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2026-01-02
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Transcript Chapters This transcript was generated automatically. Its accuracy may vary. 0:19 Wild New Year's: Bottle Rockets and Gas Station Beer 2nd day of the year already man, I looked down there at the computer and said 2026. I was like, holy shit, we'd have made it another year. I feel like this this past year flew by, but we did a lot of shit and got a lot of shit done and. 0:29 Speaker 3 Moved around a lot. 0:30 Speaker 2 But my name is Brandon Thrasher. It's the Daily Dose Show. Over there is Chuck Iron Fist. How you doing? 0:34 Speaker 1 I'm just glad to have you back, little buddy. Yeah. 0:36 Speaker 2 I don't remember anything from whatever episode that was. I was completely blacked out. I know Brock came on and you damn spilled beans about something. I had to go edit it. I'm like, what the fuck's going on here? So. 0:45 Speaker 1 Yeah dude, it was so bad. It, I mean, I take that back. It wasn't bad. I mean, it was a great episode because you just came in and you came in hot on a couple lines that were just like sound bites, right? Like you're just throwing out those sound bites. But I told Megan, I said like we were driving back from Tampa and I'm sorry. 1:00 in the morning this morning, I get up, go take a shower. And now granted, I, I, I was smart enough. You have to sleep naked because if you sleep with any clothes on, they get in your clothes and that's how you transport them, right? But if you sleep naked, you can boil yourself the next morning. 1:03 Well, the, the casino because we stayed the night and all that. And and she goes, she's like listening to it. She goes, dude, how did you talk that long? I said, I know, I said it was like the hardest thing because if you dude, when you're doing this, it's a give and take, man. 1:19 It's a give and take and you were taking you were a taker last episode. So this episode I'm taking go. 1:26 Speaker 2 Yeah, I did not care. I was like, it's fucking not. I really was hoping I'd die, but somehow, sadly, I woke up this morning and I'm like, oh, I'm still alive. What the fuck? So got that, got through that. No, it was a great. We didn't. No one died on New Year's Eve. We shot some bottle not bottle rockets roaming candles at each other. 1:42 That was fun. I got August right in the Dick on one of those. I got a video of it too. That's fucking hilarious. He got lit the fuck up. Some were bouncing off his head and everything, but everyone still got their eyes and we still got our fingers and everything. And August started shooting them at the girls and they all got upset and went to the backyard and started playing with the sparklers. 2:00 They're kind of, they're the long sparklers too. I tried to join in, but my sparkler like was like droopy. I didn't want to, didn't want to get lit. And I was like, what the fuck's going on here? So we did that. We hung out New Year's. They said. I think we got home at like one Ubered up to the gas station at 2:00 in the morning. 2:15 The fucker up there is like. 2:16 Speaker 3 We're not selling beer. 2:18 Speaker 2 All right, you fucking bitch, you little fag. All right, what the fuck's wrong with you? You can't sell us some beer saying New Year's Eve. Give us a fucking help us out, brother. First day of the year. You want to be a bitch right off the bat? OK, I'll remember that because I've seen you. I see you all the time in there, Mr. BP man. All right, doesn't. 2:30. 2:31 Speaker 1 Doesn't alcohol sales stop at 2:34 Speaker 2 2:36 Speaker 1 Oh that sucks. Unless you're in Atlanta and he wouldn't do it. 2:39 Speaker 2 He wouldn't do that little bastard. So came back home, scrounge at whatever alcohol we did have. Drank that. I passed out in the chair upstairs. Woke up at 10. I'm like what the fuck is going on? I had too many snacks the night before. I threw all those up and the heat's been running so but we don't have our our drain line for our AC, which is just the drill through my basement door and just leaks out. 2:58 The back hadn't been on for a while so it hadn't washed away the throw UPS. It's just kind of sitting there baking the sun back there. But it was mainly just bread and a lot of chips. And yeah, because I really wanted alcohol but I couldn't get any. So ended up having to just drink. No, I just eat food, I mean. 3:14 Speaker 1 I really appreciate the mental or the the the visual that you just gave us. 3:17 Speaker 2 Well, I'm going to take a picture real quick if you want to see. No, that's good. 3:20 Speaker 1 I was going to, I'm going to show you a picture right now. 3:23 Seffler Inn Horror: Bed Bugs and Smashed Alarm Clocks Oh, dude, dude. So remember I told you I booked the hotel because me and Megan, we were going to stay at Seminole Hard Rock. It was $500.00 for the night. And I was like, there's got to be something cheaper. So I found the Cephlerin. OK, now before you give me any crap, the Seth Lauren was $94.00 all right? 3:41 Speaker 2 I was like, you get you get the room and you get a free rape like you get raped in the pot there I. 3:46 Speaker 1 Was a little concerned, but we get there and it it used to be a country inn and suites, but they took off the country inn. So now it just says suites all right, whatever. And so we get in there we check in first first sign that we probably shouldn't be there was the guy behind the front desk and what Orner he's like, hello, welcome to this at the inn. 4:11 Hello mayor take care auntie. And I'm like, oh, dude like this is not good, you know, because he was just a weird dude and so I give it to him. He runs he runs my card. And now mind you, me and Megan have to be at the casino because we were, well, when we were going to gamble 2, I wanted to go to Hard Rock Cafe and eat my cowboy steak at 4:32 And I, I just, I've always wanted to just be sitting there eating the biggest steak I can find going into the new year. And so I'm on a time crunch here, right? And I'm like Megan, we got to get in, get showered, get dressed, go to the casino. So we get into the room. Dude, this is crazy. 4:48 So look at these photos. So this is the first photo. This is our living room. Now mind you, if you've ever been to Embassy Suites or a any type of suite, you probably know what's supposed to be here. 5:00 PM, New Realm Brewing on the Beltline. It's going to be fucking awesome. It's going to be great. Distinct Grace is playing Duncan Brothers Band, Danny Allen and the Vagabonds Will Turpin from Collective Soul. We'll come do a few songs, hang out with us. Did you do Nate's going to be there, maybe Southside Steve, I don't know. 5:03 Speaker 2 Like couch or something like that maybe? 5:04 Speaker 1 You would think there would be something, right? A couch, a chair, something. That's Megan sitting on our couch. 5:10 Speaker 2 When I say at first I didn't realize that was Megan, I thought we first walked in there just like a random woman or a sex doll there for you. 5:15 Speaker 1 No, Nope. It was definitely Megan. Now. This was our alarm clock. This is the alarm clock in the room. 5:20 Speaker 2 Oh, classic. Yeah. Throwback. I like that. 5:23 Speaker 1 Look at, look at the front of it. 5:25 Speaker 2 5:25 Speaker 2 Is it burned out? I can't. It's. 5:27 Speaker 1 Completely smashed. Smashed to pieces. The glass was still on the table from where it was smashed. This is the door in the bathroom on the back. 5:39 Speaker 2 Oh, a bunch of mold and cracked and everything and looks like the basement down here. 5:43 Speaker 1 Yeah, OK. And then this is the shower drain. I kid you not, this is the way we found it. I did not do this. 5:52 Speaker 2 Where's the explosive diarrhea in it? That's the one. Shit in the shower. Is that what that is? 5:56 Speaker 1 I don't know, dude. 5:59 Speaker 2 I've got a brown liquid for sure. They didn't even clean that motherfucker. 6:00. I was, I was going to leave at 6:01 Speaker 1 It's always good when you find one of these when you first get there. No, it's not yours. Oh, is that like a really long pube hair? It's a really long hair. Really long hair. And then the door that opens the room. Can you tell me what shape the door handle is? 6:17 Speaker 2 Oblong. 6:18 Speaker 1 Because it put a hole right in the door. Dude, this was the worst hotel room I've ever stayed in. And Megan said, hey, I don't want to get bed bugs. And I said Brandon warned me about this, right? Like Brandon had a premonition that we were going to get bedbugs and that we were going to bring them back to our children and our family and my mom and dad would have to burn their house to the ground. 6:35 Right? Exactly. So I get online, I'm like, how do I find bedbugs? And it says, you know, flip the mattress up really, really quick, right? And they'll scatter. Dude, I flipped the mattress like 15 times. Nothing, nothing, nothing, right. 6:51 This morning, because we got in last night at 7:00 in the morning. I know I'm gonna get caught in traffic. But Megan, in all of her wisdom, have you ever done Kroger delivery? 7:00. 7:00 in the morning. I. 7:09 Speaker 2 I think that's it. Then they just turn into like crabs. 7:11 Speaker 1 I don't know what they turn into. I just want them off my body. If I if they were in there, I had to get off my body. So I get in the shower, I'm showering and I see something fall on the the floor like and go in. I'm like, that's not good. So I go in. I'm like searching the sheets again and I find something. 