of those countries over there that was asking for protection from Putin, but they were sending him like a billion dollars worth of oil, like like a year or something like that. It was crazy. It's like, and you want me to protect you from the guy you're sending a billion dollars to? 36:32 What the fuck are you talking about? They're like, well, we want to keep that peace treaty going between US and him. So it's not making a lot of sense to me. I, I don't, I don't know, you know, with those countries like that talking random crazy shit, but this was a big move to stealing a fucking tanker going to Russia. 36:48 I think they're probably like, oh shit, I think Trump's fucking serious right now. 36:52 Speaker 1 Yeah, I wonder if that one's already made it to the USI. 36:54 Speaker 2 Don't know if it has or not yet. This happened yesterday I believe, so I don't. 36:58 Speaker 1 Know. So what do you what do you do with the crew? Like when you take over an oil tanker, what do you do with the crew? 37:04 Speaker 2 Well, they took them back with them. I guess they're just going to release them here shortly after. I mean, I don't see us holding them for any, any reason whatsoever. 37:10 Speaker 1 They're going to tell the ICE agents like we're going to release them in Minneapolis. Happy hunting, boys. You know what we're? 37:16 Speaker 2 Going to give them a 24 hour heads up. You got to change them across America. It's like a new game show or something. 37:20 Speaker 1 That's actually I would watch it. 37:23 Speaker 2 They've got a they've got a movie about out of that already. I can't remember what it's called, but it's just like that. But no, I don't know. It's, it's, it's a wild time here in the world. But like I said, I don't know if anybody else has a stronger hand than we do at the moment. Because Russia can't fight someone else. China's, if they try to fight us, they're going to run out of oil in three months and the war is going to be over Europe. 37:43 What the fuck are they going to do? They have nothing. And the only other person is North Korea who's been suspiciously quiet the past like 8 months. They ain't really said, we haven't heard anything out of North Korea. So I don't know what the fuck they're doing. But apparently there's shit going on over there near Taiwan, Taiwan and Japan's got their fucking Navy out there and they're just trying to big ball. 38:02 The Asians are just, you know, the, the, the slit eyes are just. 38:05 Speaker 3 Trying to did you? Oh. 38:06 Speaker 1 God, see, I thought you said agents. 38:09 Speaker 2 Asians. 38:10 Speaker 1 It's always got to be racist with you. 38:12 Speaker 2 I, I just, you know, geographically, you just, that's how you figure out where people are from. You know what? 38:16 Speaker 1 I'm saying yeah, but what did you call them after that? 38:19 Speaker 2 Slit eyes, round eyes. Is that not fucking just as racist? 38:24 Speaker 1 No, it's not racist. You can't. I mean round eye is not bad. 38:29 Speaker 2 Slit eye is not either. It's the same thing how their eyes look. One's a slit, 1's round. You know what I'm saying? I don't think I don't. It's just a physical description of the person. And they see that black guy over there stabbing that woman, you know? Oh, God, I mean, if you say that guy stabbed that woman, you're like, all right, well, what was it like domestic dispute or something like that? 38:48 You know, it was a black guy and a Ukrainian woman on a train. Oh, God, that's real bad, you know what I'm saying? So descriptive words help you understand the story. 38:57 Speaker 1 Racism is what helps you understand the story, apparently. 38:59 Speaker 2 See, there you go. Now you understand. See, it helps you understand the story. So all right, well, we'll go and get into what? 39:07 Crazy Mark Joins for His 'Last' Appearance on the Show 39:07 Crazy Mark Joins for His 'Last' Appearance on the Show Ditch check. 39:08 Speaker 1 Oh, man, like I said, it's been a day I've had. I've been under the weather for the last three days. As you guys can tell, I sound like Johnny Cash. Luckily, I'm on the mend. I feel so much better today, so much better. But my voice is leaving me because I'm out there coaching baseball, screaming at the kids in a good way, because I'm a positive coach and I'm a very happy person. 