Daily Dose 179- They Stare At Me During The Night - The Daily Dose Show
2025-11-25
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Its accuracy may vary. 0:04 Speaker 1 with the black hole. 0:05 Speaker 1 I have a minute to do it. 0:15 Speaker 1 Tuesday. 0:16 Speaker 1 Right now we have no more transcripts or lawsuits. 0:18 Speaker 1 We're doing pretty good stuff. 0:19 Speaker 1 Our this week is going good. 0:20 Speaker 1 My name is Brandon Thrasher. 0:21 Speaker 1 It's the Daily Dose show. 0:22 Speaker 1 I woke up early this morning actually. 0:24 Speaker 1 So we're recording early. 0:25 Speaker 1 I mean, I normally I'd get up at this time of recording, 0:27 Speaker 1 but I've been up for hours now. 0:29 Speaker 1 Over there we got Chuck iron fish. 0:31 Speaker 1 How you doing over there? 0:32 Speaker 1 Dude, I saw you texted me at nine o'clock and I. 0:37 Speaker 1 Dude, I was I was like, what is going on? 0:39 Speaker 1 I was so scared. 0:40 Speaker 1 I didn't know if I'd slept till noon or if like the world was ending or something crazy happens. 0:47 Speaker 1 So yeah, it's very, it's very good to see. 0:49 Speaker 1 I like this guy. 0:50 Speaker 1 I like, I like Brandon in the morning. 0:52 Speaker 1 Chuck's like, Megan, are we in a different time zone? 0:54 Speaker 1 Like three hours behind somehow? 0:55 Speaker 1 Like did they cut it up middle horizontally now? 0:57 Speaker 1 Do they change? 0:58 Speaker 1 So then we don't know about are we back in London? 1:00 Speaker 1 This is weird. 1:01 Speaker 1 Where are we at? 1:02 Speaker 1 So yeah, I had to, uh, like I said, it's 12 30 right now. 1:05 Speaker 1 We're recording normally. 1:06 Speaker 1 I'm not even a way. 1:07 Speaker 1 I don't really, I've only been awake for about an hour by now. 1:09 Speaker 1 maybe 30 minutes. I might still be sleeping, but I had to drop the machine off at the rental 1:13 Speaker 1 place, uh, the Trencher. So it had to be dropped off by nine. So I'm like, shit, I got to get 1:18 Speaker 1 up, get over there. They charge it like another 150 bucks if you're after nine. I'm like, fuck 1:22 Speaker 1 you. All right. So how to get it there. And, uh, you know, when I'm laying in bed, it's 1:26 Speaker 1 like my, uh, my mind's like fighting with itself. Like, no, you're good. Just keep sleeping. 1:29 Speaker 1 It's okay. It's fine. You got nothing else to do today. But then once I get up and I start 1:32 Speaker 1 moving around, I'm kind of like, I kind of like this being up early. I didn't watch an 1:35 Speaker 1 episode of land man this morning. I watched some NFL news and 1:40 Speaker 1 man, it's about it. It's been hanging around the house all day 1:42 Speaker 1 now. I don't know what I'm doing for the rest of the day though 1:44 Speaker 1 because now I got like eight hours until dark time. 1:48 Speaker 1 So weird to be awake. What I do all the time. So weird to be 1:51 Speaker 1 awake longer than you sleep. I know you're not used to that. 1:54 Speaker 1 You're like, this is crazy. I'm usually awake for eight hours. 1:56 Speaker 1 This time, I don't know. I'm gonna stay up for 13 hours. This 1:59 Speaker 1 is crazy. I will say the speaking of the NFL and all that. So you 2:05 Speaker 1 You know, I'm back in PA right now. 2:06 Speaker 1 So I'm in Pennsylvania and dude, I, 2:10 Speaker 1 fan dual, you know, you know, I crossed the border 2:14 Speaker 1 and fan dual was like, welcome back, you know? 2:17 Speaker 1 Like, it's like they have me on GPS. 2:19 Speaker 1 Like they know when I'm back in legal betting territory, 2:22 Speaker 1 cause I just essentially I fund them, I think. 2:24 Speaker 1 I keep them in business. 2:26 Speaker 1 So they're like, welcome back Chuck. 2:27 Speaker 1 Would you like to play some bets? 2:28 Speaker 1 And I'm like, don't mind if I do, you know what I mean? 2:31 Speaker 1 So I place all these bets yesterday. 2:34 Speaker 1 And I only hit one bet. 2:36 Speaker 1 I hit one bet because I bet on Jameer Gibbs blowing up 2:41 Speaker 1 and having multiple touchdowns, 2:42 Speaker 1 over 200 yards, all purpose yards. 2:44 Speaker 1 And I hit it, hit it great, right? 2:47 Speaker 1 Lost all of my money, 2:49 Speaker 1 won exactly my amount of money that I gambled on that one bet. 2:53 Speaker 1 So now I'm like, okay, like that's a sign from God. 2:55 Speaker 1 I gotta keep going, right? 2:56 Speaker 1 Gotta keep it. 2:57 Speaker 1 You're back even, you're good. 2:58 Speaker 1 Yeah, but we had a, it was a wild Sunday. 3:00 Speaker 1 I mean, surprisingly the Falcons won. 3:02 Speaker 1 I was very shocked to see that. 3:03 Speaker 1 I mean, you know, they come down to like, 3:04 Speaker 1 there's like three minutes left in the fourth 3:06 Speaker 1 and they're up two scores. 3:07 Speaker 1 I'm like, this is not a sealed thing. 3:09 Speaker 1 This is not a sure thing right now. 3:10 Speaker 1 It's the fucking Falcons. 3:11 Speaker 1 They could blow it up at any fucking moment 3:13 Speaker 1 they could lose this shit. 3:14 Speaker 1 But we're up to four and seven, I think. 3:16 Speaker 1 We're fucking rocking, baby. 3:17 Speaker 1 We're going. 3:18 Speaker 1 What did I tell you yesterday when you called me? 3:20 Speaker 1 I don't know. 3:22 Speaker 1 Do we even talk yesterday? 3:24 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 3:26 Speaker 1 I said, dude, I bet on the Saints. 3:28 Speaker 1 Hopefully the Falcons help me out here. 3:30 Speaker 1 Well, that was one of the ones that I lost. 3:32 Speaker 1 So, congratulations. 3:33 Speaker 1 I bet on the Steelers last night, Sunday night football, I bet on the bucks to pull 3:39 Speaker 1 it off against the Rams because dude, the payout was crazy. 3:42 Speaker 1 It was like five times my money. 3:44 Speaker 1 If I had hit that one and I'm watching the game and I'm just watching the Rams just dominate 3:50 Speaker 1 and I'm going, did I can't win? 3:52 Speaker 1 I can't. 3:53 Speaker 1 So now I'm down to $23 in my fan dual account. 3:55 Speaker 1 You know, we're usually out of market for all the LA games unless it's like Sunday night 3:59 Speaker 1 football and the prime time slot. 4:01 Speaker 1 So I didn't get to see a lot of the Rams play, but dude, Stafford looks fucking amazing, dude. 4:04 Speaker 1 I mean, he's just, I think he's rated the number one quarterback in the league right 4:07 Speaker 1 now. 4:08 Speaker 1 I mean, he's just pulling off shit, dropping shit in the basket. 4:10 Speaker 1 I mean, it's beautiful. 4:11 Speaker 1 He's, he's ridiculous. 4:13 Speaker 1 And it's because he left Detroit. 4:15 Speaker 1 It's just because it's like we can't have that, but the LA, you deserve it. 4:19 Speaker 1 So they, so they're freaking awesome. 4:21 Speaker 1 So that's, and then tonight sucks. 4:22 Speaker 1 Monday night football, if anybody cares, I know when you want, when you listen to this, 4:25 Speaker 1 it's already over. 4:26 Speaker 1 Congratulations. 4:27 Speaker 1 What the 49ers in Carolina, it's got to be the worst Monday night football. 4:31 Speaker 1 match up the entire season. 4:33 Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah, probably so. I'd say 4:35 Speaker 1 that. I mean, and then also we've 4:36 Speaker 1 got the two two and 10 teams 4:38 Speaker 1 or two and nine teams that went 4:39 Speaker 1 against each other, the Browns 4:41 Speaker 1 and the Raiders and 4:43 Speaker 1 Chidore got his first start, man. 4:45 Speaker 1 And it was insane to me. 4:46 Speaker 1 The stat I've never heard this 4:47 Speaker 1 stat before since 1995 4:51 Speaker 1 1995 was the last time 4:53 Speaker 1 a quarterback started for 4:55 Speaker 1 the Browns and won their first game. 4:57 Speaker 1 Is that not insane? 4:58 Speaker 1 30 never won the first game. 5:01 Speaker 1 Since 1995, they've also had 45 starting quarterbacks. 5:05 Speaker 1 Oh my God, I believe that that is not only the highest in the NFL. 5:09 Speaker 1 It's the highest by like 13. 5:11 Speaker 1 So even if should do or let's say should do is a prodigy, right? 5:14 Speaker 1 And he plays for the Browns and he starts for them for say the next eight years. 5:18 Speaker 1 Uh, they would still have the most starting quarterbacks over the last, you 5:23 Speaker 1 know, since 1995 that team is garbage. 5:25 Speaker 1 The whole organization is garbage, but, you know, and again, I bet on the, 5:30 Speaker 1 Oh, the Raiders, the Vegas Raiders, obviously, because I can't win, dude. 5:35 Speaker 1 I can't, but I'm thinking she was going to be garbage, dude. 5:37 Speaker 1 Like he's going to suck. 5:38 Speaker 1 He ended up having like an 87 passer rating. 5:41 Speaker 1 I don't think it was like 11 for 20 and like 300 yards and then like one touchdown, one 5:47 Speaker 1 interception, but he looked good, man. 5:48 Speaker 1 I was like, I was like, I'm glad he got to start out there and he got the fucking win 5:51 Speaker 1 for the, for the team. 5:52 Speaker 1 So played for the rate. 5:53 Speaker 1 He played the Raiders too. 5:54 Speaker 1 I mean, let's not, let's not crown him yet. 5:56 Speaker 1 I think there, well, I'm new. 5:58 Speaker 1 There was an equal team. 5:58 Speaker 1 I'll say that. 6:00 Speaker 1 It was equal team and they're both shit. They're both terrible 6:02 Speaker 1 But no, it's fucking the Browns dude 6:03 Speaker 1 They just they're fucking ass every year and they get the number one or the number two pick and they're always like we need a quarterback 6:08 Speaker 1 That's what we need. We need a quarterback like no you need something now. You need new coaches or something 6:13 Speaker 1 You need to turn down move. I'd like I like to use my number one pick to get McVay head coach Los Angeles 6:22 Speaker 1 He's not there 6:24 Speaker 1 That's crazy and then I heard another crazy story that's going on. Do you know who a Shamar Stewart is? 6:29 Speaker 1 No, sir. He played at Texas A&M and he was drafted this year and 6:34 Speaker 1 He's on the bingles right now 6:36 Speaker 1 But he has not signed his rookie contract 6:38 Speaker 1 They're talking on the did you just call him the bingles? 6:41 Speaker 1 angles bingles 6:43 Speaker 1 bingles 6:46 Speaker 1 bingles bingles yeah 6:48 Speaker 1 the bank bank what do you want to call bengal they are the 6:55 Speaker 1 bangles bangles the bank you definitely pronounce that like you're from the 7:00 Speaker 1 south you'll like those Cincinnati bangles my honor 7:02 Speaker 1 well be in G if it was be a in G to be bangles as bingles you're saying like 7:08 Speaker 1 tent it's it's a it's a bang bangles bangles you call it like a tent you sleep 7:14 Speaker 1 better like tent on your windshield or on your windows. 7:17 Speaker 1 Well, you're saying it like tent you have on your windows, but you should be saying 7:22 Speaker 1 it like a tent, a tent, not a tent. 7:26 Speaker 1 I'm pronouncing the either right? 7:27 Speaker 1 Bangles. 7:29 Speaker 1 That's a bangle. 7:31 Speaker 1 Bangles, bangles. 7:32 Speaker 1 All right, go ahead. 7:33 Speaker 1 So he's whatever. 7:35 Speaker 1 I'm fucking no somebody. 7:36 Speaker 1 Anyway, this guy, he was at Texas A&M and now he plays for Cincinnati. 