7:28 I don't know what it is. 7:30 Speaker 2 Little dead body. 7:31 Speaker 1 So I take it, I take a picture, I I wake up Megan and she like runs to the shower. She's showering. So the jury is still out if we have bed bugs or not. But I will tell you never stay in the Seffler Inn in Tampa, FL. 7:46 It was bad are. 7:47 Bed Bugs Lead to Lice and Trailer Park Discussions Are you like drunk right now or are you like hiccup in or what's? 7:49 Speaker 1 Going on, I got, I got the hiccups because I'm doing these right here. 7:53 Speaker 2 Vilos. Why the fuck are you on Vilos? I thought you were on Zens. 7:56 Speaker 1 I was, but they were giving. They were giving me hiccups even worse. 7:59 Speaker 2 Are you swallowing it or not? 8:00 Speaker 1 I'm trying to oh, that's. 8:01 Speaker 2 What I give you, the hiccups just got to you got to burn through them, you know, just got to get through it real, real quick. But no, I have a feeling they're going to bring back bed bugs with you. And now you know, your parents here in probably about two weeks are going to have to literally burn their house down more than likely. And they're. 8:12 Speaker 1 Going to be I don't even. How do you get rid of them? I don't know how to get rid of. 8:15 Speaker 2 Them you got to fumigate the whole house. I'm pretty sure you got to, you know, get all the food out there, get all the pets. You got to get everything wrapped up. That's not like you don't want contaminated with fumigation and I've never had someone like I've never known someone that's actually had to fumigate their house, but it seems like a pretty big fucking hassle and then afterward, just like I don't know if I really want to live in there just smells like fucking chemicals or like a fucking veterinarian office or something that's. 8:36 Speaker 1 That dude, have you ever had lice? 8:37 Speaker 2 No, it checked us for school. I love that dude that the lice checking was so relaxing at school. I I wish they'd checked us everyday but they don't do it like once a month. 8:47 Speaker 1 So, so Carter got Carter. One day. Carter's in bed. He was probably 6 or 7. And I'm like putting him to bed. And I look at his head and I just see something move, right? And I'm like, what is that? And I'm like digging in there. And I'm like, Oh my God, dude, he had lice, right? 9:00 and I was like that. That's, that's nine hours and it's an 8 1/2 hour drive with nothing, right? And I'm going, OK, I guess we're leaving at 8. And now I'm like, I guess we're leaving at 9:05 What did he get from school? I guess. Yeah, he got it from school. So I freak out. 9:05 What did he get from school? I guess. Yeah, he got it from school. So I freak out. I tell Megan we take all of his sheets and everything off his bed where you know, you have to wash them on hot and all that, and then we go get all the medicine. And so we get Savannah. Sydney was still, she was probably two or three, yes. 9:22 So she was involved. So we doing a lice treatment on all the kids, right? Like Sid didn't even have any, Neither did Sidney. But we were like, dude, you're getting the lice treatment. And Savannah was horrified. She like she for for weeks, she was like, I can't believe you gave me lice treatment. 9:38 We're like, dude, we had to kill them all. Like I don't like Megan's over there. Yeah, dude, Megan's giving herself one. I'm putting in my beard. I'm like, I don't know what's going to happen. I've never had lice before but dude lice are bad. 9:50 Speaker 2 Yeah, I was. 9:50 Speaker 1 You get them and and then we found out our friend, I don't know if Carter gave it to him or he gave it to Carter, but they had it as well and it. 9:57 Speaker 2 Spread like wildfire. Well, I always remember back in the day, like, you know, the the black kids in the school, they wouldn't have to get it done. And I'm like, why don't they have to get it done? And like black people can't get lice. I'm like, really? They got like a fucking superpower. That's insane. 10:08 Speaker 1 Is that true? 10:08 Speaker 1 Is that true? Yeah. 10:10 Speaker 2 They wouldn't ever check the black kids because the black people can't get lice. 10:13 Speaker 1 Wait a minute. 10:14 Speaker 2 Why can't you get? 10:15 Speaker 1 Up why can't Why can't they get lice though? 10:16 Speaker 2 Because their hair is different than ours, you know that. 10:18 Speaker 1 Well, that doesn't matter. I mean, lice or lice, Yeah, look it up. 10:23 Speaker 2 You're looking that up. 10:24 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, if this is true, this is groundbreaking news. 10:29 Speaker 2 Yeah, it's like one of their, one of their, one of their pros, you know, can't get lost. There's probably something to do when they live in Africa. You know, they're like their hair just like resisted it to lice. And they're like, yeah, we, we can't be having lice. 10:39 Speaker 1 OK you're an idiot. OK I don't know why I listen to you half the time. Like I I actually believed you on this one. It says here yes, black people absolutely can get head lice, though infestations may be less common due to the difficulty lice have gripping coily hair textures. 10:55 But it's a myth that they can't get lice in their hair type, and treatment, while potentially requiring specific methods like thorough combing in sections, is the same for everyone. Yeah, I was wondering about that 'cause I'm like, dude, there's no way these black people in Africa don't have lice. I mean, I've. 11:00 for that fucking game. I wish I just would have slept all the way to fucking 11:11 Speaker 2 11:11 Speaker 2 Never heard a black person having lice. Like I said back in the day, they they would check them, but they would never have them. And then eventually they they had to include the black kids after a while 'cause they were upset. Like, why are you checking my hair? OK, little buddy. All right, we'll fucking deck your hair. 11:23 Speaker 1 Like like Dwayne, come on man. Like you got, you got this much hair on top of your head and it's black. So if you had a lice in your hair, they would see it a mile away, 'cause they're, they're very, they're, I don't want to say they're very white. The eggs are white, but the lice itself looks like a freaking. Honestly, it looks almost like a cicada. 11:30. 11:39 They're big in there long. 11:41 Speaker 2 Damn, you got me. It's in my head now thinking about. 11:42 Speaker 1 It there ain't no way you don't have lice, then you're in living in squalor like you live. Oh, by the way, I don't hate poor people. I don't hate people that live in trailer. I'm getting tired. I'm getting sick and tired of that. OK? 11:55 Speaker 2 Can. 11:55 Speaker 1 You say it 90 per. No I don't. 90% of my family live in trailers. 11:59 Speaker 2 And you don't ever go see them. 12:00 to 12:01 Speaker 1 12:01 Speaker 1 I don't, that's just because I don't want to leave them, but I don't hate them. I just don't have a lot of room. But dude, I lived in a trailer. My first house was a trailer. It was a double wide in Edwards, CA and I lived in a double wide trail. Dude, I love that trailer. I sold it for 23 grand. 12:17 It's one of the nicest houses I ever had. So shut up. You guys are jerks. I always say I hate white or poor people. I don't hate poor people. I don't hate people. I love. Look at Mark. I love Mark. 12:27 Speaker 2 This is 1 exception. Everybody else is poor and white and black. They hate you. Marty don't get near his house, damn it, he's going to shoot you. But no. 12:30? 12:36 Playoff Predictions: Georgia, Ohio State, and Miami So besides that, we had a lot of lot of games so far as of this recording. Oregon just one I believe against Texas Tech. Both teams look sloppy as fuck. I posted something about it and some guys like. 12:49 Speaker 3 You don't know what a defensive game is. 12:51 Speaker 2 12:51 Speaker 2 I'm like, oh, so defensive game means they're fucking missing snaps. They're just fumbling the ball on the snap, They're taking snacks for no fucking reason, They're throwing blatant interceptions. I mean it's just a fucking shitty game all around both teams. I'm glad it was the the early slated game. 13:06 I got up at 13:11 Speaker 1 Yeah, well, that that was bad and we didn't talk about Ohio State and Miami and I'm not, I'm not blowing up. I'm not blowing up Brock on this with his with his prediction. I think he predicted 2410, Ohio State, 90% of America felt that way. And that was ugly. 13:27 That was ugly. So Ohio State sleeping at the wheel. I'm glad to see him go. I know most people say, oh, you're a Big 10 fan, you should always root for the Big 10. OK, Brandon, are you rooting for Alabama? 13:38 Speaker 2 No. 13:39 Speaker 1 There you go. SEC doesn't do it either. 13:40 Speaker 2 I think they're going to win, but I do. I'm not rooting for them. I have a very high suspicion that we they will beat Indiana and it will be it'll be open. It'll be it could be Georgia, Alabama in the fucking national championship would be fucking insane. That'd be wild to do that again for 1/3 time yeah, that'd be insane. 13:56 I. 13:56 Speaker 1 I hate to The premonition is that Miami wins and Carson Beck beats Georgia in the national championship. 14:02 Speaker 2 Oh, I don't see. I don't see. Well, they they couldn't play in the national championship. 14:06 Speaker 1 Why? Who's playing that? Who does Miami play? I thought they played the winner of Oregon in Texas Tech. 14:09 Speaker 2 No, they play the winner of Georgia, Ole Miss and that. And then we would whoever wins that game plays the winner of Oregon, Oregon's playing Alabama or Indiana. So the winner of that game is who would be playing in the national championship. 