39:24 So if anybody's listening, let's put it in the transcript. That's what I said. I'm positive, OK, I was positive reinforcing. But anyway, so before the show, I do I have a really bad problem with this, Brandon. I text the wrong people. When I think I'm texting someone, I'm actually texting someone else. 39:41 So I text Brandon and I say, yeah. I say, hey, man, don't get on until I tell you to. I want to make it a surprise. And then I realized I texted the wrong freaking person. So I had to do this whole dog and pony show at the beginning of the show. Like I was trying to trick, you know, trick you guys. 39:57 That wasn't it. It was what, the Chuck? It was my guest for what the Chuck who I said after I texted Brandon and Brandon texted me and said, OK, I'm like, stupid. This guy texts me. He goes, all right, sounds good. So Brandon, is he in the waiting room yet? 40:14 Speaker 2 40:14 Speaker 2 No, there's nobody here. 40:15 Speaker 1 Are you serious? 40:17 Speaker 2 You can see the waiting room just like I can. I don't know what your your your big plan's falling apart here. 40:21 Speaker 1 No, it's not. Hold on. 40:23 Speaker 2 Oh, there's somebody crazy, Mark. 40:25 Speaker 1 Yeah, so, so crazy Mark has been texting me and Brandon. We have no idea what he's saying ever. And we just text each other and say, I don't know, I don't know, and that's it. But I did feel like it was a necessity that because this Sunday is Crazy Mark's 50th music extravaganza, we add him to this show the last time. 40:47 This is the last time you guys will ever see Crazy Mark on the Daily Dose Show. We'll never have him on another episode, but we wanted him to get on tell you guys what he's looking forward to this weekend and say goodbye. So Brandon, go ahead and add him to the the stage all. 41:01 Speaker 2 Right, we got crazy. 41:03 Speaker 3 Mark we got fuck we. 41:04 Speaker 2 Got like a nudge shot. Angry now? 41:06 Speaker 3 Fuck what you're you're a Dick? What the last time ever? 41:14 Speaker 1 I thought you. I thought you knew. That's why we were letting you join. 41:14 Speaker 1 I thought you. I thought you knew. That's why we were letting you join. No, that's. 41:17 Speaker 3 Not. 41:17 Speaker 2 About this, I don't know what's going on. Last I heard today you texted me about banging some 18 year old. I don't know what you're talking about. 41:23 Speaker 3 I'm banging no 18 year old. 41:26 Speaker 1 See, No, no. So crazy Mark, crazy Mark. We'll talk about your future with the show later. But but while we're while we're talking about it, this is it. You know, today's Friday. This is the last day everybody can hear about it. Got my big poster up. I see your big post. 41:41 That is a big poster. 41:42 Crazy Mark's Event Expectations and the Charity Waxing Challenge So what are you crazy Mark? Looking forward to the most about your birthday celebration that's happening this Sunday at New Rome Brewing. 41:50 Speaker 3 I don't know, I just hope to have a good fucking time and everybody else have a good time. You know, it's going to be, you know, I mean, I can't smoke. I see Brandon over there smoking. I wish that's a good vape. I hope that's a good vape. If not, I'll bring you one. 42:02 Speaker 2 It's Nicotania. 42:02 Speaker 2 It's Nicotania. Bring a weed pen. We'll all pass it around up there, all. 42:05 Speaker 3 Right. All right, That's cool. That's cool. I, I invited everybody. I mean, I sent out invites to people I used to work at at UPS like 10 years ago when I and, you know, I got a whole bunch of people coming. We'll see. And I'm just hoping. And I got, I got my little poster that I'm going to have all the band members and you and Brandon sign. 42:25 This one's going to go up on the wall. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. Chris, Chris, I brought that in. Chrissy's like, where the fuck are you going to hang that? She's like, I see enough. 42:35 Speaker 2 Hanging above your bed, looking at yourself while you're banging Crazy, Mark Crazy. You're going crazy. 