7:41 Speaker 1 How about that? 7:42 Speaker 1 in the NFL. He hasn't signed his rookie contract yet because they're trying to fuck him. The 7:45 Speaker 1 agent just tells him tell him like, no, I wouldn't sign that. I mean, you can hold out. He doesn't 7:49 Speaker 1 make a shit ton of N.I.L. money at A&M. So the most, the weirdest shit's going on is he's, 7:54 Speaker 1 he started back practicing with Texas A&M. So he went in the draft and he's on the bingles, 8:00 Speaker 1 but now he's back playing at Texas A&M, which is fucking crazy. I mean, he's not actually playing, 8:05 Speaker 1 but he is doing reps and he's practicing with the team. And they're saying they don't, 8:09 Speaker 1 There's no way he can go back to college, but there's some kind of where rule they can enact. 8:14 Speaker 1 If something were to happen to where he can enter the draft again in 2026, and any other team can 8:19 Speaker 1 choose them except for the Bengals. Is that true? Yeah, I mean, I saw a story on the other day. 8:24 Speaker 1 I'm like, this is fucking wild. That seems like God, he must have made a lot of 8:29 Speaker 1 NIL money just to not meet it, just to be like, yeah, whatever, I'm not signing it. Because 8:32 Speaker 1 what is the rookie contract in the NFL? What is it's like probably, I don't know, 500,000 8:37 Speaker 1 for the first year. Oh, yeah. I can't remember. I think it depends on, you know, when you're 8:43 Speaker 1 trapped. That's crazy, man. Yeah. I mean, good for him. I don't care. I mean, they're all, 8:48 Speaker 1 I have no love loss toward the NFL or any of these teams. And when I hear this stuff like, oh, 8:53 Speaker 1 this defensive end is holding out once more. Dude, shut up. Okay. Who cares? You guys are 8:58 Speaker 1 talking about tens of millions of dollars like Michael Parsons going to Green Bay over tens of 9:03 Speaker 1 millions of dollars. And then everyone's like, Oh, Aidan Hutchinson, you know, the lions took care of 9:07 Speaker 1 him. They gave him $70 million. And he didn't, and he wasn't even due for a contract for like two 9:13 Speaker 1 years. But they're like, we just wanted to show him how important he is to the team. You know what 9:17 Speaker 1 that sounds like to me? Sounds like I'm not going to show up anymore. You pay me $70 million 9:22 Speaker 1 guaranteed. And you're like, yeah, Chuck, we need you to come work out and be like, yeah, 9:25 Speaker 1 I'm good. You know, I'll be there, but I don't want to work out anymore. You know, I don't want 9:30 Speaker 1 you right. Don't want to do reps. Don't want to do any of this stuff before the season. 9:34 Speaker 1 I'll get you a couple sacks. But yeah, I think it's stupid. Hope that you NFL is dumb. 9:38 Speaker 1 Yeah. So we got that's your NFL update. And then we've also got a last weekend, dude. 9:44 Speaker 1 I was I was surprised we had I think the biggest game probably was hit kicking the shit out 9:48 Speaker 1 of Georgia Tech. Did not see that one coming. Could not believe it. So obviously Georgia's 9:52 Speaker 1 got to play them at the Mercedes been this Saturday and said this do all these rivals 9:57 Speaker 1 do they normally go to a neutral site or is it just Georgia Georgia Tech just goes to the bins every year? 10:01 Speaker 1 It's just Georgia Georgia Tech and I was at Georgia, Florida. So the other one that goes to the 10:07 Speaker 1 like rivalry week like this week, you know, it's like, I don't know anybody else that does that. 10:12 Speaker 1 And the funny thing is, Michigan Ohio State are playing at the, are they have to shoot this year or 10:16 Speaker 1 they're at the big house? I think they're at Michigan this year. 10:18 Speaker 1 Yeah. And I haven't lost the home game yet. So maybe they will pull it off. But we got Georgia Tech. 10:25 Speaker 1 So we'll see how that goes funny thing is we played in the Mercedes Benz Stadium more than they have 10:29 Speaker 1 And they're like right next to it so close. They never they never get there though 10:34 Speaker 1 No, and then like I said the big one coming up would probably be got Texas A&M in Texas 10:38 Speaker 1 We'll see how that plays out. It'd be nice if Texas could beat Texas A&M for us. That'd be uh, 10:42 Speaker 1 That'd be appreciated. I highly doubt they will 10:44 Speaker 1 Um, we need I need Michigan. I need your boys in blue to fucking beat Ohio State. That'd be great and 10:49 Speaker 1 And if Auburn beat Alabama, that'd be a shocker. 10:52 Speaker 1 I don't think it's going to happen, but I mean, 10:53 Speaker 1 that's still a conference. 10:54 Speaker 1 James, because it's all so fucking confusing right now, 10:56 Speaker 1 because right now if Georgia doesn't go to the championship, 10:59 Speaker 1 SEC championship, we're still top four seats. 11:01 Speaker 1 So then we get a buy week. 11:03 Speaker 1 So it's kind of like, do we want to go to the championship? 11:05 Speaker 1 Do we not want to go to the championship? 11:06 Speaker 1 Because more likely we're going to play Alabama or A&M. 11:09 Speaker 1 But when they're showing the graphics the other day, 11:11 Speaker 1 they had Georgia listed higher than Alabama. 11:14 Speaker 1 It was like A&M and then Georgia. 11:16 Speaker 1 I don't know how that is. 11:16 Speaker 1 Maybe it's because we beat Texas, 11:18 Speaker 1 Texas beat Oklahoma and then Oklahoma beat Alabama. 11:20 Speaker 1 I don't know, it's always confusing. 11:22 Speaker 1 You 1000% do not want to go to a conference championship. 11:25 Speaker 1 All the conference championships can do is hurt you. 11:27 Speaker 1 That's it. 11:27 Speaker 1 There's no reason to go. 11:29 Speaker 1 Like Georgia has no reason to go. 11:30 Speaker 1 And I will be honest, I know you don't want to hear this. 11:32 Speaker 1 I know it's going to bother you. 11:33 Speaker 1 I think Georgia's going to have a very tough time 11:35 Speaker 1 with Georgia Tech. 11:36 Speaker 1 I really, really do. 11:37 Speaker 1 They're coming off a loss that was an embarrassing loss. 11:39 Speaker 1 You're in a neutral location. 11:41 Speaker 1 And you know Georgia doesn't have any offense 11:43 Speaker 1 till the second half. 11:44 Speaker 1 Georgia Tech is going to take advantage of that. 11:46 Speaker 1 They know him well. 11:48 Speaker 1 I mean, pastor again, they've been looking good first half. 11:52 Speaker 1 So maybe they can get it together and pull it off. 11:53 Speaker 1 But the, cause I, so if Georgia were to go to the SCC championship, let's say they play 11:58 Speaker 1 Alabama in there and they were to lose. 12:01 Speaker 1 Do they already, do they, do they remain the four seed? 12:03 Speaker 1 No, they don't get that buy still. 12:05 Speaker 1 So you would have to go. 12:06 Speaker 1 So if you, if you, oh God, I was going to say, I guess a forfeit would count as a loss 12:10 Speaker 1 too at that point, right? 12:11 Speaker 1 Yeah. 12:12 Speaker 1 I can see it now. 12:15 Speaker 1 Kirby's like, yeah, you know, we just don't want to play. 12:18 Speaker 1 right now. We're going to take the L on the on the old schedule. Keep us at four though. 12:25 Speaker 1 Keep us at four everybody. Yeah, because I didn't know if once you're I didn't know if 12:29 Speaker 1 the ranks changed after the conference game because that's technically postseason, right? 12:34 Speaker 1 Yeah. Well, that's why they're saying that they want to do away with the conference games 12:38 Speaker 1 now that you have a 12 team playoff. It makes no sense to have conference championships anymore. 12:43 Speaker 1 stupid. You have a playoff. What? Yeah. I mean, that's like, that's like at the end of the NFL season, 12:48 Speaker 1 them saying, okay, NFC North, we're gonna have all of you play, you know, play out your own little 12:53 Speaker 1 thing here and have a champion of the NFC North, top two teams. And then we'll go on to the playoffs. 12:58 Speaker 1 Like what? That's stupid. I mean, it's, it's an, it's an idiocracy, but I will say, Brandon, 13:03 Speaker 1 I'm gonna, I'm gonna bet on Georgia Tech to win that game this weekend. So you're almost guaranteed. 13:09 Speaker 1 I was like, sex losing his money. 13:11 Speaker 1 That's how we played them. 13:12 Speaker 1 It was fucking eight over times. 13:13 Speaker 1 It was insane, but we'll see how we do this year. 13:16 Speaker 1 So for us to do it. 13:18 Speaker 1 You're on our radio. 13:18 Speaker 1 Have a podcast or spot. 13:19 Speaker 1 If we should lose a five star of you and a follow helps us out a lot. 13:23 Speaker 1 We see me doing it. 13:24 Speaker 1 I don't know where all these impressions are coming from, but they're coming from 13:26 Speaker 1 somewhere. 13:26 Speaker 1 So we appreciate you telling your friends and they're popping up. 13:29 Speaker 1 Maybe our, maybe our sticker army is working, you know, maybe, uh, 13:32 Speaker 1 someone's got a good sticker and a good location and they get like 50,000 people 13:35 Speaker 1 that walk by it today and they're like, Oh, what is this? 13:37 Speaker 1 Uh, we will have more stickers. 13:38 Speaker 1 I gotta get marks and more stickers you keep blowing me up about them. I'll bring them to the party and we'll pass them out 13:44 Speaker 1 We also got the patreon down below you have prepared advertising for the show and for a dumb scary hookers prostitutes heroin everything like that 13:53 Speaker 1 you know 13:54 Speaker 1 And we've got the YouTube channel putting the full link shows up on there 13:58 Speaker 1 You can check them out and we also got Chuck's Christmas party coming up December 20th if you want to be Santa was the deadline for this 14:06 Speaker 1 A week before 14:08 Speaker 1 I've already got the RSVP, so we know we're keeping two open slots available for this. 14:13 Speaker 1 So let's get some more calls though, dang. 14:15 Speaker 1 I say if you want to be Santa at Chuck's Christmas party and we'll give you some gifts for your 14:19 Speaker 1 kids or your family and we'll throw you some money on behalf of us in Mad Dog Manny with 14:22 Speaker 1 the Royal Law Firm. 14:23 Speaker 1 He'll be on tomorrow to talk as well. 14:25 Speaker 1 Leave us a voicemail 404 890 0005. 14:30 Speaker 1 I think we do have one. 14:31 Speaker 1 Let me double check. 14:33 Speaker 1 We've also got the party coming up though January 11th, the new round brewing on the belt line. 14:38 Speaker 1 It's gonna be awesome. We're gonna have the the Vega bonds out there. We're gonna have the Duncan Brothers band 14:42 Speaker 1 we're gonna have a Saint Grace few members maybe one maybe two maybe none I don't know and 14:47 Speaker 1 It's gonna be a good time. We're doing raffles leading up to it. Like you said you can enter through the West Foundation for leukemia research. You got a 14:56 Speaker 1 Put a $11 donation in to get entered. Sorry I had an email I was looking at it was like oh shit and then you can also do 15:01 Speaker 1 to call verified home services and get you a free estimate. 15:05 Speaker 1 And that also gets you entered as well. 15:07 Speaker 1 And that number, I'm gonna go ahead and tell it to you 15:09 Speaker 1 right now, because I think you need to know it 15:11 Speaker 1 so you can call them, because you probably 15:13 Speaker 1 don't have it memorized. 15:14 Speaker 1 But that number is 678-304-7532. 