14:23 Speaker 1 So no matter what Carson Beck, he gets his chance to knock out. 14:26 Speaker 2 George, I don't, you know, the fucking everybody that's had a bye week ever since last year and this year has lost. So that's not the greatest thing. But I think Georgia is just a different fucking team. Kirby's got him. We got Colby Young coming back. We got all our players are healthy, they're good, they're ready to go. So I got confidence end of the night and we're playing Ole Miss. 14:43 That's you know, we don't want to underestimate them because they're lost their fucking coach. But I mean, they played Tulane, you know, they they struggled a little bit with that first quarter, but it'll be interesting to see. But I I think Georgia really wants Miami for sure. They'll let you fuck you. All right, watch this shit. 14:58 Speaker 1 We'll see, man, that those are those are trap games, as Ohio State proves. I will see how that plays out. Hopefully you're right. I wouldn't mind Georgia winning the national championship. I live here, so I kind of have to be like, OK with it. 15:10 Speaker 2 Yeah, but I mean, you start looking at who Ohio State played, they barely beat Texas. They barely, I mean, they they played Indiana, they fucked that up. And then who they lost The Who they're they played Penn State barely beat them, but Penn State turned out to be a fucking shit team anyway. So I don't think, I mean, looking at it back now, Ohio State really didn't play anybody over the and I think I don't even know what the rank of, I think Georgia's rank of schedule was like fucking 6th in the nation, wasn't it? 15:35 Speaker 1 I don't know. I, I know that Ohio State did not play anybody and when they did play people, they struggled. But I mean it, you know, that showed it showed against Miami. So I'm excited about the about the way this plays out now. When does when does the next round take place? Is that in a week? 15:50 Speaker 2 Yeah, the 8th and the 9th. So the the if Georgia goes on, they'll play the 9th and then whoever wins between Alabama and Indiana will be playing the eighth against Oregon. 16:00 Michigan's Heartbreak and Transfer Portal Chaos Now we haven't thought about this. There's, there's no, there's no football on January 11th, right? 16:06 Speaker 2 No, there shouldn't be. 16:07 Speaker 1 So that means we did think about it, we planned it that way because that's how good we are. 16:13 Speaker 2 Yeah, I must say it's there's nothing to go on that Sunday because NFL will be playing on Saturdays anyway, correct, In playoff schedule. So you won't have any football on Sunday? 16:22 Speaker 1 Well, they do. They do Saturday and Sunday. 16:24 Speaker 2 Oh, do they? I thought they just, I thought they switched off Sundays and went just Saturdays for the play offs. But yeah. And then did we talk about did we talk about the Michigan game, Texas, Michigan? Or was that no, we did not talk about that. OK. 16:37 Speaker 1 Heartbreak out I I went and it was beautiful 3/4 I before the game I contacted Brock and I said, hey man, I want to put a bet on Texas to win this thing because you guys know how I roll bet on the team that's playing your team that way at the end you're at least OK, you know what I mean? 16:54 And he said, OK, he said, well, and he showed me the transfer portal, the people that were in the transfer portal for Texas, and it was substantial. It was probably 20 players, but probably 18 of them were backups anyway. And they're just trying to go somewhere where they can play. 17:08 Speaker 2 Before you move on real quick, I saw Iowa State had 47 fucking players in the transfer portal. Their entire team is gone. Like what the fuck do you do? 17:16 Speaker 1 What do you do? 17:17 Speaker 2 I mean, you have nobody now. Everyone's leaving. You don't even have a program. 17:20 Speaker 1 That's a lot and that's why he so he sent it to me and he goes, well, I mean, at this rate, it's going to be the Texas Marching Band playing you guys. I'm like, dude, shut up. Michigan has people in transfer portal 2 like everybody does. But we watched that game and one it was freezing. I I know that the the if you guys watch it on TV, it didn't appear to be that cold. 17:39 It was, it felt like 48 and not one person was ready. It was in Orlando, so nobody was dressed accordingly. And I told Megan, I said, hey, when I get there, I'll I'll buy a sweatshirt. So I get there. I got to show you this because this is funny. I get there and I'm looking for sweatshirts and I'm like, why does nobody have sweatshirts? 17:58 Well, duh, I'm in Florida. So this is the shirt I got Brandon right? 18:03 Speaker 2 Michigan Citrus Bowl. Yep. 18:05 Speaker 1 Long sleeves, the best they could do. It's paper thin and it says Citrus Bowl on it, which they lost. So now what I'm wearing, I'm wearing a Michigan Citrus Bowl shirt from 2025 and everyone's like. And not the year they got their butts kicked by Texas. 18:20 Speaker 2 People like wear they'll they'll wear like a, you know, a Georgia SEC championship game, but they lose that year. Like who the fuck's going to wear this? Like shit that send that shit off to Africa? What are you talking about? 18:30 The Genius Plan: Selling Fleece Blankets at Bowl Games Why would you ever wear that? Like you're just wearing a participation trophy And then it reminds everybody, like. 18:34 Speaker 3 Oh yeah, I'm really lost. 18:35 Speaker 2 That year to Texas when they had like nobody playing. 18:38 Speaker 1 Yeah, I just got it because I was cold. But I did say to Megan, I said if somebody was smart, you get these bowl games, dude. This is what we need to do every year, Brandon. We need to get online and buy like 100 fleece blankets for teams, right? 18:55 Once we know who has made the Bulls and we figure out, OK, where's the locations, that's going to be hitting some cold weather and we go and we sell them for $100 a piece. We only pay 10 bucks for them right? Because they're cheap. 19:08 Speaker 2 We do that in Atlanta next on January 9th. 19:13 Speaker 1 And we can buy the fleeces, the blankets, and then go down there and make a killing. Dude, you sell ten of them, you make 1000 bucks. We could get 40 of them. Fifty of them, they'd be gone like that. Go to the tailgating area and be like, hey, you're selling these for 90 bucks, 100 bucks a piece. 19:30 People will buy it because it's freaking cold. The only thing that kills us about that one is it's indoors. Yeah. 19:35 Speaker 2 You think they're going to have the roof open or not? 19:37 Speaker 1 No, they wouldn't have the roof open. That's that does hurt our chances of selling them and I don't want to be stuck with freaking 50 Alabama fleece blankets. 19:47 Speaker 2 Well, Alabama's not playing in the Peach Bowl anyway. 19:49 Speaker 1 Whatever, dude. You whoever's playing, who's playing, who's playing I'm. 19:52 Speaker 2 Hoping it's Georgia and Miami at this time. 19:52 Speaker 2 Hoping it's Georgia and Miami at this time. If they can beat they can beat Ole Miss tonight, then yeah. 19:59 Speaker 1 Do you want 50 Miami blankets in your basement? 20:02 Speaker 2 No, I don't even think the homeless there in Atlanta would want them either. 20:05 Speaker 1 Everybody. We don't sell. We don't sell like 50 blankets. We just give them to all the homeless people. I want a bunch of homeless Miami fans. 20:16 Michael Irvin's Sideline Antics and NFL Media Training Oh man, but yeah, the Michigan, I mean, after Bryce Underwood threw that last interception, I mean, he was just off dude. He was just throwing it way out of bounds. Like he was just scared to get another pick. He's like, man, I'm trying to save my job for next year. I can't get another 4 picks in this game. They're. 20:30 Speaker 3 Going to be like, oh, maybe we're going to. 20:31 Speaker 2 Go with somebody else over here. But that game, and then with the Miami games, you see him showing Michael Irvin like every chance they could get. 20:39 Speaker 1 So I know a lot of people are saying online that Michael Irvin is not using cocaine, but I will tell you, and you heard it here first, that man is 100% on the powder. There's no way he's not he, the way he acts, the things he was doing, the things he was saying. 20:56 Now, Ray Lewis was a little bit much on the sideline, but he was nowhere near Michael Irvin's energy. And what Irvin and and you, I think Irvin's what? He's probably 60. 21:09 Speaker 2 21:09 Speaker 2 Yeah, I mean, he's up there. He's still in great shape too. Wow. OK, let's run around Miami banging holes. That'll keep you in shape for sure. That's what someone said They're like, dude, they said, they said Michael Irvin's coke plug's about to retire after this Miami College Football Playoff run. Like he's he's getting all the money he fucking needs and it's over with. 21:27 Speaker 1 Yeah, he's, he's 59 years old and, and he's a psychopath. And it was, it was hard to watch because they kept going to him and Ray Lewis on the sideline. What the fuck? And I'm like, why are we like, 1 is a 1 is a known drug? And I'm, I'm, I'm not. I get it, man. 21:43 Like, you can reform you. You can change your life. I get it. You know, I get that. I want you to be good now, whatever. But Michael Irvin is a known drug user. Like he came out and confessed to using cocaine. Ray Lewis, correct me if I'm wrong. Was he not involved in a murder? 21:59 Speaker 2 Yeah, I mean, but that just sums up Miami. And that's what Miami is. Drugs, party, murder. I mean, they're they are the epitome of Miami. You know, they both played at Miami obviously at different times, but I think it's just the epitome of Miami. When you think of Miami, what do you think of fucking foreign chicks? Drugs, cocaine, lots of money, murder and clubs. 