42:41 Speaker 3 Here we go, put the big poster on the ceiling, babe do. 42:45 Speaker 1 You guys, do you guys still have that type of relationship? I mean, I know that now that you're a little bit older. 42:49 Speaker 3 And they said we could put the big poster on the ceiling. That way, when we're having sexy time, we can look at it. 42:56 Speaker 1 She. 42:58 Speaker 3 Don't like that? 43:02 Speaker 2 Oh, well, Mark, what, what's, what's the number one thing you're looking forward to here at the event? I mean, I imagine you're probably going to be there at the ass crack of dawn, just, you know, 4-5 Cokes in probably at like 43:22 Speaker 3 You know, I mean, I don't know, man. It's just it's so surreal that it's happening, you know, I'm hoping to meet all the band members, get them all the sign and maybe get up there on stage with distinct grace and do something, you know, and get this fucking here. 43:39 Everybody here. How old's Krazy Mark for the first time. Some of them always, you know, and my sons are going to be there. My son's got to work till like midnight on Saturday and he's like, well, if I got to come with you at 43:58 Speaker 2 Like I didn't really mean you had to be there at 44:00 Speaker 3 Mean no, no, I got to leave here by 44:09 Speaker 1 So you so you have quite you have a lot going on that day, but we're still going to see you at 9. Now, Mark, I will tell you I put together a little what to Chuck. 44:16 Speaker 2 What the Chuck. Yeah. You want to Chuck me? Chuck you real hard. Chuck me, Chuck me. Chuck me. Chuck me. I'm full of Chuck. Oh, Chuck. Chuck it real. 44:28 Speaker 1 Good. What the Chuck DJ and vision knowing you're going to be on and knowing that, can your can your girlfriend hear this? I mean, that's what I'm kind of concerned about. 44:38 Speaker 3 Now, now let's a yell. 44:41 Speaker 1 OK, well, I'm, I'm still going to ask the questions, so I apologize in advance. I did not know she was going to be in earshot because we have the event this weekend. And because you're going to be there, you're going to be the star, right? I mean, you, this is all for you. And we're just being able to take some of the some of the love, right? 44:57 Here's my questions. First off, how much could somebody pay you to wax? And me and Brandon talked about this yesterday. 45:06 Speaker 3 All right, listen to. 45:07 Speaker 1 Wax your entire body from the neck down before the event so you can show everybody when you get there. How much? How much? How? 45:15 Speaker 3 Much. Wait, my whole body? Not the groin area though, right? 45:19 Speaker 1 That would be under your neck, yes. 45:21 Speaker 2 45:21 Speaker 2 That's most important. 45:26 Speaker 3 $30,000 OH. 45:27 Speaker 2 I thought he was going with $30. 45:29 Speaker 1 Nope. 30 grand that's like that's like 4 trailers. Listen. Listen. 45:36 Speaker 3 When I went down to Fort Lauderdale to see my mom last week and get things situated, I met a bunch of my buddies from Bellsouth days. And I remember they brought up a story that we were sitting there at Beef O Brady's one day and I was talking about going to a wild, like wet and wild Disney park, you know, the water park and my daughter at the time there. 45:58 And she's like, well, I don't know if we want to go around with you with all that back hair and stuff, Dad. So my buddy did this is like, hey, there's a tanning salon next door. We'll pay to have you waxed your back and everything. So they paid to have it waxed. And when they got on the side, I was like, slobber came out of my mouth. 46:18 It was the worst feeling. 46:20 Speaker 1 Ever. It hurts. OK, OK dude, I have the best idea ever and I I don't even have to ask Brandon because I know his answer. Brandon, I'm going to put up $100 for this for the West Foundation, if you will put up $100. And all I want to do is all I want to do. 46:35 Mark, have you ever seen the movie with Steve Carell when he. 46:40 Speaker 2 I'm not getting. 46:41 Speaker 3 No, it's. 46:41 Speaker 1 Not Mark. Mark, it's for leukemia. You know what, dude? You're going to get? You're going to get cancer if you don't do it. Mark, listen to me. 46:47 Speaker 2 Mark loves cancer. 