15:17 Speaker 1 Give him a call and for the big prize, 15:19 Speaker 1 we're sending you two people, 15:21 Speaker 1 were you and someone else you bring with? 15:23 Speaker 1 At the event, someone's gonna get with a trip to Mexico. 15:27 Speaker 1 Down at Playa del Carmen, seven day stay, 15:28 Speaker 1 you have did you do Nate kind of be your tour guy while you're down there show you around 15:32 Speaker 1 everything he's a he's American white guy but he's pretty much Mexican now he's been 15:36 Speaker 1 down there for a while so you know where everything is he speaks good Mexican for the 15:39 Speaker 1 most part and it's gonna be a good time. 15:42 Speaker 1 It's gonna be fun. 15:43 Speaker 1 So we'll have to get Nate on here soon and figure out what's going on with him. 15:49 Speaker 1 So we've got a looks like this guy left his two voicemails I think he fucked the first 15:53 Speaker 1 one up a lot and hold on before you do that can I because you just reminded I gotta get 15:57 Speaker 1 this out before you go on to the before they go on the voicemail. 16:00 Speaker 1 Okay. 16:01 Speaker 1 Cause I got to tie this up Brandon. 16:03 Speaker 1 We got to put we got to put a button on this thing. 16:05 Speaker 1 So last yesterday's episode, everybody heard about what's what happened 16:09 Speaker 1 last week and what they up about us have to do some editing and all that, right? 16:13 Speaker 1 So dude, I got a text message and it's the greatest thing. 16:20 Speaker 1 So, I mean, you can only guess who it's from. 16:23 Speaker 1 Look, I'm not going to get too close. 16:24 Speaker 1 I don't want you to see who it's from. 16:25 Speaker 1 Who do you think this is from Brandon? 16:26 Speaker 1 I'll be Mark. 16:27 Speaker 1 Okay, good. 16:28 Speaker 1 So you can see it's a novel, but he wanted to, he just wanted me to, he's wanted to 16:33 Speaker 1 say in a very long email, I'm not going to read you our text much. 16:36 Speaker 1 I'm not going to read all of it is. 16:38 Speaker 1 Hey, man. 16:40 Speaker 1 I said, Hey, dude, you can't leave after 300 episodes, dude. 16:48 Speaker 1 However, if you do, I'm here to step in. 16:51 Speaker 1 I'll never be as great as you, but I will take over. 16:54 Speaker 1 Let Brandon know. 16:55 Speaker 1 But and dude, it goes on about how excited he is to replace me after the 300th episode. 17:00 Speaker 1 It was literally like one sentence about, Hey, man, you can't do this. 17:04 Speaker 1 But when you do more. 17:08 Speaker 1 Out of it. 17:10 Speaker 1 I've never left. 17:11 Speaker 1 So I told Megan, I was like, this is a layer marks like, this is my shot. 17:15 Speaker 1 Like he's counting down. 17:17 Speaker 1 If we get to 300 and I don't announce my retirement, I'm a dead man. 17:21 Speaker 1 I'm a dead brand. 17:22 Speaker 1 He's taking me out. 17:23 Speaker 1 He's taking me out. 17:24 Speaker 1 Because he's like, I've been waiting behind you this whole time. 17:27 Speaker 1 You're out of here. 17:28 Speaker 1 So anyway, I just want to let everyone know we're good. 17:29 Speaker 1 We're not going to talk about it anymore. 17:30 Speaker 1 But crazy Mark, just be ready, baby. 17:34 Speaker 1 Be ready. 17:34 Speaker 1 Go ahead. 17:35 Speaker 1 Get to the voicemails. 17:36 Speaker 1 Sit by the phone and wait for the call. 17:38 Speaker 1 All right. 17:38 Speaker 1 Here we go. 17:39 Speaker 1 Like I can Batman or something. 17:42 Speaker 1 What's up, Bailey? 17:42 Speaker 1 No show. 17:43 Speaker 1 This is Corey here. 17:44 Speaker 1 This is my charity case. 17:46 Speaker 1 Uh, where to start? 17:48 Speaker 1 Well, first off, my man a few years back was diagnosed with Parkinson's disease. 17:52 Speaker 1 He's managing but has really had a couple trips. I've already had a couple trips with the office. I don't know if you just died at the end of that but then he left another one 18:02 Speaker 1 What's that daily doe show? This is Corey here to submit my charity case already tried once and I got tongue tied so I just decided to restart 18:13 Speaker 1 Well, oh he got tongue tied and just hung up 18:17 Speaker 1 My nan a few years back was diagnosed with Parkinson's disease. She's managing but has 18:26 Speaker 1 had a couple trips to the hospital as of late and it's she's doing okay but this woman is 18:32 Speaker 1 63 years old works for 4 a.m. to 2 p.m. 5 to 6 days a week at a biscuit shop to survive 18:39 Speaker 1 because unfortunately my mom uncle and father-in-law are all in prison and will be there for probably 18:46 Speaker 1 the next three years. I can't help her and it kills me because I barely make week to 18:51 Speaker 1 week. I work construction on 1099 for no health insurance. I also suffer from dental pain 18:58 Speaker 1 where I chugged goody powder daily. Go like talk about four packs a day which I think 19:03 Speaker 1 the recommended is like 2500. 19:06 Speaker 1 What do you say goodies pack like what Dale aren't you just a fucking represent? It's 19:11 Speaker 1 like powder aspirin. Yeah powder aspirin. It looks like cocaine and a little pouch. 19:15 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's really nasty to it's hard to drink free. I remember when our teacher had someone who ever we saw her doing it back there 19:20 Speaker 1 We thought she was doing cocaine and then it went around the school very quickly. She was doing drugs back there 19:25 Speaker 1 And doing investigation and everything 19:28 Speaker 1 also 19:29 Speaker 1 Opposed to the level my life last year and we'd like to get my fiancea gifts maybe a charm or a bracelet or something 19:36 Speaker 1 Um, I got my six year old a few gifts last year. I don't really get to see him up 19:43 Speaker 1 So I'd really like to get him something that's worth remembering, you know remembering this year. 19:49 Speaker 1 I got stage three fake and out of cancer and it can involve if needed anything for the show to go on. 19:57 Speaker 1 I'd love to, you know, probably give my gay brother a gift even though he walks around on Hill sometimes. 20:03 Speaker 1 He's still a family, you know. I could get him a wig because he dresses up and drags. 20:07 Speaker 1 I could send you a picture of it dude. It's hilarious. He has made men in bars 20:12 Speaker 1 is because they didn't realize he was a guy until they got a close usually the 20:16 Speaker 1 senior faces. I'm using my brother and using the gay angle to help on the 20:20 Speaker 1 votes for myself and to shut the truck isn't against the gate. Thank you for 20:26 Speaker 1 listening to my charity case. Alright man, we got a lot going on there. That dude 20:31 Speaker 1 loves goodies powder. His, you say it was his mom that was, is mama is his 20:38 Speaker 1 grandmother. Yeah, grandma. So she's working at a shop trying to survive over 20:42 Speaker 1 over there, a biscuit shop. 20:44 Speaker 1 Yeah, grandma's do make the best biscuits though. 20:46 Speaker 1 So I thought I was. 20:47 Speaker 1 Maybe she let me just like it. 20:50 Speaker 1 Dude, as soon as she said she works from 4 a.m. to 2 p.m. 20:53 Speaker 1 I was like, oh, she works at Waffle House, man. 20:55 Speaker 1 There's no way she doesn't work. 20:56 Speaker 1 And so her working at a biscuit shop completely underscores 21:00 Speaker 1 exactly what we envision a grandmother to do. 21:02 Speaker 1 So I love that. 21:04 Speaker 1 All right, go ahead. 21:04 Speaker 1 Well, I'll tell you know, like down here, 21:06 Speaker 1 we got those phrases that we stopped at. 21:07 Speaker 1 And we went with me that one time 21:08 Speaker 1 when we were going to the Wild Amps Fire Park. 21:10 Speaker 1 Yeah. 21:11 Speaker 1 old ladies back there that come in at like four or five in the morning they start cooking 21:14 Speaker 1 they work from like five to twelve and they're out of there so I think it's something for 21:17 Speaker 1 old people to do maybe this but this this grandma probably doesn't want to do that she's 21:20 Speaker 1 probably just like oh shit I got another option some people want to do it this gives them something 21:23 Speaker 1 else to do well and she has Parkinson's which I don't know okay I'm gonna be very much 21:30 Speaker 1 flour in there it's gotta be hard to what may or cook when you have Parkinson's unless 21:36 Speaker 1 you're just the all time stir, you know, just stirring all 21:40 Speaker 1 time. All right, like Jack's like, all right, pass that down to 21:44 Speaker 1 Michael J Fox, you know, you know, you know, I don't all right, 21:48 Speaker 1 that's terrible. That was terrible. We had a that was don't 21:50 Speaker 1 don't you. All right, let's just move on. Yeah, so what and he's 21:56 Speaker 1 marrying the love of his life. And he's got a gay drag. I don't 22:00 Speaker 1 know if that's part of it because he kind of include that after 22:02 Speaker 1 the the cancer diagnosis that he self diagnosed himself with. So 22:06 Speaker 1 I don't even know if he really has a gay brother. Do you think he does? No, but I do think he has a sick 22:10 Speaker 1 Did he say as a six year old that he never gets to see I believe so yeah, so six year old 22:17 Speaker 1 Beyonce he and my favorite part was most people would call Brandon and say hey 22:22 Speaker 1 I want to propose to this woman. It's a love of my life. I need an engagement ring 22:26 Speaker 1 He said I want to get her a charm or a bracelet, you know like he's he's setting the bar 22:33 Speaker 1 low, which is really good. And I think, you know, so before we move on to what we would 22:38 Speaker 1 get him, did you notice anything else about that call that stuck out to you? 22:41 Speaker 1 Oh, I mean, 100% now he seemed a little amped up. He was reading. Oh, was he? Oh, he think 22:50 Speaker 1 he prepared? He actually took the time to sit down and make himself like a script of 22:57 Speaker 1 like, Hey, I got to hit all these points. I did that. That shows that shows a lot of 23:01 Speaker 1 attention to detail. It shows that he's committed to anything. I mean, 23:06 Speaker 1 you think you, you think you wrote it down before you think you wrote it down 23:13 Speaker 1 before he did the first one because he left the first one at 523. Then he hung 23:16 Speaker 1 up was he fucked up. Then he was reading and he fucked it up. And then at 524 he 23:19 Speaker 1 called left the other one. I think he was reading. And then he messed up and he 23:24 Speaker 1 had to he just hung up and called back. What 523 AM or PM? PM PM. This was a 23:29 Speaker 1 a nighttime caller. Okay. Yeah. I mean, I like it. I think it's really good. 23:33 Speaker 1 Cause now my question is this, how would you help with the grandma situation? 23:37 Speaker 1 What would be your answer to that? Oh, grandma, grandma, um, 23:43 Speaker 1 paper, get like a, I don't know. Is it something like you can, uh, 23:47 Speaker 1 if you're baking, I mean, you can just like work from home, can't you? 23:50 Speaker 1 To hear like a mixing pot and everything to make biscuits at home. 23:52 Speaker 1 She's like, I don't think she can. I don't think. Oh, but I don't know if she can do that. 23:56 Speaker 1 I mean, I think you got to talk about how do we get grandma? 