22:16 That's what Miami is and they fucking embrace the entire fucking thing. And they are. They are the face of Miami for sure. 22:21 Speaker 1 It's so sad. And I think it's funny. They're rooting like Carson Beck is. He'll make a good play. And Michael, everyone's like, yeah, baby, yeah. And he's like flipping out. I'm going like he really like. Do you really like Carson Beck? Is this is this or is it just the program? Like you? He's just want, he's just got to be a part of it. 22:38 And did you see him doing a stretching or stretching on the sideline? Yeah, that. 22:41 Speaker 2 Was weird. That was definitely coke behavior. He's like leaning over and doing like weird. He's like, I'm surprised he didn't. I mean he was in the fucking white area like where the rest are supposed to be. I'm surprised he didn't get a damn penalty caught on him for running to the ref or something because every time I looked at him, the mother was like almost on the field or he's in the white on the sideline. 22:58 Like dude, you're you're about to cost your team from running into a fucking ref's going to run into your ass. 23:03 Speaker 1 What, what game was it? It might have been Georgia. It was what what happened? It was a guy that was injured, right? 23:12 Speaker 2 Yeah, it was a guy that was on the sideline and we intercepted the fucking ball. I think it was against, was it against Texas or Notre Dame? I can't remember. We intercepted it, ran it back for a touchdown. Fucking idiot got in the way, brought it all the way back. We didn't even get any points off of it. Like what the fuck are you guys doing? So he. 23:27 Speaker 1 Like wasn't even suited up. He like had like his arm in a sling or something. 23:31 Speaker 2 I mean he's probably like practice squad that got hurt like fucking two weeks ago. My elbow feel funny. He just didn't want to fucking. He's like, you know, he's not toughing through it. He's by God, he wants to tackle the fucking ref, you idiot. So, no. But yeah, we'll see. We'll see what happens with that. But yeah. So everything been good down there so far. 23:48 No problems. I was Carter glad he did not have to go sit through the embarrassment of a Michigan loss to Texas. 23:54 Speaker 1 He was texting me and calling me all the way through the third quarter and he was very upset that he was missing the game. And then mysteriously in the fourth quarter, his phone call ceased and there was no more texts. And afterwards, you know, we can get home. We didn't go home till New Year's Day during the late morning. 24:13 And, and I sat him down. I said, hey, man. I said, you know, your mom looked at me all the way up to the third quarter. Megan kept looking at me and going, I feel so bad. Like, look at that little boy over there. Like, Oh my God, yeah. With his father. They're enjoying. Yeah. Like Carter would be here. He's he'd be having so much fun. 24:29 Like, I feel so bad. And then in the fourth quarter, it was Bryce Underwood's like, that was his second interception, and they had to score. I mean, it was at that point, you knew they were down by a touchdown. And she looks at me and she's like, I'm so glad Carter's not here right now. I'm so glad Carter's not here. 24:45 And so when I told him that this morning, he looks at me, he's like, yeah, I'm really glad I didn't go to that. I'm really, I'm really glad 'cause he would have, he, he, he'd have bawled his eyes out. He, he'd admit, 'cause he just, you know, at that age, he just doesn't understand that, you know, sports is you, you got your highs and you got your lows and you got to be able to take both the same, you know, with the same, I guess, feeling and emotion. 25:07 And he doesn't have that. 25:07 And he doesn't have that. And he knows he doesn't have that. And you don't either. You, you, you know what? You and Carter would actually be absolutely terrible to watch sports with. 25:15 Speaker 2 Oh, it's, it's bad. I, I, you know, if Georgia loses, I go to bed, I get pissed off, I burn couches, I shit set shit on fire, you know, and I don't talk to anybody for the rest of the night. That's why I. 25:23 Speaker 1 Don't Do you ever? Do you ever walk away from a game if your team's losing? 25:28 Speaker 2 No, I watch it till the very end and I think about, you know, hanging myself or something, but usually don't, usually don't. So which is really bad that Mark gave me that noose, you know, But I'm watching over my dad's and there's no nooses over there, so we should be OK. 25:40 Speaker 1 Yeah, I I think you'll be all right. I think he's just he's he's going to grow into it eventually. He'll figure it out that, you know, your team can't always win. And I mean, but until then, we are buying them tickets to go see Michigan versus University of Texas El Paso next year. It's a big house and they. 25:56 Speaker 2 Don't get fucking murdered out. 25:57 Speaker 1 There, Oh my God, could you imagine if Michigan won Michigan to? 26:01 Speaker 2 Watch the game and then you got to drive back fucking 12 hours, 15 hours, whatever it is. 26:06 Speaker 1 He, he, he would never watch football again. So yeah, we're doing that. 26:10 The Stress of Kroger Delivery and Parental Rules But no, we're leaving. 26:10 The Stress of Kroger Delivery and Parental Rules But no, we're leaving. We're leaving in the morning. So at the time of this being released, we'll be on the road. We're heading back to Georgia early, probably like 26:26 Speaker 2 No, I sometimes I use what's it called? Not Grubhub. Maybe it is Grubhub. Sometimes I use that to get Publix delivered OK. 26:34 Speaker 1 So, so it's the same type of thing, but what you can do is you can schedule it 24 hours in advance or day and 1/2 in advance or two days in advance, whatever. And what drive dude, it, it drives me bananas because what she'll do is she'll get on the day before we leave somewhere like Pennsylvania or Florida and she'll do her entire order and then she'll set it for delivery at the exact time in theory, we should be home. 26:59 And I, I'm like Megan, why? Why wouldn't you schedule it for like 3 hours after we get home And she goes, I want it waiting on me when I get there. How's that even now? What if we're not? What if something happens and we get caught in traffic and you got all these groceries sitting out in 60° weather, you know, like how long are they going to stay good? 27:15 She's like, you better just make sure you're there on time. 27:18 Speaker 2 Oh, you get home, everything's fucking ruined. They put it in dry ice though, right? 27:21 Speaker 1 No, Well, no, they just deliver it because it's your time. You set the time, you tell them what time to get it there. And most human beings, logical human beings would say, I'll be there, right. Well, we have to schedule 8 1/2 hours in advance. And now I'm going, what time's the delivery? 27:38 She said 27:53 Speaker 2 Because you got to take breaks and get food and you know. 27:55 Speaker 1 Yeah, dude, I got freaking all these kids and a dog and it's a lot, but I just got to make sure I'm there for a freaking stupid Kroger delivery. Dumbest thing I've and we get to choose the time. What am I doing? 28:05 Speaker 2 Krogers like Connie in like ETA 27 minutes. 28:09 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. And I'm and I'm freaking down by McDonough like, yeah, we'll. 28:12 Speaker 3 Be there, we'll be there. 28:13 Speaker 1 Big Bird, we'll be we're. 28:18 Speaker 2 That's funny. So if you listen to us, you're on iHeartRadio podcast or Spotify, be sure to release a five star of you and a follow up. 28:24 Patreon, YouTube, and the New Realm Brewing Event We really appreciate it helps out a good bit and y'all keep doing it. We also got the Patreon down below. He's out for paid advertising for the show and for doom that scary hookers, heroine and prostitutes. We got the YouTube channel also putting all the full length episodes up there. I know it's been weird the past couple weeks. Everyone's traveling. We're on weird schedules too. That's terrible. 28:39 But once we settle back into the New Years, just 1000 of you go over there and watch 4 episodes and we get monetized over there. And then we'll hire an editor to edit out all the cuss words and bad shit. And we leave in all the stuff about Chuck saying he hates the pores and the, you know, people like that. Because I I think YouTube's cool with that, just not the splurs. 