46:48 Speaker 1 One I hate cancer mark One strip. One strip, one RIP right in the middle between the nipples. We will not even get the nipples. One strip let. 46:58 Speaker 3 Me see. 46:59 Speaker 1 $200 for leukemia research. 47:00 Speaker 3 Oh my God, right there. 47:02 Speaker 1 Mark. 47:03 Speaker 3 Only one strip we're. 47:05 Speaker 2 Unhappy in the happy trail? 47:06 Speaker 1 And we'll even and we'll even let you choose the woman that does it. Well, Well, actually, that'll be a fun little game we play people. All the women there can put their name in a jar and you will you will randomly select who doesn't. 47:17 Speaker 3 What do I get out of it? 47:18 Speaker 1 It's $200 toward. 47:20 Speaker 3 Leukemia research I get. 47:22 Speaker 2 You get a a birthday party that we're throwing for you that. 47:25 Speaker 3 That that wasn't part of the. 47:26 Speaker 1 Deal, Mark, It would be so much fun. I'm just saying, OK, you know what? I don't want to put you on the spot right now, so I will. Mark, will you do this for leukemia research? One strip right across the chest and a woman will do it that you draw out of. So really you're choosing who does it and it's one strip and you'll be the halftime show for for Leukemia Research $200 right there. 47:48 Speaker 2 All eyes are going to be on you, Mark all eyes on you. 47:52 Speaker 3 Chrissy, I'll, I'll see you're still. 47:55 Speaker 1 Waxy alright? Yeah, she does. Alright, we'll let her. 47:59 Speaker 3 Do it. That's it. Alright, perfect. 48:02 Speaker 2 We got it. Alright, look at that. 48:03 Speaker 1 So that's the halftime show. That's the halftime show. Now, Mark, I have another question for you. And I, I probably should have asked you this before You asked Chrissy to be the one that helps you 'cause this one she might get mad at and then she's going to hurt you. So how much? How much? And you got to be very quiet here, Mark. 48:18 Let's say there's a young lady there and she's like, dude, this guy is the bee's knees, right? This guy's, this guy's hot. I just saw him get his chest waxed. 48:27 Speaker 3 I know I'm hot. It's. 48:28 Speaker 1 OK, and, and some young lady and I'm going to say A10, dude, A10. 48:32 Speaker 3 Not gonna happen. 48:33 Speaker 1 No, stop. Stop wants to take you out of there. How much? How much would I have to pay you to go home with A10? Dude, come on. 48:41 Speaker 3 That's not happening. 48:43 Speaker 1 $1,000,000 Mark. 48:45 Speaker 3 Nope. 48:46 Speaker 1 $10 million. 48:49 Speaker 3 No. 48:50 Speaker 2 Heck of money a. 48:51 Speaker 1 $100 million to go home with a 10? 48:51 Speaker 1 $100 million to go home with a 10? Are you kidding you? 48:55 Speaker 3 Ain't got that money, Chuck. There's. 48:56 Speaker 1 Married guys that are, I know I'm trying to get you in trouble right now. You're not, you're not taking the he's not taking the bait at all. He's like, I don't care if every woman in the world was alive and she was. 49:07 Speaker 3 Dead crazy Mark, he says. No. All right. Last. 49:12 Speaker 1 One last one, and this is my favorite one because I've actually, I've done this. I've actually had a friend that did this. I still feel bad about it today. Brian, I love you. I apologize for what I did to you. So I've told the story a few times when I took my buddy out for his for his bachelor party and we had and we had everybody at the bar autograph his body. 49:33 And it was epic, right? How much to have everybody there Not only, not only autograph your poster, autograph you, Dude, that would be the craziest picture we've ever gotten with us and you and you're completely covered in autographs. 49:50 Speaker 3 Not no, I'm not doing nothing on the face, no. 49:53 Speaker 1 You don't got to do the face, we do your back and your belly and stuff talk. 49:56 Speaker 2 About your real face. 49:58 Speaker 3 No, they're not going. Nothing on the real face. 50:00 Speaker 1 What about? What about? What about just like Sharpie where nobody can see because you can cover it with clothes? Think about, think about the children of leukemia, Mark. 50:13 Speaker 3 Wait, what? I'm not thinking about children of leukemia. I'm thinking about wait. Does wait. 50:19 Speaker 1 Every time somebody autographs you, they got to pay a dollar. Anybody that autographs you got to pay a dollar. 