24:01 Speaker 1 I don't know, two weeks off or a week off of work, you know? 24:05 Speaker 1 So they can spend time together and she can just enjoy being around him or just 24:09 Speaker 1 enjoy some time off. 24:10 Speaker 1 I mean, what do you think she makes a week? 24:12 Speaker 1 Probably 1500 to grand. 24:16 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 24:17 Speaker 1 Thanks. 24:17 Speaker 1 Make it that much. 24:18 Speaker 1 I don't know. 24:19 Speaker 1 I don't know how much a biscuit maker makes. 24:21 Speaker 1 I'm getting like $400. 24:22 Speaker 1 15 I'm gonna start making biscuits if I make I just cook biscuits from four to two and make two grand a week 24:28 Speaker 1 It's pretty good. All right 24:30 Speaker 1 So what we kick grandma kick grandma like a grand to give her some time off 24:34 Speaker 1 I wish she doesn't need the money for bait biscuit making and she's got some money for the holidays with that be okay 24:38 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know if they do vacation at the biscuit factory. I mean if you might get fired, you know 24:43 Speaker 1 After okay, all right. Well, hopefully they'll give her some unpaid time off unpaid 24:49 Speaker 1 And then she's got that. 24:50 Speaker 1 And then for the kid, six year old, 24:53 Speaker 1 he said he wants to get him something memorable. 24:55 Speaker 1 What's memorable for a six year old? 24:58 Speaker 1 A gun. 24:59 Speaker 1 No, no, Brandon. 25:00 Speaker 1 I was thinking one of those photo shoots from JCPenney. 25:05 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, I'm sure a six year old would fucking love that. 25:08 Speaker 1 It's memorable. 25:09 Speaker 1 And when he's older, he'll have all these pictures of him 25:11 Speaker 1 and his dad. 25:12 Speaker 1 And then for the girlfriend, a charm or something like that, 25:16 Speaker 1 what do you get her? 25:18 Speaker 1 I haven't bought jewelry in a while. 25:19 Speaker 1 I think girls, bitches, sorry, women still like 25:23 Speaker 1 the Pandora Charms and shit like that. 25:25 Speaker 1 Little bracelet, you put little charms on there for, 25:27 Speaker 1 see the thing is that we don't know a thing about her. 25:29 Speaker 1 And then they got a lot of them. 25:29 Speaker 1 You can get like a moon and a monkey and a star and a fish 25:32 Speaker 1 and a sword and a dragon. 25:33 Speaker 1 You're probably just talking like a gift card 25:35 Speaker 1 to like Zales or something. 25:36 Speaker 1 I can't even know who you go to. 25:38 Speaker 1 Like is Jared still around? 25:39 Speaker 1 Is he doing stuff anymore? 25:40 Speaker 1 Yeah, let's do Jared. 25:41 Speaker 1 So you get him like a gift card for like a grand to Jared 25:45 Speaker 1 and then he can go and get her something nice with a thousand bucks. 25:48 Speaker 1 Uh, a quick thought while we were talking about that. 25:50 Speaker 1 Do you think Jared's HR team was like going through it when Jared from subway 25:54 Speaker 1 got top touching kids. 25:55 Speaker 1 They're like, Oh my God. 25:58 Speaker 1 I don't know. 25:59 Speaker 1 Why would you even that's? 26:00 Speaker 1 I mean, I guess, you'd say, they almost changed their names. 26:04 Speaker 1 They're like, damn you subway. 26:05 Speaker 1 It's like he went to Jared and then like a little kid's like, I did too. 26:09 Speaker 1 Okay. 26:12 Speaker 1 No, I, Jared, I think, I think that's unfortunate. 26:15 Speaker 1 that happened to be Jared from Subway. And Jared Jewelers, you know, it's funny. 26:18 Speaker 1 You don't hear a lot about them anymore. Yeah, I think the fucking they probably 26:22 Speaker 1 using the same spokesperson. They're like, Oh my God, Subway. What the fuck? 26:25 Speaker 1 You know, you know who turned them in was Shane, Shane, Carl, and it was like, 26:30 Speaker 1 Jared from Subway's a pedophile. And they were like, what? 26:33 Speaker 1 And he's also got for that other place to run in and behind the scenes. So now if 26:38 Speaker 1 the listener here, if he would have come to the event and let's say he wins the trip, 26:43 Speaker 1 Let's say you were to win the trip. Do you think he would take fiance or do you take grandma? 26:49 Speaker 1 Okay, I'm I'm 100% positive who he would take and it's only because 26:57 Speaker 1 I actually thought about this already because me and Megan were trying to talk about what we were 27:01 Speaker 1 going to do for our vacation in January because we're doing like this like romantic thing and 27:05 Speaker 1 then my grandma obviously just sold her house. She's on the road right now with my sister, but you 27:11 Speaker 1 But you know, I mean, it's sad. 27:12 Speaker 1 You know, she's she's lonely and she's kind of like in this crazy phase. 27:15 Speaker 1 So I thought to myself, well, what if I bring grandma on the trip with me and Megan, you 27:23 Speaker 1 know, on our end, it would be the three of us. 27:25 Speaker 1 It'll be a good time. 27:27 Speaker 1 And I almost asked Megan, you know, like, Hey, what do you think of this? 27:31 Speaker 1 And then I thought about it. 27:33 Speaker 1 And I realized it's the dumbest idea I've ever had in my life. 27:36 Speaker 1 She doesn't want to go on a vacation with her own kids. 27:38 Speaker 1 I don't think she's going to want to go with your grandmother. 27:40 Speaker 1 Exactly. So then I was like, well, maybe I'll just go on a separate trip with 27:45 Speaker 1 grandma and I'll take her to the Caribbean. Well, she doesn't have a driver's license 27:49 Speaker 1 or birth certificates. I can't do that. So then I was like, well, maybe I'll just 27:52 Speaker 1 take her to like LA or something. Then I started thinking about it. Like now I 27:56 Speaker 1 got to get two hotel rooms because there ain't no way I'm sharing a room with my 28:01 Speaker 1 grandma, but she's 95 and she can't be in a room alone because I don't know if 28:06 Speaker 1 she falls down and then she's gonna die on my watch. I can't let that happen. 28:09 Speaker 1 So I think that he's gonna be going through all these same issues. So he's definitely gonna take the young lady 28:14 Speaker 1 And if there's one thing you want to do in Mexico for seven days other than sight see 28:19 Speaker 1 Eat drink and Mary you wanna tan your butthole 28:24 Speaker 1 Grandma 28:26 Speaker 1 Not what I was gonna say what else you want to do 28:29 Speaker 1 Put things in someone's butthole. Okay that that that would check the box. Okay, so yeah 28:34 Speaker 1 I think I think he's gonna take her so but dude that'd be great. What if he could win both? 28:38 Speaker 1 That's tough though because that's people will think it's rigged if we let him win both 28:42 Speaker 1 But look at that we're gonna be honest and I mean hey the raffle it happens the way the raffle happens 28:47 Speaker 1 But uh, but yeah, I think I like this guy. I really do I like I like everything that's going on nothing too crazy 28:53 Speaker 1 But he has a good story he'd be prepared a statement. That's a very statement. That was good 29:00 Speaker 1 Oh 29:00 Speaker 1 Okay, cool. Well, like I said, if that's you and you want to come to the party leaves a voicemail 404 890 0005 29:06 Speaker 1 We're going into the little dose of dumb news. 29:11 Speaker 1 That's your daily dose of dumb news. 29:15 Speaker 1 Daily dose of dumb news. 29:17 Speaker 1 Daily dose of dumb news for you. 29:23 Speaker 1 Daily dose of dumb news. 29:25 Speaker 1 Daily dose of dumb news. 29:28 Speaker 1 Daily dose of dumb news from Brandon. 29:32 Speaker 1 He's dumb. 29:33 Speaker 1 Undercover Doc show top teachers in the union guiding 29:36 Speaker 1 gender transitions, bashing conservatives. 29:40 Speaker 1 So apparently there's a teacher's union. 29:42 Speaker 1 You know, I was saying about unions today 29:44 Speaker 1 and they confuse the fuck out of me. 29:46 Speaker 1 I don't understand how a union works. 29:47 Speaker 1 I think it's kind of like, you know, 29:49 Speaker 1 how we like vote for representatives 29:51 Speaker 1 and then they go to Congress 29:52 Speaker 1 and they're supposed to represent us. 29:53 Speaker 1 I think that's what a union is, but for workers, right? 29:56 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I don't think they vote for them. 29:57 Speaker 1 I think they just like volunteer. 30:00 Speaker 1 I will be your leader, okay? 30:03 Speaker 1 I think that's, I think, 30:05 Speaker 1 I think, well, they, because they say like, hey, if you do the union, you know, you have 30:08 Speaker 1 to put in X amount more hours, you have to be available on call, you have to go to these 30:12 Speaker 1 extra meetings. 30:13 Speaker 1 And it's like an HOA in a neighborhood. 30:15 Speaker 1 Once you start telling me, I got to do all this extra stuff for free, you start really 30:18 Speaker 1 weedin out a lot of people. 30:20 Speaker 1 So whoever does the union stuff, it's just a bunch of power trip people. 30:23 Speaker 1 So they're not, they're not really representing you, but they're the ones that are giving 30:27 Speaker 1 up their free time to act like they are. 30:29 Speaker 1 So, okay. 30:30 Speaker 1 Well, apparently the National Education Association, they posted on their website and the document 30:34 Speaker 1 it. Now, the more 3 million educators that they needed a session called advancing LGBTQ 30:41 Speaker 1 justice and advancing transgenderism in the schools. And I mean, to me, this just sounds 30:48 Speaker 1 absolutely fucking insane because if we were pushing, you know, let's push to have be 30:54 Speaker 1 able to bring guns back to school, you know, like back in the day, when you could just 30:57 Speaker 1 ride around in your truck with a gun, you'd be on campus, everything's okay, you're not 31:00 Speaker 1 gonna get in trouble. Uh, you know, fucking crazy people would freak out if we said, 31:05 Speaker 1 yeah, we need to put guns back in school. Let's have kids have guns. So why are we trying 31:08 Speaker 1 to indoctrinate and push this gayness and this trans shit on, uh, on these children 31:12 Speaker 1 while they're at school, they're supposed to be learning something. I think it's pushing 31:15 Speaker 1 away a lot of people's like, Hey, I just want you to teach my kid like about the fucking 31:19 Speaker 1 fish in the sea and what colors and which and how to do math. All right. And maybe a little 31:22 Speaker 1 bit of history. But besides that, what the fuck are you doing? Maybe a little bit of Spanish 31:26 Speaker 1 here and there? Sure. Okay. But why do we need to tell them who they should be having sex 31:29 Speaker 1 with, you know what I'm saying? I just think it's funny that we're talking about this and 31:33 Speaker 1 we have a conservative government. Like, what happened? I heard, I mean, I heard nothing, 31:38 Speaker 1 but how last October and last September, if you let Trump into the White House, it 31:45 Speaker 1 is all these things are going to go away. This is all going to be a night, you know, trans 31:48 Speaker 1 people are going to be burned at the stake, all this stupid stuff. And yet we're talking 31:53 Speaker 1 about this a year later. So, do you think Trump is a closet Democrat? 