28:55 Speaker 1 True and. 28:56 Speaker 2 Then we also got our big event coming up January 11th, 29:11 Like I said, it's hard to get a hold of him, figure out what he's doing. And it's going to be a fun time. We got food, drinks going to be packed out. Maybe we'll have nice weather. I mean, we're coming up in like 9 days away. So go and put on your calendar, be sure to, you know, get a babysitter, whatever the fuck you got to do to get out there or bring the kids, I don't care. 29:29 I mean it's a it's a brewery so technically you can get drunk with your kids there and not feel bad about it. It's going to be a good time. We're doing the giveaways. I think we got 1-2 more giveaways leading up to the event through W foundation or verified home services. And then at the event, the big giveaway is a 7 day trip down to Mexico, airfare, lodging paid for. 29:47 You got tour guide too, that'd be digidoo Nate. We appreciate the people to help us get there. It's Jose Epon in Stockbridge, go check him out. We got verified home services and we've got old Digidoo Nate with Hanson hiatus. Like I said, he's going to be showing you around. It's going to be a great time. 30:03 And Foundation is also giving away a gun. I said if you're a felon, just don't tell us. Just get it and leave. All right? We don't have anything to do with that. Yeah, I think to add that. 30:12 Speaker 1 I will be at the venue at some point this weekend and I was gonna reach out to you and see if you wanted to join me. Cuz I'm really worried we're going to show up that day and they're going to be like what? You just have an event here. And I'm like what? Because we have, we booked this thing and we've not heard from it. 30:27 It's been crickets, which I think is a good thing because remember when we, when we booked Pontoon and I love Pontoon Brewing. I think they were great. They were very hospital, hospital hospitable to us. They were great, right, Dude, they were communicating. Do you remember that? 30:42 We had to do a we had to do a, not an interview, but a meeting, Yeah. And it was they. 30:47 Speaker 2 Cut down our Midget idea. 30:48 Speaker 1 30:48 Speaker 1 Oh, my God, the Midget idea was so cut down. I mean, they were very not happy about that. And then we found out when when you we looked her up on social media that she had a rainbow flag behind her. And you were like, that makes sense, you know? Yeah. 31:00 Speaker 2 But I thought those people were like all inclusive. You know, they can't bring the midgets. What the fuck? 31:03 Speaker 1 That's not true. They're only inclusive with about the LGBTQ community, the gays, they. 31:08 Speaker 2 Like the KKK of gays. 31:12 Speaker 1 But I do know, I don't know about that, but I do know they do not like little people. They were very, very upset about the little people idea. So we're not doing little people there. But see new realm complete opposite. You know, they were like, well, what do you want to do? We could have said, yeah, we're we're we're going to light somebody on fire at the end of the night. 31:28 You know, it's just we'll just do it as a gag. Brandon's going to light himself on fire and they'd be like, that sounds good. Just make sure it's under 500 people and people get here early to park so crazy. So I'm going to show up this weekend. I'm going to do a little Recon. I'm going to look at the place, make sure I know where the stage is going to be set up, make sure everything's going to be good, make sure there's no hang ups. 31:46 And then dude, one week away. 31:48 Speaker 2 31:48 Speaker 2 We talk about Saturday, You're going up there. 31:50 Speaker 1 I don't know. I'll text you, I'll text you options and if you want to meet me you can. That way I can bring your sign to you. 31:56 Speaker 2 I thought the sign was getting delivered here. What are you talking? 31:59 Speaker 1 About dude, I have the sign at my house. You know this, I told you this before I left, that it got delivered the day before I left. And you said, can you meet me off 85? And I said I'm going down 75. You meet me and you said I'm not driving all the way over there at 32:12 Speaker 2 Remember that? Yeah. But I thought for some reason, I thought it was still coming here. I thought you changed the address but OK. 32:16 Speaker 1 I got it. So I'll but I'll we'll talk we'll talk about maybe meeting up this weekend and and getting that to you and we can go look at the venue together and do all that because everybody's good. I've been reaching out to all the talent. Hey, guys, you still good because I'm dude. I get I get a little nervous, you know what I mean? Like, could you imagine, Danny's like January 11th, 2026? 32:34 I thought you meant January 11th, 2020. Seventh. You know, I'm like, Oh my God, 'cause that would just suck. But I have got Dan. Me and Danny were talking all day, this all morning and, and he's confirmed everything. We're good to go. His hotel's taken care of. He knows where he's staying and maybe we'll release that information too. 32:50 We'll tell people where he's staying that way that you guys can welcome him when he gets there. That'd be cool. 32:55 Speaker 2 So, OK, cool. But I say it's going to be great. It's going to be fun time. I'm ready for it. I'm ready to do it and then kind of get back into the groove of things. But it's going to be awesome. All right, cool. 33:05 Speaker 3 We're going to get into Dos Saddam news. 33:08 Speaker 1 That's your Daily 33:31 Scott Van Pelt's Live Reaction to Gay Couples on ESPN you know, the previous night, I don't know exactly when you're listening to this, but it was New Year's Eve. They always do the ball drop in New York. And for some reason, I've, I've never know this before, but apparently ESPN also covers the the ball drop and the New Year's Eve thing and Scott Van Pelt was was covering it. 33:48 Have you seen this video? No. 33:50 Speaker 1 But I I love Scott Van Pelt. 33:51 Speaker 2 All right, you're going to love him even more after this video. Here we go. 33:51 Speaker 2 All right, you're going to love him even more after this video. Here we go. Oh, shit. Wrong thing I got to do. I got to do video files. What I got to do? That makes sense. Here we go. 34:06 Speaker 4 Yeah, yeah. Live make outs on Sports Center. Get into it. Oh, what do we? What do we got? We got love in the air. 34:18 Speaker 2 Wow bro. 34:21 Speaker 4 Tony and Mike on kazoos. Who's having a good time? Happy New Year, everybody. 34:27 Speaker 2 So what that was you got you got First off, they start off with an interracial couple just got to AB CS like got to do that, you got to do that. And then and then right after that they're showing 2 gay guys making out. And it was oh God, it's everyone. Every dude has the same reaction. That's disgusting. 34:42 Scott Van Pelt forgot where he was. He was live on fucking air. He was like. 34:46 Speaker 3 What it, what it? 34:46 Speaker 3 What it, what it? Look at that, that love in the air. That's fucking great, isn't it? 34:50 Speaker 2 2 fucking gay guys kissing. That's what America wants to fucking see all the time. He's shoving it down our fucking throats. That's exactly what he was thinking. But he knows the fucking the mouse controls him so he cannot he can't go against the the gayness. I know he wanted to and there's there's no, that's why I was confused. 35:06 I mean, there's there's no room for gayness in sports. You know what I'm saying? Like ESPN, there's there's no sense that there should be anything gay revolving around ESPN. It just doesn't make any sense to me. And Walt Disney would be rolling in his grave right now if he knew what fucking his company has become. 35:21 Speaker 1 OK, so before I get into the gayness thing, that was one of the best recoveries I've ever seen live on air. 35:29 Speaker 2 'Cause it was. 35:29 Speaker 1 It was obvious he went, oh God, what are we doing right? But he went, oh man, love is in the air. 35:39 Speaker 2 First thing he thought it was 2006, not 2026. Where? 35:42 Speaker 3 You'd be like what the fuck is that? 35:43 Speaker 1 Dude, play it one more time before I get into the gayness thing. 35:49 Speaker 4 Yeah, live make outs on Sports Center. Get in. 35:49 Speaker 4 Yeah, live make outs on Sports Center. Get in. Oh, what do we? What do we got? We got love in the air. 35:59 Speaker 2 Oh wow bro. 36:02 Speaker 4 Tony and Mike on kazoos, who's having a good time? 36:08 Speaker 1 He he almost said, what are we doing here? Like he was like, whoa, what are we? What do we got? Love is that dude. That's funny. 36:17 Speaker 2 So you know what to decide. I saw that and I was like, dude, that that's hilarious. I love the fact that he he had the same reaction as every other dude in America is. 36:24 Speaker 1 Like, I mean, yeah, they're all human. We're all dude, there's no way you don't. I mean, come on, I. 36:28 Speaker 2 Had to go to a gay wedding with my ex-girlfriend one time. I had to turn it away. A lot of other people did too, and they killed, yes. 36:33 Speaker 1 No, you didn't. 36:34 Speaker 2 I did. I swear to God, dude, I don't. I don't fucking fuck with that shit. I don't ride with that. 36:38 Speaker 1 You can, you can see you can be friends with people that do that, though. 36:38 Speaker 1 You can, you can see you can be friends with people that do that, though. I mean, haven't you ever had a buddy that dated a like, really ugly girl and you were like, oh God, yeah, but she's got a. 36:48 Speaker 2 Fucking vagina. I mean, it's still disgusting. 36:51 Speaker 1 OK, OK. 36:52 Speaker 2 You know. 36:53 Speaker 1 You know what, I was going to get into the next part of this and I was going to talk about somebody. I was going to tell a story about gayness, but I'm not because I already, because I already know how you're going to react. And I don't want to freaking stir you up with this because I don't want to offend the LGBTQ community who listen to us. 37:10 Speaker 2 Well, they want to continue their adventures and their program. They need to get a little thicker skin. All right. Are they going to be taken down? 37:17 Speaker 1 OK, I'll tell you then. So do you remember the guy? I think, I think he played for the Colts. Do you remember the first openly gay football player in the NFL? 37:26 Speaker 2 I remember hearing about it, but you know, they they don't cover that. Do they try to? 37:29 Speaker 1 Brush. No, dude, no, no. They covered it. They covered it huge like they would. They did a whole pregame story on him. 37:37 Speaker 2 Colts gay guy. 37:38 Speaker 1 Yeah, I well just put in first NFL gay player. Colts gay. I don't. Is it? Is it, is it the Colts? Am I right? 37:44 Speaker 2 You said Colts first gay NFL player Karl Naseeb. Yeah, come on. 20/21 OK I thought this was like forever ago. What was he? Wait. 37:57 Speaker 1 With the first, he's defensive, he's defensive. 37:59 Speaker 2 End right. Yeah, he might be. Apparently, it says, Carl Naseeb was the first active NFL player to come out as gay, while David Cope was the first former NFL player to publicly reveal he was gay in 1975. 