50:24 Speaker 3 A dollar to what? Right on e-mail or to me. 50:27 Speaker 2 Where are you? 50:28 Speaker 3 Give me or me. Oh, you know what? 50:30 Speaker 1 I like how Mark's like, I mean, I care about cancer, but I would. 50:34 Speaker 3 Really. Don't. No, no, wait, wait, wait. 50:35 Speaker 1 You know what, Mark, for this one, we're going to give you the money. All the dollars go to you for your birthday. 50:42 Speaker 3 Well, I say we just put it in for me for the running for the the trip. 50:48 Speaker 1 What? Oh, OK, so you're saying that if we let if we have everybody autograph you, for every 20 autographs you get, we give you a raffle ticket? Is that what you're saying? 50:58 Speaker 3 I I I say for every 10. 51:01 Speaker 1 No, Brandon, I don't know, man, I don't know 'cause he can get a lot of, he can, he can get a lot of autographs. 51:06 Speaker 3 I think I got a lot of backspace. 51:08 Speaker 1 I think 20s fair because they're $20 apiece. 51:11 Speaker 3 And it's my body, my voice. 51:16 Speaker 1 All I can see is all I can see is he's going to have this one waxed spot on his. 51:20 Speaker 3 Chest and it's going to be bleeding. 51:22 Speaker 1 A little bit and Will and Will. Turpin's going to be like, I want that, you know what I mean? He's just going to autograph that bald spot right there because you know how hard it's going to be to autograph his. 51:30 Speaker 3 Hair. No, I want, hey, I want Will Turpin the the least Mark right there. OK, OK, I'll tell. I'll never wash it. 51:44 Speaker 1 OK, you're telling me we're going to we're going to get autographs on your body. 51:48 Speaker 3 Possibly. We'll, we'll, we'll discuss it Saturday. 51:51 Speaker 1 Oh dude, this this thing is turning up man. 51:53 Speaker 3 But hey, if I do this, this ain't my last episode. 51:57 Speaker 1 Oh, I didn't even, you know. 51:59 Speaker 3 What's fun now I know Brandon. 52:00 Speaker 1 You know what's funny is we didn't even use. We forgot about that. We had that as our bargaining tool this whole time. Dang it. OK, yeah, you got us. If you do all this, then it's not your last episode. 52:12 Speaker 3 And we'll just do one wax strip. 52:14 Speaker 1 Down the middle, one wax strip down the middle. 52:17 Speaker 3 I've been waxed before. It is the most horrible thing ever. 52:22 Speaker 1 And one wax. 52:22 Speaker 3 And I did it on the sides. The woman's like I wax. Yeah, guys, assholes and taints. And they don't scream like you did when my buddy's over in the background cracking up and videoing it. 52:35 Speaker 2 How was the wow video? 52:36 Speaker 3 Somewhere. What's that, Brandon? 52:39 Speaker 2 I must have waxed off your eyebrows, no? 52:41 Speaker 1 No like that. No, dude. 52:41 Speaker 1 No like that. No, dude. What if it was OK? Wait, no, no brand. Let's let's, let's just, let's just explore this Mark. 52:48 Speaker 3 No, you said what? No, we we agreed there. 52:50 Speaker 1 I know, but now, now we could raise more money for leukemia. So what if $500 per eyebrow? No. 52:56 Speaker 2 Oh that's a good one. I know some people that pay that. 52:59 Speaker 1 No, Mark, we can raise 1000. 53:02 Speaker 3 I can't look like a fucking freak at work, dude. I go into people's homes and. 53:08 Speaker 1 What if we just do one people like caught on fire or something? You have You're in a fire 1. 53:14 Speaker 2 Tell me it was a Caterpillar. It turned into a butterfly. 53:16 Speaker 3 No. 53:20 Speaker 1 No. So you wouldn't do it for five, $1000? Not my eyebrows. Really, Brandon, would you? Would you let somebody wax your eyebrows for $1000 per eyebrow? 53:29 Speaker 3 53:29 Speaker 3 They don't grow back right away. 53:33 Speaker 2 Yeah, I don't. I don't, you know, I don't really talk to a lot of people. I just talk to the Internet. That's about it. Yeah. All right. 53:38 Speaker 3 I, I, I don't know. They don't grow back. I hope you choke over there, Chuck. 