32:00 Speaker 1 No, I just think we've got, you know, obviously, I mean, he's been president for what eight 32:04 Speaker 1 months now? 32:05 Speaker 1 No, November of last. Oh, well, yeah, because he got sworn in in January. But did you not 32:09 Speaker 1 see the meeting with him and the mayor of New York? 32:13 Speaker 1 I think he got pretty happy to me. I just think that we're, I think everybody's getting 32:19 Speaker 1 who pulled over their eyes, Republicans and Democrats, and nobody realizes you have a 32:23 Speaker 1 Democrat in office right now. That's just what I think. 32:25 Speaker 1 Why do I don't even know how we got started talking about this. I'm talking about all 32:28 Speaker 1 this gay in school. Why would that? That's what I'm saying. Why are we even talking about 32:32 Speaker 1 how is this even possible right now? This was the whole thing. Everybody was mad about 32:35 Speaker 1 this a year ago. Everybody was complaining about this a year ago, and it was supposed 32:39 Speaker 1 to be nipped in the bud and it was going to go away. We were never going to hear about 32:41 Speaker 1 it again. Yet here we are. So I do. 32:44 Speaker 1 My kids are here and it dude. I don't care. 32:46 Speaker 1 I think I mean the world's on fire. I think the gays aren't the biggest problem at the moment the gays in the trans 32:52 Speaker 1 I mean they're coming to problem they are but as of right now 32:54 Speaker 1 I don't think so so and I don't even know who that they say this is a union thing so I 33:00 Speaker 1 The union is telling them that's essentially like if we had a podcast, you know 33:04 Speaker 1 And I tell people like go out and do this like spread spread gay, you know like I don't think the I 33:11 Speaker 1 Don't think the government has control over unions do they 33:16 Speaker 1 I guess it depends on the union, you know, because I mean you got the you got all the you got the auto workers you got the operating engineers you got the schools. 33:26 Speaker 1 I mean they have a lot of power, but typically a lot of unions are very far left. So they have a lot of left ideology. 33:34 Speaker 1 But I don't know how much power they have because you got to be able to act these things and it would just take a law to be passing you can't do that. 33:42 Speaker 1 I don't know, dude. 33:44 Speaker 1 I mean, to be honest, if Carter came home 33:47 Speaker 1 and they told him like, hey, transgender's are cool 33:50 Speaker 1 and transgender's are the real deal, 33:52 Speaker 1 Carter's just gonna come home and be like, dude, dad, 33:54 Speaker 1 you're not gonna believe this. 33:56 Speaker 1 You're like, no, I'm sorry. 33:58 Speaker 1 I mean, I think I don't think we give kids enough credit 34:01 Speaker 1 for being able to think right and think straight 34:04 Speaker 1 and make right decisions. 34:05 Speaker 1 And that's just one of those things. 34:07 Speaker 1 I mean, I don't really lump gay or homosexual conversations 34:13 Speaker 1 in with transgender, 34:15 Speaker 1 because I feel like they're completely different. 34:16 Speaker 1 I feel like the gays are pissed at the transgenders 34:19 Speaker 1 for hopping on their movement, 34:20 Speaker 1 because they're not a sexual orientation. 34:22 Speaker 1 That's a mutilation of your body. 34:24 Speaker 1 Well, and it's, yeah, exactly. 34:26 Speaker 1 And to be honest, the whole sexual orientation, 34:30 Speaker 1 who cares? 34:31 Speaker 1 I feel like that's one of those things 34:32 Speaker 1 that should be dealt with in the privacy of your own homes, 34:34 Speaker 1 just like if you're into wearing high heels, 34:36 Speaker 1 that's you do. 34:37 Speaker 1 You do you. I don't care. You want to wear lipstick? Good for you. Just if you wear it in front of me 34:41 Speaker 1 I'm probably gonna make fun of you, but yeah, if you do it if you're with your wife, that's cool 34:45 Speaker 1 I mean, that's what you guys are into but uh, but homosexuality. It's like that's that's completely different 34:51 Speaker 1 So I don't know why they keep lumping these two together because I do think the trans situation 34:56 Speaker 1 It's definitely a mental problem. I say it's a lot worse. Yeah, yeah 35:00 Speaker 1 So but but yeah, I think our kids are smart enough, especially if you talk about fourth fifth graders 35:04 Speaker 1 which what great are they saying what grade they want to incorporate this I think it's just through all the schools 35:09 Speaker 1 I mean like I said pretty much it just it's just it's like an agenda 35:11 Speaker 1 They send it out to all these teachers that are in this national education association say hey 35:17 Speaker 1 We want to further more of this LGBTQ plus trans shit going on so I guess who whatever teacher sees it 35:24 Speaker 1 See if they want to include that in their classes is what I'm saying 35:27 Speaker 1 So now obviously you're probably gonna have problems with like the the district like you know 35:31 Speaker 1 what's because I think the district controls what the curriculum is for the most part. So I don't know if you can slip that in there. Maybe if I don't know, maybe do the get the 35:41 Speaker 1 Yes, live that in there. That will be 35:45 Speaker 1 Yeah. So well, I think, you know, Carter still confused on the sex video that he watched last week. And he asked his grandmother last night. 35:55 Speaker 1 What sperm do because he just doesn't understand. 35:58 Speaker 1 He just can't figure it out. 35:59 Speaker 1 Like in his brain, he still thinks that mom's poop out babies. 36:03 Speaker 1 So he's just like, what is this whole sperm thing? 36:06 Speaker 1 You know, because that's all they talked about with sperm and waking up sticky 36:11 Speaker 1 and having hair under your armpits and on your private area. 36:14 Speaker 1 And he's just like, what, why did I, so I don't understand why they even brought sperm up 36:19 Speaker 1 at first fifth grader. 36:20 Speaker 1 So it's not there yet, you know, middle school get there. 36:23 Speaker 1 Maybe they're trying to prevent it, you know, get to them before they get to middle school 36:26 Speaker 1 in the sperm start coming out, start swimming away. 36:30 Speaker 1 I don't know. He's, he's just his minds. I mean, you know, it's bad when you ask your grandmother. 36:34 Speaker 1 Like, you know, it's bad. We were like, Hey, hey, grandma, have you ever heard of sperm? 36:38 Speaker 1 You know, she's like, and she's just like, what? And he goes, yeah, and so last night we were 36:43 Speaker 1 done watching the game and Carter's in there playing Go Fish with her. And she's like, I think 36:48 Speaker 1 I need to have a talk with Carter. And at first, I was going to tell Megan, like, dude, we can't 36:52 Speaker 1 it let that happen. And then I thought about it and I was like, this could be epic. You know 36:57 Speaker 1 what I mean? Like getting the sex talk from your grandmother. It's like, dude, that's hilarious 37:02 Speaker 1 because he won't even know what's happening until it's too late. And then he's like, 37:07 Speaker 1 put the whole guy together. And then he's like, stop talking to me. She's like, I'm done. 37:12 Speaker 1 Congratulations. You're scarred for life. Well, see, that's the crazy thing to me is like, 37:16 Speaker 1 uh, I remember we had those. I can't remember when we had the first talk. I want to say it was, 37:20 Speaker 1 I don't think it was fifth grade. I think it was sixth when they told us about it. 37:24 Speaker 1 And usually, you know, sometimes they'd get the papers where you got to go home and you got to give 37:27 Speaker 1 it to your parents, you have to sign it. But if they didn't do that, man, I wouldn't fucking tell 37:30 Speaker 1 my parents shit about that. I want to ask him no questions. I'll just figure this shit out of my 37:33 Speaker 1 own. And that's pretty much what happened. I'm like, ah, this is just weird. And asking my grandma, 37:37 Speaker 1 God, hell no, that'd be weird as shit, dude. That's how you know he doesn't know anything. Yeah. 37:42 Speaker 1 That's how you know, he's like completely oblivious. But then one day he's gonna be like Sydney's 37:46 Speaker 1 already, she knows. Like I said to Sydney, I was like, hey, she had to talk. And she's like, 37:49 Speaker 1 I don't want to talk about it. You know, like that's the right answer. That's that's how you know, you know when the kids like don't look at me 37:55 Speaker 1 Don't even look at me. I'm so embarrassed the cars over there like I heard about sperm 38:00 Speaker 1 You know oh god is gonna have in sixth grade someone's gonna be talking about it like what what's that? Oh my god 38:07 Speaker 1 I was talking to my grandma about this 38:12 Speaker 1 All right, oh nukes then it all said don't news 38:16 Speaker 1 Fox News pays 38:18 Speaker 1 $87 million in largest ever defamation settlement with Dominion voting systems. 38:27 Speaker 1 So when I first read this, it said something about Tucker, but maybe I've missed read what's 38:30 Speaker 1 going on here. 38:31 Speaker 1 So maybe I don't know what's going on in the story here. 38:34 Speaker 1 So they had the Dominion voting systems, that's like the machines where you do all the voting 38:39 Speaker 1 and everything on when you go and do your shit. 38:42 Speaker 1 Those are the ones that stole the election from Trump the first time. 38:46 Speaker 1 Yeah, I said that's it but that those same ones is what they're talking about well 38:52 Speaker 1 Fox News was saying something about it saying there's nothing wrong with their minimum machines. There's nothing wrong 38:55 Speaker 1 They're fine. They're fine. They're cool. They're okay. Well now. I guess they came out and they said there was 38:59 Speaker 1 There was some shit wrong with them little weird 39:02 Speaker 1 So now they're getting sued for seven hundred eighty seven million dollars 39:05 Speaker 1 And I don't know where the fuck Fox keeps getting all this fucking money from because they don't have to pay out some kind of crazy thing to 39:09 Speaker 1 Toker Carlson also 39:10 Speaker 1 Yeah, dude 39:11 Speaker 1 I mean, they're just loaded with cash load all of them are just 39:16 Speaker 1 do the ad revenue on all of these major news organizations, web or channels is outrageous. 39:24 Speaker 1 So it doesn't surprise me they have the money. 39:26 Speaker 1 It's more surprising that they're going to pay it. 39:29 Speaker 1 So they're not even saying it to court. 39:30 Speaker 1 They're just going to pay it. 39:32 Speaker 1 This is the lawsuit right here. 39:34 Speaker 1 I mean, said it was set to go to trial. 39:36 Speaker 1 The one prior to this was $177 million they had to pay. 39:39 Speaker 1 So I mean, over a billion dollars these fucking idiots are having to pay. 39:42 Speaker 1 And I was like, what the fuck? 39:43 Speaker 1 How do you even still have news channel? 