38:12 Speaker 1 No, it was the, it was the first active 1. He was active and, and it was this huge thing and they were interviewing him and I'll never forget they were like, so have any of your like teammates came out and expressed any concern about sharing a locker room with you? 38:28 Right. And I, I, I'll never, he was like, absolutely not. They've been nothing but supportive to them, you know? Oh my God. 38:38 Speaker 2 Dude, this this the fucking the the shit the story writes itself. You know what college you went to? 38:43 Speaker 1 Hold on to gay college. It's got to be in San Francis. Is it in California? 38:49 Speaker 2 No. 38:51 Speaker 1 Oh, George said. It's. 38:53 Speaker 2 Going to make so much sense. Penn State, dude, he's one of the guys getting fucked in the locker rooms, OK? The coach turned him gay, dude, What the fuck? I mean that is insane. Dude. That he went to Penn State. When did all that Penn State shit happen? 39:06 Speaker 1 Well, it started back in like 2005 and I think it ended in, I think they finally got Sandusky in 2012 maybe. 39:14 Speaker 2 Sandusky scandal dude. This is about to line up perfectly I bet. I mean this is. 39:21 Speaker 1 2021 Well, I don't know. How long was he in the NFL? Yeah, I guess you would have to find out when he went in the NFL. 39:26 Speaker 2 He's born in 93, so that means he was in College in what? He got drafted in 2016, so he's probably what, 21 at the time? 39:34 Speaker 1 OK, so 2016 So when did Sandusky go to jail? 39:38 Speaker 2 39:38 Speaker 2 I'm trying to figure this out ten years later. Sandusky scandal. Even fewer had any of that November 5th, 2011 grand jury report that the unmasked retired. 39:49 Speaker 1 So Sandusky would have been gone for a year before he got there. 39:53 Speaker 2 I don't think so. I think the timeline lines up about perfect, but that's that's crazy. That's wild. I mean, he he had 128 tackles, 25 1/2 sacks, 4 forced fumbles and one interception. I mean, he was, you know, middle of the pack for sure. But but what were you? 40:09 What's the story behind him? Where, Where? Where? 40:10 Speaker 1 You going my point is when I when I when I watched all this and it was all very 'cause you said like ESPN stays away from all that. That's, I'm, I'm telling you, I watched so many document, not documentaries, but like those behind the behind the sport or behind the football, whatever. Those little like not 30 for 30s, but like 30 for 30. 40:27 And they were talking to this guy and they were interviewing about how, how proud they were and how how brave he was for coming out and how his teammate supports him so much. And guess what happened the next year? Got cut, got cut. Never heard from him again. Gone. Gone. 40:42 Speaker 3 You're making us look bad over here. I can't. 40:44 Speaker 2 40:44 Speaker 2 Hopefully come out and tell. 40:45 Speaker 3 ESPNI don't want no gay guy in my locker room. It's OK I guess. 40:50 Speaker 1 They're they're interviewing the whole team. Brandon's on the team. They're interviewing the whole team. They're like, hey, hey, Henry, what do you, what do you think about this, man? I'm, I'm, I'm a huge supporter of it. You know, I think it's great that I get to shower with him. You know what I mean? I think it's a good thing for the whole, the whole game, you know? All right. Hey, hey, Thomas, what do you, what do you think about it? 41:06 I'll be honest with you, man. I mean, if there's anybody that I want to see next to me naked in the shower, it's him. Like I'm proud to be with him. Brandon, what do you think about showering with him? 41:15 Speaker 3 I'll bet. I guess it's flattering to see this gay guy look at my flaccid cock. But as soon as you start touching it, man, I'm about to shove it down his throat. But he probably gonna like that. I can't be doing that. So I don't know what to do. I don't even want to touch him. What's going on here? I don't know why I'm a black. 41:28 Speaker 2 Guy I don't know I. 41:30 Speaker 1 Don't know why you're black either. I was wondering I'm like why? Why is Brandon doing a black voice, you know? 41:37 Speaker 2 70% of them black in the NF. 41:39 Speaker 1 LSI said Brandon and you're like, man, you know what I mean? Like, wait, what? Like anyway, great Brandon impersonation. 41:46 Speaker 2 The problem with that is you know, the especially with players like that, I mean, they've got their real opinions and but they can't as a football player, they cannot express their true opinions on most things. So they're media trained. They don't want to make the team look bad and you fuck something up, you get fired. I mean, if you say something bad enough in the media, I mean no other team's going to pick you up. 42:03 So you ruin your job. Yeah. That's why you see all the players getting retired and everything. And then they come out and they just do a tell all. They just tell everything that happened, how they feel about this, how they feel about that, because they've got all their fucking money and they get a podcast deal and they just do whatever they want. 42:15 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. And, and to be honest, that would get you by fired immediately if you, I don't care who you are. Aaron Rodgers, well, Aaron Rodgers in his career. Drake May could come out tomorrow and start bashing the LGBT community and I guarantee he'd be out of a job. 42:33 It's there's something you don't mess with dude. That and race. If you start talking racially insensitive like I Morgan Wallin is probably the only celebrity I've ever seen that bounced back from doing something like that. That is not normal though. No, but he but I'm just saying, saying the word, saying the N word will get you. 42:52 You're done. And it's it's ruined so many careers and so have LGBTQ statements ruined so many careers. So when all these NFL players are out there, it's like, what do you want them to say? You know, like, hey, do you do? Would you ever think about making love with a man? And they're like, oh, yeah, yeah, I totally would. 43:09 Yeah. I'd be open to that. You know, like what just happened. Yeah. What just happened? You know, but but they have to, they have to, you know, to say the company line and and be in, you know, be in line with everything. It is sad, but whatever I feel they're paying. 43:23 Speaker 2 Yeah, I'll say Walt Disney needs to fucking be resurrected or something and take back control of his company, but it's bad. 43:29 Speaker 1 I agree. 43:29 Speaker 2 Yeah, see, he knows. He knows Walt Disney's true values too. 43:36 The Strict Rules of Mom's Themed Rooms and Towels Before we move on, what's going on, I've been looking at this in your background. Are these pictures the same size, they're just offset? Or what's going on with these? 43:42 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, they're the exact same size, but they're just offset a little bit, I guess to give it some decorate. I don't, I don't know. I didn't decorate this room, dude. I don't. 43:50 Speaker 2 Know, I feel like when you do something like that, you got to have three like a stairs. 43:53 Speaker 1 Dude, my parents, my parents. So my mom is big on themes. OK, so every room has a theme. So this is the the Surf Room is. 44:02 Speaker 2 That why you had two surf boards back there. 44:04 Speaker 1 So surfboard and like all the decoration is something to do with like the beach. So like you got a lighthouse, right? This right here. It's it's like this is her entire decor in these rooms, right? So she's and she is. And then today I got to be quiet because I will get in so much trouble if my mom do us talking about this. 44:23 So today she pulls the kids in and she goes, we need to have a talk. And she's like obviously frustrated. And I'm like, God, what my kids do, right? My mom goes, do you see all those Christmas towels in the bathroom that are on the towel racks? 44:41 And they go, yeah. And she goes, those are not for use. Those are for looks. And I noticed that ever since you guys have gotten here, those towels are always bunched up and used. And you're going to ruin my Christmas towels. 44:58 And I said, mom, why would you put them out? And she goes, I've had the same ones out for five years and they've lasted because they've only been washed once. And I'm like, good God, like, what are we doing and everything. And so, so dude, she was serious. So she's she's like, dude in her old age. I mean, she is like, like I said, she's got themed rooms. 45:15 You can't, you can't touch a bed. You can't put anything on a bedspread. Like you can't put a suitcase on a bedspread or she will kill you. Dude. I'm telling you, old people are weird, man. So anyway, but yeah, that's the pictures are just palm trees that are offset. And I don't know, I didn't do any of this, but. 45:32 Speaker 2 OK. All right. I'm just wondering, all right. 45:34 Dumb News: Deadly Bar Fire in Crans Montana, Switzerland Up next there that was the dumb news. 45:37 Speaker 2 This is crazy. Around 40 dead and fired at Smith's Alps bar during New Year's celebrations, police say. So this happened in LA constellation bar in Krans, Montana. Montana. Krans Montana, Switzerland. I'm sure that's exactly how you pronounce that shit. 45:53 Speaker 1 Right there, it's in. It's in Switzerland. It's a state called Montana. 45:59 Speaker 2 It's called, it's called Crans Montana Switzerland. Crans Dash Montana. Crans Montana. OK, that's what it says. So 40 people died a massive fire ripped through a bar over 100 or injured at the time. They don't know. 46:14 They don't know what caused it. At the time of this recording. They they listed it as several 10s of people. Like what? Are you fucking retarded? Tell them fucking about 40 people died, not 10s of people. That makes no sense. Maybe it seems like it wasn't that big a deal. It said helicopters, ambulances rushed to the scene. 