53:45 Speaker 1 I know my my throat's still hurting. So. So what I'm getting is you're giving us the one strip down the middle for $200 and. 53:54 Speaker 3 Possibly, possibly people sign. 53:57 Speaker 1 Your body. And then lastly, because we're running short on time here, Mark, last thing I got to hear if you could just let everybody know the rules and regulations for the poster that you're bringing to have signed by everybody at the. 54:08 New Realm Brewery Promotion and Last-Minute Event Reminders Party. So wait, just did you mention what Ashley told you to mention about New Realm Brewery? 54:14 Speaker 1 That's another reason why I won't. That is another reason I wanted to have you on this episode, Mark. As the producer of this show, it is your responsibility to break it down for everybody. This is a request from New Realm Brewing. Ashley, the manager, pointed it out to our lovely producer who is really good at producer. 54:30 Go ahead all. 54:32 Speaker 3 Right. So she just wanted to make sure everybody knows that New Realm can host social and corporate events up to 100 guests with a rooftop access plus indoor and outdoor spaces for any of your needs. For corporate events, private events, everything else, just reach out to New Room Brewery and they will host your next event. 54:53 Speaker 2 Did you say up to 100 people? 54:55 Speaker 3 No 1000 guests. 54:56 Speaker 1 You said a hundred a. 54:58 Speaker 2 100. 54:59 Speaker 3 People, what about that? Hey, at least I mentioned it. I sent it to you last night. You didn't say nothing on the damn. 55:06 Speaker 1 Box I like. I like how Mark's like New Realm can host four people and they can do it in the parking lot and they can do it every Tuesday from 55:23 Speaker 3 On Well, no, but Ashley Ashley says she'll come on to podcast on Sunday if she's there. If not, the general manager will come on and talk about it as well. 55:32 Speaker 1 Yeah, man, we're going to have some rapid fire, right, Brandon? We're just going to be kind of bringing people on 5 minutes at a time, get everybody out what they need to talk about. Mark obviously will not come on because he's coming on now and he's going to be a very busy man getting whacked. 55:43 Speaker 3 No, y'all gotta come on on Sunday too, you said. 55:46 Speaker 1 This is the last. 55:47 Speaker 3 Time. It ain't everything going on. Nope, you already said I am going to be there Sunday talking. 55:53 Speaker 1 OK, we'll let the Internet decide. If you guys want to hear Mark, guys want to hear from Mark, please put it in the comments. Put it on social media. 56:00 Speaker 3 You know what, I don't care who marks anything of this up because it doesn't matter on that one, you know? I just don't want just sign your name anywhere. It doesn't matter. 56:11 Speaker 1 What about drawings? What about drawings of male genitalia all over? 56:15 Speaker 2 It that's how we're going. 56:16 Speaker 3 To do we don't need no male genitalia on it. But this one, this one, I'm going to get everybody. I'm going to get you, Chuck. You know what he's. 56:26 Speaker 2 Going to do. 56:27 Speaker 3 Mike's got Germany and all the band members, you know everybody who's in. 56:31 Speaker 2 Mark's going to show it with a red Sharpie and we're not going to be able to see anything on that damn thing. But I was like, everybody signed it, but I don't see anything. But it's all in there. I just had a red Sharpie on red paper. I just. 56:43 Speaker 3 Think you guys are stupid? 56:47 Speaker 1 All right, Mark, before you get out of here, man, do you have anything for everybody? Anything else you want to add? Anything else you want to say as other than goodbye 'cause you know, like last episode dude. Unless. 56:55 Speaker 3 You then none of the waxing's happening. Then I, I, hey, that's your guys's choice, Brandon. 57:04 Speaker 1 You make the call here, man, how how important is the waxing to you? It's. 57:07 Speaker 2 Very important. We'll have you on after we have you on the next time. Then we got to wax your nuts. Someone's got to wax your nuts. 57:17 Speaker 3 I don't know. 57:18 Speaker 2 But come on again, from now on out, we got to wax you one time, make a video, and all the proceeds go to the West Foundation Leukemia Research. 