39:45 Speaker 1 I don't understand and you got to pay all these other people said truck Tucker was making 20 million a year there 39:50 Speaker 1 So imagine you know 39:51 Speaker 1 You got Hannity and Jesse waters and all them probably making about the same fucking price 39:55 Speaker 1 And then you got all the fucking friends weirdos that just keep getting I don't know 39:59 Speaker 1 Look I start looking so weird to me like they've been there for fucking ever like that the doocy guy, you know him 40:04 Speaker 1 Yeah, I thought you're gonna talk about the fat black guy that used to be like a wrestler or something. Oh 40:09 Speaker 1 The one that's on gut-filled is it Tyree or Tyree's or something? Yeah, he's on gut-filled at night 40:15 Speaker 1 A bunch of strange characters, man. 40:17 Speaker 1 But you know what's weird is I have noticed a lot more. 40:20 Speaker 1 They're saying two words on Fox News. 40:22 Speaker 1 And I don't watch the news, but I watch clips. 40:26 Speaker 1 You're hearing people, you're hearing them say things are gay, 40:29 Speaker 1 which I think that's weird though. 40:31 Speaker 1 It's like weird to hear on prime time. 40:34 Speaker 1 Somebody be like, dude, that shirt's okay. 40:36 Speaker 1 That's what I heard the other day. 40:37 Speaker 1 I love that. 40:38 Speaker 1 I feel them. 40:39 Speaker 1 And then when, and it was kid Rock got on there 40:41 Speaker 1 and he looked at waters and he had the mask 40:44 Speaker 1 and he held it up to his face and he goes, 40:46 Speaker 1 hey, this is my Halloween costume. 40:48 Speaker 1 And he goes, guess what I am? 40:49 Speaker 1 And he goes, what? 40:50 Speaker 1 And he goes retarded. 40:51 Speaker 1 I'm retarded. 40:52 Speaker 1 Let's see that. 40:54 Speaker 1 I was like, holy cow, I can't believe that they do that. 40:56 Speaker 1 So I don't know, man. 40:58 Speaker 1 I mean, as we know, as the Daily Dose show, 41:02 Speaker 1 you can always open yourself up to a lawsuit. 41:05 Speaker 1 It just depends on how much the payout is 41:07 Speaker 1 and if it's worth fighting, we haven't gotten a payout yet. 41:11 Speaker 1 So I don't know how much Brandon's gonna have to pay, 41:13 Speaker 1 but it's probably gonna be at least four numbers long. 41:17 Speaker 1 We need, we need a, I need to piss someone off, 41:19 Speaker 1 have them start like doing defamation against us. 41:21 Speaker 1 You know, we need to be the lawsuit givers. 41:25 Speaker 1 And I'm saying instead of the receivant. 41:27 Speaker 1 Givers. 41:29 Speaker 1 You get a lawsuit, you get a lawsuit. 41:31 Speaker 1 You get a lawsuit, just start suing everybody. 41:33 Speaker 1 Tell me, I need like, dude, we need some revenue. 41:35 Speaker 1 I mean, you know, people do that with like weddings, 41:39 Speaker 1 they'll just like send out wedding invites 41:40 Speaker 1 so like rich ass celebrities and everything. 41:42 Speaker 1 And they usually just, they'll be like, tell their assistant, 41:45 Speaker 1 but I'm sorry, I can't make it. 41:46 Speaker 1 Here's a gift or whatnot. 41:47 Speaker 1 How long we just start like a bunch of defamation lawsuits, 41:50 Speaker 1 like small numbers of these people, 41:51 Speaker 1 like 100,000 here, 100,000 there, 41:52 Speaker 1 just these big people. 41:54 Speaker 1 And then they're just like, fuck it dude, I'll pay it. 41:56 Speaker 1 I don't know what this is. 41:56 Speaker 1 It sounds legit. 41:57 Speaker 1 We'll just make up a story of that happen. 41:59 Speaker 1 And that guy's by like, you know, I was on a lot of Kalanapan 42:02 Speaker 1 ketamine back then. 42:03 Speaker 1 Not about me. 42:04 Speaker 1 What do you mean, Ramsay? 42:06 Speaker 1 Why don't we misinvite them to our wedding? 42:08 Speaker 1 Like that would make more sense. 42:10 Speaker 1 We could do that too. 42:11 Speaker 1 we could do that. We'll say we're getting married and then you got to put together, you know, a nice car and everything. 42:16 Speaker 1 We have to do a photo shoot at JC Penney's or something. 42:18 Speaker 1 And then it's me and you getting married. 42:20 Speaker 1 Yeah. 42:21 Speaker 1 When they see it's a gay couple, especially if they're a liberal actor, they're totally going to send us a gift. 42:25 Speaker 1 We got to. We got to do that. I think it's just how we make money for the show. 42:27 Speaker 1 We got to pretend we're gay and getting married. 42:29 Speaker 1 We got to sit up on celebrities and stuff. 42:31 Speaker 1 Cards and notes saying, hey, we would love for you to attend our wedding and just, you know, it's going to suck those like one of them actually does. 42:37 Speaker 1 Like what are we going to do? We'd have to really get married up there. 42:40 Speaker 1 I was like a, the dude got like a $1 million check force and it's like, I just gotta see you guys again and then I'll give you the check. 42:47 Speaker 1 Oh, God. Who's the guy? Neil Patrick Harris. 42:50 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. He's the only one. He's just, he's like the, at the random place that we selected on the day and he's like, this is weird wise. 42:58 Speaker 1 Nobody here. You know, I thought it was a gay wedding. 43:00 Speaker 1 And I'm like, I want to show it up to our wedding. 43:03 Speaker 1 I'm funny that might be what we have to do. So maybe either weddings or random lawsuits. 43:09 Speaker 1 Is it illegal? I don't think it's illegal just to file a lawsuit against somebody, right? 43:13 Speaker 1 I think it is 1000% illegal to file a frivolous lawsuit. Yeah. I want to look into that. But 43:20 Speaker 1 if we have Manny do it, we got protection. Yeah, we got it. I wonder if we could do like 43:24 Speaker 1 a 10 for one deal. Like he just does 10 wants to send it out. But we don't really need you 43:27 Speaker 1 to follow up much, just, you know, just one letter, just one very strongly worded letter 43:33 Speaker 1 and change the two. And then that's all we need. We'll send them out. Yeah, so that 43:37 Speaker 1 should work. All right, we'll go and get into what the check. What the chug? Yeah, you 43:45 Speaker 1 want to check me? Chugging real hard. Chuckly, Chuckly, Chuck me, Chuck me. I'm full of 43:51 Speaker 1 Chuck. Oh, Chuck. Chuck it real good. What? Did you? 43:58 Speaker 1 Vision? Dude, I got in trouble again. Well, I got yelled at. I got 44:02 Speaker 1 two. You know, you know, so I did my research Brandon, because do 44:07 Speaker 1 you know the history of Thanksgiving? Uh, yeah, they, the 44:10 Speaker 1 pilgrims came over and they told the Indians like, Hey, you 44:13 Speaker 1 know, let's hang out and eat food and we'll start killing you 44:16 Speaker 1 next year. But for now, we're gonna hang out. Okay, so close. 44:20 Speaker 1 All right. So I went to I had to go to the store to pick some stuff up before I came to PA. 44:26 Speaker 1 Last Friday. Everything's fine, dude. Having a great conversation. There's two workers that work 44:31 Speaker 1 there at Dude in a chick. And I know him very well. I go in there a lot and I'm in there and I'm 44:35 Speaker 1 talking to the guys. Stand up, dude. Talk about Thanksgiving, talking about everything. 44:41 Speaker 1 Yeah, you're in the home line. 44:42 Speaker 1 I think it's giving that's where they first had it, right? Plymouth Rock, Pennsylvania. 44:45 Speaker 1 I don't know if it's is that is Plymouth Rock of Pennsylvania town? I don't think it is. 44:49 Speaker 1 Maybe that's just where they crash their shit back. 44:51 Speaker 1 I think it's Massachusetts, but... 44:53 Speaker 1 Oh, it may be Los. 44:54 Speaker 1 All right. 44:55 Speaker 1 It's all the same. It's all the same. 44:57 Speaker 1 So anyway, so I'm getting ready to leave. 45:01 Speaker 1 That's my chance. 45:01 Speaker 1 And the girl goes, uh, hey, have a happy Thanksgiving. 45:05 Speaker 1 And I said, hey, you have a happy day that we slaughtered all the Indians, 45:10 Speaker 1 you know, enjoy it. 45:11 Speaker 1 And she loses her mind on me. 45:15 Speaker 1 And she goes, what? 45:16 Speaker 1 And I'm like, what? 45:17 Speaker 1 She goes, I can't believe you'd say that. That is the most mean and disrespectful thing I've ever heard. And I said, what? 45:22 Speaker 1 So I'm kidding for one, but two, I'm not. 45:24 Speaker 1 It's true. 45:26 Speaker 1 Like we celebrate Thanksgiving because it's kind of the time we celebrate murdering all the Indians. 45:32 Speaker 1 No, we were cool with them at first, you know, like, yeah, pretty cool. And then he started talking about, well, we kind of want this land. 45:39 Speaker 1 So if you go to the Smithsonian, the Smithsonian website has a very, very good and thorough information, 45:46 Speaker 1 a document on the history of Thanksgiving. 45:50 Speaker 1 So I, for your educational purposes, have pulled it all up. 45:54 Speaker 1 I have all the information. 45:55 Speaker 1 So this Thanksgiving, when you're sitting there 45:57 Speaker 1 with your family, and they're talking about how a, 46:00 Speaker 1 what a wonderful time it is, and thank God 46:02 Speaker 1 for the Lions and Packers and the Packers beating the pants 46:04 Speaker 1 off the Lions on Thanksgiving Day, you can say, 46:09 Speaker 1 let me tell you the real history. 46:10 Speaker 1 So Thanksgiving itself, we started killing the Indians 46:16 Speaker 1 the day we landed on Plymouth Rock. Did you know that? 46:19 Speaker 1 Um... 46:21 Speaker 1 See, I guess they tell you a little differently. 46:23 Speaker 1 I guess this is kind of like World War II, 46:25 Speaker 1 and they all stopped on Christmas to hang out. 46:27 Speaker 1 My friend, this is the Smithsonian. This is accurate. It says here. 46:31 Speaker 1 When Europeans began coming to what is now known as the United States, 46:37 Speaker 1 four years before the Mayflower arrived, 46:41 Speaker 1 they carried foreign illnesses. 46:44 Speaker 1 Yeah, with always 100% kill the Native American people. 46:48 Speaker 1 Okay. 46:49 Speaker 1 So we started immediately, like it was like, hey, shake hands. 46:53 Speaker 1 You're dead, right? 46:54 Speaker 1 So that's one. 46:55 Speaker 1 Now, the word Thanksgiving did not come into play until 1637. 47:03 Speaker 1 All right. 47:04 Speaker 1 Now, yes, the program celebrated Thanksgiving in the traditional ways, fasting and praying 47:08 Speaker 1 according to the New Yorker several times has happened because of massacres of Native 47:11 Speaker 1 American people. 47:13 Speaker 1 in 1637 when Massachusetts colony governor John Winthrop declared this day, Thanksgiving 47:23 Speaker 1 day, a day of Thanksgiving because volunteers murdered 700 Pequot Indians. 47:32 Speaker 1 And the best part is they're not even like they weren't even like soldiers. 47:38 Speaker 1 Like they had like 700 people that lived in the colony and they were like, you know what 47:42 Speaker 1 we should do there on Thursday is we should go down to the local Native American place 47:48 Speaker 1 and murder all of them. 47:50 Speaker 1 And they were like, this is a great idea. 47:52 Speaker 1 So not only did they do it and they went down there and killed 700 Native Americans, they 47:58 Speaker 1 came back and the governor gets told of this and he goes, are you serious? 48:03 Speaker 1 And he takes out an ad in the local colony newspaper saying today is a day of Thanksgiving 48:08 Speaker 1 because we just wiped out 700 of them using volunteers only. 48:13 Speaker 1 Okay. 48:13 Speaker 1 So to the crazy, to the crazy lady that yelled at me for saying, 48:19 Speaker 1 enjoy your day of murdering Indians. I wasn't wrong. Okay. 48:24 Speaker 1 It's just, we don't talk about it because nobody wants to be like, Oh, 48:27 Speaker 1 we murder. That's a lot cooler. That's a lot cooler. 