46:31 I saw some video. I mean, you can't really see anything. The whole bar is just fucking ablaze. But you know this say it's stupid because, you know, you look at us over here and you got all the the laws with the fire Marshall and how many people can be in there and you got to have extras and everything like that. And people always think it's stupid until something like this happens and you got over 150 people that are affected in this fire. 46:51 A shit ton are dying, but what I don't understand is, I mean, was this like a club that's just like fucking packed the fuck out and there's just so many people in there you can't move and they just ended up dying. Like they just trampling each other and they just caught on fire. I just don't understand how that many fucking people die and 100 or injured. 47:08 Like I feel like you see a fire, you're like, let me get the fuck out of here. 47:08 Like I feel like you see a fire, you're like, let me get the fuck out of here. You know it's not it's not going to just fucking engulfs immediately. So I'm just confused on how you let it get this fucking bad. 47:17 Speaker 1 It must have been like a thatched roof or something because they got a lot of weird roofs over that. Roofs, roofs, roofs. Which one roofs, roofs, roofs, roofs is we'll go with roofs. A lot of those roofs are weird. They have like, you know, thatch, you know, they're not the typical shingle things like that. 47:32 But I I will say it's probably really cold out. So I'm guessing Switzerland this time of year 3020° outside. Why do I feel like you have a better chance to survive in a house fire if it's cold out? Is that is that even? 47:47 Speaker 2 Possible like maybe the snow would like melt it, but no, this is the bar right here. I mean, it's like a updated, you know, it's modern. 47:54 Speaker 1 Oh, it was it was like part of like a actual building. Yeah. Oh, that sucks. Yeah, you're going to die because there's no way out of those things. Remember that, that that band, that what was it? New Jersey, where the fire happened at that concert with all the pyrotechnics and killed like 80 people or something. 48:10 I'm probably way off on my my details but it was bad. 48:14 Speaker 2 I don't remember that one, but it's yeah, you're. 48:18 Speaker 1 Killing me because it was. Oh my God, Brandon, you don't remember any of that. 48:24 Speaker 2 No, I don't. 48:24 Speaker 2 No, I don't. Like I said, I don't hear, I don't remember about a lot of fires killing people. 48:28 Speaker 1 It was bad. Concert kills people on fire. All right, so this was the Station Nightclub fire, Is that the one? 48:45 Speaker 2 Nah, that's the gay one that got shot up, wasn't it? Oh, that's Pulse. 48:47 Speaker 1 No. So this, Yeah. The Station nightclub in West Warwick, RI, was the scene of one of the deadliest nightclub fires in history. 100 people were killed. Almost 200 more were injured. The fire was triggered by a pyrotechnic display used in the show featuring the band Great White. 49:04 Yeah. That's what killed everybody. 100 people, dude. 100 people. I am gonna. I will trample you to get out of there. I'm not. 49:14 Speaker 2 Being trampled. I doubt they're all from burns. I think a lot of people probably were trampled to death. 49:19 Speaker 1 Yeah, and you know what caused the one you're talking about in Oh, it is Crans, Montana, but it's CRANS. You know what caused that? Did you read what caused it? 49:26 Speaker 2 Was it like one of the sparkler things? 49:28 Speaker 1 A sparkler placed in a champagne bottle. 49:30 Speaker 2 Yeah, that's what I was saying. When the bottle girls bring that shit out and they got this all sparkly and everything. What they fucking sitting on a damn wool fucking couch? 49:37 Speaker 1 No, they said that the the waitresses were carrying the champagne bottles with the sparklers on them in trays and when they were carrying them through the crowd they raised the tray which caught the ceiling on fire. You fucking idiots. And 40 people died dude. I'd be pissed. 49:52 Speaker 2 You die by a bottle, girl. Good God. That's like the, that's like the easiest fucking job ever. You, you look hot. You carry a bottle out, you hold a sign, you collect a credit card. That's it. I don't know how you fuck that up. I don't know how. Don't light the fucking roof on fire. Good God. 50:05 Speaker 1 What the idiot question is, did she die? 50:08 Speaker 2 Oh, I don't know. The question is, did she drink the champagne on the way out? 50:11 Speaker 1 Yeah, she just grabbed the bottle and was like, my bad, just bounced. 50:14 Speaker 2 Well, this is $1000 bottle of champagne, though. I got to, I got to leave with this for sure. So that's wild. Yeah, I don't know what's probably hell of an insurance payout, but I don't know. Sucks for those people. It's it's Switzerland though, man. They're not the smartest. They're they got the banks. You know that. That's about the only good thing, the skiing and the banks. 50:30 That's the only thing you go to Switzerland for, I'd say. But don't go to the club. You're going to burn alive. 50:34 Speaker 1 And knives and knives. 50:36 Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, Swiss Army knives. Yeah, they're all prepared over there. That's all they got. They all pulled out their knives. But. 50:40 Speaker 3 This thing doesn't have a fire. 50:41 Speaker 1 Experience, right? What the fuck? I got scissors. That's it. 50:47 Chuck's Ethical Dilemmas: Sports Loyalty vs. Money All right, we'll go and get into what the Chuck. What the Chuck? Yeah. You want to Chuck me? Chuck, you real hard. 50:55 Speaker 1 Chuck me, Chuck me, Chuck me, Chuck me. I'm full of Chuck. 51:00 Speaker 2 Oh Chuck, Chuck it real. 51:02 Speaker 1 Good. What the Chuck DJ in vision? All right man, we're crazy into sports this month, right? We got all the things happening, all that. I got 5 questions for you, Brandon. Just want to see where you're at on these things. All right, I'm going to offer you money on most of these so you let me know if you're down #1 would you accept $50,000 a year? 51:23 But none of your currently loved sports teams would ever win a championship. 51:30 Speaker 2 No. Hell no. Fuck no. 51:32 Speaker 1 What, you'd pass up 50 grand just to have a shot? Your teams haven't won anyway. 51:38 Speaker 2 Georgia's won two in the last four. I have, you know, 50% of the past four national championships have been won by Georgia. So yeah, I would definitely turn down 50 grand. I mean, 50 grand. For me to be in misery and sadness for the rest of my life, that's terrible. That's that's. 51:53 Speaker 1 Not you can change the teams you like. 51:56 Speaker 2 See, that's like some kind of weird genie loophole shit. 51:56 Speaker 2 See, that's like some kind of weird genie loophole shit. I don't know. I think the genie knows like what I'm what I'm thinking. 52:03 Speaker 1 All right, that's actually surprising. I thought you'd say yes. I would say yes because none of my teams ever win, so it doesn't matter. So yeah, give me my 50 grand and I'll suffer like I've been suffering and life goes on #2 This is interesting. Would you skydive with no training and just handed an operational shoot in a plane and expect it to figure it out for $200,000? 52:30 It's it's a great shoot. The shoot works great, I promise you that. But you have no training and they just hand you a shoot and you have to figure it out and jump out and successfully skydive and I'll give you 200,000. 52:40 Speaker 2 Yeah, there's not many fucking steps to skydiving. Step one, put on the parachute. Step 2, jump out the fucking plane. Step three, look at your wrist thing and when it says pull, pull the motherfucker. 52:50 Speaker 1 You don't know all that. 52:51 Speaker 2 Dude it's fucking. Have you not seen people skydive? It's very fucking simple. I mean you jump out. The only reason they have you do training is so you don't freak out and die. And then they got to shut down their whole business. If you're forced to jump out of a plane or for 200,000 pretty sure all you got to do. I probably watch a 5 minute YouTube video before. 53:07 Speaker 1 No training. 53:07 Speaker 1 No training. No training. 53:08 Speaker 2 Oh, I mean, what? It's not like I'm disarming a bomb. You're jumping out of a plane. That part's easy, all right? You know how to jump out of a fucking plane. OK, next you know how to look at your wrist and it tells you to pull the fucking cord. You pull the fucking cord. Step three. Do you know where the fucking cord is? 53:24 You pull the cord. Now, if something happens, you got to cut that, cut that one off and pull your back up. It's not that complicated. There's not a lot going on there. 53:31 Speaker 1 I don't know why I envisioned you doing it and just jumping out of the plane and smacking your head on the the wing. Like like just jumping knocked out. 53:40 Speaker 2 All right dude, fucking backwards my dumb ass. Pull the fucking chute while I'm in the plane. 53:45 Speaker 1 It gets caught in the propeller. 53:47 Speaker 2 Everybody's going down. 53:49 Speaker 1 All right, so you're doing it for 200? 53:51 Speaker 2 Yeah. Oh yeah. 53:52 Speaker 1 Man, you're answering these the opposite. 