57:24 Speaker 3 Yeah, but I get the tickets to go in for the the trip to Mexico for that, any of the money that goes in and I get tickets. 57:31 Speaker 2 For it I will send you to Mexico if you let us do like 10 videos of just wax in every part of. 57:37 Speaker 3 Shit. Yeah, but who's going to go with me? Because Chrissy ain't going to go. She ain't going to. She don't have a passport. 57:44 Speaker 1 Well, we know you're not going to go with a single girl. 57:46 Speaker 3 No. 57:48 Speaker 2 Find someone else that just got freshly waxed at the airport. It'll all be all red. Do you want we'll find someone else to wax and send them down there with you? So Mark, do you have anything about what do you want to tell people before they get to the event? This is the last time we're talking to everybody before we head on out there. So just give your auto words and let everybody know what they need to know. 58:05 Speaker 3 Well, get there at 58:25 And Will Turpin, I hear he's going to do a couple songs and just drink and play cornhole. So I hope everybody has a good time and I can't wait. 58:36 Speaker 2 To wait, Mark. That's good, man. I I love that re up, dude. We'll see you Sunday, man. Appreciate it. All right. 58:41 Speaker 1 Guys, see you Mark, dude. So I'm just going to say this. We so excited. We are 1000%. So the the wax scene, in case somebody's wondering, because we've now got that lockdown, it's happening at 58:57 I know that we are done. My band's done it too and the Duncan brothers will be coming on after me. That sounds like a perfect. 59:04 Speaker 2 That's the intermission right there and we're going to go. We're going to go from neck up here down to belly button. 59:10 Speaker 3 Wham but. 59:11 Speaker 1 Yeah, or what I was thinking is, is maybe once she gets it on him, because his shirt will have to be off me and you will both have a slab of like pre ready wax in our hand and we'll both just slap him on his nipples, you know what I mean? So so now, now he's got to just leave them on the entire day because he can't get them off because if he I think when you get home, you can shower and they'll just come off. 59:38 But we got at least stick them on and then he's just got to walk around the entire day with waxy nipples. You know what I mean? Like that's funny, you know, So I, you know what, I guarantee there's going to be some person out there that's like Chuck and Brandon are mean. They're waxing Mark. He wants it. OK, He likes it, all right. 59:54 That's why he works with us. We love him. Yeah. He went. Yeah. 59:57 Speaker 2 You know, he, it's, it's like a cat. You know when you see people like petting a cat too hard and they're like, oh, you're hurting the poor thing. Like it can run away if it wanted to, but it doesn't. 1:00:05 Speaker 1 OK, it likes. 1:00:06 Speaker 2 It it likes it so everything's OK all right. If you have a problem with it, take it up with our HR department, which is Chuck. So yeah, yeah all right guys, we appreciate it. Like I said that we will see y'all all about Sunday, New Rome Brewing. We're going to be there about 1:00:22 It's going to be a long fucking day. But we don't kick shit off till 12. I'm not going to be in good mood till about 12 anyway, so I'm not going to be talking. I'm going to be grouchy and what do we think about this over here? I'm like yeah, sounds good. I'm going to be drinking ready. I got to get warmed up. But yeah, besides that, it's going to be a fun time. 1:00:38 Like I said, we got a lot of bands out there. We got random Instagram pages promoting it. I don't know how they got the information, but they do. So I guess maybe New Rome put put it out, I don't know. But it's going to be a great time. We appreciate it. Cannot wait to see it. Our second event is going to be bigger than the last and we'll let you know the next one next week. 1:00:54 All right, Chuck, you got anything before we get on out of here? 1:00:56 Speaker 1 Any nurses make sure you bring some tourniquets. 1:00:56 Speaker 1 Any nurses make sure you bring some tourniquets. I don't know how bad this waxing is going to. 1:01:00 Speaker 2 Get. Yeah. All right. Sounds good. All right. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye. Sunday, actually.