48:30 Speaker 1 A story, man. That's like brutality. I love that. That's, that's fun. 48:32 Speaker 1 That's good. That's good. 48:34 Speaker 1 It says here, the incident is often cited as the first official 48:37 Speaker 1 mention of the word Thanksgiving. 48:40 Speaker 1 And it's commonly cited as the origin story 48:43 Speaker 1 for the Thanksgiving we now know. 48:45 Speaker 1 So, and then do you know what President 48:48 Speaker 1 made Thanksgiving a national holiday? 48:51 Speaker 1 Uh, Woodrow Wilson. 48:53 Speaker 1 What, Woodrow Wilson? 48:55 Speaker 1 It was like President in the 30s, dude. 48:58 Speaker 1 Oh, uh, Abraham Lincoln. 49:00 Speaker 1 Yes, dude, this guy did everything. 49:02 Speaker 1 Abraham Lincoln was a, he was a go-getter, okay? 49:05 Speaker 1 He did everything. 49:06 Speaker 1 Yeah, it was 1863 when President Abraham Lincoln declared the last Thursday in November 49:12 Speaker 1 is a day of Thanksgiving and the holidays we know. 49:15 Speaker 1 I could just see someone going up the Lincoln's like, tell them about this by like, it's 49:20 Speaker 1 a link in a, how do you feel about the blacks? 49:22 Speaker 1 Well, they should be free. 49:23 Speaker 1 No one should be a slave. 49:24 Speaker 1 Be like, what about a mess to you with the killed all those Indians? 49:26 Speaker 1 Like, that's fucking awesome. 49:28 Speaker 1 I did not know about that. 49:28 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's great. 49:30 Speaker 1 Yeah, let's, let's make that a holiday for sure. 49:32 Speaker 1 When we killed all the Indians. 49:32 Speaker 1 Kind of. 49:34 Speaker 1 Yeah. 49:34 Speaker 1 Yeah, because I mean, the day that it happened, 49:37 Speaker 1 what year did I say? 49:38 Speaker 1 It was like 16 something. 49:40 Speaker 1 I guess it was 200 years later, but he knew. 49:43 Speaker 1 Don't act like he didn't know. 49:44 Speaker 1 Like when they told him, he was like, that's awesome. 49:46 Speaker 1 And then up until the early 1900s, 49:50 Speaker 1 for Thanksgiving and Brandon, 49:52 Speaker 1 you totally got to do this. 49:54 Speaker 1 You totally got to do this. 49:55 Speaker 1 It was commonplace for people to dress up in head dresses 50:02 Speaker 1 on Thanksgiving day, white people. 50:04 Speaker 1 And you know why they dressed up in headdresses, Brandon? 50:07 Speaker 1 We make fun of them. 50:09 Speaker 1 When they killed the 700 local tribe, 50:14 Speaker 1 they wore the headdresses back to the colony as a symbol of like we got them, 50:19 Speaker 1 right? And they were celebrating with the headdresses on dancing. 50:22 Speaker 1 Oh, that's like what the soldiers were cut off to. 50:24 Speaker 1 Vietnamese ears and wear them as a necklace. 50:26 Speaker 1 OK, I think that was just in platoon. 50:28 Speaker 1 But I think it was real, man. 50:30 Speaker 1 There's a crazy motherfucker out there. 50:32 Speaker 1 It's just crazy. 50:33 Speaker 1 Like I just, when you look at the history of Thanksgiving 50:35 Speaker 1 and I celebrate it, it just, it makes, 50:37 Speaker 1 it almost makes me smile as much as Columbus Day 50:41 Speaker 1 because we're celebrating a rapist murderer. 50:43 Speaker 1 And we're all like, oh, Columbus Day is awesome. 50:46 Speaker 1 It's just funny how we just assume, 50:47 Speaker 1 we just, you know what, we're not gonna talk about that stuff. 50:50 Speaker 1 I guess we had to do what we had to do 50:52 Speaker 1 to get here where we are today. 50:53 Speaker 1 I mean, we got internet and I'm sitting here talking to you 50:55 Speaker 1 and I got vapes, you know, all because of Columbus 50:58 Speaker 1 and Thanksgiving Day. 50:59 Speaker 1 I don't think that's true. 51:02 Speaker 1 I would not be sitting here right now if it was not for Columbus. 51:04 Speaker 1 And I'm probably not for the people, the Mass Curran Indians either. 51:08 Speaker 1 Uh, I don't think you had to have Columbus though. 51:10 Speaker 1 I don't think Columbus had to do what he had to do. 51:12 Speaker 1 He just decided to do it. 51:13 Speaker 1 And I don't think if you were in that situation, even if you were born back then 51:18 Speaker 1 and you had the mentality back then, I don't think a reasonable person would have 51:22 Speaker 1 done what Columbus did. 51:23 Speaker 1 I don't think you would go to these places and kill and pillage. 51:26 Speaker 1 I don't think you'd do that. 51:27 Speaker 1 So he did. 51:28 Speaker 1 Is the new version of Thanksgiving now essentially like we're saying sorry to the Indians like we're all hanging out with them 51:34 Speaker 1 Because I don't know do Indians celebrate 51:36 Speaker 1 Thanksgiving I know that's good question. It's actually in the Smithsonian. It says here that Indians do not celebrate Thanksgiving and it's considered a day of 51:45 Speaker 1 morning 51:48 Speaker 1 I don't know why that's so funny to you 51:51 Speaker 1 Like they like they literally like they literally cry on Thanksgiving like they get like they go out and have like 51:56 Speaker 1 ceremonies because it's a day of mourning for all the deaths that were committed on that 52:02 Speaker 1 day. 52:03 Speaker 1 It's like that's almost a terrorist attack. 52:05 Speaker 1 Well, it's like that family guy episode where Peter walks into this home that these Indians 52:09 Speaker 1 are in. 52:10 Speaker 1 It's like a cabin. 52:11 Speaker 1 Obviously, it's not accurate, but he walks in there and he's like, this is my house now. 52:14 Speaker 1 I'm like, what? 52:15 Speaker 1 This is ours. 52:16 Speaker 1 Like, well, you also had 2000 years doing bent guns and you didn't. 52:18 Speaker 1 So it's my house. 52:19 Speaker 1 How do they not invent guns? 52:22 Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? 52:23 Speaker 1 Like, I don't understand the disconnect there. 52:25 Speaker 1 How is Europe able to do it in like Native Americans were not like did they just not 52:29 Speaker 1 figure shit out? 52:30 Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? 52:31 Speaker 1 I think it's the same way as Africa. 52:32 Speaker 1 I know when you read the story because the story is very, very long and I highly encourage 52:36 Speaker 1 everyone to get on the Smithsonian page and read it because there's some real tidbits 52:40 Speaker 1 in there that are just gold. 52:41 Speaker 1 But my favorite is when we landed when the first Europeans landed on Plymouth Rock, they'd 52:48 Speaker 1 been on this boat forever, right? 52:50 Speaker 1 So they land and I got all these guns. 52:52 Speaker 1 So back then the way they celebrated was they would shoot their guns into the air, right? 52:57 Speaker 1 Just celebrating. 52:58 Speaker 1 So a local man, local man, I guess, thought they were under attack because they're like, 53:06 Speaker 1 what's going on? 53:07 Speaker 1 Because it's just like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. 53:08 Speaker 1 And they're like, Oh my God, like we're under attack. 53:09 Speaker 1 Skygods angry sacrifice that baby over there right now. 53:13 Speaker 1 So all the warriors get painted up. 53:15 Speaker 1 They get all their stuff on like they're ready to go fight a war. 53:18 Speaker 1 So they go to where all the gunfire is happening, which is where all the Europeans just landed. 53:22 Speaker 1 and they show up ready to fight. 53:24 Speaker 1 And the Europeans are there like, 53:25 Speaker 1 what are these weird people half naked 53:27 Speaker 1 wearing all this face paint and feathers, right? 53:29 Speaker 1 So guess what they did? 53:31 Speaker 1 The game of the malaria blankets. 53:33 Speaker 1 Oh, they started shaking hands 53:34 Speaker 1 and just started giving them fish. 53:36 Speaker 1 And the Europeans were like, 53:37 Speaker 1 oh, these people are our friends. 53:39 Speaker 1 See, I got that bonus Thanksgiving. 53:41 Speaker 1 No, no, that's a common misconception. 53:43 Speaker 1 That didn't happen. 53:44 Speaker 1 The whole murder didn't happen for three more years. 53:47 Speaker 1 Yeah, so they did hang out and eat there 53:49 Speaker 1 after they landed, right? 53:50 Speaker 1 No one died that day, right? 53:52 Speaker 1 Yeah, they ate fish. 53:53 Speaker 1 They ate fish. 53:54 Speaker 1 They didn't have any of the other stuff. 53:54 Speaker 1 So all the other stuff stupid. 53:56 Speaker 1 So really if you want to celebrate Thanksgiving, 53:57 Speaker 1 the way you think you're supposed to celebrate it, 53:59 Speaker 1 you got to eat fish. 54:00 Speaker 1 It's like a Catholic or something. 54:01 Speaker 1 Catholic and the only fish on Fridays. 54:03 Speaker 1 It's weird. 54:04 Speaker 1 It's just so funny because people are so stupid. 54:07 Speaker 1 Like this girl yelling at me and I'm going like, 54:10 Speaker 1 what are you taught? 54:10 Speaker 1 How am I offensive? 54:12 Speaker 1 Like I'm telling you, this is the truth. 54:14 Speaker 1 And we just only want to remember history 54:16 Speaker 1 is the way we want to remember history. 54:18 Speaker 1 It's crazy. 54:19 Speaker 1 So what did they call that time where the pilgrims and the Indians all ate fish together and they didn't murder each other right then? 54:26 Speaker 1 What did they call that? The day that we landed up with rock. Is that like the first supper? 54:31 Speaker 1 Yeah, I guess you call it that. I mean, it was just the first real like 54:34 Speaker 1 interaction, but we as Europeans had not gotten to the point where we were like do we murder them now or 54:40 Speaker 1 murder them later. So I think that's when they were like, let's just give them the diseases now and then whoever survives the diseases 54:46 Speaker 1 is we'll finish him off with a bunch of volunteers. You know what I mean? 54:49 Speaker 1 Dude, that'd be a great movie. I can't believe no one's made that movie. I called this call 54:53 Speaker 1 Thanksgiving, you know, and just talks about landing and then like 300 years later. 54:57 Speaker 1 And we just start back and turn them three, three years later. Oh, three, three years 55:00 Speaker 1 later. Yeah. And there's one like little kid on the boat, he's got like a runny nose, 55:05 Speaker 1 and they're like, go shake his hand. And the little kids like, and he walks up and as soon as he 55:09 Speaker 1 shakes the hand, it gets real dramatic and slow. The music starts and you can see like all the 55:14 Speaker 1 bacteria getting on the Indians hand the Indians like thank you. 55:19 Speaker 1 He gives it to himself and then he dies. 55:22 Speaker 1 Cause that's what happened. 55:24 Speaker 1 Yeah, then he goes around kissing everybody spreading his disease and whatnot. 55:27 Speaker 1 So I didn't know all that. 55:29 Speaker 1 So now I'm thinking about it because I remember I had a buddy and I met him in sixth grade. 55:33 Speaker 1 His name was Santi. 55:34 Speaker 1 I told him first time I met him. 55:36 Speaker 1 I said, I'm sorry, we stole your land. 55:38 Speaker 1 I just felt like it was an apology was was to do for. 55:42 Speaker 1 But I'm pretty sure he celebrated Thanksgiving. 55:43 Speaker 1 You know, maybe not out of it. 55:45 Speaker 1 It was that funny. 