53:52 Speaker 1 Man, you're answering these the opposite. I thought you would. All right #3 if in a position to make an impact on your team, say University of Georgia, you're on the team and your position, you can make an impact. And someone offered you $5,000,000 to accept a bribe, which would cost your team a win. 54:18 Would you accept it? Right now you're making nothing in IL. So if you're on the team, you're making $0.00, but you're on the team, you're a backup holder or you're the holder, right? But you're making nothing in IO money. And I come to you and I go, Brandon, I'll give you $5,000,000 to mess that up and lose this game. 54:36 And you guys are playing like University of New Mexico, you know, whatever. Would you do it? 54:42 Speaker 2 Is it like a championship game or just like a like a like a just a random bullshit game? 54:46 Speaker 1 Just a random game in the season. 54:49 Speaker 2 See honestly losing in the national championship is not as bad as losing like fucking New Mexico in like week 3. I mean that's just pathetic. That's like Alabama losing to FSU week 1 all. 54:59 Speaker 1 Right then, I'll give you Alabama Week 3. 55:02 Speaker 2 Oh fuck no. Hell no. No, I'm not. I'm not sacrificing that. Fuck no. My pride is way more than $5,000,000. And if I do a good job holding, I'm sure they're going to realize that. That holder, he saved the game. They beat Alabama by a field goal and he, he fucking, he held it real good. Let's give him a fucking scholarship. 55:16 Speaker 1 It's an extra point. It's they only let, they only let you hold on extra points because you're not the primary holder, you're the backup holder. So you only, you only hold on extra points. So that's the only chance you got and you're you have a chance to tie the game, to send it to overtime. And this is your $5,000,000 moment. 55:32 No time left on the clock. You're playing a decent team. I'll give you Georgia Tech, OK, Doesn't matter. You guys have went nine and OI. 55:40 Speaker 2 Hate Georgia Tech too? 55:41 Speaker 1 I'm going to give you $5,000,000 to throw this game for all the betters out there. Would you do it? 55:48 Speaker 2 No, I'm good. I can't do that. Couldn't do it. 55:52 Speaker 1 My God, who are you right now? Dude, you're answering all these the opposite way. I totally would. Oh my God, I tackle Bryce Underwood team. 55:59 Speaker 2 Yeah, you have. No, you have no loyalty to your team. 56:02 Speaker 1 56:02 Speaker 1 It's $5,000,000. What are we doing here? 56:05 Speaker 2 Yeah, but if I'm, if I keep on playing college and I'm a good holder, I mean, eventually they're going to you know, but usually the holder, the backup holder is the backup quarterback, so. 56:13 Speaker 1 You're not going anywhere. You're sees that your career is over. You're like a senior and this is your first chance they gave. You're like Rudy, they're like, hey, give retard Brandon a freaking chance because he he never gets to play, you know? And then you're out there and you're like, this is my opportunity, $5,000,000 to throw the game. 56:29 Yeah, but not gonna do it. 56:30 Speaker 2 If I, if I'm playing for Georgia, like I said, I'd be a backup quarterback. That's who their holder is. So I'd be, I gotta be somewhere up there with, you know, profitable all. 56:38 Speaker 1 Right. Well, I I also shouldn't have said the word retard. That was insensitive and I shouldn't have said that. 56:42 Speaker 2 Yeah, see, he hates poor retards, is what he said. If you're poor retarded, he does not like you. 56:48 Speaker 1 None of that's true. All right, Next, if your team was in the national championship game and you had the opportunity, two, this is so bad. Hold on. 57:03 Your team's the national championship game, you have the opportunity to cut the opposing team's brake lines, all right? People are going to be hurt some. Seriously. However, your team's a major underdog in this game, and if they don't make it or players are injured, you're going to win. 57:23 Do you do it? Yes. My God. 57:27 Speaker 2 I mean, the good thing is, I mean, they're all coming on a bus. They got what, 2 buses? So you just gotta cut 2 brake lines and you're good. Can't. They're gonna be all right for the most part. They gonna be banged up and hurt, No? 57:37 Speaker 1 People are getting seriously injured. 57:40 Speaker 2 Like the players? 57:41 Speaker 1 Yeah. Oh yeah. 57:43 Speaker 2 Well, sorry guys, I know you. I watched, you know, I'll be watching the game and I'll be getting heated. I'll be like break it fucking leg in half, break it now break it, break it hard. You know, and I'm sure a lot of if I feel like that, I can't imagine how the players playing feel. I mean they they probably want to break someone's leg if they can. 58:00 Speaker 1 OK, well I'll be honest, you did answer that one the way I thought you would it. 58:06 Speaker 2 Wouldn't cut the brake lines. 58:07 Speaker 1 Congratulations on #4 I wouldn't do that. I don't, I don't think I'd want to do that because then now what? You might win by default, you know. They might just not show up. 58:16 Speaker 2 I got to put someone out there, you know, they'll put the practice squad or somebody just fucking murder them. 58:20 Speaker 1 Like we are Marshall and. 58:22 Speaker 2 They get murdered, they lose 63 like. 58:25 Speaker 3 We got it guys. We can do it and then they. 58:27 Speaker 2 Get blown out 63 to 0, but no, you can't. And the reason y'all were on practice squad and you didn't die on the plane because you weren't traveling with the team because you suck. That's the that's the whole premise of that movie like. 58:38 Speaker 3 Oh, we're the underdog. We're going to come back. 58:40 Speaker 2 Nope, Nope. Yep, fuck. 58:42 Speaker 1 OK. All right. Last one, would you accept, and this is I think, I think I know where you're going to go with this, but would you accept one year of diarrhea every day? But if you do that for 365 days, the following seasons, all of your teams would win a championship, The Braves, the Falcons and the Bulldogs. 59:09 You've got to go through 365 days of explosive diarrhea. Would you do it? 59:13 Speaker 2 Once a day. 59:16 Speaker 1 Yeah, once a day, but you never know where it's going to. 59:19 Speaker 2 59:19 Speaker 2 Hit. Oh, see. Yeah, we had something like this before where I was just. I could just shit on the floor all the time. Had someone pick it up. Remember that? That's when. 59:25 Speaker 1 You were rich, though. You don't. You're not rich in this one. You're just getting your team's championships. 59:29 Speaker 2 Oh, but I will be rich at the very end because I'm going to put a fucking hell of fucking money on the three leg parlay on Falcons Super Bowl, Georgia National Championship and Braves World Series. Fuck yeah dude. Yeah, I'm, I'm diary in my pants every day as I'm I'm going to be a fucking multi millionaire after that year's over. 59:44 Speaker 1 So you're just going to do it for the money and to see your teams win the championship. Oh, that. 59:47 Speaker 2 'D be great. Yeah. I mean, we almost, I say almost. I mean, the Falcons weren't even fucking close. But when Georgia won the national championship and the Braves won the World Series, I mean, that was fucking elated. I mean, I couldn't believe it. That was like the happiest day of my life. 1:00:00 Speaker 1 Well, I'll be honest, you got that one the way I thought you'd go to, so good job. Two out of five, not bad. I don't agree with one through three. I think the Skydiving 1 was the dumbest one. That's where you're going to die. But that's not bad. 1:00:13 Speaker 2 I used to watch Point and Break like once a week back in the day. 1:00:15 Speaker 1 OK, that's a movie I I knew you see, I knew eventually you would bring up a movie. I I knew, I knew you ought to be like I see people fucking. 1:00:23 Speaker 2 Skydive all the time, though, it's not hard. 1:00:24 Speaker 1 I watch skydivers sometimes and it looks really easy. No, it's not. It's incredibly hard. OK. And that's that's not something you just do. You don't just get in a plane. They hand you a parachute. I wouldn't. You know how to put it on? It's a fucking. 1:00:38 Speaker 2 Backpack. 1:00:39 Speaker 1 No, it's not. No, it's not. It's got straps that go through your crotch and everything, so it didn't fly off you. That's the thing. That's what you would think. You'd be like, oh, it's just a backpack. And then you'd pull it, the chute would open, he'd RIP it right off your back, and then you'd just slide through it. 1:00:56 Speaker 2 Says overall easy to try. 1:00:58 Speaker 1 OK, what did you just type in? 1:01:00 Speaker 2 How hard is it to skydive? Skydiving isn't inherently hard in a physically strenuous way, but it's a significant mental challenge, is what it said. You just got to convince yourself to jump out of the fucking plane and got to convince yourself that your parachute's gonna work. But I guess what if it doesn't, you die. And I mean, it's not like whatever. 1:01:16 I mean, you're dead. That's a terrible. 1:01:18 Speaker 1 Way to die falling from the sky. It's like you got, you got like you got like 3 minutes of just. 1:01:27 Speaker 2 It in the sky. 1:01:27 Speaker 1 I I wonder. 1:01:31 Speaker 2 Where it land first to come or your body? 1:01:33 Speaker 1 Your body, 1000. 1:01:35 Speaker 2 Percent. We're looking at it like, what's this white stuff raining down? Is that bird bird shit or what's going on? 1:01:39 Speaker 1 Like all of a sudden, Brandon, like. 1:01:43 Final Thoughts and Listener Appreciation So, all right, cool. Well, I've got to bounce out of here and go watching football. I appreciate y'all listening. If you do get in trouble this weekend or if you are in jail and somehow listen to this, give the Aurora law firm a call. No, you know, no take care of you. Yeah, I think from get on audio. 1:01:57 Speaker 1 No man, enjoy your guys's weekend. I'll be back in my home studio thank God next time Monday. And Brandon I'll see you this weekend. A new realm brewing all. 1:02:05 Speaker 3 Right. Sound good? Go down fucking.