55:47 Speaker 1 Like when you like all these years later, even like some 55:50 Speaker 1 Native Americans, if they've been like civilized, not civilized, 55:52 Speaker 1 but they've been American. 55:53 Speaker 1 They've been Americanized. 55:54 Speaker 1 They've been Americanized. 55:56 Speaker 1 So they're just like, oh, yeah, Thanksgiving's cool though. 55:58 Speaker 1 It's just it's I don't think because we've never had that on us, right? 56:01 Speaker 1 Like like have have have white folk ever been had that done to them? 56:07 Speaker 1 Oh, I'm sure at some point in time, probably not in America, 56:09 Speaker 1 but you know, over those other countries in like Rome and Egypt 56:12 Speaker 1 and everything like that, you know, 56:13 Speaker 1 I mean, everyone, everyone's been a slave at some point. 56:15 Speaker 1 Every creed has been a slave. 56:17 Speaker 1 Every ethnicity has always been a slave at some point because 56:20 Speaker 1 someone just takes power and they're like, oh, look at this. 56:21 Speaker 1 We just have these people do the work for us. 56:23 Speaker 1 So. 56:25 Speaker 1 Yeah. 56:26 Speaker 1 So so that brings me the last question. 56:28 Speaker 1 So this week is Thanksgiving. 56:30 Speaker 1 What do we we've never we haven't faced this ship, Brandon. 56:33 Speaker 1 And face what? 56:34 Speaker 1 You know, I made a major, a major holiday during the week. 56:39 Speaker 1 We're treating this as a day off, right? 56:40 Speaker 1 We're not we're not releasing a show on Thanksgiving day. 56:43 Speaker 1 No one's gonna listen to it. 56:44 Speaker 1 I apply a figure we would and then they just listen to it on Friday, you know, 56:46 Speaker 1 or they don't listen to it till Monday and then we get a lot of numbers and we get a lot. 56:50 Speaker 1 We got fucking three episodes for you to catch up on. 56:52 Speaker 1 So we're recording Thanksgiving day. 56:56 Speaker 1 Now we're just going to say we do it. 56:57 Speaker 1 We do it Wednesday, you know, if we record, yeah, we record Wednesday and record, you know, one and a half and then 57:03 Speaker 1 what? 57:04 Speaker 1 Okay. 57:05 Speaker 1 All right. 57:05 Speaker 1 So Thursday's episode Thanksgiving's episode will only be 30 minutes. 57:09 Speaker 1 We're just going to we're just going to get out here and talk about what we're thankful for. 57:13 Speaker 1 other than the murder that took place. 57:15 Speaker 1 Yeah, we should have stayed that murder story for Thanksgiving. 57:17 Speaker 1 Can you imagine, like, the family riding the Thanksgiving day? 57:20 Speaker 1 They're like, they murdered them. 57:22 Speaker 1 They merged 700 of them. 57:24 Speaker 1 They just wiped them out. 57:25 Speaker 1 Now I'm just over here. 57:26 Speaker 1 I laugh at this, like, some kind of half Indian, half white family. 57:29 Speaker 1 And there's like, what the fuck? 57:30 Speaker 1 Mommy, I don't want to eat Thanksgiving turkey anymore. 57:34 Speaker 1 It's OK. 57:35 Speaker 1 It's OK. 57:35 Speaker 1 Those daily dose guys are just stupid. 57:37 Speaker 1 They're not telling the truth. 57:39 Speaker 1 The cranberry sauces on the table. 57:40 Speaker 1 Is this the Indians blood? 57:44 Speaker 1 Blood of the Indians. 57:46 Speaker 1 It's sad. 57:46 Speaker 1 It's a sad story. 57:47 Speaker 1 So I'm sorry I had to break everyone into that, but I just had to let you know 57:50 Speaker 1 because the dumb girl at the store told me I'm stupid. 57:52 Speaker 1 So well, maybe she'll listen to it. 57:54 Speaker 1 She'll probably send you a lawsuit now and you call it a dumb girl. 57:57 Speaker 1 My God. 57:58 Speaker 1 You know what? 57:59 Speaker 1 OK, let me rephrase just so you don't get sued. 58:02 Speaker 1 The uneducated young lady at the store is now been educated. 58:06 Speaker 1 You just want to say your name and the store name to I'm not doing that. 58:10 Speaker 1 So 58:12 Speaker 1 Well, if you listen to us, you heard all that pretty funny good time good time 58:15 Speaker 1 You're on our heart rate out podcast or spot a phone be sure to leave some five serve you and follow helps out a lot 58:20 Speaker 1 A lot of people are doing it man. We're getting big kicks from somewhere 58:23 Speaker 1 I don't know where we appreciate it whatever y'all are doing out there 58:25 Speaker 1 Keep doing it because it's really helping us out and we got the patreon down below 58:28 Speaker 1 He's that for bed as advertising for the show and for don't that scary hookers prosthetudes heroin 58:34 Speaker 1 We got Chuck's Chris party coming up deadline to enter 58:36 Speaker 1 December 13th. So leaves the voicemail four or four eight nine zero zero zero five to get 58:42 Speaker 1 entered and see if you can be Santa. Good church Christmas party. And then we also got our 58:46 Speaker 1 bit coming up January 11th 12 to 5 p.m. New run brewing all the belt line. Gotta be great. 58:51 Speaker 1 Beggabons, Duncan Brothers band, Stank Grace and the big raffle will be done there. The trip 58:56 Speaker 1 sent in two of you to Mexico for seven days. Did you do Nate Beanie Torgad and it's gonna 59:01 Speaker 1 be good time. It's gonna be fun. Be sure to put that on the calendar and we're gonna have 59:05 Speaker 1 one big winner and like I said, we're doing raffles leading up to that told you about that 59:08 Speaker 1 earlier. So I won't tell you again. But we appreciate you listening. Yeah, I think we 59:11 Speaker 1 get on that hill. Two things. One, if anybody knows of a really good accountant, I need 59:18 Speaker 1 one. I need one. And it can't be somebody that listens to the show. That's weird. I'm not 59:21 Speaker 1 going to give you all my financials, bombs, but I do need to go to accountant. So please 59:25 Speaker 1 do that. And two, you guys know we're in Pennsylvania. And Brandon, one day you're going to get 59:30 Speaker 1 to experience this. There's nothing better that when you go to your parents house, which 59:34 Speaker 1 my wife is doing right now. And they have made a collection for you of things you have to take home. 59:41 Speaker 1 And I'm in the room right now with Megan that they've conveniently placed all of her items 59:48 Speaker 1 out on the floor. And that's just a pile of stuff that they're saying, take it or it's going to the 59:54 Speaker 1 garbage. And I love it, dude. It makes me laugh. Megan walked in and she goes, why do you think all 59:58 Speaker 1 my stuffs in the corner over there because they're telling you to take it. So I'm glad 1:00:06 Speaker 1 so this is going on my office. It's going to put my office. I'm going to put it on the 1:00:10 Speaker 1 wall. I can 50 pictures of Megan around the house. But like does anybody else live here? 1:00:14 Speaker 1 Yeah. Oh my God. Dude real quick. Have you have you started your Christmas shopping yet? 1:00:19 Speaker 1 What? No, it's fucking November. I don't start that the week before Christmas. 1:00:23 Speaker 1 If you're ordering stuff, you got to always do it early. So I went in to this thing, 1:00:27 Speaker 1 Dude, these stupid Facebook ads where they're like, 1:00:30 Speaker 1 oh, order this and it looks so cool. 1:00:32 Speaker 1 And you watch them do it. 1:00:33 Speaker 1 So this thing called mixed tiles, I'm sure you've heard of it. 1:00:36 Speaker 1 It's like little pictures that they just stick on the wall, 1:00:38 Speaker 1 but they're in frames. 1:00:39 Speaker 1 Have you heard about this? 1:00:40 Speaker 1 No, uh-oh. 1:00:41 Speaker 1 So anyway, I just dropped the $100 because I'm 1:00:44 Speaker 1 like trying to get ahead of the game. 1:00:45 Speaker 1 And I was like, oh, Megan would love that. 1:00:46 Speaker 1 Get 20 or 30 of these mixed tiles 1:00:48 Speaker 1 and she can put them up on the wall and it'll be all pretty. 1:00:51 Speaker 1 So I ordered all these pictures. 1:00:52 Speaker 1 I had to go through all my photos on my phone, like Hawaii 1:00:55 Speaker 1 and stuff like that. 1:00:56 Speaker 1 I order all these things. 1:00:57 Speaker 1 So I get them ordered and that's when we get here 1:01:00 Speaker 1 and I see that now I get the OGs added in with them. 1:01:03 Speaker 1 So dude, we're gonna have more photos on our walls 1:01:05 Speaker 1 for Christmas than, and so when you come for the party, 1:01:08 Speaker 1 well, they won't be up. 1:01:09 Speaker 1 Those won't be up, but Megan's will be. 1:01:10 Speaker 1 I'll have all Megan's pictures up. 1:01:12 Speaker 1 So you'll see, just make sure when you walk in 1:01:14 Speaker 1 and whoever's going to this thing at my house, 1:01:16 Speaker 1 make sure when you walk in and you meet Megan, 1:01:18 Speaker 1 just be like, hey, it's nice to meet you. 1:01:20 Speaker 1 Why do you have so many photos of you as a teenager? 1:01:22 Speaker 1 You know, and this should be like, oh my God, 1:01:24 Speaker 1 my parents gave me those. 1:01:26 Speaker 1 They were gonna throw them away. 1:01:28 Speaker 1 So it would be fun. 1:01:29 Speaker 1 Is that creepy though? 1:01:30 Speaker 1 You got a teenage picture of your wife 1:01:31 Speaker 1 and you're looking at it like, oh yeah. 1:01:32 Speaker 1 See, I'm not gonna lie. 1:01:35 Speaker 1 I was so when we got here. 1:01:39 Speaker 1 Okay, how do I say this? 1:01:41 Speaker 1 Cause my wife goes, oh my God, wasn't I pretty? 1:01:46 Speaker 1 I think she was 17 in this photo. 1:01:49 Speaker 1 Jackson, oh yeah. 1:01:50 Speaker 1 So yeah, yeah, I don't know how that works. 1:01:53 Speaker 1 We've not had that before, 1:01:54 Speaker 1 But I think you're good now, I guess, right? 1:01:56 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I don't want to look at the photo. 1:01:57 Speaker 1 I'll be like, dude, she was hot, you know? 1:01:59 Speaker 1 Because then I feel kind of creepy. 1:02:01 Speaker 1 But she was kind of hot. 1:02:02 Speaker 1 So I don't know. 1:02:03 Speaker 1 Look at that area. 1:02:04 Speaker 1 Oh, sorry, baby. 1:02:05 Speaker 1 Yeah, I know. 1:02:06 Speaker 1 Yeah. 1:02:07 Speaker 1 Or she goes, wasn't that hot? 1:02:08 Speaker 1 You're like, no, you're nasty. 1:02:10 Speaker 1 You know? 1:02:11 Speaker 1 Master. 1:02:12 Speaker 1 But you're hot now. 1:02:13 Speaker 1 But you're hot now. 1:02:14 Speaker 1 So I don't know. 1:02:14 Speaker 1 I don't know. 1:02:15 Speaker 1 We'll figure it out. 1:02:16 Speaker 1 I'll put it up on the wall and, Brandon, 1:02:17 Speaker 1 you let me know what you think. 1:02:18 Speaker 1 That's going to be funny, is that? 1:02:19 Speaker 1 I don't know if I've seen that many pictures of someone 1:02:22 Speaker 1 grown as the teenage selfs in their house. So that'll be, they'll be hanging in the room. 1:02:27 Speaker 1 You're sleeping. 1:02:28 Speaker 1 Oh God. They had 17 year old Megan staring at me on sleep. I feel all of her eyes on me. 1:02:35 Speaker 1 All there's like 18 eyes. Look at that. Me. Okay. Well, I'm gonna say, you want to be 1:02:40 Speaker 1 Chuck's accountant. I guess you just can't listen because I can just see that now in the 1:02:43 Speaker 1 group chat like Chuck spent $10,000 on this. 1:02:47 Speaker 1 Exactly. That's what I'm afraid of. 1:02:50 Speaker 1 I know, there's going to be making the IRS fraud means or something like that. 1:02:55 Speaker 1 It's in three years. 1:02:57 Speaker 1 All right. We'll see you tomorrow. But.